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Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gift. I'm Richard Wineker. We're

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Speaker 3: came by the studio to get my baby Bell cheese,

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Speaker 3: and I figured, why not just do an episode while

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Speaker 3: I'm here having a baby Bell cheese? Are people eating these?

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Speaker 3: I think this is one of God's most perfect creations,

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Speaker 3: maybe his only perfect creation, the baby Bell cheese. And

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Speaker 3: a huge mistake. They're just there for a snack, and

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Speaker 3: it's a craft. I love these things. But you know,

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Speaker 3: into the podcast. And I adore today's guests already everybody

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Speaker 3: loves them. It's Jordan Myrick and Kendall Landrath. Kendall, Jordan,

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Speaker 3: no gifts.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, were so excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited to have you here and to have

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Speaker 4: Is that that's what we want, Like we're so excited

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Speaker 4: It's like when you were like so sorry about the

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Speaker 2: The lap the baby belt cheese thing. Oh do you

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Speaker 3: Well kind of tortillas are you using?

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Speaker 3: It's also hard to have a good tortilla at home

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Speaker 3: And it's kind of it's more, uh, is it hard

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Speaker 3: They're dry as hell.

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Speaker 4: This is why I'm not good at cooking, because you

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Speaker 3: Keep yourself some credit.

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Speaker 2: Why waste it? She's so positive too, It's like that

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good attitude.

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Speaker 3: I have a very poor memory, except for when it

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Speaker 2: What's the worst thing you've eaten recently?

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Speaker 3: The worst thing I've eaten recently. And now that I

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Speaker 4: When we were in London last year we went to

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Speaker 2: All the other ones were sold out.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that. Okay, nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 2: That's not what you get.

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Speaker 2: chicken fries have never been a hit for me.

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Speaker 4: It feels like they're trying to prank you where there's

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Speaker 2: Yes, but also they have cokices, which is one of

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: And then also, Burger King has the best classic so

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know where they currently stand with French

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Speaker 3: late nineties thousands, there was like a new Burger King

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Speaker 3: French fry. I would say every three weeks.

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Speaker 2: Sure, they're perfect now, They're crispy on the outside, they're

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Speaker 2: mashed potato on the inside. They're delicious.

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Speaker 2: You know what. I mean like, I want a soggy,

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Speaker 2: long fry. I want to fry. I could wrap a

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Speaker 3: It's a ribbon.

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Speaker 4: That's what I want to see. Like a fry that

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Speaker 4: looks like it's already been sucked on.

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Speaker 2: But I think give it three more years, Mormons are

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're dropping new undergarments. You heard what new? More

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Speaker 4: Underwear that's not an under Jesus can't drop new merch.

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Speaker 2: So I'm telling you in three years, they're going to

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Speaker 2: They've been around too long. They're not changing at all.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, I mean first, it's like they're on

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Speaker 4: Also, they should stick with it because it sounds less

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Speaker 2: Where do you go?

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Speaker 3: I was in East Malaysia and Singapore.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did they teach you to speak the language before

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Speaker 3: Simply didn't.

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Speaker 2: His partner is from Taiwan and moved here a couple

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Speaker 2: That's really funny.

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Speaker 3: But Okay. You were in Salt Lake for the Housewives party?

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Speaker 3: Which location did you go I've been to both.

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Speaker 2: I was like, how do you know I'm not here?

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Speaker 3: I have a video of him on my phone. Of course.

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Speaker 2: We went to the like Speak Easy Brunch Whitney were

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Speaker 2: Also we went to Thirst. Wait, it's one of the

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Speaker 2: because I don't know where they stand on this speak out.

443
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,360
Speaker 2: But third, they were just like, we love you guys.

444
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,879
Speaker 2: Guys are so funny. Do you want to come in

445
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,640
Speaker 2: and like do the whole thing? And we were like yeah,

446
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,440
Speaker 2: They like brought us behind the counter. We were making

447
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 2: all of our own sodas and then they give us

448
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:14,720
Speaker 2: deniers and like, oh they have Jordan is from New Orleans.

449
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, so you would know, you.

450
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 2: Said, it was like truly up to par with New Orleans.

451
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 2: Mab it's the best bignet I've had outside of New

452
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 2: Orleans because a lot of times people be like, it's

453
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,359
Speaker 2: a beignet, but it's.

454
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,680
Speaker 3: A doughnut, right right, it's a diamont.

455
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 2: It's not this. These are really bignets. And we made

456
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,360
Speaker 2: all that. We made hundreds of sodas, and we had

457
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,440
Speaker 2: literally the best time of our lives. I think about

458
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,680
Speaker 2: going back to Lake City just to go back to Thirst.

459
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 2: It's so cool.

460
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 3: I think we've got to We've got to go on

461
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,040
Speaker 3: a Thirst tour.

462
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 2: I would love Thirst.

463
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 3: I haven't heard of well, I've only heard of you

464
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 3: as of thirty seconds ago, but I haven't heard a

465
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 3: word from you. I'll be back to like soon, Thirst.

466
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,919
Speaker 2: Fly the three of us out. But they I know

467
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: they were on Real Housewives of Mormon, Real house Why,

468
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 2: Real Lives, Real More, Real Real Lives. Yes, they were

469
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 2: on that. They like cater one of the baby showers.

470
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 3: Yes, and they did it with the canned soda, which

471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 3: I have thoughts on. Of course, give me a fountain

472
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 3: drink any day.

473
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 2: Of the way, Oh way, way and chilled.

474
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 3: I've just learned that McDonald's is no longer letting you

475
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 3: fill up your own drink in the store. Close them

476
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,160
Speaker 3: corroboration should just shut down at the time that.

477
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 4: Is your probably don't think of myself as someone who'd

478
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 4: ever complained a service worker, and I don't. But the

479
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,479
Speaker 4: closest I come is when I get a flat soda.

480
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 4: Oh I'm about to you turn it around and scream.

481
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 2: Ever, I have to also three nine.

482
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 3: Now it's as much as a coffee.

483
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 4: It's insane. Any Jordan wrote it, you wrote into a

484
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,159
Speaker 4: corporate One time we went to Deltaco, and I love Deltalk.

485
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 3: I'm right you should be able to trust still to.

486
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 2: And we should and we love them. A long time supporter,

487
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 2: I love them, I said.

488
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 4: Jordan was like, you gotta something's gotta change you guys,

489
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 4: because I used to come here for you know who

490
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 4: has good carbonation, Costco, and it's it's hard.

491
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 2: Because Pepsi company.

492
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 3: See no, they're changing.

493
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 2: Really.

494
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 3: I just read in the news coke is on its

495
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 3: way to Costco.

496
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 2: Thank god someone's reading the news.

497
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 3: I like to think of myself as up to day.

498
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 2: I love that. I just lot a thirteen year old

499
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 2: tell me what's going on TikTok. Yeah. I emailed all

500
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 2: Taco and because I was like every time I go there.

501
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,479
Speaker 2: It's bad. And also, you know, people are yelling at

502
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 2: these nice people that work there, The people that work

503
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: at the tul talk when yours are the nicest people.

504
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And so I just emailed don't.

505
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 2: Talk corporate and I was like, hey, you guys, just

506
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,159
Speaker 2: a heads up. The people that work at this location

507
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 2: are so nice. They do an incredible job. The food

508
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 2: is always delicious. You're doing them dirty by having this

509
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: bad soda machine. Just get them a new soda machine.

510
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 2: They had. This is gonsane. The manager of that location

511
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 2: called me on the phone, oh and apologized to me.

512
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 2: I said, you said, I'm so so sorry. This is psychotic.

513
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: I wanted them to just fix the machine and send

514
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 2: me one coupon. The fact that they're having you call

515
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 2: me is disgusting and I'm so sorry. And then I

516
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 2: just apologized to her profusely. And then I saw her

517
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: like two days later in the draft. That was fine.

518
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: Soda flat flat flat.

519
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 3: That's an easy fix. Yes, as somebody who's worked h

520
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 3: you know a place where we had to fix the

521
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 3: soda machine. You just changed the co two machines. We're

522
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,479
Speaker 3: at a juice.

523
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: It also makes me go they're not being someone's not

524
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 4: being nice because that means that these employees are not

525
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 4: allowed to have soda whenever they.

526
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 3: Want, and they should and they should be drinks.

527
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I were in a restaurant.

528
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 4: I was getting diet cooked all like water, and I

529
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 4: would be the first person to go it's flat, you guys.

530
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 4: We got to change it out. I didn't know how

531
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 4: to change it out. We got to change it out.

532
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 4: They don't even know what's going on. They're probably not allowed.

533
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 4: They probably got cameras on. I'm not allowed to drink soda.

534
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a real good point because I uh, when

535
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 3: I was working at this one place for a long time,

536
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 3: I was drinking straight up. I feel like I want

537
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: to give them the business. And this is a bakery

538
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 3: cafe chain in Utah that accused me of burglar.

539
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: Been there, been there, Okay, so keep going. I'm sorry.

540
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: I had to know, and I'm going to ask.

541
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 3: I was the night shift manager at this place. We'll

542
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 3: beep it out. It's called they're not get You're not

543
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 3: getting a single bit of my business. Hired me and

544
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 3: I was the night shift manager for quite a while. Excellent,

545
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 3: of course. I was a good imploy. Yeah, I can

546
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 3: tell I was crossing the t's, I was dotting the i's.

547
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 3: I was making sure everybody was doing it, stealing regularly

548
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 3: night shift.

549
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 4: If you found someone to work at night shift, let

550
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 4: them take your absolutely nobody there. They're taking ten years

551
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 4: off their life.

552
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 3: They get that for just the customers who hang out

553
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: after the store closed. Yes, those are the worst people alive.

554
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 3: But I worked there for a while. Quit and at

555
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: the time I went to my boss, Sean, I was like,

556
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: if I don't leave, I don't think I'm gonna be

557
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 3: able to move on, Like I'm gonna be stuck here

558
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 3: like I think I was twenty. It's like, yes, you are.

559
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 2: What are you talking about.

560
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: This is a part time job while you're in college.

561
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 2: You've really had a lot going on.

562
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 3: Now I had so much going on, So I quit.

563
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 3: Of course, couldn't find another part time job. Six months later,

564
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 3: return and now is the delivery driver.

565
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

566
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 3: About two months in we get burglar Rest and I'm

567
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 3: on one of my delivery shifts. I get a call

568
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 3: from the South Jordan Police Departments this bridger, Yes, we're

569
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 3: gonna need you to come in, So I go in. Wow,

570
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 3: I'm in an interrogation room with a cop, went through

571
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: the whole thing, and then they took basically took me

572
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 3: off the schedule. It they never I guess we're beeping

573
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 3: this constantly.

574
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck, beat both of those words out.

575
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 3: But during over the course of the investigation, they were

576
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 3: asking all these questions like where were you this night?

577
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. They came in they said, uh, something

578
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: happened Tuesday night, let's say where more questions were asking

579
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 3: They're like, where were you Wednesday night? I was like, well,

580
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 3: I know on Tuesday night. I was at a concert

581
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 3: for sure, Wednesday, and I'm not Wednesday night. I'm not

582
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 3: sure that. I was like to the cup, I was like,

583
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 3: but you're we're talking about Tuesday night, right, So she's like,

584
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 3: oh yeah, oh yeah. So that was the quality of

585
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 3: investigation that was happening with, Like they weren't even sure

586
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 3: where to find to put the alibi. I know who's

587
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 3: who burglarized the.

588
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,959
Speaker 2: Place because he was here.

589
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: He was clearly the thief, bad attitude, he worked there,

590
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: he worked there, drug dealer, had hated the place. He

591
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 3: was the one that had broken in and he got

592
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 3: away with it, and I got taken off the schedule.

593
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 3: And now I'm complaining about it constantly on my own podcast.

594
00:26:52,840 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh he's in the Trump administration. How did we get to.

595
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: Are Salt Lake City trips? We love soda?

596
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, So the only places I've been for real

597
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 3: housewives are Beauty Labin Layer, both locations. Of course, multiple times.

598
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 3: I get a picture every single time.

599
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 2: I go, have you gotten work done?

600
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 3: No? And do you know what I've heard? In Utah?

601
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 3: You don't have to have a license to practice what is?

602
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: What do you practice? Aesthetics?

603
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 2: Estheticians?

604
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 3: Esthetician? No esthetician, that's a mortician. Maybe you don't need

605
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 3: a license for that either. I'm not sure. Estheticians apparently

606
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 3: don't need a license in Utah, which gets a little

607
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 3: scary for me. They use needles, they're doing things.

608
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: Well, they're injecting poison into your face.

609
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, literal talks. Yes.

610
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: I don't know though, kind of it looks good those women, well,

611
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: this is what I'll say. I'm always like, those women

612
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: do look good. But then when I think about it,

613
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, they're all twenty two. What happens to them

614
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 2: when they're older? I never see you see them on

615
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: real houses and Slake City. But other than that. I'm like,

616
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: you don't really see the older ones, right, where are they?

617
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 3: How old Heather Gate do we think?

618
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh, she doesn't count hundred years old, and it doesn't matter.

619
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 4: We're waiting for her. Yeah, we're I'm in love with

620
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 4: I like the biggest crush on her.

621
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 3: People love Heather.

622
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 2: She's a good time.

623
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I miss Monica. I've got to say,

624
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: miss Monica.

625
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: She added a lot of spice.

626
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 3: She was ruining people's the entire productions life, and I

627
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 3: loved it.

628
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was evil and I thought it was good TV. Sorry.

629
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh we went to the church. Oh we went to

630
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 2: Mary Cosby's church. It was it was boarded up. Oh

631
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 2: no Mary, there was a gate around time, and I

632
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: miss her. I'm sorry she's Oh I haven't watched a

633
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 2: new season. New season.

634
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: She's full force.

635
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got I think she's I think she's a

636
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: real true villain.

637
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why she needs to be on watch this season.

638
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 3: You two. I can't wait watch's redemption arc.

639
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: Did you see the Reddit threads of people who were

640
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: in her church that had left her church?

641
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

642
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: No, check it out.

643
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 3: Well, then I'll watch season four again to just wash

644
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: my mouth.

