Speaker 1: Even that cat looks like it's trying to fuck.
Speaker 2: That cat was horny.
Speaker 1: That that was a horny ass cat, that baby fat cat.
Speaker 2: That cat barely had a tail, and yet it was
Speaker 2: the longest tail that ever was.
Speaker 1: That's that's what people need to check in on, is
Speaker 1: the baby fat cat.
Speaker 2: You're worried about the baby fat caum.
Speaker 1: I want to where are they now? YouTube on the
Speaker 1: baby shop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they catch the smoking streight. Yeah, nineteen ninety nine was.
Speaker 3: A good year.
Speaker 4: He still works in the Burlington Co Factory. Most of
Speaker 4: the firsandises that distributed, and.
Speaker 2: That's the only company that didn't turn on them. Walter
Speaker 2: Burlington is still all in on the baby fat Cat. Kimora,
Speaker 2: it can work, Camara. I'm telling you, baby, you're back.
Speaker 2: We've seen sales jump thirteen percent this month. You're back, baby.
Speaker 3: The babies.
Speaker 5: Chips in your name, Quala bears are racist, the ostal layers,
Speaker 5: money turning stuff. I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: You can ring my bell, ring my bell? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal
Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 4: Me, The podcast when we dived deep into the pockets
Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove that the clock around
Speaker 2: Flavor Flave's neck is in fact a doomsday clock. It's
Speaker 2: been counting down this whole time, ladies and gentlemen, and
Speaker 2: we've ignored it because he's a fool, but a fool
Speaker 2: wearing vital information that we could have been working backwards.
Speaker 2: Though we could have been begging flav.
Speaker 1: Ah, even the broken fools right twice a year.
Speaker 2: He's a leathery fool, but he had vital information we needed.
Speaker 1: He's tried to tell it, whats us, what time it was?
Speaker 1: We did not listen.
Speaker 4: He kept saying it.
Speaker 1: The man in the flashy hat came to us, but
Speaker 1: we did not listen.
Speaker 2: No, we we laughed at his horns and his crown,
Speaker 2: but we didn't we didn't hear his words.
Speaker 1: We mocked his attempts at love.
Speaker 2: We laughed. We we guffawed when he ate out Brigitte
Speaker 2: Nielsen on TV, how we are party hard?
Speaker 1: When Punkin spat on New York.
Speaker 2: When that one lady shipped on his steps and he
Speaker 2: had to process it. We oh, we got to tickle
Speaker 2: out of that. But we we could have been saving
Speaker 2: the plane this whole goddamn time. My name is Langston
Speaker 2: Kerman and I am we come to you today to
Speaker 2: celebrate a Langston and David episode. This is This is
Speaker 2: one of our classic Langston and David episodes. David and Langston,
Speaker 2: you flip it, how you decide whatever, who the fuck cares.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna You're not gonna break us up.
Speaker 4: Bay. You can freak it however you are, go go
Speaker 4: the way.
Speaker 1: You want to do it.
Speaker 2: But the point is, the point is we we are
Speaker 2: going to unpack our own conspiracy theory without the help
Speaker 2: of the guest as its tradition on this episode, and
Speaker 2: it's a special it's it's a special hip hop themed episode.
Speaker 2: We're kicking it off with a really a really hard
Speaker 2: thought hip hop themed episode. It's very exciting.
Speaker 1: How often do you use the term hip hop in
Speaker 1: my daily life? Almost never.
Speaker 2: It feels like it feels like a student teacher is
Speaker 2: the type of person that still says hip hop and
Speaker 2: then everybody else is like, yeah, it's just rapping.
Speaker 4: Like some of you comes and talk to you after school, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna talk to you about hip hop and aids.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it feels like I'm gonna have to read
Speaker 2: after you tell me you say it's hip hop, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've said it out loud this many
Speaker 4: times in the day. Ever, I'm typed in the pornhub
Speaker 4: a couple of times. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Porn Hub.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for that hip hop porn typed typed in
Speaker 4: weird the Bronx. That's the thing I typed in one time.
Speaker 2: WHOA, what were you looking for?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, all.
Speaker 4: Right, I hope it was just I think we all
Speaker 4: understand a build, a building, a size that I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: If I'm typing in the Bronx for some.
Speaker 2: Reason, I just pictured two people fucking while they call pigeons, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They're in the That's what I like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just wranguling pigeons, and the pigeons though what's happening,
Speaker 2: but they don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's basically it's the same reason I
Speaker 4: typed in baby fat Sweatsuit.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a very particular time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I uh damn, I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I was fucking when the baby Fat sweatsuits. We were
Speaker 2: at their height.
Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to see what it was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was horny when they were at their height,
Speaker 2: crazy horny when baby fat came out.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: They did a lot for me emotionally and and all that.
