WEBVTT - My AV Guy - John Alfano

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<v Speaker 1>What's the A V budget.

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing everything on a house, you know, the lighting,

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<v Speaker 2>the cameras, the TV, the theater.

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<v Speaker 3>Our entry level jobs are around three hundred thousand dollars, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and they go all the way up to about six

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Tosh shot, Tosh shot to show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's toss show time. Who's ready to be entertained? I am,

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<v Speaker 2>but I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 4>I am. You can do better than that. I want

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<v Speaker 4>to be entertained.

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<v Speaker 2>Shenw's the gist. Shenw's the gist. Shenw's the GISTs.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody, no, oh, Dylan, or who's just got back from

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<v Speaker 3>a cruise that happen to be fun?

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<v Speaker 4>I was on a cruise once for a week. Let

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<v Speaker 4>me shut up. I can't shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to sing it. Yeah, now's a guest. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>here's that the people need to know. I'm almost fifty,

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie's over fifty. And this guy one time, he created

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<v Speaker 2>this character and if you say his name Chanel's I

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<v Speaker 2>guess three times, he just starts talking like that until

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<v Speaker 2>you sing his name five times to stop talking like that.

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<v Speaker 2>These were the rules that he came up with, and

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<v Speaker 2>it like it made our wives just furious. We just

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<v Speaker 2>do it constantly. We just randomly say the name three times,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Eddie would go into this character much like

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<v Speaker 2>Andy Kaufman, minus the success and everything else. But manon,

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<v Speaker 2>it used to tickle me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's divorced dragon. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the character worst?

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<v Speaker 4>Divorced dragon? Father to smoker? And sometimes he pulls his

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<v Speaker 4>diaper off.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the backstory to his character.

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<v Speaker 4>It's beetlejuice. I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, there's there's a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any water today, you guys, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you trying. You can't do a podcast without water. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Now watch this magically, look at that water the real time.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta I gotta be careful how many times I

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<v Speaker 2>say the word, because because he'll keep track over there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then that character comes out and you can't stop them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can only sing them, sing them to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But I used to do it in the writer's room

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<v Speaker 2>and nobody else knew about our little inside character that

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<v Speaker 2>he had created, and it would just do just throw

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<v Speaker 2>throw everything off. I would just walk by the writer's room,

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<v Speaker 2>say his name three times and then just leave for

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<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes and I knew nothing was gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>done that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Those good times. You watch the NBA Finals.

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<v Speaker 4>Ed, I am watching them.

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<v Speaker 1>Who you rooting for?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I can't root for Boston, so Dallas you

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<v Speaker 3>can't root can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the city, don't like the sports teams now.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the sports teams, uh for the most part

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<v Speaker 2>as well. And I'm told as a Miami Heat fan

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<v Speaker 2>that I have to hate the Celtics, but I don't actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate the team.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and and Dallas now they've cost the Heat a

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<v Speaker 2>title or two, so I could hate them, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Kyrie Irving bothers me. I feel like every

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<v Speaker 2>every postgame interview, some reporters to say, hey, just just

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<v Speaker 2>checking in, you still think the Earth is flat? And

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<v Speaker 2>and uh any any hot takes on Gaza and then

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<v Speaker 2>then and then move on to sports related questions.

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<v Speaker 1>You just you just can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just unacceptable to ever believe the earth was flat

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<v Speaker 2>for a second. And if you do, then that that

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<v Speaker 2>should for the rest of your life. He should be oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I was joking, doesn't matter. Every question should be like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>before I ask you about uh your lack of UH

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<v Speaker 2>playing well in this series? UH is the earth flat,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't like uh Luca's whining. That bothers me

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<v Speaker 2>hard to cheer for Boston. I don't hate the players, though,

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<v Speaker 2>I worry. I feel bad for the city because there's

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<v Speaker 2>there's no real white person for them to cheer for.

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<v Speaker 2>Although porzingis you know when he's when he's not hurt, technically,

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<v Speaker 2>he's kind of like two white people. He's so tall,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's that's probably neat for their fans. And then

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<v Speaker 2>they've got what's his name, what's the little guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Prichard?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, they should there should be a rule for him

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<v Speaker 2>in the NBA that when he's playing in Boston he's

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to play with a cigarette in his mouth. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what he looks like to me, Like, he's just like

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<v Speaker 2>he's just called off the street and I'll play basketball, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>give me the ball. I know how to shoot. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be fun. And then what's his name? Derek White?

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's not.

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<v Speaker 4>White, but counts for something that.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably ingratiates him with the with the city of Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who I want to win, just the

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<v Speaker 2>currently the series is let's see what we're gonna dub

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<v Speaker 2>in something, because right now it's two zero, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>this by the time this airs, it'll be either over

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<v Speaker 2>or three to one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>All sports franchises need to consider relocating their team to

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<v Speaker 2>Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I want every team in every sport to be in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>How's that sound, Eddie, It sounds great. Yeah, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to go see live sports, you go to Vegas. They're

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<v Speaker 2>still called the Boston Celtics, you know, the Boston Red Sox,

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<v Speaker 2>but they play in Vegas. How about that play in

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<v Speaker 2>tournament in the NBA in Vegas, they do that outside.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to literally play to get inside. Hey, you win,

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<v Speaker 2>you get to play in the AC Lose, you're out

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<v Speaker 2>in the one ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh people will die.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like that one finals game, the Heat versus

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<v Speaker 2>the Spurs, when San Antonio didn't pay their AC bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Lebron was just cramping up on the sideline. Popovich, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>ahead of his time. But I like the idea of

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<v Speaker 2>all sports franchises being in Vegas. These cities don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to dole out billions of dollars for their new stadiums.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just in Vegas. It's fun. You go there, you watch,

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<v Speaker 2>you cheer, you lose money the end. This makes Vegas

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<v Speaker 2>relevant for the next century or so. And they are

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do with the old stadiums?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You keep them?

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<v Speaker 2>You monster truck rallies, Trump rallies, Taylor Swift shows, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what stadiums are for. If you want to watch sports,

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<v Speaker 2>you go to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go. Do you go see sports live Eddie?

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<v Speaker 1>Every once in a while? Every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a hard pass for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to stay home in front of my

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful home entertainment system, which I paid way too much for,

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<v Speaker 2>got a thousand dollars. Remote control never works, doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 2>a charge, always searching for a signal, has to log

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<v Speaker 2>into the Internet before I can hit pause.

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<v Speaker 1>It's infuriating.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a million complaints, but I'll save them for

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<v Speaker 2>today's guest. Enjoy, Pasha. My guest today is the one

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<v Speaker 2>I call well my smart home doesn't work. He's my neighbor,

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<v Speaker 2>he's my avy guy, he's a longtime friend. Please welcome

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<v Speaker 2>John Alfano, John, Am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it John?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep? Still your name still? John?

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<v Speaker 3>John?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a junior, I am your Your middle name

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<v Speaker 2>is the same as your dad's too. Oh your day.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a great father. I love your day. I

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<v Speaker 2>love your mom too. You got great parents. Yet you

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<v Speaker 2>turned out kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of eh, very questionable.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, how many siblings did? Do you have?

