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Speaker 1: But there's a huge secret about the baby that they

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Speaker 2: The baby is really good at juggling. Whoa not the

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Speaker 1: I mean it's happened. There's been eyewitnesses report, eyewitness reports

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Speaker 2: I literally, I literally saw a guy with two penises

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Speaker 2: that we spaw, no joke, they exist. The unicorns, aicorns

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Speaker 1: We have to block that out. Yea bleep, bleep all

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Speaker 2: Oh, the sack was torn, sliced, sliced by a piece

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Speaker 1: No, no, somehow damaged fertility.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, if it was gangling outside, my god, I

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Speaker 1: Just hanging on by a couple of cords. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Not not after these chicken noodles. I just

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Speaker 1: we just said. Okay, disturbing video. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: infecting our mine. Okay. None of my family knows that

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Speaker 1: They know about the accident, but not about that specifically.

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Speaker 2: About the testical accident. Yeah, don't tell you. I've had accent.

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Speaker 2: It's like that episode of the Office where Dwight, like

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Speaker 1: Like throzy, just like trying everything you can to become

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Speaker 1: Oh, I got so funny. Now I have finished my

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Speaker 1: Stop? No self development here? Only children and babies reproduce,

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Speaker 2: But looking back, I was a fool.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, why why are you a fool? She said

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad that you're, say, the nineteen fifties. You

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Speaker 2: Least, I thought, I love how he is, like she

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Speaker 2: Ope, she'd be riddled with the clap you know who

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Speaker 2: knows all or op wait, riddled, riddled with the clap, the.

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Speaker 1: So the truth, okop exposed riddled. Yeah, we share everything. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: the lamest, the lamest way to say that, way to

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Speaker 1: I think something's up. I think something's up, you know, Sam.

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Speaker 1: All it was was the protection magically didn't work and

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Speaker 1: Actually, I did not say anything while they were talking

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Speaker 1: take now there is an.

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Speaker 2: Updates, okay, but the obvious step, what step would you take?

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Speaker 2: What step would take? Paternity test? Paternity test? Favorite, instantly,

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Speaker 2: paternity tests?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Man, god, so many, so many fraternity tests of these

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean, bro instantly, a freaking paternity test. Also,

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Speaker 2: Also, I love how we're assuming he has no testicles.

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Speaker 2: But but now it makes sense why she's just yes

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Speaker 1: Yes, and father my child. That's that's the biggest Yes.

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Speaker 2: And you can have a paternity test. I think that's

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Speaker 2: I think paternity test.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's see what happens. Uh, throw your predictions in

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Speaker 1: Onto the update. Let me start off by saying that

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Speaker 2: You know, probably maybe the Frankenstein Wiener works. Maybe looking at.

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Speaker 1: It from a different perspective gave me much more insight

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Speaker 1: she's she's uh, oh, what what what celebratory news you

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Speaker 1: have to share with me? Like, uh, nothing that you

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Speaker 2: So he think the woman the parents made her pregnant

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Speaker 1: Based on them? Yeah? Yeah, you're kidding me. God, I'm

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Speaker 1: Then I got extremely angry and told them to f

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Speaker 2: In my life, even if one of you is dying.

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Speaker 1: I cried for some more time, went through some dog

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Speaker 1: That is all for now. I hope you have a

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Speaker 1: Quick check in. Tell I don't know. I'm curious. I'm

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Speaker 2: Situation very yeah, pretty messed up. I would love to

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Speaker 1: What's the respect?

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Speaker 2: that's agreedious. We talked about this before. It's like we

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Speaker 2: I would be like, you got to earn you gotta

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Speaker 2: I would say like I don't care if you're dead

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Speaker 1: The first day after the confrontation was an absolute crap show.

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Speaker 1: My parents forced relatives to reach out to me, asking

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Speaker 1: asked if I would ever tell my family about this,

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Speaker 1: of course tell potential future dates that I am child free,

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Speaker 1: and also had to asseected me beforehand. Some people asked

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Speaker 1: where I am. I am from India? My god, Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Op, Yeah, truly awful situation, manipulated, so manipulated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean okay, so I guess who everyone everyone listening Sam, Like,

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Speaker 2: Parents a whole? Of course, the girl's parents a whole,

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Speaker 2: the girl a whole. It's so crazy to me that

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Speaker 2: she would just go along with this. Yeah, Like like

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe there's something about like like culturally we

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Speaker 1: Yeah all around.

