Speaker 1: What's the A V budget.
Speaker 2: You're doing everything on a house, you know, the lighting,
Speaker 2: the cameras, the TV, the theater.
Speaker 3: Our entry level jobs are around three hundred thousand dollars, okay,
Speaker 3: and they go all the way up to about six
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 1: Tosh shot, Tosh shot to show.
Speaker 2: It's toss show time. Who's ready to be entertained? I am,
Speaker 2: but I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: I am. You can do better than that. I want
Speaker 4: to be entertained.
Speaker 2: Shenw's the gist. Shenw's the gist. Shenw's the GISTs.
Speaker 3: Everybody, no, oh, Dylan, or who's just got back from
Speaker 3: a cruise that happen to be fun?
Speaker 4: I was on a cruise once for a week. Let
Speaker 4: me shut up. I can't shut up.
Speaker 2: We have to sing it. Yeah, now's a guest. All right,
Speaker 2: here's that the people need to know. I'm almost fifty,
Speaker 2: Eddie's over fifty. And this guy one time, he created
Speaker 2: this character and if you say his name Chanel's I
Speaker 2: guess three times, he just starts talking like that until
Speaker 2: you sing his name five times to stop talking like that.
Speaker 2: These were the rules that he came up with, and
Speaker 2: it like it made our wives just furious. We just
Speaker 2: do it constantly. We just randomly say the name three times,
Speaker 2: and then Eddie would go into this character much like
Speaker 2: Andy Kaufman, minus the success and everything else. But manon,
Speaker 2: it used to tickle me.
Speaker 4: It's divorced dragon. What is it?
Speaker 1: What's the character worst?
Speaker 4: Divorced dragon? Father to smoker? And sometimes he pulls his
Speaker 4: diaper off.
Speaker 1: There's the backstory to his character.
Speaker 4: It's beetlejuice. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Listen, there's there's a lot of things.
Speaker 2: I don't have any water today, you guys, what are
Speaker 2: you trying. You can't do a podcast without water. That's
Speaker 2: a rule.
Speaker 1: Now watch this magically, look at that water the real time.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta be careful how many times I
Speaker 2: say the word, because because he'll keep track over there,
Speaker 2: and then that character comes out and you can't stop them.
Speaker 1: You can only sing them, sing them to sleep.
Speaker 2: But I used to do it in the writer's room
Speaker 2: and nobody else knew about our little inside character that
Speaker 2: he had created, and it would just do just throw
Speaker 2: throw everything off. I would just walk by the writer's room,
Speaker 2: say his name three times and then just leave for
Speaker 2: forty five minutes and I knew nothing was gonna get
Speaker 2: done that day.
Speaker 1: Those good times. You watch the NBA Finals.
Speaker 4: Ed, I am watching them.
Speaker 1: Who you rooting for?
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't root for Boston, so Dallas you
Speaker 3: can't root can't.
Speaker 4: I like the city, don't like the sports teams now.
Speaker 2: I hate the sports teams, uh for the most part
Speaker 2: as well. And I'm told as a Miami Heat fan
Speaker 2: that I have to hate the Celtics, but I don't actually.
Speaker 1: Hate the team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and Dallas now they've cost the Heat a
Speaker 2: title or two, so I could hate them, I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, Kyrie Irving bothers me. I feel like every
Speaker 2: every postgame interview, some reporters to say, hey, just just
Speaker 2: checking in, you still think the Earth is flat? And
Speaker 2: and uh any any hot takes on Gaza and then
Speaker 2: then and then move on to sports related questions.
Speaker 1: You just you just can't.
Speaker 2: It's just unacceptable to ever believe the earth was flat
Speaker 2: for a second. And if you do, then that that
Speaker 2: should for the rest of your life. He should be oh,
Speaker 2: I was joking, doesn't matter. Every question should be like, well,
Speaker 2: before I ask you about uh your lack of UH
Speaker 2: playing well in this series? UH is the earth flat,
Speaker 2: and I don't like uh Luca's whining. That bothers me
Speaker 2: hard to cheer for Boston. I don't hate the players, though,
Speaker 2: I worry. I feel bad for the city because there's
Speaker 2: there's no real white person for them to cheer for.
Speaker 2: Although porzingis you know when he's when he's not hurt, technically,
Speaker 2: he's kind of like two white people. He's so tall,
Speaker 2: so that's that's probably neat for their fans. And then
Speaker 2: they've got what's his name, what's the little guy?
Speaker 1: Prichard?
Speaker 2: Ah, they should there should be a rule for him
Speaker 2: in the NBA that when he's playing in Boston he's
Speaker 2: allowed to play with a cigarette in his mouth. That's
Speaker 2: what he looks like to me, Like, he's just like
Speaker 2: he's just called off the street and I'll play basketball, sure,
Speaker 2: give me the ball. I know how to shoot. Uh,
Speaker 2: that would be fun. And then what's his name? Derek White?
Speaker 1: I know he's not.
Speaker 4: White, but counts for something that.
Speaker 2: Probably ingratiates him with the with the city of Boston.
Speaker 2: I don't know who I want to win, just the
Speaker 2: currently the series is let's see what we're gonna dub
Speaker 2: in something, because right now it's two zero, but I'm
Speaker 2: this by the time this airs, it'll be either over
Speaker 2: or three to one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: All sports franchises need to consider relocating their team to
Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: That's what I want.
Speaker 2: I want every team in every sport to be in Vegas.
Speaker 2: How's that sound, Eddie, It sounds great. Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: to go see live sports, you go to Vegas. They're
Speaker 2: still called the Boston Celtics, you know, the Boston Red Sox,
Speaker 2: but they play in Vegas. How about that play in
Speaker 2: tournament in the NBA in Vegas, they do that outside.
Speaker 2: You have to literally play to get inside. Hey, you win,
Speaker 2: you get to play in the AC Lose, you're out
Speaker 2: in the one ten.
Speaker 1: Oh people will die.
Speaker 2: That was like that one finals game, the Heat versus
Speaker 2: the Spurs, when San Antonio didn't pay their AC bill.
Speaker 2: Lebron was just cramping up on the sideline. Popovich, huh,
Speaker 2: ahead of his time. But I like the idea of
Speaker 2: all sports franchises being in Vegas. These cities don't have
Speaker 2: to dole out billions of dollars for their new stadiums.
Speaker 2: It's just in Vegas. It's fun. You go there, you watch,
Speaker 2: you cheer, you lose money the end. This makes Vegas
Speaker 2: relevant for the next century or so. And they are
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with the old stadiums?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: You keep them?
Speaker 2: You monster truck rallies, Trump rallies, Taylor Swift shows, whatever
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what stadiums are for. If you want to watch sports,
Speaker 2: you go to Vegas.
Speaker 1: I don't go. Do you go see sports live Eddie?
Speaker 1: Every once in a while? Every once in a while.
Speaker 1: That's a hard pass for me.
Speaker 2: I just want to stay home in front of my
Speaker 2: beautiful home entertainment system, which I paid way too much for,
Speaker 2: got a thousand dollars. Remote control never works, doesn't hold
Speaker 2: a charge, always searching for a signal, has to log
Speaker 2: into the Internet before I can hit pause.