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<v Speaker 4>Younger sister and younger brother.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're all extremely Italian?

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<v Speaker 3>I already know where this is going. Yeah, no, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>very yes. My dad's will blowed Italian and my mom's

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<v Speaker 3>hung Garrett.

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<v Speaker 1>So your dad a Vietnam veteran?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he? Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>He wears that hat and I've never actually checked up

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure it wasn't stolen Valor.

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<v Speaker 3>It's funny too, because like he never wore the hat

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<v Speaker 3>until probably the last like ten years, so like.

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<v Speaker 1>He wears it every day.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, now he wears it every day, But like,

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<v Speaker 4>is he doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>For free coffee? What's he doing it for? Does he

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<v Speaker 1>get free coffee when he wears that hat?

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<v Speaker 4>He should?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he should?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So your dad was your dad was an electrician yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you became an electrician yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Worked from a dad and then into that process saw

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<v Speaker 3>that I thought I saw the future was going to

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<v Speaker 3>technology mm hmm, started hanging flat TVs when they came out,

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<v Speaker 3>and running speaker wires for people.

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<v Speaker 4>And now you're an avy giant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And then we'll get into how much money I

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<v Speaker 2>wasted and everyone else in the world. How many times

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<v Speaker 2>have you been electrocuted in your life?

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't even count. That's that's something you don't even

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<v Speaker 3>keep track of. It's like how many times you misspelled

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<v Speaker 3>something when you start writing a letter.

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<v Speaker 4>Does it hurt?

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's it's uh, it's like juvenating. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>juvenating for a second.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, rejuvenating. Is that what you want to say. That's

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<v Speaker 4>that's the word. Yes, rejuvenated. Okay, all right, electrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So you've been electric uted a lot, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot in terms of electricity. What's the most dangerous thing

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<v Speaker 1>for someone to do themselves?

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime you got to take something out of the wall,

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<v Speaker 3>you should call it professional because you have an opportunity

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<v Speaker 3>to get shocked. So, like anything past changing your cover

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<v Speaker 3>plates or changing a light bulb, you should probably call

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<v Speaker 3>it professional.

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<v Speaker 2>What about when you have to do that converter. I

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<v Speaker 2>watched you mess that up before. Yeah, where you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a convert it was like to forty coming out

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, because if you get shocked by two forty

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<v Speaker 3>versus like what's cut out the walls, like, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit different.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you didn't get shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you just plugged in my beautiful chandelier and it

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<v Speaker 2>was too forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and every ball just like went blow, just went.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what in the a fireworks show?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, this isn't one twenty. I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking know. That wasn't my office.

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<v Speaker 3>See that was the off. Oh there was two seventy seven.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what that was. That was commercial electricity. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think we fried a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you are born and raised in Los Angeles, correct.

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<v Speaker 2>And we met down in Hermosa Beach at the Commede

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<v Speaker 2>Magic Club after a show. I was a young kid

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<v Speaker 2>at the time. I had just moved to South Bay

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<v Speaker 2>and then you're like, hey, I can hang a TV

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<v Speaker 2>or something. I don't know what I'd said, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, come over my house. I got work

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<v Speaker 2>for you already. I had no money, but I had

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<v Speaker 2>a little hot I had bought a house, my first

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<v Speaker 2>home in South Bay with all the money that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Made from Taco bell commercials. That was how I got

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<v Speaker 1>to move down there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the only reason you talked to me is

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<v Speaker 3>because I was with my girlfriend, but she had like

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<v Speaker 3>four of her girlfriends with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so you're like, oh, then we went out.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing was you know that is true, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know the uh, your wife's older sister was with

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<v Speaker 2>you guys that night too.

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<v Speaker 4>Nicky was there too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I bet you can't tell which one of

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<v Speaker 2>us is older. I'm like, I can tell you're older.

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<v Speaker 2>How much does this Heather Way much.

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<v Speaker 4>She weigh Yeah, one hundred and fifteen pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting, But I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just think that's a funny question for her if she's listening,

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<v Speaker 1>he just asking I Wan time Way. You're a partner

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<v Speaker 1>at AHT Global.

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<v Speaker 2>What's HT stand for Advanced Home Theater. You're basically geek

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<v Speaker 2>Squad for the super rich.

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<v Speaker 4>Or like geek Squad for the one percent of the

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<v Speaker 4>one percent.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's technology related, everything from Internet and cameras and

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<v Speaker 3>TVs and speakers and lighting and shades. Right now, the

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<v Speaker 3>coolest thing we're doing are the LED walls.

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<v Speaker 2>Led walls, there's no screen, there's no television. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>the full wall is an led wall, full.

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<v Speaker 3>Wall side, any size you could do, any shape you

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<v Speaker 3>could do, and it's the full It's like a Las

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<v Speaker 3>Vegas sports book when you walk in, so you can

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<v Speaker 3>watch one thing at one.

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<v Speaker 1>Time and you can watch it all in four K

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<v Speaker 1>four K.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yeah, and then it never turns off, like you

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<v Speaker 3>make it so, it never turns off, so there's not

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<v Speaker 3>like a black wall. It literally turns into like interactive

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<v Speaker 3>art or something, so there's like interactive art.

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<v Speaker 4>When it's off, you can watch stuff through it. It's cameras,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you divide it up and like not make it

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<v Speaker 1>as the full screen?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, watch something small, do ten things at one time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty some houses like in basements that are windows,

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<v Speaker 3>it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>TVs have gotten really cheap, though, haven't they.

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<v Speaker 4>TV's like the stock market.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when they come out, they're expensive for like a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weeks, and then they drop in about every

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<v Speaker 3>six months.

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<v Speaker 4>There's like a new line coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>You fought me you were trying to put TVs in

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<v Speaker 2>every room in my house, or at least the wiring.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, don't. I don't need it.

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<v Speaker 2>I go the future, we're not gonna need actual hardwired

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<v Speaker 2>TVs And was I right you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is you're the first friend and client I

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<v Speaker 3>know that carries a TV around into suitcase.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh the lgs.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I've seen that one pop up on

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<v Speaker 2>some of these blogs lately, and it's more expensive when

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<v Speaker 2>than the one I bought or when when it first

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<v Speaker 2>came out. I got it like eight undred bucks a

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<v Speaker 2>year ago. I love that thing. I mean, you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen it yet, you'll like it. How many studs do

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<v Speaker 2>you need to hit to her to be strong enough

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<v Speaker 2>to hold one of these TV's up with these brackets?

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<v Speaker 4>Just one once, they recommend too, but one stubtle.

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<v Speaker 1>Do if you just hit one bolt, one stud that's

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<v Speaker 1>strong enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean there's sometimes we do it with just

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<v Speaker 3>with drywall, with just the regular anchors and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's because TV's gotten lightd.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when plasma TV's first came out, they were like

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<v Speaker 3>three hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I had one of those old Sonys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I mean it's like I think Eddy's that

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<v Speaker 4>Sony still hanging. No, that thing died. It was heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>Just getting it off the mount was like, oh my god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that was a heavy TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, you know Danny Villa, Man, he still gets

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<v Speaker 2>mad at you over the thinking that you hung a

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<v Speaker 2>TV in his apartment crooked And this might have been

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years ago, and he won't he won't let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still like, he's like, he ripped me off, man,

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<v Speaker 2>that TV is crooked. What kind of budget are people

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<v Speaker 2>putting in for Let's just start with a theater.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know the glass sling glass ceiling for like

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<v Speaker 3>a like a super super high in theater with like DCI,

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<v Speaker 3>which is first run movies like that you have like

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<v Speaker 3>in movie theaters right, like if you want to watch

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<v Speaker 3>them day in.

