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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while. The Jews Show is today

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Speaker 1: going to be one of those days where you used

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Speaker 1: to go coffee on your shirt and a meeting and

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Speaker 1: everybody's looking at you. One of those good days whereverybody's

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Speaker 1: looking at you. Because in this meeting there are no shirts.

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Speaker 1: How is it gonna go? You'll find out right now.

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Speaker 1: With Alex's daily vibration, Ye get at you, guys. We

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Speaker 1: need to raise our vibration like tough, tough, because do it.

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Speaker 1: It's been a minute since we've done the vibe, so

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do right now. What does that mean? That

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Speaker 1: means that I'm gonna pick one card from my tarot

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Speaker 1: deck right now and give you insight for your days.

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Speaker 1: So whatever the message is to take out how you

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Speaker 1: need use your intuition, use it wisely, use your wisdom

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Speaker 1: and look out for symbols and signs through numbers and

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Speaker 1: words and letters and all of that fun stuff synchronicities

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Speaker 1: of life. It's not a coincidence synchronicity. Leave it been

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Speaker 1: my most favorite quote forever. Alex is shuffling the car

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Speaker 1: the King of Pentacles. It would get this a lot

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Speaker 1: Taurus zodiac sign, which is me, but it also rules

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Speaker 1: though and leaderships. So this card indicates that you need

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Speaker 1: to take more of a leadership role in an area

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Speaker 1: this may be with your children, where your relationship may

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Speaker 1: getting the ball rolling on your future goals. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you have the ability to translate your vision into something

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Speaker 1: before you would have given up because you're stronger than

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Speaker 1: great financial wealth comes to those with a disciplined work ethic.

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Speaker 1: So I encourage you today to make a positive change

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Speaker 1: So it just takes out and put in your pocket,

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Speaker 1: Remember raise your vibration today? Oh, you can always just

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Speaker 1: bad about it. And that was your daily vibration, all right?

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone Frame Day mornings on its twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Charles todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? Is this a guy Jimmy said was

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Speaker 1: going to call me. Yeah, guilty as charged. Todd Sparks

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Speaker 1: putting the spark back in your life. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Jimmy hired me because he said, you need

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Speaker 1: a little bit of life coaching, You need a little

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Speaker 1: pep back in your step. A little bit of the funk,

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Speaker 1: guy to help you with that. Todd Sparks. Nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Nice, nice to meet you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I need all of that, but but Jimmy said

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Speaker 1: a whole cornucopia good feelings to give you. So let's

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, what are we What are we

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Speaker 1: Why No, Sparky spark that I would be a loser

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about here, Jazz? Yeah, no, no, Chazz,

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Speaker 1: I'm Charles. I would like to call you Chatz. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm going to call you Chazz.

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Speaker 1: That's what I call decision making. Well, I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: I'll make a decision. I'm going to call you Karen.

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Speaker 1: How about that? That's my decision. Listen, Chaz, love the

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Speaker 1: effort there. You made a decision. You didn't do it

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Speaker 1: call you Karen, and they accepted every time. Because you

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Speaker 1: took control of your life. You put the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life to spark. Well, I'm gonna call you Karen. Karen.

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Speaker 1: So here we go, Karen, What do we do next

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Speaker 1: to put the spark back in my life? All Raron?

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Speaker 1: So you see you can't seem to get that first lesson.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's really advanced stuff. I just I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out what's wrong your humdrum about your

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Speaker 1: Is that what's got your hum drum in the beat? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy keeps saying I gotta snap out of it and

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Speaker 1: what's the point? And that is a great question, and

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked it. What is the point? What

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Speaker 1: is the point? Charles? What is the point? To tell me, Karen,

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Speaker 1: are you a single guy? There? Todd. Absolutely have somebody, Todd.

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Speaker 1: I've had six wives and you can read about all

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Speaker 1: of them in my book that I'm going to send you,

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Speaker 1: Todd sparks putting the spark back in your life. So

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Speaker 1: if you've had six wives, how are you? How are

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Speaker 1: Nobody who ever convinced I was just going to convince

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Speaker 1: And I was a guy who loved her about her?

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Speaker 1: How are you going to convince her that, Todd? We

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Speaker 1: is you're thinking about her. You're thinking about what she's doing,

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Speaker 1: need to be thinking about? Charles don't know, Todd? How

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Speaker 1: am I going to get a maserati? So you're you're

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm telling you. Put the spark back

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Speaker 1: the Maserati. Hello, she's going to be back in the call.

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Speaker 1: Should we meet you? How in the world? How is

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Speaker 1: this what you do for a living? Jimmy met me

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Speaker 1: because he emailed me for a prank phone call. That's

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Speaker 1: what Jimmy did. He put the spark back in your

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Speaker 1: life by a simple email. Is all it took to

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Speaker 1: start that fire. Did you say prank? Yes? I did.

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Speaker 1: Because this is not todd Sparks. Put the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy shut you up. He said that you just went

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Speaker 1: through a breakup and he was hoping a phone prank

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Speaker 1: going to punch him in the arm really hard. Well,

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Speaker 1: that will definitely make you feel better. Punch him in

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Speaker 1: the arm. Put the spark back in your life and

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Speaker 1: get a Masserati. That'll help. I'll get a maserati. Thanks Karen.