Speaker 1: It's infuriating.
Speaker 2: I got a million complaints, but I'll save them for
Speaker 2: today's guest. Enjoy, Pasha. My guest today is the one
Speaker 2: I call well my smart home doesn't work. He's my neighbor,
Speaker 2: he's my avy guy, he's a longtime friend. Please welcome
Speaker 2: John Alfano, John, Am I right?
Speaker 1: Is it John?
Speaker 4: Yep? Still your name still? John?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 2: Are you a junior, I am your Your middle name
Speaker 2: is the same as your dad's too. Oh your day.
Speaker 2: You got a great father. I love your day. I
Speaker 2: love your mom too. You got great parents. Yet you
Speaker 2: turned out kind.
Speaker 4: Of eh, very questionable.
Speaker 1: Yes, how many siblings did? Do you have?
Speaker 4: Younger sister and younger brother.
Speaker 1: And you're all extremely Italian?
Speaker 3: I already know where this is going. Yeah, no, yes,
Speaker 3: very yes. My dad's will blowed Italian and my mom's
Speaker 3: hung Garrett.
Speaker 1: So your dad a Vietnam veteran?
Speaker 4: Is he? Yep?
Speaker 2: He wears that hat and I've never actually checked up
Speaker 2: to make sure it wasn't stolen Valor.
Speaker 3: It's funny too, because like he never wore the hat
Speaker 3: until probably the last like ten years, so like.
Speaker 1: He wears it every day.
Speaker 4: It was like, now he wears it every day, But like,
Speaker 4: is he doing it.
Speaker 1: For free coffee? What's he doing it for? Does he
Speaker 1: get free coffee when he wears that hat?
Speaker 4: He should?
Speaker 1: I bet he should?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: So your dad was your dad was an electrician yep,
Speaker 1: and then you became an electrician yep.
Speaker 3: Worked from a dad and then into that process saw
Speaker 3: that I thought I saw the future was going to
Speaker 3: technology mm hmm, started hanging flat TVs when they came out,
Speaker 3: and running speaker wires for people.
Speaker 4: And now you're an avy giant.
Speaker 2: Yes, And then we'll get into how much money I
Speaker 2: wasted and everyone else in the world. How many times
Speaker 2: have you been electrocuted in your life?
Speaker 3: I couldn't even count. That's that's something you don't even
Speaker 3: keep track of. It's like how many times you misspelled
Speaker 3: something when you start writing a letter.
Speaker 4: Does it hurt?
Speaker 3: It's it's it's it's uh, it's like juvenating. It's like
Speaker 3: juvenating for a second.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rejuvenating. Is that what you want to say. That's
Speaker 4: that's the word. Yes, rejuvenated. Okay, all right, electrifying.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So you've been electric uted a lot, a
Speaker 1: lot in terms of electricity. What's the most dangerous thing
Speaker 1: for someone to do themselves?
Speaker 3: Anytime you got to take something out of the wall,
Speaker 3: you should call it professional because you have an opportunity
Speaker 3: to get shocked. So, like anything past changing your cover
Speaker 3: plates or changing a light bulb, you should probably call
Speaker 3: it professional.
Speaker 2: What about when you have to do that converter. I
Speaker 2: watched you mess that up before. Yeah, where you didn't
Speaker 2: have a convert it was like to forty coming out
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because if you get shocked by two forty
Speaker 3: versus like what's cut out the walls, like, that's a
Speaker 3: little bit different.
Speaker 4: Of a show.
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't get shocked.
Speaker 2: Actually, you just plugged in my beautiful chandelier and it
Speaker 2: was too forty.
Speaker 1: Uh and every ball just like went blow, just went.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what in the a fireworks show?
Speaker 2: You're like, this isn't one twenty. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: fucking know. That wasn't my office.
Speaker 3: See that was the off. Oh there was two seventy seven.
Speaker 3: That's what that was. That was commercial electricity. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think we fried a couple of things.
Speaker 2: Now you are born and raised in Los Angeles, correct.
Speaker 2: And we met down in Hermosa Beach at the Commede
Speaker 2: Magic Club after a show. I was a young kid
Speaker 2: at the time. I had just moved to South Bay
Speaker 2: and then you're like, hey, I can hang a TV
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know what I'd said, yeah, and
Speaker 2: I was like, come over my house. I got work
Speaker 2: for you already. I had no money, but I had
Speaker 2: a little hot I had bought a house, my first
Speaker 2: home in South Bay with all the money that I.
Speaker 1: Made from Taco bell commercials. That was how I got
Speaker 1: to move down there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the only reason you talked to me is
Speaker 3: because I was with my girlfriend, but she had like
Speaker 3: four of her girlfriends with us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're like, oh, then we went out.
Speaker 2: But the thing was you know that is true, but
Speaker 2: you know the uh, your wife's older sister was with
Speaker 2: you guys that night too.
Speaker 4: Nicky was there too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, I bet you can't tell which one of
Speaker 2: us is older. I'm like, I can tell you're older.
Speaker 2: How much does this Heather Way much.
Speaker 4: She weigh Yeah, one hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 4: Interesting, But I.
Speaker 1: Just think that's a funny question for her if she's listening,
Speaker 1: he just asking I Wan time Way. You're a partner
Speaker 1: at AHT Global.
Speaker 2: What's HT stand for Advanced Home Theater. You're basically geek
Speaker 2: Squad for the super rich.
Speaker 4: Or like geek Squad for the one percent of the
Speaker 4: one percent.
Speaker 3: If it's technology related, everything from Internet and cameras and
Speaker 3: TVs and speakers and lighting and shades. Right now, the
Speaker 3: coolest thing we're doing are the LED walls.
Speaker 2: Led walls, there's no screen, there's no television. It's just
Speaker 2: the full wall is an led wall, full.
Speaker 3: Wall side, any size you could do, any shape you
Speaker 3: could do, and it's the full It's like a Las
Speaker 3: Vegas sports book when you walk in, so you can
Speaker 3: watch one thing at one.
Speaker 1: Time and you can watch it all in four K
Speaker 1: four K.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, and then it never turns off, like you
Speaker 3: make it so, it never turns off, so there's not
Speaker 3: like a black wall. It literally turns into like interactive
Speaker 3: art or something, so there's like interactive art.
Speaker 4: When it's off, you can watch stuff through it. It's cameras,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Can you divide it up and like not make it
Speaker 1: as the full screen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, watch something small, do ten things at one time.
Speaker 3: That's pretty some houses like in basements that are windows,
Speaker 3: it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: TVs have gotten really cheap, though, haven't they.
Speaker 4: TV's like the stock market.
Speaker 3: Like when they come out, they're expensive for like a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks, and then they drop in about every
Speaker 3: six months.
Speaker 4: There's like a new line coming in.
Speaker 2: You fought me you were trying to put TVs in
Speaker 2: every room in my house, or at least the wiring.
Speaker 1: I said, don't. I don't need it.
Speaker 2: I go the future, we're not gonna need actual hardwired
Speaker 2: TVs And was I right you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is you're the first friend and client I
Speaker 3: know that carries a TV around into suitcase.
Speaker 4: Oh the lgs.