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<v Speaker 4>The day they come out.

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<v Speaker 1>What people do this?

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<v Speaker 4>This is this is people in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 3>There's an eclectic group of people in Hollywood who can't

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<v Speaker 3>go to like movie theaters, right, stuff in their house.

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<v Speaker 2>But just because they can't go to the theaters doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean they can't wait fucking three weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're an executive, you need to be watching

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<v Speaker 4>stuff whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>How much does that cost?

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<v Speaker 4>Just just the entry.

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<v Speaker 3>Level for that, just the equipment, just for that, not

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<v Speaker 3>building out the room and stuff, is half a million

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<v Speaker 3>dollars right, just for video equipment, the projector and all

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<v Speaker 3>that type of stuff. Then once you put speakers and

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<v Speaker 3>build the room out, you're usually about a million to

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<v Speaker 3>a million five for their home. The home theater in

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are big numbers. Those are big numbers. My theater

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<v Speaker 2>side that you that you build out.

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<v Speaker 1>For me is as the fan on it is so

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<v Speaker 1>loud on the projector, on the projector, it's because you

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<v Speaker 1>have a laser projector right, Like there's like a laser

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's it's cooling, it's cooling everything. I don't give

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<v Speaker 4>it fuck it's loud. Well, you have a laser sitting

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<v Speaker 4>over your head.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll tell you what the problem too. Is Like

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<v Speaker 2>within six months you're like, well, yeah, that's you should

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<v Speaker 2>replace that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what I thought? You know, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna have that forever.

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<v Speaker 3>There's new tech like every year, right look at think

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<v Speaker 3>about your phones and that type of stuff. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>buying like top notch stuff now, you can kind of

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<v Speaker 3>future proof yourself for about six eight years.

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<v Speaker 1>You can future proof yourself for eight years.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you take things that aren't as new and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like that, and you go like to the mid

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<v Speaker 3>tier and that type of stuff. I mean, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>every two years.

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<v Speaker 2>What about security cameras? What do you what do you

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<v Speaker 2>spend it on people's security systems.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing somebody's house right now that we're spending in malibuy,

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<v Speaker 3>like a million dollars on security cameras.

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<v Speaker 4>Just on the camera just throughout the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that P Diddy?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So you's been a million on camera.

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<v Speaker 3>But the camera world has changed because like now everything

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<v Speaker 3>has AI built into it.

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<v Speaker 4>So the literally have like facial recondition software.

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<v Speaker 3>Pull the guy in wearing a blue shirt like save

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<v Speaker 3>people license plate readers, suspicious activity. You can like drop

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<v Speaker 3>a bag like circle something in the camera and it'll

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<v Speaker 3>like take you around the entire house every time.

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<v Speaker 4>That like object was somewhere and build a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh. It's not like a security guard really sitting behind

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<v Speaker 3>a booth anymore. So if you need content, you can

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<v Speaker 3>get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it wasted money making your home a smart home?

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<v Speaker 4>The answer to that for me and not because I

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<v Speaker 4>want to sell you.

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<v Speaker 3>The answer is no, because everything goes smart, right, Like

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<v Speaker 3>look at the evolution of cell phones, look at the

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<v Speaker 3>evolution of bluetooth speakers and everything you have. If you

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<v Speaker 3>buy a standalone air conditioning unit, it has an.

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<v Speaker 4>App that you can control from your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, so you're going to be able to control everything

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<v Speaker 3>in your house. And if you have a larger home,

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<v Speaker 3>just picture like, if you live in a twenty thousand

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<v Speaker 3>square foot house, how long it would take you to

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<v Speaker 3>turn off the lights? O.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean because I live in a tiny eight thousand

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<v Speaker 2>square foot house. I just can't imagine twenty thousand thousand

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<v Speaker 2>square fing Who would need such such riches?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate I hate almost everything, but I will admit you.

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<v Speaker 2>You talk me into stuff, and then I say yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that when everything works the way it's

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to, I love it. I couldn't agree with you more.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes life easier using your phone, turn on all

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<v Speaker 2>your dumb lights and turn stuff off.

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<v Speaker 1>And what else?

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<v Speaker 2>I like to be able to turn my jacuzzie on

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<v Speaker 2>with a phone because it takes about thirty minutes to

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<v Speaker 2>heat up, so you like to do it before you

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<v Speaker 2>get home?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the av budget?

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing everything on a house, you know, the lighting,

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<v Speaker 2>the cameras, the TV, the theater.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>We we're not a company that can do starting less

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<v Speaker 2>than what I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Our entry level jobs are around three hundred thousand dollars okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and they go all the way up to about six

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you you and your company. You have all my

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<v Speaker 2>passwords to my cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, h huh and WiFi and my wife and apple

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<v Speaker 3>tude what keeps.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have to you have to vouch for everyone

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<v Speaker 1>that works for you. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Something bad is going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like a security protocol that everything sits underneath that

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<v Speaker 3>anytime you log into these things, it makes a carbon

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<v Speaker 3>footprint of who looked at it and how long, so

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<v Speaker 3>we know when people are looking.

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<v Speaker 2>How oftny you guys just watching me and my wife

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<v Speaker 2>walking around making love in every room?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys watch that? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, what's the most insane? I mean, like you're you're

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<v Speaker 2>walking into people's homes and they're doing god knows what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you've seen some awful things or some exciting things.

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<v Speaker 3>Being involved, like in the technology in the house, and

0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.720
<v Speaker 3>you're pretty intimate with the family because of passwords and

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<v Speaker 3>setting stuff up music and all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, there's been times where like clients will get

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<v Speaker 4>a divorce and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't they got to be locked out, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want so and so coming back and oh

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<v Speaker 3>they got access on their phone, you got to turn

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<v Speaker 3>their access off?

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<v Speaker 4>Or like who's got access to the cameras?

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<v Speaker 1>So you're doing that stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, sometimes I'm like have the you're calling me and

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<v Speaker 3>work it out, like who like who gets me in

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<v Speaker 3>the custody? You know, like who gets the house and

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<v Speaker 3>who's allowed to see my kids are in that house?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I got to see you know, I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm not living there.

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<v Speaker 4>You're logging people out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good stuff, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the most common gate code people are using?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, the most common codes that people will use is

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<v Speaker 3>their phone number.

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<v Speaker 4>Or their address.

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<v Speaker 1>What but password?

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<v Speaker 4>Password?

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<v Speaker 1>Use?

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<v Speaker 4>It gets used a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>About double O seven. You always have double oh seven

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<v Speaker 1>in yours.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody knows my passwords?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I shouldn't. Why do I know your password? Because

0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:38.959
<v Speaker 2>a lot of me you set them up. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just try password double O seven. I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>try one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, zero.