645
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 4: Yes, this is the problem with reality TV right now

646
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 4: is it's like, why are you taking people off? Canceling

647
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 4: people's great, Sure, don't take them off a reality TV show.

648
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to see. And that's why I

649
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 4: was like, I love her on the show because she's

650
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 4: absolutely bonkers. And now when you watch The Bachelor, all

651
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 4: the guys are like.

652
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: I hear you, I see you. I want to validate you.

653
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, boring off my screen boring, Yeah, bitch, I

654
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: want to see a man punch another man. And I'm

655
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: watching The Bachelor. I want to see a man punch

656
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: another man.

657
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 3: Well, I can't speak to that series. But for Real Housewives, obviously,

658
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: Monica and Mary made excellent television because they were clearly

659
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: not just difficult on camera, they were like making the

660
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: PA's lives a nightmare. Like every producer must have hated

661
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 3: them because otherwise they would keep them.

662
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: Monica seemed certifiably needing out, I mean some kind.

663
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: Of facility, and Linda her mom, Yes, at least keep her.

664
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: Sure, let Linda and the kids' day.

665
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 3: I would love for give Linda her whole a whole

666
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 3: show just talking to plants.

667
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: You know.

668
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: I adored her and now who knows, they're probably at

669
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: home just fighting with each other, borrowing the car from

670
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 3: each other.

671
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: I know, in their townhouse.

672
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 3: No, that's a That's one thing about Salt Like housewives

673
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 3: that I'm not that familiar with the rest of housewives,

674
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: but like a lot of them just live in truly

675
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 3: normal homes that are rented to frequently rented.

676
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: That's a big thing that I always think is so

677
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: funny when they get into these kind of things. It

678
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 2: was the same one with Real Housewives of Dallas, where

679
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: it's like they're poor compared to all the other houses.

680
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: Yes, some housewives genuinely super rich. Yes, there is a

681
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 3: new one on Salt Lake that's genuinely super rich, which

682
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 3: one Bronwyn.

683
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's her first.

684
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 3: Name, Yes, Bronwen. She and she's kind of a delight,

685
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: but she's it's also interesting to watch her because she's like, oh,

686
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 3: I have endless wealth, yes, and I don't even need

687
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: to be here. So she almost gets to be a

688
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 3: spectator because she doesn't really have to deal with anything

689
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 3: she doesn't want to do.

690
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do think because the other girls need it.

691
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: They really were, especially in the early you know, first

692
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: two seasons fighting for their lives. They needed the show

693
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 2: to stay on.

694
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 3: Yes, you felt that, and I love that you felt

695
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 3: that from jen Shaw because you thought it was going

696
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 3: to save her from jail.

697
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: You've seen the photos of her.

698
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 3: With oh, with Liz Holmes, all workout, buddies. Yes, they're

699
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: gonna have a show and it's gonna feel genuinely bad

700
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 3: because they've ruined lives.

701
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna become like everyone will forget about it,

702
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? And then it'll just

703
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: be funny.

704
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 4: Like the pipeline from that to gay icon is so quick. Yeah, yeah,

705
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 4: Like we're gonna be seeing Elizabeth Holmes in concert and

706
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 4: gay guys will be dressing as her for Halloween.

707
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: The things that the gay community is willing to forgive

708
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: if someone's like a genuine villain, it's just like we

709
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: love it, we love it, allow it. Yes, and Liz Holmes,

710
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: I guess she did. Most of the pople's lives she

711
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: ruined were tech people.

712
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: That's so hard because I still don't understand what she did. Unfortunately,

713
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: I'm like she made a fake medicine and then sold

714
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: it to like men at a company, but it never existed, Like,

715
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? If that's what happened, those

716
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: men should be in jail.

717
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people should be in jail

718
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: for that thing, right.

719
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: But did it ever affect me? Did it ever affect

720
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: the common man?

721
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? I don't think it

722
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 3: ever really trickled down to the normal population, and who cares? Truly,

723
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: It's like a bunch of super rich people made a

724
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 3: dumb mistake, not my problem.

725
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: That's like what business is, right, Yeah, I don't know,

726
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: I've never done it, but that's what it seems like.

727
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: They're all just gambling with their money. And if you

728
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: buy into a woman tell you about a medicine that

729
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: she's never shown you, I'm sorry, that's your fault.

730
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 3: Ask some questions.

731
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenshaw really truly did bad.

732
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: Truly, like one really step away from murder essentially.

733
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: I mean, defrauding old people is like rough. Look that's

734
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: Kreladville level.

735
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 3: And we know where Stewart ended up. The assistant Stewart.

736
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: Has to be in witness protection because she's going to

737
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: kill him.

738
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 3: She's a dangerous person, she's a violent, angry person.

739
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: She's going to defraud his grandparents she just immediately does

740
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: it again. It's got to be careful.

741
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I could say on this topic for

742
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: the rest of my life, but there is something else

743
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 3: we need to talk about. Unfortunately, I hate to make

744
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 3: a turn into something less pleasant. But I was very

745
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 3: excited to have you here today. You know. He thought

746
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: they would come by, we'd have a great time. And

747
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: so things started to unravel a little bit. I'll say,

748
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 3: when I was trying to pull into the parking lot

749
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: and I see this car making kind of a wild

750
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 3: attempt to back into a space, and then I park,

751
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 3: I get out. It's you two, and I'm thinking, oh,

752
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: I've already lost total respect for both of them.

753
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: I wasn't driving, so calm down.

754
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 3: And you were holding the podcast. Let's just be very clear.

755
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: The podcast is called I said no gifts, and I

756
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: assume at least one of you saw at least half

757
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: an email. At some point you mentioned that your friend

758
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 3: listens to the podcast. Maybe he's not a real friend.

759
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sure, maybe it's not a real listener.

760
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 3: Sure you two were holding a gift that I have

761
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 3: to assume was for me, unless you're on your way

762
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 3: to a party.

763
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 2: No, it's for you because I knew I was going

764
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: to park like that, so I said, I'm so embarrassed.

765
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 4: I have to bring something just to be safe. And

766
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 4: you know what is actually embarrassing. It's like I love

767
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 4: Jordan's so much, but they started like a year ago

768
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 4: backing into parking spaces and I don't know how to

769
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 4: tell them, Like, you look like a complete asshole. Why

770
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 4: are you pulling backing into a parking spot?

771
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 2: I think it looks cool. It's like a flex.

772
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 4: It is so weird, and you can't I'm sorry it

773
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 4: takes you so you're not.

774
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: Just drift because I have a backup camera and not

775
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: a front of my car camera.

776
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I think these are two topics i'd actually like

777
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 3: to touch on briefly. Okay, I think we need to

778
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: have an honest conversation about backing into parking space.

779
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 2: Backing into parking spaces feels like the new nickelback. Why

780
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 2: does everyone hate it for no reasons.

781
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:05,720
Speaker 3: To how I feel?

782
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: Really?

783
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, this God was so villainized for such a long time,

784
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: and probably for good reason for a while, you know,

785
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 3: jerk asshole guys that were backing in to show off.

786
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 3: But I think if we look at it on a

787
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 3: level playing field and try to be as neutral as possible.

788
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: If you can do it, it's not a bad idea.

789
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 2: If you can do it. If you can do.

790
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: But the problem is the reason a lot of people

791
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 3: it's still an if is because it's it had this

792
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 3: real bad reputation. We've been afraid to try.

793
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm brave.

794
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah you're breaking I'm doing it.

795
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: But I'm also obsessed with, like doing a good job parking.

796
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 2: I want to make sure everyone around.

797
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 3: Me has considerate room to get out of.

798
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 2: Their car whatever. I want to be, like perfectly in

799
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: the center of my spot. Also, there was like construction

800
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 2: happening on the parking lot. So what happened is like

801
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 2: I was very stressed because there was a long period

802
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 2: of time of me sitting there being like, oh, am

803
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: I allowed to park? So yeah, you're giving me the finger.

804
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: I was like, am I allowed to park in this

805
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: parking spot? There's so much construction? The men working on

806
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: it were on their break. I'm not gonna bother them

807
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 2: on their I did not yell at them, ma'am. I said,

808
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I should have known that. So then

809
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 2: I went and parked in a different parking space, but

810
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: it was like different than the parking It wasn't like

811
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: marked visitors, So I was like, am I allowed to

812
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 2: be in this parking space. I'm very infatuated with doing

813
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: the right correct It's a problem.

814
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 4: Honestly, you're too considerate in a way that negatively affects me. Sorry,

815
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 4: it's not considerate to me because you're so scared with

816
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 4: like a random stranger.

817
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 3: Like if we were.

818
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 4: Never I love to stop my car in the middle

819
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 4: of the road, hazard lights on. If you're gonna, yeah,

820
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 4: I'm taking a smoot break, Jordan will not if I

821
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 4: stopped for half a second to just kind of.

822
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 2: Like, you gotta keep it going. You gotta keep it going.

823
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: Someone's coming up, someone's going. I can't just stop in

824
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: the middle of the street, can You actually can't.

825
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 4: And you know what, I think we all need more

826
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 4: patience because I tell you what, I don't even notice

827
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 4: when I'm driving someone stops in the road.

828
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: They're texting. That's the leak.

829
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 4: I don't think that's safe at all. But I'm like,

830
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 4: none of my business. They're texting, they're talking to their kids,

831
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 4: they're eating the sandwich. I truly don't even think about it.

832
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm just like, and I shall wait.

833
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 3: You're minding your own business.

834
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 4: Minding my own business. I'll wait, I take a minute.

835
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 4: I don't want them to be stressed out. We just

836
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 4: on need more patience. I like, the second anything turns green,

837
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 4: people are hogging at me. I'm like, let me put

838
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 4: down my coffee, close my.

839
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 3: Nepplaces, to stop this crossrooms for second.

840
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: I don't think that for me, it's a patience thing.

841
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: It's just like it's not considerate and it's not safe.

842
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very much with you here, thank you. I mean,

843
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 3: I think green light, I think we all owe each

844
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 3: other about two to three seconds in this point. There's

845
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 3: a grace period because we all are looking at our phone.

846
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 3: We have to admit that at least I does stop light.

847
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 3: We're looking at the phone, unless you're at a green arrow,

848
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 3: in which case you have to be much more vigilant. Yes,

849
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: because you have a power there. Yeah, you can let

850
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 3: us all go through quickly. Yes, and if you're walking around, oh,

851
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 3: if it ends up being one car because you were

852
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: on your phone, straight to jail. But overall consideration, I'm

853
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: with you. My problem is I can't back into a

854
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: spot because I have zero spatial skills whatsoever? Too?

855
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 2: Do you not have a backup camera?

856
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 3: I do? That doesn't matter. Really, I am I do

857
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 3: not know where the car is in space or time

858
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 3: at any time.

859
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Do you have a tension deficit disorder?

860
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 3: Some listeners have recently reached out, sure, of course to

861
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 3: diagnose me. Of course I have never been diagnosed. But

862
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, maybe our listeners reaching out the new web MD.

863
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, well everyone listens to our podcast. Well now

864
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 4: I used to another podcast and all the comments are

865
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 4: just be like waiting for Kendall's autism diagnosed, And I

866
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 4: was like, okay. So then I asked my therapist. I

867
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 4: was like, do you think I want? Of course, I

868
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 4: was like I don't really think I do, but I

869
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 4: And then so I came. She was like, no, I

870
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 4: really don't think you. So then I go back to

871
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 4: the guess. I was like, everyone thinks I have autism.

872
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: I don't.

873
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 4: And then the comments were like Kendall saying she doesn't

874
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 4: have autism. It's a canon event. We can't interfere, so

875
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 4: it remains to be seen. I don't think so, but

876
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 4: I do have very severe ADHD. Like did the long

877
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 4: testing for it, he said, my executive function was he said,

878
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 4: I've never seen anything like that. You have just pretty

879
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: much no executive function. And something about it is, I've

880
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 4: I have really bad spatial awareness. So it's like anytime

881
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 4: I walk into a room, my shoulders hitting the door.

882
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you it might have dried now,

883
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 2: but I had a celsius before I came in.

884
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 4: It was all down my shirt because every time I

885
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 4: go to drink, I don't know where my mouth is.

886
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 2: I just pour it down myself.

887
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 3: I thought this was all just because I was gay maybe,

888
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 3: And part of that interesting, What is the whole test?

889
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 3: What do they do make you do? Or can I

890
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: not know? Because then I'll cheat?

891
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think you could cheat if you wanted to.

892
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, it's it's really terrible, to be honest.

893
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 4: I don't think a lot of people take it now

894
00:39:55,120 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: because it seems like people can just like get yeah,

895
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 4: they're like listeners reach out and Walgreen's like, okay, that's

896
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 4: good enough. But when I got diagnosed, I did to

897
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 4: take this long test. It was like seven six hours

898
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 4: on zoom because it was during oh Cravy, so it

899
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 4: was it's basically designed where if you have ADHD you cannot.

900
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: Make it through this test.

901
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 3: Wow.

902
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 4: And so by the end, I remember the last The

903
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 4: last thing they had me do was you know one

904
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 4: of those tests where every time the letter B comes up,

905
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 4: you press the space right very easy. I have good eyes.

906
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 4: I'm not unable to see you when the beat comes up.

907
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 4: This was an hour six I missed like twenty five

908
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 4: bees out of fifty because I was so he said

909
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: during the test, I looked away.

910
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 2: I was just looking around. I was so exhausted, but

911
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.

912
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 4: And then there was one test where he said, name

913
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 4: as many animals as you can in a minute. He said,

914
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 4: I named more animals than he'd ever seen. I name

915
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 4: more animals.

916
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: You never seen it.

917
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 4: He said, you name like an animal. Second, that's my

918
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 4: improv training. But then he goes, now name go back

919
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 4: and forth. So name a your animal name, name an

920
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 4: animal name, and then name a boy's name. I said,

921
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 4: well that's complicated because what is a boy name? But

922
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 4: then you have to go back and forth. My I

923
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 4: don't remember the statistic, but it was like my ability

924
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 4: to do that dropped like ninety five percent.

925
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: So instead of being like zebra cow cat. I was

926
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 2: like zebra.

