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Speaker 1: it's here, It's really, it's really it's getting hot. Don't complain.

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Speaker 1: You're you're a heat complainer. I'm not a heat trying

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Speaker 1: million listens so far. Yes, Donald's pretty cool. You didn't.

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Speaker 1: im me getting Producer of the Year as a conversation, Donald,

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Speaker 1: You're interesting. No, I think that's dope. Come on, come down.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go, all right? I do

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Speaker 1: I do think that's dope. Dude, alright, Um, I just

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Speaker 1: Class that's helpful. You know it's not helpful. Fucking proofs

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Speaker 1: thereby by the associative property of association, Like, no, that

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Speaker 1: when you let me. Yeah, that's how you know. I like,

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Speaker 1: of multi ethnic simese. Doctor. It is bizarre that we

416
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Speaker 1: had the lab coat ready to go and we seem

417
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,719
Speaker 1: to get it on like as fast as Superman changes

418
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Speaker 1: into his outfit. Yes, yeah, I said it before, Like

419
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: what the heck ketchup is for winners? Ted? Um, do

420
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Speaker 1: you know what? That's a light homage to Glen Garry

421
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Speaker 1: Glenn Ross. Yes, sir, one of my favorite movies of

422
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: all time. Yeah, the Glen Gary Leads. Do you like it?

423
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: Dan Danel Glen Gary Glen Ross? Yeah? Sure, Now isn't

424
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Speaker 1: that line just in the movie and not in the play.

425
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: Very very smart, Donald Fazon. Yes, the Alec Baldwin big

426
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 1: ass monologue that a scene that's in the movie is

427
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: not in the play. There you go, Little coffee is

428
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: for closers. Yeah. Yeah, these are the Glen Garry leads,

429
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: and you do not get them because you will just

430
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: fuck them up. Yeah. Great, great, great movie. If you

431
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. I never ask you guys for anything.

432
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 1: Please watch Glenn Gary Glyn Ross have seen that the masterpiece?

433
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: All Elliott doesn't Uh you want to go to break

434
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: or do you want to continue? What do you think?

435
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: Daniel or Joel? Do you where Joel go? Keep throwing

436
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, her videos, so I just feel like

437
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: she left us alone here. Joel's watching rebels? Joel? Are

438
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: you watching rebels? Internet is going all right, we'll be

439
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: right back after these fine words and we're bad. Oh shit,

440
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: I guess we're back. I had some ar bowl. M

441
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: h what's that? It's tree in Spanish? You like the arbawl? Huh? Well,

442
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: when it saw him? Oh, I see my brother's doggy,

443
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: which means he's taking a dump, which means my brothers arrived. Um,

444
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: just looking out and seeing a strange dog up in

445
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: my arm. I um, I yeah, you know, when it's

446
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: one thirty and I want to have energy enough to

447
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: to to to hopefully be entertaining, I like a little

448
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: kick in the pants. You feel like it gives you wings.

449
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: You do too, I do you know what I do?

450
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: Want too much? Oh my god? On Scrubs, when Donald

451
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: would have a red Bull in his hands, we'd be like,

452
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, I know, because Donald with red bull

453
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: is like someone who's I didn't realize it went back

454
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: that far. Yeah. And then other times you used to

455
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: get coffee when you've had way too much ready and

456
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 1: you were so crazy, and he'd be like Donald, we'd

457
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: like to a pair, like can you please get me

458
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: some coffee? And I whispered to pee. I'd be like,

459
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 1: decaf again? Do you remember that? Yeah? You know. Only

460
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: when I'm working, I guess that I go hard with uh.

461
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: When I was doing an L word, I drank a

462
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: lot of red Bulls man to to and it would

463
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: be like one o'clock in afternoon, I'd be like red

464
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 1: bull time. You know, I know it's not great for you,

465
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: but but when you got to perform and you need

466
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: a blast of of energy. It definitely helps me. But

467
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: I know it's just chemicals, so don't fucking at me,

468
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: all right. And they're not an advertiser, so I can

469
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: say that m Judy embarrasses the crap out of Elliot. God,

470
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: how funny. First of all, we just said that we

471
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: barely have fart jokes, and there's Elliott ripping a fart

472
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: and it was the funniest sounding fart. Yes, And then

473
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 1: she becomes what she gets called, um, what is her

474
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: nickname for a bank? Farter bank? Yeah, but I think

475
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 1: these people, all of us, I think these people think

476
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: it's her last name. Though they know they know about

477
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: the bank farting incident. I know. But the guy in

478
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: the last the guy in the last room when he's

479
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: talking to her, when he fires her, the guy in

480
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: that room, Oh my god, but he's like German or

481
00:27:53,080 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: something right, bank faster than that's the funniest shit. Hold on,

482
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: I wrote it down. He goes, oh yeah, he goes.

483
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: Jealousy is an ugly cutter bank fata. Now, for those

484
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: of you that don't remember, Sarah's online at the ATM

485
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: and she has to fart. But I think this is

486
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: the second fart joke in two episodes, like season five

487
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: is off to a fart joke explosion. So Sarah elliotts

488
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: at the ATM and there's a line behind her, and

489
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: she says, I really have to go. I have to fart,

490
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: and and and Carlos says, don't worry. There's all these

491
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: men here. They'll just assume it was one of them.

492
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: And then she farts and it's like a really high

493
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: bitched it's like fair, It's like a kitten being accidentally

494
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: stepped on. And and then a guy goes, I think

495
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: that lady, that blonde lady. I think that blonde lady.

496
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: And so we learned that Sarah has trouble saying in

497
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Speaker 1: her job because everyone's calling her bank porter because Carla,

498
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: because Carla gossiped, gossiped at the job. No, there's a

499
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: lot of people. We have these people in our lives.

500
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Do you think they're your close friends? And they are

501
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: and you love them, but they just cannot fucking keep

502
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: any ship to themselves. I'm sure you listeners have someone

503
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: in your life like that. You're like, I love you,

504
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: You're close to me. I want to tell you this

505
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: anecdote I can't because you fucking cannot keep ship down.

506
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: That's Carla, that's Carla and this. But everybody's got that

507
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: person in their life. Absolutely, who is it in your life?

