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Speaker 1: starting right now.
Speaker 2: Listen. We never want to disappoint our listeners.
Speaker 1: No, none at all.
Speaker 2: Now our parents, I've been disappointing them since I left
Speaker 2: the womb ye same story. But with our listeners. No,
Speaker 2: you actually matter.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: And today we've got extra pressure on us because the
Speaker 2: guy on the phone says we need to get answers
Speaker 2: not just for his sanity, but for the sanity of
Speaker 2: his entire friend group. Yea all played a strange but
Speaker 2: important role in his date. You're gonna hear it in
Speaker 2: your second date update right after this.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.
Speaker 2: Is there any place on Earth more difficult to navigate
Speaker 2: than the world of dating apps, at least in this
Speaker 2: day and age. Yeah, maybe it was easier a few
Speaker 2: years ago, but now there are land mines everywhere.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm pretty grateful for him, because I don't think
Speaker 1: we could do these many second date updates without die
Speaker 1: true the dire atmosphere that this is thank you.
Speaker 2: To everybody's sacrifice out there. Without what we want to do,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't have jobs but for a guy. If you
Speaker 2: do come across a person who's attractive and seems mentally
Speaker 2: stable ish and she's not a bot, your chances of
Speaker 2: landing a phone number are point zero zero zero zero one.
Speaker 2: So I want to talk to a real life hero
Speaker 2: who beat those odds and actually locked down a date,
Speaker 2: the Rudy of dating apps. His name is Luke. His
Speaker 2: name's Luke.
Speaker 1: You started with Rudy I was going to give him
Speaker 1: a rudy interest. That's what you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. We messed up your intro, Luke, but sorry,
Speaker 2: want someone else's name to it.
Speaker 1: You got you know the movie, you know the scene.
Speaker 5: This is great. I haven't felt this welcome in a
Speaker 5: long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Luke, you are an inspiration to millions of
Speaker 2: people listening. Right now. We are hoisting you up on
Speaker 2: our shoulders, carrying you all over this room. Just please
Speaker 2: tell us how you did this?
Speaker 5: Well, I met this girl online and.
Speaker 2: That's what we were talking about for a while.
Speaker 1: You know what he did it by being a smooth talker.
Speaker 2: How did you get a date with a girl after
Speaker 2: meeting her on line?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't want to pat myself on the back, but
Speaker 5: she's pretty hot. I had to rise it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a line you like to.
Speaker 2: Use or would you want to be more vague with
Speaker 2: us about it?
Speaker 5: Well, she asked me, like what I was up to,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't know. Saving a cat from
Speaker 5: a tree? No big deal?
Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
Speaker 1: That was the joke?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta laugh. I got okay, and I told
Speaker 5: her a couple other things like oh, I had to
Speaker 5: deliver the cat to an orphanage and oh, okay.
Speaker 1: You're the hero.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, I'm a perfect guy, but it's obviously.
Speaker 1: All obviously stole the cat from the family who was
Speaker 1: waiting for it under the tree.
Speaker 5: And don't give away my trade secret.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry sorry, So, by the way, have we learned
Speaker 2: this girl's name yet?
Speaker 5: Claire?
Speaker 2: Claire?
Speaker 1: Okay, hot Claire.
Speaker 2: So you managed to get her to agree to a
Speaker 2: date with you, which already huge, huge, huge success. So
Speaker 2: tell us how the actual date went.
Speaker 1: You're really hyping up that success party, Brook.
Speaker 2: You don't know on a date, okay, ouch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the success is at planning it so that they
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 5: Trust me. I was as shocked as anybody else that
Speaker 5: she actually like gave me her number and showed up
Speaker 5: to the date. I was expecting to eat sushi by myself.
Speaker 1: Oh you went to sushi. Fancy, that's a fun day.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went to sushi, and uh, she's pretty hot
Speaker 5: in real life too. I thought I might have been catfished, but.
Speaker 2: Although catfish is a good sushi role, tried some time.
Speaker 2: What did you guys connect over regular stuff?
Speaker 5: You know, we talked about like enjoying, like hiking and work.
Speaker 5: Nothing too fancy. But I got to imagine my Ris
Speaker 5: must not have been as good in person as it
Speaker 5: was online because she hasn't been calling me back.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because you, I mean, just talking to you
Speaker 1: in this amount of time, you seem like a fun, playful,
Speaker 1: like good personality type of guy.
Speaker 5: Don't forget good looking. And I'm going to come clean now.
Speaker 5: I don't want you guys to tell her this, but
Speaker 5: I actually he brought a friend to the dinner with me.
