1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: The twenties. Hello, ar hi, Aaron, this is Casey right back. 2 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: I'm calling from Corporate Human Resources. How are you today? 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: I'm doing fine? How about you? Pretty good? Listen, Um, 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to let you know that we're going 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: to be reducing your number of vacation days from ten 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: to two. Excuse me what, We're reducing your vacation days 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: from the ten that you have now to just two 8 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: days for the year. I hope this is Oh no, 9 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: you're not that's not happening. Well, I'm sorry, sir, We 10 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: have no choice. I hope this isn't too much of 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: an issue for you. Why are you taking them away? 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: You know, there are a ton of reasons, and I 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,840 Speaker 1: don't think we need to go into all that right now. So, 14 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: oh no, no, we do need to go into all 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: of that right now. We have to go into that 16 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: right now. Do you understand. Okay, Well, one of the reasons, sir, 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: frankly is you've been using the company copier a lot lately, 18 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: and that costs us money. So we have to offset 19 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: that cost somehow. Yeah, and we to reduce your vacation 20 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: days in order to make up the cost of the paper. 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: In the towner in fear because I'm using paper to 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: do work for you for this company. You know what, 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: You can't just call an employee and tell them that 24 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: they're losing all their vacation days. We aren't taking away 25 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: all your vacation days. You've got two left, sir. No, 26 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I'm talking to a three year old, 27 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: you're taking all my vacation days away. No, we're not 28 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: going to do anything for me. We've taken eight of 29 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: your ten vacation days away. That leaves you with two 30 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: vacation days. Enjoy those three day weekends. This is unbelievable. 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: I mean, what are you What are you expect me 32 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: to do? You want me to go to Kinkos and 33 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: do my office work over there? I'm using office supply. 34 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: You know what? That? Right there is a great that 35 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: right there is a great idea. If more people took 36 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: an initiative like that, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 37 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not going to Kinko's. I'm 38 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: not doing that. Okay, Well I think it's a great idea. 39 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: It's a terrible idea. Do you understand what you're doing. 40 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: You're taking only vacation days for me because I'm using 41 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: your copier to do work for you. Do you understand Well, now, Aaron, 42 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: it's not just the copier. We've noticed that you've been 43 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: drinking a lot of coffee lately too. Oh my god, 44 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: how big of a deal is that When I have 45 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: one or two cups a day, everybody else in the 46 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: office quite a bit. If I were to show you 47 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: the math on that, you would be amazed at how 48 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: much money it costs us for you guys to drink coffee. 49 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: Awesomely cost that much. It cannot possibly if you'd be 50 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: willing to bring in your own water and your own 51 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: coffee there in the tap it has water anyway, Are 52 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: you kidding me? That costs us money though, Still, so 53 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: we have to you know, you know what? You know? Fine, fine, 54 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,679 Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I'll make coffee at home. 55 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Perfect, Well, that's get home, I'll bring 56 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: it in. I'm not going to drink your stupid coffee anymore. 57 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: If you can promise not to do that anymore, I 58 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: might be able to get another vacation day for you. You 59 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: You get three vacation days this year. Oh, we'll bee 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: thank you. So much. Thanks for having no one in 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: you really appreciate You're welcome. See, we're willing to work 62 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: with you guys, if you just know you're working with 63 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: you right now. Okay, you can't just take Oh you 64 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: were being sorry, you were being sarcastic. There, I know 65 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: what I'm done. I quit. I quit. I could mean. 66 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: You can't just treat people like this. So I'm done. 67 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Goodbye. Did you just quit? Sir? Yeah, 68 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: I'm quitting. That's what's happening right now. I have to 69 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: let you know. I can't let you do that. Why 70 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 1: oh why? What is it too costly? Is it too 71 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: costly to let me go? Well, I can't quit because 72 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: you're gonna cost you too much money. Yes, yes, there's that. 73 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: And then also, this is a phone tap, so it's 74 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: not even a real phone call. What does that mean? 75 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: A foe tap? What are you talking about? It means 76 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: that this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in 77 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a 78 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my, go on, come on, 79 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: your buddy, Charlie set you up, he said, happy birthday. 80 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: He wanted us to phone tap you for your birthday. 81 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: You got pretty upset there, didn't you. Oh my god, man, 82 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? You're lucky I didn't charge 83 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: you for using the company Internet too. Come on Facebook 84 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: all day anyway matter. Wake up every morning with jubal 85 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Moving 86 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: ninety two point five