508
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm not going to out them on the podcast, but

509
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: there's definitely people who I love, who I'm dear friends

510
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: with um and I censor myself because I'm like, I

511
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: love you. I wish I could tell you this story,

512
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: but I have no doubt that you'll tell ten people

513
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: by tomorrow. Do you have people in your life like that,

514
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: Dann Joel, Yeah, there's definitely mostly Sorry if you're listening

515
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: people in my family. My family loves a gossip about

516
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: each other, very vocal, so you know, keep that under wraps. Yeah,

517
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: you got a censor sometimes because you can see, you

518
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: see where the league in the boat is. Granny doesn't

519
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: need to you without partying last night? Nope. Wow, it's

520
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: funny if you're out partying, Daniel. Are you out partying? Daniel?

521
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: Did you go party last night? I'm gonna tell everybody, Daniel,

522
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: where did you go party? Yeah? I didn't go party.

523
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm agreeing with the sentiment. So I said, Granny doesn't

524
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: need to know that you went out partying. I'm like

525
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: yep or nope, no, she does not I what I

526
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: do last night? Wait? What's what's the day Monday? I

527
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,959
Speaker 1: streamed last night? I beat Do Maternal last night. That's

528
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: all the partying. Thank you? What's do Maternal? That's a

529
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: video game? You beat it? It just it just took

530
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: me for did you take on the final boss? As

531
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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I did. I mean the whole

532
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: thing out of it. You and my nephew went down

533
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: a deep wormhole video game chat. He loved talking to you.

534
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: Oh it was so great. I mean, you know, hey,

535
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: great dude, great duke, and so is a great person.

536
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: But I don't want to reveal their name. On the

537
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: part he loves video games and he you guys were

538
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: speaking in the same language. Oh yeah, well he's a

539
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: good dude, good family. How many people watched you beat

540
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: the video game last night? They forty? Not that man,

541
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: this is a good show. Love you so do they

542
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: ask do you do? Is it a tutorial? Like? How

543
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: does it work? Yeah? I never watched one of these

544
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: twitch things. Do you play the game and you talk

545
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: and people like, wait, slam with this? Sometimes it depends

546
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: on how much interaction I want to involve the audience.

547
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: And but right now, this segment is called Daniel's Backlog,

548
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: where I beat the games that I've been just sitting

549
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: on for too long, just like story games that I've

550
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: been really meaning to And how many hours does it

551
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: take you depends on the game, but I think this

552
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: one took me like eight or nine two hour sessions,

553
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: so probably close to through or probably close to twenty hours.

554
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: And do people throw you money? Yes, you're kind of

555
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: like a stripper on a pole. Yes, you know, they're

556
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: throwing dollars at you, like instead of like showing your booty,

557
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: you're like beating a dragon and they're throwing dollars at you.

558
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: Or they're just paying for me to eventually smoke weed.

559
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: That's that's more of the thing. But but you see

560
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: the analogy that I've created. Oh yeah, of course, yeah, No,

561
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: you're you're You're Shrek. You know. Look, Daddy dandel is

562
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: dancing for those dollars. I'll tell you what dance for

563
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: those dollars. Dan Cheeks are coming into stage. We've got

564
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: to say the dragon. That doesn't It doesn't help that

565
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: I was wearing a shirt that said come on it

566
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: last night while I was playing, Oh, that's my favorite

567
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: shirts of It's a great shirt. It's great say it

568
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: just says, it just says. It just says, like, em no, sir,

569
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: not that one. Wow, I'm to Disneyland. It was a

570
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: guy with a hat. We saw that. It was like

571
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: the Ford logo, but it said fuck I think, sir.

572
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, come on, dude, did you see

573
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: the guy by the American flag looking at us in

574
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: that picture that we posted on the internet. That's Carrie Brothers. No,

575
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: behind Carrie Brothers, there's a guy looking at us. Did

576
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: you did you go? You gotta go deeper into the picture?

577
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Ridiculous metal. I could never wear that, but I love it.

578
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: It's a great shot. Well, I mean, you saw me

579
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: weird in the training video for having come on. I

580
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: want to come on your twitch. I have no interest

581
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: in watching someone play video games, but I want to

582
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: come on and make it rain like you're like you're doing.

583
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: Oh is there a make it rain button? Uh? Kind of.

584
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: I mean there's just there's just the donate button and

585
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: you can go as wild as you whatever I want.

586
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: But now you do that just goes like where it

587
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: makes it look like it's raining. Yeah, I'll make sure

588
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: that exists for whatever you want to do this? Okay?

589
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: And do you have to do like if I make

590
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,239
Speaker 1: it rain like hard? Do you have to do anything special? Like?

591
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: Do you when you t work? It sounds like a

592
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: perfect time for an audience pool audience. What would you

593
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: like Danial to do? Yeah, exactly making it rain? An

594
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: If I make it rain, you have to pause the

595
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: game and twork, No problem, No problem, that's totally that's

596
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: that's fine. Time. Have you ever watched it? I mean,

597
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: I know that this exists watching people play video games,

598
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: but have you ever done it? I have not, but

599
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: I will if I could manipulate people into doing dances

600
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: and stuff for me, if I make your rain for them,

601
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: I might just start doing that. Dude, coming on the

602
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: next time you stream? That would be Wednesday. Wednesday, Hey,

603
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 1: Wednesday night. We're gonna wat Wednesday and night. Appreciate. Can

604
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 1: we pick a game I'm someone interested in, like old

605
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: school Super Mario Brothers. What about either one? Whatever you want?

606
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: On Wednesdays from five to eight, I played Dungeons and

607
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: Dragons and then after that we play whatever playing. Can

608
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: I make you tork at Dungeons and dragons gonna make

609
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:56,959
Speaker 1: your tw Oh my god. No, when you're done playing

610
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: the game, do you go around to the forty people

611
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, do you want to private watching? Watching?

612
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: Private gaming sessions are actually on the only fans, But yeah,

613
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: you do you want to? I want to go in

614
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: a private room and watch you play Tetris. You're not

615
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 1: gonna believe what happens when that when there's that full

616
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: stick comes down, that's straight four piecer. Oh, I got

617
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: a corner coming. I'm sure there's I really honestly don't know,

618
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: but I'm sure I know that pretty girls do this too, right,

619
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: So did they add an element of like, I mean,

620
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: it's a guy's dream who likes video games. It's a

621
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: beautiful woman, she's probably scantially clad, and she's playing, you know,

622
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: a game. It's not a thing, it absolutely is. Yeah.

623
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Speaker 1: I know that Sasha Gray, uh, and not that she

624
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: does it scantily clad, but she's a very popular woman

625
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: amongst some men, and I know that she plays games.