Speaker 5: Not at the table like a kind of yeah, why
Speaker 5: why why.
Speaker 2: Tell me talking about the cat that you rescued.
Speaker 5: No, they were just at the table nearby and kind
Speaker 5: of like.
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait so now it's day Now it's multiple people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was two people.
Speaker 2: Oh god? Why But now that you're revealing little by little,
Speaker 2: was the entire restaurant all yours?
Speaker 5: No? But look, look, you got to think smart about this.
Speaker 5: It would be weird if just one dude was sitting
Speaker 5: by himself at a table next to your table.
Speaker 1: Man, it's weird either way. It's weird that you invited
Speaker 1: friends on your date. Why did you invite friends on
Speaker 1: your date?
Speaker 5: Trust me, she did not know.
Speaker 1: I mean girls always know, ye, But like, weren't they
Speaker 1: staring at you? Or like, was it ever obvious?
Speaker 5: No? I didn't think so. I mean, listen, all I
Speaker 5: would do is if I felt like I was kind
Speaker 5: of running out of some riz. There was a little
Speaker 5: bit of like Alan in the conversation, I just excuse
Speaker 5: myself to the bathroom and one of them would meet
Speaker 5: me in there and we'd kind of game plan before
Speaker 5: I'd head back in.
Speaker 2: Okay, you needed a little just a little backup in
Speaker 2: case you needed support. It's not a bad idea. What
Speaker 2: when we do this all line?
Speaker 1: I just need to know are they on the other line?
Speaker 1: Are they like in the bath room with us right now?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you're just on your own.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's just me for now, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Women will invite someone to be nearby
Speaker 1: for safety reasons, not because they don't feel like they
Speaker 1: can run a day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine was also for safety. It was for conversational safety.
Speaker 2: Safety, which equal in my eyes. I think It's cool. Guys, dude,
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: How many times did you go to the bathroom?
Speaker 5: I went four times.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not a small bladder. That's not a big
Speaker 2: deal deal.
Speaker 5: I mean it seems helpful. It fieled me up, you know.
Speaker 5: I went back out there and kept making her laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you were able to game plan better conversation And.
Speaker 2: How did the date end?
Speaker 5: It was a little kiss, it was a little peck
Speaker 5: on the cheek.
Speaker 1: Okay. Was there any talk about future hangouts like with me.
Speaker 5: And my friends?
Speaker 2: Although you can answer that if you want to. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Even they're like, we're not going to see you again.
Speaker 1: You get do buy three people.
Speaker 5: At this point, I kind of feel like if I
Speaker 5: don't get a call back, we all lost.
Speaker 1: They did do half the work. That's a good point.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Well we're gonna call Claire and hopefully get some answers,
Speaker 2: not just for Eric but for his entire friend group. Wow,
Speaker 2: so we can all rest easy after we do your
Speaker 2: second date update right after this, hold.
Speaker 3: On Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, We've been talking to RML
Speaker 2: riz Master Luke lockdown a date with a tasty little
Speaker 2: saucepot named Claire the other night.
Speaker 1: His words, that's right.
Speaker 2: So took her to a rest and for backup. He
Speaker 2: brought a couple of his buddies along, had them sit
Speaker 2: at a nearby table, just in case he needed some
Speaker 2: help with conversation topics.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it a girl and a guy that he brought along?
Speaker 2: Like I assumed two guys?
Speaker 5: It was two of my buddies, Okay, in the bathroom, Brook, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, the good news is he only needed their help
Speaker 2: four times throughout the.
Speaker 1: Dinner date, which that is so many times.
Speaker 2: Well, Luke, we never asked you though. Did your friends
Speaker 2: who were there that night have any theories on what
Speaker 2: they think could have gone wrong?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: They said I was killing it. They were like, yeah, man,
Speaker 5: she's all about it.
Speaker 1: Wait wait what you met him in the bathroom. And
Speaker 1: that's the advice they gave you is you're killing it.
Speaker 1: Keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 5: No, that's what they told me after the date.
Speaker 1: When they were watching from the bushes as you said
Speaker 1: goodbye to Megine them putting thumbs up from across the Oh.
Speaker 5: No, they weren't in the bushes. They were in their
Speaker 5: car in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Okay with the head license.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Those are good supportive friends to just say that to you,
Speaker 2: even if it might.
Speaker 1: Not be Okay.
Speaker 5: I know, I appreciate that, and I appreciate them. I
Speaker 5: just I really want you guys to do whatever you
Speaker 5: can to help get me the second date. And if
Speaker 5: you could, please don't mention that my friends were there.