Speaker 2: By the way, I've seen that one pop up on
Speaker 2: some of these blogs lately, and it's more expensive when
Speaker 2: than the one I bought or when when it first
Speaker 2: came out. I got it like eight undred bucks a
Speaker 2: year ago. I love that thing. I mean, you haven't
Speaker 2: seen it yet, you'll like it. How many studs do
Speaker 2: you need to hit to her to be strong enough
Speaker 2: to hold one of these TV's up with these brackets?
Speaker 4: Just one once, they recommend too, but one stubtle.
Speaker 1: Do if you just hit one bolt, one stud that's
Speaker 1: strong enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's sometimes we do it with just
Speaker 3: with drywall, with just the regular anchors and stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because TV's gotten lightd.
Speaker 3: Like when plasma TV's first came out, they were like
Speaker 3: three hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh I had one of those old Sonys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I mean it's like I think Eddy's that
Speaker 4: Sony still hanging. No, that thing died. It was heavy.
Speaker 4: Just getting it off the mount was like, oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was a heavy TV.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, you know Danny Villa, Man, he still gets
Speaker 2: mad at you over the thinking that you hung a
Speaker 2: TV in his apartment crooked And this might have been
Speaker 2: twenty years ago, and he won't he won't let it go.
Speaker 2: He's still like, he's like, he ripped me off, man,
Speaker 2: that TV is crooked. What kind of budget are people
Speaker 2: putting in for Let's just start with a theater.
Speaker 3: So you know the glass sling glass ceiling for like
Speaker 3: a like a super super high in theater with like DCI,
Speaker 3: which is first run movies like that you have like
Speaker 3: in movie theaters right, like if you want to watch
Speaker 3: them day in.
Speaker 4: The day they come out.
Speaker 1: What people do this?
Speaker 4: This is this is people in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: There's an eclectic group of people in Hollywood who can't
Speaker 3: go to like movie theaters, right, stuff in their house.
Speaker 2: But just because they can't go to the theaters doesn't
Speaker 2: mean they can't wait fucking three weeks.
Speaker 4: But if you're an executive, you need to be watching
Speaker 4: stuff whatever.
Speaker 1: How much does that cost?
Speaker 4: Just just the entry.
Speaker 3: Level for that, just the equipment, just for that, not
Speaker 3: building out the room and stuff, is half a million
Speaker 3: dollars right, just for video equipment, the projector and all
Speaker 3: that type of stuff. Then once you put speakers and
Speaker 3: build the room out, you're usually about a million to
Speaker 3: a million five for their home. The home theater in
Speaker 3: somebody's house.
Speaker 2: Those are big numbers. Those are big numbers. My theater
Speaker 2: side that you that you build out.
Speaker 1: For me is as the fan on it is so
Speaker 1: loud on the projector, on the projector, it's because you
Speaker 1: have a laser projector right, Like there's like a laser
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 4: So that's it's cooling, it's cooling everything. I don't give
Speaker 4: it fuck it's loud. Well, you have a laser sitting
Speaker 4: over your head.
Speaker 2: So I'll tell you what the problem too. Is Like
Speaker 2: within six months you're like, well, yeah, that's you should
Speaker 2: replace that.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what I thought? You know, I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna have that forever.
Speaker 3: There's new tech like every year, right look at think
Speaker 3: about your phones and that type of stuff. If you're
Speaker 3: buying like top notch stuff now, you can kind of
Speaker 3: future proof yourself for about six eight years.
Speaker 1: You can future proof yourself for eight years.
Speaker 3: But if you take things that aren't as new and
Speaker 3: stuff like that, and you go like to the mid
Speaker 3: tier and that type of stuff. I mean, it's like
Speaker 3: every two years.
Speaker 2: What about security cameras? What do you what do you
Speaker 2: spend it on people's security systems.
Speaker 3: We're doing somebody's house right now that we're spending in malibuy,
Speaker 3: like a million dollars on security cameras.
Speaker 4: Just on the camera just throughout the house.
Speaker 1: Is that P Diddy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: All right, So you's been a million on camera.
Speaker 3: But the camera world has changed because like now everything
Speaker 3: has AI built into it.
Speaker 4: So the literally have like facial recondition software.
Speaker 3: Pull the guy in wearing a blue shirt like save
Speaker 3: people license plate readers, suspicious activity. You can like drop
Speaker 3: a bag like circle something in the camera and it'll
Speaker 3: like take you around the entire house every time.
Speaker 4: That like object was somewhere and build a story.
Speaker 3: Huh. It's not like a security guard really sitting behind
Speaker 3: a booth anymore. So if you need content, you can
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: Is it wasted money making your home a smart home?
Speaker 4: The answer to that for me and not because I
Speaker 4: want to sell you.
Speaker 3: The answer is no, because everything goes smart, right, Like
Speaker 3: look at the evolution of cell phones, look at the
Speaker 3: evolution of bluetooth speakers and everything you have. If you
Speaker 3: buy a standalone air conditioning unit, it has an.
Speaker 4: App that you can control from your phone.
Speaker 3: Right, so you're going to be able to control everything
Speaker 3: in your house. And if you have a larger home,
Speaker 3: just picture like, if you live in a twenty thousand
Speaker 3: square foot house, how long it would take you to
Speaker 3: turn off the lights? O.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that.
Speaker 2: I mean because I live in a tiny eight thousand
Speaker 2: square foot house. I just can't imagine twenty thousand thousand
Speaker 2: square fing Who would need such such riches?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I hate I hate almost everything, but I will admit you.
Speaker 2: You talk me into stuff, and then I say yes.
Speaker 2: I will say that when everything works the way it's
Speaker 2: supposed to, I love it. I couldn't agree with you more.
Speaker 2: It makes life easier using your phone, turn on all
Speaker 2: your dumb lights and turn stuff off.
Speaker 1: And what else?
Speaker 2: I like to be able to turn my jacuzzie on
Speaker 2: with a phone because it takes about thirty minutes to
Speaker 2: heat up, so you like to do it before you
Speaker 2: get home?
Speaker 1: What's the av budget?
Speaker 2: You're doing everything on a house, you know, the lighting,
Speaker 2: the cameras, the TV, the theater.
Speaker 1: Are you like, oh.
Speaker 2: We we're not a company that can do starting less
Speaker 2: than what I think.
Speaker 3: Our entry level jobs are around three hundred thousand dollars okay,
Speaker 3: and they go all the way up to about six
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now you you and your company. You have all my
Speaker 2: passwords to my cameras.
Speaker 3: Correct, h huh and WiFi and my wife and apple
Speaker 3: tude what keeps.
Speaker 1: And you have to you have to vouch for everyone
Speaker 1: that works for you. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something bad is going to happen.
Speaker 3: There's like a security protocol that everything sits underneath that
Speaker 3: anytime you log into these things, it makes a carbon
Speaker 3: footprint of who looked at it and how long, so
Speaker 3: we know when people are looking.
Speaker 2: How oftny you guys just watching me and my wife
Speaker 2: walking around making love in every room?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: You guys watch that? No?
Speaker 2: No, what's the most insane? I mean, like you're you're
Speaker 2: walking into people's homes and they're doing god knows what.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've seen some awful things or some exciting things.