626
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: She does you know what, donald are gonna are gonna

627
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: watch her and not you, Daniel, I just changed our minds.

628
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: I want to. I thought she was djaying on her

629
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: thing I thought, and I thought, that's what you were

630
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: doing on your Twitch. I didn't know you guys were

631
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: actually playing. No, doesn't she play video games and also

632
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: she cooks sometimes bingo. Yeah, she plays video games and cooks,

633
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: does cooking streams. I mostly play games. Can you cook, Daniel? Yes?

634
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: I can call? Right? Should we fill us? On the

635
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: television show Scrubs, we really got quite the side. Um okay,

636
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: now speak, Well, this is a nice segue these breasts

637
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: on the nurses, like, why are these why are they

638
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: wearing the first play? Why would these nurses ever be wearing?

639
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: This is like a porno. I'm just saying we really

640
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: leaned into the jokes. But listen, it was funny when

641
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: someone Rob says that all four breasts and names. He goes,

642
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: that's Tina, Marge, Sloppy, and mister Snuggles. And then Alma

643
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: goes missed the snuggles. Is what does he say? She's

644
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: like Sloppy snow She goes, Slappy's bigger than mister Snuggles. Yeah,

645
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: that's funny. I mean he's just so unrealistic though, that

646
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,959
Speaker 1: nurses would ever wear anything, like they would be fired

647
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: in a second. Somebody'd be like put some clothes on,

648
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: like what hospital is this? And then we meet your interns. Finally,

649
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: we meet him in the beginning of the we meet

650
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 1: him in the beginning of the show. But now we're

651
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: starting to get to know them, and you actually call

652
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 1: Keith Keith and so now yes, and that's the first

653
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: time we actually see what Keith looks like. Keith Dudemeister. Yeah,

654
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: and uh, and these guys stick with us for a bit,

655
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: I guess for a year. Yeah, around Rex, Rex, who

656
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: I cut in half. He he's definitely around for the season, right. Oh,

657
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: and then there's Gloria, the older the senior system. But

658
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: is she around? She around the whole time, She's around

659
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 1: all year because there's a lot of Gloria jokes. Dude,

660
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: that was so funny. When I make them go outside

661
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: the security gate and we're all waiting on the show.

662
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: You're off duty, but everybody kind of has on great

663
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: T shirts. And then Glory, I'm like, they're like, shouldn't

664
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: we wait for Gloria. I'm like, no, we're not waiting

665
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: for Gloria. And I'm like, stop waving. You're always waving.

666
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: Enough with the waving. Yeah, but she waves no matter

667
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: I don't think they ever gave Gloria. They never give

668
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: Gloria lines. I don't remember. But Gloria so far just waves.

669
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: That's it, even at the end when you tell her, hey,

670
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: and you did the waving thing, you know, and you

671
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: do the waving thing. Yeah, she waves before that though, too.

672
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: She sits there and just anyway, And Alexander Chapman is back,

673
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: wonderful actor as the patient who's always trying to score

674
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: money in drugs off of us. Yes, you might remember

675
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: him from a very special film UM called Wish I

676
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: was here, Here we go. No, I'm not glory a tangent.

677
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: There were two actors that really stood out in that film,

678
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Um the guy who played the Ashton Martin dealer. He

679
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: was really good, you know the fact that what he

680
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: did with with a small two scene part was extraordinary.

681
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: And then of course there's Alexander Alexander Chapman who played

682
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: the the young rabbi in the movie, who also was

683
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: really good. And anyway, he's back and I love him.

684
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 1: He's a really funny, talented actor. He was on Spin

685
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: City with Bill and I love that he's playing the

686
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: same character and the character still hasn't gotten it right,

687
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: yet the character still hasn't you know. And and I

688
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: love the fact that the whole hospital U wants to

689
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: watch Jordan go down this path yeah where she gets tricked. Yeah,

690
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: and then she finally gives him money and he's like,

691
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: I can't take it, and she goes, I can't even

692
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: boat talks an ear with that, like, just take it.

693
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: That means nothing to me. And then she finds out

694
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: and that's how, you know, that's how we accept Jordan

695
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: into the hospital. That's how she becomes a part of

696
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: the fold. It's kind of like she gets hazed. Yeah,

697
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: and so you know, I thought that was a beautiful

698
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: moment at the end of the show. Also, the music

699
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: worked and everything and how you know, there was a

700
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: sense of camaraderie and and and fellowship because of what

701
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: happened to her, and everybody was able to, you know,

702
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: tell them their story of how they got duped by someone.

703
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: I thought that was really cool. I laughed out loud

704
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: when you go, I can't watch this, and Alma goes,

705
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: then move your big ball, biscuit head. Some of us

706
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: don't have cable. Yeah, yeah, Alma had two fucking ringers

707
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: in this episode. Yeah. And then you fantasizing about killing

708
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: your interns. Oh my god, I remember, Okay, I remember

709
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: the stuntman doing that fall off the roof, which was

710
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 1: a major fall. I think it was the person who

711
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: does it, as I recall, m have you ever been

712
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: to Universal Studios when they have the they have the

713
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: water World water World show, which is great, by the way,

714
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: it's so fun. It's a lot of fun. Oh my gosh,

715
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: if you haven't been the Universal Studios, at least here

716
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: in La they for your kids will love it. There

717
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: was a when I first saw that water World show

718
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: as a young kid who wanted to make movies, I

719
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: thought it was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Even

720
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: seeing it as an adult a trip, I'm sure, I'm sure.

721
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a really cool attraction. Anyway, there's someone

722
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: does an insane dive high dive in that show, and

723
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: I believe this was I remember hearing it was the

724
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: same dude who was doing this dive off the hospital.

725
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: And here's the crazy thing. I don't know if stut

726
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: they must have changed this, because it feels like when

727
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: stuntman do big falls these days, they do them into

728
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,479
Speaker 1: stacks of cardboard boxes that collapse. But this was still

729
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: the days of the giant airbag, and I remember that

730
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: everyone was very concerned that obviously that the fan that

731
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: keeps the air bag big wouldn't get unplugged, because that

732
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: would because do you remember there was that utility guy

733
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: who was always around Donald. He would do I forgot

734
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: his name, he Norm. Yeah, so Norm was a very

735
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: nice man and he would just do sort of odd,

736
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: odd jobs. And I remember that they put Norm in

737
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: charge of like watching the plug, like make sure the

738
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: fan doesn't blog. And I was like, I just feel

739
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: so dangerous that like it could all come down to

740
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: like Norm decides to go get coffee and someone kicks

741
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: out the fan plug. Because this dude was risking his

742
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: life for a fucking Scrubs joke. It was a big

743
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: It was a four story fall, no joke. But they

744
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: didn't even use the whole fall. They just used him.