Speaker 5: I'd like, I don't want her to know that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Okay, we'll tell her that you have no
Speaker 2: friends whatsoever.
Speaker 1: So I think maybe just don't bring up friends at all.
Speaker 1: Jess is it until she probably.
Speaker 2: Does exact let's find out. I'm gonna dial Claire right now.
Speaker 2: We'll see if she picks up and hopefully get some answers.
Speaker 2: Here we got Hello, Hi, We're looking to speak to
Speaker 2: somebody named Claire.
Speaker 8: It's she.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, hey Claire, welcome to our radio show, Surpriser
Speaker 2: on the radio. We're show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is just supposed to be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I hope you're not too busy doing something
Speaker 2: right now, but we'd really really like to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Uh, what what's this about?
Speaker 2: This is about a segment we do called the second
Speaker 2: Date Update? Do you know about that? Have you heard
Speaker 2: about second Date updates?
Speaker 1: Are you viral on TikTok?
Speaker 6: It sounds a little familiar.
Speaker 4: Maybe on Insta or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that maybe one of the knockoffs.
Speaker 1: No, it's the one where they steal our audio and
Speaker 1: they use those video games.
Speaker 2: Oh I love those ones so much better than Subway
Speaker 2: Surfers for Life. Yeah, I found game. Okay, So, Claire,
Speaker 2: maybe you're a little bit familiar with it. But basically,
Speaker 2: it's where we try to help out our listeners figure
Speaker 2: out the reason they're not getting a callback for a
Speaker 2: second date from someone they really like.
Speaker 6: Just someone he has a name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this particular person is named Luke, who you went
Speaker 2: on a date with.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Oh my goodness, I don't want to time
Speaker 6: to get it, but I have been out with more
Speaker 6: than one Luke this week.
Speaker 1: Oh just this week. Okay, I mean it's a fairly
Speaker 1: common name.
Speaker 2: Still, this particular Luke went to sushi with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought you're gonna be like.
Speaker 1: Again, Wait, do you remember or you don't?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I know who you're talking about for sure.
Speaker 2: Now okay, good.
Speaker 1: Man, you wish we called about the other Luke.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it maybe he is going back. Okay, So
Speaker 2: what we're trying to tell you is that Luke had
Speaker 2: a really good time, and he's a little bit confused
Speaker 2: about why there hasn't been a second date yet.
Speaker 6: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Is it as simple as you just have so many
Speaker 1: other dates planned but you can't fit Luke in.
Speaker 6: I guess it was just a little bit of an
Speaker 6: odd date, eating kind of nervous, and I don't know,
Speaker 6: he's a little quieter in person.
Speaker 5: That's not really my thing.
Speaker 2: You well, maybe just maybe just needs a little bit
Speaker 2: of time to warm up. Because he was speaking to
Speaker 2: us about the date, and he had a lot of
Speaker 2: really nice things to say. Yeah, he was very smiley.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know, but it just seems like it seems
Speaker 6: like he knew people that were sitting by us.
Speaker 1: What what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Like when Luke would make a joke, I would hear
Speaker 6: like the table two tables over laughing and say how
Speaker 6: funny that guy is.
Speaker 2: Some other table was listening in on your conversation overselling.
Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, I do that all the time.
Speaker 1: I love when a first date comes in and I'm
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. It is like it's better than anything.
Speaker 8: Around.
Speaker 1: Nice joke girl, I talked about it like kids like
Speaker 1: did you hear what they.
Speaker 2: But Claire, you find that behavior to be rude and insulting.
Speaker 5: It's just kind of loud.
Speaker 8: It's a weird vibe.
Speaker 5: I I don't know it just well.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like Brooke was saying, you can't really
Speaker 2: hold that again to Luke, just because some other guys
Speaker 2: are obviously jealous of him and wish that they were
Speaker 2: over the date instead of other tables.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, even if Luke did know them,
Speaker 1: I mean I've gone into restaurants where I've seen people
Speaker 1: that I know just by coincidence.
Speaker 4: He never said he knew them.
Speaker 1: I almost would be like, hey, is that Bill? Did
Speaker 1: you ask? Though?
Speaker 6: No, no, because it was weird. It literally some guys like,
Speaker 6: he's so cute, I'd go out with him again.
Speaker 3: The guy said he's cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like one of the many times when it was
Speaker 6: about literally came over and told me that wait, talk
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 2: The guy came over to your table and said, the
Speaker 2: person you're on a date with thinks you're cute.
