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Speaker 1: radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. You

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Speaker 1: know what's really annoying? What? It's the Jewel Show. Not

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Speaker 1: What's annoying is when you're having a peaceful discussion with

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Speaker 1: is hashtag there, hashtag tri or hashtag h r e

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Speaker 1: that happens and edit it. We'll guess what people are

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Speaker 1: asking about this for a long time. But apparently Twitter

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Speaker 1: what what does that mean? I don't even Twitter a

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Speaker 1: Wait undue, Yeah, it's it's making news that they're going

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Speaker 1: so it's not just delete tweet. Also, okay, you have

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Speaker 1: asking for it for a long time to have an

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Speaker 1: to do stupid. Okay, so when you edit a tweet,

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter. Actually, I'm like, none of the things

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Speaker 1: They just don't get you. They just don't get me

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. Does it excite you

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Speaker 1: the show on the internets. It's at the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: You can follow each of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jebil Phone Frame Mornings, twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Tompkins calling from uber eats and I

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Speaker 1: my name is Tompkins and I'm calling from uber eats

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling you, um, because I wanted to apologize

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Speaker 1: I didn't deliver your food the other night. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: That was dinner for me and my wife and you

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Speaker 1: All right, all of that is very very well deserved.

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Speaker 1: Your feelings are very valid on that I screwed up.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender

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Speaker 1: a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kid me

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Speaker 1: I didn't get in a car accident with former President

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Speaker 1: I would love the actual truth. More on you're a

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Speaker 1: little weasel. I'm going to call up and get your canned.

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Speaker 1: I've got everything I need now to call up and

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Speaker 1: tell them they employ a little weasel. That is just

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Speaker 1: the lies way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I said before,

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Speaker 1: My name is Bradley, Yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your

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Speaker 1: name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay, that's an actor. I was

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Speaker 1: lying to you again. I'm so sorry about I know

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Speaker 1: it's an actor. Now tell me the truth. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jewel. Freshmen, this is a phone prank. That's the apple.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your wife. Diana set you up.

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Speaker 1: didn't believe those. That was good. You had me until

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Speaker 1: It was that a bit much wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand first day follow up entertainment

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Speaker 1: is so awkward right now. Yeah, due to COVID and

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Speaker 1: seems weird to have twelve people scattered throughout a room

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Speaker 1: Right right? At least if you get heckled, you know

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Speaker 1: who it is? That's true exactly. Yeah, Well Scott is

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Speaker 1: no idea. We'll find out, though. Hey, Scott, what's up man?

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Speaker 1: How are you hey? Great? How are you guys today?

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? I read your email and before we

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Christine? Christine? Yeah, she's great, Scott. Isn't

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Speaker 1: So what happened? So he started telling me pictures of

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Speaker 1: Do you have any animals? No? But if I did,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, hi Scott. Yes, high Christine, I'm here and

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Speaker 1: U I cannot believe you believe me? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: and I've had way better conversations with Chocolate and Moose

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Speaker 1: with this now? Well? I do? I want to ask

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Speaker 1: a second date with Scott again? We'll pay for it? No,

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Speaker 1: you don't, hard path, Yeah, I really thought you're gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh oh what good are you? Okay, I'm just shocked.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's a relief that like it sounds

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Speaker 1: I am sleeping with my baby daddy. Oh please, that's good. Right.

422
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: I have to assume that you guys are not together

423
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: anymore for saying that, otherwise I feel bad. Yeah, so

424
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: let me I guess I can elaborate. Um, I had

425
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: a baby with my baby daddy when I was the

426
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: person and I was sixteen, and so I thought he was,

427
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,120
Speaker 1: you know, the love of my life, and I thought

428
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 1: we were going to be together forever, you know, And

429
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: he cheated on me after I had the baby. Um,

430
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: so we broke up and it's been a few years now,

431
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: and obviously we are in each there's lives. I mean,

432
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 1: we have a kid together, and he he ended up

433
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: marrying the girl that he cheated on me with. Who

434
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 1: But now he's been like really into me lately and

435
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 1: we've actually slept together a few times. Oh, so he's

436
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: cheating on his wife. So now he's cheating on his wife. Yeah.

437
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: Does this guy find anybody new? Nobody knows. But um,

438
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really enjoying it. Look good for you? Yeah? Wow?