745
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: They shouldn't use more. He did the whole thing. Yeah,

746
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: it was sick. Everyone gathered around. Is very exciting. Watching

747
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: someone fucking do a leap off a building felt very

748
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: old school, you know what I mean? No, no green

749
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: screen man, that's just the dude fallen off a building.

750
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: That's it into a pad that hopefully stays. I never

751
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: forget that. Um all right, what else we got here? Um? So, uh,

752
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: this goes back in the day when putting your finger

753
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: in somebody's mouth was acceptable. T gets hooked fished by Cox. Yes,

754
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: you wouldn't like to the ground. I don't know if

755
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: I would be. I'd be like, yo, dude, we gotta

756
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: hand Sam, I gotta talk. First of all, don't put

757
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: your fingers in my mouth. Second of all, I don't want.

758
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: Second of all, just the same as the first thing. Right.

759
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: I think this is the first time I ever say

760
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: zoom zoom zoom. No, it is. It is the first

761
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: time zoom zoom zoom. Wasn't that a It was a

762
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: car commercial. It was a car commercial. That's where it

763
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: started from. What was the car commercial? Do you remember

764
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: what it was? I don't remember. It was a car Joell?

765
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: Can you look up what the car commercial with zoom

766
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: zoom zoom was Amata or Masta? It was the UM

767
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: Master zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom. That was just the

768
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: UM It was their jingles zoom zoom zoom, zoom, zooms

769
00:43:54,239 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: commercial zooms five x eight r x eight zoom zoom zo.

770
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: Well those jingle people got us good, and I just

771
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: started saying it and then I think I know it. Later,

772
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: I have a love interest on the show, and I'm

773
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: like you zoom zoom zoom. It was the Banks. Yeah, anyway,

774
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: I think this is the first time that makes She's

775
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: coming up this season. No, I think Mandy's first, and

776
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: then Ebanks at the end. I don't know. That's why

777
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: we have a fancy producer like Joel. I'm on it.

778
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 1: It is the end of this season, all right, So look,

779
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: we got, we got, Oh my god. Definitely the hardest.

780
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: I last was just because you die your mustache blonde

781
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's gone. I thought that was very funny. Listen.

782
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: I always thought that was weird. Like if you want

783
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: a female and you want facial hair, by all means,

784
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 1: have it, but don't diet blonde and think that it's

785
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: not there anymore through all your thoughts. Uh, listen, if

786
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: your body do what you want, but we could still

787
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: see it, it's not making it dis Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

788
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: now you just have a blonde ustache, right, that's maybe

789
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: that's what you wanted. No, but that's fine. There's zero

790
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: judgment I'm just saying, I'm here to tell you that

791
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: it's not like invisible now, it's definitely absolutely Now, what

792
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: do you do? You just get waxed or something. People

793
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: don't want that. But sometimes when you wax it and

794
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: it comes back though, it's a little bit stronger, and

795
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden sicker. Is that the thinking, Joel,

796
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: why would a woman who aspires to have it go away,

797
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: um not wax it and choose to die upon it hurts?

798
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: It's I guess it's probably not more expensive than dyeing it.

799
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: I don't know where it came for, like I don't,

800
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't never. None of my friends that I'm aware

801
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: of have ever died there mustache, you know what I mean.

802
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: You just either wax it or you leave it alone.

803
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: So those are really your ab They have the thing

804
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: with threads. I've seen the ladies doing threads threading well,

805
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: but you don't want to get threading on your upper lip,

806
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: like your eyebrows are sturdy, like they could take it right.

807
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna hurt, You're gonna it's painful as hell. They're

808
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: literally twisting your but but it stays because they're really

809
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: in that hair out it's the root. I think some

810
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: women like it. They're like, um, fuck it, I got

811
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: I think it's cute. Sometimes it's just not worth being

812
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: bothered with. You're like whatever, Yeah, they're to deal with it.

813
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: Teach their own donald. What you're trying to say. You're

814
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: going full beard again? Huh? I'm going full beard? Yeah?

815
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 1: Your beard's grown back. Yeah. Man, I'm not working right now,

816
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: like the work that I'm doing. The work that i'm

817
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: doing is this. It's all voiceover stuff. So I'm gonna

818
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: let it grow out until I got to be on

819
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: camera again. Okay, So you got a problem with that? No,

820
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: I just like you clean shaveing it. I think this

821
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: this this season, you look so darn handsome. I guess

822
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: I just want would you like the goatee? Really? I

823
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: don't mind the goatee. I didn't like the goatee. Really.

824
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: You get made fun of in this episode for it.

825
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: I do, and I feel like he deserved it. I

826
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: don't think it is the maneuver for Turk. I didn't

827
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: look at I think you could have any facial hair

828
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: that need to be perfect. Did you ever have a goatee? No? Yeah, exactly.

829
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: I think I should die I feel like I want

830
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: should dye my hair or something like like a hot

831
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: like bleach blonde or something. Whoa, I dare you? I

832
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: did obviously for Broken Hearts Cull, but it's been a

833
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: zillion years since I did it. Maybe do it for

834
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: this new secret Greg Borlante show. I actually asked the

835
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: director like if I should do something wacky like die

836
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: in my hair, and he goes definitely open to something wacky.

837
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: Don't die because the person when you're acting with has

838
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: died blonde hair. Oh shit, you're curious. I'll tell you

839
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,479
Speaker 1: when we're talking at the podcast. Okay, I'm gonna whisper

840
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: it just to you. Ready, no one can hear you? Ready?

841
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: Can hear me? This episode is so weird. I'm sorry, fans.

842
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm just I think we're in a silly moon. We

843
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: have a guest caller, Yeah, bringing the car for love

844
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: of y'all, say hello to Joe. Should we go to

845
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: our second break? First? Yes? Please? Second break? Second break,

846
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 1: I'm losing my fucking mind. Second break, and we're back.