Speaker 1: No, I think he's cute. I would go out with him.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, he is going to die when he hears
Speaker 1: that one of the guys from the table came over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing too much. And he already did hear that
Speaker 2: act clear because he is listening on the other line
Speaker 2: to this conversation.
Speaker 4: He's listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the guys from the restaurant at the
Speaker 1: other table right now.
Speaker 2: Stopper over there, lukey there.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I cannot believe he said that when
Speaker 5: an idiot, Well, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to out yourself.
Speaker 2: There's a nice thing he said about you.
Speaker 4: So you do know the card. You didn't say that?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm sorry. You're just you're really attractive
Speaker 5: and you're really cool, and I I was just nervous
Speaker 5: and I wanted to have somebody there to kind of
Speaker 5: just help me with the date. Oh I'm sorry, I
Speaker 5: didn't tell you. I just I thought it would be
Speaker 5: uncomfortable and weird.
Speaker 6: So those guys were like your training wheels.
Speaker 2: That's a new term.
Speaker 1: I do like that.
Speaker 5: I guess you could say that.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, I guess I really appreciate your honesty.
Speaker 6: You do like that's kind of one hundred percentmpathetic.
Speaker 2: Oh out come on, that's a little strong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's a nice guy. He's just trying
Speaker 1: his best. Yeah, and like, now that you know, the
Speaker 1: only reason you didn't like the date was because of them.
Speaker 1: It wasn't because of Luke.
Speaker 4: Did you not hear me before?
Speaker 6: I said she was way different than he was online,
Speaker 6: So both thinks turned me off?
Speaker 4: So too?
Speaker 1: Is it like he was funnier online?
Speaker 6: What do you mean it's out going online and not
Speaker 6: in the sense of like I'm bringing friends on your date,
Speaker 6: friends like.
Speaker 2: One of my messenger back.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to think, how about this? Would you want
Speaker 5: to go back to talking online? I'm better online?
Speaker 2: An there we go. That's an idea.
Speaker 1: It's more of a safe talking about How is that?
Speaker 1: That's not a second date? That's not the point of
Speaker 1: this is to get him another shot in real life
Speaker 1: without the friends, without the training wheel. You go on
Speaker 1: a date, but you only text throughout the date.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, guys, I could do that.
Speaker 1: Hey, I know you can.
Speaker 6: But you guys are not getting this because I didn't
Speaker 6: necessarily like him in person, and I didn't like his friends.
Speaker 2: Only the online version of Luke is acceptable.
Speaker 5: My friends have my best interest and if you don't
Speaker 5: see that, then I don't know. Maybe you don't deserve me.
Speaker 2: Good stand up for your friends.
Speaker 4: Bro Okay, fine, that's cool with me.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I thought that would have fun with
Speaker 5: the other Luke then.
Speaker 1: His own such distaine.
Speaker 2: So I can't even offer to send you guys out
Speaker 2: on a date that we would pay for, Claire, because
Speaker 2: it's normally what I do here.
Speaker 4: I do get asked out a lot.
Speaker 6: So no, I don't need that.
Speaker 5: Ah, Okay, we listen, Claire, I apologize. I honestly, I
Speaker 5: would actually like to go out with you again.
Speaker 1: What you just told her you didn't need her? What
Speaker 1: you remember sticking up for your friends, showing her.
Speaker 5: She's really hot though? And like I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 5: I my dating.
Speaker 8: Thing is okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now we turned this into a third date
Speaker 2: up date, would you be willing to give him a
Speaker 2: third chance at meeting up with him one more time? Claire? Okay,
Speaker 2: fourth date updates? Okay, you know, forget it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: she's gonna say no.
Speaker 6: All right, I have to go, guys, this really has
Speaker 6: not been very much fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, hot in such a delight.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Man, why are the hot ones always so mean and unforgiving. Seriously, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that we're hot ones because we're so
Speaker 1: kind to find out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure, what did you hear? Luke admitted his mistakes,
Speaker 2: He apologized for his actions, He complimented her, tried to
Speaker 2: reach a compromise.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jeff, and none.
Speaker 2: Of that flies with a hot girl.
Speaker 1: You are a good wing man, Jeff. We did a
Speaker 1: terrible job of all of those things. Terrible things bringing
Speaker 1: his friends there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, without tellers. Okay, your guys's inner hot girls are
Speaker 2: coming out being like me for no reason.
Speaker 1: In girl, Yeah, I wish it was outer, sure.
Speaker 2: But we want to help your inner personality mean hot
Speaker 2: what way?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We all have Interpeaple.