Speaker 3: Being involved, like in the technology in the house, and
Speaker 3: you're pretty intimate with the family because of passwords and
Speaker 3: setting stuff up music and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, there's been times where like clients will get
Speaker 4: a divorce and it's.
Speaker 3: Like I don't they got to be locked out, Like
Speaker 3: I don't want so and so coming back and oh
Speaker 3: they got access on their phone, you got to turn
Speaker 3: their access off?
Speaker 4: Or like who's got access to the cameras?
Speaker 1: So you're doing that stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you.
Speaker 3: Know, sometimes I'm like have the you're calling me and
Speaker 3: work it out, like who like who gets me in
Speaker 3: the custody? You know, like who gets the house and
Speaker 3: who's allowed to see my kids are in that house?
Speaker 3: Like I got to see you know, I don't care
Speaker 3: that I'm not living there.
Speaker 4: You're logging people out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good stuff, that's fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the most common gate code people are using?
Speaker 3: Actually, the most common codes that people will use is
Speaker 3: their phone number.
Speaker 4: Or their address.
Speaker 1: What but password?
Speaker 4: Password?
Speaker 1: Use?
Speaker 4: It gets used a lot.
Speaker 1: About double O seven. You always have double oh seven
Speaker 1: in yours.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows my passwords?
Speaker 2: Well I shouldn't. Why do I know your password? Because
Speaker 2: a lot of me you set them up. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just try password double O seven. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: try one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, zero.
Speaker 2: If that doesn't work, try zero, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Speaker 4: Eight nine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, damn it, Where's the craziest place you've
Speaker 2: ever hidden installed a camera for a client? Let me
Speaker 2: think of See, I don't have any of my nanny
Speaker 2: cams on your system. They're all not Wi Fi because
Speaker 2: I'm just terrified of somebody hacking into it and or
Speaker 2: talking to my children. You ever seen those videos where
Speaker 2: like people hacking too those and then they start talking
Speaker 2: to the kids.
Speaker 3: Listen, And that's one thing everybody has to remember, Like
Speaker 3: anything that's on the Internet is hackable.
Speaker 2: What's the craziest place you've ever hid in a camera
Speaker 2: for a client?
Speaker 3: So not that I've put it in like at a
Speaker 3: specific location, but I've like anything weird that anybody's requested.
Speaker 3: But I did have this one client and like we
Speaker 3: put eighty cameras in the inside of his house.
Speaker 4: Like an only fans person.
Speaker 3: It's just like he was like and it was weird, okay,
Speaker 3: he and it was a big house and he was
Speaker 3: no no, no actor, no no nobody of that native.
Speaker 4: Business somebody with money business.
Speaker 3: It was money and like in California, in California, Uh, huh.
Speaker 3: Now he had like eighty cameras the inside of the house.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, big house. Yeah, he was the one person
Speaker 3: who lived there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like he was like spine on his staff,
Speaker 3: like like, oh, like I want to make sure they
Speaker 3: made that bed up in the guest bedroom that nobody
Speaker 3: sleeps in type of thing.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 3: It was just bizarre and the irenoid maybe, and he
Speaker 3: looked like motion like alarm sensors.
Speaker 2: He made us put in you work an Aspen a
Speaker 2: lot YEP. Airport's terrifying.
Speaker 4: It's flying, it's the it's the worst airport to get
Speaker 4: in it out of.
Speaker 1: Well it's not.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just scary because they have to drop
Speaker 2: into it and then then they have to take off
Speaker 2: like a rocket ship to get out of it.
Speaker 3: And if there's like wind, they did like twelve miles
Speaker 3: an hour, they won't do it.
Speaker 4: Do you? Like?
Speaker 2: The homes are the rich people in Aspen better or
Speaker 2: worse than the rich people in Malibu.
Speaker 3: They're the same people, just just their Aspen house or
Speaker 3: Balibu house, or their New York house or their Florida house.
Speaker 1: You know, Hey, you met your hero once, didn't you?
Speaker 4: Before he died?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So one of my cooler experiences I got to
Speaker 3: meet James Gandolfini. He called me to do some work
Speaker 3: and the first time I met him was like at
Speaker 3: his house in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4: I show up.
Speaker 3: He's got a full on opens a door, full on
Speaker 3: jumpsuit and he was like, yeah, I got this.
Speaker 4: I got this box in the garage. I want you
Speaker 4: to check out. It's got my two channel system love
Speaker 4: two channel high fi audio. So we go to his garage.
Speaker 4: Guy grabs a crowbar.
Speaker 3: It's in like like a wooden crate, and he's like
Speaker 3: prying open and like like cussing, like opens up and
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I'm in a garage tony soprano in
Speaker 3: a jumpsuit and he's got a crowbar in his hand,
Speaker 3: opened up a box like.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: That's pretty neat.
Speaker 4: And he died like a month later. It was literally,
Speaker 4: it was literally like in that timing of things.
Speaker 1: Do you think it had anything to do with the crowbar?
Speaker 4: No? No? Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely not neat?
Speaker 1: No, yes you do.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not stupid. There's no suchity as fucking ghost.
Speaker 1: What about the Holy ghost.
Speaker 4: You know you already know where I stand on that.
Speaker 2: No, oh, you don't believe in that. I thought I
Speaker 2: thought your Italian roots would would trump.
Speaker 4: That, which is ironic.
Speaker 1: But uh, let's talk Tahoe for a second. You came
Speaker 1: to visit me in Tahoe, you and your wife, and
Speaker 1: this was a long time ago, and your wife was
Speaker 1: was very pregnant with your firstborn son. Yep, Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: let you take over the story from there.
Speaker 4: So we're on vacation with you.
Speaker 3: And the snow conditions weren't that good that year.
Speaker 1: They were ship they.
Speaker 4: Were up, we were up there.
Speaker 1: It was like, and you're one of these people.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I gotta go snowboarding for here. And nobody
Speaker 4: wanted to.
Speaker 2: Go because it was shit, because it was it was
Speaker 2: an acy and there was no good snow.
Speaker 4: So I decided to go by myself. You went to
Speaker 4: north Star, went to Dorstar by myself.
Speaker 1: You rode the backside, which is all black diamonds.
Speaker 3: All black diamond and I ate shit and woke up
Speaker 3: four days later.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm with his extremely pregnant wife, and you
Speaker 2: know you're not supposed to ride alone. Everyone knows that
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to ski alone. You're supposed to snoboard alone.
Speaker 2: And he kept going like like let's go. I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's not in the cards, buddy. The snow is bad.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go ride on ice. It's not fun.
Speaker 2: So he goes alone because he's one of these guys.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it goes to Disney's, like, but
Speaker 2: we get there at ten o'clock and we leave at
Speaker 2: midnight or what.
Speaker 1: I gotta get every dollar's worth, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm in this house. We get a phone
Speaker 2: call and it's uh. It was like I was like,
Speaker 2: what in the world. And it was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know how they got my phone. Now I think, No, No,
Speaker 2: they were calling your wife because your wife was in
Speaker 2: the shower. I remember this, oh, because I remember the
Speaker 2: water pouring down her body when I gave her the
Speaker 2: good news that her husband was dead.
Speaker 1: No, but she was in the shower, that's right.
