WEBVTT - Doug Benson Is a Ghost Ally 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.680 What's that at the spooky Hey, Judy, I'm pretty sure 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:18.000 it's dead. He's coming this way. Wait a minute, said 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:32.479 nandas Pase. Hey boo, it's me Roz and welcome to 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:37.479 Ghosted by ros Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:42.400 people that I like about the paranormal. Oh my god, 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:48.839 Doug Benson is on the show. One of my favorite comedians. Truly, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.360 he kills me. We'll get to that in a moment, 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:56.240 but before that, Oh my god, I got an email 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:05.000 from Rachel. Rachel says Rosie, gorgeous, goooul you Rachel. I 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.680 grew up in the Bay Area and was so excited 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.199 to hear you talk about the Haunted Toys r US. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.959 Oh my god. If you don't know what we're talking about, 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:19.160 go back listen to the recent episode with rosebud Baker 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.360 where we talk about the Haunted Toys r US that 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:27.039 has turned into an RAI. Okay, back to Rachel. In 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:31.440 the mid nineties, when I was a small creepy child, 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.160 my mom and I tried to visit all the places 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:38.959 listed in the Haunted Houses of California book that I 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:44.120 got at the Winchester Mystery House gift shop. Oh my God, 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.760 if you've never been, where is that San Jose up 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:51.920 north in California? Best gift shop ever? And in that 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:56.600 book was the Sunny Veil Toys r Us. I remember 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:01.160 asking the cashier at Toys r Us if she thought 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:05.000 that the store was haunted, and she turned pale. She 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:09.079 dropped her voice and asked us seriously if we were 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.400 from the X Files. I was eight years old and 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:17.400 not a fictional FBI agent. For the record, Eventually we 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:21.000 found a janitor at the toys arrest who was willing 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:26.200 to talk or looking for an excuse to stop mopping. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:32.680 He solemnly nodded his head and gestured down another aisle. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:38.840 The janitor said, he's there. Now. When you walk through, 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.800 every hair on the back of your arms will stand straight. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:48.320 But if I leave him alone and he leaves me alone, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:53.480 that's that. Of course, I go back down that aisle, 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:57.520 and sure enough, there's a cold spot, and every hair 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:02.600 on the back of my arm stand straight up. It's 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:08.200 proven haunted. Clink the ghost gabbl ras. Oh, I got 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:14.359 it right here. You're great and a delight. My wife 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.160 and I were just watching the Netflix documentary Outstanding. Oh 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:22.040 I'm in that and you saw me. Oh, this is 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.600 so nice in here. Oh, I can't wait to see you. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:28.320 Are you gonna come to the Twin Cities anytime soon? Hey, 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.360 funny you say that, Rachel. I actually am. I'm gonna 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:37.640 be in Minneapolis in May. All those dates are on 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.640 my Instagram. I am going to so many cities, not 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.560 talking about ghosts, though I bet ghosts will probably come up, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.600 but you know, basically just talking about silly gay stuff. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:52.440 But Alice, you come on down too. It's for gay 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:57.320 people and allies and it's just silly, not for children. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.920 And yeah, I'm doing all these cities in May, July, 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:05.760 and August. Look at the dates on my Instagram at 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.440 roz Hernandez. Oh. Another place that you can look is 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:14.880 a new little web page I've started called Roshernandez tour 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:22.159 dot Com. Okay, here we go, Doug Benson. Time on 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:33.560 with the show, Doug Benson. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.960 Yes, hi present. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.960 I'm obsessed with your ghost where. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.880 It's you know something I didn't have to like pull 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.600 this out of the back of the closet to come 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:52.520 beyond ghosted. I really wear this stuff with some frequency. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.080 I also have a hoodie sweater that's got the ghost 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.200 A nice white ghost right in the center, and I 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:01.320 almost wore that, and I would have been too warm. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.839 What's the company Ghostly Goods. Ghostly Goods. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.279 Yeah, and they are a fledgling cannabis company in Florida 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:13.839 where they won't legalize it. So in the meantime, he's 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.400 making cool apparel for his company that can't really move 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.200 forward until Florida gets their act together. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.200 You don't smoke weed, dude. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.240 I do all kinds of I bibe it in many ways, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.280 but yes, smoking is one of them, but. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.719 It's not it's not legal in Florida. So how do 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.719 you how do people so people? That means people don't 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.479 do it in Florida. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.920 No, they just do it anyway. It's crazy, Like it's 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:43.680 wild the places that you think about, Like I was 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:47.920 just reading today about how Pennsylvania won't legalize but all 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.680 the states around them have so like if you're living 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.599 in Philadelphia, you just go to New Jersey to get 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.039 your weed and then come back. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:06:00.480 And so old school at this point. Yeah, living in 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.800 LA it's like people are just smoking weed everywhere. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:07.160 Yeah, and you know in both markets seem to be working. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.039 You know, like there's stores that are seem to be 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.919 making money, but people still have their other ways to 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:17.360 get it, you know, because the stores are expensive, right right, 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:18.520 very pricey. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:22.159 You kind of look like you're in like a paranormal 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.360 investigation group when you first showed up. That's what I loved. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.800 I should have been I should have some sort of 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.720 like device, some sort of detecting device. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:36.080 Because for anyone not watching you're you have a hat 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:40.800 with a ghost on and a jacket with a ghost It. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:45.960 Do look like I work for like a ghost exterminator company. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.880 Have you ever experienced a ghost? 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.560 I have not, to the best of my recollection. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.040 Do you believe in it? 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.800 It may have happened to me where I was blackout 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.760 drunk one time or two, but I do believe in 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.760 go because, first of all, there's no reason to not 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.960 believe in ghosts that I can think of, because some 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:12.360 people have seen them, and everything around us to me 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.400 is a strange miracle that like, why are there? Why 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.960 are there? People say, how could there be ghosts? They say, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.040 how can there be people? How'd that happen? 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.800 Okay, I mean. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.720 Then there should also potentially be ghosts, but I've never 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:30.440 personally experienced it. And whenever you know this doesn't happen 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.800 a lot. But whatever. I'm somewhere there where somebody says, 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.920 don't stay at that hotel it's haunted, don't go in 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.800 that bar, it's haunted. Whenever people call things haunted, I 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:41.080 just that's where you know, I'm gonna go check it out. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:45.400 But you know, oftentimes like during business hours, so it's 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.960 like by the light of day. So what's gonna happen? 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.640 What's a what's the place you've been that's you know, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.800 like the Driscoll Hotel in Austin. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.240 They won't stop about how haunted that thing is, you know, 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.880 all the people that like that sort of thing, and uh, 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.200 you know, and I've been into the bar there. I 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.240 haven't I haven't stayed in a room there. But every 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.000 time I go to south By Southwest, somebody that's staying 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.000 in that hotel will be like, yeah, there was a 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:15.520 weird there's weird bumping, right, you know, I heard noises, right, 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.200 And I'm like, you've stayed at hotels where you don't 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:19.440 hear noises. I know. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:22.920 That that is when I need to check out. Thanks 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:28.200 for reminding me of that, because I'm really into going 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.520 to hotels that are haunted. I don't like to sleep 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.960 at them. If you tell me it's haunted, there's no 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:36.040 way amual sleep. But I like to go poke my 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.520 head around. Sure, I get a little nosy. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.520 Yeah, And they're probably an older hotel, so you don't 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.000 have to have a key to go up in the 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.720 elevator and stuff, so you could just go walk the halls. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.320 So okay, what about I want to know your thoughts 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.840 about other things. Okay, like UFOs. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:58.520 Again, never experienced one, but certainly not against the idea. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:04.360 Not I'm not scarrett of aliens because in my experience, 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:09.319 they've had plenty of time to really make a show 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.200 of it, like to really do something big and bad, right, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.160 and it hasn't happened, So I can't put too much 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.559 concern into it. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.400 Right, And that's the thing. At this point, it's like 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:25.400 I feel like so much crazy shit happens. That is 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.960 so I mean, I never would have thought that the 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.680 world would have closed down because of a disease the 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:34.120 way it did with COVID, Like who knows what will 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.520 ever happen. So if a UFO came down, I feel 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.920 like we'd all be like if you would have done 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.640 this twenty years ago, we would have really given you 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:46.880 the reaction you want. But right now we're just like, okay, great, yeah. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.640 Now there's other TV programs we'd rather watch. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:58.120 Yeah, exactly. Are you a psychedelic person? Interesting? 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:03.120 Never never mess with any I'm quite other than alcohol 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:08.000 and uh weed, I'm pretty straight, you know straight? You know, No, 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:12.760 I haven't. I haven't even tried most of the drugs. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.680 And I only like one time I got to find 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:21.880 out how momentarily awesome morphine can be because I went, 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.800 you know, because it was in the hospital with a 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:25.320 kidney stone, and they gave me. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.360 Oh uh. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.040 That was pretty I mean, I'm not hooked on it 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:32.920 or anything, but I could see the appeal. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:39.319 Yeah, oh I got a kidney stone. But we talk 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:44.440 often on this show about psychedelics, people doing psychedelics and they, 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.800 you know, the things that they report seeing. Is that 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:53.360 just drugs or is there something to it a little supernatural? 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.760 I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But I was 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:02.520 thinking that between ghosts and UFOs when somebody said, if 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.400 someone said to me I saw a ghost, I just 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.480 pretty much believe that they saw a ghost. But with 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.800 a UFO, you immediately go, are you sure it wasn't 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.640 a frisbee or a or you know, or just a 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:17.719 regular plane or helicopter or you know, you know what 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.600 I mean. There's so many plausible explanations for when people 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.000 think they see a UFO, right, but when they see it, 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:26.520 when they say they saw a ghosts is there a 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.439 strong breeze, like you know what. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.320 The very pale person that's not a ghost? 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.520 Yeah, because a breeze in and of itself could be 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.120 seem like a ghost if it like. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:39.560 That's true, or just like knocking or you know, sounds 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.160 that you hear. They can all be explained away. But 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.400 like my thing with UFOs is, I don't know anything 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.920 that's up in the sky is so to me. I 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.160 guess it's like I don't know what all that. I 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:54.959 guess somebody can explain to you what every little drone 0:11:55.120 --> 0:12:00.760 and satellite. I don't know all that shit is. Listen. 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.480 I went on this UFO tour a couple of years 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.200 ago in Sedona. I've talked about this before, but as 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.840 time has gone on, I've talked to more people about 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.880 this tour and people are like, those aren't UFOs, Like 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:18.280 those are some kind of elon musk thing up there. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:21.080 Or like I don't know something something that's not a UFO. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.800 I'm like, I just paid this woman to show me 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.160 that stuff because we like went up we had like 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:30.160 these binoculars that see at nighttime, and I was very 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.520 convinced that those are UFOs. But because I'm a dumb 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.080 dumb I don't know anything else. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.520 She really is just scamming everybody, or do you think 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.280 she believes it and she's just the silly pants. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.720 Well, the thing that I always come back to with 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:48.200 this woman, so I go on this tour. I tell her, like, 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.200 I have this podcast we talk about aliens, and I 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.080 would love to have you on the show. This is 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:56.000 after she had already told me that she's been abducted 0:12:56.080 --> 0:13:00.319 multiple times, she's been up there, they know her. She 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:05.199 was very like she's known up there, okay, according to her, 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.119 So I'm like, I gotta have this lady on my podcast. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.800 She gave me her card, she gave me her number, 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:16.560 she gave me her email. I tried multiple times. I 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:20.080 think she finally went up there and she's never I 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.880 think she's up there exactly where she wants to be. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.560 Because you know what else, the tour doesn't exist anymore. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.200 Last time I was there, I was trying to find 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:31.800 the tour. I couldn't find it. So she's up there. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:33.640 In my opinion, she. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.600 Got that big ride, but she. 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.680 I think that was her honestly, her goal the whole time, 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:47.400 and it worked out. So I'm actually really happy for her. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.600 You know, since we were talking about like how you 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.720 can explain away different things, I want to tell you 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:59.240 about this famous story. And this is an old story 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:05.080 from England and so you no could just be hearsay, 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:11.280 but apparently there are newspaper articles about it. It's the 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:17.439 story of scratching Fanny of Cocklane. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:21.160 I'll just run with some of the weirdest names over there. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:32.640 So this story takes place on cock Lane, which is 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:37.680 a narrow street that dates back to the twelve hundreds. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.440 Are you kidding me? And oh, by the way, I 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:45.480 got all this information from Historic London Tours dot com. Okay, 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:50.440 So in seventeen fifty nine there was a lone shark 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:54.920 named William Kent that moves into an apartment on Cocklane 0:14:55.680 --> 0:15:03.320 with a woman named Fanny Lines. L Yes, Fanny Lines. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:09.440 She's the sister of William Kent's former wife. I don't 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.080 know what her name was, and why is she out 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:17.280 of the picture. Well, she died during childbirth, but so 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.720 can in law prevented him from marrying her sister. But 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.880 the two of them were in love. There was this 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:32.400 man named Richard Parsons who offered his lodging rooms on 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:36.640 Coch Lane to the couple, and so they move in 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:42.320 and strange sounds and ghost sightings had already been reported 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:46.560 before they even got there. And Kent and Fanny they 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:50.400 did not stick around because Fanny got pregnant. They're like, 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.640 we can't have a child here. It's haunted. So they 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:57.920 move off, and then a couple of weeks later, Fanny 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.400 got smallpox and she died. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:00.240 Okay. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.080 Also the guy that rented the house to them, this 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.720 Parsons guy, he was he had debt that he needed 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:12.640 to pay to the man Kent, and he ended up 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:16.200 getting sued a whole thing whatever. Okay, So anyway to 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:22.120 the ghost stuff. So Fannylines is now dead. The apartment 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.160 where they were living all of a sudden starts being 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:31.280 haunted and they think it's Fanny. Fanny is scratching like crazy. 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:37.680 They're hearing scratching noises from Fanny Lines. They did seances. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:44.880 They had local ministers. The daughter of the man who 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.040 lived there. She was eleven years old and she was 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:50.840 like the center of all this, and they would do 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:55.600 this thing where they'd say knock once for yes, twice 0:16:55.640 --> 0:17:00.440 for no, and from that they were able to conclude 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:06.639 that it was indeed Fanny. She says that she was 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:12.640 poisoned by the man Kent. So it says the earlier 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:17.280 scratchings and ghost sightings were determined to be Fanny's sister. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:23.479 So when Fanny was still alive, Fanny, I'm gonna call 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:27.879 her Fanny Senior, Big Fanny. So big Fanny, the original 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:33.200 sister was haunting because she was trying to warn Fanny, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:37.479 just so you know that man's going to poison you. Okay. 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:43.320 So this is all coming from these knock once for yes. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:47.159 But at this time in history people were taking that 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:51.760 kind of stuff seriously. So this became a big news story. 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.520 And you know, I have a lot of respect for 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.639 this man, the man that ran the place. He was 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.199 in debt. He just got sued. He decided he's going 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.439 to start charging people to come to come listen to 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:08.760 Fanny scratching. So all kinds of people were coming, even 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:13.920 the Duke of York himself showed up to hear scratching Fanny. 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:18.200 Of course, a lot of people are skeptical of this, 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.399 and blah blah blah. Basically turns out it was the 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:26.000 little girl. She was just scratching a piece of wood, 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.040 so there was no ghosts. 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.480 Sounds like, but she'd have to do it like, especially 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.560 once the tourists started coming through. 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:41.760 Yes places, everyone she was scratching away and knocking on 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.880 a block of wood that she had under her sheets 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:53.080 in her bed, and god, people were dumb back then was. 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:55.639 The girl behind the whole thing? Was her idea? 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:56.600 Well? 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:57.200 Who? 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:02.080 It was highly speculated it was her dad, because her 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:07.760 dad was got sued by the man Kent okay, the 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:11.600 man who was married to Fanny and Fanny senior. Okay, okay, 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:16.040 So Kent was a loan shark, gave some money to 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:18.680 this man and his eleven year old daughter. Then he 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.320 didn't pay the money back, got suits. Now he's like 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.920 really in debt. So his idea for how to make 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:28.800 money back is to say that the loan shark poisoned 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:33.240 his wife and now she's scratching my daughter's bed and 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:35.320 charge people to come see it. 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.159 In a different time, that guy could have been like 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.600 a filmmaker or a producer. 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:42.960 Oh, nowadays, this would be a TikTok. 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:47.560 Put all that together to just make it happen. Bring 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:48.680 a child into it. 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.679 This would be a TikTok nowadays. Like somebody being like, 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.600 there's a scratch in my house and it won't go away, 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:59.400 and then like Part seventeen as them being like, and 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:02.919 now I'm finding out that it's the wife who was poisoned, Like, 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:06.760 please this this this scam has been going on for years. 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:10.280 So basically he was found guilty of making this whole 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.199 thing up. They let the They let the eleven year 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:17.679 old girl free because they said she was under the 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:24.479 influence of her father. And he was found guilty of conspiracy. 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:28.080 Even his wife was included in this and three other 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:33.640 people and he was punished three days in the pillory 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.120 and then two years in prison. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:43.480 What oh okay for scratching. I thought the pillary was 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:44.600 going to be the worst part. 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:49.480 Oh no, it got worse, But I don't the pillary. 