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Speaker 1: catch a cheater. And I guess he thinks that his

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Speaker 1: I appreciate. We'll take care and everything will get better. Trustment.

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Speaker 1: Did Jebils show on demand? Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Remember texting four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything literally anything, literally anything make fun of my voice. Literally,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Because as we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody get

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Speaker 1: calls in, gets a fake anonymous nickname. And I'm all

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Speaker 1: out of like celebrity references, so I'm just gonna throw

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Speaker 1: out a word, and then Alex Fresh is gonna throw

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Speaker 1: out a word in the English Evan is gonna throw

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Speaker 1: out a word and that will be yes. This will

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Speaker 1: do this again, Borgan Morgan Smigan like that one? You

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Speaker 1: don't like that? I love it, said, let's try it again.

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Speaker 1: Is on the phone. What's up? Hi? This is Um.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I'm guessing you're Swedish, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just just a guess. Yeah, yeah, I nailed it. So

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret to tell Usangan, I

439
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Speaker 1: do have a dirty little secret. Um, I sort of

440
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Speaker 1: have this thing about celebrities. You have a thing about celebrities,

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Speaker 1: So like most Americans celebrities, well, yes, yeah, in a way,

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Speaker 1: in a way, we'll certain ones. Um, the ones that's

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Speaker 1: sort of like, you know, appeal to me. Um, I

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Speaker 1: kind of catch my eye. I So what I do

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Speaker 1: is I take their likenesses, whether I find it like

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00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: in a magazine or print out, and I sort of

447
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Speaker 1: like grab it around a little homemade doll, a domb doll.

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Speaker 1: Oh who's your favorite? To be honest, I cycle through favorites. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of back, like back on my Bieber days. Yeah,

450
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 1: it's just like comfort to me like one of those

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Speaker 1: people I always try myself coming back to. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: so you're you're on a Bieber doll kick right now.

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Speaker 1: You're making a bunch of Justin Bieber dolls. Not a bunch,

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Speaker 1: just the one. I mean. Okay, So here's what I do.

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Speaker 1: It's just we've been spending more time together. Um, we've

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Speaker 1: been spending more time together. So I make these, you know,

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Speaker 1: sort of dolls, these little likeness is, um, and then

458
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Speaker 1: we do stuff together. We spend time. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: we we have meals together some days. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: play cards, they board games. Maybe. How good are the

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Speaker 1: dolls at you know, eating meals and playing cards? Are they?

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Speaker 1: Are they pretty good? The dolls? Well, no, they don't

463
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Speaker 1: actually eat or play the game. That's me doing it. Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not that weird. I know what's going on. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're within reality, Like you're not actually thinking

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Speaker 1: the dolls are talking to you. You just do this

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Speaker 1: for comfort. Yeah, it's like my mom actually used to

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Speaker 1: kind of do something like this, and uh, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen her in a really long time. And

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's just nice to have a company. Um. She

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Speaker 1: moved far away so we don't really get to spend

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Speaker 1: time like that anymore. So I spend time with people

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Speaker 1: like Justin Biebern. Okay, why I was trying to make

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Speaker 1: fun of you. This is why this show is a

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Speaker 1: judgment free zone. Well let's say it together. Then. Our

476
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Speaker 1: motto is we don't judge unless you need. And the

477
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: reason that that's dope is because, look, if you would

478
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Speaker 1: have told us that and we hadn't have heard you out,

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00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: it's actually kind of sweet. The reason you do that, Like,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of nice. You miss you, you know, you

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Speaker 1: obviously miss your mommy. You get the seer very much.

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Speaker 1: And I'm glad we didn't just call you a weirdo

483
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Speaker 1: right away because you play with the celebrity dolls. Let's

484
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Speaker 1: not get away from the fact though he is putting

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Speaker 1: the faces of celebrities onto dolls. It's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, it is weird. I mean I sort of

487
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Speaker 1: think what you do is weird. Um what talk of

488
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Speaker 1: the radio? Yeah, on the radio, it feels like you're

489
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Speaker 1: just talking amongst yourselves but not entertaining anybody. And see,

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Speaker 1: the thing is, at least you draw attention to the

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Speaker 1: fact that you know that some people will think it's weird. Right,

492
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Speaker 1: everybody does something that other people will think is weird.

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Speaker 1: What do you do that you think is weirding that

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Speaker 1: other people would think it is weird? In the seven, Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean my cat sleeps under my covers every morning,

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Speaker 1: and you know she I give her kisses when I leave,

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of weird. Probably I'm not making out

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Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, okay, and you're judging me. Well, at

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Speaker 1: least I'm not into uh, you know, beast reality. I

500
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Speaker 1: don't know that. He just dabbles in it, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty a little secret.

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Speaker 1: Like you said, it was weird, innocent and kind of sweet.