Speaker 2: So her phone kept ringing and I answered it because
Speaker 2: it had been a bit and I'm like, we haven't
Speaker 2: heard from John, and and it like said police department
Speaker 2: or hospital or something. So I answered it and They're like,
Speaker 2: there was an accident. John's in the hospital. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, wait a second, are you And I
Speaker 2: was like, is this hospital in Reno? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, which is always the irony if you get
Speaker 2: really hurt in beautiful Tahoe you wake up in Reno,
Speaker 2: and that's that's a bitter pill. I have to tell
Speaker 2: his wife, but I have to get her out of
Speaker 2: the shower, and like I went in there and I
Speaker 2: whipped open the shower and she's like, Daniel, no.
Speaker 4: And I said, We've got anyway.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Those details are blurry.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, there's an accident. We got to
Speaker 1: go to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Now, your wife is a nurse, so she's you know,
Speaker 2: she's not a panic.
Speaker 3: She was a little panic because they wouldn't give it
Speaker 3: any information until you guys got there.
Speaker 2: Right, you're in a coma for four days, by the way,
Speaker 2: when you when you woke up and you just saw
Speaker 2: all of us there.
Speaker 3: No, So when I woke up, the first person who
Speaker 3: I saw was my mom, yeah, which I'm like that
Speaker 3: didn't make sense to me, like, oh, this this isn't good,
Speaker 3: Like like oh, like she wasn't on vacation with us,
Speaker 3: Like I was like, and I remember like looking down
Speaker 3: at like my toes, my fa then falling kind of
Speaker 3: back asleep.
Speaker 4: But I was like, all right, this this is not good.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing your penis in the hospital. Oh ah, god,
Speaker 2: you're hairy. He's just a hairy man.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I remember it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you know what, you
Speaker 1: should always kind of trim up just in case, just engaging.
Speaker 4: Ever since that conversation, I've kept myself on another one.
Speaker 2: The ironic thing is you own a Saint Bernard, don't you.
Speaker 2: I do, A mountain dog that could save your life.
Speaker 2: I never even thought you fucked everyone's vacation up with
Speaker 2: your selfishness.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get airlifted like at a helicopter.
Speaker 1: I know you don't remember it.
Speaker 4: I don't know I remember it.
Speaker 1: She knows it was. They put you in a koma.
Speaker 2: You didn't put yourself into it because you were being
Speaker 2: so combative.
Speaker 4: I could I couldn't remember anything.
Speaker 1: Well, that that was the story they gave us.
Speaker 4: Did you think of that moment though, that I was
Speaker 4: going to raise your son? Yeah? Did that? Did it
Speaker 4: ever flash through your mind?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I mean I certainly wasn't gonna let your brother do it.
Speaker 2: Imagine how much better your son's life would have been
Speaker 2: had I been his father.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think about that? He got so close? Oh,
Speaker 1: you got so close.
Speaker 2: We partnered in on something, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: you got to move to Malibu, and you're like fine,
Speaker 2: and you moved to Malibu, and now you're like, just
Speaker 2: you're the president of the little league in Malibu. Your
Speaker 2: your friends with Iron Man and his whole family. Like,
Speaker 2: what a what a different direction your life took, because
Speaker 2: because when I first met you, you just lived under
Speaker 2: the airport.
Speaker 1: What was that Where was that house?
Speaker 4: West Chester?
Speaker 1: West Chester?
Speaker 3: Yeah, those were fun nights when I'd be sleeping and
Speaker 3: you'd be coming back from the comedy club and knock
Speaker 3: on my window at like two am, and I'd answer
Speaker 3: the door and you'd throw like dog shit off the lawn,
Speaker 3: like in a bag.
Speaker 1: In a bag, Yeah, I picked up after your dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd like throw it at me or my wife
Speaker 4: or she was my girl.
Speaker 2: By the way, your wife that you married was you
Speaker 2: had a crush on her high school, but she didn't
Speaker 2: like you at all.
Speaker 1: Is that correct?
Speaker 3: She either had a boyfriend or I had a girlfriend,
Speaker 3: so we did date in high school.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't interested in you.
Speaker 4: I don't know, still to be determined if she's interested
Speaker 4: in me now still so all right.
Speaker 1: But then you guys ended up getting together.
Speaker 2: And when I met you, guys were a couple and
Speaker 2: there was a it was how long did you guys
Speaker 2: have that separation?
Speaker 1: Boy? That year? Was that? Two years?
Speaker 4: How about a year or two? Oh?
Speaker 2: We call those the good times. I had to pick sides.
Speaker 2: Your friends break up and you have to. So I
Speaker 2: saw did with her because she had more girlfriends. John
Speaker 2: I would hang out occasionally. But then you guys got
Speaker 2: back together. Then you got married, and now you have
Speaker 2: three beautiful children. Yep, one of them gotch a bitch,
Speaker 2: but they're all beautiful. But one of them, good god.
Speaker 2: She I don't want to tip who it is. Today
Speaker 2: is you know, today's my anniversary?
Speaker 4: H huh No, yeah, congratulation. How eight years? Eight years?
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm gonna tell you this, honestly,
Speaker 2: you know, you know about the seven year itch. The
Speaker 2: seven year itch is like that's where people say, like,
Speaker 2: that's about the time that you want to cheat on
Speaker 2: your significant other. The seven year itch not as bad
Speaker 2: as the eight year itch. Oh, the eight the eight
Speaker 2: year itch is strong, got a scratch. What's the biggest
Speaker 2: lie you've ever told?
Speaker 1: Heather? Preferably something she still doesn't know about.
Speaker 4: Oh, do you want to answer this?
Speaker 1: Don't answer psychopathy. You're gonna get yourself into so much trouble.
Speaker 1: Do you ever banged one of your customers? Don't answer
Speaker 1: true or false. I've had anal with your mother in law.
Speaker 2: I've known I've known John for twenty some odd years whatever,
Speaker 2: and for some reason, I've always just made this joke
Speaker 2: about his wife. At the time, I think at the
Speaker 2: beginning of the joke it was just his girlfriend about
Speaker 2: uh oh. I'd always hook him. It was kind of
Speaker 2: a d's Nuts joke. I'd beg hey, John, I'd see him.
Speaker 2: I go, hey, John, what's going on? He said nothing.
Speaker 2: I go, Man, you won't believe this. He's like what,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I just finished having anal with your
Speaker 2: mother in law. And it was just one of those
Speaker 2: things that I would do for years and years and years.
Speaker 4: The sad part is how many times I fell for it.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: I literally would fall for it all the time. And
Speaker 3: then when you would look at me and go, Bonnie.
Speaker 1: Oh, Bonnie, Bonnie, Oh, good old Bonnie. The thing is
Speaker 1: I want I'm gonna say it now. I never actually
Speaker 1: had anal with her.
Speaker 2: I remember when you moved in next to me, and
Speaker 2: my gardeners came over to do your yard, and you
Speaker 2: like haggled with them for so long, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: just fucking pay them, and You're like, no, no, I
Speaker 2: have to let them know that I'm not like a
Speaker 2: real Malibu person, like I'm a I'm a working class person.