927
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 4: John, I like could not and that's where you I

928
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 4: cannot go back and forth. Like my ability no one

929
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 4: can really multitask. My ability to change between tasks is is.

930
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 3: I got to take this. I have to take this.

931
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 2: Take it.

932
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 4: It was not good and it was, but it was

933
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 4: also affirming, like I feel like afterwards you were like

934
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 4: are you upset?

935
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 2: Like oh, because he was like, you're so uh such

936
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: bad adhd. You also found out you had a couple

937
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: like learning disabilities.

938
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 4: He was like, you're he's not able to diagnose me

939
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 4: with the learning disability. But he was like, I would

940
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 4: encourage you to seek out more testing and I was like,

941
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 4: I'm not ever picking up a book again, so thank

942
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 4: you so much. But I was like, no, I feel

943
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 4: worst case scenario, I would have gone in and he

944
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 4: would have been like, you're fine, and I would have

945
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: been like, what's the problem.

946
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm not something is deeply wrong. It's very nice. It

947
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 2: was good to know, like, yeah, my brain is actually

948
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: not functioning.

949
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 3: Of course that's great to learn, just to know you're

950
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: living with something. Yeah, but why wouldn't you want to know?

951
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 2: It's a perfect excuse for everything.

952
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 4: Of course, ID every time I'm late.

953
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: And I don't have to take you might be too

954
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: much to ask, but or am I asking too much? Here?

955
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: Are you on a medication?

956
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 2: Because I'm on a.

957
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 4: Medication, it has to be she can't drive or read

958
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 4: or be on time or and even just it, I'm

959
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 4: so overwhelmed because everything feels so hot.

960
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 2: I can't.

961
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 4: And when I first before I got diagnosed that they

962
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 4: diagnosed me with depression, and I even in the when

963
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 4: I got diagnosed and they put me on anti presdents,

964
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't think I have to. I

965
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 4: really don't feel like I connect to that like at all.

966
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 4: And but that's really common if you've had undiagnosed ADHD

967
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: for so long.

968
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 2: Because every task is so hard, like.

969
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 4: Washing your face is so hard, like remembering, and you

970
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 4: mess up so much too. You piss everyone off because

971
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 4: you're like, oh my god, I showed up to this

972
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 4: photo shoot, I didn't bring any clothes.

973
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 2: I'm naked.

974
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 4: I like, are you always apologizing everyone? And it just

975
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 4: wears on yourself confidence, it wears on just everything. And

976
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 4: when I I and then you know, I got the

977
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: medical I got diagnosed in add and then I.

978
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: Got adderall at first. Okay, and you know I'm comforted.

979
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: I'm kind of from a hippie town.

980
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, and I am. You are not vaccinated.

981
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 4: I am vaccinated by I was vaccinated, but I will

982
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: tell you I just join the other day. I was like,

983
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 4: I was always vaccinated because my mom came from out

984
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 4: of town. We didn't grow up where, like she didn't

985
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 4: grow up where I grew up. But when people are

986
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 4: like blown away by anti vaxxers, that was like most

987
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 4: of the people I.

988
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 2: Grew up interesting, even though I grew up It's called

989
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: Grass Valley.

990
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 4: It's in California. Okay, it's like really beautiful, but a

991
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 4: lot of.

992
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 3: Things happening in northern California have all different shapes inside.

993
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I was born there. I've never met a

994
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 2: single person.

995
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 3: Wow, this was born in Grass Valet and grass badly Okay, Okay,

996
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 3: well chat.

997
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 5: I lived in Nevada City for the first six years

998
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 5: of my life, and then I moved to Boulder, Colorado and.

999
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: Has measles right now, right now.

1000
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 4: That city is like it's like Grassline. Nevada City are different,

1001
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: but they're the same. Like I went to school with everyone.

1002
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 4: I went to school with was in Nevada City. Wow,

1003
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 4: you said, I was like, is it Grass Valley? And

1004
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 4: then you said Grass. I'm sorry, my mind's blown incredible. Okay,

1005
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 4: we have to talk more because I never met anyone

1006
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 4: from there. It's small, but it's a little you know,

1007
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 4: there were still like chicken pox parties happenings take their

1008
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 4: kids to get chicken pox, right, So I don't agree

1009
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 4: with it, but I was not It was not uncommon,

1010
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 4: so I was kind of like, oh, yeah, most people

1011
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 4: don't vaccinate their kids or take advil, like that's very normal.

1012
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: And so even though I don't believe in that, I

1013
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 4: think adderall is kind of like boss.

1014
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 3: Level and it is a medication that can be that

1015
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 3: is often abused.

1016
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 4: One hundred percent. And so even once I had the medication,

1017
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 4: it's gonna be so long to take it.

1018
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is such a long story. I don't know

1019
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: I'm talking so much about this, but it one day

1020
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: I could not get out of bed. Huh, And I

1021
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: always I'm sorry.

1022
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 4: I don't want to get in trouble, but I would

1023
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 4: roll my eyes when I see those things that are

1024
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 4: like give yourself a sticker for brushing your teeth. I

1025
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: feel like this, I understood it. I was like, I

1026
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 4: need someone to give me a sticker. I'm not brushing

1027
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 4: my teeth. I could not get out of bed and

1028
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 4: was like, take the adderall, just take it, just try it.

1029
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 4: And it was great about adderall. It's not like the

1030
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 4: other drugs. We have to try it for two weeks. Like,

1031
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 4: you take it one time, you'll know.

1032
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

1033
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: If you know, you don't have to wait for it

1034
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: to kick in.

1035
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 4: And I literally got out of bed immediately and was like,

1036
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 4: I'm fixed. Everything's fine, my brain is functioning how it's

1037
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 4: always supposed.

1038
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 2: It's incredible. It changed our lives.

1039
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, I'm gonna take the test.

1040
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 2: I would, I really would.

1041
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 3: I mean speaking of ADHD, I truly I was starting

1042
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 3: to get the podcast on track with the gifts.

1043
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: No back at it? Are you mad at us?

1044
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 3: No? I'm like I'm the listeners like I was right

1045
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: all along. More people are writing into diagnose me, like

1046
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 3: this guy cannot keep track and stay on track with anything,

1047
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 3: although I am on time all the time, which makes

1048
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: me wonder because I feel like people with ADHD are

1049
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 3: often not on time.

1050
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 4: But maybe you have such bad anxiety from being like

1051
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 4: from upsetting people that you like have to because I

1052
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 4: feel like I was.

1053
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 2: I used to be similar, Okay, or maybe you have.

1054
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 2: I have severe generalized anxiety disorder right that I take

1055
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: medication for it.

1056
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: So maybe you have that, which has been very helpful.

1057
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: That's what That's one of the things I take as well.

1058
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm willing to take as many pills

1059
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: as possible.

1060
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: I love that.

1061
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 3: Let's pick a couple out. I'm here to just ask.

1062
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: You for I'm willing to you.

1063
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you brought the gift. Should we open it here

1064
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 3: on the podcast?

1065
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: Do you want it? You didn't seem like you wanted it.

1066
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 3: I mean, now I feel rude that I you know,

1067
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 3: I guess I have to I ask.

1068
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: It's really but I think you're gonna want it.

1069
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 3: A gorgeous little bag. I'm tempted.

1070
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 2: Kendo is incredible at wrapping.

1071
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 3: I love It's almost like this is like Batman's suit.

1072
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 3: It is what is this? You feel?

1073
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 2: We were rich? Extremely rich?

1074
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we're pulling it. I love the tissue. Okay, but

1075
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 3: oh I'm gonna pull out the tissue just because just

1076
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 3: to make noise did sound okay? And now I'm reaching

1077
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: in there are three objects. I'm gonna try to guess

1078
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 3: they're fruit of some type, and I want to guess

1079
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 3: they've been I imagine you plucked these yourself picked, you know,

1080
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 3: pluck a fruit?

1081
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: You do?

1082
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 3: Do you pluck a fruit?

1083
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: An apple off a tree?

1084
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 3: Pluck an apple off a tree? I suppose go apple plucking?

1085
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 2: Why not?

1086
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 3: But these are these feels citrus? Yes, I'm gonna guess

1087
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 3: these are.

1088
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: Limes.

1089
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 3: Oh don't I actually don't know. Are these tangerine?

1090
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 2: You don't know what those are? They're lemons?

1091
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 3: These are lemons.

1092
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: What's wrong?

1093
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 3: They're very orange.

1094
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 2: Kendle's kind kind of popping off in a way that

1095
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: I think we maybe shouldn't color blind. Those are lemons.

1096
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 2: I don't know how I know. Well, this is what

1097
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: I'll say that really upset me.

1098
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 3: These are myer lemons.

1099
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 2: Okay, these are my elements, Yes, from my parents, lemon tree.

1100
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: Oh. Meyer lemons are tricky because they're very orange, Yes,

1101
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 3: very sweet.

1102
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: Very sweet. These are the best lemons I've ever had.

1103
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 2: They're so thin skinned. The zest is incredible. Okay, put

1104
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: them in the fridge or they will mold too quickly

1105
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 2: because the skin is so thin. Oh but They're unbelievab

1106
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: They're the best lemons I've ever had. There. My parents

1107
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 2: live like thirty minutes north, okay, and those are from

1108
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 2: their tree. If they start to put them in your

1109
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 2: garbage disposal, Oh yeah, no, it's true.

1110
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: Oh I love That's my little like treat to myself

1111
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 3: where I'm like, it probably shouldn't get ground up in

1112
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 3: the garbage disposal, but it smells wonderful. Probably just a

1113
00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: little bacteria dean something exactly. Okay, So why did you

1114
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 3: bring this?

1115
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 2: Because I think it felt like a nice thing you

1116
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: would want.

1117
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 3: It seems like a lovely thing to have in a drink.

1118
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 3: Make a lemon meringue pie. Probably not enough for that.

1119
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: We're really trying to seem like homesteaders, Okay, we're trying

1120
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 2: to We're trying to seem sophisticated. Okay, and we really aren't,

1121
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: and we really want to.

1122
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 4: You know, we live in an apartment, but we're trying

1123
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 4: to you know, compost and Jordan has a small tomato plant,

1124
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 4: and we're trying to like be farmers.

1125
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: Bring the earth in, yes, and like not.

1126
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 4: Shop at you know places that you know, not go

1127
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 4: out and just fully make our own food.

1128
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,399
Speaker 3: You're butchering your own meat, right, and.

1129
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: So that's kind of what this is to show, is

1130
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 4: like you think, now we have like an orchard on

1131
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 4: our apartment.

1132
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 3: I asked too many questions. You were hoping that I

1133
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 3: would just move past the lemons and everyone would assume

1134
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: they were yours.

1135
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: Yes, but fine, it's for my parents tree. But I

1136
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 2: don't know. It feels fancy and classy and gift you'd.

1137
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 4: Really you well, and it's not even really your parents tree.

1138
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,959
Speaker 4: It's your parents neighbor's tree that hangs.

1139
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 3: On a neighbors tree.

1140
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: It hangs into my parents' yard. So legally we're allowed

1141
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: to pick the fruit.

1142
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 3: I have a neighbor has a pomegranate.

1143
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: That's so good.

1144
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: When those show up, I feel like I'm in heaven fens.

1145
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 2: I thought about going on like Facebook, like buy nothing

1146
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 2: groups or something there has to be a group with

1147
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: and just posting being like, does anyone have a fruit

1148
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 2: tree where I can come get some fruit?

1149
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

1150
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm sure people do. I think a lot of people

1151
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 3: they're very spoiled and take them for granted, but they

1152
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: have these trees that they're like, I can't use as

1153
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 3: much fruit. That's like me any fruit tree owner unless

1154
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 3: they run a business.

1155
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 2: Well, and then the fruit falls and squirrels calm or

1156
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: rats com or whatever. So I'm like, let me take it.

1157
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 2: Let me be the rat.

1158
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 4: And a lemon is the best tree I think to

1159
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 4: have because it's so multi use.

1160
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can just put it in water.

1161
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 4: My mom had a peach tree for a while, and

1162
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 4: it was like every whenever those bloom she was had

1163
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 4: her cans out, being like, I've got nine hundred peaches.

1164
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 4: I have to make jars to give to your teachers

1165
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: and so much. But you can do so much of

1166
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 4: a lemon.

1167
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 3: Although a good peach is so hard to find, sure

1168
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 3: to have it just be ready on the tree. I mean,

1169
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 3: I think a peach is probably the best A ripe

1170
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 3: peach is the best fruit available, very but it's nearly

1171
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 3: impossible to get.

1172
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 2: That's every fruit.

1173
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 4: I think every fruit is us remembering the best version

1174
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 4: of that we had ninety years ago.

1175
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 2: That's how I feel about berries.

1176
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 3: Oh berries are tricky. Apples I feel like are easy.

1177
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 2: Kennel's very particular. I don't want any mealy apple.

1178
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 4: I cut off every bruise, everything, so it's just a

1179
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 4: tiny core that I have to nibble on, like.

1180
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,439
Speaker 2: A not being particular about food, but apples. The one

1181
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: is the one thing.

1182
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,720
Speaker 3: What sort of apples are you eating?

1183
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: Fuji?

1184
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 3: That one fuji? Okay? So fuji are red?

1185
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 2: I pick a red one at the store. I don't

1186
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: really know. I like a green apple and.

1187
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 3: A yellow apple.

1188
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 2: What's a yellow apple? That's a lemon. You probably thought

1189
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: fire lemon.

1190
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 3: Yellow apples are I feel like are something that we're

1191
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 3: in a paper bag lunch in like nineteen seventy eight,

1192
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: and then people forgot about them. They always seem really

1193
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 3: mealy to me. There's nothing they're not. I think they're

1194
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: very sweet. Actually, I don't think they're like tart at all.

1195
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 3: I need a fruit to have some level of kick

1196
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: to fight back. So if a fruit is sweet and mealy,

1197
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 3: it's like eating mold, it's like just eating death. Sure,

1198
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 3: but you are having trouble with the apples. Your parents

1199
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 3: are growing all this fruit.

1200
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like berries.

1201
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 3: You don't like berries at all.