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Speaker 1: At the end, we learn that Englishevan has gone to

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Speaker 1: first base with this candrac The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, January

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and Elon Musk is

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Speaker 1: having a problem with one of his latest inventions, A cute, cuddly,

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Speaker 1: furry little problem. Tell you what it is in a second,

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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. Well, I'm all express

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Speaker 1: and Antonio Brown. I didn't think of a headline. I

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Speaker 1: thought I was gonna come up with one to ride away,

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Speaker 1: But I'm like, sol over the place with this. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. Okay, okay, I

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Speaker 1: like that one. Yeah, I think it's a great headline

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Speaker 1: to meet that one. And I'm in the Chevin And

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Speaker 1: when a tiger in a lion do the do you

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Speaker 1: get a liga? Unfortunately, something similar happens when COVID and

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Speaker 1: the flu do the do? Oh? All right, more on

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day in the I n N the Adiant

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Speaker 1: news networks is they report the news. Elon Musk has

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Speaker 1: figured out the answers to some of the hardest questions imaginable,

524
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: but he still can't figure out how to answer one

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Speaker 1: of the hardest questions known to man, how to handle

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Speaker 1: the kitty cat. What are you talking about? Well? One

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Speaker 1: of the Elon Musk new inventions is called starlink Internet service.

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Speaker 1: It's internet service where instead of wires, it's a satellite,

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Speaker 1: little little, tiny little satellite issue put on your house.

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Speaker 1: It shoots the Internet right into your house. So it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, but it does have a problem.

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Speaker 1: And the problem is with the little satellite dishes that

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Speaker 1: you get your internet from. They heat up right right,

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Speaker 1: and cats like to sleep in them, so they're having

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Speaker 1: problems with Anybody who has the Starlink satellite Internet from

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk is having problems with cats coming and sleeping

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Speaker 1: in the dish in their satellite dishes. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you can create the thing like this, but you can't

539
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Speaker 1: create something on the outside of it that where cats

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Speaker 1: can't get it, animals can't get it right. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's things up they put on cell towers that keeps

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Speaker 1: birds from not putting nests on seal towers, Like, come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused with Well, people who actually have the

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00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: Internet service have been complaining about cats sleeping in the dishes,

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Speaker 1: and one guy in Canada posted a photo of five

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00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: cats all huddled together in the little satellite dish for

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Speaker 1: the Internet. He said, it doesn't kill the Internet, but

548
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: it does slow it down, so let's good to us.

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00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: Just trying to figure that one out. Well, since I

550
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: used to work at Team Mobile when birds would nest

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00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: in cell towers, that's why they started making things to

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00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: go from because it would mess a signal up, right right,

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00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: But then there were some birds that are endangered. They

554
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: can't move them. So those million dollars towers are just

555
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: sitting there doing nothing because of the endangered birds that

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Speaker 1: have nested there. Wow, that sucks. Well, that's my story

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Speaker 1: for the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For the next story of today, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh who's location sitting on the couch

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Speaker 1: and Antonio Brown's house. Oh hell no, you wouldn't catch

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Speaker 1: me there. That college is probably dirty. Okay, Well, Antonio

563
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Speaker 1: Brown and case he missed it, ran off the field

564
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: last week and ripped off his equipment and quit. He

565
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Speaker 1: just quit the team. And it was because he was

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Speaker 1: like injured and his coach one him to go in.

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Speaker 1: He didn't want to go in, correct, Evan, Yes, correct,

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Speaker 1: I'm gathering was done in a legendary way. What seems

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Speaker 1: he on now are the bucks? He was? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, Yes, and he quit. So he just ripped

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Speaker 1: off all of his equipment on the field and was

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Speaker 1: just running away. And then as he was running through

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Speaker 1: the tunnel, he supposedly asked a state trooper to take

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Speaker 1: him to the airport, asked him he could take a

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Speaker 1: nur porn and he said no. Yeah. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: bad when you're a professional athlete, a very famous professional athlete,

577
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: and you're such a headcase where they're like even nobody

578
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: wants to help you out at although I know also

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Speaker 1: you didn't put on clothes, so you're just in a

580
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Speaker 1: jockstrap now, Antonio Brown, Yeah, I'm not taking you to

581
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Speaker 1: the airport. I mean, it didn't look half bad, but

582
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Speaker 1: that's all I has back to you, figure a much.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

585
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: English Evan, who's on location at a farm in Nebraska

587
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Speaker 1: doing a little farming. I couldn't be further. I'm in Israel,

588
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Speaker 1: where a pregnant woman has unfortunately contracted the country's first

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Speaker 1: case of fleurona, a simultaneous infection of COVID nineteen and

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Speaker 1: the seasonal flu. Wa So is this the thing? Now?

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Speaker 1: Is this the new florona? Because they have the the

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Speaker 1: there's the variants, right, whatever the one variants called the

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Speaker 1: one before that, there was a variant before the delta,

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Speaker 1: and then there's Obama Cron whatever it's called. I said

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Speaker 1: that the other day on an accident, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep that whatever. Oh no, now is

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Speaker 1: this a new variant? The fluorona a combination of I mean,

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Speaker 1: I kind of like the name, but I hate the thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take the initiative and make the vaccine

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Speaker 1: for flu na. That's what I'm gonna do. Sweet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and trademark the name. How about that?