Speaker 1: I've never met him.
Speaker 2: Your inner personality deserves to find love, and we want
Speaker 2: to help you. Email the show. We can call that
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back and go. Check out
Speaker 2: our entire resume of second date updates. They're online where
Speaker 2: you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, all the places. Just
Speaker 2: look up Brook and Jeffrey second Date.
Speaker 3: Update, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It sucks when you're on a date hoping to get
Speaker 2: a kiss at the end of the night or maybe
Speaker 2: even an invite upstairs and it just doesn't happen. But shoot,
Speaker 2: just because they said good night and close the door
Speaker 2: on you, does that mean it's over and you need
Speaker 2: to walk away with your head in shame?
Speaker 1: It does?
Speaker 2: Ye know it does?
Speaker 1: Oh god, jeff.
Speaker 2: There is always another way. In fact, one of our
Speaker 2: female listeners chose to use an innocent little excuse to
Speaker 2: go from awkward end of the night hug to instant
Speaker 2: sleepover at his twae. Hell, you're gonna hear it. Maybe
Speaker 2: even be able to use it for yourself. After a
Speaker 2: brand new second date update right.
Speaker 3: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.
Speaker 2: Are there rules for when you want to veto a
Speaker 2: date that you don't love, like in.
Speaker 1: The planning stages or were already on it in the.
Speaker 2: Plane in the planning stages, like Okay, you're looking forward
Speaker 2: to hanging out with this person, but you just aren't
Speaker 2: thrilled about the activity that they came up with. Is
Speaker 2: there a limit to how many vetos you get to
Speaker 2: be like, oh you want to do this? No? No,
Speaker 2: is there a number that you have you can't go over?
Speaker 1: I think you can't go over one. I think you
Speaker 1: get one veto and then you start to look.
Speaker 2: Picky And do you need to say veto in a
Speaker 2: fancy accent so it's sounds less harsh when you're turning
Speaker 2: them down, Vito, I only asked because one of our listeners, Brittany,
Speaker 2: exercised her right to veto and now she's ended up
Speaker 2: here with us.
Speaker 1: Oh, Brittany, did you use the wrong accent when you vetoed?
Speaker 4: I wish I could do a cool accent.
Speaker 2: On your email it says you went out with a
Speaker 2: guy named Josh and you had to turn down an
Speaker 2: idea or two. So tell us about Josh. How'd you
Speaker 2: meet him?
Speaker 4: We met through friend of a friend, so okay, I
Speaker 4: was already really close to one of his guy friends.
Speaker 2: Okay, and so how did the planning of this date gode?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Run us through that?
Speaker 4: So we were in between texting and it was really
Speaker 4: sweet of him to bring up like minigall, but I
Speaker 4: just wasn't feeling it. And then he brought up bowling. Oh,
Speaker 4: I honestly wasn't feeling that.
Speaker 2: So wait, are you like?
Speaker 1: I feel like if you vetoed that you then have
Speaker 1: to offer a suggestion yourself. I agree? Where you just
Speaker 1: say no.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I was just saying no, and okay, real quick,
Speaker 4: I will admit I was being kind of a princess.
Speaker 2: You weren't just saying no, you were saying ew no.
Speaker 1: She used that little barf emoji.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gross.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: So did you finally decide on something to do?
Speaker 4: Well? We ended up just he was like, why don't
Speaker 4: you just come over to my place. It's a big community,
Speaker 4: like we can go for a walk, like around the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: And to be honest, that sounded more like I had
Speaker 4: a stressful work week, like I'm about it.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, after feeling high maintenance, now you see
Speaker 1: low maintenance if that's all you need.
Speaker 4: I didn't even think about that, but you're so right.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, without knowing there is Okay, so you agreed
Speaker 1: to a walk around his neighborhood and how did that go?
Speaker 4: It was actually really good. We got along, We had
Speaker 4: a lot of things in common. We ended up going
Speaker 4: back to his place and it was good and bad.
Speaker 2: His place was bad.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no no, his place was nice actually,
Speaker 4: like it was modern and clean.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you're saying the vibe was good and bad.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, because.
Speaker 2: I could see you also walking through and being like
Speaker 2: veto that painting, Veto that backsplash. Absolutely, yeah, fair person. Actually, okay,
Speaker 2: So when you're hanging out with him at his place,
Speaker 2: what happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the good?
Speaker 4: The good was the banter, like again, we just kind
Speaker 4: of hit it off really well. Nice the bad part
Speaker 4: that Okay, So we put on you the Netflix show.
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't that the Stalker show?
