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Speaker 1: Okay, So there are major power plays going on on airplanes,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's no wonder that we're so stressed out

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Speaker 1: when we get off an airplane, because I don't really

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Speaker 1: think it's necessarily the dehydration, the t s a, the challenges.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I think. So I think I told the story.

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Speaker 1: I told the story about when I got on the

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Speaker 1: plane and the guy was like, well, we don't have room,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I think we did. Did I

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Speaker 1: told you guys? I did. Okay, So forgetting like the

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Speaker 1: passive aggressive attitude oft of flight attendant's it's so weird.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's it's a lottery. Sometimes they walk up and

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Speaker 1: they're just so kind and everything's great. And sometimes you've

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Speaker 1: gotten on the plane. You're the first person on the plane.

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Speaker 1: You're sitting down. Um, we're gonna have to have you

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Speaker 1: put your seat up, and I'm like, but wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: there's three I we need to get our space ready

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Speaker 1: right now. And I'm like, but like, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: start fighting with a flight attendant. But you're like my

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Speaker 1: daughters sitting there, we've just gone on the plane. I'm

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Speaker 1: letting her watch her iPad with the trade table down

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Speaker 1: were the first people, and we're watching endless people coming

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Speaker 1: on with all their ship and someone so passive aggressive,

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Speaker 1: and you obviously can't say something. You just got to

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Speaker 1: stifle it. So it's like you have a shot of

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Speaker 1: getting a total fucking asshole or the nicest person you've

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Speaker 1: ever met. So that's where it begins. Like someone that

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Speaker 1: you ask for water in a certain oh, we don't

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Speaker 1: give water with ice in it. Yeah, no, because of COVID,

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Speaker 1: Like there's always some arbitrary, bizarre rule that is different

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Speaker 1: than the rule of the time before, and you don't

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Speaker 1: know if somebody's letting you slide, it's beyond okay. So

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Speaker 1: now you're dealing with passive aggressive patrons. So I used

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Speaker 1: to think it was just the person on the aisle

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Speaker 1: who had all the power, because they sort of control

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Speaker 1: the attitude of whether you're allowed to walk out to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, Like they decide whether you're going

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Speaker 1: to give them a lap dance and climb over them

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Speaker 1: and like crawl on top of them, or whether they're

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Speaker 1: gonna stand up and give you the look because you

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Speaker 1: had to pe twice because you're supposed to be hydrating,

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Speaker 1: because you're on a fucking airplane which is dehydrating, and

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Speaker 1: you've been fed salty nuts and oh goddamn bloody Mary.

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Speaker 1: So you're supposed to be drinking tons of water. She's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be peeing. But the person on the aisle

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Speaker 1: did not sign up for that program. So they're sort

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Speaker 1: of or like there's like a whole thing with like

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Speaker 1: nudging them and all that. It's sort of like being

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Speaker 1: at a Broadway play and like being the person who

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Speaker 1: wants to get out, and the person on the aisle

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Speaker 1: is like, you've exceeded the amount of times you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to get out and pee or get popcorn. They have

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Speaker 1: the power. That being said, I think the greater power

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Speaker 1: on the plane is a person sitting in the window seat,

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Speaker 1: because if that fucking sun is glaring in and you're

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Speaker 1: that person on the aisle or across the aisle, now

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Speaker 1: you're not even it's not even your own damn aisle.

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Speaker 1: You're like, you've got your three people. You're in a

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Speaker 1: little faction there in your pod. They're in your plane pod.

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Speaker 1: You have to talk to them to get out, to

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Speaker 1: get in. The person in the middle is just fucked sideways.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. They have to deal with

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Speaker 1: the glaring sun coming in. They have to ask to

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Speaker 1: be that's the real reason. It has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with people on top of them. That's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: the worst of it. You are literally a prisoner. So

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Speaker 1: now you're across the aisle or at the end, and

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Speaker 1: you've gotta like look over. You don't know this person,

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Speaker 1: They owe you nothing. They know the sun is glaring

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Speaker 1: through that goddamn window. They're well aware they have some

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Speaker 1: disorder where they must look at the sun at all

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Speaker 1: times during a plane. Musty it takeoff, musty all the clouds,

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Speaker 1: musty us go down. But you can't read a god'damn

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Speaker 1: book or do anything because the sun is glaring in

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Speaker 1: your eyes. So you're supposed to bring an eyemask, and

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Speaker 1: I realized that, but sitting up normally with an eyemask,

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Speaker 1: or just being living a normal life, like just eating

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Speaker 1: a normal snack on the plane with that person. And

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Speaker 1: sometimes you never go full monty. You never like, please

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Speaker 1: close the goddamn whole window. And that's not some law

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Speaker 1: that's been told to the airline. Slight his hand. It's like, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have to a the people behind me that are

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Speaker 1: decibel counter. You're at a six, You've just reached a

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Speaker 1: sucking eight. The flight his head and should be saying,

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Speaker 1: shut your fucking pile. There are other people, but they're

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Speaker 1: not allowed. There's no there's no like control of the

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Speaker 1: noise on the plane. So someone's you know, someone's feast

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Speaker 1: is your famine. Someone gonna be screaming like I am

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Speaker 1: right now and think they're talking normally, and another person

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Speaker 1: sleeping like that's just that's just death by a million

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Speaker 1: paper cuts. So then you lean over the person in

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Speaker 1: a lap dance or whatever. And you're like, can you

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Speaker 1: just close your window a little bit? And you say

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Speaker 1: a little bit, and that passag twat does exactly that.

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Speaker 1: They close it just a fucking little bit, you know,

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Speaker 1: And then you want to make once you close your

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Speaker 1: whole fucking window, because you see the light glaring into me,

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Speaker 1: either Jesus has come from me or we're sucking flying

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Speaker 1: in a goddamn sunstorm and I need to just like

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Speaker 1: live my own normal life. My cranias, my corneas are burnt.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, no power in the air, no matter who

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Speaker 1: you are, Okay, no fucking power. So we're not all

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Speaker 1: stressed out enough about the mask on, the mask off,

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Speaker 1: the acne. You finally realize you're bad breath like after

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Speaker 1: a couple of hours you're wearing a mask, like, wow,

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Speaker 1: do I look? Is this what I always? I'm like

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Speaker 1: because it's like it's now not great, But I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: know that if I didn't have a mask on. Then

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Speaker 1: you walk into a doctor's office, right, they're so you

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Speaker 1: know you gotta have a mask and you must wear

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Speaker 1: do anything. Kind of a mint, can of a simple water,

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Speaker 1: got of the mask on it all time. Then try

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Speaker 1: to talk to them, try to do an administrative conversation,

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Speaker 1: and they get annoyed too, like I didn't hear what

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Speaker 1: is it? What it is? Because today I was saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: my first emergency, burn it myrna, no burn it, skerna,

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Speaker 1: it's burning with it with it be what like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, then you take to keep your mask, like

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Speaker 1: we can't have a I don't know what to do?

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Speaker 1: Are we doing? Like do we do on flash cards?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to do? Bring a teleprompter. I

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Speaker 1: to a doctor now. So that's one thing. And also

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Speaker 1: we have a new element now of people that want

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Speaker 1: to get it because they haven't gotten it. So I

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Speaker 1: know someone who was going to an event that they

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Speaker 1: didn't want to a miss be funk up for everybody,

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Speaker 1: and they were now in the They were now in

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Speaker 1: the witching hour. We call that when you're a kid,

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Speaker 1: like the witching hour. I think it was like between

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Speaker 1: five and seven. Your kid's been up way too long.

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Speaker 1: That kid passes out of five o'clock. You are fucked

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Speaker 1: because they're not sleeping. So you have to like put

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Speaker 1: little toothpicks in their eyes, keep them awake, like it's

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Speaker 1: just you know, give them caffeine, like play jingle bells,

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Speaker 1: like dance like a jester. It doesn't matter. It's a

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Speaker 1: witching hour. Well, the witching hour is before you have

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Speaker 1: a big event, you have a wedding coming up, you

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Speaker 1: have whatever, it's just enough time to will make out

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Speaker 1: with someone with COVID. There is a world that's not

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Speaker 1: being discussed where people want to get it because they

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Speaker 1: know that they're going to get it, and there are

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Speaker 1: those last people that didn't get it, and they're afraid

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Speaker 1: they're gonna, they're gonna they're gonna funk up someone's event

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Speaker 1: or their own