847
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: We are back. Oh you know what that sounded like

848
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: the Revenge of the Nerds. Oh yeah, everybody, and you

849
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: dap the hands? Oh man. When I was a kid,

850
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: I remember, like this song is fire. We got a

851
00:48:54,040 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: college talk, you know, like a bottle maybe talking about

852
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: the episode. So come on, ladies and gentlemen, give it

853
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: up for Jillian. C Hi, Jillian, see Gooby Hi Oh,

854
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm so excited to be here. We're so

855
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: excited to have you. Welcome to the show. It's a

856
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: very wacky show. Donald's in a very silly mood. Perfect.

857
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: I love it, very good. That's my favorite kind of Donald.

858
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: What's your nickname Nichole Joe? But actually, uh, it's obviously

859
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: a very funny last name. So but Jill, if you

860
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: were my friend, i'd call you Goobs. Yeah, it's kind

861
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: of cute. Goobs. Hey, it's Goobs and uh goobatron um

862
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, I'll call you Joe. As you said,

863
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: that should nickname Jill in the house, Jill, where are

864
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: you calling us from? So I'm in Pittsburgh right now,

865
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: and I should caveat this with we had a thunderstorm

866
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: and tornado warning today, so hopefully I don't get cut

867
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: off in the middle of this. Okay, wow, I want

868
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: that to happen either. And my dog is also very

869
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: afraid of lightning, So I apologize if is it still

870
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: raining in thundering outside right now? It's just sprinkling right now,

871
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: So I think that we might be good. Well, welcome

872
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: to the program. We're very glad you're here, and and

873
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: do you have any questions for us? I do, So

874
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: maybe I should just start by saying that I'm a

875
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: physician by training, and I did my medical training in Canada.

876
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: I did five years of residency there and I'm in

877
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh now doing some research training. So my first question

878
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: was kind of related to medicine and the fact that

879
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: in medicine there's a lot of stereotypes about different personalities

880
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: and different specialties. So I did internal medicine and then

881
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: subspecialized in pulmonology. And as it's kind of brought up

882
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: in the show, internal medicine doctors are kind of thought

883
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: to be the nerds, and pulmonologists are kind of nerdy

884
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: but also adrenaline junkies. There's a lot of intensity in

885
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: that field. Cardiologists are like the cocky nerds, and gastrointrologists

886
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: love poop. Surgeons are the jocks, especially orthopedic surgeons. Yeah,

887
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: Radiologists and pathologist hate people. Psychiatrists are kind of the

888
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: esoteric wandering souls, you know that sort of thing. So yes,

889
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: my question was for Zach and Donald and also Joel

890
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: and Danel. If you were to be doctors or in

891
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: some kind of medical field, what kind of personality do

892
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: you think that your specialty would best fall into. Wow,

893
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: how do you questions? Great question. I think Bill nailed

894
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: it when he made Turk a surgeon. For me, you know,

895
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: I think my personality, and you know, the way I

896
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: like to look at myself is definitely jock ish, you know,

897
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: I like to you know, if you ask my wife,

898
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: I am a professional athlete, or was at the level

899
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: of a professional athlete when I was younger and could

900
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: actually move my body. So I think definitely a surgeon.

901
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: I think you would be an orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, me too.

902
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: You'd love to like be breaking bones and using like

903
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: the drill saws and everything, and that does sound fun.

904
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: It's funny. The one orthopedic surgeon I've gone to is

905
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: totally jockey. He's like ripped. I'm like, how are you

906
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: having time to go to the gym? I don't sleep? Yeah? Um,

907
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: what about you? Daniel and or Joel um. I mean,

908
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: I'll say that something that is very near and dear

909
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: to me in terms of you know, just wellness health

910
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: is ear safety. So maybe an e n T is

911
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: some kind of your nose throat doctor. I love being

912
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: an advocate for wearing earplugs, and so as we go

913
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: out and journey into the world again and go see

914
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: concerts and shows, please do remember to wear your earplugs

915
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: because you'll get one set of ears you need to

916
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: protect us. And if you're on the fence about that,

917
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: watch Sound of Metal, the Amazing Film and The Great Cough,

918
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: and then definitely wear earplugs when you go to a concert. Yep, Joe,

919
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of nerd is that? I

920
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: don't know if it fits a specific category of nerd,

921
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: but I have to admit that I am not the

922
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: best at that. I I do listen to music too loudly,

923
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: and I use Q tips in my ears. What do

924
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: I know? You're not so good wit. You're not supposed

925
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: to put Q tips in your ear. You're supposed to

926
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,479
Speaker 1: you can postmatic membrane. Yeah, that shit feels so good.

927
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. So feels so good. It's sexual.

928
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: It's like Okay, you have a guy, don't talk. I'm

929
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: not being disgusting. That's what I doing. Fake orgasm in

930
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: front of goob. I'm doing what my ear would makes

931
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: me feel like. I'm not doing any type of you

932
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: doing eargasm. That's not an orgasm. It's an ear gasm.

933
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: Very surprise that your new dictave isn't coming up here, Zach. Yeah,

934
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm not in front of good stop all right now. Listen, Joel,

935
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: you strike I'm not gonna answer for you, but you

936
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: do strike me as potentially a psychiatrist psychologist because you're

937
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: very good. You're a very good listener. Ahead. I think

938
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: that's what I was gonna say, Like, I don't know

939
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: how great I would be a prescribing meds and stuff.

940
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: So you just give them out to everybody for you.

941
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it. We're gonna make it better. Boo.

942
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: So I think i'd be a much better therapist where

943
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: I could be like and and okay, and I'm hearing everything.

944
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some very light advice, but most

945
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm just here to listen and encourage you, and then

946
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: I will send you off to specialist who can really

947
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: like get into the nitty gritty of what you need.

948
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: But like being like a guy, Listen, I love my therapist.

949
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: She's just my home base. We just touch base every week.

950
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: She guys me through it. And I feel like that

951
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: I would love that job, especially like that job with like,

952
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: you know, preteens teenagers is such an awkward and uncomfortable

953
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: time and man, being able to just be like, oh,

954
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: you're good man, this is just that's just part of

955
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: growing up. You're gonna be fine. Oh man, I would

956
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,959
Speaker 1: really like that. One of my one of my best

957
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: friends from med school actually went into child psychiatry and

958
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: deals primarily with childhood anxiety disorders and so bless them

959
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: because we need them. She and I mean, like a

960
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of psychiatrists, UM will do more

961
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: kind of talk therapy and CBB type UM approaches and

962
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: and I mean they also have the ability to prescribe

963
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: medications when they when they have to. But um, it

964
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: just kind of depends on what area of psychiatry year in. Definitely,

965
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: I would I think I'd be an er doctor or

966
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: a or a UM trauma center person. I'm very I'm

967
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: very excited by the adrenaline and the excitement UM and

968
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: the people's skills. And as I've shared on here before,

969
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: I volunteered on my town's rescue squad when I was eighteen,

970
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: and um, I loved it. I thought it was so incredible.