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 1: Then it's supposed to be with Penn Badge, but like
Speaker 1: it's darker after the first season, it gets okay, So.
Speaker 4: It was just on and in the background, like we
Speaker 4: were talking, watching and he would sit in all the
Speaker 4: way on the other side of the couch like, oh no.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the fact that he
Speaker 4: was shy or what, but it did kind of throw
Speaker 4: me off, Like it wasn't the greatest vibe. If you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're yelling across the living room while a show is playing.
Speaker 2: You probably to yell anyway to be heard over a
Speaker 2: Netflix show in the background. Interesting, So how did you
Speaker 2: guys end it?
Speaker 4: Well, it was getting dark and I honestly I just
Speaker 4: kind of like I was getting tired, so I just
Speaker 4: told him my head to go. No kiss. We did hug, okay,
Speaker 4: But when I got to my car, I realized I
Speaker 4: only brought my sunglasses, like I didn't bring my real glasses,
Speaker 4: So I like, I can't drive, Like I definitely can't
Speaker 4: drive without my glasses. And so I ended up texting
Speaker 4: him like, hey, this is the situation. And he ended
Speaker 4: up telling me that I could stay the night.
Speaker 1: Oh oh that's nice.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he say I'll drive you home? Yea, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Obviously, between the two choices stay the night or I'll
Speaker 2: take you home, the guy is gonna pick Yeah, sure
Speaker 2: you can have a sleepover.
Speaker 5: I don't kiss.
Speaker 2: Why are you so against the sleepover?
Speaker 1: I'm just surprised because he's a guy that sat on
Speaker 1: the opposite room from her. It sounded like he wasn't
Speaker 1: chance into it. It's like, okay, so I'm sure you're
Speaker 1: getting mixed signals. Then right when he asks you, did
Speaker 1: you stay the night? I did?
Speaker 4: And I ended up yes, I did.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nothing. I just ended up staying the night.
Speaker 1: Was well like did you sleep on the couch? And
Speaker 1: TI friends again, that's a good question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, so perverted.
Speaker 1: It happened, though, she's flustered.
Speaker 2: Something not major, but something's happened.
Speaker 1: Here's the question. What was it like the next morning?
Speaker 5: There you go, bruh, no comment.
Speaker 1: All right, I don't know if that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So what's happened? I'm assuming the next day
Speaker 2: you got back your car, you drove home, and then
Speaker 2: what's happened since then?
Speaker 4: That's where we're at. Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: He's not responding to you at all at all. Well, now,
Speaker 2: when we call him, some of the details about what
Speaker 2: happened that night might need to come out if they
Speaker 2: explain why he's not calling you back. Hopefully you're okay
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 4: We need that, we.
Speaker 3: Need the whole world.
Speaker 1: Okay, be prepared.
Speaker 2: Let's try and get some more details out of Josh
Speaker 2: when we come back and call him. Try and get
Speaker 2: you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Second date updates.
Speaker 2: It's the classic first date line young people love to use.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot my driving glasses? Can I spend the
Speaker 2: night of your place?
Speaker 9: Worked on me all throughout college and driving glove and
Speaker 9: scar god many But now, to be fair our listener,
Speaker 9: Brittany didn't ask to spend the night over at Josh's house.
Speaker 2: He offered to let her stay.
Speaker 1: Which means he wanted to because there's so many other
Speaker 1: solutions to figure in this problem, but something.
Speaker 2: Ever since then, Brittany hasn't seen any effort by Josh
Speaker 2: for him to arrange a second meet up with her,
Speaker 2: which is kind of odd because she says there was
Speaker 2: there was a connection there, there was a chemistry, especially
Speaker 2: when they were bantering with each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except for the moment on the couch. That's the
Speaker 1: long moment. Yea, on the couch where they're sitting on
Speaker 1: the opposite end.
Speaker 2: He just sat in a weird spot and maybe got
Speaker 2: stuck there, wasn't sure how to move over. We're not
Speaker 2: really sure. That's why we need to ask him.
Speaker 1: And I forgot Brittany. You said your friends set you up.
Speaker 1: Have you heard anything from them?
Speaker 4: Nothing. I've tried to reach out to them too, And
Speaker 4: she just keeps saying that she's busy, and then the
Speaker 4: other guy's like, yeah, we're super busy right now, Like
Speaker 4: we'll get back to that.
Speaker 2: Sounds like they're covering for him.
Speaker 5: Yes, whah, weird.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they didn't know, like maybe he's I
Speaker 1: don't know what, who knows.
