Speaker 1: You may have heard the famous saying cheaters never prosper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's actually only part of the quote.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: The full quote is cheaters never prosper unless they go
Speaker 1: on the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Then they thrive.
Speaker 1: Because a weird relationship scandal is actually the thing that
Speaker 1: brought one couple together during a second date update we
Speaker 1: did months ago, and when it happened, I think the
Speaker 1: whole room doubted that things would ever work out between them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to our surprise, though, they're about to be back on
Speaker 1: once again for a second date update update.
Speaker 3: Get to it.
Speaker 4: Maybe do prosper.
Speaker 1: We'll find out what happened next second date update. Brooke,
Speaker 1: if you were single and on the dating apps right now,
Speaker 1: some of them ask you to be kind of punchy
Speaker 1: and fun on your profile. So give me a couple
Speaker 1: of sentences for your bio that you think would attract
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just it's also generic that comes
Speaker 5: to my head, like adventurous, lame.
Speaker 3: After a love of food feed me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe your sarcasm and pessimism in the bio would be
Speaker 1: attractive to a guy.
Speaker 3: I would say optimistic. Wink wink.
Speaker 5: Oh, that was sarcasm confusing.
Speaker 3: I'm optimistic, I say I'm pessimistic.
Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Dan
Speaker 1: says he met a woman online, and Dan, I'm curious
Speaker 1: what was in her bio that drew your attention?
Speaker 2: So, first of all, she was very attractive, and she
Speaker 2: just had a very inviting vibe.
Speaker 3: Okay, and she.
Speaker 2: Was funny too, like she said she was into good stories,
Speaker 2: the outdoors, and sour dough bread.
Speaker 3: Making that is an arts.
Speaker 2: The funny part, well, she said that she she's ts
Speaker 2: A pre checked. I think so, I mean, I got
Speaker 2: it too. But she was very demanding and said I
Speaker 2: can't go out with anybody that's not TSA.
Speaker 5: But it also says about you that you're well traveled,
Speaker 5: right if it's a priority.
Speaker 1: Well traveled, but also impatient about travel. We never got
Speaker 1: her name. What is she called?
Speaker 6: Her name is.
Speaker 4: Sounds exotic.
Speaker 3: What did you say to her to get her attention?
Speaker 2: Well, I said that my passport only has two pages
Speaker 2: left on it.
Speaker 3: A cool way to say you're well traveled.
Speaker 2: I'm still looking to find my next adventure.
Speaker 3: A little cheesy, but she liked it.
Speaker 2: Hey, she went for it.
Speaker 4: What can I say? Yeah, there you go. So what
Speaker 4: did you end up doing for your date?
Speaker 2: We matched and we went to a bar. She recommended
Speaker 2: the place it was, uh was a nice place and
Speaker 2: keep it simple. They were actually doing a charity night.
Speaker 2: This was definitely a good cause. They were doing half
Speaker 2: of the proceeds going to kids in neat shots.
Speaker 4: Let's do that.
Speaker 3: It's a very generic cause. But I like it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, okay, it doesn't sound like you knew
Speaker 1: that that was even happening when you went down.
Speaker 2: No, but Covina and I actually kind of had a
Speaker 2: little inside joke out of it. Like as we got
Speaker 2: each round, we would say like, oh, we better get
Speaker 2: wasted for the kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, cute, you have an inside jokes already. It sounds
Speaker 5: like you guys are really vibing on the state it
Speaker 5: was now.
Speaker 2: I will say that we did get a little out
Speaker 2: of hand. I mean we definitely both had a few drinks.
Speaker 2: Asked because now you feel like you need to drink
Speaker 2: more in a sense to help as many.
Speaker 4: Kids as you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, otherwise it looks like you don't like kids.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: You it just seemed like the right thing to do.
Speaker 2: And then after about four drinks, I called the bartender
Speaker 2: over and started demanding that they serve us sour dough bread,
Speaker 2: you know, like a medieval night. I shall bring the
Speaker 2: lady the bread made of sour dough.