971
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: And then the paramedics who would meet us at the scene,

972
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: to me, were like superheroes. And I just always thought

973
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: paramedics were so badass and cool and um, you know,

974
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: like like all people, I've been in ears and with

975
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: family members and when when the doctors and nurses or

976
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 1: come to the rescue, I just think it's so thrilling.

977
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 1: And um, I I think that's what I would do

978
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: if I rocket that. There's an amazing documentary Goobs. You've

979
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: probably seen it, but it's called Code Black. I have

980
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: to see more. There's a TV show that they made

981
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: based on it, but I highly recommend this. I just

982
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: looked it up for you guys. It's it came out

983
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen. Um it's called Code Black. The TV

984
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: show was inspired by it. But it's about the first

985
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: trauma center that was ever set up in la And

986
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: as a teaching hospital, and it's insane how they used

987
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: to teach young doctors how to handle trauma that comes

988
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: in and a code black, I believe is is the

989
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: jargon for there's just no there's no beds left, We're

990
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: so full the way time is so long, like do

991
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: not come here? Because they were an inner city hospital

992
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: and I don't know this year, I'll bet, I'll bet anyway,

993
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: check out that documentary, especially especially if if you're in

994
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: the field end or you know a young person who

995
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: might be inspired to get into the field. That documentary

996
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: made me want to change my whole life around and

997
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: become a real doctor, not a fake doctor. But I'm

998
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: just gonna stick with fake doctor. I think one thing

999
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: that I would say about that, Zach, is that I

1000
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: feel like, at least from here listening to the podcast

1001
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: so much, is that it seems to me like you're

1002
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: really big on kind of the relationship building aspect of

1003
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: it too. And the one thing about being an er

1004
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: doctor is that you don't get to necessarily spend as

1005
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: much time with the patients. And see that follow up,

1006
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: so I can see like I get that because I'm

1007
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: more of an I like the adrenaline of you know,

1008
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: the acutely critically ill and did a lot of ICU

1009
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: and that sort of thing, So I can see you

1010
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: being an ICU doctor. It's the crazy thing about thank you. Wow,

1011
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: that's a very nice comment. The crazy with the ICU doctors.

1012
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: I understand it. They're usually on two weeks and then

1013
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: off two weeks, right, Yeah, because because the hospital and like, well,

1014
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: my experience with ICU, and I've unfortunately had a bunch

1015
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: in the last however many years, is that it's so

1016
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: intense and they come in for two weeks and then

1017
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: they take two weeks off to recover. But it's weird

1018
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: because if you've got someone in the ICU, you're like,

1019
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: you're like you've fall in love with these people, and

1020
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: you're like, please don't leave me, hero, and they're like,

1021
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: I have to, I'll be back in two weeks. It's

1022
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: a weird. It's a it's a weird way of doing things.

1023
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: But I understand why, because who can sustain that level

1024
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: of concentration and stress. It could be totally life consuming.

1025
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: That's it kind of leads into my next question. Yes, Goobs,

1026
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: good transition you did. I don't even have to do it.

1027
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I love it. You should tell all your

1028
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: friends to call you Goobs. It's the perfect I mean,

1029
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: they do Donald, don't you love it better than Jill.

1030
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't she I said, she wants to

1031
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: be called Jill Man. I'm gonna honor that and respect

1032
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: that I'm not. I appreciate you to Jill, all right, Jill,

1033
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: go ahead. UM. So I really thought it was so

1034
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: interesting to hear about the process of you guys filming

1035
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: UM filming scrubs, especially just a crazy, crazy hours that

1036
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: you were that you were working in scrubs, being there

1037
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: all hours of the night, and it reminded me a

1038
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: lot of my residency experience, Like I would have shifts

1039
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 1: where I was doing like twenty seven hours and going

1040
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten percent the whole time, like not

1041
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: sleeping UM, And it was just such a critical formative

1042
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: experience in my life. But it was obviously super difficult

1043
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: and filled with a lot of sleep deprivation. But I

1044
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: learned so much through that kind of intensive emerging into

1045
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: my job and into my career, and I bonded so

1046
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: much with the people that I did it with. And

1047
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: so I think that it's kind of similar and there's

1048
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: a lot of correlates with what it seems like you

1049
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: guys went through because you were quite early in your

1050
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: career at that time as well, and it, I imagine

1051
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 1: was quite a formative experience for you as actors. So

1052
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: now that that is not how a lot of TV

1053
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: shows are made with those like twenty four episodes and

1054
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: lots of that time spent. Do you think that that's changing,

1055
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: how the field of acting is moving forward and those

1056
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: experiences for young actors. My first answer is it it

1057
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: became a matter of safety for the crew because what

1058
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: was happening is there were incidents of you know, the

1059
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: crew were always however long actors complain about being there,

1060
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: the crew are there longer, and there were a lot

1061
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: of safety issues with with you know, people falling asleep

1062
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: driving home and obviously no one as no one can

1063
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: help but be less safe than they were when the

1064
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: day started, when they've been working for eighteen hours. So

1065
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: I think that people began to become more conscious of that,

1066
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: and the unions of course became more conscious that, and

1067
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: the studios did. I don't know, donal do you think

1068
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: as far as acting goes, No, I think it's it's

1069
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: way more it's way more healthy to not do it.

1070
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: Although the one defense of it, I'll say is we

1071
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: were playing interns who have these insane hours. So there

1072
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,959
Speaker 1: was a bit of like we're always here, We're only

1073
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: in this hospital. I mean, it was a little bit

1074
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: of method acting because we were we were loopy and

1075
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: silly and pounding coffee and you know, it probably helped us, um,

1076
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: you know, pretend to be the real thing, right Donal. Yeah,

1077
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: you know, it's just weird when you meet actors who

1078
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: go that deep into the role that they you know,

1079
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: start you know, acting like the character that they're playing

1080
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: in some way. It's always and then you meet them

1081
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: afterwards and they're completely different, and so I can't. Yeah,

1082
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: I get it for what it's worth, that is an experience,

1083
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: but I definitely as I don't care if I was

1084
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 1: if I were a young actor or an old actor,

1085
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it's way more healthier to have regulated

1086
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: hours just for your mind and everything. It would suck.

1087
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: It sucked to have, you know, when you did eighteen

1088
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: hours and then have to go home sleep and then

1089
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: still memorize your lines for the next day, you know,

1090
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: with very and you know, it got to the point

1091
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: where I didn't even try to memorize my lines. I

1092
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: just would go to work and like, all right, what

1093
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: do we what are we doing well, you probably worked

1094
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: better like when you actually left, rather than stayed up

1095
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: all night memorizing your lines. I would guess, yeah, unless

1096
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: the part is like someone I definitely feel sometimes when

1097
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: if you're playing on edge or grouchy or irritable, it

1098
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: obviously helps if you were in that space because you

1099
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: just want to scream, you know. Yeah, I don't know.

1100
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: I like I like naps now, I like knaps now

1101
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: you Um, Johnny C would come in. Johnny C lived

1102
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: far out at the beach, and uh, I think I've

1103
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: told you this before. He would. He didn't want to

1104
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: deal with the traffic coming into where we shot, so

1105
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: he would sometimes if he knew he had an early call,

1106
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: he'd get up at like four in the morning, drive

1107
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: to the hospital, and then to go back to sleep

1108
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: at the hospital because the traffic from where he lived

1109
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: was such a nightmare. I wish he'd be there like

1110
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: insane amount of hours because he was doing that. Yeah,

1111
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: I wish I had his dedication when we were young,

1112
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: like we were when we were making this, you know

1113
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like his his ability to want to

1114
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: learn how to do, not learn how to, but to

1115
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: learn a crap ton of lines. You know, because that

1116
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: was exciting for him, and you know he thought that.

1117
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: You know, I just I looked at it as if

1118
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: I could have the least amount of line at this

1119
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 1: point season five, if I could have the least amount

1120
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: of lines and the least amount of scenes, I can

1121
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: get out and party, or I can go play paintball,

1122
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: or I can go You know that, That's what I

1123
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: was thinking about this point in the show. I'm pretty

1124
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: sure of it. Yeah, I am too. That's pretty much

1125
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: your attitude. That's definitely understandable. I mean, you need to

1126
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: have a life too, write like you can't. You can't

1127
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: let it be completely all consuming with your job. I

1128
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: think that's so important to me. Yeah, but you succeed

1129
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: way more when Yeah, but you're but you're doing amazing

1130
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: things and saving lives. We were just fucking around and

1131
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: trying to make people laugh. No, you guys made an

1132
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: incredible show that was super inspiring for me. I actually

1133
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: watched so when I got into med school, my parents

1134
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 1: bought me the entire box set of Scrubs, and so

1135
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 1: I got into med school in twenty eleven, and I

1136
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: watched all of it with my best friend, who was

1137
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: my roommate at the time, and um, it was so

1138
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 1: scary watching it, but like it was amazing, but really

1139
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: scary because I was like, holy shit, I don't know

1140
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: any of this stuff. I know, but maybe we gave

1141
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: you Maybe in watching it, we gave you some random

1142
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: answers that you get. Right, you did. And then I

1143
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: rewatched it again now that I'm kind of doing research

1144
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 1: training and have done all of my clinical residency and

1145
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: it's just like such a different experience to go through

1146
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: it again at like so much older and wiser. All right, Goobs,

1147
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: you know what time it is? I think I might

1148
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: it's time for Pennsylvania's favorite segment, Donald. What time is that?

1149
01:05:52,200 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: It's time to fix you? How can we fix your life? Goobs?

1150
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: It seems like you have a good life. You seem

1151
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: like a happy person. How can we I can't imagine

1152
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: we can improve on it, but we'll try. Well, I

1153
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: hope that you can give me some hot tips because

1154
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: I am trying to figure out a predicament at the moment. Okay,

1155
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: So my partner Sean and I are both in Pittsburgh

1156
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 1: right now doing research training, and we've both, uh, you know,

1157
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time, money, energy on our careers

1158
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: and our education, and we've both been like very supportive

1159
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: of each other over that time. We're both from Canada

1160
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 1: and UH and I'm thinking that we'll probably be finishing

1161
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: up our research training here within the next year or so,

1162
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: and we're trying to decide where to go after that,

1163
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: and so I'm looking at two places and can then

1164
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: one in the US. But we're kind of leaning towards

1165
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: Canada because that's where our families are, and you know,

1166
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: if we want to have kids and all that stuff,

1167
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 1: it's easier to do it closer to family. UM, And

1168
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: we're kind of torn between two locations. One is better

1169
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: for my career and one's better for his career. The

1170
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: one that is uh like better for his career is

1171
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: also closer to his family and probably a little bit

1172
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: more family in general that would be able to support.

1173
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: And the one that's better for my career has a

1174
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: little bit more of my family nearby. So it's a

1175
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: really tough decision. Wow, that is tricky. Now, how far

1176
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: apart are these um towns from from each other. They're

1177
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 1: they're Vancouver and Calgary, so they're um on the West coast,

1178
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 1: and you know, you can fly from Vancouver to Calgary

1179
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: in like an hour and a half. But I try

1180
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: to minimize my like flying because I don't want to

1181
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: have too big of a carbon footprint and whatnot. But um, Daniel,

1182
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: Daniel likes that you get from down Oh, I like, now, Goobs,

1183
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 1: I have a question. Um, I don't know anything about

1184
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: living in Calgary, but Van Groovy is a really fun

1185
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 1: place to live, so we have to factor that in.

1186
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: It's a great place to live. Um, Calgary is a

1187
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: pretty cool place to live too. It's just cold, it's

1188
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 1: colder home, but being in all kinds of outdoor activities

1189
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: and stuff. So both, why don't you come live in

1190
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: southern California? Groops? It's we have a lot of hospitals.

1191
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: It's seventy seven every day. What's wrong? Yeah, but then

1192
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: she's got the predicament that they want to start a

1193
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 1: family and everything will help, will help. You're gonna babysit.

1194
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: You got a babysit your kids? Never in your life.

1195
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: I want youlder. While you went on Guardians of the Galaxy.

1196
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: Here's the other issues, asshole. You're in tea ears gad goops,

1197
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: t ears, Sorry goobs, go ahead. The issue with that

1198
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: is that it's still a part of the American healthcare system,

1199
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,879
Speaker 1: which is oh yeah, it's a mess. Right. Well, that's interesting.