Speaker 2: We get up a million questions. It's best to just
Speaker 2: call Josh and ask. So I'm gonna dial his number
Speaker 2: right now and we'll see if he picks up.
Speaker 7: Here we go, well, hey, we're going to talk with Josh.
Speaker 8: This is he.
Speaker 2: Hey Josh. We're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey Josh, good morning. Hey, Hey, So,
Speaker 2: I hope it's okay if we ask you some questions
Speaker 2: about your dating life, because we're doing a segment called
Speaker 2: second Date Update.
Speaker 8: On the radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very specific questions only about one person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a person you went out with recently named Brittany.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll move into the questions.
Speaker 2: That we know a little bit about when you and
Speaker 2: Brittany hung out. Like here's a little bit of the
Speaker 2: background to catch you up, because Brittany was on the
Speaker 2: show and she told us that she came over to
Speaker 2: your neighborhood. You guys walked around overall. We weren't sure
Speaker 2: if the date was like great or just average. But
Speaker 2: she did say that she spent the night. We just
Speaker 2: were not one hundred percent sure what that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's interested in you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so could you maybe let us in on what's
Speaker 2: been going on in your head?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know how much she's told you about.
Speaker 2: Well, it's mostly everything I just recapped for you right there, right,
Speaker 2: no generic, just general. Did you have a good night?
Speaker 2: It was different? Okay, okay, okay, it could be different
Speaker 2: in a good way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Alexis, would you be complimented if
Speaker 1: a guy says your date? Even the pause for ten
Speaker 1: seconds before he answered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, oh it was different?
Speaker 1: Did she do something weird or wrong?
Speaker 8: So? I don't know. If I mean this is gonna
Speaker 8: look great.
Speaker 1: For her, it's not going to look great for her.
Speaker 8: You said it's not gonna look great for her. But
Speaker 8: I mean, if you really want to know where it
Speaker 8: took a left.
Speaker 2: Turn for me, we really want to know. But more importantly,
Speaker 2: she really wants to know, and she's agreed to hear
Speaker 2: whatever the reason is.
Speaker 1: No the risks We out outright warned her that she
Speaker 1: may hear something that's not super flattering, and.
Speaker 2: She was pumped about it.
Speaker 1: She wasn't but she's okay with it.
Speaker 8: She's like, I hope, so okay. So we were just
Speaker 8: watching Netflix and during the middle she pulls out her phone,
Speaker 8: which you know, it's fine, but then she asked me
Speaker 8: to come over and look over and she's basically stowing
Speaker 8: me pictures of her coworkers and how fat and ugly
Speaker 8: they were. We commentating one by one and you know,
Speaker 8: to her cudit and she wasn't wrong about all of them, but.
Speaker 1: She in her photo gallery being like, look how ugly
Speaker 1: this person is?
Speaker 5: Co workers?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: I I was just wondering what is going on right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Was it a joke that maybe she's
Speaker 1: also very funny.
Speaker 8: It seems like she has no one to talk to
Speaker 8: know what the gossip with at works, so I guess
Speaker 8: this is her way of releasing that information.
Speaker 1: Gossip that's just me. She said she wanted to do
Speaker 1: something chill because she had a bad week at work,
Speaker 1: told us that that she had a bad week at work,
Speaker 1: and so she's just venting by and it was all
Speaker 1: about people's appearances.
Speaker 8: Yeah, mostly, but also I think it was just she
Speaker 8: was also talking about their performance at work.
Speaker 5: Yikes, I would almost be sympathetic if she was telling
Speaker 5: you the stories this girl was mean to me or
Speaker 5: this thing happened.
Speaker 1: So not just going look at this bad person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to have a photo gallery of them at already?
Speaker 2: I am so impressed with her that she's that organized
Speaker 2: to be able to bust it out.
Speaker 8: And there was a girl picture and it wasn't a
Speaker 8: good photo at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, easy to go this collection of people the way
Speaker 2: you're describing it to us. Earlier you felt like that
Speaker 2: was a bad thing for you. That was a red Again.
Speaker 8: I jokingly say it was kind of funny and random,
Speaker 8: but at the same time this was not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but if you were that put off by it,
Speaker 2: then she told us that you asked her to spend
Speaker 2: the night and something may have happened between you two,
Speaker 2: because it's more I'm a guy, so oh it was
Speaker 2: a selfless act of you. You want to make her
Speaker 2: feel better, dude? Gotcha? Yeah, asked that question. What a sweet,
Speaker 2: sweet man, aren't you thinking?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I mean she's the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she probably felt better afterwards words and liked she
Speaker 2: was enjoyed to work with. And you don't have to
Speaker 2: believe me on that one day, because Brittany is on
Speaker 2: the other line of this phone call right now wanting
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real quick, I do.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about that in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay. You know, Brittany, you never brought that up when
Speaker 2: we talked to you about your date before.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's worrisome because it means that you found it normal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is absolutely normal. I mean, isn't it better
Speaker 4: to talk about them behind their backs than in front
Speaker 4: of their face?