Speaker 4: Yes, which is thoughtful.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: The voice, though, I think, is what alexis is the bartender.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: She just she started saying like, yes, unhand the.
Speaker 5: Thy the same renaissance sour dough bread jokes as you.
Speaker 4: So did security throw you out then?
Speaker 2: Or no? No? We we overall we had a great time.
Speaker 2: We ended the night responsibly, started getting some waters overring
Speaker 2: up helps to yea little something to coat it all,
Speaker 2: and walked her out to her uber And while we
Speaker 2: were standing there waiting, we had a nice conversation about
Speaker 2: just the mistakes that we made in life are drunes.
Speaker 5: So you ended like with a three minute, super serious conversation.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you sober up, and you
Speaker 1: should have gone harder.
Speaker 4: On the drink.
Speaker 3: I kind of a jeff, did you not make out?
Speaker 2: No, there was a hug.
Speaker 3: So have you heard from her at all?
Speaker 2: A little bit? I mean a couple very short text
Speaker 2: responses and mainly try to make plans. But it's just
Speaker 2: kind of like, yeah, I'm busy. I'd like to know
Speaker 2: why she's brushing me off.
Speaker 1: Me too, Okay, well, I wonder if you didn't get
Speaker 1: wasted enough for the kids. Yeah, I don't feel wasted
Speaker 1: enough to do this call. Let's put a song and
Speaker 1: take some shots.
Speaker 3: I like eating bread part too, though.
Speaker 4: But that doesn't help the kids.
Speaker 1: Brook like, let's get for the kids and get your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this second date update.
Speaker 3: You're in the.
Speaker 5: Middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna
Speaker 5: find out how the couple is doing right after you.
Speaker 3: Here Part two.
Speaker 1: When a dark and handsome night is at a rectangular
Speaker 1: table not a round table, rectangular because it's a bar,
Speaker 1: and he drinks too much grog and pounds his fists
Speaker 1: and demands sour dough bread be brought hither. You know
Speaker 1: that's a man who commands respect and delicious gluten for
Speaker 1: his fair maidens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, kicked out of the bar, which he didn't do luckily,
Speaker 5: But that.
Speaker 4: Is what happens when you drink too much.
Speaker 1: You start to sound like you're from the Middle Ages,
Speaker 1: and that what.
Speaker 3: Happens to you. I don't think that's very common. It's
Speaker 3: what happens to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he realized that something weird was happening. That's why,
Speaker 1: towards the end of the night, both Dan and Covena
Speaker 1: sobered up before grabbing their ubers.
Speaker 4: Now we will.
Speaker 1: Command her, in an English accent, to go out with
Speaker 1: Dan once more. That's what women respect in America's.
Speaker 5: Going to go with and ask politely and respect your boundaries. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's that's actually what we're gonna do, Jess.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I guess King Arthur should have asked politely
Speaker 1: to storm the castle and take over the kingdom?
Speaker 4: Is that what he should have done?
Speaker 3: I think Guinevere was probably in charge then, So it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is Dan's second date. Dan, how would you
Speaker 1: like to handle this?
Speaker 2: I see what you guys are doing here.
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't you're you're trying to send me in on
Speaker 2: a trojan horse of sorts.
Speaker 1: You we've done from the Middle Ages to ancient Greece.
Speaker 2: I'm going in under the guise of this radio station. Ye,
Speaker 2: and as soon as we get into the conversation, I'm
Speaker 2: going to burst out on the scene. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like your plan better. Than our plan. Let's trojan
Speaker 1: horse this girl.
Speaker 3: Let's just call her on the on a cell phone.
Speaker 1: All right, we're bringing it back to the modern times.
Speaker 1: We're dialing a phone over and see what she has
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, is this Covina? I?
Speaker 2: Yes, who?
Speaker 1: Hey, My name is jeff from a radio show you've
Speaker 1: definitely heard of before.