439
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: Is he like, is he involved in your child's life? Yeah? Yeah,

440
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: um he is. We've never had a problem there. You know,

441
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: he's just a cheater, I guess. But I'm actually if

442
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: you're enjoying another oh, I have another confession. I guess. Um,

443
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: I actually want to tell his wife so that they

444
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: break up and he's with me. No. Wow, No, no,

445
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: no for a couple of reasons. Because he's a cheater. Wow,

446
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: and he's a but if you if you love him though, no, no,

447
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: because he's gonna cheat on you too. Yeah. I mean

448
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: he already did cheat on you. Well, this is very

449
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: negative thinking what if he's changed? I guess you're right,

450
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: you know, that's always my mindset is always like, hey,

451
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: don't worry about the problem, find a solution, right, don't

452
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: be problem based person, because then you're only going to

453
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: have problems. If you're a solution based person, you're only

454
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: gonna have solutions and you'll fix things. Except in this case,

455
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: I think you've only got problems. I mean we're more

456
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: grown up now. I mean when we were obviously we were,

457
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: we were sixteen. But he's cheating right now and his

458
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: wife it's a very good point. Well, you know she's so,

459
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: I mean maybe she is, maybe she isn't. I don't know.

460
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: We don't know her personally, you know. But still he's

461
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: constantly telling me all the things that she does to him.

462
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: So I mean I can see why he's not happy,

463
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: and I make him happy. So if he wasn't cheat

464
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: on you though, again, will you have him stay? No?

465
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: Of course not. I mean I didn't have him stay

466
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: the first time. I mean, well I have he kind

467
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: of left me, I mean at all. So he got

468
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: you pregnant, cheated on you with now his current wife,

469
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: and is now cheating on his wife with you. And

470
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: you don't think there's any chance if you guys got

471
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: back together, that he would cheat on you. No, I

472
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: mean he's clearly still thinking of me. We're still in

473
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: each other's lives. It's like he knows we're meant to

474
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: be okay, so you see it as like a fate thing,

475
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: like he realizes that he should have been with you

476
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: and then he messed up, and now he's ready to

477
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: come back home. Yeah. I mean we were young. Who

478
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: doesn't make a mistake when they're young. I mean we've

479
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: got pregnant, like, whoa, So I think we'll be fine

480
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: this time. So I just but I want to get

481
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: the ball rollings. I want her to know a great

482
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: time for sports analogy. Yeah, let's get the ball rolling.

483
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, Well, good luck to you and

484
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: let us know how it goes. Okay, thank you? Yep,

485
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

486
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron and the Idiot News Network, where

487
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news For Tuesday twenty one,

488
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and I can breathe through my bottom. WHOA.

489
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: More on that in just a second, but first let's

490
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: beat the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and if you thought

491
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: having more than a billion dollars would secure you a

492
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: hookup or even justin date, you're wrong. And I'm English

493
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: Evan and I have some bad news for a kid

494
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: by the name of Timmy goes Hall sixty nine. Well,

495
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: before we get to those stories. For your lead story

496
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: of the day, I can breathe through my butt. Are

497
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: you sure about that? I really don't know, but a

498
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: new study in Japan found that humans might be able

499
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: to breathe through their butts for real. I guess certain

500
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: types of fish can absorb oxygen through their intestines to

501
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: stay alive in emergencies, and they also found that pigs

502
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: do the same thing and other mammals can do it

503
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: as well. That they gave rats oxygen rich enemas to

504
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: see if their bottoms absorbed the oxygen in and their

505
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: blood oxygen level did go up, meaning humans can probably

506
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: breathe through their butts too. Wow, we should try it.

507
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: We should try. There are actually a few situations where

508
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: it'll come in handy. If you were kidnapped and the

509
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: bag was put over your head, or if you're swimming

510
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: and you drowned, well, yeah, I'm drowned because you could

511
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: absorb the oxygen. There's definitely some scenarios that that would

512
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: be useful. There are a lot of scenarios where breathing

513
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: through your butt could be useful, and they haven't tested

514
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: it on humans yet, but I would personally like to

515
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: throw my hat in the ring to be the first person. Absolutely,

516
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: I think you should give it a guy. Yeah, if

517
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: anyone could do it, you could jubile you know what

518
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't have a lot of

519
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: faith in myself a lot. But there's one thing that

520
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: I believe I could figure out, and that is how

521
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: to breathe through my butt. Thank you English Evans all

522
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: it's all about your mindset. Yes, all right, this is

523
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

524
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For our next story of

525
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 1: the day, let's sit it on a ray. Alex rash

526
00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: is on location in Seattle, Washington. Seattle, Washington. Yes where

527
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: so far to him and have come forward? He used

528
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: to work with Bill Gates, saying that he asked him

529
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: out on a date prior to his hard hitting divorce

530
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: news and they both declined, Oh yeah, They both actually

531
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: had the same experience. They said that they were at