Speaker 2: But but I don't think I made it to baby fat,
Speaker 2: baby fat guts.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I ever got a baby. I
Speaker 1: know I didn't get any apple bottom guts.
Speaker 2: For sure. I did get some apple bottom, some apple
Speaker 2: bottom gus. I think apple bottom was was slightly after
Speaker 2: and I think that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, that was before apple bout him.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, Well, cheers the anybody out there who
Speaker 2: got them all, you know what I mean, who caught
Speaker 2: all those pokemon?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you for sure have kids, whether you want it
Speaker 4: or not. If you were fucking in the baby fat era,
Speaker 4: it's a ninety five percent possibility you have children.
Speaker 2: Right, come on, man, those pants were built for fertility.
Speaker 2: Don't don't think for a second.
Speaker 4: Kimre knew what she was doing. She dropped us jackets
Speaker 4: knowing we were all gonna go crazy.
Speaker 2: They're like jackets that small who knows what's under there
Speaker 2: and turns out it was just it was just titties
Speaker 2: and bellies and ship.
Speaker 1: Did she leave?
Speaker 4: No, they've been not together for a long time, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think there.
Speaker 2: I imagine it's complicated now, you know, because we know
Speaker 2: he's a sex pest. But uh I I My guess
Speaker 2: is that she had long cut ties with him because
Speaker 2: of his personality and sort of like figured out a
Speaker 2: way to like maneuver so that it didn't seem as
Speaker 2: if she hated his guts.
Speaker 1: If I didn't know any better, i'd say, you hate
Speaker 1: Russell Simmons.
Speaker 2: I don't care for him one bit. I don't know
Speaker 2: that I hate him. I think, uh, you know, he
Speaker 2: helped make Pioneer a lot of amazing shit, but he
Speaker 2: also is sex criminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it's not even a subjective statement. I believe he
Speaker 2: he had to la flee the country to avoid facing
Speaker 2: accountability for for everything that he did, and then still
Speaker 2: has the audacity to post yoga videos and it's like, bro,
Speaker 2: you're I know where you are. You're crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's one thing for you to do what you did
Speaker 2: and then run away and like start a new life.
Speaker 2: It's a whole different thing to be like, huh, I'm
Speaker 2: so at peace. Let me show you how at peace
Speaker 2: I am with every choice I've made.
Speaker 1: I feel. I need you to know that I don't
Speaker 1: feel bad about a thing I've done in this life.
Speaker 2: If you thought for a second that I reflected, sorry,
Speaker 2: you're mistaken.
Speaker 1: I just did more yoga.
Speaker 2: I actually can touch my face to my knee now,
Speaker 2: and that's fucking sweet. That's where I'm at.
Speaker 4: Think about what I would have gotten away with if
Speaker 4: I could do that up too, if I had this
Speaker 4: back in Hollis. Anyways, Happy Birthday, hip Hop.
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday hip Bob. We love you so much, and
Speaker 2: and that's why we talk about your daddy the way
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: You're truly responsible for all my best anwer decisions.
Speaker 2: Well we we we can't delay anymore because we have
Speaker 2: a conspiracy theory that that we oh we we're deeply
Speaker 2: passionate about this. It's gonna be a it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a beautiful episode, but but it's a conspiracy theory. I
Speaker 2: think we best phrased it as my mama told me.
Speaker 4: What happened to a little bye Wow?
Speaker 2: Yes, Shad Gregory Moss Shad gee m bow wow.
Speaker 4: Like two months apart for really yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 4: March ninth on May fifth.
Speaker 2: Damn, yeah, damn. I'm a from twenty third, so we're yeah,
Speaker 2: we're just twenty six twenty six year old men.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, we're just very young and castable.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, put us in those teen comedies.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 1: Come on, I don't look like a dad. I look
Speaker 1: like kid on the football team.
Speaker 2: I look like a kid who just got to get
Speaker 2: his grades up so they can get get into that college.
Speaker 2: This girl is going to I.
Speaker 4: Look like I'm gonna go out to get blindsided by
Speaker 4: a white family. Take me in, give me the Jimmy
Speaker 4: Butler treatment.
Speaker 2: And halle Berry return to pick me back up after
Speaker 2: you get it clean from crack. That's how young I am.
Speaker 1: Oh, you mean losing Isaiah young?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come get me, halle Berry.
Speaker 1: I'm approximately the same age as Isaiah.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's me, Me, David and Isaiah and of course
Speaker 2: Shad Moss.
Speaker 4: We're all. We need to write a movie where we
Speaker 4: reverse blind side a white kid. Oh, I like that,
Speaker 4: but not for basketball or football, like like like like curling.