Speaker 4: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Demanding Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Is we're doing a radio segment called a second date update?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 1: our listeners who you went out with the other night
Speaker 1: named Dan.
Speaker 7: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh wow?
Speaker 4: Is right?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 6: Is wow?
Speaker 3: Dance sounds like a cutie. You guys had a good time.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, yeah, we had a really good time.
Speaker 1: Great, well, we'd like to set you up on another date. Short, Well,
Speaker 1: she said she had a good time, no problems whatsoever?
Speaker 4: Am I right? Covina?
Speaker 7: Yeah? At the beginning, like he was chill and funny,
Speaker 7: but the end of the night was a little bit
Speaker 7: weird for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, what part of the end of the night.
Speaker 7: But I guess when we were waiting for our uber.
Speaker 7: We were just kind of talking about how crazy dating
Speaker 7: is and like sharing some of our experiences, and he
Speaker 7: said that he had actually cheated on one of his
Speaker 7: previous girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 7: Right at the end, what an impress I know everybody
Speaker 7: has their stuff. But he mentioned that he was like
Speaker 7: really drunk when it happened. So that is a red
Speaker 7: flash for me because I feel like, I don't know,
Speaker 7: I just like once a year always happens that I'm
Speaker 7: not actually responsible for.
Speaker 3: Its not responsible.
Speaker 1: Well, if you couldn't tell that, that's Dan who's been
Speaker 1: listening lightly on the other.
Speaker 2: Line, I was, I was glad to hear that you
Speaker 2: had a good time, and really really don't. I'm really
Speaker 2: sorry that if I may, if I give the impression
Speaker 2: that I intend on repeating that behavior in any way,
Speaker 2: I just you know, something's just happened when alcohol is involved.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the responsibility for him, it's like I do
Speaker 2: agree with that it happened a long long time ago
Speaker 2: in a galaxy. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Some mixed messages from Dan.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's worse if you're drunk,
Speaker 7: because at least if you were sober and it happened.
Speaker 7: You know, that could be like an issue that we
Speaker 7: could work through. There's like some underlying stuff. But if
Speaker 7: you're drunk any like, I'm always gonna worry that every
Speaker 7: time you have a drink it could happen.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, you prefer sober cheating to cheating?
Speaker 4: I do you think that's better?
Speaker 7: I mean, none of it's better. Like all cheating is bad.
Speaker 7: I don't want anyone to cheat, But if I had
Speaker 7: a preference, I think I would rather you have been sober,
Speaker 7: because then we could like work through it.
Speaker 4: Dan, can you agree to stay sober? That's what she said.
Speaker 5: She's talking about why she had a problem with Dan's story, Right, yeah, Dan,
Speaker 5: what do.
Speaker 4: You think of that?
Speaker 2: I agree that it is never okay to cheat. If
Speaker 2: you commit to someone, you should you should honor that commitment.
Speaker 1: And unless you're drunk and you can't help it, is.
Speaker 3: That what it is?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're just impaired in your you know, not in control.
Speaker 2: Have you, Kobina, have you? Have you never lost your
Speaker 2: inhibitions around alcohol?
Speaker 7: I mean I have, But I've never cheated on anyone,
Speaker 7: so I don't. I don't know, Like what you're trying
Speaker 7: to do here.
Speaker 4: That some people lose their visions. They have like one
Speaker 4: too many deserves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to go to McDonald's.
Speaker 5: You jump into a pool fully close, like you don't
Speaker 5: jump into bed with somebody else because you can't control the.
Speaker 1: Pool with women.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean it feels like Dan, that you can't take
Speaker 5: what it sounds like I'm guessing for Covina, I could
Speaker 5: be wrong. Kavina is that you can't take responsibility for
Speaker 5: your actions.
Speaker 2: I don't see it that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, See, that's the issue.
Speaker 7: I mean, if he's drunk, of course he's not going
Speaker 7: to see it that way, But if he's sober, he
Speaker 7: probably could.