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:52.879 So everybody in town could see the person that like 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.000 we've kept you know, they're going to jail, so they 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.960 have to suffer for a few days in front of everybody. 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:01.000 Oh my god, is that how that works? 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:05.000 It says pillary is a wooden or metal framework that's 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:08.200 used to publicly humiliate. Oh, it's that thing where you 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:10.040 put your arms through and your head through. 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:14.399 That's like fun to do when you're like visiting a western. 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:19.800 And you take a photo. Yeah, but they fully had 0:21:19.880 --> 0:21:22.040 him in there, and I'm sure there were people walking 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:26.880 by going I'll give you something to scratch. Hey, scratch 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:27.880 my fanny. 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:30.320 I think you could spin on him and stuff. 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:33.920 Oh that sounds fun. We need to bring that back. 0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:40.160 Yeah, that's crazy. So there's mud in your eye. 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:43.000 But I just think that that feels extreme. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:45.399 It does. Like when you said three days of that. 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.200 I was like, okay, well, if you can get through 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:50.520 those three days alive, then I guess it's over. But 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:52.200 then then then prison. 0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:56.720 Then you have to go to prison for conspiracy. But 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:01.359 also it's like that's slam dirt. You can't say somebody 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:06.280 poisoned his wife to death. She died of smallpox, by 0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:10.199 the way, but he's like her ghost is telling me 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:15.040 that she's poisoned. He poisoned her. That's sketchy. 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:20.440 It's funny that they got so much trouble for essentially, 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.520 like anybody just sets up a haunted house, it says, 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.560 you know, come through here, it's haunted. And when it isn't, 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:28.200 why aren't they being arrested? 0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:32.000 You know what, that's a great idea, that's how great. 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:35.120 Nobody's suing that wasn't really haunted. 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:39.000 Yeah, those people, that's faulty advertising. 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.960 I think maybe Disney killed somebody in the haunted mansion 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:43.600 when it was being constructed to. 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.040 You know, they say there's real ghosts in there. 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.000 Why wouldn't they be If I was a ghost, that's 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.399 where I go. There's always a party going on. 0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:56.720 And that was absolutely and I'm sure. 0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:58.760 Birthday, which I don't understand that concept. 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:01.520 You can like pop out and nobody would know the difference. 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:03.640 And you're just like you could just be yourself, let 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:05.840 your freak flag fly. Why not? 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:11.080 I've never seen that ghost before, Daddy. That ghost over 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:11.720 there is new. 0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:16.399 Can I show you a haunted doll? 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:16.920 Yes? 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:25.480 Please, it's time for the dolls are living? Okay, Doug Benson. 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:29.520 Here's what I do is I go to eBay dot 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:33.440 com and I type in the words haunted doll. Now, 0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:38.960 this is a big market Okay. There's thousands of haunted 0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:42.959 dolls for sale, and they all come with little biographies. 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:48.600 They're very differently priced. There's there's a haunted doll for anyone. 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:54.520 I'd like you to meet Mildred, who is going for 0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:59.240 fifty three dollars and ten cents. Geehaw, can you show 0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:04.640 us this haunted doll? You got it? Ras there, she Joe. 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:06.479 It would be such a jump scare. 0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.360 Whoa she is silly. 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:13.960 I always think of like kind of maybe a little 0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:19.400 scary looking doll, but this one is she looks scared. 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.720 Yeah, this is a doll that kind of has her 0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:28.840 eyes crossed and like a poudy lower lip, and she 0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:33.560 looks like something's definitely wrong. Something is not right with 0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:34.280 this doll. 0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:36.200 I don't know what her terrible haircut. 0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:42.280 Her hair is a mess. She absolutely got that supercuts 0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:48.000 by one geting free and took the free one. 0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:51.080 I think that face is pretty much maybe the moment 0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:53.560 she saw that haircut, and. 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:58.720 Then she just froze like that forever. Yeah. So here's 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:02.280 the bio. It says meat Mildred. She's a down to 0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:06.680 earth spirit with a real relatable vibe. She's a bit 0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:11.679 frumpy and sometimes comes off as a debbie downer, but 0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:15.280 deep down she just craves genuine friendship and a place 0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:19.640 to belong. Mildred's spirit hails from a simpler time when 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:23.440 she worked a modest job at a local store, always 0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:27.680 willing to lend a hand whenever life got her down. 0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:31.480 Blah blah blah. Let's get to the good stuff here. 0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:35.520 Here's some of the stuff you can you'll witness if 0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:39.680 you if you buy her. Occasional soft size and gentle 0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:45.280 grumbling like she's musing about old times, Subtle movements that 0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:48.760 hint she might be looking around for someone to talk to, 0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:54.080