Speaker 4: Here's yeah, soft pitch. We're a couple.
Speaker 1: We're a couple. You're the trainer, I'm the coach or
Speaker 1: vice versa.
Speaker 2: You're doing a million dollar baby situation.
Speaker 4: We got kicked out of curling because we were involved
Speaker 4: in doping. A young Toronto team gets kicked out of
Speaker 4: his house. We catch him on the ice one day.
Speaker 4: We take him and raise him as our own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's doing wild shit on the ice. He's
Speaker 2: like out there like skating and burning kids with cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't know it's not hockey.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's a bad boy, but not in the fun. Adam
Speaker 2: Sandler in the beginning of his Movie's way, he's he's
Speaker 2: a real bad boy.
Speaker 1: No, he's an actual at rescue. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we we take him in and we smack
Speaker 2: him around and what's.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, teach him a gentleman's game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he calls it gay at first, And because
Speaker 2: he doesn't know that that's not how we refer to
Speaker 2: things that we don't like anymore, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: he's he's a kid, and he's he's filled with rage
Speaker 2: and hate. So he's like, this is gay, and we
Speaker 2: you can't say that, And we we teach him all
Speaker 2: those lessons and and and suddenly he falls in love
Speaker 2: with curling exact.
Speaker 4: And he steps up into his destiny that he always
Speaker 4: knew he had all along. Fuck yeah, that's pretty man.
Speaker 2: This is good.
Speaker 1: I mean, just brought the top like that.
Speaker 2: If the if we weren't in the middle of a
Speaker 2: writers strike, i'd be I'd be writing it down.
Speaker 1: But we need you to know that my mama told
Speaker 1: me does stand with the w g A.
Speaker 2: We do stand with the w g A on account
Speaker 2: of it's how we make most of our money. So please,
Speaker 2: God damn it, fix this. This is crazy. You're gonna
Speaker 2: replace me with AI fucking Amazon Studios? Be nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do this. This is the worst time for the
Speaker 1: dropping off. Are you kidding me? Olivia?
Speaker 2: Man, God damn it.
Speaker 1: Well there we go.
Speaker 2: I told you I could play a kid. Let me
Speaker 2: let me throw it.
Speaker 6: Boy's kids too. Yeah, they come back in the habit,
Speaker 6: Oh Brono.
Speaker 2: All grown up? Still bad?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Now they're on probation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that now that there's real risk to their choices,
Speaker 2: this isn't just a slap on the wrist kind of
Speaker 2: situation anymore.
Speaker 1: No, Pee wee pee Wee's not coming back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is one of those movies where where he's uh,
Speaker 2: he's dead in the beginning of the story and then
Speaker 2: they they're just processing. Yeah, they're lost.
Speaker 4: It's like a society. Like my brother Khalil asked me
Speaker 4: if I cared if I lived or died. I guess
Speaker 4: I'll never know.
Speaker 2: And it's like, God, damn, this is bleak right from
Speaker 2: the start. Me just there's no hope for these boys.
Speaker 7: Huh would you say that you're racist?
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 4: No, Look at a dog, he's as black as can be.
Speaker 2: Hey, I do that, suck it? Hey, I would never
Speaker 2: take that long to get a thing working. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would do it effectively and quickly.
Speaker 4: It's efficient as far as I can tell. And I'm
Speaker 4: scared for my jobs. I have so ma mush for
Speaker 4: my voice out there. They're gonna be able to make
Speaker 4: me say anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we're We're gonna be fucked pretty quickly. It's
Speaker 2: it's truly. I listened to all the the ways that
Speaker 2: they can now, like making artists sing a song that
Speaker 2: they never sang.
Speaker 1: Have you seen, oh man, I've been great songs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like Drake singing this Beyonce song. It's like, well, well,
Speaker 2: fuck yeah, I like it. I like it a lot.
Speaker 2: And then Drake, you know Drake's people are like Jos
Speaker 2: is wrong, but I'm like, God, damn it, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's pretty catchy.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 2: I saw one.
Speaker 4: I saw one, Let me see. I think I can
Speaker 4: find this. I saw one the other day where they
Speaker 4: were making, uh, Joe Biden say all kinds of ship
Speaker 4: hold on let me Yeah, you guys can hear this.
Speaker 4: All you bitch asz niggas calling me sleepy Joe, I'm
Speaker 4: wide away, nigga.
Speaker 1: I got the eraser because all you niggas and mistakes.
Speaker 2: Shout out to my younger Prince Andrew, he the realist
Speaker 2: kids snipper on, all you bitch azz niggas.
Speaker 1: Calling what am I supposed to do? Now? What am
Speaker 1: I supposed to do to make money?
Speaker 2: But that's crazy because because yeah, of course I would
Speaker 2: watch hours of that on a program. But that's not right.