Speaker 2: It just lives out here. I'm like, God, damn it,
Speaker 2: fucking John, They're gonna fucking do a shitty job on
Speaker 2: my house now.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you fired them, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then I found somebody to work for my prices,
Speaker 3: and then they didn't do anything and I ended up
Speaker 3: doing half of it myself.
Speaker 2: Then my pool guys are coming over and cleaning your
Speaker 2: jacuzzie and you're like, You're like, one day you just said, hey,
Speaker 2: can you just teach me how to do it so
Speaker 2: I don't have to pay you?
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, sure, I'll teach you how to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, funny he did, and he was like he's like
Speaker 3: usually I come in your backyard and play with your
Speaker 3: dog for about ten minutes, and then I just sprinkle
Speaker 3: of this out of here and I'm out of here.
Speaker 4: It's pretty easy, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like, I see, I like it because I
Speaker 1: like the company.
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 1: I like all these people that know my gate codes.
Speaker 2: I have a separate gate codes for staff and then
Speaker 2: gate codes it's my personal one. But I've forgotten my
Speaker 2: personal ones if I only use the one that I know. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: you're also the president of the Malibu Little League.
Speaker 4: That I am. Why apparently, I like Apparently like a
Speaker 4: lot of drama.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just nonsense. To deal with those people,
Speaker 1: It's it's insane.
Speaker 4: I listen. I like the kids, and I like the sports.
Speaker 1: But did you play baseball growing up?
Speaker 3: Nope, which is even funnier. Uh No, I did play baseball,
Speaker 3: but Gianni liked it. Next thing I know, I'm the
Speaker 3: president and now I take parents phone calls at night
Speaker 3: about everything.
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta give you some gifts. Anybody comes
Speaker 2: to my show, they get gifts, and I already know
Speaker 2: that you're my size. So here these are some Italian sneakers.
Speaker 2: They got the Italian flag on them. Oh, you'll like them.
Speaker 2: They're they're real Italian.
Speaker 1: You like those?
Speaker 4: You and I have been. You've been giving me shoes
Speaker 4: for years, but never with it Italian.
Speaker 1: Look at this jumpsuit.
Speaker 2: Now, this jumpsuit right here has only been worn in
Speaker 2: one scene of the new episode TV show I shot
Speaker 2: called the Goat and and and it's been dry clean professionally.
Speaker 2: But I think you're the only one I know that
Speaker 2: will wear something that fucking hideous.
Speaker 1: These are Italian?
Speaker 4: Are the slippers? No?
Speaker 1: The shoes?
Speaker 4: Oh those are cool? Yeah, I know you're you know
Speaker 4: all we're all this shit. This is so.
Speaker 1: These are hideous, but they've never been worn, They've never
Speaker 1: been been on my feet. But you you like ugly shit?
Speaker 4: Are these these are kyriees?
Speaker 1: I don't know, is that what they are?
Speaker 4: Yeah? These are kyries.
Speaker 1: Why do you say kyrie like that? You don't to
Speaker 1: say kyrie, Kyrie?
Speaker 4: Kyrie?
Speaker 1: Give this off my fucking table.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that stupid globe in Vegas?
Speaker 2: Does that blow your mind to It's it's like that's
Speaker 2: like the you're heaven. Oh, it's it's everything.
Speaker 3: That's five billion dollars worth of technology, like the most
Speaker 3: trans sending experience you can have for like.
Speaker 4: Did you go there? I haven't gone yet?
Speaker 1: Oh, what the fuck's wrong with you? That's your thing?
Speaker 3: Well, because you two has been playing there, I'm a
Speaker 3: huge fan. I was like, I want to see who's
Speaker 3: going to play next?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who would you like to see there? Bruce Springsteen?
Speaker 4: Who would you want to like?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like what's your music? I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what music. You listen to? Hip hop?
Speaker 4: Sports hip hop?
Speaker 1: You're listening to sports.
Speaker 2: But let's talk about your sports because you're a bullshit
Speaker 2: sports person.
Speaker 4: I'm an LA guy. Yeah, I'm from l A, a
Speaker 4: true LA fan.
Speaker 2: Yet you used to say you were a die hard
Speaker 2: forty nine Ers fan when we had no team.
Speaker 4: No, you had a team.
Speaker 1: You had the Raiders and you had the Rams in
Speaker 1: your lifetime.
Speaker 4: I never knew you when the Raiders and Rams were here.
Speaker 2: I don't care if you knew me. You you like
Speaker 2: the forty nine ers because you were a front running kid.
Speaker 4: Because I like Joe Montana, Jerry Rice.
Speaker 1: All right, we all did, but we didn't.
Speaker 4: You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't call them your team.
Speaker 2: So you called them your team and then once La
Speaker 2: Rams started getting good, You're like, I'm a Rams fan,
Speaker 2: and now that the Chargers are kind of hot, You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm not a.
Speaker 4: Charge I'm a Rams fan, a Dodger fan, and a
Speaker 4: Laker fan.
Speaker 1: You're a dieard Lakers fan.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 4: I've had many Kobe arguments over the years.
Speaker 1: Sure, who's the greatest Laker of all time?
Speaker 4: Kobe Bryant?
Speaker 1: No, it's Lebron James. How is Lebron James not the
Speaker 1: greatest Laker?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying that that this this particular
Speaker 2: moment of his career, but is Lebron James not universally
Speaker 2: considered a better basketball player overall than Kobe Bryant? Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: and they're both they were both Lakers, so that therefore
Speaker 2: that means.
Speaker 3: What did Lebron do for the franchise? What did Kobe do?
Speaker 3: Kobe win five championships. He wanted champion Lakers.
Speaker 2: He wanted Lakers championship. That point, that bullshit bubble thing, Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: We'll take it.
Speaker 1: You guys have aston a parade for that dumb bubble year.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't let to leave our houses. And you think
Speaker 1: Kobe's better than Magic and kareem growing up.
Speaker 3: Like I've watched Magic, loved Magic, but like the journey
Speaker 3: Kobe took us on the journey, Kobe would fucking Kobe
Speaker 3: died like I've never I've never cried that much over
Speaker 3: a grown man.
Speaker 4: I never met my life, and I wouldn't have felt
Speaker 4: the same way against Magic.
Speaker 2: You know where I was when Kobe Bryant died. It
Speaker 2: was the craziest thing. I was surfing in Fiji. I
Speaker 2: was in the middle of the ocean. A boat had
Speaker 2: taken me and this Pete was with me. He was
Speaker 2: on the boat getting seasick, puking like a fucking idiot,
Speaker 2: and I'm surfing and Millia. We get back to the
Speaker 2: boat and that's how big of a news was. These
Speaker 2: guys that didn't speak English, you know, Boulah, Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 2: They just rove the radio. Kobe Bryant died and I'm
Speaker 2: like and I'm like, oh, he's played basketball. They didn't
Speaker 2: even know who he was, but it was it just spread,
Speaker 2: but it came to our boat.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: In the middle of the ocean in Fiji.
Speaker 4: I actually that morning Giohnny got invited to a birthday party.
Speaker 4: M I drove over the hill. So I drove through
Speaker 4: that fog over Canaan.
Speaker 2: You're you're a liar and have revisionist history. It probably
Speaker 2: was like three days later and you're just retelling the
Speaker 2: story his birthday.