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Speaker 1: You are about the whole job? See you about to

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Speaker 1: lose your job? Lady? You know what that means? Name

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Speaker 1: is day worry? What do it again the same time tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yo job. You about to lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. More than nothing. And

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Speaker 1: that was the iron N the idiot news network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. Don't forget. You can

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Speaker 1: follow the idiots on social media. The Jubil Show. You

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Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually. I met Jubil Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I met that Drea's I'm Evan on the radio, The

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand, The Jubil show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame day mornings. It's one Brian. I

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Speaker 1: canna help you, Brian with why? Yeah? Okay, um, hailey, um,

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Speaker 1: one of your servers. I called, Oh boy, calm down,

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Speaker 1: I don't done. What's going on? Oh boy? I called

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Speaker 1: just the number. I oh, I'm sorry. I have a

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Speaker 1: situation going on. I'll tell you about it. So I

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Speaker 1: just have to talk very carefully because um okay, no, Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's fine, she's working. I guess she's the one that

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Speaker 1: answered the phone when I called and I asked to

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Speaker 1: speak to a manager. She said, your name was Brian,

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Speaker 1: spelled with why. So Brian with why the manager as

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, Brian with the why? What's going on? How?

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Speaker 1: I'm having stomach issues and I'm in your bathroom right now?

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Speaker 1: Who in the restaurant right now? Okay, hey, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold buddy, to get someone to get that back to

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Speaker 1: the ball. I saw Lamas in a movie once, and

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Speaker 1: I'm too mean that. Hold on one seconds, washroom, hat,

630
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: go to the men's washing I'm in the men's bathroom, yes,

631
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering. Uh okay, okay, well I still understand

632
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: what the problem is. Okay, the problem is this, Um,

633
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm in Oh boy, that's a new sensation I've never

634
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: felt before. I'm in your bathroom. Oh, and something bad

635
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: is about to happen, and I'm on a date right

636
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: now and I can't get out there, and I don't

637
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: know what to do. Ah, because it's embarrassing too. I

638
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want you to stroy the washroom. Now.

639
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: I gotta get the gist of what you know me,

640
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: you know want me? Oh boy? Oh okay, So let

641
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: me get this straight. You're in my washroom right now.

642
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: You're on a date with your girl. You're about to

643
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: have a serious problem in the bathroom. Oh, we're all

644
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: about to have a serious problem. But what do you

645
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: want me to do? Oh? I need to make an excuse.

646
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: Do her? That's not embarrassing? Or could you just do

647
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: the rest of the date for me? You know what,

648
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: I can't finish the date for you, man, I'm sorry

649
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: about that, But you need medical serences. I can call

650
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: the ambulance right now. I mean that's the best thing

651
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: to do. Oh, you can't be serious. Oh my god,

652
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh, Brian was a why yeah, yeah,

653
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: what happened? What happened in there? Oh, I might need

654
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: some snorkel gear and you might want to call a

655
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: hazmat crew. And I wouldn't even worry about helping me

656
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: with my date thing. Now, I'd be looking into finding

657
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: new They're staying there, don't move. I'm fully endless right now,

658
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: he's staying there. All right, Well, I'm just gonna let

659
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 1: you know that this is a pay phone call. Then

660
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: come on, man, who is this? This is actually Jewel

661
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your server.

662
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: Hailey set you up. Thank god. I thought I thought

663
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: we were doing for that back the wall. She said

664
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: that you're the manager of the restaurant and you're always

665
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: back in the back of the restaurant working, and she

666
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: wanted to be mess with you, so she transferred the

667
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: call in and I think your bathroom might be okay,

668
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hilarious. Man oh man, thank hey, thank

669
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: oh day, Thank you guys. With this being a prank

670
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: of if it wasn't, I'll be man, I'll be I'll

671
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: be real. Yes, you would the Jewel Show on demand

672
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 1: first like awkward things, like awkward experiences, awkward silences, awkward conversations.

673
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why awkwardness is fun for me. And

674
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: one of the most awkward things that you can ever

675
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: experience in life that a lot of people don't like

676
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 1: that I enjoy is an elevator ride with a stranger,

677
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: which is just the two of you on there and

678
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: one of you like it was like you can feel

679
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: somebody's like, I don't like silence. Should I talk now?

680
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: Should I say something? But also I don't know if

681
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: I don't know about them, they look like they don't

682
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: want to be talked to him. I just there the floor. Yeah,

683
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: and it's super phone. Yeah, if you got on your phone,

684
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: or if you don't have anything else, if you're not

685
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: on your phone and you're both standing there, you're just

686
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: looking at each other and it's like, all right, hopefully

687
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: this will be a quick ride and you'll get stuck

688
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah. And apparently Patrick, who's on the phone

689
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up right now, had an

690
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: awkward elevator ride where he actually ended up asking for

691
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: somebody's phone number. And that's the girl who went out

692
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: with But now she's not calling him back. So we'll

693
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: see if we can figure out what happened, Patrick, How

694
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? How are you doing?

695
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 1: Not much? That's likes a lot of guts to talk

696
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: to somebody on an elevator, let alone ask for their number.