532
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: some summit, some sort of like cocktail party, and Bill

533
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: Gates was walking around a little you know, feeling a

534
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: little frisky, and they said that so they both had

535
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: the same experience as far as like how he asked

536
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: him out. They both said that he lowered his voice

537
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: and said I want to see you. Will you out

538
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: dinner with me? Oh? No, wonder they said, no, I

539
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: don't know if that's how he did it, but they

540
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: was like, he lowered his voice because they didn't want

541
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: anybod else to hear. And he said I want to

542
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: see will you have dinner with me? And then one

543
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: of them said they just laughed it off to avoid it,

544
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: you know, answering because she felt awkward. And then he said, well,

545
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: if this makes me feel uncomfortable, and then pretend it

546
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: never happened, oh go. And it's so funny because he's like,

547
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem predatory to me. And they also both

548
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: said that likebody said that he did that, he's never

549
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: been like predatory in the workplace. But I could totally

550
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: see him like, Okay, well, if that made you feel uncomfortable,

551
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: then just act like it never happened. Okay, if he's

552
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: embarrassed languaghip, you know what, heaven me, Linda might have

553
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: had no open relationship. Nobody knows, maybe, and and I

554
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: could absolutely see that happening. It's just like he didn't

555
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: want to like look stupid from those girls, you know,

556
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: since they declined it was amazing. He's got to walk

557
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: away from that and be like, I'm a billionaire. I

558
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: created one of the biggest companies in the world the

559
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: world has ever seen, and they just told me no, Yeah,

560
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: poor guy, that's it. It's time to make something else,

561
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: Like you make another billion and maybe they'll go out

562
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: with me. Well, I'm sure it doesn't have a problem now. No.

563
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: Well that's all I have. Sending it back to you

564
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

565
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

566
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

567
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: it over to English Oven, who's standing in line at

568
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: a water park right now paying his pants because nobody

569
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: can tell because his pants are already Well I paid

570
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: my pants once on the Rocket Roads at Disneyland. Really, yeah,

571
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: that was a fun time a couple of years ago. Yep,

572
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: actually last year. So no. But in a statement released

573
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: by GameMaker Ravens Software, they he said that they have

574
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: banned over thirty thousand malicious accounts across Cool of Duty. Yeah,

575
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: are those the ones that they are hacking. So these

576
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: are the hackers, which is why I said, Timmy goes

577
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: hard sixty nine, you better watch out because that's the

578
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: guy who always is joining my lobby and just destroying me.

579
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure a hacker. I'm almost certain he's cheating.

580
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: That's amazing. My son, Jackson's eight, he's always like whenever

581
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: he's playing video games and he either like dies or

582
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: isn't doing good or whatever, He's like, they're a hacker,

583
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, they're just probably good. We've got

584
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: into so many conversations like that. I'm like, dude, just

585
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: because you're you know, you're losing, doesn't mean that they're

586
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: all hacking like it could be. And then i found

587
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: out that there are so many hackers. I'm like, he's

588
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: probably right. No, he's definitely probably hacking. He's like no,

589
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: because they can't just look I mean like don shoot

590
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: me and dead. No, No, like yeah, exactly. Yeah, there's

591
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 1: some certain things if they lock on super quick, then

592
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: you know you know they're hackingly they have like a

593
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: ball or something. So Timmy goes hard sixty nine, you

594
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: better watch out. Watch you about to lose. You your

595
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: job as a hack. Yeah, hacker'll duty that may and

596
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: see it. I n N. It's done for the day

597
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: before work. Do it against the same time. One lose

598
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: yoth job? You about to lose yoth job. You about

599
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: to lose yo jobtaining me? And that was the iron

600
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: N the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in

601
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: the news, they soon in tomorrow same time for another

602
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: hard hitting report. This is I n N News. There's

603
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: no such thing as a good excuse for not buckling

604
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: up law enforcement or writing tickets, So why take the risk?

605
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: Click it or ticket paid for by the Jewbil show

606
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame DA Mornings. That's one. Hello, Hey,

607
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office. I was

608
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: looking for Selene. Oh no, that's my daughter. Um, this

609
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: is Sarah. Oh, oh my gosh, that's right. Is everything

610
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: all right? Family? Doctor? Huh uh? I must have died

611
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: here number by mistake. I'm sorry about that. Felean was

612
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: in here the other day and I just was calling

613
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: with her test results and very excited for her. I

614
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: bet you're excited, No excited excited? What do I need

615
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: to be excited about? Oh? I'm so sorry about that. Um. I,

616
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: because I work at the doctor's office here, am not

617
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: allowed to give out personal information about our patients. I

618
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,959
Speaker 1: know she's your daughter, and I doubt your number by mistake. UM,

619
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: but I really can't tell you about these test results. Okay,

620
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: I need you. I need you to just go ahead

621
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: and tell me my daughter if she had test done.