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<v Speaker 2>If that doesn't work, try zero, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, God, damn it, Where's the craziest place you've

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<v Speaker 2>ever hidden installed a camera for a client? Let me

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<v Speaker 2>think of See, I don't have any of my nanny

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<v Speaker 2>cams on your system. They're all not Wi Fi because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just terrified of somebody hacking into it and or

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<v Speaker 2>talking to my children. You ever seen those videos where

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<v Speaker 2>like people hacking too those and then they start talking

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<v Speaker 2>to the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, And that's one thing everybody has to remember, Like

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<v Speaker 3>anything that's on the Internet is hackable.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the craziest place you've ever hid in a camera

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<v Speaker 2>for a client?

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<v Speaker 3>So not that I've put it in like at a

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<v Speaker 3>specific location, but I've like anything weird that anybody's requested.

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<v Speaker 3>But I did have this one client and like we

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<v Speaker 3>put eighty cameras in the inside of his house.

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<v Speaker 4>Like an only fans person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like he was like and it was weird, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he and it was a big house and he was

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<v Speaker 3>no no, no actor, no no nobody of that native.

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<v Speaker 4>Business somebody with money business.

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<v Speaker 3>It was money and like in California, in California, Uh, huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now he had like eighty cameras the inside of the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, big house. Yeah, he was the one person

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<v Speaker 3>who lived there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like he was like spine on his staff,

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<v Speaker 3>like like, oh, like I want to make sure they

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<v Speaker 3>made that bed up in the guest bedroom that nobody

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<v Speaker 3>sleeps in type of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just bizarre and the irenoid maybe, and he

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<v Speaker 3>looked like motion like alarm sensors.

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<v Speaker 2>He made us put in you work an Aspen a

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<v Speaker 2>lot YEP. Airport's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 4>It's flying, it's the it's the worst airport to get

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<v Speaker 4>in it out of.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's just scary because they have to drop

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<v Speaker 2>into it and then then they have to take off

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<v Speaker 2>like a rocket ship to get out of it.

0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:18.080
<v Speaker 3>And if there's like wind, they did like twelve miles

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<v Speaker 3>an hour, they won't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>The homes are the rich people in Aspen better or

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<v Speaker 2>worse than the rich people in Malibu.

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<v Speaker 3>They're the same people, just just their Aspen house or

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<v Speaker 3>Balibu house, or their New York house or their Florida house.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Hey, you met your hero once, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 4>Before he died?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So one of my cooler experiences I got to

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<v Speaker 3>meet James Gandolfini. He called me to do some work

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<v Speaker 3>and the first time I met him was like at

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<v Speaker 3>his house in Beverly Hills.

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<v Speaker 4>I show up.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a full on opens a door, full on

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<v Speaker 3>jumpsuit and he was like, yeah, I got this.

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<v Speaker 4>I got this box in the garage. I want you

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<v Speaker 4>to check out. It's got my two channel system love

0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 4>two channel high fi audio. So we go to his garage.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy grabs a crowbar.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in like like a wooden crate, and he's like

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<v Speaker 3>prying open and like like cussing, like opens up and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, dude, I'm in a garage tony soprano in

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<v Speaker 3>a jumpsuit and he's got a crowbar in his hand,

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<v Speaker 3>opened up a box like.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, this is fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty neat.

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<v Speaker 4>And he died like a month later. It was literally,

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<v Speaker 4>it was literally like in that timing of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it had anything to do with the crowbar?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No? Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely not neat?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yes you do.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not stupid. There's no suchity as fucking ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the Holy ghost.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you already know where I stand on that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh, you don't believe in that. I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>thought your Italian roots would would trump.

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<v Speaker 4>That, which is ironic.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, let's talk Tahoe for a second. You came

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<v Speaker 1>to visit me in Tahoe, you and your wife, and

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<v Speaker 1>this was a long time ago, and your wife was

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<v Speaker 1>was very pregnant with your firstborn son. Yep, Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let you take over the story from there.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're on vacation with you.

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<v Speaker 3>And the snow conditions weren't that good that year.

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<v Speaker 1>They were ship they.

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<v Speaker 4>Were up, we were up there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, and you're one of these people.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I gotta go snowboarding for here. And nobody

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go because it was shit, because it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>an acy and there was no good snow.

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<v Speaker 4>So I decided to go by myself. You went to

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<v Speaker 4>north Star, went to Dorstar by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You rode the backside, which is all black diamonds.

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<v Speaker 3>All black diamond and I ate shit and woke up

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<v Speaker 3>four days later.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I'm with his extremely pregnant wife, and you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're not supposed to ride alone. Everyone knows that

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.720
<v Speaker 2>you're not supposed to ski alone. You're supposed to snoboard alone.

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:33.720
<v Speaker 2>And he kept going like like let's go. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not in the cards, buddy. The snow is bad.

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go ride on ice. It's not fun.

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<v Speaker 2>So he goes alone because he's one of these guys.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:44.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, it goes to Disney's, like, but

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<v Speaker 2>we get there at ten o'clock and we leave at

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<v Speaker 2>midnight or what.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get every dollar's worth, you know what I'm

0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:50.520
<v Speaker 1>talking about. All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm in this house. We get a phone

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<v Speaker 2>call and it's uh. It was like I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what in the world. And it was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how they got my phone. Now I think, No, No,

0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:04.359
<v Speaker 2>they were calling your wife because your wife was in

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<v Speaker 2>the shower. I remember this, oh, because I remember the

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:11.439
<v Speaker 2>water pouring down her body when I gave her the

0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:13.440
<v Speaker 2>good news that her husband was dead.

0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:16.680
<v Speaker 1>No, but she was in the shower, that's right.

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 2>So her phone kept ringing and I answered it because

0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:22.560
<v Speaker 2>it had been a bit and I'm like, we haven't

0:24:22.600 --> 0:24:26.400
<v Speaker 2>heard from John, and and it like said police department

0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:29.399
<v Speaker 2>or hospital or something. So I answered it and They're like,

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:34.239
<v Speaker 2>there was an accident. John's in the hospital. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wait a second, are you And I

0:24:36.480 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, is this hospital in Reno? And I'm like,

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, which is always the irony if you get

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 2>really hurt in beautiful Tahoe you wake up in Reno,

0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:48.760
<v Speaker 2>and that's that's a bitter pill. I have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>his wife, but I have to get her out of

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:51.760
<v Speaker 2>the shower, and like I went in there and I

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:55.000
<v Speaker 2>whipped open the shower and she's like, Daniel, no.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, We've got anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. Those details are blurry.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, there's an accident. We got to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the hospital.

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:04.959
<v Speaker 2>Now, your wife is a nurse, so she's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's not a panic.

