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Speaker 1: Another Jubel on the twenties. A wedding. This is Jane.

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Speaker 1: Hey Jane, how are you? My name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine told me that I should speak

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Speaker 1: with you regarding a wedding. I'm trying to plan absolutely, Seth,

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Speaker 1: what can we do for you? Well, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: a cute story. My future wife used to be a hooker,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it would be cute to have a

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Speaker 1: hooker themed wedding. So I was hoping I could talk

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Speaker 1: to you about planning that. Okay, I think I misunderstood you.

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Speaker 1: Ah well, what kind of wedding hooker themed? Because my

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Speaker 1: future wife used to be a hooker. It's really a

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Speaker 1: cute story how we met. I bet yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: actually a client of hers. Okay, So but as far

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Speaker 1: as that seem, maybe you could tell me what you

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Speaker 1: had envisioned. Well, part I'm A problem that I'm having

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Speaker 1: right now is is trying to find a minister that

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Speaker 1: will dress up like a pimp for the ceremony. I've

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Speaker 1: called all the local churches and nobody seems to be,

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Speaker 1: you know, on board with that idea. Do you think

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Speaker 1: you could find a minister that would dress like a

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Speaker 1: pimp for me or a pimp that we could get

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Speaker 1: ordained as a minister. Either one. Well, you know, we

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Speaker 1: could we could see if we could get someone ordained.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you have a friend that might want to get ordained.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any pimp friends. Well you said, maybe

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Speaker 1: have someone dress up like a pimp, right, yeah, yeah, minister,

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Speaker 1: that might be a better option. Maybe we could get

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Speaker 1: someone to dress up like it needs to be a

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Speaker 1: minister because we're both very religious, both very religious. Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: other than our love of you know, well, my love

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Speaker 1: of hookers and and everything else, we have a love

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Speaker 1: for the church and we want it to be a

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Speaker 1: real minister that we'll dress up as a pimp or

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Speaker 1: a real pimp that would get ordained. Right, what else

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Speaker 1: did you have in mind? Well, instead of party favors,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, we go I'm a little clever. Um,

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Speaker 1: I want the guests to have take home std kids. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know where we could get our hands on those.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if they exist, actually, but um,

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Speaker 1: you don't know, I don't know. I don't well, I

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Speaker 1: mean I'm guessing they have. I don't know a lot

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Speaker 1: of the guests that are coming to the party, have

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Speaker 1: been clients of my my wife's my future wife. Oh

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Speaker 1: so okay, that's that's so they're they're going to be

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Speaker 1: the guests. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: we all we all share a similar interest. I guess

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Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, okay, so I guess you know, if

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Speaker 1: we wait, we've often make favors to take home. So

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Speaker 1: I also want to have her pimp give her away.

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Speaker 1: You want her pimp to give her away? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: you know where they usually have the dad who gives

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Speaker 1: this woman to this man? You know? And I need

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Speaker 1: I need Yeah, and in the ceremony, I see. That's

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Speaker 1: the problem with the minister. Is I need someone who's

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Speaker 1: gonna say, you know, who gives this bitch to this John? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just this is I'm not comfortable with this. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I wish you and your bride the very very beast

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Speaker 1: was the is it the pimp thing? And no, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm just I'm not very comfortable with some

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Speaker 1: of this. And I think that I just don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's something that I want my business associated with.

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Speaker 1: You know, your your friend Tiffany is the one who

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Speaker 1: referred me to you see, she said that you can

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Speaker 1: do anything when it comes to wedding planning. Tiffany did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said that you're really good. She said, you're really

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Speaker 1: good and you can probably, you know, figure out anything.

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Speaker 1: And so well, maybe Tiffany can help you. What if

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Speaker 1: I told you that Tiffany set this entire phone call

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Speaker 1: up just to mess with you a little bit? Really,

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Speaker 1: So you think Tiffany is gonna just call and waste

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Speaker 1: my time because I'm not busy, Yeah, definitely, because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel. In the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Have you seen kidding me? This whole thing?

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Speaker 1: It's been a joe. Yeah. Yeah. Tiffany thought you needed

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Speaker 1: a stress reliever, So I figured what better way to

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Speaker 1: relieve stress than have a good old hooker wedding? You know,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, that's exactly what I needed,

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Speaker 1: was to plan a hook o wedding. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jewil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: five