622
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: I need to know what the heck she did at

623
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: test four. Well, I, like I said, I legally cannot

624
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: give that information out. I'm so sorry. I know she's

625
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: your daughter. I know I dialed the wrong phone number,

626
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: but she's having triplets. I'm sorry. And there it goes again, Pete.

627
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: They called me loose lips Pete in college for a

628
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: couple of reasons, but one, excuse me, excuse me, you're

629
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: telling me my daughter is pregnant with triplets. Oh actually no,

630
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I got that wrong. No, no, no, no,

631
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: but I got the wrong thing in front of me.

632
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: I read that totally wrong. I'm so sorry about that.

633
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: So are you to alarm you on him? Jesus? No,

634
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: you don't understand her boyfriend is It's just the dumbest

635
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: thing on earth. I cannot stand that guy. And if

636
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: she was to have triplets with him home? Oh good, okay, yeah,

637
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: so that's that's why you're upset about that information. Is

638
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: because her you don't like her? Is it a new

639
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: boyfriend or something? Yes, miss, I guess I'm overstepping my

640
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: bounds by asking about your personal relationship with your daughter's boyfriend.

641
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: But you said it, so I was just wondering if

642
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: you don't like him, and that's why you were upset

643
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: when I accidentally said she was having triplets. Hush, I

644
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm telling why I'm telling you this,

645
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: but it's just the thought of that just's I can't well,

646
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: she proper sentence right now? My goodness, I bet so

647
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: it's not triplets, that's the good thing. I sorry to

648
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: freak out like that, My bad. I still can't keep

649
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: a secret, but um, it is not triplets, although you

650
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: might be pretty upset here in the future. So I'll

651
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: just throw that little nugget out there for you and

652
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: get a hold of her later. So you just got

653
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: the number of babies wrong? Or is that what you're

654
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: telling me right now? She is pregnant. I can't tell you. Hell, yeah,

655
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: she's pregnant now. Loose lips, Pete goes again. Dang it,

656
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't. Yeah, she's prego, my eggo,

657
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it here, work, I am about

658
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: to lose it? Um? Is it with her boyfriend? Did

659
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: she say who she's having this baby? With? It with

660
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: her boyfriend? I don't know, but I'm sorry to spill

661
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: the beans on that. If you could do me a favorite,

662
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: not tell your daughter that I gave you that infos

663
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: So when I call her with her results, that seems

664
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: like a surprise, that'd be great. She's a idiot, and

665
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: she's even more of an idiot to have sex with

666
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: him and freaking have a baby. So no, no, I'm

667
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: not going to keep it a secret. I'm gonna call

668
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: her right now. And you're an idiot too? Well? Why

669
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: am I an idiot? Why are you an idiot? You? Just?

670
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: Is it because this is a prank phone call? Is that? Why? What?

671
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewil from the Jewil Show doing

672
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your daughter. Selene set

673
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: you up with me, aren't you. She says that she

674
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: knows you hate her boyfriend and wanted me to scare

675
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: you and say they're having kids together. Oh, thank god.

676
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: And she also wanted me to break the news to

677
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: you that she's going to break up with him soon.

678
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: Did she really say that, yes with me, No, she

679
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: really did say that. Yeah. Wake up every morning with

680
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenty the

681
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand, It's time Floor of the Roses

682
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: only on the Gebel Shows on the phone. And she's

683
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: been dating her boyfriend for four months, and I guess

684
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: she thinks that he might be cheating all because of

685
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: a cougar. Obviously, I don't mean the animal. Obviously. I

686
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: think you know what I'm talking about when I say cougar. Rachel. Um,

687
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. You guys have only been

688
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: dating for four months. This is pretty new. What's tell

689
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: us what's going on? Hi? Guys? So, yeah, we've been

690
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: together for four months, and I know this is kind

691
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: of quick, but you know, we fell in love pretty hard,

692
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: pretty fast, and we moved in together. Wow, that is quick. Thanks.