Speaker 3: I remember the fall, No, I remember, because I'm there.
Speaker 3: Heather text calls me and she's crying. She's like, Kobe died,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what are you talking about? COVID She's
Speaker 3: like a helicopter crash. And I looked it up and
Speaker 3: it was like three miles from where I was.
Speaker 4: We were in Calabastle. I fucking drove over there.
Speaker 1: That's how I fed up.
Speaker 4: I like drove over there.
Speaker 3: Was sitting there with all this traffic, with a bunch
Speaker 3: of people looking like zombies, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: What were you going to do?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just had my son with me,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 1: You brought your son down, help Kobe.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was like I was in such shocked, man, Like.
Speaker 2: That's fucking the worst parenting I've fucking I ever heard
Speaker 2: of my life. Hey, there's a there's dead people over here.
Speaker 2: Let's let's go check it out. Do you recommend living
Speaker 2: next door to a comedian prone to tomfoolery.
Speaker 3: Only if you want to be fucked with your entire life, right, Like,
Speaker 3: how many times did you like hit in my garage
Speaker 3: and like I just like walk in the middle of
Speaker 3: the day to like it wasn't like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 3: to work, you'd like be in there and be like
Speaker 3: and make me ship my pants almost or something.
Speaker 1: Or I do enjoy scaring people.
Speaker 4: It's always been my.
Speaker 3: Thing, A good healthy scare. You'd always get me on.
Speaker 3: There was a time where like I was like walking
Speaker 3: out of my house, would you scare me? Like I
Speaker 3: think I've dropped my brand new iPhone on the ground.
Speaker 3: Like the funni thing though, is like think about like
Speaker 3: how you worre with my kids when they were younger,
Speaker 3: before you had kids, Like you.
Speaker 1: Would come over and giotny be like, well you're just
Speaker 1: not next to you. That would still be going on
Speaker 1: right now, You're you won't finish construction.
Speaker 3: You'd like walk in and be like, oh, do you
Speaker 3: eat dessert? Like I'm gonna eat the rest of your
Speaker 3: brownie and they'd be like we had we had explained
Speaker 3: to the kids that like you were like a character,
Speaker 3: Like oh, it's like the cat the Hat's coming over.
Speaker 3: It's Daniel, our neighbor. He's like, cat, like, he's I
Speaker 3: know good one time?
Speaker 2: I well, yes, But so once you started, you guys
Speaker 2: started calling me. The kids started calling me cat and
Speaker 2: the hat. I I came over to your house one
Speaker 2: time and I had put a piece of cake on
Speaker 2: my head and I had a hat over it, and
Speaker 2: then I just sat down. I took my hat off,
Speaker 2: and then I just started eating cake. And they were
Speaker 2: they thought it was the greatest thing they'd ever seen.
Speaker 4: In their lives.
Speaker 1: They're like, this guy is this guy is amazing. He's
Speaker 1: got cake on his head.
Speaker 4: But that's mostly just because you love dessert. I have
Speaker 4: a sweet tooth and my family knows it. Like what
Speaker 4: Heather they the other night, I don't know. It was
Speaker 4: late at night.
Speaker 1: I get a text from your wife, just beautiful tit shot.
Speaker 4: No, shouldn't send those to me anymore?
Speaker 1: No, she did.
Speaker 2: She doesn't send them to me. She says, hey, have
Speaker 2: you had dessert yet? And I'm like, oh, it's the
Speaker 2: best text in the world. And I'm like I'm like yes,
Speaker 2: but that doesn't mean anything. Uh, And she's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm coming over. So she comes over and she had
Speaker 2: made a new pudding chocolate cake. And rarely, rarely do
Speaker 2: I like other people's you know, idea of what they
Speaker 2: think is a good dessert. But that was heaven.
Speaker 4: She knew it was just enough undercooked. Oh yeah, it
Speaker 4: would be all about it.
Speaker 1: I was good. The problem was and I'm going now
Speaker 1: to complain.
Speaker 2: She brought a cart and of ice cream with it,
Speaker 2: and then my wife goes, oh, we'll just take just
Speaker 2: like we don't need your whole cart, and just my
Speaker 2: wife just like scooped like one small bowl full of
Speaker 2: ice cream, and I'm like, what the fuck are we now?
Speaker 2: The next two days I still had this whole cake
Speaker 2: and I had a like I had no ice cream,
Speaker 2: but that.
Speaker 4: Wasn't not only was that not your second desert the day?
Speaker 4: Did you have dessert at lunch? Well?
Speaker 1: I have dessert after each meal.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's why you shit your pants so much? Like?
Speaker 3: I remember when I was moving to Balbu and you
Speaker 3: were like, all right, so like here's the things you
Speaker 3: need to know, like this is where you go eat,
Speaker 3: and then you were like, and when you're at p
Speaker 3: H if you got to.
Speaker 4: Go to the bathroom. All the porta potties are on
Speaker 4: the ocean side.
Speaker 2: Whether they're on the ocean side, every every almost every
Speaker 2: half mile you can get a port man. That one
Speaker 2: near Winding Trail, which is on the other side, happened
Speaker 2: to me. Thank god it was opened at this hour
Speaker 2: one night, because I barely got inside of their before
Speaker 2: all hell broke loose and.
Speaker 4: I was sitting there, like, why you tell me all
Speaker 4: the bathroom just in case you catch here. I'm like
Speaker 4: most of us don't shit our pants. I'm like you
Speaker 4: and like my father in law. The only two people
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: Your father laws shit his pants at You're at your
Speaker 1: not a wedding.
Speaker 4: It was that end Cabo in Cabo.
Speaker 3: At Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, he shits his pants at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: It's the best. It was the best Thanksgiving ever.
Speaker 2: Speaking of alt right, I have to bring this up
Speaker 2: because I get a lot of grief on my show
Speaker 2: because people always because I'm such a disgusting democrat loose.
Speaker 1: But but people need to know that I hang out
Speaker 1: with all walks of life.
Speaker 2: Now you I consider you all right, not just because
Speaker 2: of your haircut, but because you stormed the Castle of
Speaker 2: January sixth, did you not yes or no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, you met.
Speaker 2: There was a time that you liked the Santez, which
Speaker 2: I thought almost made me want to stab you in
Speaker 2: the throat, but I didn't. I turned turned to blind eye.
Speaker 2: Look at this two people from He's from California, I'm
Speaker 2: from Florida. And boy, politically, politically, you and I do
Speaker 2: not see.
Speaker 1: Eye to eye.
Speaker 4: We flip flopped.
Speaker 2: I call everyone, all right now if they don't believe
Speaker 2: in everything I believe in. You drive a Tesla, which
Speaker 2: is an alt right vehicle now and you have Florida plates?
Speaker 1: Fucked you up? Florida plates.
Speaker 4: It's a company car for Florida based the companies we
Speaker 4: have offices from.
Speaker 1: The Just was that car ever in Florida?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That that car came from Florida. You drove a
Speaker 4: Tesla across They shipped it out, and they.
Speaker 1: Shipped it all right. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: why does my neighbor have a Tesla with Florida plates
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I have never understood that. What is Lebron
Speaker 2: James's address?
Speaker 4: No college?