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Speaker 2: I am very unthrilled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope Man's

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Speaker 2: finds a beautiful girl. Yeah he can grow old with

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Speaker 1: We want you shooting blanks to your old and around.

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Speaker 2: We want that that Frankenstein scroed them to.

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Speaker 1: Be happy, op enjoy your frank Is has grown him

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Speaker 1: and we'll see all the next one soon.

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Speaker 2: My brother tried to test if his girlfriend was a

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Speaker 2: gold digger. She broke up with him, and I'm on

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Speaker 2: her side. Yeah, that's right. Let's let's dig for gold together. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: dig for gold, But don't test if I'm digging for gold,

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Speaker 1: No test, no scantrons, no, none of that.

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Speaker 2: My brother is a very hard working man, and at

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Speaker 1: Very well for himself.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeably invested in some crypto back in two thousand

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Speaker 2: He's been with his girl for six months, and throughout

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Speaker 2: I never knew anything was wrong with the relationship, except

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Speaker 1: Her and my brother broke up it's over, brother, It's done.

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Speaker 1: It's done.

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Speaker 2: And when I say it's over, brother, I don't mean

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Speaker 2: that Op was dating her brother. This ain't Alabama, this

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Speaker 1: So it's close.

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Speaker 2: I asked her why, and she said she was sick

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you what? What is auditioning?

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Speaker 2: You may ask, You know, I don't need your fricking money. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and take it, take it back. She went on to say,

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Speaker 2: my brother is paranoid. She's after his money. So he

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Speaker 2: like like I love these little traps, like don't look

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a piece of paper, Like yeah, she

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Speaker 1: Why is this random document on our bed? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: And then the second test would be going out to

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Speaker 1: For his money. That's just stupid. That's so mean.

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Speaker 2: It's like, hey, hey wife, girlfriend, I'm going to take

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Speaker 1: Also, like what does that prove? It's like proves he's

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't understand, brother, You're going around it all wrong.

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Speaker 2: Brother three never buying her gifts and questioning her when

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Speaker 2: It sounds is a shitty boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, I imagine

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Speaker 2: like she's giving him gifts and he's like, nope, I

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Speaker 2: want to make sure you're not a gold digger. Not

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Speaker 2: only is man not paying for any of the dinners,

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's like secretly broke and he's.

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Speaker 2: Just like he's like leaving these bank statements that are

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Speaker 2: like he's like very badly photoshop and it's like one

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Speaker 1: I was shocked.

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Speaker 2: So I had to hear my brother's perspective. We spoke

437
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: and he told me everything she said was true. It's

438
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: like it's like, yeah, bro, those are the tests I

439
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 2: give every girlfriend. Wow, and that there's nothing wrong with

440
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 2: making sure his girlfriend is with him for the right reasons.

441
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 2: He said he left his bank statements on the bed

442
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 2: and was peeking through the door to see if she

443
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 2: would be curious, and but she saw her pick up

444
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: the papers.

445
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: He knew in his gut she was using him for

446
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: his money. Bro, Like, if you.

447
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: Leave any paper on the on a bed, I'm gonna

448
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: be like, oh, like, what is this, why is this here?

449
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: At a minimum, you're gonna pick it up to fucking

450
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: move it. Yeah, I got sleep on paper. This is ridiculous.

451
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: And I love like, I'm just imagining him like peeking

452
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 2: through the door, like snooping around like like with like

453
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: a like a trench coat over his freaking freaking dude.

454
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a back boyfriend.

455
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 2: He also said he set up the restaurant idea to

456
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: see if she would get upset.

457
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: At paying a five hundred.

458
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,959
Speaker 2: Dollars bill, which of course she was because she's an

459
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: elementary school teacher.

460
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: Off it, stop it. And this happened multiple times probably.

461
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: And the guy's like, I'm gonna take you out to

462
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 2: a fancy dinner.