693
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: So you moved in with your boyfriend and you guys

694
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: have only been together for four months. Yeah, but you

695
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: know it's all good. Everything's been great. But our landlord

696
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: is you know, she's pretty and she comes to inspect

697
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: the place, like when I'm not there, and she's you know,

698
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: a single mom, and I just think that one second,

699
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: Stubb right there, Your landlord comes to inspect the place often, Yeah,

700
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: like when I'm not there specifically, and my boyfriends he

701
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: works from home, so he's there. She's always making sure

702
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: because because when she comes here and when I am

703
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: actually here, she laughed at everything he says. But like,

704
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: I know that's bullsh because he's not funny inspecting. Why

705
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: is she there so much? You know, she'll want to

706
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,479
Speaker 1: chuck the sink or a cabinet that was loose before

707
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: we moved in, or you know, mouse traps. We don't

708
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: even have mice, so I don't know what. It's just

709
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: very random. It seems like there's always something to do

710
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: at your place. Is it a house, Yeah, it's a house, Okay,

711
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: all right. That makes a little more sense to me

712
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: in an apartment, because you know, if you're an apartment

713
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: manager that was constantly going by, absolutely not. I've rented

714
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: a room in a house before, and yeah, that person

715
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: was around all the time doing repairs on the house.

716
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: But this stuff does sound kind of like like she's

717
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: just making up reasons to be there, or he and

718
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: she are just making up reasons for her to be there. Yeah, completely,

719
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: And it's really bothering me because when I'm not there,

720
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: I have no way of making sure that things aren't

721
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: happening between them, and she's just too giggly and giddy

722
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: around him for me to believe that she's not into him. Yeah,

723
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: it's really annoying. Okay, So have you actually confronted Damien about,

724
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: you know, the landlord coming over to say hi all

725
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: the time? No, because I don't want him to think

726
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: I'm crazy because we did just move in together and

727
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: things have been going well. But I just I don't

728
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: want to stir the pot. It depends how you do it. Right,

729
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: If he gets home and you're like just screaming at

730
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: him accusing him of something, that might come off yeah

731
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: tad bit crazy. But if you sit him down and go, hey,

732
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, why the hell is

733
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: the landlord over? You might come off as crazy. If

734
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: you just ask him about it and go, hey, it's

735
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: kind of weird that she's over here all the time.

736
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: Do you know it's her flirting with you? Maybe you

737
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: put it like that, like I think she flirts with you.

738
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: Do you notice that? Yeah, but I don't want to

739
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: come off as jealous, and because I'm not. But also

740
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's still a new relationship, right,

741
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: so you don't want to paint yourself as the psycho already.

742
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: You want to wait a little while, right, all right?

743
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: It definitely sounds weird that she's over there all the time.

744
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: Does he seem to flirt back with her? Yeah, I

745
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: don't know. I think a little bit. But maybe it's

746
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: to make me a little jealous on purpose. It's kind

747
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: of it could go one way or the other. Or

748
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: it could be the fact that you're thinking one thing,

749
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: so you're seeing him flirt and he might not necessary

750
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: he might not necessarily be flirting. It does sound weird, though,

751
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we could call

752
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: him that wouldn't seem weird? Um? Yeah, I think so.

753
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: Because he loves sneakers. So if you guys offered him,

754
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: you know, free sneakers and you know roses that a

755
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: website is that somebody website that sells shoes actually is

756
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: an exchange like for the sneakers. You know, people go yeah, yeah, okay,

757
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: people go on that to buy and sell like really

758
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: rare sneakers, and some people make a lot of money

759
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: doing that. Oh ton, I've thought about that. So then yeah,

760
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: they could definitely call him and maybe they have some

761
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: promotion where they're giving away Jordan's yeah or yeezy some

762
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: like off whites. Oh off whites are nice anyway. But

763
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: if free some free shoes and some flowers to send

764
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,959
Speaker 1: to someone special. I love a footwear event Footwe we'll

765
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: see if he sends them who he sends the flowers to. Okay, Okay,

766
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: thanks guys. Okay, we'll play a song, come back, and

767
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: then see if we can catch your boyfriend cheating or

768
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: not cheating. Hopefully not cheating. But it sounds like I

769
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: was rooting form to be cheating. I just want to

770
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: you know I'm not rooting from to be cheating. We'll

771
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: do it next. Okay, okay, thank you. Michel is on

772
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: the phone and Rachel thinks that her boyfriend of only

773
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: four months might be cheating on her with their landlord.

774
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: I guess they moved in together and they rented a house,

775
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: and the landlord for the house, who Rachel describes as

776
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: a cougar, is always there doing repairs and she thinks

777
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: she might be doing some repairs on some other plumbing

778
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: rather than the plumbing in the house, if you know

779
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, I think you know what I mean.

780
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: And so she thinks of our boyfriend might be cheating.