1200
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,679
Speaker 1: So you you prefer the Canadian healthcare system. As a

1201
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 1: young physician, I like being able to treat people equally. Wow,

1202
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: I like that. It is the knowledge for you. There's

1203
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 1: the knowledge for you, fake doctor's real friends. Ye listener,

1204
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: and it right from a young physician. I like to

1205
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 1: be able to treat my patients equally. Fucking health I

1206
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: am hold on, let me hit the button. That's really

1207
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,680
Speaker 1: that's really well said, really well said, and people need

1208
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: to hear it as succinct as that. Yeah, I don't

1209
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,320
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen in our lifetime for me.

1210
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: Um all right, well okay, so we're on Canada because

1211
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: we believe in healthcare for everybody. Okay, I got that.

1212
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,799
Speaker 1: I mean it's not to say that like I wouldn't

1213
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: like consider taking a job in the US, especially if

1214
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,760
Speaker 1: Donald and I were going to help you out with

1215
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: some light babysitting. Yeah, babysitting your kids. I'm sorry, I'm

1216
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,879
Speaker 1: not baby sitting your kids. He'll be really cute, I promise.

1217
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure they wait, I'm sure they will be, but

1218
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 1: I got enough of them. Good is the Vancouver? Um

1219
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:22,759
Speaker 1: a position better for you or your husband for me? Okay, Vancouver,

1220
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: we choose Vancouver. It is Vancouver. It's a no brainer.

1221
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: It's a no brainer. Because you're young. How old you

1222
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 1: you're thirty years old? Go live in a really fun city.

1223
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm told is the most fun city

1224
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: in Canada. You're close to the ski slope. Since you

1225
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 1: guys ski. You said there's family there for when you

1226
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,799
Speaker 1: have kids. Um and um. He's just gonna have to understand.

1227
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: And you say, Babe, I love you, but come on,

1228
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 1: we're thirty years old. Let's go live in a fun

1229
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 1: ass city. We can live in Calgary another time. It's

1230
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: super expensive too. It's the only thing. But you know

1231
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: you're thirty years old in Calgary. No, no, Donald, we'll

1232
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 1: edit that out for you. Donald. I don't know. I

1233
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: don't know my geography, dude, I know where where saying is?

1234
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: Uh is o wahu in India. You can eat dick,

1235
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: you can need seven. You can eat goobs, ear muffs,

1236
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: ear muffs, you can eat a bag of fucking dicks.

1237
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 1: So you can eat a basket circumcised purple tipped. All right,

1238
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 1: we're done. Oh my god, Goobs, you were supposed to

1239
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:36,880
Speaker 1: have ear muffs on. I'm sorry it was too good, right, Loops?

1240
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 1: Why does the tip sometimes purple? From a doctor? No? No, no,

1241
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: no her a nope, nope, nope, okay, no, my specialty

1242
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 1: is the lugs. So sorry, I thought I thought we

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Speaker 1: could cut that. I'm sorry. I just thought that we

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Speaker 1: could ask a doctor a question. I'm sorry. You definitely can't.

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Speaker 1: But no, no, I'm sorry, I sorry, I actually don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'll have to look that way. Look that up. Oh god, Dane,

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Speaker 1: why don't you why don you look that up on

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Speaker 1: your third Daniel? Will you look it up and tell

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Speaker 1: Goops because she might come up in her practice in Vancouver.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're welcome Goops Vancouver it is. You'll be

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Speaker 1: able to hang out with Sarah Chalk. Yeah, she's filming

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Speaker 1: Firefly Lane. There, Firefly Lane. You'll be able to go

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Speaker 1: to the set visit her best. She is from you

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Speaker 1: guys to um. All right, Daniel, you can stay until

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Speaker 1: the end because I think we're done. My friend, Um, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: tell everyone how we can watch you shake your butt

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Speaker 1: on the pole on Twitch. Yes, please. Oh wait, I

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Speaker 1: think I don't have an answer. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say I found the article what to do the tip?

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Speaker 1: What do we do? Doesn't know? There's there's a number

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Speaker 1: of there's a number of possible answers. Sometimes it's simply

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Speaker 1: just increased blood flow to the penis. Sometimes it's a bruise,

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Speaker 1: a hematoma, which is a deep bruise. Blood spots, also

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Speaker 1: known as purpura, can appear purple red and usually rising

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Speaker 1: lurch reaction sexually transmitted infection. Like, there's a lot of answers.

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Speaker 1: I think, I think I know what the answer is.

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Speaker 1: It's the first one you said. It's when um, the

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Speaker 1: phallus is extremely erect and so much blood has gone

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Speaker 1: there that the tip appears discolored. I think you therefore

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Speaker 1: purple you get, you get va constriction of the veins

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Speaker 1: that that prevents a blood flow from leading the erect boom.

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Speaker 1: That's why. And that's from a real doctor, y'all. That's

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Speaker 1: from a real doctor. Real. Yeah, what's it called veva constrictions? Restriction?

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Speaker 1: How Joe beazo constriction? Za? You should Donald? You should

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Speaker 1: use that with your dirty talk with Casey'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I got some phaso constriction going on. Okay, very exact.

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Speaker 1: I love Za Zach, I love you. Yeah. It's a

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Speaker 1: battal and taking base of dilation and baso construction. To

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Speaker 1: be technical, what did you say? Thank you for that?

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Speaker 1: It's a balance between beaso dilation and basic construction. Case

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Speaker 1: you like casey? Do you want to you want to

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Speaker 1: dilate it? Love you? You want some basodilation? You want

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Speaker 1: to dilate it today? Baby? Anyway, Daniel, where do we

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Speaker 1: watch you? On Twitch? On t money you can watch

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get dilated boy on twitch dot tv slash

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Speaker 1: DJ Underscore Daniel Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays. Okay, what game

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Speaker 1: will you be? Uh? Will you be playing Wednesday night?

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01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:53,120
Speaker 1: I will be playing D and D and then um

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Speaker 1: I will be twrking for for you too. Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: I want you to tek during D and D. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take you private. I'm gonna take you private. And

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Speaker 1: what you play Tetris while I get diluted? Oh? We

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Speaker 1: need to, we need we need to end the show.

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Speaker 1: We love you all. Sorry, We're a little a fucking

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Speaker 1: nuts today. We love you one one one on my

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Speaker 1: bunch stories about show we made about a bunch of

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Speaker 1: domes and nurses and Canada who loves said He's the stories.

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Speaker 1: Never should know. So YadA around here, a yata around here,

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Speaker 1: A free watch show. Mm hmmm