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:08.639
<v Speaker 3>She was a little panic because they wouldn't give it

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<v Speaker 3>any information until you guys got there.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you're in a coma for four days, by the way,

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 2>when you when you woke up and you just saw

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<v Speaker 2>all of us there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, So when I woke up, the first person who

0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 3>I saw was my mom, yeah, which I'm like that

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:25.440
<v Speaker 3>didn't make sense to me, like, oh, this this isn't good,

0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 3>Like like oh, like she wasn't on vacation with us,

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:30.520
<v Speaker 3>Like I was like, and I remember like looking down

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:32.639
<v Speaker 3>at like my toes, my fa then falling kind of

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:33.159
<v Speaker 3>back asleep.

0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:35.720
<v Speaker 4>But I was like, all right, this this is not good.

0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 2>I remember seeing your penis in the hospital. Oh ah, god,

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>you're hairy. He's just a hairy man.

0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember it.

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, you know what, you

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 1>should always kind of trim up just in case, just engaging.

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:51.400
<v Speaker 4>Ever since that conversation, I've kept myself on another one.

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 2>The ironic thing is you own a Saint Bernard, don't you.

0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I do, A mountain dog that could save your life.

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<v Speaker 2>I never even thought you fucked everyone's vacation up with

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<v Speaker 2>your selfishness.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I get airlifted like at a helicopter.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't remember it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know I remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows it was. They put you in a koma.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't put yourself into it because you were being

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<v Speaker 2>so combative.

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<v Speaker 4>I could I couldn't remember anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that that was the story they gave us.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you think of that moment though, that I was

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:19.199
<v Speaker 4>going to raise your son? Yeah? Did that? Did it

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:20.879
<v Speaker 4>ever flash through your mind?

0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:21.159
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean I certainly wasn't gonna let your brother do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine how much better your son's life would have been

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:30.200
<v Speaker 2>had I been his father.

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever think about that? He got so close? Oh,

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:34.919
<v Speaker 1>you got so close.

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:38.399
<v Speaker 2>We partnered in on something, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to move to Malibu, and you're like fine,

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:43.399
<v Speaker 2>and you moved to Malibu, and now you're like, just

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:47.360
<v Speaker 2>you're the president of the little league in Malibu. Your

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 2>your friends with Iron Man and his whole family. Like,

0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:56.119
<v Speaker 2>what a what a different direction your life took, because

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 2>because when I first met you, you just lived under

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<v Speaker 2>the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that Where was that house?

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 4>West Chester?

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>West Chester?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those were fun nights when I'd be sleeping and

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 3>you'd be coming back from the comedy club and knock

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 3>on my window at like two am, and I'd answer

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.440
<v Speaker 3>the door and you'd throw like dog shit off the lawn,

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:16.360
<v Speaker 3>like in a bag.

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:18.680
<v Speaker 1>In a bag, Yeah, I picked up after your dog.

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you'd like throw it at me or my wife

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 4>or she was my girl.

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 2>By the way, your wife that you married was you

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:27.879
<v Speaker 2>had a crush on her high school, but she didn't

0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 2>like you at all.

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 1>Is that correct?

0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:31.400
<v Speaker 3>She either had a boyfriend or I had a girlfriend,

0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:32.920
<v Speaker 3>so we did date in high school.

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:33.919
<v Speaker 1>But she wasn't interested in you.

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, still to be determined if she's interested

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 4>in me now still so all right.

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>But then you guys ended up getting together.

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:43.840
<v Speaker 2>And when I met you, guys were a couple and

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 2>there was a it was how long did you guys

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 2>have that separation?

0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Boy? That year? Was that? Two years?

0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 4>How about a year or two? Oh?

0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:56.679
<v Speaker 2>We call those the good times. I had to pick sides.

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Your friends break up and you have to. So I

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:04.160
<v Speaker 2>saw did with her because she had more girlfriends. John

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 2>I would hang out occasionally. But then you guys got

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 2>back together. Then you got married, and now you have

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:11.439
<v Speaker 2>three beautiful children. Yep, one of them gotch a bitch,

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:15.679
<v Speaker 2>but they're all beautiful. But one of them, good god.

0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 2>She I don't want to tip who it is. Today

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 2>is you know, today's my anniversary?

0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 4>H huh No, yeah, congratulation. How eight years? Eight years?

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:26.120
<v Speaker 2>And you know what I'm gonna tell you this, honestly,

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know about the seven year itch. The

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 2>seven year itch is like that's where people say, like,

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:34.919
<v Speaker 2>that's about the time that you want to cheat on

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>your significant other. The seven year itch not as bad

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 2>as the eight year itch. Oh, the eight the eight

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 2>year itch is strong, got a scratch. What's the biggest

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 2>lie you've ever told?

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Heather? Preferably something she still doesn't know about.

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh, do you want to answer this?

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer psychopathy. You're gonna get yourself into so much trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever banged one of your customers? Don't answer

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<v Speaker 1>true or false. I've had anal with your mother in law.

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<v Speaker 2>I've known I've known John for twenty some odd years whatever,

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 2>and for some reason, I've always just made this joke

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 2>about his wife. At the time, I think at the

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the joke it was just his girlfriend about

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>uh oh. I'd always hook him. It was kind of

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 2>a d's Nuts joke. I'd beg hey, John, I'd see him.

0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:29.160
<v Speaker 2>I go, hey, John, what's going on? He said nothing.

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I go, Man, you won't believe this. He's like what,

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I just finished having anal with your

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>mother in law. And it was just one of those

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 2>things that I would do for years and years and years.

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 4>The sad part is how many times I fell for it.

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 3>I literally would fall for it all the time. And

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 3>then when you would look at me and go, Bonnie.

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Bonnie, Bonnie, Oh, good old Bonnie. The thing is

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I want I'm gonna say it now. I never actually

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>had anal with her.

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I remember when you moved in next to me, and

0:29:57.160 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 2>my gardeners came over to do your yard, and you

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 2>like haggled with them for so long, and I was like, bro,

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 2>just fucking pay them, and You're like, no, no, I

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 2>have to let them know that I'm not like a

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 2>real Malibu person, like I'm a I'm a working class person.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 2>It just lives out here. I'm like, God, damn it,

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:20.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking John, They're gonna fucking do a shitty job on

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 2>my house now.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, you fired them, I think.

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then I found somebody to work for my prices,

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 3>and then they didn't do anything and I ended up

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 3>doing half of it myself.

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Then my pool guys are coming over and cleaning your

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:34.320
<v Speaker 2>jacuzzie and you're like, You're like, one day you just said, hey,

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>can you just teach me how to do it so

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't have to pay you?

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, yeah, sure, I'll teach you how to

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>do it.

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, funny he did, and he was like he's like

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:43.080
<v Speaker 3>usually I come in your backyard and play with your

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 3>dog for about ten minutes, and then I just sprinkle

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 3>of this out of here and I'm out of here.

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 4>It's pretty easy, dude.

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I see, I like it because I

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>like the company.

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 4>I like.

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I like all these people that know my gate codes.

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 2>I have a separate gate codes for staff and then

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 2>gate codes it's my personal one. But I've forgotten my

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 2>personal ones if I only use the one that I know. Yeah, anyway,

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 2>you're also the president of the Malibu Little League.

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 4>That I am. Why apparently, I like Apparently like a

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 4>lot of drama.

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's just nonsense. To deal with those people,

0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>It's it's insane.

0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 4>I listen. I like the kids, and I like the sports.