781
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him because he's a sneaker

782
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: head from one of the websites that he buys and

783
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: sells shoes on, offer him some free Jordan's and some

784
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: flowers that tend to someone and see if he gives

785
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: us his girlfriend Rachel's name or somebody else. Is all right, Rachel,

786
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm ready, guys, Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, this

787
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: is Toby calling from I was looking for Damien. Um. Yeah, yeah,

788
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: this is Damian. What's up? What's up? D How are

789
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: you man? I'm all right, man, Um yeah, I'm all right. Um.

790
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you've heard I'm calling from. And

791
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: we have your information and we're doing just like a

792
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: thank you thing for people that use our sites. So

793
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: um yeah, I buy from you guys all the time.

794
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: I am always trading on there and stuff. Yeah no,

795
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: I know, dude. Um um. We're doing a promotion where

796
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: we're just giving a a pair of Jordan's and then

797
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: also some flowers you can send to someone special to you.

798
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: And I'm not on the phone to let you know

799
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: that you lost right up. So you're saying I'm getting

800
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: a prepair of Jordan's and some flowers. Man, that is

801
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying. I said in a really confusing way.

802
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: That was a much clearer way to say it. But yeah, congratulations, dude,

803
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: we selected you. Dope. Man, that's amazing. Okay, So right

804
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: on the flower thing, obviously, I'm gonna need some information

805
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: for that. If you want to send these flowers something,

806
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: you don't even have to take the flowers if you

807
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: don't want, Um, well, I want to send them to

808
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, Rachel if I could Rachel. Yeah, um, and

809
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: that is your girlfriend? Yeah, that's my girlfriend. Yeah. Do

810
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: you want to put a note on there? Yeah? Could

811
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: you just put um? Did you just put on there?

812
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: You're the love of my life? I just I'm you know, yeah, No,

813
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: I can put that on there. I'm just really confused

814
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: because I was expecting you to give me another name,

815
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: like maybe your landlord's name, because you know, there might

816
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: be something going on there. What who is? What's my landlord? Who?

817
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: Is this what's going on? Good question? This is actually

818
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name is Jewbel Dox Fresh Mind's

819
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: English Evan, and your girlfriend Rachel is actually on the

820
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: phone with us. What the hell? I'll explain real quick.

821
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. I don't know if you heard

822
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: it or not, but we do a thing where we

823
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: try to catch people cheating. It's called War the Roses

824
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. And your girlfriend thought you might

825
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: be messing around with your landlord a couga. I might be.

826
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: I thought I might be really guess him. What is

827
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: this all about? What is going on? I don't I

828
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 1: don't understand. Um. So, I mean, you know, Maria comes

829
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: over when I'm not there. You're always flirting with her.

830
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: She's flirting with you, and she last the landlord. Yeah, lad,

831
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: it's the way that she goes about it, I know.

832
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,479
Speaker 1: But she's just very she just she babe. She laughs

833
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: at your jokes, and you know, your jokes aren't very funny.

834
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: It's just kind of I know it's harsh, but it's

835
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: just the truth. And I just don't think that. I

836
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I got sketched out. She's coming

837
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: over when I'm not there, and it feels very purposeful. Look,

838
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: I know she might be kind of flirty and stuffing,

839
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: but but that's not my deal. She's old man, first

840
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: of all. Like, babe, listen to the point. Is I

841
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: love I love you. I have not like I don't

842
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: want anything to do with anybody else. You're not You're

843
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: not flirting with your landlord at all. No, No, I'm

844
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: just being nice or whatever. Like, I don't know, she's

845
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: just kind of awkward. So I don't really know what

846
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: to do when she's out, you know. I mean, she

847
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: is always kind of over the top of it, like

848
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: I would admit that she's kind of flirty, and I

849
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: just really don't know how to react. So I get

850
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: kind of nervous and maybe that comes off like I'm

851
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: flirting back whatever, but I'm trying to be I'm kind

852
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: of like, get her out of the house. I yeah,

853
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. Have you ever questioned why she's coming

854
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: over all the time because it's kind of weird? Um,

855
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess I have. I mean, Babe,

856
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: here's the thing, Like, yeah, she is pretty flirty, and

857
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: since she probably does have some intention or something like that,

858
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: but I don't But I don't want anything to do

859
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: with that. I love you, you know, nothing to do

860
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: with her at all. Like she does. She does act

861
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,959
Speaker 1: a little flirty and stuff. I agree, but I don't.

862
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: I have no it. She's she's like fifty years old

863
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, Like, I don't want anything

864
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: to do with her. He's you're you're my girl, man.

865
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: So if she was younger, though, you what have something

866
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: to do with that? No? No, no, no, no, that's

867
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: not what I mean at all. I just I'm saying

868
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do with her period. That's

869
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: that's it. I love you, sweetheart, Okay, I love you too.

