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Speaker 2: Are you ready for your number six phone tap? In

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Speaker 2: our top ten phone taps of Christmas Night?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, got hi, guys.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: In this one, Brook calls a woman who just dropped

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Speaker 2: her cat off at the vet because she thinks her

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Speaker 2: feline friend's been feeling under the weather.

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Speaker 3: But what does her cat think?

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Speaker 4: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Luckily, the new AI Cat Translator can help us find

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Speaker 2: out what's really going on in that sweet little Kiddi's

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Speaker 2: brain during your number six phone tap of the Year

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Speaker 2: is Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone tabs to Christmas six?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for a few veterinary clinic? Is

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Speaker 3: this scilla?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Is this about Luna?

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Speaker 5: How she doing?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball

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Speaker 3: of yarn?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: This is like a joke. Oh, she had a litter

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Speaker 3: of mittens.

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Speaker 4: You liked that that's good because we love some veterinary

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Speaker 4: humor over here.

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Speaker 3: Kind of light in the mood.

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Speaker 1: That's cute.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I help Winna doing well. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if the doctor told you, but we have some amazing

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Speaker 4: new technology here at the clinic's disposal. It's called Look

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Speaker 4: who's talking me out?

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Speaker 3: That's not a joke, but it is clever. It's very clever.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean.

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Speaker 4: It's the first ever science backed AI powered cat translator device.

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Speaker 5: I don't I don't know if I understand what that is.

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Speaker 4: Basically, anytime your Luna makes a little mew or a noise,

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Speaker 4: we can run it through the app and he understands.

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Speaker 3: What she needs.

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Speaker 1: What are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Amazing?

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Speaker 1: How is that? If that's really possible, I tell you it.

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Speaker 3: Is definitely above my pay grade. Totally blows me away.

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Speaker 1: That's insane.

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Speaker 5: I've never heard anything like that.

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Speaker 4: No owners have just been amazed and it has been

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Speaker 4: so helpful.

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Speaker 3: You know what, We're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna try it right now. That way you can hear

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Speaker 4: what your little Luna is saying. Hold on, Luna, Luna, can.

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Speaker 3: Now let me get the translator.

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Speaker 5: I miss my owner? Where is she?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding. I know she's so sweet'll be home

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Speaker 4: to give you.

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Speaker 3: So maybe she'll answer us. Luna, how are you feeling?

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Speaker 5: Are you feeling bitty better? My owner used to give

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Speaker 5: me yummy food, but she changed it to some generic crap.

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Speaker 5: What what?

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Speaker 3: I know? It's pretty shocking to hear your cat's thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Is she right? Did you recently make a change with

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Speaker 3: her diet?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we changed brands, but I thought it was like

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Speaker 5: You are lying, you were trying to cheap out.

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 3: Oh goodness, I'm not lying, Luna. Do you love your owner?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I think that's a yes.

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Speaker 5: She forgets my birthday every year.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we adopted her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what day she was born.

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Speaker 5: How does she even know what day she's born?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: I might say that she's not feeling too great about

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Speaker 3: Is she? What's that? Luna?

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Speaker 5: It makes me feel bad, like when my owner eats

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Speaker 5: microwave lasagna and has to spend hours on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that doesn't even happen.

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Speaker 5: Can come on, now, it really does happen. She also

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Speaker 5: never washes her hands when she leaves the restroom.

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Speaker 4: What that's not true either.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little embarrassed to even be part of this conversation.

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Speaker 5: No, this isn't even a conversation.

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Speaker 1: This isn't even real.

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Speaker 3: What's that, Luna?

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Speaker 5: I've also seen her drink out of the toilet. Hey hey,

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Speaker 5: I don't think you was broken or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But none of this is true.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe she's talking about your dog. Do you have

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Speaker 3: a dog?

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Speaker 5: No, we don't have a dog. It's her. It's definitely her.

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Speaker 4: Who Yah? No, are you?

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Speaker 5: I don't understand how you could say such a thing.

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Speaker 5: My owner has bad taste in male companions.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking.

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Speaker 2: I haven't even had a male companion over in a year.

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Speaker 2: That's Luna.

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Speaker 5: The last boyfriend was a loser. His name was Mike.

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Speaker 5: What the hell is happening here? How does she even

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Speaker 5: know that? It's funny how we all sleep differently. My

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Speaker 5: owner sleeps on her back, I sleep on my side,

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Speaker 5: and Mike sleeps with everyone else.

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Speaker 1: What I know?

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Speaker 4: Luna?

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Speaker 2: Stop talking?

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Speaker 1: Shut up?

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Speaker 4: This is I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even don't want to do this anymore.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we need to stop this. It's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 5: I'm not really a cat. What I'm just a sound

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Speaker 5: effect machine.

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Speaker 1: Mio.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand.

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Oh you missed that last one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was your cat telling you that this is

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Speaker 4: actually Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 4: phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Your high school friend Amanda set you up.

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Luna says that she sees your Instagram posts of

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Speaker 4: your cat all the time and wanted to play a

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Speaker 4: little joke on you. And Luna can't believe that you

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Speaker 4: cheaped out on that cat food.

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Speaker 3: Not a good look.

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Speaker 4: Go for a better price.

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Speaker 1: That was your number six phone tap of twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.