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>But did you play baseball growing up?

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 3>Nope, which is even funnier. Uh No, I did play baseball,

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 3>but Gianni liked it. Next thing I know, I'm the

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.720
<v Speaker 3>president and now I take parents phone calls at night

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 3>about everything.

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, I gotta give you some gifts. Anybody comes

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 2>to my show, they get gifts, and I already know

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:47.200
<v Speaker 2>that you're my size. So here these are some Italian sneakers.

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 2>They got the Italian flag on them. Oh, you'll like them.

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 2>They're they're real Italian.

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 1>You like those?

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 4>You and I have been. You've been giving me shoes

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 4>for years, but never with it Italian.

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Look at this jumpsuit.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Now, this jumpsuit right here has only been worn in

0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>one scene of the new episode TV show I shot

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:09.000
<v Speaker 2>called the Goat and and and it's been dry clean professionally.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>But I think you're the only one I know that

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 2>will wear something that fucking hideous.

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 1>These are Italian?

0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:17.960
<v Speaker 4>Are the slippers? No?

0:32:18.040 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>The shoes?

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh those are cool? Yeah, I know you're you know

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.080
<v Speaker 4>all we're all this shit. This is so.

0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>These are hideous, but they've never been worn, They've never

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>been been on my feet. But you you like ugly shit?

0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 4>Are these these are kyriees?

0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is that what they are?

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? These are kyries.

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Why do you say kyrie like that? You don't to

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 1>say kyrie, Kyrie?

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Kyrie?

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Give this off my fucking table.

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 2>What do you think of that stupid globe in Vegas?

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Does that blow your mind to It's it's like that's

0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:48.719
<v Speaker 2>like the you're heaven. Oh, it's it's everything.

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:51.840
<v Speaker 3>That's five billion dollars worth of technology, like the most

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.360
<v Speaker 3>trans sending experience you can have for like.

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:55.959
<v Speaker 4>Did you go there? I haven't gone yet?

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, what the fuck's wrong with you? That's your thing?

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, because you two has been playing there, I'm a

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 3>huge fan. I was like, I want to see who's

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 3>going to play next?

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Who would you like to see there? Bruce Springsteen?

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 4>Who would you want to like?

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like what's your music? I don't even know.

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what music. You listen to? Hip hop?

0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Sports hip hop?

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to sports.

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:19.080
<v Speaker 2>But let's talk about your sports because you're a bullshit

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 2>sports person.

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm an LA guy. Yeah, I'm from l A, a

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 4>true LA fan.

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Yet you used to say you were a die hard

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 2>forty nine Ers fan when we had no team.

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 4>No, you had a team.

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.080
<v Speaker 1>You had the Raiders and you had the Rams in

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>your lifetime.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:34.719
<v Speaker 4>I never knew you when the Raiders and Rams were here.

0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't care if you knew me. You you like

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.320
<v Speaker 2>the forty nine ers because you were a front running kid.

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 4>Because I like Joe Montana, Jerry Rice.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 1>All right, we all did, but we didn't.

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 4>You don't.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>You don't call them your team.

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>So you called them your team and then once La

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Rams started getting good, You're like, I'm a Rams fan,

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 2>and now that the Chargers are kind of hot, You're like,

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a.

0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 4>Charge I'm a Rams fan, a Dodger fan, and a

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 4>Laker fan.

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:56.440
<v Speaker 1>You're a dieard Lakers fan.

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:57.000
<v Speaker 3>You know that.

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:59.480
<v Speaker 4>I've had many Kobe arguments over the years.

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Sure, who's the greatest Laker of all time?

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 4>Kobe Bryant?

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 1>No, it's Lebron James. How is Lebron James not the

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>greatest Laker?

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not saying that that this this particular

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:13.560
<v Speaker 2>moment of his career, but is Lebron James not universally

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:18.040
<v Speaker 2>considered a better basketball player overall than Kobe Bryant? Yes, okay,

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:20.400
<v Speaker 2>and they're both they were both Lakers, so that therefore

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>that means.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:23.400
<v Speaker 3>What did Lebron do for the franchise? What did Kobe do?

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Kobe win five championships. He wanted champion Lakers.

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 2>He wanted Lakers championship. That point, that bullshit bubble thing, Yeah, whatever,

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 2>We'll take it.

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 1>You guys have aston a parade for that dumb bubble year.

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:37.319
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't let to leave our houses. And you think

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Kobe's better than Magic and kareem growing up.

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Like I've watched Magic, loved Magic, but like the journey

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Kobe took us on the journey, Kobe would fucking Kobe

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.399
<v Speaker 3>died like I've never I've never cried that much over

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:51.960
<v Speaker 3>a grown man.

0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:53.919
<v Speaker 4>I never met my life, and I wouldn't have felt

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:54.839
<v Speaker 4>the same way against Magic.

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 2>You know where I was when Kobe Bryant died. It

0:34:57.080 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 2>was the craziest thing. I was surfing in Fiji. I

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>was in the middle of the ocean. A boat had

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 2>taken me and this Pete was with me. He was

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 2>on the boat getting seasick, puking like a fucking idiot,

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:14.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm surfing and Millia. We get back to the

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 2>boat and that's how big of a news was. These

0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:21.319
<v Speaker 2>guys that didn't speak English, you know, Boulah, Kobe Bryant.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 2>They just rove the radio. Kobe Bryant died and I'm

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 2>like and I'm like, oh, he's played basketball. They didn't

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 2>even know who he was, but it was it just spread,

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 2>but it came to our boat.

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:30.240
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy.

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 1>In the middle of the ocean in Fiji.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:35.839
<v Speaker 4>I actually that morning Giohnny got invited to a birthday party.

0:35:36.040 --> 0:35:38.920
<v Speaker 4>M I drove over the hill. So I drove through

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 4>that fog over Canaan.

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 2>You're you're a liar and have revisionist history. It probably

0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:46.320
<v Speaker 2>was like three days later and you're just retelling the

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:47.360
<v Speaker 2>story his birthday.

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:50.439
<v Speaker 3>I remember the fall, No, I remember, because I'm there.

0:35:50.840 --> 0:35:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Heather text calls me and she's crying. She's like, Kobe died,

0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, what are you talking about? COVID She's

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.239
<v Speaker 3>like a helicopter crash. And I looked it up and

0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 3>it was like three miles from where I was.

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:02.000
<v Speaker 4>We were in Calabastle. I fucking drove over there.

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:03.239
<v Speaker 1>That's how I fed up.

0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 4>I like drove over there.

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Was sitting there with all this traffic, with a bunch

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.919
<v Speaker 3>of people looking like zombies, Like what are we doing?

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:08.880
<v Speaker 1>What were you going to do?

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I just had my son with me,

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, let's go.

0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 1>You brought your son down, help Kobe.

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It was like I was in such shocked, man, Like.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking the worst parenting I've fucking I ever heard

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 2>of my life. Hey, there's a there's dead people over here.

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Let's let's go check it out. Do you recommend living

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 2>next door to a comedian prone to tomfoolery.