870
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. I thank you for agreeing. Thank you for

871
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: agreeing that she also that she flirts with you because

872
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: it's very obvious. Honey. Well, I tell you what, like,

873
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: maybe next time she's like I am going to come

874
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: over and inspect or do something whatever, I'll make sure.

875
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: I'll just make sure that you're there just so it's

876
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: not uncomfortable and you can just kind of see things.

877
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: And I don't know, maybe she'll act differently. I don't know.

878
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: Maybe we need to talk to her. I don't know.

879
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, babe. But that's what I think. Maybe

880
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: you could fight her fight, or really I would just

881
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: rather have her come over to check things out when

882
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: we're both there. That would make me feel much better.

883
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: And then you could fight her. Yeah, and then I

884
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: can fight her. Sweet. The Jewel Shows were of the roses.

885
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand Everyone, I am Heinrich Ruba

886
00:46:45,920 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: and I am on a Yaga's time for Dum Dumb. Yeah,

887
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: this is the only American game show and has a

888
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: German dance intro and it's an English guy doing trivia. Yeah, yeah,

889
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: I'm not very smart. Apparently you know he is still dumb. Yeah,

890
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm not that smart, but I'm okay, I'm middle of

891
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: the road. And Mackenzie is on the phone to play

892
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: beat Ze brit Today. What's up, McKenzie? How are you good?

893
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: How are you guys? Not too bad? So on the

894
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: scale of smart and super smart, and then okay is

895
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: right in the middle. Where do you lie? I'm gonna

896
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: hope I'm smart because I'm a teacher, all right, mckensey.

897
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: English Evan has leaving the studio. The game is played

898
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: like this. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

899
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when to say pass

900
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: any if you beat English Evan outright to win? Are

901
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: you ready to go? I'm ready? Here we go. Your

902
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: time starts now an NBA? How many fells as a

903
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: player allowed before they are felled out? Four? What country

904
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: is do you bilocated in? Hold on? What ear? Did

905
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson die? Oh? Well? What is a group of

906
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: crows called a murder? In meters? How long as an

907
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: Olympic sized swimming pool? Oat? What is a duel between

908
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: three people? And your time is up McKenzie. I think

909
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: you did a really good job though, and we'll bring

910
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: English even. Yes, you got six in and we're bringing

911
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: Sevan back in studio. And this is a moment in

912
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: a game show where I get the audience to care

913
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: about you McKenzie and root for you to beat English seven.

914
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: Do you have an interesting fact that you'd like to

915
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: tell us about yourself? No, I'm a cat mom. I

916
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: have one cat that's mine, she's about six, and then

917
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: we have a family cat that twenty years old. That's

918
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: a human, not a cat. All right, English seven is

919
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: obviously back in studio. You guys have a lot in common.

920
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 1: You both have cats, and English seven are you ready

921
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: to go? I'm ready. Here we go English? Seven? Your

922
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: time starts now? And NBA? How many fouls as a

923
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: player allowed to have before they're felled out? Five? What

924
00:48:54,680 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: country is do you buy located in? No? I don't know. Next.

925
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: What year did Michael Jackson die two thousand and twelve?

926
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: What is a group of crows called a murder? In meters?

927
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: How long is an Olympic size swimming pool met us?

928
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: Uh sixty? What is a duel between three people? Um

929
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: a trifecta? How much does one ton way want? One ton?

930
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: One ton? How much does it weigh? Weighs one ton

931
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: in pounds? You didn't say that, You say how much

932
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: does one what do we what do we? Uh? Factor

933
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: in pounds? Pounds in the United States of Americas in

934
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: a How much does it weigh? You say it in pounds? Okay?

935
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: How much does one ton way in pounds? Okay? Thank you?

936
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: How mus thank you? Wrong? Well, let's send it over

937
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard first and see who won with our

938
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: executive producer b rad No Nolan. Al Right, the score

939
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: was tied. You both got one correct one? Yeah, okay,

940
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: it's tide. Tide does go to the house mackenzie. You've

941
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: lost for now, but Alex could always get frustrated with

942
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: English even when she's doing the answers and take a

943
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: point away, so you still could win. Sometimes I already

944
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: have a point taking around in my head, but today

945
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't. So you're lucky even over the answers. An NBA,

946
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: you are felled out after six oh six? Why didn't

947
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: I know that? I don't know? And Dubia is located

948
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: in United Arab Emirates. Michael Jackson died in two thousand

949
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: and nine. A group of crows is called a murder.