697
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: For sure, you do it. So like, Okay, so we

698
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: work in the same building, but we don't like work

699
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: at the same job, so we like, I like the

700
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: elevator ride is like the only time, like I pretty

701
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: much get to see her, so I have to time

702
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: it right that we could get in the same So

703
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: it's like it wasn't a thing where you had never

704
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: seen her before and then you were on the same

705
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: elevator nerves like, I guess I'll shoot my shot right

706
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: now you've seen her, exactly, did you like hang downstairs

707
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: and wait for her? Yeah? I mean, because I mean

708
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: I was attractor. You know, it was just one of

709
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: the thought to hers. So I feel like that's yes,

710
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: you like lurk around the lobby until she walks in.

711
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: You're like, all right, sweet, now I get to go

712
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: an elevator. So it was like it was like a

713
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: bunch of like tiny elevator conversations before I even worked

714
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: up the nerve to ask for a phone number. You know,

715
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: so it took a while, like these tiny little conversations

716
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: because you're gonna lead talk for so long time, you

717
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: have to get off on your floor, you know, in

718
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: the conversation in the elevation. So she, I'm guessing she's

719
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: seemed pretty into you, because I would know, as it's

720
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: just like morning conversation start off like, oh we kind

721
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: of coffee drinking. Boh, well, I liked that place? Was where?

722
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: And then you know both from the was she just

723
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: being polite or do you think that she was into well?

724
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: She I eventually asked for a number and then I

725
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: texted her we went out, And I feel like those

726
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: people would still do that. Some people are still that

727
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: polite where they're like, I just don't know how to

728
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: say no, dazing, Okay, I'm on the elevator, here's my number.

729
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: You asked me out. I guess I have to say

730
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: yes before you. And then I also don't know how

731
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: to tell him that I wanted to go away, so

732
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like ghost him now. Yeah yeah, so yeah,

733
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: I mean, she could have just been polite. But how

734
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: was the date when you guys actually went out? Honestly,

735
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: I thought the day went great, you know, like, you know,

736
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: we had a lot in common. You know, we similar

737
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: music we like and TV shows and you know, we

738
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: like we hit it off pretty well. I mean, like

739
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: I feel like we both had a great time. And

740
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: what do you actually do for the dates? Well, we

741
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: went out, We got a couple of drink We went

742
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: to like a wine tasting spot, and like, you know,

743
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: if she likes wine, I like wine, so I figured

744
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: that'd be a good place to go. And we both

745
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: were enjoying ourselves. And like I think maybe though I

746
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: did get a little bit tipsy, and I'm like that

747
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: might have been an issue because like, like I don't

748
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: think I blacked out, but there's definitely parts of the

749
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: evening I don't remember fully hammered on a first date.

750
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: Usually that was not my intention, Like I just I

751
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: just don't. I just don't hold my liquor that well.

752
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: And like that was definitely not like what I was

753
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: going for it. But other than that, like we were

754
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: both laughing. There's a lot of laughing, and like Joe,

755
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: I thought we were everything was going fine. But yeah,

756
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: I just don't uh yeah, I don't know what's up

757
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: about the lip situation. Uh. Peter kiss on the cheek

758
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: of the ni. I am not, like, you know, super aggressive.

759
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: It was the first day and then I want to like,

760
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: you know, be like like I was just happy enough

761
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: to get a number from the elevators, so, like, you know,

762
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you guys talked. Yeah,

763
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: it's almost two weeks now, I feel, have you seen

764
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: her in the elevator lately? Yeah, Like I've seen her

765
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: walks a little lobby, but I haven't gotten in the

766
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: elevator because it would just be too awkward. I think

767
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: if I haven't, like she has responded well, Patrick, I

768
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: mean you said there's a few things you don't remember

769
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: from the night. I'm going to go out on a

770
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: limb and say one of those is probably why she's

771
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: not cooling you bank. Yeah, I mean I would love

772
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: to find out, just to like get a clarification would

773
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: help me out a lot. I feel, play a song,

774
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and see if we

775
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you with your first day

776
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: follow up? Right? Cool? Thank god it's a Jewel Show

777
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: first day follow up. If you're just joining us with

778
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: Patrick is on the phone and Patrick is getting ghosted

779
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: by a woman named Selene, they work in the same building,

780
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: and they've taken the elevator a few times together and

781
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: he's been admiring her the whole time, waiting for his

782
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: moment to pounce not like that in a nice way

783
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: and ask her for her number, and he did the

784
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: other day on the elevator. She gave it to him.

785
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: They went out on a date to do a little

786
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: wine tasting. He said they had a great time, although

787
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember all of the date because he did

788
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: have a little too much wine and got kind of drunk,

789
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: and he thinks that's why she's not calling him back.

790
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: But other than that, he has no idea and he's

791
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 1: seen her in the building, but is scared to get

792
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: on the elevator with her now, which I understand because

793
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: that would be super awkward. I'm gonna call her right now. Patrick,

794
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: You're ready? Yeah, man, all right, here we go. Hello. Hello,

795
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm as pect to Selene. Yeah, Hello, Selene? Who is fresh?

796
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewels Show. It's a radio show,

797
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: and this is as Fresh and this is English. Heavn Sorry,

798
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who that is. The Jewel

799
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 1: Show is a radio show and we're calling you today

800
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show called the

801
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out

802
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them,

803
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

804
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. So we got an email about you,

805
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: and it's from a dude named Patrick. Oh okay. Patrick

806
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: told us a little bit about your date. He said

807
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: that he's always thought you were beautiful, saw you in

808
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: the lobby and stuff at work. You guys wrote the

809
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: elevator a few times, and then you finally asked for

810
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: your phone number, and he went out with him for

811
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: a little wine tasting. And after that, you haven't talked

812
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: to him since, and now he's scared to get in

813
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: an elevator for the rest of his life. What happened? Yeah, Um,

814
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just drank a little too much.

815
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't cute, you know. And the early hold of liquor, well,

816
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he got a little drunk,

817
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: which can definitely be a turn off. Yeah. I mean

818
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: it was just wine. It's a small group drinking hard

819
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: liquor or anything like that. Wine is way stronger. Yeah,

820
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't you a bit tipsy too. You off to drinking

821
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: a few wines. Yeah, I was, girl, I thought to

822
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: hold it together. He got a little too drunk on

823
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: your date, and was that just the turn off for you? Yeah?

824
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: He was also this kind of loose lips, you know,

825
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: like kind of divulging a little bit much. What do

826
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: you mean? He just was like, you know, I've been

827
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: eyeing you, and I plan out like when I try

828
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: to like you in the mornings, because that's like the

829
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: only time I could get with you. And I mean

830
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: that's I mean, there's there's a line, right, I mean, yeah,

831
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: I Alice just said that he said was kind of cute.

832
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: I would think that there's a cute version of that,

833
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: and then there's a creepy version of that. Okay, so

834
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: this is why I think it's creepy. So at the

835
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: end of the day, like I had to go to

836
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom, right, and I was like, hey, I'll meet

837
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: you outside and not to beat you out the car, right.

838
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: So I came outside after you've in the bathroom, and

839
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: he was standing beside my car, but like he didn't

840
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: see me, but like I saw him and he was

841
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 1: smelling my car. What he was doing? What to your car.

842
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: He was smelling to my car, smelling my car, So

843
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: like I saw that and I was like, Okay, this

844
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: guy's really drunk. Because being weird, I was like this,

845
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm just not going to even

846
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: like try to confront a drunk cude right now. And

847
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: as really weird I had to get out there, that

848
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: does cross the line of creep. I would say, maybe

849
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: why is he smeller? What's he smelling? You know, guys

850
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: like like to smell girls like they smell pretty. Yeah. Yeah,

851
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: but that's like a whole other level. She's like drunk

852
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: and he's like maybe I can smell her purse delicious.

853
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: That's weird. You know, it's also weird, Selene, what is that?

854
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: He's actually been on the line listening this entire time. Yeah,

855
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: he wants to talk to you. Actually, sorry about that.

856
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: We forgot. It's really weird that we forgot. Probably smelling

857
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: you through the phone. Wait what yeah, oh my god,

858
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh hey what's that? Selene? Hey, Like, I know that's

859
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: totally weird. I'm like I get it, like how that

860
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: would must look to somebody, and like being drunk and

861
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: smelling your car like that, that sounds so normal, Patrick,

862
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: I do not like go around smelling cars Like that's

863
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: not a thing I do. I just feel like, you know,

864
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: and I know like me being like a little bit

865
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: tifty is awkward. But so why are we smelling my car? Then? Okay,

866
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: so I swear I was like smelling like coolid to

867
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: smell like your radiator might be overheating. And that's the

868
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: only reason. It's like because I've had my car do that,

869
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: and I that's why I thought I was like i'd

870
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: smelled cooling. That's why I was like getting closer to

871
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: the hood to see if that like that like that

872
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: bust look awkward is like from somebody like observing, and

873
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: yeah that's awful. Yeah, it was like really weird. You

874
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 1: were swaying and you're drunk. Yeah, Like I mean, like

875
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't I don't drink a lot and I don't

876
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: like go wine tat. That's the first time I've ever

877
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: been like wine tasting on a date, Like I eat,

878
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: like that's you know, Patrick, we know you were drunk,

879
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: obviously very drunk. You don't usually drink very much, never

880
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: go on wine tasting on a date. Is this first

881
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: time you smelled a car on a date? I don't

882
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: know if you're a serial car smell. Yeah, like I've

883
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: never like totally not a thing that happens to me, Like, yeah,

884
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: that's yeah, listen, I promise. I know it was super weird,

885
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm trying to very embarrassing by the way, like, yeah,

886
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: this is not like I think. This is not the

887
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: first impression I wanted to make. You know, I was

888
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: excited to go on a day with you. This is

889
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: like mortifying actually, but yeah, I was just concerned that

890
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: like your radiator might be messed up or a hose

891
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: or something, because it's like I thought, he smelled a

892
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: little bit of cool. There's a certain smell that like

893
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: you're obviously very nervous and you want to you're rambling now,

894
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: which is I understand. I would be too. I be like, no,

895
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: I promise, I'm not a weirdo who wants to smell

896
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: you through your car. Um Selene, would you like to

897
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: go out with Patrick on another date? Again? We'll pay

898
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: for it. I'm gonna say no. Really, but he said

899
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: he's not a creep. Yeah, he said he's a creep.