463
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And he's making her pet. This guy

464
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: is an absolute mania. He's a fucking moron. Dude.

465
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 2: I CA like, I can't believe this. I asked him

466
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 2: if he thinks her being an elementary school teacher could

467
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: have contributed to her being upset at a five hundred

468
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 2: dollars bill at a restaurant he wanted to go to.

469
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: And he said, nah, no, she's only blowing half of

470
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: her like income on one meal.

471
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 2: This is this is actually so ridiculous. But I feel

472
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: like the like the best revenge would be like the

473
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 2: girlfriend pulling a reverse UNU card on the brother and

474
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 2: just like getting rich herself, and then he would be

475
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: the gold digger.

476
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: Okay, so what's the game plan? Okay?

477
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: Step one, invest in crypto right now because it is

478
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: at like a what fifty two week low? We got

479
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: a deal baby, half price, bro. This is not investment advice,

480
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: by the way. And then what do you invest sixty

481
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: percent from Kukuan interest yearly? Yes, and everyone who signs

482
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: up with our link gets twenty five dollars free when

483
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: they trade with one hundred dollars. Like, it's a no brainer, dude,

484
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: Check the link and bio, get your free money, get

485
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 2: a baby, pull that reverse Uno card. So the brother's

486
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: backing all this up, he said. The straw that broke

487
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: the camel's back to the proverbial camel, as they say,

488
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: was when she asked him why he hasn't bought her

489
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 2: a single gift since they've started dating. When she bought

490
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: him a gaming console and new rims for his car,

491
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 2: and he knew because of that question she was discreetly

492
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 2: asking him to buy her an expensive gift.

493
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: For his car has to be like at least hundreds hundreds,

494
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: two thousands and a gaming broke and she's an elementary school.

495
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: And man apparently has buckets of money and is doing

496
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: shit allegedly. Allegedly, he confronted her and said he thinks

497
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: she's with him for his money. So she said, let

498
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 2: me do us both of favor and dumped him on

499
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: the spot and blocked his.

500
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: Ass air air managers into your own hands. Yeah, she

501
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: deserves better.

502
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: Honestly, he's upset about this gold digging bitch. And when

503
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 2: I laughed, he called me an asshole. Honestly, like Ovia

504
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 2: has every right to laugh. This brother sounds like a maniac.

505
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: He said, I would never understand what it's like being

506
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 2: a rich man. Got let me wipe back to you.

507
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: It's so hard to be a rich man. I don't

508
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: know how where to spend all my money, dude. Honestly,

509
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: rich men have it the hardest in this world. Dude.

510
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: That is literally the biggest factor I've ever heard of

511
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: my life.

512
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: Think of like all the prejudice that has happened in

513
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: the world, dude, everything people.

514
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: Want your money, and what are you going to spend

515
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: it all on? I have to buy Twitter, Yeah, dude,

516
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: to spend forty five billion. But if you call one

517
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: eight hundred help a rich man? You can donate today

518
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: to pay for a fund to help him figure out

519
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: where he should spend his money.

520
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: Wow, help a rich man today. But I told him,

521
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: if he thinks a woman will be okay with his

522
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: tests and auditions, he's delusional as l amen. If he

523
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: doesn't want to be used for his money, he should

524
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: start dating people as wealthy as him or leave lower

525
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: income people alone. If he's not going to be genuine

526
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 2: in his relationships until they passed the test, this guy's dumb, Like,

527
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: could you not think of a better test than forcing

528
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 2: your partner to pay for five hundred dollars meals like

529
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: I think honestly, he's insecure, and he's like, why else

530
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: would this girl be with me if it wasn't for

531
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 2: my money? Yeah, bro, you got to hit the gym.

532
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 2: Just get some confidence you now, build those muscles.

533
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: Gotta do something. Yeah, anything other than what you're doing, Yeah,

534
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: would be great. That would be a step in the

535
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: right direction.

536
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: Entitled aunts and uncle, how dare you make your daughter

537
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: your successor? Our son needs a job and she needs

538
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: to get the heck out of here.

539
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: That's right? How dare you?