Speaker 2: Starting to see her point, Well, then can you make
Speaker 2: your friends less.
Speaker 5: Visible on Facebook?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Dan just saying if you want me to cheat sober,
Speaker 2: you know people that you know.
Speaker 5: She says it's not that she wants it, it's just
Speaker 5: her philosophy and cheating it would be better. It would
Speaker 5: This is why you don't do what ifs on a
Speaker 5: first date, like what if you cheated?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: How are we already there?
Speaker 1: We're not doing what ifs on the first day, We're
Speaker 1: doing what ifs for the second day. That we will
Speaker 1: send you on and pay for if you're up for it. Covina,
Speaker 1: what do you say sober or drunk? That's up to you.
Speaker 2: Just no cheating, listen, anything else? Can I say anything else?
Speaker 2: Before she answered, well, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think it's going to healthy dude.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think it will. I think it was.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed talking to you. I felt like opening
Speaker 2: up and telling you the truth about my past because
Speaker 2: I felt comfortable around you.
Speaker 1: You felt drunk, is what you felt?
Speaker 2: Him?
Speaker 4: Talk, Let it talk, Okay.
Speaker 2: I would like to get to know you better in
Speaker 2: a more lucid setting where we don't have to keep
Speaker 2: kids alive by drinking shot after shot.
Speaker 4: The kid's charity for the body. Yeah all right, are
Speaker 4: you so?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a weird invitation.
Speaker 7: It is. But I did enjoy talking to you too,
Speaker 7: and I'm in a good mood today, so I think
Speaker 7: it's so.
Speaker 4: Yes, great drunk too. You guys are perfect for each other.
Speaker 2: But freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, out of all the second dates that we've done,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I had this one pinpointed as
Speaker 1: the most romantic.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we got the cheating part out of
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: I guess the good news is both Daniel and Covina
Speaker 1: are back on today to give us an update on
Speaker 1: their relationship.
Speaker 4: Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3: You too dying to hear that.
Speaker 6: Thank you, it's nice to be back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like you two are still together?
Speaker 7: Then, yeah, we are?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm shocked by that? Are you shocked by that?
Speaker 7: No, I'm really glad that we tried again because it's
Speaker 7: been going really well. I really like him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no drama.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah, I mean there was okay. So for
Speaker 6: the purposes of this call, I feel like it bears
Speaker 6: repeating that there was another cheating scandal that we survived.
Speaker 3: But again, oh my, oh.
Speaker 7: My gosh, it was not cheating. That was not cheating.
Speaker 3: Wait what, oh my god?
Speaker 4: Wait, can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the plate tell her the.
Speaker 4: Wait what happened?
Speaker 7: Listen? We were out when out in a bar and
Speaker 7: I like slightly made out with a girl, like not
Speaker 7: even it was slight.
Speaker 3: How is that that is full cheating?
Speaker 7: Yeah, listen, I was a little diffy, but he was
Speaker 7: there with me, and it's not like I was trying
Speaker 7: to like sneak around on him.
Speaker 2: He was there and it was literally.
Speaker 7: A girlfriend of mine. So like, nothing romantic.
Speaker 5: Just I love my non romantic makeout sessions with my
Speaker 5: best friends.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, Daniel.
Speaker 6: At the moment, I wasn't. And the more I thought
Speaker 6: about it, the more I thought, Wait, if she's her friend,
Speaker 6: that's worse because if it was just some random person
Speaker 6: and you're drunk and you kind of forget about that,
Speaker 6: Oh god, you are so dumb.
Speaker 3: Right now, here's the start of an argument. Due, I
Speaker 3: don't know that we want to be.
Speaker 4: Okay, besides that little hiccup in the road. You guys
Speaker 4: are good. It doesn't sound serious.
Speaker 2: Guys, We are so good.
Speaker 6: We are good, Daniel, you agree, Yes, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're happy that it sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: are doing good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever that means to you. If we're happy, we're happy, exactly.
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.