Speaker 2: That's not that's still not right, and that you shouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to replace me with that. That's that's evil.
Speaker 4: You will not replace us, You will not replace us.
Speaker 4: I kind of get where they were coming from, though.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, we are, we are heading into dangerous territory
Speaker 2: here on the bottom. We haven't even addressed our biggest.
Speaker 1: Just my first red and white hot might not be
Speaker 1: my last.
Speaker 2: Uh oh boy? Do I want to move forward?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Anyways, the question at hand is what the fuck happened
Speaker 2: to Little bow Wow? Could you talk to me a
Speaker 2: little bit about where what you think the state of
Speaker 2: Little bow Wow is at this point where let's let's
Speaker 2: start with a state of the union for Little bow Wow.
Speaker 4: I think that right now for bow Wow, I think
Speaker 4: it's going better than it has ever.
Speaker 2: Ever. I need, okay, ever's heavy because it was the
Speaker 2: literal most like highest selling person in the world for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 4: But we all knew that that wasn't sustainable. And I'm
Speaker 4: imagine if that happened linked up at the same time
Speaker 4: as puberty. Sure, that's probably not actually a very good time.
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying that, Like, while aesthetically and
Speaker 2: sort of like on the surface, it feels like this
Speaker 2: would be a good time for a person living through it,
Speaker 2: it's actually probably a night.
Speaker 1: You're going through. Your body's going through terrible changes.
Speaker 4: You don't understand yet everyone's still watching you on music videos.
Speaker 4: You pulled up with all those tattoos all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: but still could cuss remember that like the tattoos, predating,
Speaker 4: pred dated him cursing.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched a video the other day, just doing
Speaker 2: my periodic bow wow check ins. I watched a video
Speaker 2: the other day where he was talking about how he
Speaker 2: never actually got to touch his money until he was eighteen.
Speaker 2: That like, because all of it essentially goes to a
Speaker 2: trust when you're a child performer, that you can't touch
Speaker 2: the money, your parents can't touch the money. It truly
Speaker 2: is like regulated out to you from some sort of
Speaker 2: like third party official type person. And so like, he's
Speaker 2: not as rich essentially as we thought he was, or
Speaker 2: at least certainly not living with wealth the way we
Speaker 2: thought he was. He's not getting to benefit as much
Speaker 2: as we think he is from like just his music
Speaker 2: because he's a kid, So he's not fucking and sucking
Speaker 2: bad bitches all the time. He's just still being.
Speaker 1: A kid, little boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then probably my guess is he also was struggling
Speaker 2: with the fact that like he wasn't getting bigger.
Speaker 1: Is that my physically yeah?
Speaker 2: Physically, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he's a small man.
Speaker 2: He's a very small man, and he started small and
Speaker 2: it was adorable at first. And then it got disturbing
Speaker 2: in that halfway point.
Speaker 1: Like what's that video where that guy calls him a
Speaker 1: little girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he like rubbed his face and he's like, you're
Speaker 2: so cute, and bow Wow just had to take it
Speaker 2: because he's like, well, I can't fight him. I'm little.
Speaker 2: I think it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, because how far died? Were you a little
Speaker 1: Bowow fan?
Speaker 4: First of all, because I feel like the hard thing
Speaker 4: about being the same age as him, like we were
Speaker 4: born the same year, is that if you were that age,
Speaker 4: it was like you couldn't be a Bowow fan because
Speaker 4: that was you listened to grown up rappers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like him because it made
Speaker 2: me feel like a boy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It made me feel like a child to like this.
Speaker 1: So I was never. I was never. I was never
Speaker 1: with any of it.
Speaker 2: I think the point in which I listened to the
Speaker 2: most violent, disturbing music in my life was the point
Speaker 2: when bow Wow was at his height. I'm saying, it's like,
Speaker 2: what's the opposite of whatever this nigga is putting out
Speaker 2: in And I went in, like listen to two like
Speaker 2: dark d mx B sides and fucking Eminem putting his
Speaker 2: wife in a trunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to hear him kill his kids.
Speaker 2: And that's the problem.
Speaker 4: That's the problem with That's that's why I feel so
Speaker 4: disconnected from bow Wow. Is because when I was trying
Speaker 4: to prove myself because also even the one O six
Speaker 4: and pod Care, Bow was like Bo and Sierra, you
Speaker 4: couldn't tell people you liked that song, you did because
Speaker 4: it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I remember, and I do remember that one
Speaker 2: that ain't the same song era that was a transition,
Speaker 2: because that's the the new O Marion era that's after
Speaker 2: him and Sierra split.
Speaker 4: That's okay. I forgot how Future took his lady. Future
Speaker 4: didn't take his which, hey, you know what, I don't
Speaker 4: even feel bad for him for that. You were in
Speaker 4: Atlanta at that time. Future was to take your woman.
Speaker 4: That's what he did.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, I what's happening.
Speaker 1: It's a long story.
Speaker 2: Somebody watching the reading Rainbow in the background, what is
Speaker 2: that was insane? But but I will say that bow
Speaker 2: Wow also and when he first started dating Sierra, there
Speaker 2: was such a noticeable height difference that that it didn't
Speaker 2: feel like he had a chance, like it felt like
Speaker 2: the most staged relationship I'd ever seen.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all had one of those who was
Speaker 1: on the way out the door from the time.
Speaker 2: You got him, right, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you just looked at You're like, this is not
Speaker 1: gonna be baby.
Speaker 4: I'm thankful for this little bit of time we're gonna
Speaker 4: have together, but you're not gonna be over here.
Speaker 2: Were both just leaves them, baby, Yeah the gas station.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you for thinking that I'm gonna get this
Speaker 4: comedy thing off the ground, but probably not right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It's just so hard for me
Speaker 1: with a little boot because he tried.
Speaker 4: On paper, he's the.
Speaker 2: Goat, right, Sure, he reached the high highest highest highs
Speaker 2: of the thing.
Speaker 4: He's part of the biggest selling franchise in movie history,
Speaker 4: one of the one of the biggest selling rap artists
Speaker 4: of all time.
Speaker 2: Survived to beef with Little Romeo, survived to beef with
Speaker 2: Little Romeo. I think survived to beef with with Soljier Boy.
Speaker 2: Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 2: I think he was beefing with at one point, or
Speaker 2: maybe they were just friends and I don't know, but
Speaker 2: either way, he's he's made it through a lot.
Speaker 4: He was beefing in the my space area, remember those
Speaker 4: videos like he so he's done it all and now
Speaker 4: you know a rising do rag mag Like he's.
Speaker 1: It should be better for him than it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, I think he never got to be a
Speaker 1: real person.
Speaker 2: It is a problem. Whoa So this is you, you
Speaker 2: would say, and we have to go to break But
Speaker 2: this is a I think a good way to transition
Speaker 2: us into that. If you were to answer the question
Speaker 2: of what the fuck happened too Little bow Wow, you
Speaker 2: would say it's all rooted in him not getting a
Speaker 2: chance to live a real human experience.
Speaker 1: He's a show business kid, just like and all the
Speaker 1: other ones.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, he is not that different than Amanda Vines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's the Amanda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's him and Amanda. Vind's got the same vibe.
Speaker 2: And there's no other no other names to look up anyway.
Speaker 1: He's like the Corries, the two White Corries. He's one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Corey Feldman, did you did you see Corey Feltman's
Speaker 2: new music video by chance? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't see Cory Felman snoopy.
Speaker 2: Oh come on bro, you got him? Say up on
Speaker 2: Corey Felman, go, don't don't do that doing because he's
Speaker 2: not doing No, he's doing the worst anybody's ever done.
Speaker 2: In his new music video, I Shit you not, he is,
Speaker 2: he is dressed up as Michael Jackson doing singing his
Speaker 2: song and doing Michael esque dance moves, and it's it's
Speaker 2: fuck man, fuck.
Speaker 4: Alone man.
Speaker 2: He's just he's just not doing great. And he's like
Speaker 2: fifty and it's like, bro, fuck yeah, he's not gonna
Speaker 2: get that back. No, it's him and what's her name?
Speaker 2: Sun Ye two are just permanently like you're done.
Speaker 1: You are one's still married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I wouldn't be surprised if Corey Feldman had
Speaker 2: a document that said he was married to Michael somehow,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean.
Speaker 2: It would not shock me if just at home he
Speaker 2: had like a certificate with a bear on it that
Speaker 2: says Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson are married to each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quite like Quincy Jones signed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's why nobody will like just put him
Speaker 2: down because they don't know where the document is. They
Speaker 2: can't find the final Corey Feldman document to the just
Speaker 2: finally just put him out of his misery.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Can we watch this video?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I really want you to see it. I look up
Speaker 2: Corey Feldman. I believe it's called comeback King.
Speaker 1: That's not what I wanted to Oh yeah, it is
Speaker 1: called that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, Bro, it's dark, it's dark over there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna press place. This is gonna be. I can
Speaker 1: watch it during the break.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 2: with more, more David and Langston and more.
Speaker 3: My mama told me, how was my man supposed to
Speaker 3: schmeet his meet with this ship?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? We are back?
Speaker 2: We're back. We're still fucking talking back Kings. Where they
Speaker 2: come back? There's no other comeback King. Don't look it up.
Speaker 2: You know it's only gonna make you sad, probably, But
Speaker 2: we're still talking about the possibility that Shad Moss aka
Speaker 2: Little bow Wow aka bow Wow is it sounds like you,
Speaker 2: you were arguing before we left, is doing better than
Speaker 2: ever before. I love.
Speaker 4: I think he has gotten himself to a place. I
Speaker 4: think he I think he knows. I think he knows
Speaker 4: who he is at this point in his life. I
Speaker 4: think that he knows what is good and what's bat
Speaker 4: Like he saw his versus just how he took it
Speaker 4: seriously and he worked out. It was like it was
Speaker 4: like the Locks and Dipset where you were like, no,
Speaker 4: he knows what his skill set is and he's playing
Speaker 4: to it, like I think, or like watching him on
Speaker 4: the Math halfa halfa podcast where you're like, okay, little
Speaker 4: like when he.
Speaker 1: Was like I was lying. I was lying on that plane.
Speaker 1: I know I was lying.
Speaker 2: I was lying.
Speaker 1: Oh do you guys think I was cool?
Speaker 4: Like I think that Shad Mooss is in a place
Speaker 4: in his life where he understands himself. He's looked at
Speaker 4: the past and he's understand how that affect him and
Speaker 4: affects him, and I think he's good.
Speaker 1: I think he had a hard time.
Speaker 4: He never got to grow up because every time he
Speaker 4: tried to be grown up, fifty would come around being
Speaker 4: like we got guns to size a little bow Wow,
Speaker 4: and then he had to live under.
Speaker 2: That for a while. There was there was a period
Speaker 2: where bow Wow was not only a joke to the
Speaker 2: mass public, but he was a joke to to rappers
Speaker 2: in a way that they had like no issue belittling
Speaker 2: him in like very unnecessary spaces where they'd be like fuck,
Speaker 2: I look like bow Wow and everybody be like ha,
Speaker 2: yeah he's he's whack. It sucks, and it's like fuck, man,
Speaker 2: that's gotta eat at you.
Speaker 4: That was a real boy, a real boy who had
Speaker 4: nothing to go off of besides his music skill Like,
Speaker 4: he has no other skill set besides do Rag technology.
Speaker 1: And I can only assume that game later.
Speaker 2: I think that did come later. I don't think he
Speaker 2: had he had worked out that science quite yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he went to school for that.
Speaker 2: Bow Wow went back to school after one o six
Speaker 2: in part, Yeah, he would study.
Speaker 1: He went to HBCU much like j R. Smith and yeah,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 2: Went on a he went on a do Rag scholarship
Speaker 2: so that he could study wave technology. I will say
Speaker 2: that I do enjoy the current state of bow Wow,
Speaker 2: where he is, as you put it, so honest about
Speaker 2: all of his bullshit. I think there was a period
Speaker 2: where he was still trying to convince us that like
Speaker 2: he was like a Bugatti every week type nigga. It
Speaker 2: was like, bro, I don't think you are. And then
Speaker 2: he finally came real about the ship and was like
Speaker 2: I got a Honda Civic and I was like fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: bow Wow, I like that about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this sensible car. Look, he did it all man,
Speaker 4: He's been on TV, he's been in movies, rollbouts.
Speaker 1: He gave that to us, you know what.
Speaker 2: Like there was a movie about the lottery him and
Speaker 2: Brandon t.
Speaker 4: He's like a best case in there. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: there was a road in the woods and Nick Cannon
Speaker 4: and Litl bow Wow were hiking together. Little Bowow took
Speaker 4: the road less troubled, right, Sure, that's what I think.
Speaker 2: Because and are you saying that Nick Cannon took the
Speaker 2: wrong road? Is that what you would say? He took
Speaker 2: the road that loopis and the gang of Kids. No,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, one of those you know that classic
Speaker 2: loopis road. I'm saying Nick Cannon they called us act.
Speaker 4: I'm saying Nick Cannon is still a crazy person showing
Speaker 4: his hype and ship. And I think Little Bowow is
Speaker 4: attempting to live a pretty authentic life. And I think
Speaker 4: that's commendable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it took him a long time to get
Speaker 2: to whatever version of authenticity this this is, but I
Speaker 2: do think that he's finally reached that point where you like, look, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm a silly billy. I'm a clown. I'm fine, I'll
Speaker 2: be okay.
Speaker 1: And that's like, is that not the most beautiful thing?
Speaker 2: I love it. I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm like, I like Little Bao.
Speaker 1: I didn't like I didn't like Bowo for years. I
Speaker 1: like him now.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 1: I was like this.
Speaker 2: I didn't like him during the period previous to this,
Speaker 2: but I thought he was funnier. He's not as funny.
Speaker 1: He's not funny.
Speaker 2: It was very funny when he pretended to be on
Speaker 2: a private plane and wasn't that is.
Speaker 4: It was funny thing objectively, You're right, that is is
Speaker 4: someone who is a humor guy.
Speaker 2: It was so funny when he was walking down the
Speaker 2: street and pretended to be chased by a crowd of
Speaker 2: people that didn't know who he was and were not running.
Speaker 2: That was hysterical, I mean, and we laughed at it.
Speaker 4: You know what, I it is bow Wow for me,
Speaker 4: he's like we always black men have a time in
Speaker 4: our life where you discover, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 4: a rapper. Yeah, and I don't know what age is.
Speaker 1: It's different for everybody.
Speaker 2: It's truly different for every single one of us. But
Speaker 2: it is a journey that every black man goes through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have that time where you're like, I'm
Speaker 4: not like little bow Wow, I'm like a rapper. And
Speaker 4: then and I think Little Bowow the whole time was
Speaker 4: like maybe you're like me, and you were like, no,
Speaker 4: little bow Wow, I'm a fifty.
Speaker 2: Cent Yeah, and then you put one of them wife
Speaker 2: beaters on and you're like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Got side boom coming out. His little picture, I got titties, pillach.
Speaker 4: I can't be a g unit with my kitty coming out.
Speaker 2: Oh man, this looks crazy. This is bro this is
Speaker 2: a this is Spanx, this is a Brazilan Spanx combined.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That was the tak top ever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it's a bad tank top, so much so that
Speaker 2: when fifty put it on for the Super Bowl this
Speaker 2: past year, the comments were not warm, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Nobody was like, oh, that looks nostalgic. They
Speaker 2: were like that big fat man needs to take that
Speaker 2: little tank tank top off and stop it.
Speaker 1: It's because nobody's successfully pulled it off except for Brian
Speaker 1: Pumper maybe yeah, and.
Speaker 2: He's he's a wild guy. What are you gonna say
Speaker 2: to him, you know what I mean, Like, Brian, take
Speaker 2: that tank top off, like the smashed the egg. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course I've said it.
Speaker 1: At this point, I've consumed more of his content with
Speaker 1: his clothes on and off.
Speaker 2: Wow, You're you're like interesting, you have the same Huh?
Speaker 4: I like what I like?
Speaker 1: Oh Man. Shout out to Brian Pumper.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Brian Pumper. We should we we should
Speaker 2: wrap this episode up by just talking a little bit
Speaker 2: about where where we think the future of bow Wow
Speaker 2: is headed. I think if this is truly a state
Speaker 2: of the Union, then we need to explore some of
Speaker 2: the bow Wow to come that we think.
Speaker 4: Bro truthfully, I see him, I see him opening this
Speaker 4: up to maybe some of his best music ever.
Speaker 2: Whoa you think I think this is.
Speaker 1: I think he's a I think he's prior after he
Speaker 1: went to Berkeley and hung out for a while.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think this is.
Speaker 4: I think him telling the truth on mathofa is his
Speaker 4: Berkeley and I think or whatever it is he chooses
Speaker 4: to do, I think we're on pace to get the
Speaker 4: best bow Wow we've ever had. I truly believe in
Speaker 4: Shad bloss. I true, I truly think we could get
Speaker 4: something great from him.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're gonna get any good music from him.
Speaker 2: If I agree to disagree on that one, I think
Speaker 2: the I think the man has a lot of potential.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like anybody
Speaker 2: who's gonna be buying a bow Wow record ever again.
Speaker 2: And I think he knows that, and and that's okay.
Speaker 2: And if bow Wow wants to come on and discuss that, what,
Speaker 2: We'll be happy to say this to your face, bow Wow.
Speaker 2: But I do think to your grander point, I think
Speaker 2: that whatever's coming next, I agree, it's probably gonna be
Speaker 2: the coolest ship we get from him.
Speaker 1: I believe it. I truly believe it. Maybe he writes
Speaker 1: a biopic.
Speaker 2: Mm and it's like silly like that Nicholas Cage one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would watch I would watch a movie
Speaker 1: about bow Wow to date from that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we grown up. I remember the time I heard
Speaker 4: about bow Wow this kid, I thought he was lying.
Speaker 4: He was like, did you know that Snoop Dog has
Speaker 4: a son and he's on the Wild Wild West champ
Speaker 4: check and his name is little Boo Wow.
Speaker 2: And I was like, shut up, idiot, Snoop would never
Speaker 2: name a child little boo Wow.
Speaker 4: That's stupidly.
Speaker 2: Snoop is a nice man, he's respectable, and he's smart.
Speaker 2: He would never name a child little bow Wow. But
Speaker 2: the point is the motherfucker got high and named the
Speaker 2: kid little bow Wow.
Speaker 1: The point is, I mean, I think we're both two
Speaker 1: sides of the same coin. As far as we believe in.
Speaker 2: You, Shad, we believe in Shad Moss over here and
Speaker 2: my mom that told me, we really think you got
Speaker 2: a lot of potential to massaging great as long as long,
Speaker 2: and this is the important caveat, as long as you
Speaker 2: don't lose that silly spirit.
Speaker 4: No, stay silly, I don't give a fuck. Who's say
Speaker 4: what blood oh creep? Well, before we stop trying about him,
Speaker 4: I do want to know what is your favorite.
Speaker 1: Little bow Wow song?
Speaker 2: My favorite Little bow Wow?
Speaker 4: Some favorite, yeah, the whole catalog?
Speaker 2: You know what what it's It's probably not fair to
Speaker 2: call this his song, but it is my favorite. Thing
Speaker 2: that he was a part of is the Jumping Jumping
Speaker 2: remix from Destiny's Child. He had a verse on the
Speaker 2: remix of the of Jumping Jumping and he went crazy
Speaker 2: and he was in the club, which I thought was
Speaker 2: like fuck, they got him in the club and he's
Speaker 2: He's like, Tan, this is nuts.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's a good pick. That's a good pick.
Speaker 2: Where are you at? What's your what's your number?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 4: I'm torn between two lovers. So the first one? Do
Speaker 4: you remember the oh I think they like me remix?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I like that one?
Speaker 2: That's a think we got another one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just got.
Speaker 1: The wheels cleared. And then I also like, uh, do
Speaker 1: you remember fresh as I'm is?
Speaker 2: Of course I remember.
Speaker 4: Who also said like a drunk baby, it's really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's one of those two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a Those are good pigs man, and
Speaker 2: those are very mature bow wows.
Speaker 4: Also the side to side remix, the three, I mean
Speaker 4: the club closed it up?
Speaker 1: Yo, yeah.
Speaker 4: Side he was passed on that too.
Speaker 2: I don't remember his verse on that. The others I remember, well,
Speaker 2: but I don't remember that that song too.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Make sure I'm thinking about the right song.
Speaker 2: I believe you. This isn't me uh your bow wow,
Speaker 2: no knowledge, I just I'm just not one hundred percent certain.
Speaker 1: I remember none of the songs. Is when he was
Speaker 1: a boy though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't like none of that boy shit,
Speaker 2: and also shouts, well you didn't like Roll Bounds, No,
Speaker 2: I like, I was an atl guy. I liked Rollbounds
Speaker 2: because they had that that dude's sweetness in it.
Speaker 1: He was, you like, but we're talking roller skating movies.
Speaker 1: You put it over at L.
Speaker 2: I do not put it over at L. But I
Speaker 2: do respect it more as a roller skating film. I
Speaker 2: think atl is like a slice of life for niggas
Speaker 2: in Atlanta. I guess I don't know what they were
Speaker 2: trying to show us, but but the old niggas pretending
Speaker 2: to be children in Atlanta.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 2: He was like forty one and was like pretending to
Speaker 2: be deciding if he's going to college. And it's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this t I yeah, he made.
Speaker 1: All that money because he was cleaning apartment building. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's confusing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it wasn't great, but I I thought. I
Speaker 2: thought they were both great films. But I did enjoy
Speaker 2: Roll Bounce as a roller skating movie.
Speaker 4: That's understandable. I mean, it's listen, there's two types of
Speaker 4: people in this world. There's Roll Bounces in there ATLS
Speaker 4: doesn't mean we can't get along.
Speaker 2: But man, I don't know that I ever imagined myself
Speaker 2: being described solely based off of that choice, and now
Speaker 2: I want to change it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they said when they side to side, did
Speaker 1: you gotta ATL?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, I don't. You're making me. You're making
Speaker 2: me commit to a political party, and I I think
Speaker 2: I'm more just a guy trying to exist.
Speaker 4: No, you're just worried about a woman's right to choose.
Speaker 4: You don't know about this red or blue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. You're starting now I gotta vote for
Speaker 2: Joe Biden And it's like, ah, this feels this, he's
Speaker 2: so old. Well, Bory, could you tell the people where
Speaker 2: they could find you and what cool shit you have
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find me. Cool guy jokes eighty seven
Speaker 4: on Instagram. Watch Royal Crackers on HBO June eighteenth. Come
Speaker 4: see me at the DC Improv. I will be co
Speaker 4: edlining with Jamel Johnson. That's all I got for now.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, well yeah, watch Royal Crackers. That's just funny
Speaker 2: as fuck. I've been watching it. I love it, And
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