WEBVTT - #153: Crappy Thanksgiving! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:10.479 Start up, Start up, Brooklyn start up, Brooklyn Boys up. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:12.000 All right, we got more, no time for that. We 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.200 just gotta keep coming. We just gotta get started and started. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.520 We started, Yeah, we just started. Right now, we're in, 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.440 We're up, We're started all of it episode. So this 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:23.720 is the Thanksgiving Week of podcasts. Yes, everything is cut short. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.200 Everything's cut in half, including this podcast. Right that. We 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.080 have to minimize how many people at the table. We 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.319 have to minimize how many minutes we're doing today. Yeah, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.600 because it's minimized the day in the week because technically 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.640 today is Monday when recording this, but it's actually really 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:40.120 our Wednesday, because Thursday or Thursday, depending on if it's 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.880 getaway day for some of you people. Now we're gonna 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.400 post it on Monday night. Okay, we gotta stop talking fast. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:46.480 We gotta stop that, right, Sure, I'm not talking fast. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:51.320 You're unprofessional. I really am. I cut the song off. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.880 I never do that, but you sound like serial Killers. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.080 So we're not. We're not getting two technical the Seri 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.279 Killers podcast. Those guys, Scottie and Andrew love them, love 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.440 the podcast. But I I've written about I don't know 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:04.959 eight jingles for them, little little parodies for them, and 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.920 without getting technical, they have to do an extra step. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.240 If they want to fade the songs down, right, they 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.199 have to load them in with a fade already on them. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.800 So they like, you know, serial killers can write fades out, 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.840 but because they're lazy you can quote me on this, 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:22.360 they don't load them with a fade. They play them 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.720 raw every time they play them, and because of the equipment, 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.480 they're not able to fade them as they play them. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.080 So it's just like and they turn it off. It's 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.080 so unprofessional, and Scottie is like, he's one of the 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:38.959 most professional anal people about getting everything what we're unprofessional 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:43.640 to come out, we are professionalism, Brodie. I went through 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:48.080 uh I Heart Radios topodcast chart, by the way, number 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.400 fifteen this week, two weeks in a row. Now, thank you, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.520 thank you for the slices for doing that. And by 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:54.880 the way, if you could, if you could listen to 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.080 this episode and then listen to another one and started 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:58.880 for like five or ten minutes at least the one 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.240 that would be because we'll get credit. We'll get double credit. Right. Also, 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.760 if this episode is a little shorter than normal and 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:06.960 the day after you listen to it. You listen to 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.560 it again, you'll have gotten as much content, but we'll 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.120 get two listens. Yeah, but listen to a different episode. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.200 Why not, Well, because we want this one to get 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.880 a lot of listeners. We want to get a lot 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.519 of listens. Um, so before we move any further, Um, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.400 my phone keeps going off. Um, another ding to my phone. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.639 Ding ding, you know the ding pizza thing. No, it's 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:30.520 not the pizza ding. It's the ding of another purchase 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:34.840 being made in our Brooklyn Boys merch store. We have 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:39.120 introduced the new merch is flying because not only do 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.480 we have two we have hoodies. Now we along with 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.959 the tank tops of the T shirts, we have two patterns. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.920 We have the the Brooklyn Bridge pattern and we have 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.920 the property of But we surprised this. We kind of 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.760 just we dropped it like it's hot. We didn't even 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.080 tell anybody we were doing this. And the gray one 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.320 says brody and scary in parentheses. But no, but we 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.880 don't even tell anybody we're doing this. We we decided 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:05.239 to make an ugly Christmas sweater pattern. Oh my god. Yeah, 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.000 so we said, you know, Donna say that in our 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.160 last episode that we were doing that we were talking 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.880 to Matt about new merch and for the holidays or whatever, 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:17.120 and within a fifteen minutes he sends back ugly Christmas sweaters. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.280 He's like, what do you guys think? We're like, oh 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.560 my god. So it's not only the ugly the the 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.840 Brooklyn Boys callers, which, by the way, the Mets callers 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:29.120 what but they he's got slogans and say slices, slice 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:33.120 for life, um free dessert he has, and brody on 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:34.840 there right. The only thing we don't have is a 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:36.840 f A seventy seven, but that's gonna be on the 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:40.120 jersey if things continue to go well, which will release 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.400 in the spring when we can go to baseball to 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.800 get in while the getting is good on the ugly 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.920 Christmas sweater. But wait, there's more more. Well, let's give 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.360 out the website. Well it's first of all, it's Brooklyn 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:56.600 Boys dot big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys big 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.600 Cartel dot com. And Cartel is c A R T E. L. Okay, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:03.520 we're not there now between now and whenever supplies run 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.360 out by any two items on the site at any 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.320 two tops or any two tops right, any two tops. Well, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.200 there was only tops you can't buy a top in 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:16.680 a mask and get they there's no mask keeping right, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.359 So by any two any any two items on the 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:23.040 site right now, boom, they're gonna throw in a free 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:27.160 Brooklyn Boys mask. I don't know about they. It's us 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:30.600 which one thrown in the mask? Are you stuffing envelopes? Okay, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.280 we paid for the masks and we're giving them away. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.680 We pay. We're not doing the physical stuffing of the 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.120 envelope now, I know. It's more like when you give 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.000 away all of our merchandise. It's sort of like that. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.880 It's the scary Jones by two get one free special. Right. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.240 You could act like you're a friend of Ski. He's 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.320 he's giving you the mask for free. You gotta buy 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.320 two items and then they will automatically do while supplies last, 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.039 and they we have some supplies right now, so we're good. Um, 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.680 so yeah, so go there. We'll get that out of 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.680 the way right now. That was a shameless I'm always 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.120 gonna a My phone has been dinging for a completely 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.120 different reasons. Why is your phone dinging? Apparently I've got 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:14.880 friends and wait wait for it. In California, Oakland, California, Broomfield, Colorado, Pacifica, California, 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:20.160 which I've never heard of, Anchorage, Alaska, and Beverly Hills, California. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:25.400 Who knew I had all these West Coast and Alaska 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.680 and you know Northwest Colorado is what are you say? 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.960 Western America? I have all these friends. Um, they're all 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:39.000 scam calls. They're all spoof dials. There somebody. I don't 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.680 if it's the same person or a couple of different 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:46.200 people are calling me and spoofing and putting up these 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:50.320 fake phone numbers. Because I have a business phone cell 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.760 phone that I got for work, so it's not really 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.560 my phone, and so I start six seven them looked 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.440 that up if you don't know what it is, but 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.880 it blocked your phone number, Start six seven one in 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.440 the area code. And I called most of them back. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.520 A couple of them are phone numbers, they're not in service, 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:06.880 and I got one. I don't know if she's lying 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.000 or not. She said, yeah, I don't know. I don't 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.280 know what you're talking about. I made any calls. What 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.160 number do you want? I said, your number. I'm getting 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.400 a lot of spam phone calls from this number. So 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.040 she says, well, what number are you calling? I said, well, 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:21.920 you know what number I'm calling because it's your number. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.360 Well what number is it? I said, are you getting 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.240 other people calling you? Yes, other people are calling me 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.680 claiming they got a call from this number. I said, 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:32.520 then it's irrelevant. You already know your number. There isn't 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:36.000 a dumb question. And the number I dialed and your 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.520 phone rang, that's the number. That's the number. So then 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:42.159 I said, okay, it ends in six. We good. She says, oh, yeah, 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.479 that's me. But I'm not making those calls. I swear 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:48.680 to you, I said, while someone's using your spooking right, 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:50.800 but who For a minute, I thought, Wow, I've got 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.920 all these What's coast What's sied friends? But I do not. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.400 I felt like Beverly Hills, who's calling me? Like some 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.080 rich uncle I didn't know about wants to leave me, 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.360 Canna say, I mean, I would take the Beverly Hills 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.159 call every time, or some TV producer wants me as 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.359 the funny neighbor on some new sitcom. Maybe because I'm ready, 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.760 you know, that was my catchphrase all the time. Why 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.920 when I used to perform comedy, um I would uh, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:14.960 I would do well, and so that some of the 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.360 other comics would say things like, while you're really funny, 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.920 and I would always joke with them, or if I 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.760 wrote material for them, uh like if I saw their acting, 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.000 I would say, you know what if you added this 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.000 or that? And they, oh, my god, it's great. They say, 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.640 how can I repay you? And I'd say, when you 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.120 get your sitcom, I get to be the wacky neighbor, 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.240 like writing material for them the way I wanted the 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.240 slices to write a line in your wop song and 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:39.080 you wouldn't allow that to happen. Yeah, that's correct, because 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.520 I'm not those other people. Huh. Listen, I write jokes 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.840 for everyone on the morning show, scary, including you sometimes. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:48.000 I know, but but but you're not there. But you're 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:52.680 offering material to professionals in industry. How do you think 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.480 you made them feel by offering them that material? Like 0:07:55.520 --> 0:08:00.480 funk this guy? I got myself because people you out. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:06.120 I'll answer that, I object your honor. Professional comedians are 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.720 open to suggestions from other professional comedians on their level. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.960 I guess you're not a professional comedian. If Jerry Seinfeld 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.160 and said Jerry, If I said Jerry Seinfeld, hey, I 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.120 had a thought about that hair dryer bit you do. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.720 He would not give me the time of day. But 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:22.200 if I went up to someone who was on my 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.480 level and said, hey, Mike, that was that was a 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:28.680 great set. I was thinking, when you talk about the 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.200 the beeper that your kid used to have, what have 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.439 you said this? Oh my god, it's hilarious. Can I 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.640 use that Devil's advocate? What if there are people out 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.480 there that are slices that I know are very funny, 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.560 that are on your level. It's the same thing. Not 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:45.280 when it comes to my song parodies. Seinfeld want to 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.079 have to write a song parody, I would say, Jerry, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.480 that's not what you just said. Though you said people 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.080 comedians on the similar level. No, No No, I was talking 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:55.520 about stand up comedy material. You can choose to add 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.320 or not add to your materials. So what is the 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.840 difference if a parody writer is on your level and 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.800 they want to contribute a line to the Whop song 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.559 like I said an episode two. If you don't know 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:08.200 what we're talking about, listen in order. I explained this 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:11.200 last week. The slices are just but it's no different. Nope, 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.839 it's different because I take my my parodies very personally 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.600 and I don't I don't enjoy people the comedi Other 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:23.040 comedians don't take their materials, don't collaborate and listen. Comedians 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:28.520 often take material and borrow ideas and fluff up and 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.240 pad some of the work they do. This is what 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:31.920 we call being painted into a corner and trying to 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:33.880 find out. I'm trying. I'm trying to get you to 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:38.640 understand that it's a different. It's just because it's it's different. No, 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.679 it's no, it's different. I've had listen, I've done I've 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.960 done improv where people have come up to me and said, hey, 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:45.480 you know what, what if you had done this? I 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:46.960 got that's really fun. I try to remember that for 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.920 next time, and you forget him. No, I've used it 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.560 because improv is off the cuff stuff, right, and so 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.000 rarely do you use material. I don't do stand up 0:09:56.760 --> 0:10:03.560 but smell something some bs right there. I can't help it. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.120 You're not a creative person. Scary a creative guy. First 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.800 of all, you first left, I'm left handed, okay, and 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.840 left are much more creative. No, I wasn't gonna go. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.959 Lefties are much more creative than right handed people. Overall, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:20.560 I'm an aquarius. I'm known for being creative, right, You're 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.080 not known for being creative, You're known for being Aquarius, which, 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.160 by the way, is bullshit. And you know it. Okay, Brodie, 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:30.040 are nothing alike your dogs barking. Even your dog knows 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.640 you're wrong, the dogs taking my side, the dogs saying rogue, 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.840 scary wrong, Okay, great, all right, we're just gonna all right, 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.560 you can back out of that parking space. So you 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.080 know what, I'll you know what, I'll ask my friend 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.960 from Beverly Hills the next time they call you do that, 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:42.880 all right now? Um, I wanted to just get one 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:46.480 point across. I was looking through the top one podcasts 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.800 of Heart Radio, and and I gotta I gotta say 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:54.320 we are very raw. We we actually a lot of 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.760 them are very They sound scripted. They're very like, okay, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.839 this and that and back and forth. We have a 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.880 already different report. I think that's why we stand out. However, 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.760 I did come across as one podcast. I'm not going 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.600 to mention it. Uh no, no, no, not gonna give 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.360 a name, especially because I'm about to tear into it. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.719 And I want your opinion on it, if you if 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.880 let's say, okay to fellow podcasters, out there that may 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.160 be listening, UM, don't do what these three girls did. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.560 These three girls on a random podcast, UM, I was 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:27.240 listening to and they were telling stories about they were 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.320 trying to be that famous podcast that I'm not going 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:35.319 to mention, okay. But the difference between that podcast, the 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.160 one that that's famous that we you know, like okay, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:43.200 and these three girls trying to do this is there 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.840 was no there was nothing there they were. They were 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.559 trying to tell stories, these juicy stories of when they 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.319 all went to South Beach together or they were partying 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.040 in in the Bahamas, and a hundred podcasts you just 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.280 happened to come across this. I came across this podcast. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.200 You didn't come across the Murders three one. I know. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.600 I only go for comedy, so so listen, so so Brodie. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:08.599 They weren't they were telling stories and then they were. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.960 They weren't being specific, they weren't talking about specific times. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.320 They weren't being raw. These other podcasts that are really 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:22.240 successful are really introspective and unapologetic, like they really leave 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:26.239 their emotions out there and they allow themselves to be vulnerable. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.640 These three girls were. It was just shallow and I'm 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.360 like you guys are you're never gonna get to the 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:34.040 next level. And if you're a podcaster or potential podcaster 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.480 or you want to do a podcast, you've got to 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.880 tell personal stories, and you've got to allow people into 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.000 your life, and you've gotta you've gotta roll with the punches, 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.280 and you've got if you make mistakes and and and 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.839 don't be bashful about it, and don't be angry or 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:49.400 upset or embarrassed. The second you're embarrassed about saying something, 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:54.080 podcasting is probably not for you. Unless was it the 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.880 Don't Go There, Don't mina podcast? It's there were three 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:03.640 girls talking know that the Shallow Chicks podcasts. But Buddy 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:08.280 Garrett's Gatts Celebrity Buzz podcast is it forty two last week? 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:09.920 It was like two weeks ago, it was like seven. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:14.000 He hasn't done one in six months. It's amazing he 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.320 gets an episode from March. Is just racking up the hits. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.760 Uh So, anyway, Bertie, but do you understand what I'm saying, 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.920 Like like I wanted so badly, I'm like from the 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:24.480 title of the podcast, I was drawn in and all 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.480 of a sudden, I'm saying, like, come on, come on, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.160 tell me that story. I want to know the title 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.600 of the podcast. We're talking about these juicy stories about 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.840 what happened in the Bahamas, and I'm like, I thought 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:37.840 they're gonna talk. But you know what the problem is, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.160 each one of these girls they have serious boyfriends, so 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.160 they probably have guys that they don't want to offend, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.600 so they're holding back and they're not putting their heart 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.040 and soul and really telling those stories like that other 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.680 podcast does that is very successful. So and we tend 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.000 to do a little bit of that here where we 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.120 actually get into our lives. And I don't know, I'm 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:59.320 just was it you and me both with Hillary Clinton? Podcast? 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.079 Was that that one? No? It was because that I'm 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.400 looking at the list. No, no, no, I'm not even 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.400 gonna I'm not even don't even don't even go there. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.120 It was anyway, there were three girls talking and wait 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.960 a minute, the podcast. Oh can I just say the 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:17.440 podcast you always plug, which you shouldn't, is it? Number? Oh? Really? 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.560 So at least on at least on my heart, we 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:23.600 beat them. Yeah, but they're trending down right. But this 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.440 podcast is an amazing podcast. The one that I'm not 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:30.600 going to mention the other one anyway, because she she's amazing, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.560 she's she's filthy. She talks about all of all of 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:37.240 her sex acts, everything she's done. She's stop it, stop 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.240 promoting the other podcast. All right, But anyway, people want 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.800 to be come on our podcast. The three girls want 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.760 to be that, but they are so they don't. They're 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.560 just very surface and it's just very them talking like 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.160 they're talking on a phone to each other, like catching 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.840 up with old friends and not really making a point 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:58.920 like we are right now anyway. Um, can I just 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.280 say one thing real quick? Um? Sure? And I don't 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.840 know how to handle this. I got an email from 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:08.160 the super of my building and he said it's holiday time. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.600 Oh no, No. This one was, hey, hey Anthony by 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.840 my first name, Anthony, can you call me call this 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.040 office when you can. I'm like, oh, what's that all about? Um? 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:23.400 So I found out that somebody made a noise complaint 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:29.440 against me yesterday. Yeah, that when you sat down on 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:34.640 your couch and it went no I was in bed 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.200 but like eight o'clock last night. And they're like, they're 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.480 like jammon, They're like, you don't trying Are you trying 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.360 to ask your own day? Party. I didn't even have 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.480 a TV on. I wasn't watching Netflix. You can't ask 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.240 your own day with the TV off. I didn't have 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:50.400 my sonos going. Apparently they traced it back. They traced 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.400 it back that it was a kid. They said their 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.560 kid was running around. I said, why was their kid 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.040 in your apartment? I said, I don't have a kid. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.800 Um said it wasn't me. I'm exonerated on the officer, 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.800 I really was. I'm done. I'm out because it couldn't 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:11.920 have been me. So the people apparently this lady below me, 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.520 the lady below me, uh thinks she blamed it on 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.960 my apartment and they're trying to track him down. I'm like, no, dude, 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.040 I'm like, sorry, you know, call somebody else, Call the 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.320 guy next to me, or downstairs, or who knows, maybe 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:26.760 who knows where she was hearing it from. It could 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.400 have been across the hall, but could you imagine she 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.200 was pointing the accusatory finger. I don't even know this woman. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.160 She doesn't even live on my floor. But she said 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.000 she was coming from her sea. It was coming from 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.400 her ceiling. She must live right below you. She does, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.520 she can below me, So you're the you're the angry 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.400 man upstairs like on Friends. Yeah, well with the broomstick 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:44.880 and hitting the floor with it. Yeah, I live very long. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.440 You should be careful. Well, I am spoiler. The guy died. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.720 I'm off the hook because screw it, because I don't 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:52.520 have a kid. They're like, oh, it was a kid crying, 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.520 and it was a kid running across the floor. I 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:56.840 don't have any of those, thank you. So I mean, 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:02.320 were you riding your motorized scooter in the house. You're 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:06.560 a douche. Um, No, I was not, all right, So anyway, 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.160 I have to douche stories to begin of douches. I've 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.480 had three problems with medical so called professionals, not doctors, 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.600 people who work at doctor's offices. Okay, let me give 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.600 me the first one. I have four. I was trying 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:27.560 to pay my medical bill and uh, the the invoice 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.960 says you can pay online at docmed dot com or 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:37.720 you can call dochmed docmed, not achmed doc med. Right, Okay, 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.439 So I call up and I push whatever number for 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.760 the bill. Pay. By the way, this reminder, because it's 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.680 happened five in a row now in the past two days. 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:46.880 I'm just reminding you guys. I know you listen in order, 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.200 but I'm reminding you. When you call a company and 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.400 it says, please listen to all options, as our menu 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:56.440 options have changed. Their fucking line. They're lying they've never 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.439 ever changed, because nobody changes. They want you to hear 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:02.680 him out. It's impossible that every company on the planet 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:06.520 has recently, just this week, when you called change their 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:09.880 menu options, they've changed. They have not four is always 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:13.480 talked to somebody or whatever it is zero right one 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:19.600 even know the extension parties it right or you should 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.200 you should tell them I'm never going to you again. 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:24.840 One of one of them accidentally makes leads you into 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.880 the company voicemail, the internal vortex. You never get out 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.600 of the kind of one of those. It was like 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.679 none of the options with what I wanted. So I 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:34.760 pushed one and it said like do you want a 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.280 knife in the eye or should we shoot your kid? 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.000 And I don't want to know one of those? How 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:41.040 do you get out of it? There's no way to 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.560 get Your call is being answered by audics, right, what 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.880 U d I X? I guess anyway, So I get 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.520 the bill pay woman on the phone and she says, 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:53.480 can I help you see I like the family bill. 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:56.960 You can go to docmd dot com. I said, you know, 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:58.720 I know I can. In fact, that's where I got 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:00.639 this number from. Right. But I but I'd like you 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:04.199 to take my payment. Um, yeah, well I can take 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:05.479 your payment. But it would be easier if you went 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:09.120 to document dot so. I said, easier for who? Easier 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:12.200 for me or easier for you? She says, well, we would, 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.359 we would we she's well, we would prefer if you 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:19.280 paid online. They yeah, So I said, oh, I totally 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.000 get you prefer I pay online. But now that I'm 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.280 on the phone with you, is that okay? I'd like 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.880 to pay on the phone. She says, Well, your invoice 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.400 actually says you can make a payment at document dot com. Yes, 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:30.479 but it also says for billing questions and to make 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.359 a payment called this number. So she says, is the 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:38.119 site down? What does it make? Are you having trouble 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.720 using the site? It's confusing sometimes for some people. You know, 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:46.160 I do hold on, so, I said, I said, sure, 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.040 you know what. The site stuck down. I'm quite capable 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:51.880 when it comes to using a website and paying online. 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:55.159 Thank you. I'm not near my computer. I'm driving in 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.919 my car right now. There's no hidden agenda. I'm not 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:00.320 a hundred and ten years old. I just to make 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:02.840 a payment, Like your invoice says, will you please take 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:08.560 my money? So she says, okay, I had to beg 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.720 her to take my money. So yeah, I got I 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.560 got more, I get more. Yeah, because then I have 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:15.600 I have a solution to this. But give me the 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:17.400 solution of that one, and I'll tell you my solution 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:20.159 right there is. I say, yeah, you know what. I 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:22.679 tried paying online, but it keep getting an error, and 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:24.639 it keep going back and I keep going backspace, and 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.159