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Only if you want to be fucked with your entire life, right, Like,

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:34.880
<v Speaker 3>how many times did you like hit in my garage

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 3>and like I just like walk in the middle of

0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 3>the day to like it wasn't like, oh, I'm going

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:40.360
<v Speaker 3>to work, you'd like be in there and be like

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 3>and make me ship my pants almost or something.

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Or I do enjoy scaring people.

0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:45.920
<v Speaker 4>It's always been my.

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Thing, A good healthy scare. You'd always get me on.

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 3>There was a time where like I was like walking

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 3>out of my house, would you scare me? Like I

0:36:53.000 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 3>think I've dropped my brand new iPhone on the ground.

0:36:55.680 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 3>Like the funni thing though, is like think about like

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 3>how you worre with my kids when they were younger,

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 3>before you had kids, Like you.

0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Would come over and giotny be like, well you're just

0:37:05.920 --> 0:37:07.880
<v Speaker 1>not next to you. That would still be going on

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:10.840
<v Speaker 1>right now, You're you won't finish construction.

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:12.520
<v Speaker 3>You'd like walk in and be like, oh, do you

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 3>eat dessert? Like I'm gonna eat the rest of your

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 3>brownie and they'd be like we had we had explained

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 3>to the kids that like you were like a character,

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 3>Like oh, it's like the cat the Hat's coming over.

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 3>It's Daniel, our neighbor. He's like, cat, like, he's I

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 3>know good one time?

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I well, yes, But so once you started, you guys

0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 2>started calling me. The kids started calling me cat and

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 2>the hat. I I came over to your house one

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 2>time and I had put a piece of cake on

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 2>my head and I had a hat over it, and

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:41.120
<v Speaker 2>then I just sat down. I took my hat off,

0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:43.239
<v Speaker 2>and then I just started eating cake. And they were

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 2>they thought it was the greatest thing they'd ever seen.

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:45.720
<v Speaker 4>In their lives.

0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 1>They're like, this guy is this guy is amazing. He's

0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:51.879
<v Speaker 1>got cake on his head.

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:54.040
<v Speaker 4>But that's mostly just because you love dessert. I have

0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 4>a sweet tooth and my family knows it. Like what

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 4>Heather they the other night, I don't know. It was

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 4>late at night.

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:04.479
<v Speaker 1>I get a text from your wife, just beautiful tit shot.

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<v Speaker 4>No, shouldn't send those to me anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>No, she did.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't send them to me. She says, hey, have

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<v Speaker 2>you had dessert yet? And I'm like, oh, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>best text in the world. And I'm like I'm like yes,

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 2>but that doesn't mean anything. Uh, And she's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming over. So she comes over and she had

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<v Speaker 2>made a new pudding chocolate cake. And rarely, rarely do

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<v Speaker 2>I like other people's you know, idea of what they

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<v Speaker 2>think is a good dessert. But that was heaven.

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<v Speaker 4>She knew it was just enough undercooked. Oh yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>would be all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was good. The problem was and I'm going now

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<v Speaker 1>to complain.

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<v Speaker 2>She brought a cart and of ice cream with it,

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and then my wife goes, oh, we'll just take just

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 2>like we don't need your whole cart, and just my

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 2>wife just like scooped like one small bowl full of

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:52.879
<v Speaker 2>ice cream, and I'm like, what the fuck are we now?

0:38:53.520 --> 0:38:55.799
<v Speaker 2>The next two days I still had this whole cake

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 2>and I had a like I had no ice cream,

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<v Speaker 2>but that.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't not only was that not your second desert the day?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you have dessert at lunch? Well?

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I have dessert after each meal.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think that's why you shit your pants so much? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I remember when I was moving to Balbu and you

0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:16.480
<v Speaker 3>were like, all right, so like here's the things you

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:17.919
<v Speaker 3>need to know, like this is where you go eat,

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 3>and then you were like, and when you're at p

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<v Speaker 3>H if you got to.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to the bathroom. All the porta potties are on

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<v Speaker 4>the ocean side.

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:25.879
<v Speaker 2>Whether they're on the ocean side, every every almost every

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 2>half mile you can get a port man. That one

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<v Speaker 2>near Winding Trail, which is on the other side, happened

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Thank god it was opened at this hour

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>one night, because I barely got inside of their before

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<v Speaker 2>all hell broke loose and.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sitting there, like, why you tell me all

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<v Speaker 4>the bathroom just in case you catch here. I'm like

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<v Speaker 4>most of us don't shit our pants. I'm like you

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 4>and like my father in law. The only two people

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Your father laws shit his pants at You're at your

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<v Speaker 1>not a wedding.

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:53.920
<v Speaker 4>It was that end Cabo in Cabo.

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<v Speaker 3>At Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, he shits his pants at the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the best. It was the best Thanksgiving ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of alt right, I have to bring this up

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:11.919
<v Speaker 2>because I get a lot of grief on my show

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 2>because people always because I'm such a disgusting democrat loose.

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<v Speaker 1>But but people need to know that I hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with all walks of life.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you I consider you all right, not just because

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<v Speaker 2>of your haircut, but because you stormed the Castle of

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<v Speaker 2>January sixth, did you not yes or no?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you met.

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 2>There was a time that you liked the Santez, which

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I thought almost made me want to stab you in

0:40:38.080 --> 0:40:40.839
<v Speaker 2>the throat, but I didn't. I turned turned to blind eye.

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Look at this two people from He's from California, I'm

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:48.160
<v Speaker 2>from Florida. And boy, politically, politically, you and I do

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:48.800
<v Speaker 2>not see.

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Eye to eye.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 4>We flip flopped.

0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I call everyone, all right now if they don't believe

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:56.359
<v Speaker 2>in everything I believe in. You drive a Tesla, which

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:59.400
<v Speaker 2>is an alt right vehicle now and you have Florida plates?

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Fucked you up? Florida plates.

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 4>It's a company car for Florida based the companies we

0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:09.280
<v Speaker 4>have offices from.

0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:12.480
<v Speaker 1>The Just was that car ever in Florida?

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? That that car came from Florida. You drove a

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 4>Tesla across They shipped it out, and they.

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Shipped it all right. I was like, I was like,

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 1>why does my neighbor have a Tesla with Florida plates

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:22.759
<v Speaker 1>on it?

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't. I have never understood that. What is Lebron

0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 2>James's address?

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 4>No college?

0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you have more athletes or entertainment like like film,

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:39.200
<v Speaker 2>television stars? Where is athletes. More your bread and butter.

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 3>Here in LA mostly entertainment, mostly entertainment, mostly entertainment with

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:46.480
<v Speaker 3>some athletes, but then sprinkled across the country more athletes

0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 3>than entertainment.

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Any any politicians?

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 4>Now, did work for who's the vice president?

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Who's the vice president? Kamala?

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I didn't work for her, but her neighbor's

0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 3>house next door. So anytime she's in like there's a

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:04.080
<v Speaker 3>whole like barricade you have to get through when you

0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 3>go to that up that street in Brentwood, I'll say

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 3>where she lives.

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>She lives in Brentwood. Jesus, right, fucking alt right.