540
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: My boyfriend's father recently announced that he has plans to

541
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: retire in a few months and hand over the reins

542
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: of his company to his right hand i e. His

543
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: daughter and my boyfriend's sister, shan Yah. She has been

544
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: working for him for over a decade and has played

545
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: a pivotal role in growing the company. She's in astute

546
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 2: business person. Everyone agrees that she is the ideal candidate

547
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,719
Speaker 2: for the job. Sounds solid, sounds good, everyone except the

548
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: boyfriend's paternal uncle entitled uncle and his wife entitled aunts.

549
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: When they heard about this, they were horrified. How dare

550
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 2: his brother put a woman in charge of the business.

551
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh?

552
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: I also It's crazy how it's like the entitled uncle

553
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: and the aunt that are saying this.

554
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: Some women be like that is wild. Damn.

555
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: How could they overlook their son, boyfriend's cousin, who's obviously

556
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: more qualified for the job by virtue of having just

557
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 2: because he had a penis.

558
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: I mean, the man has a wiener.

559
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: They didn't say it in so many words, but this

560
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: is pretty much the gist of it.

561
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: He has a betas and so he should be in charge. Yeah,

562
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: come on, give it to him, Just give it to him.

563
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: The uncle's son was denied a job at the company

564
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: years ago on account of his erratic behavior and general

565
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: ass holary. I love that word ass holary. Back then,

566
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: the uncle insisted that his subjects being handed a cushy

567
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: job at the company simply because he was family. Now,

568
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 2: the uncle had the gall to expect his brother to

569
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: make him in charge of the company when he steps down.

570
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: His reasoning is that only a man should inherit the

571
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: family business, and that it just wasn't a woman's place.

572
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: Bruhs backwards a heck. For real, The uncle actually seemed

573
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 2: way more upset about his niece getting the job than

574
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 2: he was about his son not getting it. He and

575
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: his wife kept repeating the same nonsense about how it

576
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 2: was a huge mistake to put a woman in charge

577
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: when male members of the family were available. Boyfriend's dad

578
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 2: tried to explain to them why Shanya was suitable for

579
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: the job, and that entitled uncle and entitled aunt's son

580
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: just wasn't qualified. However, it's notoriously difficult to reason with

581
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: bigoted shitheads, that's true. They refused to listen and actually

582
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: suggested that boyfriend's dad take their son under his wing

583
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: and teach him because he's so smart and he can

584
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: really learn so fast. He'll run the company way better

585
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: than Shanya, You'll see.

586
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: God.

587
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 2: Also, since your son, my boyfriend, isn't man enough to

588
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 2: be your heir, you should give our son a chance.

589
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: Are they? How do they think they're gonna get it

590
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: by insulting him? That? I know, they're just insulting everyone.

591
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: This is terrible. God.

592
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: They keep making ridiculous arguments like what about when she

593
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: gets married, she'll change her surname. My boyfriend's dad try

594
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: to explain to them that whether she gets married and

595
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: changes her surname or not is entirely her decision, and

596
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 2: if she does how on earth would it affect her

597
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 2: business acumen and leadership skills? Sam, They might not know

598
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: what name to call her, and then they lose the deal.

599
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: When my boyfriend's dad and sisters shut them down, they

600
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 2: change tactics. Yesterday evening, boyfriend received a call from his aunt.

601
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: She went on an insane rant about how boyfriend's dad

602
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: didn't know what he was doing. She then tried to

603
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: provoke my boyfriend. She told him, since he was the son,

604
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 2: it was his natural right to succeed his father and

605
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: he shouldn't let his sister rob him of it. My

606
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: boyfriend told her never to dial this number again and

607
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 2: hung up. Bravo, bravo.

608
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.

609
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: These a holes knew very well that my boyfriend has

610
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: never been interested in his dad's business, but I guess

611
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: since their son wasn't getting to run the company, they

612
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: decided to try to provoke a few between between my

613
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: boyfriend and his sister because they're kind of sad, bitter

614
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,959
Speaker 2: little shits that cannot see other people happy.

615
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: There you go, they suck.

616
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: They sucked, dude, just like you know, Lett, like like

617
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: women can do business.

618
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: Not that hard of a concept, But Sam, he has

619
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: a Wiener. That's true. That's true. He does have a

620
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: Wiener