1202
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: Not really. I think you're always trying to chase a

1203
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 2: good berry and I'm like, stop giving me a strawberry

1204
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 2: in November and being surprised. And I don't like it.

1205
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 4: But what I like with blueberries, though, they're doing some

1206
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 4: good stuff with science with these.

1207
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 3: What are they doing with them?

1208
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: You're getting blueberries now, I know it's gonna give me

1209
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 4: cancer one day.

1210
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 2: I don't care. They're giving me blueberries that are an

1211
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 2: inch wide? Wow?

1212
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 3: Are they? Blueberries are extremely difficult for me because they're

1213
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 3: almost always mush sweet mush. I like them to be

1214
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: like I hate. I don't like to see the word firm,

1215
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: but you know, yeah, like a crunch. Wait, why not

1216
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 3: firm for me?

1217
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: It's a no go.

1218
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: It's a no go. Wow, firm.

1219
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 2: I love firm rhymes with worm like worms?

1220
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 4: All right, sorry, we're homesteaders. Yeah, very firm.

1221
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I don't know. There's something that makes

1222
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 3: me uncomfortable. But I like it to have some sort

1223
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 3: of crunch or something and be sour. So I guess

1224
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 3: I don't like you like it to be sour?

1225
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 2: Interesting?

1226
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, okay, I think I need everything to be sour.

1227
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: I think my senses are all have been dulled so

1228
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: much that things have to be either extremely sour or

1229
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 3: spicy for me them. I'm extremely spicy to you, like

1230
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 3: a spicy.

1231
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: Thing, very very spicy.

1232
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 3: How like, what's the spicy thing you'd like to eat.

1233
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 2: Oh anything. I love lob, which is like a tie. Okay,

1234
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 2: so you know, get that really spicy, I mean anything,

1235
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: but I like it as hot as you can get

1236
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: it because I'm not a thrill seeker in any other as.

1237
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 2: I'm very safe and I'm very safe, and spice is

1238
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 2: the one way in which I seek the thrill.

1239
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 3: Right. I love, I love spicy food, but I've had to,

1240
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 3: like recently, kind of dial it back because despite it

1241
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 3: tasting wonderful, it just like it makes my stomach feel

1242
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: like it was burned by, like it's ash. The next morning,

1243
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: it feels like I've truly thrown it into a fire.

1244
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 3: So I have to be careful. I have to modulate it.

1245
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 3: I can do like a do you ever go to

1246
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 3: Halan Rai's. I do a medium there now, okay, which

1247
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: is like a spicy spicy, but beyond that is dangerous.

1248
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 3: I think, what do you get there?

1249
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 2: I get I would say probably hot, because that's one

1250
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 2: below the hottest.

1251
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 4: But you just accept kind of your pain. I feel

1252
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 4: like I like it. I'm like sweating way it feels

1253
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 4: good like after and this is just part of it.

1254
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 4: I'm like you should maybe do that, and you're like,

1255
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 4: I just have to allow that that's just part of it.

1256
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 3: You're not a spicy eater, No, not at all.

1257
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 4: I like nothing season And I'm really embarrassing when we

1258
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 4: go to restaurants.

1259
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 3: I do feel like secondhand embarrassment when my boyfriend to

1260
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 3: order something that's like.

1261
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 4: It's like, it's like I hate when people are so pretentious.

1262
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 4: It's like Journoise gets embarrassed when we go to an

1263
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 4: Italian restaurant and I ask for butter with my bread

1264
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 4: and then they're like, we don't have that. You don't

1265
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 4: have butter. It's a restaurant, give me some butter from

1266
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 4: the frint. You're lying straight to my face. You're trying

1267
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 4: to make me feel like you're better than me. You're

1268
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 4: not gonna get me some butter. I don't say that

1269
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 4: I do.

1270
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 2: It's like doing it. I'm pretending.

1271
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, the little time I wish I had

1272
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 4: butter instead of this, but I guess we'll, you know,

1273
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 4: or like when I ask for like extra sour cream

1274
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 4: in a Mexican restaurant, I'll be like, we don't have

1275
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 4: sour cream because it's like really authentic. I just like

1276
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 4: I'm like, then I'll bring some next time, and that'll

1277
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 4: be really embarrassing for you.

1278
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 3: To pull sour cream out of your bay warm. I

1279
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 3: do frequently feel like I should have at least a

1280
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 3: bottle of hot sauce in my bag, but I'm afraid

1281
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: it'll break. Oh sure, then what do we do? Where

1282
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 3: do we go from there?

1283
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 2: Or nothing worse than a broken linquid in a band.

1284
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 3: But when you end up, I mean, the one thing

1285
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 3: worse is when you go to a restaurant and all

1286
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 3: they have is tabasco.

1287
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so awful. It's and it's just the bread,

1288
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 2: one grain Chipotle. We can do, just the red tabasco.

1289
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 2: Why it's bad? Sorry, Louisiana, it's bad. It's just cayenne

1290
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 2: and vinegar. But I like both cayenne and vinegar, So

1291
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going wrong.

1292
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: It's just not what you like. It's not what you

1293
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: want out of a hot sauce.

1294
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste good. It's not what you want to

1295
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 2: have anything. You have to have something else, especially when

1296
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 2: you go to a place that's like if I go

1297
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: to a place that's like a Cajun place and they

1298
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 2: only had tabasco. First of all, they won't. If it's

1299
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 2: a real Cajun, real place, they're gonna have Louiana, they're

1300
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 2: gonna have crystal, You're gonna have something, yes, But if

1301
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 2: it's more like that, they only have Tabasco. Okay. Sometimes

1302
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 2: you go to like like an Italian restaurant or like

1303
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 2: a weird whatever, and then they like only have Tabasco.

1304
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, unacceptable. Is this unacceptable? There are so many

1305
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: choices that other restaurants have shown they can have. Yes, Zabs,

1306
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 3: do you like.

1307
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 4: You should see our fridge, Like the whole shelving on

1308
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 4: the left side is just hot sauce.

1309
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 2: I love. I get them everywhere we go, get sent

1310
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: hot sauce toar and stuff. We should go to dinner together,

1311
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 2: or you should come over for dinner and we could

1312
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: do something really spicy.

1313
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite hot sauce in the world?

1314
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: I love the original. I can never remember the name.

1315
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 2: I think it's maybe called sarrage panache. Maybe it's what

1316
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 2: it's called. I have to look it up. Please have

1317
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: that yellow top. It has the old top. It's like

1318
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 2: the original.

1319
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 3: Siracha Oh and a confusing I like siracha.

1320
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 2: I do think it tastes good, but this is like

1321
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 2: the like the you know, the scratch everyone thinks off

1322
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 2: with the green top. I like it, it's good, but

1323
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: this one is like really next level. So I love

1324
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 2: that one. I love crystal. They do a garlic crystal fantastic.

1325
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of.

1326
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 2: Like other big ones I really like, and I like

1327
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: a true hot sauce. Now you know, it's pissing me

1328
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 2: off lately everywhere I go, you want hot sauce, they

1329
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: have Chili.

1330
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 3: Crisp oh, which is fantastic, which is.

1331
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: It's its own thing, and sometimes I want spice with

1332
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: all I want spice without all that oil.

1333
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 3: And the garlicy and has Chili Crisp has a real

1334
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 3: distinct flake, it has texture.

1335
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: But I just kind of like every restaurant now like

1336
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: Americans have found out about it and I love once again,

1337
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 2: I loved. I'm a big logam fan, like I love

1338
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 2: Chili Crisp. I use it all the time. But it's

1339
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 2: just like you'll go to like a regular like American

1340
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 2: style brunch restaurant and they'll be like, well, we're not

1341
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 2: doing hot sauce, We're doing chili Crisp. Would you like

1342
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 2: that for your eggs, Benedict, I'm.

1343
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 3: Like, it's not a neutral hot sauce. Yes.

1344
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 2: Did you like the TJ's Chili crisp? Because I'm a

1345
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 2: viral you no, that Trader Joe's onion chili crisp tastes

1346
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: like old oil and onion skins. It's not good. I

1347
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 2: hate to tell you.

1348
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 3: TJ does a pretty good job with most of these things.

1349
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 2: Have an arrow. Hot sauce is greatly yeah, really nice,

1350
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 2: really simple, very affordable.

1351
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 3: They dropped the ball on the chili crisp.

1352
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 2: What's your favorite hot sauce?

1353
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 3: I mean, right now, might just like go to My

1354
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 3: hope is that a place will have Zabs. It goes

1355
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 3: with almost everything, just spicy enough.

1356
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 2: Everyone's having za.

1357
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 3: I feel like in La Zabs is popping up more

1358
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 3: and more. I mean, and also I should just say

1359
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 3: eat it Clark Street Diner nine times a week. Okay, Yeah,

1360
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 3: it's just an unfortunate flaw. Where I am, they're constantly

1361
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: drinking probably half their diet coke supply and putting Zab's

1362
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 3: hot sauce on everything.

1363
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 2: That's so interesting to me because it's a Saint Augustine

1364
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 2: Florida style hot sauce is what it allegedly is. And

1365
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 2: I grew up origin from New Orleans and then grew

1366
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: up going between Orleans and South Florida. I had no

1367
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: ever ever heard of a Saint Augustine style hot sauce

1368
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 2: or even really like a Florida regional hot sauce. Never

1369
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 2: heard of that. And then Zab popped up, and now

1370
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 2: it's like a whole category of hot sauce. It's very

1371
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 2: interesting to me.

1372
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really like it, and I like the name.

1373
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 2: It's made with the daddle pepper. Oh that's it. Yeah,

1374
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 2: I guess a specific type of pepper that comes from

1375
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 2: Saint Augustine, Florida.

1376
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm oh my god, the things I'm learning right now.

1377
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, Zab's. When I'm at like a Thai restaurant,

1378
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 3: I guess I hope that they have their own thing,

1379
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 3: of course, but siracha, although I've heard that sarracha tastes

1380
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 3: different now they had some sort of issue. Control is

1381
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 3: all over the place.

1382
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: This is what I'll tell you.

1383
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry I've been ranting about this like I'm

1384
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 4: a nine year old man, but I am like products

1385
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 4: these days, they're all going downhill.

1386
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: Oh the only thing I'll say that's I've spoken about

1387
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 3: this on the podcast before is the Girl Scouts thin mint.

1388
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 3: I think it's the one thing that throughout history has

1389
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 3: tasted the same, been the same quality to all of them.

1390
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 4: That well now they call them carbal oh similar because

1391
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 4: those are the ones I wanted as a kid. Okay,

1392
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 4: and when I taste them now, it really takes me back.

1393
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 4: It feels like it tastes the same.

1394
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,439
Speaker 3: Their tag alongs have fallen off the peanut butter.

1395
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 2: Well do you know I learned this at work. There

1396
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:21,439
Speaker 2: are two different Girl Scout cookie bakeries in the nation.

1397
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 3: There's two different ones competing.

1398
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 2: No, but just like where they make them and the

1399
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 2: tag along specifically, people say that from the two different

1400
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 2: bakeries taste different.

1401
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 4: Oh interesting stuff with a lot of I saw somewhere

1402
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 4: I'm questioning if it was listening to this podcast Tony five.

1403
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 2: But they're cheese. It's cheese.

1404
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 4: It's in can If you if you really love cheese,

1405
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 4: it's you go to the code on the back and

1406
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 4: if it has a K in front of it means

1407
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 4: it was made in the Kansas factory.

1408
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 2: And those are the cheese lovers. The best cheese.

1409
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: I wonder they're making the other ones interesting garbage North Hollywood,

1410
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 3: literally probably interesting.

1411
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 2: I do want to know, did you like the gift?

1412
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 3: What I've been thinking about is should I taste it? Sure?

1413
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 3: Just peel it here and taste it. You never peel

1414
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 3: a lemon.

1415
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 2: No, I've never seen anyone do.

1416
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 3: This, and I've never just eaten a lemon. I might

1417
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 3: need some water.

1418
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: What is that coffee? Coffee?

1419
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 3: This coffee.

1420
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 4: That's a real power play if you were just at

1421
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 4: a restaurant and just peel, just ate a lemon.

1422
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 2: I used to do that because I feel like in the.

1423
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 4: South, I grew up in grass Alley, but it went

1424
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 4: from zero to six I lived in North Carolina. I

1425
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 4: feel like in the South everything is served with a lemon.

1426
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,439
Speaker 3: And as a kid, oh I would too. I would

1427
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,439
Speaker 3: love like a lime, just a little bit of lime.

1428
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 3: But I have. I mean it's been years and I've

1429
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 3: never had it. Oh, thank you for the water on

1430
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 3: a least. I've never had like a section of a

1431
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 3: lemon and Myers lemon.

1432
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm excited. Your hands are going to smell.

1433
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 3: And you already do.

1434
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 2: Does it smell good?

1435
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:52,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1436
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 4: This feels like something to now like when you open

1437
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 4: TikTok and they're like, ten reasons your cord at all

1438
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 4: is fucked.

1439
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 2: I feel like it could.

1440
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 4: I could totally see a world where girls are like,

1441
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 4: eat a full lemon every morning and it's like an

1442
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 4: old day Alzheimer's.

1443
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I bet we've just started that. Now the

1444
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 3: ball is rolling, people are gonna be eating lemons. I

1445
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 3: mean that a lemon is a tricky thing to appeel,

1446
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 3: to be honest.

1447
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 2: Well, I did ask my guy in acologist about the

1448
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 2: cortisol thing.

1449
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 3: And what they have to say.

1450
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 2: She was like, that is fake. She was like, that

1451
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 2: is made up. I'm so sorry to tell you. And

1452
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 2: my guy in college is cool, too interesting. She's very the.

1453
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 3: Back of a grocery store.

1454
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 2: Yes, it's what I can afford. She but she's not

1455
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 2: like some stuffy old man doctor who doesn't believe in

1456
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 2: progress or listening to her. Like she's very quiet, like

1457
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 2: her a lot, but she's like, yeah, that's just a thing.

1458
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 2: Her explanation was like everything is just people looking for

1459
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 2: a reason why they're gaining weight as they get older.

1460
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 2: And it's like she was like, if your cortisol, your

1461
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 2: cortisol could only be off by such a minute amount,

1462
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 2: and if it was off by like way more, you'd

1463
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 2: be dead. Oh so it's not like a lot of

1464
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 2: these things that people are like, Oh, this thing is

1465
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 2: like She's like, you would be so so sick. It's

1466
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 2: not just like I've gained six pounds and my face

1467
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 2: looks heavier. Oh, your Cortisol's.

1468
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 3: High be in the hospital.

1469
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,479
Speaker 2: You'd be like very sick. Something would be really really wrong.

1470
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 2: So she's like, yeah, everyone's just chasing a reason as

1471
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 2: to why they are a little heavier now as they

1472
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 2: get older. She's like, that's just the way the body works.

1473
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 3: Like a much liquid is These are really juicy?

1474
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1475
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so sorry. Oh my god, our gifts suck.

1476
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 2: I thought this would be a cool gift.

1477
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled about this, but it's got to be. Look,

1478
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 3: I've never seen anything like this.

1479
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 2: You're so dropping it.

1480
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 3: I get the seeds out to either of you now

1481
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 3: that I've touched.

1482
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 2: On home some of those.

1483
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 3: Thanks, Okay, we're going to give this a shot here.

1484
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 3: I mean, it's amazing, is it really? It's like sour candy.

1485
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 2: It's like the sweetest lemon you've ever had.

1486
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: Oh, I genuinely I wonder if you give me a stomache,

1487
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 3: if ache, if I eat more.

1488
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 2: It's very acidic, but you know.

1489
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat one more because it tastes good.

1490
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. Oh this just makes my day.

1491
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 3: This is a delicious wet it is really.

1492
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 2: I don't think they're intended to be in that way necessarily,

1493
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 2: but I'm glad you are.

1494
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: Oh delightful. It's the same thing as like a sour

1495
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 3: patch or a sour guy.

1496
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 2: My mouth is salivating watching.

1497
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 3: My hands smell cleaner than they ever Again, the entire

1498
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 3: extator layer has been melted off of my hands.

1499
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 2: This is exactly what I wanted.

1500
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 3: And the room smells so good.

1501
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 2: Now, oh it does?

1502
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 3: Am I a lemon should just be a snack? I

1503
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,919
Speaker 3: promote that. I'm gonna start promoting that. Okay. Now I've

1504
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 3: made an absolute mess of the entire studio.

1505
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 2: My hands are sticky.

1506
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's fine. Who cares? And now I'm gonna

1507
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 3: struggle here. Do your parents have other fruit trees?

1508
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 2: I think that they've planted some that they're hoping become

1509
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: full tree. Okay, but we like moved around a lot,

1510
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 2: so my parents really haven't gotten a chance to like

1511
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: invest in a space in that way up until the

1512
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 2: last couple of years, and I think now they're really

1513
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 2: trying to do it. I think they have a fig tree. Cool,

1514
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 2: and your grandma has a eucalyptus tree. My grandma has

1515
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 2: the eucalyptus tree. My parents have an olive tree. Now

1516
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 2: keeps trying to do alive.

1517
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 3: That seems like a nightmare.

1518
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 2: It really is. She keeps just molding them on accident.

1519
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 2: But I didn't think about this. Of course, olives are

1520
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 2: in brine, but like you have to brine them otherwise

1521
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 2: they're right kind of useless. But that's hard. It's a

1522
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 2: full time job. My mom's an icy universe and she's

1523
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 2: like one of the head icy unurses at like a

1524
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 2: big hospital in La. So my mom's like taking on

1525
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 2: these hobbies that are the kind of hobbies a retired

1526
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 2: person dies.

1527
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 3: And the hospital is noticing. They're like something off, something's

1528
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 3: going focus on something else. Yes, Oh god. Now I

1529
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 3: have some fruit trees in my yard and they rarely

1530
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 3: have fruit on them. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

1531
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 2: That's devastating.

1532
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 3: I might be a meyer lemon. Then I've obviously never seen.

1533
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 4: I think sometimes you just have to fully neglect stuff,

1534
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 4: as I've learned, because anytime I take care of something,

1535
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 4: it dies immediately. And then there's like a thing growing

1536
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 4: on my street where I walk my dog that no

1537
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 4: one's touched and it's just in full bloom.

1538
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 3: That's how What is that bush that's all over la

1539
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 3: that's uh.

1540
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 2: That looks like a dinosaur.

1541
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 3: It's like pink.

1542
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh, do you.

1543
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 4: Know what I'm talking about where it's like, ah, almost

1544
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 4: it looks like something from prehistoric times. It's like the

1545
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 4: almost like a succulent. And then coming out of it

1546
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 4: is a long trunk. Oh that hangs if you don't

1547
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,919
Speaker 4: clip it, and no one does, And.

1548
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 3: I wonder what that is. So that sounds great.

1549
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: We have one outside our house.

1550
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 3: Oh booga vilia is what I'm thinking. Oh, yes, those

1551
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 3: will be like on the side of the freeway.

1552
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 2: Yesttle beautiful.

1553
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 3: And then I'm trying to grow in my yard and

1554
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 3: it's like no thing I try on this thing, neglect, water,

1555
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 3: whatever will help it.

1556
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm like I was walking the other day

1557
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 4: and I saw one of those on our street and

1558
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 4: I was like, everyone's going to Japan to see these blossoms.

1559
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,959
Speaker 4: Isn't that what this is? And also we should really

1560
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 4: why don't we plant more? And then people would come

1561
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 4: see these dreams?

1562
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to go to La for the blossom.

1563
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 2: Right because I was like, we have these too. These

1564
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 2: are pink and pretty. Why are you trying to get

1565
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 2: people to come to La?

1566
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 5: I know.

1567
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 2: There's enough people here.

1568
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, is there anything left to say about the lemons?

1569
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 3: Before we move on?

1570
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 2: You tell us?

1571
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 3: Do you each name your favorite fruit?

1572
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 2: I didn't. What's your favorite?

1573
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 3: Really?

1574
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 2: I love a mango, a good mango. Yes, I love watermelon.

1575
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 3: Oh? Interesting, and I love you only ask for one.

1576
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 2: I don't have to name. I'm a fruit fruit. I

1577
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 2: love fruit. I love blueberries. I'm a big blueberry person.

1578
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 2: Citrus is my favorite. But that's not an acceptable answer

1579
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 2: most of the time, so I will say, like a

1580
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 2: more solid fruit, which is pineapple.

1581
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,719
Speaker 3: Oh, of course tastes really a line.

1582
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 2: I know, I'm loving.

1583
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 4: Sorry, I know, I'll leave my dad ate so much pineapple.

1584
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 4: One time you had to go to the hospital.

1585
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 2: Oh acid. I don't remember exactly what happened, but there

1586
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,560
Speaker 2: was a whole somewhere in his body. He was a

1587
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 2: sick man.

1588
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 4: In general, he was very sick, but he that was

1589
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 4: a separate. My mom like packed him a pineapple. He

1590
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 4: was like going to go on this trip. He was

1591
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 4: always going on some trip. He was always like doing

1592
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 4: a business deal.

1593
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 2: We did not have any money.

1594
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 4: I don't know what these business deals weren't working out,

1595
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 4: but he my mom packed him a bunch of pineapple.

1596
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 4: She caught up like two full pineapples. Tried to kill him, probably,

1597
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 4: but she was like, you're going on this long trip,

1598
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 4: so eat these over the course. But my dad, she

1599
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 4: should have known. He's a big pineapple freak. And he

1600
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 4: ate them all on the first day and he had.

1601
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 2: To go to the hospital.

1602
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 3: Wow, who would care?

1603
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 2: His mouth was probably bleeding mouth.

1604
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 3: He was so sick, cankerstors. That's why I shouldn't be

1605
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 3: eating lemon.

1606
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 2: She was fine, that's normal, two little segments.

1607
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 3: We'll wash my mouth out.

1608
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 2: It's fine. Our gift was good.

1609
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,720
Speaker 3: It's an excellent gift. I don't think I've ever eaten

1610
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 3: a citress on the podcast before first or walked away

1611
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 3: smelling good. First. Yeah, kind of an ideal gift he

1612
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 3: brought for me. Well, I think we should play a game. Please,

1613
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,280
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

1614
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 3: But I need a number between one and ten from you.

1615
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 2: Three.

1616
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, I have to do some light calculating to

1617
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 3: get our game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend,

1618
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 3: do whatever you want.

1619
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, wonderful. Please listen to our podcast,

1620
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 2: Happy Wife, Happy Life. It's a relationship, comedy and dating

1621
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 2: podcast that we do together and sometimes have guests and.

1622
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 4: We have an absolute blast. And if it's not your thing,

1623
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 4: just turn the volume down and listen to it.

1624
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, just let it straight. I need you to be engaged.

1625
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 2: We just need someone. We need people listening to it.

1626
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 2: But we have a real blast over there. Yeah. You

1627
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 2: can also follow us both on social media. I'm sure

1628
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,680
Speaker 2: that our handles will be maybe in the bio of

1629
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 2: this who knows, but find us online. We'd love to

1630
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 2: see you there. And Jordan has their own TV show.

1631
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,719
Speaker 2: It's called Gastronauts. It's on Dropout. It's a comedy, cooking

1632
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 2: competition show. We just wrapped on the second season. First

1633
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,600
Speaker 2: seasons all on Dropout and it's a real blast. I

1634
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 2: think you should watch it. It's so good. It's really amazing.

1635
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just on social media and then our little

1636
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,560
Speaker 4: podcast so much fun, a lot of gay stuff, but

1637
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 4: also we're trying to connect more to a straight Onio.

1638
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 2: We got our gay people, so.

1639
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 4: Now we're trying to get us straight people too, So

1640
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 4: we're getting straight guests, So look forward to that.

1641
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,600
Speaker 2: If you have a husband.

1642
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 3: Connecting with straight people, it's really lifelong battle.

1643
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 4: It feels bizarre because it feels like the opposite of

1644
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 4: everywhere else is trying to be like, we got to

1645
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 4: have more gay people in our show, or gay people

1646
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 4: were desperate.

1647
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 2: We are literally like, no more or lesbians, gay people,

1648
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 2: no more lesbians this season. We've had enough.

1649
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 4: We've heard it, we've averted all before, you're all the same.

1650
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 2: We're done. We need to get a bachelorette contestant.

1651
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 3: We need to cross guests, get into a bigger straight

1652
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 3: on here.

1653
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,799
Speaker 2: Yes, do straight people listen to this podcast?

1654
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 3: I hope they do, but I feel like mostly gay

1655
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 3: people and women And then but like in case you'll

1656
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 3: be like a very straight person will be listening to it.

1657
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,839
Speaker 3: Like what am I saying that could possibly be appealing

1658
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 3: to you?

1659
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 2: Sure? But I love that.

1660
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 3: Oh of course we welcome everybody, Yes, except for all

1661
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 3: the people I don't like. But yeah, that's a whole lot.

1662
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 2: You welcome. No, come, Yeah, if your enemy listened to this,

1663
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:03,600
Speaker 2: you wouldn't like it.

1664
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I would love nothing more. Leave a review enemy.

1665
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 3: I actually the network is telling me to remind people

1666
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,280
Speaker 3: leave reviews. Leave reviews for their podcasts as well. Everybody.

1667
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 3: People love that, and we still have merch These are

1668
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 3: things I never talk about on the podcast and a

1669
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,799
Speaker 3: bad at the general business aspect.

1670
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 2: Can I tell you one thing that's also helpful. We

1671
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,600
Speaker 2: didn't know this until recently, but Spotify told this to us.

1672
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 2: People can follow your podcast on Spotify. Oh not just

1673
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 2: rate and review and listen. It's actively helpful if you

1674
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 2: follow the podcast on Spotify or Apple Music or whatever.

1675
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 2: So make this is a great podcast. Everyone that's listening.

1676
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 2: Make sure you go wherever you're listening and you follow

1677
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 2: the podcast on the the whatever program you're listening through.

1678
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 3: And happy wife, happy life. Thank you. These things should

1679
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,719
Speaker 3: come with a handbook or something. Nobody knows that truly. Okay,

1680
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 3: this is how we play gift or a curse. Okay,

1681
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three things. You're going to tell me

1682
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 3: they're a gift or a curse and why and then

1683
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 3: I'll tell if you're right or wrong, because there are

1684
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 3: correct answers. Okay, all right. This first one is from

1685
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 3: our Mega Tier of listeners, from a listener named Peter

1686
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse saying that's funny but not actually laughing.

1687
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 2: It's a curse, but it's what I do. I don't

1688
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 2: know how to stop myself from doing that. I think

1689
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 2: it's a curse, but it's fine for me. I think

1690
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,840
Speaker 2: it's a curse that comes from being a comedian for

1691
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 2: the last twelve thirteen years. So now I hear things

1692
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 2: and I process them and go, that's funny, But I don't.

1693
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 2: I'm not like haha, because it's not catching me off guard.

1694
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1695
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 4: I think the only thing that can really catch me

1696
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 4: off guard is like physical comedy.

1697
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 2: Yes, like someone.

1698
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I've talked about this so much recently, but

1699
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 4: I'm a big mister Bean fan, and like that'll make

1700
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 4: me laugh out loud because I don't know where he's

1701
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,559
Speaker 4: gonna drive next to.

1702
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 3: Get a turkey on his head.

1703
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 2: Right, that makes me laugh, But for the most part,

1704
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 2: I feel like stuff.

1705
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, when you think so much about how to

1706
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 4: write a joke and much to say you kind of

1707
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,840
Speaker 4: know what people are gonna say, kind of how chess

1708
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 4: players are the next I'm so smart.

1709
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a comedy genius.

1710
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 3: But I do that.

1711
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 4: I think once I'm like my social battery is done,

1712
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 4: I will start really being like, that's funny, that's funny.

1713
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 2: And I've stopped laughing.

1714
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 3: But you're saying, curse, curse. I think curse correct, Ye, curse.

1715
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 3: I mean it's a bad it's a bad thing to do.

1716
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1717
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,680
Speaker 3: And I in the same boat here. I feel like

1718
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:31,679
Speaker 3: I get a most from stand ups. Stand ups will

1719
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 3: not laugh. They just say that's funny, and it is.

1720
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,320
Speaker 3: It's an unsettling feeling.

1721
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 2: Well, they're objectively bad people.

1722
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 3: They're all, every single one of them. And I should

1723
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 3: be in a prison on an island, not just a

1724
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 3: regular Alcatraz.

1725
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 2: Would love it. They would put on open mics every night.

1726
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 2: They wouldn't even notice. They do the same material over

1727
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 2: and over.

1728
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:55,640
Speaker 4: They run it and go, oh, I just made I

1729
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 4: haven't come up with anything, and they do the same

1730
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 4: set they've done for ten years, and they would they

1731
01:14:59,280 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 4: wouldn't even notice.

1732
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:00,599
Speaker 2: The were there.

1733
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,800
Speaker 3: Horrible feeling when someone just says that's funny, yeah, you

1734
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,360
Speaker 3: need that, you need some sort of reaction. Yes, curse,

1735
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 3: good job, thank you. Okay. Number two this is from

1736
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,360
Speaker 3: a listener named John Gift or a curse speed limit

1737
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 3: signs that say something like nineteen miles per hour.

1738
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 2: I've literally never even seen that. What are you talking about?

1739
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 4: I guess like a curse because you're in an alternate

1740
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 4: universe and you need to get out.

1741
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a curse because you are in Kankakee, Illinois,

1742
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 2: seeing that. You're not seeing that in a place you

1743
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:30,680
Speaker 2: want to be. Well.

1744
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 4: Speed limit signs in general are a curse because I

1745
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 4: disagree you're.

1746
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 3: Blowing down every way.

1747
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,000
Speaker 2: I disagree. Yeah, I have my hazard lights on. Police please,

1748
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 2: I disagree.

1749
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,679
Speaker 4: No, I think I think it should be forty miles

1750
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,600
Speaker 4: an hour or whatever it is, and you have to

1751
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 4: go that exact number, maybe one below, one over.

1752
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 2: But I don't like did you know. I'm sure you do.

1753
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,720
Speaker 4: Police officers they can pull you over if you're going

1754
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 4: the speed limit, because you could be going not with

1755
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 4: the speed of traffic. But they can also pull you

1756
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 4: over if you're going ten over the speed limit with

1757
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,599
Speaker 4: the speed of track.

1758
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,840
Speaker 2: It's just whatever they decide. Oh yeah, of course, it's bad, course,

1759
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,680
Speaker 2: but I do find myself often wishing there are more

1760
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,599
Speaker 2: speed limit signs because sometimes I'm just driving and all

1761
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 2: of a sudden I'm like, wait, what species supposed to

1762
01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,240
Speaker 2: be going? So I think Kennell and I were saying

1763
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 2: curse on this one.

1764
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:21,160
Speaker 3: It's a gift. No, it's an absolute gift. You've seen these.

1765
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 3: I haven't seen the nineteen miles an hour, but i've

1766
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 3: seen the twelves. I've seen the well fifteen is kind

1767
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 3: of common.

1768
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:30,000
Speaker 4: Well, it's always accompanied by a sign that says slow

1769
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,839
Speaker 4: kids at play, Get your kids out of the fucking street.

1770
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 2: Kids at play?

1771
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 3: Why get them in a car?

1772
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 2: Get a right, your kid's a car.

1773
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 4: That's like putting a sign up in like a tattoo parlor,

1774
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 4: Like don't curse kids at play?

1775
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,720
Speaker 2: Why are they playing in here? It's dangerous. Get your

1776
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,559
Speaker 2: kids out of the street.

1777
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 3: No, it's a gift. It's a nice little challenge. How

1778
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 3: often do we think about driving twelve miles an hour?

1779
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,719
Speaker 3: I've seen them for twelve eight and those are probably

1780
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 3: the two that i've seen.

1781
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see them ever we're now, But I swear

1782
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 2: to you i've never seen one before.

1783
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:07,960
Speaker 3: Probably in parking lots. Frequently in parking structures you'll see

1784
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 3: a twelve uh tawny neighborhoods.

1785
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 2: We're leaving here and we're going to a parking structure

1786
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:14,960
Speaker 2: to see if we can find one. Because I've never

1787
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 2: seen this or heard of this.

1788
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,160
Speaker 3: I love it and it's just a strange kind of

1789
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,800
Speaker 3: uncanny thing to see. It's like that should say thirty five?

1790
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 3: Why does that say eight?

1791
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:22,439
Speaker 2: Right?

1792
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 4: Wow?

1793
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 3: Okay, And it's you know, it's creating jobs, making people

1794
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,559
Speaker 3: have to make these signs the eight miles an hour.

1795
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 2: So well, yeah, the same people that make the twenty

1796
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:31,679
Speaker 2: five mile scigence can't make eight miles.

1797
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'lleges. Yeah, it's a whole different thing to raise

1798
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:39,439
Speaker 3: a different way basically. Okay, so you've gotten one right

1799
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 3: so far, one wrong. And this final one is from

1800
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 3: a listener named Rebecca Gift to a curse couples who

1801
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 3: hold hands across the table at restaurants while waiting for

1802
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 3: their meals to come.

1803
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 2: Gift and I'm sure that they're going to say curse,

1804
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 2: but sorry, Kennill, I love each other. Back off.

1805
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 3: Do you too hold hands across the table?

1806
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,600
Speaker 2: We hold hands all the time. Oh, that's cross. I

1807
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 2: love to hold hands across the table. If we hold

1808
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,600
Speaker 2: hands across the table and make direct eye contact and

1809
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,559
Speaker 2: just chat.

1810
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 3: And sing harmony.

1811
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we've known to do that. I think it's

1812
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,880
Speaker 2: such a gift. What's wrong with that? Now? I don't

1813
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 2: think you should be impeding the waiter in any way,

1814
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 2: shape or form. As soon as the waiter even comes

1815
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 2: hand on the table, KENL and I are fully hands

1816
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 2: up away from the table, never interfere with the waiter

1817
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 2: doing their taking me against you?

1818
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,439
Speaker 3: And yeah that's how I'm the waiters holding a.

1819
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:27,280
Speaker 2: Gun, yes, yes, And we should give waiters guns they deserve.

1820
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,360
Speaker 3: They really do. Those are the one category of people

1821
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 3: who should get to have a gun.

1822
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, So I both waited tables for a long

1823
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,840
Speaker 2: time and I could have used it.

1824
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 3: Oh I would have used a gun every night.

1825
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,600
Speaker 2: But so, I think holding is great. But you just

1826
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:39,799
Speaker 2: have to be aware of your surrounding.

1827
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 3: Still.

1828
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,120
Speaker 2: But I think this person is gonna say curse.

1829
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:43,920
Speaker 3: Well the person is me.

1830
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:45,280
Speaker 2: Oh wait, the.

1831
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 3: Page tell you it's you. These people don't know. That's

1832
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,720
Speaker 3: why they're riding in. They need to they need to

1833
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 3: be set straight.

1834
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I would have been arguing more. If i'd known

1835
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 2: it was just.

1836
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 3: You, we can go back. I'm happy to fight over

1837
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 3: these other twos.

1838
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,680
Speaker 2: Listen, we'll talk about this off the pod. Okay, what

1839
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 2: is this one?

1840
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:03,280
Speaker 3: This is a gift. I've got nothing. I have nothing

1841
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 3: against people holding hands with each other because you're in

1842
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,680
Speaker 3: love too. It says you're in love and uh, oh,

1843
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,880
Speaker 3: did you say it's because you're all because I'm in love. Yeah,

1844
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 3: it's a nice thing to see.

1845
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 2: Uh.

1846
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 3: And sometimes it is a nice little sign that you're

1847
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,360
Speaker 3: looking at some annoying people. Yeah, and why not have

1848
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,680
Speaker 3: a little red flag at the restaurant. I think it's

1849
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 3: a perfect gift. Holding hands when you're sitting on the

1850
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 3: same side of the booth and nobody's on the other side.

1851
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,799
Speaker 3: That's where I feel like we've gone. That's into new dimension.

1852
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense.

1853
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 3: Someone's trapped. Well, some of these people in the relationship

1854
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 3: is trapped against the wall.

1855
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 2: It's also like you're not you don't want to talk

1856
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 2: because the way to talk is you're not looking at

1857
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 2: each other. So it's like you don't want to talk,

1858
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 2: you just want to be physically close, And I think

1859
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 2: that means there's something wrong. With your relations the.

1860
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 3: Marriage is on the skids. Yeah, you're trying to figure

1861
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 3: out who's going to take the kids and who's going

1862
01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 3: to take the boat to me.

1863
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:57,000
Speaker 2: It feels like you're in middle school rights that to say.

1864
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,760
Speaker 2: But you want to be physically close.

1865
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 3: Just completely, Yeah, but across the table, why not. But

1866
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 3: don't get in the way, especially if a sizzling vahetas

1867
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 3: is on its way down to the table. You know

1868
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 3: someone's burned.

1869
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:10,840
Speaker 4: Well, I will say, we don't hold hands when we

1870
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 4: go get fatas. No, that's more of a that's not

1871
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 4: a date. That's we're not messing around. When I go

1872
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 4: to Salsa and Beer, that's my favorite restaurant.

1873
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,679
Speaker 3: I want to go there so bad. People rave about

1874
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 3: this place.

1875
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 4: Please, it's my favorite restaurant in La Frozen Margarita is

1876
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,200
Speaker 4: the size of my head.

1877
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 2: And so they are. And they've never judged me. I say,

1878
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 2: extra sour cream they're giving me. They have beans. When

1879
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,960
Speaker 2: you get there, they immediately give you beans when you

1880
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:34,639
Speaker 2: sit on the table.

1881
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Now no beans in a spoon.

1882
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, they be it in a gun.

1883
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 3: Figure it out. I am going to push back a little.

1884
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 3: I have a rule about when people recommend a Mexican

1885
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 3: restaurant and the first thing they say is they have

1886
01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:52,160
Speaker 3: amazing margaritas. I think that's not a good Mexican restaurant,

1887
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 3: you know what, But I've heard enough about salsa and

1888
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 3: beer that I'm willing to trust you.

1889
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,720
Speaker 2: Listen. Can I tell you why you're wrong? Because I

1890
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 2: work a lot in food and I do think you're

1891
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 2: wrong because I think that it depends on what you're

1892
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 2: looking for. If you want the best street taco, you're

1893
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,960
Speaker 2: ever going to have go get it from a taco truck.

1894
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,680
Speaker 2: But if you want kind of like salt and beer

1895
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 2: almost starts to verge on Tex mex You're getting huge margarita's,

1896
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:21,840
Speaker 2: frozen Margarita's, passion fruit frozen margarita giant. They have their

1897
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 2: sodas come in the red plastic caps that you get

1898
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:31,400
Speaker 2: in the South and they read one sip, seventeen diet coats.

1899
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 2: We're gonna leave here and go there. It is so

1900
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:38,599
Speaker 2: good and huge portions, incredible salsa bar, sauces that are

1901
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,599
Speaker 2: actually hot, their house pickling, their own jalapinos and carrots.

1902
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 2: Night table seats ninety.

1903
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 3: Feet ball and do you have access to the salsa

1904
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:49,920
Speaker 3: bar yeah, yeahs. It's almost extinct at this.

1905
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 2: Point because everybody thinks bars and buffets are nasty. And

1906
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 2: you know what, if I have to take in a

1907
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 2: little bit of someone sneeze to get the most delicious

1908
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 2: salsa in an unlimited quantity, I'll do it if I

1909
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 2: will lose.

1910
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 4: It if they ever if these idiots, and I'm a germophobe,

1911
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 4: I swear I grew up I had separate silverware from

1912
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,400
Speaker 4: my family. I wouldn'tat at a table with my family.

1913
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,639
Speaker 4: But if I'm at a Ruby Tuesdays, if they ever

1914
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,559
Speaker 4: take those salad bars away, it's over. It's the only

1915
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,439
Speaker 4: good salad that's ever existed. It is a Ruby Tuesday's

1916
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 4: buffet out.

1917
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 3: I've never enjoyed their salad bar.

1918
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's You've never enjoyed a salad that so good?

1919
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 3: Hate salad.

1920
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 2: It's Mexican blend cheese. It's all just it's like truly,

1921
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,960
Speaker 2: there's no Roman lettuce. And then the rest of it

1922
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:37,679
Speaker 2: is all cheese, can chickpeas, sausage, boiled eggs, and bacon

1923
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,000
Speaker 2: bits corn.

1924
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 3: Wow, well you got two out of three. Not too bad?

1925
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 3: Take it and has their gift or a curse? Now

1926
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 3: they're going to Now this this is where it gets

1927
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 3: tricky because neither of us as has the final answer here.

1928
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,160
Speaker 3: It's to really prove, you know, give a fairness to.

1929
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,760
Speaker 2: The podcast and remember that you have a connection to

1930
01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 2: Kendall nowhere the same maybe and I'm sure you and

1931
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 2: I could connect on something.

1932
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Honesly is just constantly trying to take over the

1933
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,360
Speaker 3: podcast and get rid of me soon.

1934
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 2: Who knows, Yeah, we got that fue.

1935
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what is it?

1936
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:15,919
Speaker 2: Gift your a curse? Brushing your teeth in the kitchen sink, curse, curse? Illegal?

1937
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:22,720
Speaker 2: What that's the old You only do that when you

1938
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,800
Speaker 2: have company in town and they're staying with you and

1939
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 2: they're using the bathroom for so long, and you're like, no, no, no,

1940
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:30,800
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, And then you have

1941
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,519
Speaker 2: to go like brush your teeth in the kitchen sink

1942
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:36,479
Speaker 2: because you love your company. But other than that, what

1943
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 2: and don't ever do it. I don't want to see

1944
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:43,120
Speaker 2: anyone brushing their teeth. That's a private thing. That's a secret.

1945
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,040
Speaker 4: You don't want people knowing you're brushing your teeth When

1946
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 4: someone walks out of the room and they're trying to

1947
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:47,559
Speaker 4: talk to my brushing their teeth.

1948
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 2: I want to vomit. It is so gross. Don't show

1949
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 2: people that wow private, Oh you know, I'm a come.

1950
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:01,000
Speaker 3: On, it's a little vacation. Well, we're traveling to a

1951
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,800
Speaker 3: new country to brush our teeth. I like to get

1952
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 3: a little nasty when I'm brushing my teeth.

1953
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:06,720
Speaker 2: What if there's dishes in the sink, Oh, I'm going

1954
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:06,960
Speaker 2: for it.

1955
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 3: Speaking of lemon, putting a lemon in a lemon in

1956
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,960
Speaker 3: the disposal. When you spit your toothpaste in there, there's

1957
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,200
Speaker 3: a little like I'm making that fresh.

1958
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 2: No, it would have to be a completely empty and

1959
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,479
Speaker 2: recently clean sink.

1960
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, Absolutely not on occasion late night with the

1961
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 3: toothbrush and the kitchen sink, you've got just the oven

1962
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,800
Speaker 3: light on. It's a little bit more romantic. It's not

1963
01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 3: quite as medical as the bathroom washing.

1964
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,240
Speaker 2: Horrible.

1965
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 3: You don't.

1966
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 2: Gay men want to act like they're different than straight men,

1967
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,960
Speaker 2: but whisper away from being the same damn face gay man.

1968
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:43,719
Speaker 4: I go into their house, I go, you know what, actually,

1969
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 4: first of all, buy a plate. Why do you have

1970
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:46,599
Speaker 4: no plates?

1971
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 3: You?

1972
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 2: Everything is disgusting. I'm like, you're just as much.

1973
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:51,360
Speaker 4: I don't like that we gave you guys a TV

1974
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 4: show where you give makeovers because I think it's literally.

1975
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,600
Speaker 2: Teeth in the kitchen sink. Apologize you're not.

1976
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,160
Speaker 3: Right, use and I'll tell you something else I've been

1977
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 3: doing recently. Brush my teeth in bed.

1978
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,040
Speaker 2: Well, that doesn't make anything. It doesn't make sense. Where

1979
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 2: are you spinning it under the covers?

1980
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:09,320
Speaker 3: I believe I have my electric toothbrush full minutes, you know, yes,

1981
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,640
Speaker 3: and rather than standing in the bathroom, I go lie

1982
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,560
Speaker 3: down on the sink and just go. My boyfriend hates it.

1983
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 2: So your poor boyfriend, It's like he can come with

1984
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 2: us if he needs.

1985
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,839
Speaker 3: I'm telling people, try brushing if you have an electric toothbrush.

1986
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:27,640
Speaker 3: I can't imagine doing the manual. You know, analog, but uh,

1987
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,559
Speaker 3: electric in bed. I'm all for it, but at least analog.

1988
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,080
Speaker 2: It's not that that's not.

1989
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 3: This podcast is the final word on toothbrush.

1990
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,559
Speaker 4: A manual toothbrush, you're not when someone's using an electric

1991
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 4: tooth I'm a manual guy. My dentist every time is like,

1992
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:44,880
Speaker 4: stop you're gonna I mean.

1993
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,439
Speaker 3: Was encouraging. I was like, who is this danger?

1994
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:49,200
Speaker 4: He's always like why do you not have an electric

1995
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:52,200
Speaker 4: toothpress because I'm old school. Whenever someone's us an electric

1996
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 4: toothpress brush, Jordan is like this.

1997
01:25:54,479 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 2: It is springing at me like a spring vibrator. You're

1998
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:03,120
Speaker 2: like every time, I'm like, what this is horrible?

1999
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,479
Speaker 4: Like I would rather you just get right dentures by

2000
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,120
Speaker 4: the time you're sixty, like an orong person and not

2001
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,040
Speaker 4: spray me.

2002
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 3: Like I got to get into it. I fought it

2003
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,160
Speaker 3: for years and now it's changed everything. I'm in bed

2004
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:12,960
Speaker 3: with the toothbrush.

2005
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,880
Speaker 2: I will say I have to commend you for doing

2006
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:16,679
Speaker 2: the full two minutes.

2007
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 3: Thank you. It's one of the few things. And now

2008
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, see, maybe I don't have ADHD. I'm people

2009
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,080
Speaker 3: to pay attention for two minutes to a toothbrush.

2010
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:24,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2011
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:27,679
Speaker 4: No, you get in bed, probably to watch TV because

2012
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 4: you can't stand a mirror.

2013
01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:32,000
Speaker 3: And doing it in the yard, well, that's good.

2014
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:34,360
Speaker 2: That's taking it a little fresh air. Yeah's reconnecting with nature.

2015
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:36,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start brushing teeth in the backyard and see

2016
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:37,040
Speaker 3: what happens.

2017
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 2: That feels fine, It feels fine. The kitchen sink is

2018
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,720
Speaker 2: that's a curse, and I think you should be able

2019
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 2: to be in public too.

2020
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 3: I think, Kenny, I've been talking about this recently. I

2021
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:50,120
Speaker 3: said twenty five, your public urination is what's big in

2022
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:50,839
Speaker 3: twenty twenty.

2023
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 4: Five, because that is I'm all for the I'm not

2024
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,320
Speaker 4: trying to say no to government, but where I peete,

2025
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:57,280
Speaker 4: that should be no one's business.

2026
01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:02,800
Speaker 2: Dogs are doing it right, and people who have penises

2027
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,320
Speaker 2: are doing it.

2028
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 3: I saw a guy yesterday in Glendale on my way

2029
01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:08,160
Speaker 3: to joanne Fabric. I almost took a video because I

2030
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:10,440
Speaker 3: wanted to prove to people should.

2031
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,719
Speaker 2: Be illegal, you should not be able to film people being.

2032
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,639
Speaker 3: I had to prove that public urination is a hot top.

2033
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 3: And then he went into his work, which.

2034
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,679
Speaker 2: Is he went into his work where they have a bathroom.

2035
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:24,880
Speaker 3: I wonder if a customer was in there. Sometimes you

2036
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:25,920
Speaker 3: know what you get desperate.

2037
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:29,560
Speaker 2: I don't like public urination, but I do like Joanne's fabrics.

2038
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm split on what you're saying.

2039
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 3: And Joanne's going out of business devastating.

2040
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,120
Speaker 2: I know my mom and I have plans to go

2041
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,760
Speaker 2: on Monday to get some stuff from the from the discount.

2042
01:27:37,479 --> 01:27:39,800
Speaker 3: The discounts are still not quite where you want them. Yeah,

2043
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,639
Speaker 3: they're twenty percent. Are you kidding me? That's a regular

2044
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,320
Speaker 3: sale that's less than their coupons.

2045
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:46,439
Speaker 2: That's true. That's how they get you. J C Pennies

2046
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,479
Speaker 2: does the same thing. Macy's does it with the one

2047
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:50,719
Speaker 2: day sale, but Joanne really is closing.

2048
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:52,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I shut down.

2049
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,080
Speaker 4: Jesse Pennies need to do the same thing because I

2050
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,719
Speaker 4: feel like jac Penny has been shutting down for fifteen years.

2051
01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:00,720
Speaker 3: Walking like nineteen ninety seven stuff series.

2052
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:02,400
Speaker 4: But when you go into Jice Pennies, they'll be like,

2053
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:05,599
Speaker 4: the jeans are forty percent off, but the original price

2054
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,280
Speaker 4: would have been like two hundred and fifty dollars.

2055
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,280
Speaker 2: I'm like what.

2056
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:09,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2057
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,360
Speaker 3: J C Penny at one point experimented with no sales

2058
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,600
Speaker 3: when they had Allen as a spokesperson. They tried this

2059
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,800
Speaker 3: new thing where they're like things will just be cheap

2060
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,599
Speaker 3: and like you'll never have to worry about a sale.

2061
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:22,760
Speaker 3: Of course they're no one's shopped there for like years

2062
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,479
Speaker 3: because they're like, oh, you can't get anything on sale.

2063
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:26,759
Speaker 3: That's why you go to JAZ Penny to get a sale.

2064
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:30,479
Speaker 4: People are really stupid though, because psych my mom always

2065
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:33,080
Speaker 4: talks about how she used to work at Dillard's and

2066
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 4: they I don't remember.

2067
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:35,200
Speaker 2: If it was the whole state would do it.

2068
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 4: They'd be like a no tax day, okay, and she

2069
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:38,880
Speaker 4: would be like people would be lining up like it's

2070
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,439
Speaker 4: Black Friday course at five am to get into the

2071
01:28:41,479 --> 01:28:43,559
Speaker 4: no tax day. But in reality, it's like a two

2072
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 4: percent sale if somebody you're.

2073
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:48,240
Speaker 3: Not getting that much off. I once won an evening

2074
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:52,920
Speaker 3: gown from Dillard's, say more the worst, the first Dillards

2075
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,280
Speaker 3: that opened in Utah. They in the newspaper. They had

2076
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:58,880
Speaker 3: like a bunch of little things you could fail out

2077
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:01,559
Speaker 3: for a contest, and my brother and I filled out

2078
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:03,960
Speaker 3: every single one of them, obviously hoping we would win

2079
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:06,000
Speaker 3: something that made sense for us.

2080
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:10,519
Speaker 2: We were in middle school, going to end up working

2081
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:13,519
Speaker 2: for you just right, And it taught you something about if.

2082
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,000
Speaker 3: It had happened twenty years later, I would be I

2083
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,080
Speaker 3: would dress would be in mind.

2084
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2085
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:19,720
Speaker 3: But we won the evening gown, so my mom got it,

2086
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 3: which is nice. Oh that's sweet, But I wanted back

2087
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,760
Speaker 3: to school clothes. Sure Dillard's really ripped me off. I

2088
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,040
Speaker 3: haven't shopped there since.

2089
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:30,639
Speaker 2: That's not true. They cannot keep me out of there.

2090
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:32,840
Speaker 3: Department stores are hard for small men.

2091
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:37,000
Speaker 2: Well, hey, most stars are also hard for big women.

2092
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 2: Kendall and I both really hate.

2093
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,639
Speaker 3: Anything that's not just whatever they've decided as a person.

2094
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, how tall are you?

2095
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:45,920
Speaker 3: Five six? So if I want to go to a

2096
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 3: store and feel like, oh they I'm like a normal

2097
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 3: sized person, I have to go to Japan. Sure. Otherwise,

2098
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:54,639
Speaker 3: like I go into a department s where they start

2099
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:55,440
Speaker 3: at medium.

2100
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,080
Speaker 4: You still have more options than us. When we go

2101
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 4: to Japan, people scream, scare organized store. They just immediately

2102
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 4: say absolutely.

2103
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:07,040
Speaker 2: Say there are no clothes for you here, white Godzilla,

2104
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 2: get out of here.

2105
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 3: No, it's a I guess shopping in general it's just

2106
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:15,960
Speaker 3: a nightmare. Yeah, except for some mystical person I'll never be.

2107
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:17,679
Speaker 2: That's why I love shoes and bags.

2108
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,439
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, much more?

2109
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,720
Speaker 2: Does it matter? Your body can do whatever it needs

2110
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:25,720
Speaker 2: to ages. Shoes could change a little bit, obviously, but

2111
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:27,639
Speaker 2: like shoes and bags generally pretty good bets.

2112
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 3: You get to a certain foot size and you're there. Yeah,

2113
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,839
Speaker 3: something tragic or strange.

2114
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 2: Pregnancy can change, you know, get swollen.

2115
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:38,680
Speaker 4: But then they never go back. Your fingers and you

2116
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:41,479
Speaker 4: get pregnant. I heard your fingers grow and your feet

2117
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 4: grow and they don't go back.

2118
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:44,280
Speaker 3: I'm not having to wish I could get pregnant.

2119
01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's just what you need. Huge, huge hands,

2120
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 2: huge feet, same size body.

2121
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:53,519
Speaker 3: Okay, on a lease?

2122
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:56,640
Speaker 2: Does that answer it? The tall Saffex have it.

2123
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:57,240
Speaker 3: It is a.

2124
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:04,360
Speaker 2: There are there are bathroom germs, and there are kitchen germs. Okay,

2125
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:09,800
Speaker 2: and never I agree with you, though, dare you?

2126
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:14,200
Speaker 4: I'm a critical though, because I'm like mop water in

2127
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:16,040
Speaker 4: the sink, dog washed in.

2128
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,320
Speaker 2: Yes, but brushing your teeth too much? But you're but

2129
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,160
Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent right and so wrong.

2130
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,400
Speaker 3: No, we're cutting all this audio.

2131
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:26,800
Speaker 2: This will just be kind of I'm quitting the podcast with.

2132
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:30,360
Speaker 3: Now I win. This is this is my plan all along.

2133
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 3: I just wanted you to break up with me.

2134
01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 2: And people don't brush their teeth. They just rub a

2135
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 2: rock against the leader. Let them.

2136
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we need to answer a listener question. We

2137
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:45,000
Speaker 3: have a bunch of voice notes. Now, uh, let's roll

2138
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:45,519
Speaker 3: one of these.

2139
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,439
Speaker 5: Hey Bridger, I'm a big fan, and I think I

2140
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:50,960
Speaker 5: speak for your whole listenership when I say that we

2141
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:52,760
Speaker 5: chair shoes, so please keep it up.

2142
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:53,240
Speaker 3: There we go.

2143
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:57,720
Speaker 5: I have gotten into a crazy habit of listening to

2144
01:31:57,840 --> 01:32:00,640
Speaker 5: I said no gifts two times in a row when

2145
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:03,280
Speaker 5: it's overall played a second time, and I think it

2146
01:32:03,439 --> 01:32:09,160
Speaker 5: provides such a perfect level of escapism and gives me

2147
01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:12,320
Speaker 5: the feeling of being ghost sometime.

2148
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 2: And I love you.

2149
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:18,920
Speaker 5: So my question is what is your karaoke song?

2150
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:22,720
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a fake video that you had someone sent in.

2151
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,480
Speaker 2: That is your voice, pitch, that's your voice and a modulator.

2152
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:31,639
Speaker 2: That was not a real question, first of all. Second

2153
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,200
Speaker 2: of all, that person does have severe generalized anxiety disorder

2154
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:37,240
Speaker 2: if they're watching something and then immediately watching it again,

2155
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,320
Speaker 2: because I do that with TV shows.

2156
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 3: I paid for that on cameo y that do not

2157
01:32:45,479 --> 01:32:49,320
Speaker 3: say your name, Patty, She's incredible stuffer voice. Uh, do

2158
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,880
Speaker 3: you want to go first? Or should I go first?

2159
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:53,800
Speaker 2: You go first? Wait, you're so beloved you have to

2160
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:55,799
Speaker 2: go first, sup, pretending you're thinking.

2161
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:59,120
Speaker 3: You've had Okay, actually you should go because I can't

2162
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:01,360
Speaker 3: sing karaoke, so I actually have to think about things.

2163
01:33:02,080 --> 01:33:05,679
Speaker 3: I'm a horrible singer, yes, but no, you're not about

2164
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:10,720
Speaker 3: carry a bad level where they're like, please don't, you're

2165
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:14,560
Speaker 3: ruining everyone's fun. Okay, I'm to try to think of

2166
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:15,200
Speaker 3: one anyway.

2167
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:18,040
Speaker 4: I did karaoke one time, and I one time that

2168
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:20,080
Speaker 4: at one time, which is insane because it's the exact

2169
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:22,240
Speaker 4: type of thing I would like to do, right, And

2170
01:33:22,439 --> 01:33:24,639
Speaker 4: I went and I thought I was a little drunk,

2171
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 4: but I was like, I'm going to do Boyfriend by

2172
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:30,200
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber more of a rap really, And I my

2173
01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:34,200
Speaker 4: head was like, people are going to lose their minds, And.

2174
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 2: I was so confident. I wasn't nervous at all.

2175
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:36,280
Speaker 3: I went up.

2176
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Speaker 4: First of all, it's the longest song that's ever been written.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure people were so upset and disappointed, which

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01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 4: is why I don't like doing karaoke in LA because

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Speaker 4: I feel like everyone who goes is like a professional

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01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:49,600
Speaker 4: singer with the talent that is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Not to be rude.

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Speaker 4: If you're a good singer and you like go to

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01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:55,439
Speaker 4: karaoke all the time to show you're good at singing,

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01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,200
Speaker 4: that's like the girl the Sleepover who makes everyone like

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01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:01,120
Speaker 4: turn around while she sings. I'm like, either get a

2186
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,799
Speaker 4: record deal.

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01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:05,120
Speaker 3: Or got drag us your little party trick.

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Speaker 4: So I didn't like that because I feel like my vibe,

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01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:09,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's the vibe of karaoke is going and

2190
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:10,600
Speaker 4: singing a silly little bit.

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01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,040
Speaker 2: I was trump tized.

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Speaker 4: I can hear how drunk I sounded too, because it

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Speaker 4: was in the mic, and I just remembering, like everyone

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01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:23,479
Speaker 4: is so annoyed by me. And then a girl came

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01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,439
Speaker 4: up and like saying, I will always love you perfectly.

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01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:28,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, what is it's the fun in

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01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:29,559
Speaker 3: that shooting fish in a barrel?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My audition for the voice? What are you doing?

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01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 2: I have two depending on who I'm with. The way by.

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Speaker 3: Fastball okay, oh yeah, of course is for a.

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01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:46,040
Speaker 2: Specific audience, huh. And I need to be pretty drunk

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01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 2: and everyone else also needs to know that song. It's

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01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 2: it's vibe heavy.

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01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 3: Or Proud Mary, a good one that seems like a classic.

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01:34:58,479 --> 01:35:01,120
Speaker 2: Proud Mary, and everybody loves it and everybody knows it

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01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 2: and people know the dance. So like that's one that

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Speaker 2: I feel like you could do more in mixed company

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01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,400
Speaker 2: because like everybody loves and knows Proud Mary, so everyone's

2211
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,439
Speaker 2: gonna join it with you. Because I don't want to

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01:35:11,479 --> 01:35:13,400
Speaker 2: be doing karaoke to be watched. I want to be

2213
01:35:13,479 --> 01:35:16,080
Speaker 2: like closed in a room in Koreatown in New York

2214
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:19,800
Speaker 2: with just like eight people that I like, did an

2215
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:20,599
Speaker 2: improv show.

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01:35:20,439 --> 01:35:23,600
Speaker 3: At Trust we're all drunk? Yeah, yes, well who's the

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01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:24,760
Speaker 3: way for?

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01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:30,519
Speaker 2: Like you're drunk? But maybe it's like sadder like you

2219
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,720
Speaker 2: just did like a you just had like a going

2220
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 2: away party and now you're all going out to karaoke.

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01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:37,800
Speaker 3: That song falls in the same category as closing Time.

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01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's better energy than that, right, And also

2223
01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:44,200
Speaker 2: it like, yeah, it's like Proud Mary One saying with

2224
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:47,439
Speaker 2: anyone the way by Fastball needs to be like thirty

2225
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:51,800
Speaker 2: eight plus because also, once again I don't want to

2226
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,240
Speaker 2: do it alone. But it's a fun song because a

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01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,559
Speaker 2: lot of people forget about it and they forget how

2228
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,200
Speaker 2: much they like it, and then it is a good

2229
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:59,120
Speaker 2: and fun song. So it comes out to people like,

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01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,439
Speaker 2: oh my god, I forgot about this song and that's

2231
01:36:01,439 --> 01:36:02,000
Speaker 2: a fun energy.

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01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,519
Speaker 3: That's a great one. I mean, listen to The first

2233
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:05,760
Speaker 3: thing I was gonna say was a way in the

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01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:06,799
Speaker 3: Away in a manger.

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01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:08,800
Speaker 2: Literally, what are you talking about?

2236
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,240
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously not, but that was the first thing

2237
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,800
Speaker 3: that popped into my mind. I thought, what a great

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01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 3: karaoke song that would get up in front of a

2239
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:18,840
Speaker 3: group of people that are looking to have a good

2240
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,400
Speaker 3: time and suddenly away in a manger? What does anyone

2241
01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:24,600
Speaker 3: doing in the audience? My dream karaoke song if I

2242
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:29,160
Speaker 3: could sing Deborah by Beck. Do you know the song?

2243
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:29,479
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2244
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:32,320
Speaker 3: I mean it is to me seems like a perfect

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01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:33,439
Speaker 3: karaoke song.

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01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:36,200
Speaker 2: But nobody else is gonna know that, but they'll love it.

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01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:38,519
Speaker 3: Everyone loves that song the first time they hear it,

2248
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:43,719
Speaker 3: and it like it has funny lyrics, an incredible beat

2249
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:48,160
Speaker 3: like everything. It's like kind of weird and tawdry talks

2250
01:36:48,160 --> 01:36:53,160
Speaker 3: about j C. Penny and Glendale like may also taking

2251
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:54,920
Speaker 3: singing lessons so I can do it, do it, But

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01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,639
Speaker 3: I think that would be my dream, and that I've

2253
01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:01,160
Speaker 3: in the past. I've sung Private Dancer, fun Tina Turner, Uh,

2254
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:03,840
Speaker 3: Breaking the Law by Judas Priest. That's an easy one.

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01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:08,080
Speaker 3: You're just screaming angels among us. I did that one

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01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:10,200
Speaker 3: once and it felt like a hit. I wish I

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01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:13,880
Speaker 3: could sing. I feel like that. I answered it. Listen,

2258
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,080
Speaker 3: I gave everybody, everybody a new idea. A Way in

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01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,240
Speaker 3: a Way in a Manger is the next big karaoke hit.

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01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:22,360
Speaker 2: I think gospel music is, you know, I wish I was.

2261
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:31,680
Speaker 2: I would I would call it a hymnal Christmas, not

2262
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:32,400
Speaker 2: call it gossip.

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01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:34,479
Speaker 3: You feel the soul in a way.

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01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:40,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Pentatonics has done a cover gospel music either, Kendall,

2265
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:44,599
Speaker 4: I will tell you I'm so easily convinced of stuff.

2266
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:49,000
Speaker 4: I'm not religious, but anytime any religious song shows up

2267
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:52,800
Speaker 4: on my TikTok, I am like hands up, like I am.

2268
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:56,479
Speaker 4: There's no more a choir singing could get me to

2269
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:57,080
Speaker 4: do anything.

2270
01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:59,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no choir is singing away in a major

2271
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:02,640
Speaker 2: except for a children's choir. I like that for a

2272
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:05,120
Speaker 2: children's hospital where all the kids are really sick. Like

2273
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:06,240
Speaker 2: no real choir.

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01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,280
Speaker 4: I got in so much trouble when I was four

2275
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:12,559
Speaker 4: years old. We went to a Christmas party. We don't

2276
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:15,360
Speaker 4: see these relatives anymore, but they were my Alabama relatives,

2277
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:19,200
Speaker 4: my dad's side of the family. Bible belt religious, just

2278
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:23,719
Speaker 4: but also religious, but I mean breaking every latch. Sure

2279
01:38:24,680 --> 01:38:27,720
Speaker 4: they were using nice people, but we go to there.

2280
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,600
Speaker 4: We would go every year for Christmas and all the

2281
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 4: girls would come up and sing a Bible song.

2282
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:35,880
Speaker 2: You call it bible, so I don't know.

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01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:37,840
Speaker 4: It was some of the worst ones too. I'm like singing,

2284
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:39,280
Speaker 4: there's some good ones. They would sing like away in

2285
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:39,679
Speaker 4: the main.

2286
01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 3: Some real snoozes.

2287
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:43,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I got up there and I was just

2288
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:44,840
Speaker 4: like trying to I was like, okay, sing a Christmas

2289
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:48,240
Speaker 4: on Christmas song. It was four years old, and I screamed,

2290
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:53,919
Speaker 4: Felice Navidad. My dad side of the family was horrified.

2291
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:57,639
Speaker 2: She couldn't. They said, she's speaking Spanish. We've never heard

2292
01:38:57,720 --> 01:38:59,000
Speaker 2: this before. We're terrified.

2293
01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:02,960
Speaker 4: My mom, I thought it was so funny, and yeah,

2294
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:05,839
Speaker 4: that was one of our last Christmas at them because.

2295
01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:08,759
Speaker 2: There are two racists. I mean they literally were like horrified.

2296
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:10,880
Speaker 4: Look, I remember think it was funny because I think

2297
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:11,880
Speaker 4: my head as a kid, I was like O because

2298
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,280
Speaker 4: it was just different. Looking back, they were really just

2299
01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:19,120
Speaker 4: like stop speaking Spanish, crystalsane, demonic, demonic.

2300
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were wow, good riddance, enjoy your boring Christmases.

2301
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Falice nave DoD is fun. If you're racist that

2302
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:30,120
Speaker 2: you don't like Folice Navidad, there's something dark in your heart,

2303
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,120
Speaker 2: lock yourself in a basement and die to me.

2304
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:34,160
Speaker 4: Because at four, I remember going, okay, there's like three

2305
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:37,160
Speaker 4: Christmas Christmas songs. There's like jingle bells were a major

2306
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,599
Speaker 4: and Felice Navidad that is the Christmas song.

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01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:43,960
Speaker 3: Right, Well, ask your cousins. Yeah, I can speak.

2308
01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:47,400
Speaker 2: They're the only reason I have Facebook, though, to keep.

2309
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:51,120
Speaker 3: Up with Oh, to just watch That's what my temptation

2310
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:52,680
Speaker 3: with Facebook. I'm like, maybe I should get back on

2311
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:55,720
Speaker 3: so I can see the sort of bizarre behavior. Good.

2312
01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:58,439
Speaker 3: But most of the people that I want to pry

2313
01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:00,920
Speaker 3: on from high school are old because of the way.

2314
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,519
Speaker 3: The reason I want to pry on them is because

2315
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,200
Speaker 3: they're the sort of people who are only on Facebook.

2316
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:06,120
Speaker 3: I know, yes, and so it becomes the psyche.

2317
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,640
Speaker 2: But you don't need to know what they're doing. In reality,

2318
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:10,000
Speaker 2: you already know what they're doing.

2319
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:12,320
Speaker 4: But when you see it, when you see a status,

2320
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:15,200
Speaker 4: that's like, of course, that's what happened to me. Dot

2321
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:18,919
Speaker 4: dot dot fifty comments. That's better than doing cocaine.

2322
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:23,679
Speaker 2: I love it. It's perfect. It's great entertainment.

2323
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:29,559
Speaker 3: Well, we answered the question perfectly. Everybody knows our karaoke songs.

2324
01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:33,000
Speaker 3: I've got my lemons, I've got two left. I'm probably

2325
01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:35,200
Speaker 3: going to have just canker stores all over my mouth.

2326
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:37,320
Speaker 3: I won't be able to eat for days. Next time

2327
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:41,479
Speaker 3: you see me, all have lost forty pounds. Yell, but

2328
01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:43,400
Speaker 3: I've had such a wonderful time with you. We do

2329
01:40:43,479 --> 01:40:45,320
Speaker 3: a good job having us. Thank you for being here.

2330
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:47,639
Speaker 3: You did a great job. You did it at least

2331
01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:51,840
Speaker 3: a B minus no hey plus, are you kidding me?

2332
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:53,400
Speaker 2: This is such a traite.

2333
01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:55,800
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having us listener to. The

2334
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,800
Speaker 3: podcast is over. My mouth is basically recovered, and now

2335
01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:01,920
Speaker 3: I'm just drinking coffee is also full of acid. No

2336
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:05,000
Speaker 3: one knows what I'm doing with my diet. The podcast

2337
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:14,799
Speaker 3: is over. I love you, Oh, I said, No Gifts

2338
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:18,640
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on

2339
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:22,639
Speaker 3: Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

2340
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:26,680
Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and

2341
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:29,680
Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

2342
01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:33,080
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,

2343
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:34,880
Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

2344
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,679
Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

2345
01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 3: the gifts?

2346
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,000
Speaker 2: I invit?

2347
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:47,559
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Fun? A man myself perfectly clear. When

2348
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:53,840
Speaker 1: you're a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.

2349
01:41:54,240 --> 01:42:01,720
Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences presence en I

2350
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:06,840
Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare

2351
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,600
Speaker 1: to surbey me?