900
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 1: That's what people say. Sorry, Pat, Yeah, man, Yeah, thanks. Anyways,

901
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 1: you guys The Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewels Show

902
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: on Demand. Jebils Dirty Little Secret. I feel like Oprah today.

903
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: Why you're given out? Cause well, no kind of similar though.

904
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little Secret. Remember, if you want

905
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: to text in four one, six one tell us you

906
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. Will let you say whatever

907
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: it is on the show and get it off your chest.

908
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: We always keep everybody anonymous, so we don't even ask

909
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: what your name is. If you want to tell us

910
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, we give you a fake anonymous nickname.

911
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: So on the phone right now. Yeah, please, welcome to

912
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: the show. My good friend John Travolta. John Travolta, you

913
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: know like friends does John Travolta, how are you? I'm okay?

914
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: How are you guys? Good doing? Goad anyway? John Travolta,

915
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yeah, I Actually it's

916
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: something I've been carrying around with me for close to

917
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: ten years now. Oh wow, is it horfies? Is that

918
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: what you've been hearing around? No? Wow? Maybe if when

919
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: you find out a secret? No, no, no, no, no,

920
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: it's a secret I've been keeping from my best friend.

921
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: Actually it's uh so about eight or nine years ago,

922
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: some buddies of mine. We went to a strip club, okay,

923
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: And while we were there, I saw that my best

924
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: friend's sister actually worked there. Oh no, wow, that's and

925
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: he so does he know that she's a strip bear? No?

926
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: He At the time, I wasn't sure, and I probably,

927
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: you know, looking back on it, I probably should have

928
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: maybe texted him or something. But in fact, what I

929
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: actually did is I paid for a private lab dance

930
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: shooting what that is? And this is a dirty little secret.

931
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing you've never told him that. Never? No, dang,

932
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: have you ever hung out with those two, like since

933
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: getting a lap dance from her? Yeah? No, I mean

934
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: I don't hang out with her at length, but I

935
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: definitely hang out with him, and you know, I'll go

936
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: over to his house and she'll be there, and there

937
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: will just be this kind of awkward knowing, like glance

938
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: and half smile between us two when you walk in

939
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: the room. It's just like I still remember she's like,

940
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: please don't tell brother. Yeah, well, absolutely absolutely. I found

941
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: out pretty quickly afterwards, you know, kind of testing the

942
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: waters with him about like, hey, what does your sister do?

943
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: And stuff that he didn't know, you know, at that point.

944
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: You know, since I got the lap dance from her,

945
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: I couldn't really out her, you know what I mean,

946
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: because then then I would have been yeah. And now,

947
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this has just been hanging over our our

948
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: friendship in my head for almost ten years now. Like

949
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: I said, So, what made you get a lap dance

950
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: from his sister when you saw her working at the

951
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: strip club and you knew that he didn't know she

952
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: was doing that? Was it to be funny or did

953
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: you really actually want to get it and like it? Yeah?

954
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: That's and that had to be so awkward. That had

955
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: to be an awkward dance. That had to be like

956
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: there wasn't any other girls, I mean, you know, because

957
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: this is anonymous, thank god. And then I'm already being honest,

958
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, I'll just I've always kind of found her

959
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: attractive and to win for it. So what was the

960
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: exchange like when you saw her working there? Did you

961
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: guys talk about I mean, that's a weird place to

962
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: see somebody working that you didn't know work there. I mean,

963
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: you know, and I approached chair as she recognized who

964
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: it was, you know, like she one of the first

965
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: things she said to me is like please don't tell

966
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: my family, and I don't know. We just started talking

967
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: a little bit back and forth, and I mean, honestly,

968
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: you guys, it was the most awkward left dance I've

969
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: ever asked. I bet. I mean, you know, usually they're

970
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: supposed to be sensual and sexy, but this was just

971
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: kind of like casually dropping names of people we knew.

972
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: We were both very aware. How awkward about Wow, that

973
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: does sound awkward? Well, thank you very much for telling

974
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: us you're a little sacred, John Travolta. Thanks guy. I

975
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: think I finally have heard probably the most awkward leaf

976
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: dance story ever. Now, absolutely, that's more awkward than being

977
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: at a strip club when the lights are fully on.

978
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: That happened. I don't know, but I feel like that's

979
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: got to be super awkward, right, did you will show

980
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: on demand? So anyway, I'm just sitting there in traffic,

981
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick to my incredibly

982
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: supple yet chap lefts and then what happens, some yah

983
00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: who decides to cut me off, And you know what,

984
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my

985
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: gears when I get cut off, right, so you know

986
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: what I did. I wrote down his license plate number,

987
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: found out where he lives, and I courted his wife

988
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: until she divorced him. That's right. And I also planted

989
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 1: some drugs in one of the boxes he was moving

990
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: out with and called the cops. And now he's in

991
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: prison for twenty five years and I'm married to his

992
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: wife and his kids are calling me Dad, you're talking

993
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: about I got revenge on that a hole because getting

994
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: cut off in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't

995
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: tell you need help. This is the Jewel Show. And

996
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: who hasn't had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh,

997
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: it's just like terrible. I want to just ruin that

998
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: person's life right now. Who almost want to crush my

999
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: own cars? Sometimes makes me sell well. Researchers just came

1000
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: out with a list of the biggest a hole moves

1001
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: that people can do. You can go over him right now.

1002
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: See if your pet peeve is on the list, or

1003
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: see if you're on the list for being a pet

1004
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah, it's rude, rude, disregard,

1005
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: super rude, blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why would you block

1006
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: a driveway? I don't know. Oh you know what was

1007
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: like deliveries and oh what happens all the time? Actually

1008
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: with deliveries, people will block our driveway. They do? How

1009
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: many timely? Annoying? How many times has there been a

1010
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: big truck in front of our house? A lot, a

1011
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: lot people who always palk in front of my driveway

1012
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: when I want to leave. It's like it's like they

1013
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: know that I'm about to leave it. Who was an

1014
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: actual person driving a car that's parking in front of

1015
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: people's driveways? I know one? You do? Yeah, Alex's sixteen

1016
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: year old daughter, Bella, my sixteen year old stepdaughter has

1017
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: a boyfriend named Jack. This dude always when he comes

1018
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: to pick her up, parks in front of the drive Well,

1019
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: he's not coming in, he's just picking her up, but

1020
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: she know she makes him wait for like twenty minutes

1021
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 1: before she comes out of the house, so he's pretty

1022
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: much parked for twenty minutes riding. That's a power from me.

1023
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: I was going to go get coffee the other morning

1024
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: and I walked out and there's Jack. Oh, Jack just

1025
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: embarked in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah, Now better

1026
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: than the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve that people have,

1027
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: they say one of the biggest a whole moves you

1028
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: can do. This is from a new list that came

1029
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,919
Speaker 1: out from research. Is that a big survey asking people

1030
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: their pet peeves eat food that isn't yours. Oh, especially

1031
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: because like I want to, you know, make gains in

1032
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: the gym. If you eat my food, I'm going to

1033
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: kill you. I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that could

1034
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: be too, Okay, Yeah, I was thinking like in a fridge,

1035
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: I mean both. Some people do that at dinner. They

1036
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: don't even ask permission, They just reach over and eat

1037
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: it or in offices. It's a big deal, right Yeah,

1038
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: And especially if someone has their name on it and

1039
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: you eat it. Dude, I'm like, who are you? Why?

1040
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: Why would you want to eat someone else's food? Anyways,

1041
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: that's disgusting that person. When they're trying to be polite

1042
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: at dinner, they'll say, oh, do you want to try

1043
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: my food? Because they're hoping that you're going to say, oh,

1044
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: do you want to try my food? Yeah? Well I

1045
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Speaker 1: just asked, can I bite your food? Here's another big

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Speaker 1: a hole move, according to this list, passing somebody on

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Speaker 1: the road right on the freeway or a highway or

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Speaker 1: just whatever, and then going slower in front of them,

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Speaker 1: so you pass them and then go slower than they

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Speaker 1: were going. Oh my good check. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: people do that. I know. And it's like when somebody

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Speaker 1: pulls out. When somebody pulls out, or like at a

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Speaker 1: light and they pull in front of you right and

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Speaker 1: then go slow and there's nobody behind. It's like you

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Speaker 1: couldn't have waited five seconds. Yeah, oh, it's so obnoxious.

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Speaker 1: And another thing on the list, one of the top

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Speaker 1: things on the list of the biggest a hole moves

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Speaker 1: you can do, according to this new survey, is try

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Speaker 1: to push through and exit a plane before it's your time.

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Speaker 1: Oh yoh, thank you for bringing up. Who does that? Why? Why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Like and then you get stuck three rows ahead of

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Speaker 1: yours and then you feel like super awkward and everyone

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Speaker 1: around you was just glaring at you. Is so rude.

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Speaker 1: I'm always quick to jump up in the aisle when

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Speaker 1: the plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down

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Speaker 1: from behind the plane, I wait for it and then

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Speaker 1: I just get it. I just jump out like a

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Speaker 1: linebacker and just said in front of them. Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: was this one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me

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Speaker 1: off so bad. It's like she was far back, twenty

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Speaker 1: rows back. I started coming and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: ye yo, we all want to get off this plane.

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Speaker 1: Like she wasn't. There was no connection. Nobody said that.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't even in a rush. She was just like

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Speaker 1: walking right, she was trying to get ahead of everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah, And if it wasn't

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Speaker 1: for those people, we would leave Foster. Yeah, they down.

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Speaker 1: I know, watching people get their luggage out of the

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Speaker 1: overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands, you realize how far,

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Speaker 1: how we have not evolved much as a species at all.

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Speaker 1: No one knows how to grab a handle while bad

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Speaker 1: right in text en four one O six one, what

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Speaker 1: some of your biggest pet peeves? And your phone prank

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Speaker 1: happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one

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