Speaker 2: Do you have more athletes or entertainment like like film,
Speaker 2: television stars? Where is athletes. More your bread and butter.
Speaker 3: Here in LA mostly entertainment, mostly entertainment, mostly entertainment with
Speaker 3: some athletes, but then sprinkled across the country more athletes
Speaker 3: than entertainment.
Speaker 1: Any any politicians?
Speaker 4: Now, did work for who's the vice president?
Speaker 1: Who's the vice president? Kamala?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I didn't work for her, but her neighbor's
Speaker 3: house next door. So anytime she's in like there's a
Speaker 3: whole like barricade you have to get through when you
Speaker 3: go to that up that street in Brentwood, I'll say
Speaker 3: where she lives.
Speaker 1: She lives in Brentwood. Jesus, right, fucking alt right.
Speaker 2: This is the al right shit, This is the all
Speaker 2: right shit I have to deal with. I'm gonna put
Speaker 2: your father on blast for his stolen valor. Well, John,
Speaker 2: I'm sure Heather will be very upset with me when
Speaker 2: this airs. But thank you for being on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you, eybody?
Speaker 2: All right, Pasha, I want to thank John for being
Speaker 2: on the podcast Fight a Nickel for every time something
Speaker 2: went wrong with my av system and he quickly got
Speaker 2: there to fix it. I would have a Nickel check
Speaker 2: this out. I got an email randomly from someone that
Speaker 2: worked at north Star, the ski resort where John had
Speaker 2: his accident. They randomly wrote to us. They said, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is Russ. I'm enjoying the podcast. Interesting and funny
Speaker 2: as hell. Don't change a thing, Okay, we won't. I
Speaker 2: do have an amusing toss story about twelve thirteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Tosh was in Tahoe for a show. I was living there,
Speaker 2: but whatever, I did have a show. Had a group
Speaker 2: of friends right in Northstar. One of them completely wrecked himself.
Speaker 2: I was one of the ski patrol supervisors working there.
Speaker 2: He ended up we ended up flying his buddy off
Speaker 2: the hill and a Metovac helicopter oh Man. Later that day,
Speaker 2: in the next our ski patrol dispatcher asked me to
Speaker 2: talk to someone on the phone wanting to know the
Speaker 2: details of the crash anyway. The person said they were
Speaker 2: Tosh's agent or manager or something, want to know what happened.
Speaker 2: Indicated that Daniel wants to know so that he could
Speaker 2: make fun of his friend. That doesn't sound right at all,
Speaker 2: but maybe it caused me great displeasure to tell them
Speaker 2: I could not do to hippo laws and north Star's policy.
Speaker 2: He was sure that I was going to use the
Speaker 2: details to make fun of him in one of my
Speaker 2: South Lake shows. Anyway, he said, whoever it was, they
Speaker 2: were relentless, called like three times, that is truly relentless.
Speaker 2: And he goes, anyways, hope the friend recovered fully. Eh,
Speaker 2: that's nice. I mean, I guess he did. I mean,
Speaker 2: who knows. I don't know if it's I don't I
Speaker 2: didn't know him well enough to know that if his
Speaker 2: personality was slightly altered.
Speaker 1: You like that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: What's that? This is my new pen.
Speaker 2: This is from the Boulevard penthouses at where is it?
Speaker 2: Where we where do we work? The Cosmopolitan? I stole
Speaker 2: one of your pins already, Cosmo. Come check me out
Speaker 2: in Vegas and uh, maybe I'll give you my pen.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I got another show's coming up. You know we're gonna
Speaker 2: be in New Orleans, Carl, do you know about that?
Speaker 2: You love New Orleans, don't you? You just love the
Speaker 2: rich culture?
Speaker 1: What else do we have?
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna be in Hawaii, in Maui and Honolulu.
Speaker 2: That'll be fun. Come spend your Thanksgiving with us. I
Speaker 2: won't be bringing Carl, because I'm pretty sure Hawaii still
Speaker 2: has too many loopholes to jump through to bring the dogs,
Speaker 2: so I just leave them home. They're happier anyway. I'm
Speaker 2: ahallow for your patience. What else Boyswearpink dot Com and
Speaker 2: the Goat wrapping that season up. Can't wait to have
Speaker 2: exciting news about the Goat too.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if you got excited too.
Speaker 1: I have no idea if they're picking the show up. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We got a bedtime story. Let me tell you this too.
Speaker 2: My son this week just on a tangent, just constantly,
Speaker 2: and then he knows he has to go to sleep
Speaker 2: when the story is done. So he's like a bad
Speaker 2: improv troop, Yes, anding me to death. But it's just
Speaker 2: and then and then you think it's over right, Carl,
Speaker 2: he needs be groomed. What's going on in your world?
Speaker 3: Carl?
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell people about that dead rat? Y?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was like where I was like, oh, I gotta
Speaker 2: go pick up this dead rat that's gone. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: see you next week.
Speaker 5: Once upon a time, in a so so way the
Speaker 5: woods with these raidal mouth checkers, and then and then
Speaker 5: and then every day the baby would go out, a big, big,
Speaker 5: big bear would taste up to him, and yeah, I
Speaker 5: told you it was similar, and and and and every
Speaker 5: day you would say do you want to race?
Speaker 1: And then and then and then they race it, and
Speaker 1: then the bear and then.
Speaker 5: The baby, Oh it's a baby. And then the baby won,
Speaker 5: and then everybody killed them. They went back home, they
Speaker 5: had the dan dinner and then in the mooning and
Speaker 5: then and then and then the bear said, it been
Speaker 5: a long time, did you want to ray? And then
Speaker 5: and then they and then they races, and then and
Speaker 5: then and then and then and then the bell and
Speaker 5: then the bear tricked and sell and then and then
Speaker 5: the baby won, and then there was so much house
Speaker 5: and and then and then someone had knocked it on
Speaker 5: the door and then opened the door and it was
Speaker 5: a big, big bad wolves and then he lays and
Speaker 5: jizy and then he told us a book, this book
Speaker 5: bottle bundle Mollo and he then big girl and he's
Speaker 5: to eat people. And then but what people who fools
Speaker 5: in the zo buns? And then the bullier boy and
Speaker 5: they got little boy. They got a little baby cool
Speaker 5: man's and then they laugh and laugh and they were
Speaker 5: a boy and there was a big cheetah and a
Speaker 5: leopard corn. Then they said with their.
Speaker 1: Pigture, with their big I like guys. Yeah, they all
Speaker 1: fry and laugh and laughed.
Speaker 5: And then the rose and everyone and then they still
Speaker 5: laughed when he was him, can tell me? And then
Speaker 5: the gender bread mantain and it came, and then and
Speaker 5: then and then the candy man came, and then the
Speaker 5: gender and then and then and then and then the
Speaker 5: baby came and they and they ate the candy man
Speaker 5: and then and then locker come, and then the body
Speaker 5: and in the parkway what.
Speaker 4: I just want to go to.
Speaker 1: Bed, but different.
Speaker 5: So you need to be love.
Speaker 1: This story is so long. It's the longest story I've
Speaker 1: ever heard.
Speaker 5: It be shot sometimes, but I want.
Speaker 3: It to be love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that story is so long.
Speaker 5: And then it says seasand a nine D and okay,