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:13.400
<v Speaker 2>This is the al right shit, This is the all

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 2>right shit I have to deal with. I'm gonna put

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 2>your father on blast for his stolen valor. Well, John,

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure Heather will be very upset with me when

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 2>this airs. But thank you for being on the show.

0:42:27.560 --> 0:42:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, eybody?

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>All right, Pasha, I want to thank John for being

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:40.840
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast Fight a Nickel for every time something

0:42:40.920 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 2>went wrong with my av system and he quickly got

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.759
<v Speaker 2>there to fix it. I would have a Nickel check

0:42:48.840 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 2>this out. I got an email randomly from someone that

0:42:55.719 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 2>worked at north Star, the ski resort where John had

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:03.399
<v Speaker 2>his accident. They randomly wrote to us. They said, Hey,

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>this is Russ. I'm enjoying the podcast. Interesting and funny

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.440
<v Speaker 2>as hell. Don't change a thing, Okay, we won't. I

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<v Speaker 2>do have an amusing toss story about twelve thirteen years ago.

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Tosh was in Tahoe for a show. I was living there,

0:43:14.080 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 2>but whatever, I did have a show. Had a group

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 2>of friends right in Northstar. One of them completely wrecked himself.

0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I was one of the ski patrol supervisors working there.

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 2>He ended up we ended up flying his buddy off

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 2>the hill and a Metovac helicopter oh Man. Later that day,

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:31.239
<v Speaker 2>in the next our ski patrol dispatcher asked me to

0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 2>talk to someone on the phone wanting to know the

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:36.399
<v Speaker 2>details of the crash anyway. The person said they were

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Tosh's agent or manager or something, want to know what happened.

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Indicated that Daniel wants to know so that he could

0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 2>make fun of his friend. That doesn't sound right at all,

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 2>but maybe it caused me great displeasure to tell them

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I could not do to hippo laws and north Star's policy.

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:53.719
<v Speaker 2>He was sure that I was going to use the

0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:55.759
<v Speaker 2>details to make fun of him in one of my

0:43:55.840 --> 0:44:00.400
<v Speaker 2>South Lake shows. Anyway, he said, whoever it was, they

0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 2>were relentless, called like three times, that is truly relentless.

0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:09.200
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, anyways, hope the friend recovered fully. Eh,

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 2>that's nice. I mean, I guess he did. I mean,

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:14.880
<v Speaker 2>who knows. I don't know if it's I don't I

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't know him well enough to know that if his

0:44:17.200 --> 0:44:18.960
<v Speaker 2>personality was slightly altered.

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<v Speaker 1>You like that?

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:20.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:22.399
<v Speaker 1>What's that? This is my new pen.

0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 2>This is from the Boulevard penthouses at where is it?

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Where we where do we work? The Cosmopolitan? I stole

0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 2>one of your pins already, Cosmo. Come check me out

0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 2>in Vegas and uh, maybe I'll give you my pen.

0:44:41.520 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:45.359
<v Speaker 2>I got another show's coming up. You know we're gonna

0:44:45.360 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 2>be in New Orleans, Carl, do you know about that?

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:49.880
<v Speaker 2>You love New Orleans, don't you? You just love the

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:50.760
<v Speaker 2>rich culture?

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:52.040
<v Speaker 1>What else do we have?

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're gonna be in Hawaii, in Maui and Honolulu.

0:44:57.360 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 2>That'll be fun. Come spend your Thanksgiving with us. I

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 2>won't be bringing Carl, because I'm pretty sure Hawaii still

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:08.240
<v Speaker 2>has too many loopholes to jump through to bring the dogs,

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:11.839
<v Speaker 2>so I just leave them home. They're happier anyway. I'm

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 2>ahallow for your patience. What else Boyswearpink dot Com and

0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 2>the Goat wrapping that season up. Can't wait to have

0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 2>exciting news about the Goat too.

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know if you got excited too.

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea if they're picking the show up. Anyway.

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>We got a bedtime story. Let me tell you this too.

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 2>My son this week just on a tangent, just constantly,

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:44.760
<v Speaker 2>and then he knows he has to go to sleep

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:49.959
<v Speaker 2>when the story is done. So he's like a bad

0:45:50.920 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 2>improv troop, Yes, anding me to death. But it's just

0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:59.040
<v Speaker 2>and then and then you think it's over right, Carl,

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:03.200
<v Speaker 2>he needs be groomed. What's going on in your world?

0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Carl?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna tell people about that dead rat? Y?

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:07.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like where I was like, oh, I gotta

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:14.120
<v Speaker 2>go pick up this dead rat that's gone. Yeah, yeah,

0:46:14.360 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 2>see you next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Once upon a time, in a so so way the

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 5>woods with these raidal mouth checkers, and then and then

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:32.879
<v Speaker 5>and then every day the baby would go out, a big, big,

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 5>big bear would taste up to him, and yeah, I

0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 5>told you it was similar, and and and and every

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:43.920
<v Speaker 5>day you would say do you want to race?

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:47.800
<v Speaker 1>And then and then and then they race it, and

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:49.360
<v Speaker 1>then the bear and then.

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 5>The baby, Oh it's a baby. And then the baby won,

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 5>and then everybody killed them. They went back home, they

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 5>had the dan dinner and then in the mooning and

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 5>then and then and then the bear said, it been

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:13.719
<v Speaker 5>a long time, did you want to ray? And then

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:17.279
<v Speaker 5>and then they and then they races, and then and

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.480
<v Speaker 5>then and then and then and then the bell and

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:24.359
<v Speaker 5>then the bear tricked and sell and then and then

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 5>the baby won, and then there was so much house

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 5>and and then and then someone had knocked it on

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:37.920
<v Speaker 5>the door and then opened the door and it was

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:42.800
<v Speaker 5>a big, big bad wolves and then he lays and

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 5>jizy and then he told us a book, this book

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:52.840
<v Speaker 5>bottle bundle Mollo and he then big girl and he's

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 5>to eat people. And then but what people who fools

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 5>in the zo buns? And then the bullier boy and

0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 5>they got little boy. They got a little baby cool

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:11.640
<v Speaker 5>man's and then they laugh and laugh and they were

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:15.080
<v Speaker 5>a boy and there was a big cheetah and a

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 5>leopard corn. Then they said with their.

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Pigture, with their big I like guys. Yeah, they all

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:29.840
<v Speaker 1>fry and laugh and laughed.

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:35.320
<v Speaker 5>And then the rose and everyone and then they still

0:48:35.520 --> 0:48:38.640
<v Speaker 5>laughed when he was him, can tell me? And then

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 5>the gender bread mantain and it came, and then and

0:48:42.200 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 5>then and then the candy man came, and then the

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:49.719
<v Speaker 5>gender and then and then and then and then the

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:52.919
<v Speaker 5>baby came and they and they ate the candy man

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:57.080
<v Speaker 5>and then and then locker come, and then the body

0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 5>and in the parkway what.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to go to.

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Bed, but different.

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 5>So you need to be love.

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 1>This story is so long. It's the longest story I've

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 1>ever heard.

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.120
<v Speaker 5>It be shot sometimes, but I want.

0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:11.839
<v Speaker 3>It to be love.

0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that story is so long.

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 5>And then it says seasand a nine D and okay,