1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: You guys ever, feel like customer service isn't what it 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: used to be. Kind of everybody's done over texts or apps. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: I have to talk to one chatbot so she can 4 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: pass me along to the supervising chatbot, who passes me 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: up to. 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 2: The corporate chat bob. Look, we hear it. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey are committed to doing things the right. 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 2: Way, like in today's. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: Prank phone call, because sure, this lady made her dinner 10 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: reservation over an app, but we're gonna call her in 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: person to confirm it and then annoy the crap out 12 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: of her with the best customer service that she's never 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: asked for. 14 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 2: Got it for you? 15 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now? 16 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 3: Hello? 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 2: Hi? 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 3: Is this Justine Yes speaking this Hello. 19 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 2: I'm from Open Table. My name's Peter Pants. 20 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 3: How are you today? 21 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 4: Oh? Op, I'm okay. 22 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 2: I am just. 23 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 3: Calling to confirm your dinner reservation for tomorrow night at Tavern, 24 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 3: one of the best restaurants in the city. 25 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 2: At six thirty pm. It looks like, yeah, wonderful. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 4: I actually didn't know you guys called to confirm. I 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 4: thought it was handled through text message. 28 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 3: It's actually a news service. I mean it is a 29 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 3: little old school, but I like old school. 30 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay. 31 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 3: All right, well I will pass on the information to 32 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 3: the restaurant. You are all confirmed and good to go, 33 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: and you have a wonderful meal. 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 4: Thank you too. 35 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry I cut you off. 36 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 2: What you say, Justine? 37 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 4: I just said, thank you. Have a great day. 38 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you too. I'm blushing. Hello, Hi, Justine, this 39 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 2: is Peter Pants again. Hi. Aye. 40 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 3: Hey, So when I was on the phone with the restaurant, 41 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 3: they said I was talking a little too much and 42 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 3: gabbing whatever. Apparently they missed another phone call while I 43 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 3: was on the phone with them. 44 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 2: Was that was that you my chance? No? 45 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 4: I wasn't. We confirmed our reservation already. 46 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 2: I'm that's what I thought. 47 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 3: I just thought maybe you tried to go around me 48 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 3: to cancel your own reservation. 49 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 2: Like you know, if you want to do that, that's fine. 50 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 2: I won't be mad. 51 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 4: I'll be there there. 52 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 2: But if you do need anything, I can handle it. 53 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 3: Just want you to know that because this is my job, Okay, 54 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: I love doing it. 55 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 4: Well, I don't need you to do it. So we're 56 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 4: all set. I'm set for my reservation. Thank you for 57 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 4: checking before and you don't need to call ACTA. Ali's 58 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 4: just kidding, Okay, I have I have things to do. 59 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 2: Oh you have things to do, so do I. 60 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 3: I got a lot of restaurants that i'm calling confirming 61 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 3: changing stuff. 62 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 2: I can tell you about it some time if you want. 63 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of interac I'm good. 64 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 4: I don't need any more confirmation calls. I don't need 65 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 4: any more conversation. I'm really excited about my dinner, and 66 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 4: I hope you have a great day. 67 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 2: I have. 68 00:02:50,680 --> 00:03:06,119 Speaker 3: I salute to you, ma'am, General Sergeant Justine. Right to business. Sorry, Hello, Hi, 69 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: it's Peter Pants again. 70 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm not canceling. Please stop calling me. 71 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 2: I actually have an update for you. 72 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 3: I wanted to let you know. One of the waiters 73 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 3: that the restaurant is called in sick for tomorrow night. 74 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 4: You know, well, I'm sure someone will fill in going around. 75 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 2: I may have it too. 76 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 4: I hope you feel better. I'll be there. I hope 77 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 4: you bye. 78 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: I know it's going to affect your reservation. 79 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 3: That's the third best server in the restaurant, and you 80 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 3: may not get the service. 81 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 2: You were expecting. 82 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 4: I'm sure I'll be satisfied. I just want my meal, 83 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 4: and you don't have any reason to call me back. 84 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 3: Oh bye, gowing up please, I have a second piece 85 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 3: of news. It turns out the restaurants putting their chocolate 86 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 3: suit flay back on the menu tonight. 87 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 4: Well I can find that out when I get there. 88 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 2: So no, you don't understand. This happens once a year. Wow, 89 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 2: you'll have to order you twenty minutes in advance. You 90 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 2: have to know that now. I don't care. 91 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 4: Oh okay, I don't care about the chocolate soup. Al ay, 92 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 4: I'll figure it out. What I'm you know, I don't 93 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 4: want to be on this phone call anymore. 94 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 2: I wouldn't either. I'm more of a krumber leg guy myself. 95 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 4: Great day. 96 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 3: Before you go, I do need to let you know 97 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 3: that the reservation has changed from two to three people. 98 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 4: Now what are you talking about. I'm the one who 99 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 4: knows how many people are coming to my dinner. 100 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 3: You wouldn't know because I just added myself Peter Pants 101 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 3: at the table. 102 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 4: You are not coming to my dinner. 103 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 3: Well, your husband, Rudy said I could, and he also 104 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 3: said he wanted all of us to spoon feed each 105 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 3: other chocolate soufle But that was a small side note. 106 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 4: What you are you? This is this is crazy. 107 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 3: My name is jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. 108 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. You're radio. 109 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 4: Wow, that was a lot. 110 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,119 Speaker 2: I was sorry. 111 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 3: Your husband, Rudy set you up. He said your anniversary 112 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 3: dinner is coming up, and. 113 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 4: Well I'm very excited about the dinner. That was really 114 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 4: difficult to deal with. 115 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,359 Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty rude that he phoned. Had you're on 116 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 3: the radio for all these people to hear. You may 117 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,279 Speaker 3: want to cancel your reservation. 118 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: Oh I can do that if you'd lie, or I 119 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 2: can confirm it. I can confirm you want me to reconfirm. 120 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 3: We've confirmed five times already, but I can confirm one's just. 121 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 2: Just in case. 122 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 4: Look, I know this is a joke, but I I 123 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 4: really don't ever want to talk to you again. 124 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 1: Okay, silly, we. 125 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 2: Don't have to talk on the phone anymore. We're gonna 126 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: have dinner tomorrow. I'll see you at the restaurant six 127 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:22,679 Speaker 2: point thirty. 128 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 4: Oh my god, wake up. 129 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. 130 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning