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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh

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Speaker 1: with Me the podcast Jeremy Odemmo Jail, and I'm welcomed

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Speaker 1: once again. He is a former and if I've got

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Speaker 1: for the two thousand and twenty four Laugh with Me

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Speaker 1: podcast Guest of the Year. And I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go on a limb, Johnny, I'm

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Speaker 1: twenty five. He's my good friend, Eric Larson.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. It's quite the introduction this has

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Speaker 2: this has been a long time coming. I feel like

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Speaker 1: That why you texted me like furious about putting a

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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago. But this guy comes up.

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Speaker 2: Well, but you keep calling this like a chat, this

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Speaker 1: I've never been into that.

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Speaker 2: the main guy, Fry. He was a bachelor and so

437
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 2: this was the future, and you had this gigantic bag

438
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,199
Speaker 2: that looked like a dog food bag and it was

439
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,439
Speaker 2: just called bachelor chow and he could just pour it

440
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 2: into a bowl, add water and then he would scarf

441
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 2: it down like a dog would dog food, right, And

442
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 2: I was just like, that is so smart, Like I

443
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 2: wish they'd make that, but until they do, you know,

444
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 2: sometimes a bowl of cereal the easiest meal.

445
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 1: It is easiest meal. It's always been, Yes, the convenience

446
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: of it, but then also the flavor.

447
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the flavor.

448
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: You can't really beat that. Cereal owns flavor as far

449
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,879
Speaker 1: as like that convenient of a breakfast.

450
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 2: But they always talk about, you know, how much of

451
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,719
Speaker 2: value the Fast and Furious movies that brought Corona just

452
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 2: in the free advertising. Yeah, the fact that Vin Diesel

453
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 2: he never made an agreement with Corona that it was

454
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 2: going to be the beer, but that it factored prominently

455
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: in all his picnics. You know, what do you think

456
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 2: the impact is to our generation of Seinfeld eaten so

457
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 2: much Cereal? Yeah, in the nineties, that's right, you know,

458
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 2: is that where we got it from, right.

459
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: It's true, it was also pre like the I don't

460
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: know the you think about like all the easy breakfast

461
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: options you can have now or all the places that

462
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: will sell you a fast, quick, convenient breakfast. None that

463
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: existed when Seinfel was on. But yeah, I mean he

464
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: loves cereals, So then why didn't we too, Which to

465
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: your point though, then why did Superman not ever pick up?

466
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: Because he loves Superman. That's his hero, right, He's got

467
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,239
Speaker 1: Superman on his fridge. He just talks about Superman. But

468
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: then any Superman movie that's ever come out up until

469
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: this weekend, there's a new one. Who knows this one's

470
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: projecting like it's going to be big. But before this

471
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: it never took off.

472
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 2: That people found out Superman was an immigrant.

473
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: Now it's a political issue.

474
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they don't care for that. I did

475
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 2: see they want a Superman that actually came from Kansas.

476
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: There was like a representative that was like, now that

477
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: James Guns made it a political issue and we've half

478
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: of the country's not gonna want to go to Superman, like,

479
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: go shut the bark, Like that's just not that's not

480
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: why we're not going to see Superman because it's not

481
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: a Marvel movie.

482
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, honestly, that that cuts to the closest. Yeah,

483
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 2: if it's not a Marvel movie. It's like, those are

484
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: the two questions. Is it a Marvel movie? Yes or no? Right?

485
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 2: If no? Is it a Batman movie? Yes? No? Right?

486
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: And then you know, if you answered no to the Batman,

487
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 2: then like that's the end of the floor. I'm not

488
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Speaker 2: going to see it.

489
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Speaker 1: Yep, that is pretty much it. There are some of

490
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Speaker 1: those DC movies. I have seen a couple of them.

491
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed, but not like I enjoy the Marvel movies.

492
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'd rather have an hour long convo

493
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Speaker 2: with a pest control guy.

494
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Speaker 1: Yeah I've been there, dude. Yeah, So what what else?

495
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Speaker 1: What else do you not like about summer? Give me

496
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Speaker 1: one summer?

497
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Speaker 2: I mean I love pretty much everything about summer. So

498
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I feel like, guy, I

499
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 2: feel like we've we've hit a lot of the negatives,

500
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 2: you know, just in the watermelon juice, the mosquitos, the

501
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: sales guy grock uh, immigrants like this is this is

502
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: more one that I throw out just being an observer

503
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 2: of the human race. And that's the tall hair guys.

504
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 2: Like your brother's a tall hair guy. Yeah, you know

505
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: he's got that big he's got that swoop ye with

506
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: the conditioner, and like, I don't know the stay spray spray,

507
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: you know, I don't I don't know. I don't know

508
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: how he gets his hair to stick up like that

509
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 2: stay spray.

510
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: Can we googled stay spray please?

511
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know what I mean, Like Kyle,

512
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: he's I mean, honestly, in my head, I consider Kyle

513
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: taller than you because he's got such tall hair. He's

514
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 2: got that that just majestic swoop. And I've got to

515
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: imagine that in the summer when it's so hot, it's

516
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: a lot harder to maintain said swoop.

517
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, the humidity really really works out. But if you

518
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: use a good amount of stay spray, I think I

519
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: think it holds just fine. I think I'm gonna used

520
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: day spray in my every day vocabulary.

521
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not. I mean it's a perfect description, yeap.

522
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: In fact, that was one of the things that the

523
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: bug spray guy was pushing to me. Then they'd put

524
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: some stay spray at the edge of the yard and

525
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: then the.

526
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 2: Whoa, you're confusing stay spray with stay away spray.

527
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: Oh, stay away spray.

528
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: Okay.

529
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. There's just there's like a whole line

530
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: of that ship.

531
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like I might have crossed the

532
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: line with you by saying that your brother was tall

533
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: than you do to his hair. Yeah, So I mean

534
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: that brings up another kind of point. Is so if

535
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 2: you're a tall hair, Yeah, let's say, I mean you

536
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 2: got you got the stay spray swoop, or you got

537
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: you know, some dreads, or you got a bun on

538
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: the top, you know, the man bun there. How much

539
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: how much the height do you do you get from that?

540
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 2: How much? Hi? Can you claim? Like is there like

541
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: a ratio? Like can you you know, if your hair

542
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 2: is two inches off the top of your head, you know,

543
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: do you get to claim like an inch on that?

544
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: You get to claim like half an inch? Do you

545
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: get to claim the whole two inches as your height?

546
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: Would you not? I certainly would.

547
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm six four. I don't need to play

548
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 2: these hype games, all right, I understand you know that

549
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: it's a big deal.

550
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: I think knel Bryan's sixty seven, okay, and I'm just

551
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: making that number up off the dome, but I think

552
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: he's six seven.

553
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 2: I think you said, I mean off the dome, so

554
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: you're talking, well six seven. Naturally he was without hair.

555
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: He's natural without hair, but he famously has the spray look, right,

556
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: so he probably gains three inches. Oh wow, don't you

557
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: think he's got that huge wave much bigger than Kyle's,

558
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: which most will say that, So what like do you

559
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: think he called like he claims the full three or

560
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: what do you think?

561
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: Hmmm?

562
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: He's a tall guy anyway, that's the tough thing. Yeah, No,

563
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: who's gonna call on question if he goes, yeah, I'm

564
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: six nine, he's actually six six. Who's gonna question it

565
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: because he's a tall guy.

566
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 2: Well, and I mean, honestly, that is the that is

567
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 2: the conundrum because you know, as I said, I'm six four.

568
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: If I met Conan who's six seven, I would just

569
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 2: assume that he's seven foot okay, And I have to

570
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 2: assume that people are like six two see me, and

571
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 2: are also like, well, guys like seven foot, right. I mean,

572
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: it's just people that are taller than you are just giants.

573
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: They're like your parents when you're like five, Yeah, like

574
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 2: you're like, I can't imagine anything bigger than this point.

575
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm five eleven. I just assume this is

576
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: to you, like, this is how tall Michael Jordan is

577
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: like you are Michael Jordan, Like, I can only assume

578
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: that that's what it is.

579
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: That was one of my bet big pet peeves earlier

580
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: in life was people were like, oh, you play basketball,

581
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: and it's just like I'm not that tall. Calm down,

582
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: but yes, innermural, but yes, yes.

583
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: And I averaged one and a half points.

584
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: Again to rebat, let's let's not get ahead of ourselves there.

585
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: That's funny.

586
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: We played the girls that one time.

587
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: I won the tip that year we did play the

588
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: girls at one time. What an intense game that was. Yeah,

589
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: we had an Ary Marroll. Was that senior year or

590
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: junior year?

591
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: I think that was. I think the one where we

592
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: beat the girls was freshman year. I think the first

593
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: year that.

594
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh, So as we got older, we were like, let's

595
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: not get our ass kicked so fresh all right, whenever

596
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: it was we played in a row basketball and we

597
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: would get our ass kick every single week every week.

598
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: But we were just out there balling, right and then

599
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: for love of the game basically. And then we played

600
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: an all girls team and that was like our super Bowl,

601
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: Like that was the NBA Finals because we felt like

602
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: we had a chance to take it to them and went.

603
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: In fact, they were on our level and uh that

604
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: was a tough game that we barely barely won. You're

605
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: looking for the bottle opener, and I think it's not

606
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: an So you give me the next thing and I'm

607
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna go get you a bottle.

608
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: Over the fair enough. Well kind of keeping with uh,

609
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Speaker 2: you know, the summer theme. I've been thinking a lot

610
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611
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612
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613
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Speaker 2: things to prove that you know you're worthy of their respect.

614
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Speaker 2: So you know, a lot of civilizations throughout time, they

615
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616
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617
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Speaker 1: I came back to human sacrifice. Why we're talking about summer.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm examining this human sacrifice topic, trying to

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Speaker 2: get to the bottom of it, trying to get to

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Speaker 2: the consensus on it. And so it's like some of

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Speaker 2: the questions that I've got that aren't really answered in

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Speaker 2: the history books. Are you know, let's say that you're

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Speaker 2: you're getting ready to do human sacrifice. Let's say that

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Speaker 2: you're in you know, Xico City in the year fourteen

671
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Speaker 2: hundred year the Aztecs, like who who gets sacrificed first?

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Speaker 2: Like you think that they're picking like the attractive people

673
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Speaker 2: or do you think that they're picking the ugly people

674
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Speaker 2: to get sacrificed the ugly people?

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Speaker 1: Or hold on where? So where who are you asking?

676
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Speaker 1: Like who is the audience to ask.

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Speaker 2: That we're sacrificing somebody? We got to prove, we got

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Speaker 2: to prove our devotion. So are we going to sacrifice

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Speaker 2: somebody that's beautiful or are we going to sacrifice somebody

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Speaker 2: that's ugly?

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Speaker 1: Probably ugly?

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Speaker 2: But do you think the gods all be insulted by that?

683
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Speaker 2: But don't the.

684
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Speaker 1: Gods and need a sacrifice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

686
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Speaker 1: And then it's up to the people to decide.

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Speaker 2: But is it like a value proposition? M Yeah, But

688
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Speaker 2: then you think about it, it's like both sides kind

689
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Speaker 2: of have these the side effects because let's say you

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Speaker 2: know your original thought was, hey, they go for the

691
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Speaker 2: ugly ones first, well, god, that's gonna be a good

692
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Speaker 2: look in society. Like if you just wandered in to

693
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Speaker 2: their pyramid city and you saw you started looking around,

694
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Speaker 2: like you might be like, hey, this is a pretty

695
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Speaker 2: cool place. Everybody here is, you know, really good looking,

696
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Speaker 2: seem healthy. What's your guys a secret sacrifice?

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Speaker 1: We kill all the bad ones? Yeah, ugly ones, No, sorry,

698
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Speaker 1: not bad.

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Speaker 2: They can be good people who care, you know. Taking

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Speaker 2: it one step further, you and I would probably look

701
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Speaker 2: around them. We'd be like, well, I'm probably gonna scoot

702
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Speaker 2: just looking around just to compare myself. Yeah, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: it'd almost be like selective, you know, like, hey, we're

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Speaker 2: getting rid of all the ugly ones, we're only keeping

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Speaker 2: the beautiful ones. But the other side, let's say it's

706
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Speaker 2: the beautiful ones have more value. I mean, then everybody's

707
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Speaker 2: gonna look a little.

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Speaker 1: Ugly, So do we is it?

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Speaker 2: Are you like.

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Speaker 1: Getting really deep and saying that's what Hollywood is, Like,

711
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Speaker 1: that's what Hollywood does.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just trying to get to the bottom with

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Speaker 2: this topic.

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Speaker 1: Oh gotcha. I thought you were you had like a

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Speaker 1: bigger meaning and it was like, and this is Hollywood.

716
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Speaker 2: Yeah, although that is my favorite rom com trope.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then everyone looks great.

718
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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody looks great, but like everybody's struggling to find

719
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Speaker 2: like a partner. Like it's Sydney Sweetey out there. She's

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Speaker 2: just like, I haven't had a date and no, no

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Speaker 2: man's treated me well. And in a year yep, really.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm assuming there's a line. Yeah, that's funny. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Human sacrifice. I wonder when what year did that go away?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it lasted longer in Europe than it did

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Speaker 1: in America.

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Speaker 2: Right, well, so, I mean yeah, pretty much every society

727
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Speaker 2: had it. Like the Vikings would sacrifice people, the Celtic

728
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Speaker 2: people in the Roman times would sacrifice people. But like

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Speaker 2: when Cortes came to Mexico, they were still sacrificing people

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Speaker 2: and that was like the fifteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: Oh jeez, yeah, I want to call out that. When

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Speaker 1: I said I brought this up and a real question,

733
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Speaker 1: you sat up in your chair, real excited.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is this is the whole reason for

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Speaker 2: the topic.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: So all right, sacrifice is happening. Yep, that's it's good.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful person, it's an ugly person, doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: So you're down at the bottom of the pyramid. Like

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Speaker 2: if you were looking for a souvenir, like, what what

742
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Speaker 2: part would you want from the sacrifice?

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Speaker 1: Oh, from the from the sacrifice itself. Well, I'd want

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Speaker 1: a piece. I wouldn't want anything to do with the person.

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Speaker 1: I think i'd want a piece of the weapon that

746
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Speaker 1: was used to sacrifice them. So if it was what

747
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Speaker 1: are those things where they put the they put the arms,

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Speaker 1: the wooden thing, they put your arms in the head

749
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Speaker 1: in and stay put. Stay I'd like a piece of state.

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Speaker 2: But they put your arms and your head through the

751
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 2: little circles on it. Yeah, if there was it, you

752
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Speaker 2: stay put when you're in it.

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Speaker 1: If yes, you do. If there was one of those

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Speaker 1: in like modern time, like right now, you know, after

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Speaker 1: it they would be cutting that up, autographing it by

756
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Speaker 1: the executioner or something and selling those in an auction

757
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Speaker 1: or something like first five hundred people get a piece

758
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Speaker 1: of the stay put like you know, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: real well and.

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Speaker 2: So that I mean, that's not far off because when

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Speaker 2: they would do like public executions, like in like Europe,

762
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Speaker 2: it was like a big spectacle. Like, yeah, people would

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Speaker 2: show up like it was a concert. Like they would

764
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Speaker 2: show up the night before to camp out to get

765
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Speaker 2: their spots. Wow, and they would want to like get

766
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Speaker 2: a like scrap of the you know, piece of clothing

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Speaker 2: or like anything that could be a memento.

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Speaker 1: But isn't that the like the colisseum you know in

769
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Speaker 1: the original Gladiators, like the loser was dying. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we're packing this joint. You know, it's it's as full

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Speaker 1: as the Savannah bananas a Fenway Park, Like it's a

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Speaker 1: big freaking deal.

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Speaker 2: Well, and you know it's just bread and circuses. Like

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Speaker 2: how do you instract people? I mean, it'd be like

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Speaker 2: if we threw i don't know, like a UFC fight

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Speaker 2: on the White House lawn. You know, some people might

777
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Speaker 2: say that that's just a distraction.

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Speaker 1: It could never happen.

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Speaker 2: You you sidestepped that question very nicely by the way

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Speaker 2: of what piece would you want? Because I mean that

781
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Speaker 2: would have said a lot about you. I mean, yeah,

782
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 2: if you have been like, hey, I'm taking home a foot, right.

783
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: I mean that probably would have said something about you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I originally, I'll be honest, I originally was like

785
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Speaker 1: the left pinky would be like the left so novel

786
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Speaker 1: that when people came over and they're like, what what

787
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: is that, I'd be like, well, let me tell you.

788
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you about Johnny over the Stay put

789
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Speaker 1: and uh over on Third Street. And I got the

790
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: left pinky, Like that's a story. Right.

791
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Speaker 2: I don't know why, but when you said left pinky,

792
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 2: it gave me the image of the twigs and how

793
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: they come and like, right, hey, what what pinky is this?

794
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: Let me this is a left one? Yeah, I mean

795
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 2: I take your work.

796
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Speaker 1: For you take your work for it, which is genius marketing.

797
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: Genius marketing. And you know that these people that are

798
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Speaker 1: pushing you know, the souvenirs from these executions, you know,

799
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Speaker 1: that's how they're doing it. Like I may say I'm

800
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Speaker 1: getting a left pinky, it could be the right one.

801
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: What do I know? Right, unless I'm pulling it off

802
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Speaker 1: his body from the get.

803
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Speaker 2: That's one of them. You frame it, you hang it

804
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Speaker 2: on your wall, you forget about it. That's awesome.

805
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Speaker 1: Ah, it's the dog days of summer it's the dog

806
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Speaker 1: days of summer, and I'm we're talking food because the

807
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Speaker 1: thing that I love about summer is you get to

808
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Speaker 1: eat some foods that maybe you're not necessarily going to

809
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Speaker 1: eat during the winter, certainly not in the spring. You know,

810
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Speaker 1: how many hot dogs are you going to eat in

811
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Speaker 1: the winter, right? How many cheeseburgers right off the grill

812
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: are you gonna get during the dead of winter? I mean,

813
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: you're just not okay, but that is summer, okay. Brods,

814
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: brods for days. There's just so many great foods that

815
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: you can eat during the dog days of summer that do.

816
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Speaker 2: You have a sponsorship with the dog days?

817
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 1: With dog Days of Summer? Yeah, it's season four, brought

818
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Speaker 1: to you by the dog Days of Summer. Laugh with me,

819
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: it's brought to you by the dog Days of Summer.

820
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Speaker 1: You take a shot every time I say dog days. Yeah,

821
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Speaker 1: that's it's gonna be. It's gonna be a long night

822
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: for you. No. But some of the foods that I

823
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: think people don't always think about though, that you'll eat

824
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: during summer, that maybe you wouldn't eat other time of years.

825
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: Here's one for you. Think about this. Sunflower seeds, sunflower seeds.

826
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: How many sunflower seeds are you chewing up and spitting

827
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: out during December?

828
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Speaker 2: Tell me for me, probably about the same same amount.

829
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Speaker 1: Which is none.

830
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, no, no, I do I do some

831
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 2: at work?

832
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: Oh do you really?

833
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? I set at my desk.

834
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Speaker 1: So that was a poor choice of a food item.

835
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Speaker 1: I just yeah, you randomly selected that.

836
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Speaker 2: I wish you had this one filming just so that

837
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Speaker 2: people could see. I mean, you see, you had the

838
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: white arms, you had the lean bag. It was the

839
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Speaker 2: you know, the prosecution rest its case type of a deal. Now,

840
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Speaker 2: if you would have used like an example like Dippin' Dots.

841
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Speaker 1: Dippin' Dots, when's the last time you had a Dippin'

842
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: dots ice cream of the future. Yeah, that's an ice

843
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: cream that you see when you go to like an

844
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: amusement park, maybe the mall.

845
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: You see all the dads out there with their kids

846
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: and the sixth inning. You know, you could tell that

847
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: there's some bribery going on, like, hey, sit still for

848
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 2: the first five innings, then we'll go spend two innings

849
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Speaker 2: in line. You helped to get you a Dippin' dot.

850
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Brandon and I we went to

851
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Speaker 1: a collegeal series game. We went, we had to go

852
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Speaker 1: stand in line for the Dippin' dots, luckily, and it

853
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: was a long line, like they had one dippin' dot

854
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 1: spot ye at the entire stadium, right, So we're standing

855
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: out there. Luckily, just past the Dippin' dots stand was

856
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: another beard stand and the line was empty. So we

857
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: got the Dippin' dots. I hopped over, got a nice

858
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: tall sandy right a roll that summer, baby, that wasn't

859
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 1: the dog days, that was summer, that was June.

860
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you made that distinction.

861
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Speaker 1: You ever eat the chicken wings during the winter? Yes,

862
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Speaker 1: oh you do?

863
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, like once a week?

864
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh shit, like on the grill. No hmm, because that's

865
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: a great summer item. Too interesting. So sunflower seeds all

866
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Speaker 1: year round, chicken wings all year round. Okay, I got

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Speaker 1: I've got one. Here's an item I guarantee you only

868
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: eat during the summer. Potato salad I mean, not me,

869
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,959
Speaker 1: Oh not you? Yeah, okay, I'm a big potato salad guy.

870
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 2: Especially avoid anything with mayo in it.

871
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh really, not with mayo. You're in a cheeseburger with

872
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: mayo on it. No, oh good stuff.

873
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 2: No mayo, no ranch, no sour cream with.

874
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: Like a chicken like a chicken patty with some mayo on. No, no,

875
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: you're no mustard.

876
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: No, no mustard gross?

877
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. What are some foods you you like

878
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 1: to eat during the summer?

879
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: Hot dog?

880
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: Like a single hot dog?

881
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 2: Oh, sometimes two hot dog?

882
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: You say it like here, when you say it that way,

883
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: here's what I imagine, one single hot dog on a completely

884
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: empty grill. Other than that, you pick it up with

885
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: a fork and then you just eat it like you

886
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: no bun, no ketchup no, which I may be being

887
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: pretty offensive to some of the audience. I say, put

888
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: ketchup on A lot of people here in the Midwest

889
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: put ketchup on their hot dog. But nothing, just straight

890
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: off the grill, fork mouth.

891
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't own a grill, but I did

892
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 2: learn how to make hot dog hot dog in my

893
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 2: air fryer. People, I have air fried a couple of

894
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:44,959
Speaker 2: hot dog.

895
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: Do you have a microwave?

896
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

897
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: Are you afraid that the nuclear energy from the microwave

898
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: is going to cost any issue?

899
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 2: I just never used the microwave. I'm not a big

900
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: microwave guy.

901
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: So what do you do when you reheat something?

902
00:45:59,560 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: Normally?

903
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 1: Don't you eat it cold? Or you just eat it cold? Really?

904
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: You know, left to re pizza especially, that's that's a cold.

905
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: That's cold.

906
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: That's a good cold item.

907
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: Like if I made something like tacos, I will reheat

908
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: the meat on the stovetop. But yeah, anything else, I'm

909
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 2: probably cold. Stir fry, I'll eat that cold.

910
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: It's really you were eat Chinese food? Yeah, what kind

911
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: of what's your order?

912
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: Uh so? I mean back in the old days at

913
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 2: a grocery store that we both used to work for.

914
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 2: At one point, I was a big orange chicken guy.

915
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 2: But now I go for the General's chicken. I go first.

916
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: I like the spicy stuff. Give me some peppers in there.

917
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah I did too. I like I like some heat.

918
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: You didn't used to be that way. It's actually it's

919
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: funny because once I knew I had Crohn's disease, I

920
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: think I'm just like burn the ships, like give me

921
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: the heat.

922
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 2: And you know, like I've been to be there anyways.

923
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I'm already messed up, like just bring

924
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,479
Speaker 1: it on. Yeah, I felt like I had nothing to lose.

925
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: Then it's probably the completely wrong well correction, but here

926
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, that's awesome. Johnny did look up stay Spray.

927
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: It turns out there is, in fact a brand of

928
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: hairspray that you can find at various locations and it's

929
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: Stay Spray. So it's a thing and that works for hair,

930
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: and that works for hair. Yeah, so you weren't too

931
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: far off. In fact, you were naming a brand. So

932
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: there you go.

933
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: Look at you first first episode, Beginner's Luck.

934
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: Beginner's Luck. Yeah, first time on laugh with it.

935
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

936
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah. It turns out a lot of the foods

937
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: I guess we eat like really like in the summer,

938
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: we eat all year round.

939
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting with the exception possibly a hot dog.

940
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: Except for hot dog, because I'm sitting here thinking, man,

941
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: I love a chicken wing on the grill. But then, yeah,

942
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: you're right when you when you put it the way

943
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 1: you did, I'll eat chicken wings all the time.

944
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 2: And that's hot dog. His buddy hamburger. I mean that

945
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 2: was probably a food that would have been associated with it.

946
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: But I mean every bar that you go to, every

947
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: restaurant has a hamburger.

948
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: They have a burger.

949
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: Yet they don't have a hot dog.

950
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: No they don't. Yeah, not everybody does.

951
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: They've got a burger though, You eat brats?

952
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's your favorite?

953
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: They do a cajun a cajun one.

954
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: Where do you see a Cajun one?

955
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 2: I mean they used to have them at the grocery store.

956
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: Ten for ten dollars.

957
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: Oh well, ten for ten the hell of a price.

958
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 1: Now that's the ad price.

959
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: I have not bought one of them since I came

960
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 2: back from Atlanta though. Oh okay, so this is all

961
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: outdated information.

962
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't put out that price anymore. That's that's

963
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: advertised pricing. You would only get.

964
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: I mean, who's going to get in trouble? Am I

965
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: going to get in trouble for it?

966
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: This is probably on me? Yeah, that's Johnny's son of

967
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: a bitch. I put everything in his name, so then

968
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: that way, if anything legally was to ever come back,

969
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: it would I just be like that guy right there,

970
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: that's what that's it.

971
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and by me, I mean Johnny.

972
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just the creative. Yeah, that's it. On the

973
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: talent he pays me for the front man. Yeah, I

974
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: love a bro I'm a big pineapple brock guy, I.

975
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: Knew you were going to say that that's a that's

976
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: so low on my on my measurement that it might

977
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 2: as well be off the list.

978
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: It's too sweet.

979
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, pineapple doesn't deserve him to be on any

980
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 2: cooked food.

981
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: You kidding me? It's like the perfect ingredient for a pizza.

982
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember the one time I think we were

983
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: at a friend's house and you forced him to order

984
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: a pineapple. I did do that and Canadian bacon pizza,

985
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 2: and then nobody ate off of it.

986
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: I had to have.

987
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but like, honestly, you eat what like

988
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 2: a half a slice of heat?

989
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I eat a lot of pizza. Yeahete. You know what,

990
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 1: Pizza on the grill used to be a big summer

991
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: thing for us. Remember we drawn on the grill, that

992
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: little thin crusted pizza.

993
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 2: I think I got my status as as a wild

994
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 2: card off of the fact that one time I took

995
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 2: a burger that you'd also grilled. I put the slice

996
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: on top of it, closed it with the bun and

997
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: ate it that way, and people people's minds were blown.

998
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: That's wild ye, that's the like there are some wild

999
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: cards out there.

1000
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was I remember, I'm seeing some people like

1001
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 2: covering their kids eyes. Like when I did it, they

1002
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: were like, don't be don't be like that, don't be

1003
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 2: like the wild card.

1004
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: Imagine what they'd be doing. They'd be putting green beans

1005
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: in their cereal, and it'd.

1006
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 2: Just be I don't green beans in the cereal?

1007
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can you imagine.

1008
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 2: The milk would have to be really really cold? Yeah,

1009
00:50:59,080 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: there was warm.

1010
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: Well is the green bean cold? Yeah?

1011
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you got I think you gotta refrigerate

1012
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: the green bean. I think with cold, well, you gotta

1013
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 2: cook it.

1014
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: You gotta, you gotta cook it, then you gotta chill it,

1015
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: and then you put it. Yeah, you don't want to

1016
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: there's a fresh from the garden. Fresh from the garden.

1017
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's you know, chew eat ever

1018
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: a bee?

1019
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a green bean?

1020
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: I eat green beans.

1021
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: Have you had one fresh from the garden?

1022
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: I can't positively tell you that I have.

1023
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 2: One of the things I dislike about summer is the

1024
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: fact that you've never eaten a green bean from the garden.

1025
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: That's one of the things. Yeah, you finally have something

1026
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 1: you don't like about summer. And so I haven't eaten

1027
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: a fresh cream bean.

1028
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 2: Yes, it all comes full circle.

1029
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever pulled a watermelon off

1030
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: the vine, cracked it open right there in the field

1031
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: and drank its juice? No, not mean either, But that

1032
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: doesn't that sound good? That sounds refreshing. Yeah, I bet

1033
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: it would be awesome.

1034
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: I went to Bonnaroo in Tennessee one year, and so

1035
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 2: when you get to Bonnaroo, you have to you're driving

1036
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: your car in there. It's a campsite. And so we

1037
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: drove overnight and we got to it at six am.

1038
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: God, vehicle, what kind of we were in this big van?

1039
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 1: How many people?

1040
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 2: We have five people in the van. The van had

1041
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 2: no air conditioning, right, only one of the front brakes worked.

1042
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: As one needs when rolling into botta room.

1043
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 2: And so our friend Mike had driven the night before,

1044
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: so I drove in the morning in line. So we

1045
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: were based on the side of the interstate, just moving

1046
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: one car length at a time, and it took us

1047
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: till about three o'clock till we got in. So for

1048
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 2: seven hours we were in the line in here in

1049
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: this conversion van with no air conditioning. I had both

1050
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 2: the driver's side passenger side doors opened the sliding door open.

1051
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: We had a couple of cars with us, which the

1052
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: rest of the passengers all went, so it's just be

1053
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: by myself. And I remember it practically saved my life

1054
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 2: because somebody brought me some watermelon slices really that had

1055
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: been soaked in vodka.

1056
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: That saved your life. Yeah, that goes right quick buzz.

1057
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that hydrated me.

1058
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: It hydrated you and got your quick buzz. And people

1059
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: complained about a five minute wait at the grocery store,

1060
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 1: but then you'll wait seven hours in line.

1061
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think I do that again.

1062
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I just remember. Like so they had pretty

1063
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: strict rules on like you could bring your own alcohol in.

1064
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 2: And so we had this conversion van and in the

1065
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 2: back there was no seats, there was just a couch

1066
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 2: and so we put all the booze behind the couch.

1067
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 2: And then once we kind of went through the front

1068
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: doors and we're getting near the inspection point, I closed

1069
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 2: the doors. So when those guys came in to like

1070
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 2: search the car to see if we had any alcohol,

1071
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: like it was probably like one hundred and twenty degrees

1072
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: inside that van. Yeah, they gave up searching very very quickly.

1073
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: And they got in the vehicles the check Wow.

1074
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're supposed to like open your trunk that

1075
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 2: kind of stuff so that they could kind of see

1076
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: in there. And yeah, they had no interest in spending

1077
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 2: any more time than needed.

1078
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 1: It's a pretty hot band. Yeah yeah, so you had.

1079
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 2: It behind the couch or in the couch, behind the

1080
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: couch so wild you got them?

1081
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: Who performed that year?

1082
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: I think that was King's Leon, jay Z, Stevie Wonder

1083
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 2: and Dave Matthews Band were the big headliner Rest in Peace.

1084
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: Dave also had Black Keys and Weezer and Tenacious D.

1085
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: Taxious D Chicken Jockey. Dave Matthews He's dead, right, No,

1086
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: oh he's not. No, Okay, I get think just I

1087
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: think to me he's dead, Like I will not listen

1088
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: to another Damn Matthew song in my life. It's just

1089
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: you gotta draw a line in the sand at some point,

1090
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: don't you.

1091
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: He's one of those rare artists that kind of reached

1092
00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 2: the monoculture of everybody knew an annoying dude in college

1093
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: hardcore into Dave Matthews. It was just like love jam

1094
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: bands and they were the most obnoxious annoying people possible.

1095
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 2: It's funny unless they listen to the show. If they

1096
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 2: listen to the show now they've been rehabilitated.

1097
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you, love you, we love you. Two

1098
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: weeks ago, when I was in Manhattan, Kansas, Kyle his

1099
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: my brother. His daughter is so not His daughter doesn't

1100
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: matter this story, but his brother in law. We're there

1101
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: for his daughter, but his brother in law. I'm walking in.

1102
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: I just get in like into town, say hi to everybody.

1103
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: They're all hanging out this house, right, and then his

1104
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 1: brother in law comes run over and I'm like, I'm

1105
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: just like trying to say hi, right, like, oh yeah,

1106
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: what's up? He comes over, snubs me. I don't even

1107
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: get a high I would say hi, snubs me, gets

1108
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: in Kyle's face and he says, you will listen to

1109
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews band. And Kyle's like, I absolutely, like they

1110
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: were like nose to nose, absolutely went on with the

1111
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: Dave Masziew band, and uh, it got it got pretty

1112
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 1: intense for a second. I just gotten there. All I

1113
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: wanted to do was say hi, yeah, and he's going

1114
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: on about listening to Dave Matthew's band. So I don't

1115
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: know what happened before I got there.

1116
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 2: I mean, this is this is probably going to be

1117
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: a controversial pick, but I think I kind of support

1118
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: Kyle's brother in law on this really well. I mean,

1119
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,919
Speaker 2: Kyle's got the same hairstyle as Dave Matthews, so yeah,

1120
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: kind I mean they look very similar. They get a

1121
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 2: very similar style to them.

1122
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah they do.

1123
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well just kind of douchey.

1124
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, Kyle, you just called Kyle doochey.

1125
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, No, I didn't say he was.

1126
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 2: I just said he kind of looks that way.

1127
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 1: Kyle listens to the show, he's He's gonna be pissed

1128
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna have to hear about it. No.

1129
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 2: Shoot, I'm not worried about Kyle listening to it. Like

1130
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 2: you tell your mom not to listen to this.

1131
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: Ship, Yeah I can't. I don't. I don't know if

1132
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: she listens to the show.

1133
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,959
Speaker 2: But sorry, mama, Oh I'll find out. I guess.

1134
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, dog days summer, like it's just so hot outside,

1135
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: you know, Like what, I come home from work today

1136
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: and Braden's like, what's it like outside. I'm like, well,

1137
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: it's freaking hot the dog days And he's like, oh, man,

1138
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: I just see if you want to play basketball. I'm like,

1139
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? It's like the hot state's ever

1140
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: been and we're losing like a one point three milliseconds today.

1141
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: Like I need to make sure I'm productive. Yeah, it's

1142
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: wild out there.

1143
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to make this comparison, but it's

1144
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 2: almost like you come home and it's like the dog

1145
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: like the dogs, like I've been waiting all day for

1146
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: you to come home. He was so exciting, like I

1147
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: spent some time with me, and it's just like I've lived.

1148
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: I've had a whole day. I've had a whole day.

1149
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,959
Speaker 2: I've been gone like I can't you know.

1150
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've lived my life.

1151
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, honestly, your son should be out

1152
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 2: there among the lawn.

1153
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: He just did, uh, Monday morning, what's today? Wednesday? Monday morning?

1154
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 2: I probably need to get out there again.

1155
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: It's probably it doesn't like it.

1156
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 2: When I remind him of that, he takes.

1157
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: A briefense to it. He's actually, I will give him credit.

1158
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't take a lot of reminding for him to

1159
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: mow the lawn. He's pretty like pretty unappointment with that.

1160
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: He'll either do it Sunday mornings or Monday mornings. But

1161
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,919
Speaker 1: taking the recycling out, now that's a chore like that.

1162
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: It'll be a mountain of boxes and cans and whatnot

1163
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: for to go put in the recycling bin. And it'll

1164
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: be like, dude, are you ever going to take out

1165
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: the recycling He's like, no, one told me. I'm like,

1166
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: you're you had to like lean over to put something

1167
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: in the trash bag, Like that's your deal.

1168
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 2: You got to get more into viral parenting. So if

1169
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 2: you're a viral parent, what you'd do is you'd take

1170
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: a picture of the recycle bin empty. Yeah, and then

1171
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: you'd hang that picture by the recycle bin. Oh. And

1172
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 2: then when he was just like, nobody told me to

1173
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: take it out, then you point at the picture and

1174
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 2: you're like does the does it look like this? And

1175
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 2: when he said no, then you'd be like, that's your mind. Yeah,

1176
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: get moving.

1177
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say viral parenting that

1178
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: I need to start filming everything and making making an

1179
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: example of them on social media.

1180
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's like you need to get a cameraman. Yeah,

1181
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 2: when you ask him if he took the recycling out

1182
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 2: and he said no, that's you. You unhook his door,

1183
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 2: like you take his door off, and you're disccle you

1184
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,479
Speaker 2: lost this pro.

1185
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: You've lost your door now?

1186
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, does it feel the door because I got

1187
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: nothing else to recycle?

1188
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: Yep, and one door is not enough. Next time it's

1189
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom door. Like the doors are going doors are

1190
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: going fast, and you know what, the door's recyclable.

1191
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: So here we go. And then you got to do

1192
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: you know the follow up where you're just like, did

1193
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 2: you learn your lesson?

1194
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? And honestly, I'm not even really mad. I'm just disappointed,

1195
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: you know.

1196
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 2: And then yeah, you kiss them on the top of

1197
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 2: the head, you say, I love my kids.

1198
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, camera to the camera him he knows, right, or

1199
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: I hope he knows someday.

1200
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 2: It's tough. Tough to be a parent in the twenty first.

1201
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: Thing is when I'm dead, I hope he knows that

1202
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: I love him. He can watch the videos, right, I've

1203
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: put out there that I do, so he could obviously

1204
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: watch that.

1205
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 2: It's it's a good thing that you put those videos

1206
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 2: out because I mean, he could he could hear it

1207
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 2: from this episode, but if he listened, I don't feel

1208
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 2: like that. I don't feel like that human sacrifice conversation

1209
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 2: was appropriate.

1210
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: He probably turned it off at that point. He is

1211
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: a little a little wavy.

1212
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 2: With if he's a little wavy, have you told him

1213
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 2: to consider the stay spray stay that'll that'll fix him

1214
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 2: up real fast.

1215
01:00:53,800 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: Wild. I don't know, man, I don't know what summer dude.

1216
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: H It's funny when we were talking over text the

1217
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: last day or two and it's like, let's do that,

1218
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: let's we need, let's do it, let's do episode ninety two,

1219
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: let's let's get on and uh, let's uh, let's podcast

1220
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: and uh, it's like, all right, what do you want?

1221
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,919
Speaker 1: You were like, what do you want to talk about?

1222
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to talk about summer. And here

1223
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: you couldn't have been more disappointed. You do not want

1224
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: to talk about summer. You want to talk about human sacrifice. Yeah,

1225
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: And then I leave the room for one second so

1226
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: that you could have a beer and you start going

1227
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: on about human sacrifice.

1228
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: I had a lot more bullet points on my on

1229
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 2: my sheet about human sacrifice that we'll get.

1230
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: Like, let's get no, let's talk about it. Like what

1231
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: what else did you what? What could you possibly have

1232
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: about human sacrifice that you didn't already go over. I mean,

1233
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: you're selling souvenirs for God's sake.

1234
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 2: Well, so following my head's face on that, what what

1235
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: was the after party?

1236
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: Like?

1237
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,919
Speaker 2: Did you have an after party after the sacrifice? Yeah?

1238
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: What would that be like? Would it be like a

1239
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: like a carnival kind of Yeah?

1240
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 2: I mean that's the thing is like are you happy

1241
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 2: or is it like a funeral vibe? Like what do

1242
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 2: you wear? What do you wear to the sacrifice after party?

1243
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 2: Do you wear the same clothes you wore to the

1244
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: sacrifice or do you have to change in between?

1245
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Are sacrifices planned like this is happening

1246
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: at high noon on Thursday? Or are they sudden and

1247
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: it's like this guy's gotta go. That's the thing.

1248
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: I would say it's got to be planned. But I

1249
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 2: mean you could build a lot of hype by doing

1250
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: it just you just know, Hey, it's a dog days,

1251
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 2: everybody's a little down. Yeah, let's let's get a sacrifice.

1252
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: To get a sacrifice going. That's a good point that

1253
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: actually could be peaked dog day summer is if you

1254
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: knew that at any moment, someone's gonna get it. Yeah, that's

1255
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: pretty exciting.

1256
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 2: You're just sweating your ass off. Yeah uh, And I

1257
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 2: mean that's the thing, the same thing you know, for

1258
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 2: your your funeral fit. I mean, if it's the if

1259
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: it's the beautiful people getting offed, I mean, you don't

1260
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 2: want to look too good like you want to look

1261
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 2: good enough to you know party. Yeah, you don't want

1262
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 2: to look good enough that Hey, jermy's looking like it

1263
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 2: could be a good sacrifice, the.

1264
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: Saying, man, I know for a fact, I'd be sacrificed

1265
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: fairly early.

1266
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 2: Well, and then you know, you think about an after

1267
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: like an after party, you're gonna have entertainment as a

1268
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 2: as like, here's a question for you as a comedian,

1269
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 2: what what what would your set look like if you

1270
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 2: were the entertainment after sacrifice.

1271
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: That is a hell of a question. And here's here's

1272
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: here's immediately I thought, here's a way to spin it

1273
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: as a fun, entertaining, like joyous occasion. So whomever got sacrificed,

1274
01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: which is brutal and barbaric and sad, especially for their

1275
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: family and friends, right, No, Suddenly we turn it into

1276
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: a hell of a party by turning it into a roast.

1277
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: And the roast is one of the highest honors you

1278
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: can get to be roasted. So now you you kill them,

1279
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: right because you're not going to roast them, and then

1280
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: know that, oh, we're gonna kill this guy, like you know,

1281
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: that's terrible, Like that's terrible, Like that's just mean you

1282
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: got to kill him, and then you've got to go

1283
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: and do the roast after the fact, and it would

1284
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: just be very entertaining.

1285
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 2: So you get up there and you just be like,

1286
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,919
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, think, thank you for showing up. Let's

1287
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 2: get a round of applause for our victim. Yeah, rest

1288
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 2: of peace. Let me tell you what can I say

1289
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 2: about Johnny? Guy had the biggest pinkies I've ever seen

1290
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 2: on the right wall. I mean, what was this guy

1291
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 2: doing getting his hands strong?

1292
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: I mean, meet me at the merch stand after if

1293
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: you're interested in that left one.

1294
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's ironic because he was known

1295
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 2: as a guy that would never cry till that dagger

1296
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 2: came down.

1297
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: Oh hey, here's the thing, Johnny, he was a good guy,

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Speaker 1: always had very high spirits, but boy did he drop fast.

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Speaker 1: See that's the kind of stuff I think people would

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Speaker 1: really be into that.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm kind of thinking like I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: soft run, I mean we might need to do a

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Speaker 2: sacrifice after party.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm kind of into it. I think we've got

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Speaker 1: something here that's summer baby, That's how you enjoy the

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Speaker 1: dog days?

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Speaker 2: Could you, like, is there a category four podcasts about sacrifice?

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Speaker 2: Could we develop a whole new format here?

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Speaker 1: I think yeah, I think it could be a whole

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Speaker 1: new format. The issue is, I think, correct me if

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but those are the crime podcasts, right, isn't

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Speaker 1: there like a whole like it's like some of the

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Speaker 1: biggest I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, the draw to a crime podcast is who done it? Right? Like,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna tell you this one.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna know, We're gonna know, it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we did it. Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Man. Imagine how proud our guy O. J.

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Speaker 1: Simpson would be right now talking about this. That would

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Speaker 1: be great.

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Speaker 2: Gone too soon, Gone too soon?

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Speaker 1: All right? P my man. Okay, I think you did it.

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Speaker 1: I think OJ did it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got anything else on that list? No?

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Speaker 2: That was all I wanted to say about human sacrifice?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll accept it. You got anything you

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Speaker 1: would have plug this time. Season four, Season four, Baby,

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Speaker 1: we're here, we're loud, and we're proud. And I could

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Speaker 1: say that now because it's July. Yeah, if I had

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Speaker 1: said that in you people would think some things about

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Speaker 1: me that we're just not true. Now there's anything wrong

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Speaker 1: with that.

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Speaker 2: There's absolutely nothing wrong.

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Speaker 1: Now if there's anything wrong with that. But yeah, season four,

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Speaker 1: you can find us laugh with Me podcasts. Obviously, you

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Speaker 1: can find us wherever you're listening to it right now.

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Speaker 1: So a few of it's gonna be Apple podcasts, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Google, it's going to be Spotify, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be on YouTube. But yeah, now wherever you're finding us,

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Speaker 1: I would certainly appreciate it. And there's a mountain list

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Speaker 1: of guests coming all the way through. Season number four

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Speaker 1: is We're on the March. We are on the March

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Speaker 1: to episode one hundred.

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Speaker 2: It's a little it's a little bittersweet, little ironic though.

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Speaker 1: Why.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're losing time. We're losing a millisecond. We are,

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Speaker 2: you know, three times this year. Yeah, and there's just

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Speaker 2: that much less time for season four, so we really

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Speaker 2: got to pack it in. We're reality over quantity. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I would recommend you listen to this episode again.

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Speaker 1: Listen to it once, listen to it twice, listen to

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Speaker 1: it three times if you're a lady. And then we're

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Speaker 1: getting closer and closer and closer to episode one hundred.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't be more excited for episode one hundred. So

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Speaker 1: you're going to be back for a hundred, right, I

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Speaker 1: mean this is I don't know, I don't catching off

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Speaker 1: card right now.

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Speaker 2: First first time I've ever been.

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Speaker 1: On the first time you've been on the show.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like I gotta do something big if

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Speaker 2: I if I come back.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe make a sacrifice.

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Speaker 2: Johnny.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I'll need