Speaker 5: Right? And also you.
Speaker 8: Went way beyond that. I mean, you were just being
Speaker 8: so negative and critical of everyone, and I guess.
Speaker 4: I'm honestly you need to shut your trap because I'm
Speaker 4: so sick of yours. That judgy judge, judge, the one.
Speaker 2: Who judged she sounds stressed out again. Invite her over.
Speaker 1: She needs to play another round of hot or Not
Speaker 1: with the co oppers. I'm scared when she's gonna invent
Speaker 1: about us. Oh yeah, she's definitely going to be dropping
Speaker 1: into my d ms brook.
Speaker 2: You do say a lot of unsavory things about people
Speaker 2: that work here in private, you know, commented on someone book.
Speaker 4: It's normal, It's a normal thing, and if you create
Speaker 4: an environment for people to be able to do that,
Speaker 4: then people are going to do that.
Speaker 2: It's there.
Speaker 1: So it's their fault that they aren't to your standard
Speaker 1: of appearance.
Speaker 2: Brooks words, I mean.
Speaker 4: To be honest, Yes, it is their fault.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is so shallow, Brittany, And excuse.
Speaker 4: Me, you're the sallow one brook like everybody else saying
Speaker 4: that you talk all the.
Speaker 6: Time, Jeff, is joke.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm definitely smiling.
Speaker 4: Say that I regret asking you to help me out
Speaker 4: with this book. I just I knew you weren't going
Speaker 4: to be truthful about it.
Speaker 2: Wait I did regret ugly right then.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that would have felt better to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brooke, I would really appreciate if you stayed out
Speaker 2: of the second date and brought everybody down with your negativity.
Speaker 2: We need to focus on helping this couple reconcile and
Speaker 2: get together for another date, because Josh, we would offer
Speaker 2: to send you out one more time, and we would
Speaker 2: pay for it unless it ended up being back at
Speaker 2: your place, which.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested. This wasn't the way I thought things
Speaker 4: were going to be wrapped up and I'm not interested.
Speaker 4: I'm actually not even interested in this show anymore.
Speaker 2: So look what you did.
Speaker 5: I know you seem quite interested thing the night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Josh, you don't need to go all the way back.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the burn you thought it was.
Speaker 8: I mean, look, I tried, I tried.
Speaker 1: I think she's always going to be meaner than you,
Speaker 1: so I would just stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Brittany, hey, thanks again for being on with us
Speaker 2: and giving it a shot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for nothing even.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, well, thank you. I think I'm going to go.
Speaker 1: Do that the wellness room here at the right.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in there and think about all
Speaker 2: my fat, ugly co workers. Just have a great time.
Speaker 2: I'll join you with that's a party, Come on.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm back from the break room. I had a
Speaker 2: lot of time to mull things over. It just happened.
Speaker 1: You take listeners so literally sometimes, jeff I think that
Speaker 1: was more of a figurative screw you.
Speaker 2: I thought she had a good suggestion for yourself. But
Speaker 2: I think we all agree that bad mouthing your coworkers
Speaker 2: is something you just don't do until date number three
Speaker 2: or until you're in a serious relationship with that person
Speaker 2: at the very least.
Speaker 1: Have you honestly ever pulled out a picture of someone
Speaker 1: and talked about how ugly they were, not like, hey
Speaker 1: look at this fool, So no surprise, their moral compasses
Speaker 1: didn't align, no one, And.
Speaker 2: He was agreeing with her on some of the comments.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, it didn't work out, But maybe
Speaker 2: she'll appear again on our show during a blind lovies.
Speaker 1: Oh, she'd be perfect for that. She sounds like looks
Speaker 1: don't matter to her, so she'd love to meet someone
Speaker 1: that she'd never seen before.
Speaker 2: Sounds like she's better for the jerk. Yeah, there's somebody
Speaker 2: and a segment out there for everybody. We can probably
Speaker 2: find your segment if you go on to our podcast
Speaker 2: wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey. If you
Speaker 2: ever need help in your dating life, email the show.
Speaker 2: We can call that person who's not calling you back.