950
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: You both stopped that one, right, yeah? And then an

951
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: Olympic sized swimming pool. It's fifty meters in length. A

952
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: duel between three people is called a trull. And one

953
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: ton in pounds weighs two thousand pounds. Oh okay, so

954
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: you were half We're halfway there, so I'm gonna take

955
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: a half a point away. You just won. You did

956
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: one point five. Congratulations again, English even cannot seem to

957
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: squeak out a win. This is crazy. It's insane congratulation

958
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: for winning. I'm going to send you some Jewel show swags,

959
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: So hang on the line. I'll get Trump out, yea,

960
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: hang on the phone. All right, all right, We'll played

961
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: beat the Bridge every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time.

962
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: Tune in next time for the next it's the Brits,

963
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: well English seven ever get a victory Because you guys

964
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: don't like me love. Yeah, you're just not good at trivia.

965
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: That's all good. The Jubils Show on demand Jubils Dirty

966
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: Little Secret. I have a love hate relationship with the

967
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: person who's on the phone for a dirty Little Secret today.

968
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: You do, yeah, text end four one six one. If

969
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us

970
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: anything on the show, anything you want. Nobody will know

971
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: who you are. And remember we keep everybody anonymous, and

972
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: we give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on the phone

973
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: with us right now. It's cream cheese. I love cream cheese.

974
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: I know English and I do too, except I'm kind

975
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 1: of lactose intolerant, so I like it a lot. But

976
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 1: if I eat it not good. You know, it's weird

977
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: about cream cheese that people only put it on bagels.

978
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: Oh you can put it. I put it on everything,

979
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: hot to put it on toast, Yeah, put on everything.

980
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's delicious. It's good on toast. It's really

981
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: good on a tortilla, is it? Yeah? Put flower tortilla.

982
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: Heat it up a little bit, try it. Hello, cream cheese. Hey, guys,

983
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 1: how's it going. It's even better on a dirty little secret.

984
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing good? Thanks? Thanks for that

985
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: nickname too. Yeah, no problem. You sound kind of creepy,

986
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: cream cheese. Come on now, it's all. My best friends

987
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: are creeps. Well, nervous, that's all. What's your dirty little secret? So?

988
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: Um uh, my my boyfriend and I we've been dating

989
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: for two years now, and we met on tender And

990
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: when I was typing in stuff, I accident I put

991
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: my age down as twenty two, twenty two, twenty two,

992
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: So you light about your ange? Well I didn't. It

993
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: was a typo honestly. And I'm you put twenty two

994
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: by accident, and you said you're thirty two. Yeah, that's

995
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: a big gap. Yeah. He definitely doesn't sound twenty two either. Well,

996
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean look at the keys. You just you know,

997
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: I something two three? Okay? Anyhow, um so a few

998
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: months in, you know, I didn't realize it, and now

999
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to do because he really

1000
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: likes the idea that he's dating somebody a lot younger.

1001
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: Hold on, you're thirty two and he believes that you're

1002
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: twenty two. Yeah, wow, you must yeah, you must moisturize.

1003
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: I've got a baby face. So yeah, so that's uh,

1004
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: that's the that's the secret and m Yeah. I don't

1005
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: really see a big harm behind it. Are you sure

1006
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: he has no idea that you might not be twenty two? Uh?

1007
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: As far as I can tell, I don't think so. No.

1008
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: So what what if he's what if he lied about

1009
00:53:55,239 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: his age? Um? Yeah, because here's is a huge difference.

1010
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he's gonna find out if he already doesn't know,

1011
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: ten years is a really big difference. He's going to

1012
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 1: be shocked. Yeah. Is he a pretty understanding guy? Yeah,

1013
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: he's really understanding. Actually. I mean we've gotten into some

1014
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: some little arguments here and there, and they seem to

1015
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: blow over pretty quickly. So I think So is he

1016
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: shocked by how mature you are for a twenty two

1017
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: year old? I'm really not that mature though, Okay, So

1018
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 1: it kind of fits. Yeah, it does kind of fit

1019
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: with the type of movies and stuff we like, you know, yeah,

1020
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: I bet you. I mean you made a Ralph Macchio

1021
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: reference at the beginning of this. If you don't know

1022
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: that is that's the original Karate Kid. I think he's

1023
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: seventy five now, so that's an old reference. He probably is,

1024
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: like man for a twenty two year old, I have

1025
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: such an old soul, could be okay, well, and you're

1026
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: never gonna tell him, You're gonna just wait. I mean,

1027
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: he'll find out at some point, I would think, definitely.

1028
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'll just cross that bridge. You know,

1029
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: luckily haply with a with a bad back. Well, good

1030
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 1: luck with that, all right, guy? What's your dirty little secret?

1031
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand