WEBVTT - Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkeys

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it belongs to Froggy. Froggy really years real Froggy phone

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<v Speaker 1>taps are always festive. So what our our listener page

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<v Speaker 1>called this. She's been telling her mom that there is

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<v Speaker 1>a service that brings a live turkey to your house

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<v Speaker 1>on Thanksgiving, and her mom wants nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>this service. Turkeys are nasty. No one wants anything to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving. All right, Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping. Let's listen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks. Just wanted to touch base with him before

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<v Speaker 1>we head on over.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't order a turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get a time you're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>home so that where I can deliver this turkey because

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<v Speaker 1>a new livery.

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<v Speaker 2>In your area on the same order a turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, were somebody to order the turkey for a Gale's

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<v Speaker 1>here at themson and needs to be delivered on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm coming to your house

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<v Speaker 1>to deliver this. Hello, Yeah, I think we were disconnected.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Tommy from Tommy's Turkey. Somebody's ordered it free

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<v Speaker 1>as a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>That's possibly name name my daughter. I don't know. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got it. I gotta talk it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a forty five pound live bird right here

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm bringing to your house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a live.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving us

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<v Speaker 1>in a little ways away. It wouldn't be fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>But no one wants to see the turkey alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm going to handle all of.

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<v Speaker 2>That well, apartment, I promise.

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<v Speaker 1>You right now, he will not be alive when he

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<v Speaker 1>gets on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna kill this turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I catch no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all. Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All I need is to finish up to form a

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<v Speaker 1>payment prior to arriving at your residence.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a gift, Well, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Only a percentage was paid for it to secure the

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<v Speaker 1>turkey because you know there's not a lot of forty

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<v Speaker 1>five pounds birds running around rampant. Okay, so how much

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<v Speaker 1>is this gonna cost me? Well, they put down a

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars deposit. I've already got that cleared. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a deposit. I'm gonna need the remainder. I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>the remaining eight hundred dollars in order to start my trips.

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<v Speaker 2>A thousand bus.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming from a long distance, like ten states away.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be paying for lodging for me and your turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only way we can get there.

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<v Speaker 2>This turkey, it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>You get work it out?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you work it out with the gift giver? After

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<v Speaker 1>I get there?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not hello the h Hey, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>There's some idiots keeps calling me. You want to bring

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<v Speaker 2>a turkey for this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's supposed to be a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>What I gotta pay a thousand dollars? You're welcome. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know you or somebody to even

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what's wrong with you? That's what I surprise is. Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd be happy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? Things behind my back. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta pay a thousand bucks. What do you think

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<v Speaker 2>money grows? Iran, I'm helping you. I'm helping you. You

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<v Speaker 2>are not helping You should be saying thank you. This

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<v Speaker 2>is my gift, is not a thank you? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's showing up. I'm gonna pay him a thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta put him up locally. He's bringing a life

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<v Speaker 2>burn to my apartments. What are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is this time?

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of a thousand dollars on the phone, instead a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars, how's about you give me four hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner with you. Whats going on? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>and you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what is it? I got time for this?

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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