1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,280 Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the prank. You know what, 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: sometimes you got to tell a man. You know, I 3 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: don't know if it is this to make him feel 4 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: good or what. But your wife is fine. It's hell. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 2: You know, you got to tell somebody sometime. Let's go 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 2: carry out. Your wife is fine? Is hell? 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 3: Hello? 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Darrel. 10 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 2: Who's this? And Darrel? 11 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 3: All you doing? 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 2: My name is Alonzo Man. I work for a liquor 13 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 2: distributing company. I do a liquor distribution How you doing today? 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. 15 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 2: I'm pretty good man. 16 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 3: What can I do for you? 17 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 2: Hey, We're we're putting together a big, big event man 18 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 2: with vodka and they're throwing They're throwing a huge pool party. 19 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 2: And like I say, I've been I'm in the liquor 20 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 2: business man. I've been doing it for quite some years now. 21 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 2: And you know, we're always trying to do different type 22 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 2: of publicity and really get the hype up. And what 23 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: we're trying to do, man, is is really get people 24 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: to come out to this fashion party because it's the 25 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 2: first quarter. We wanted to be one to remember. And uh, 26 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 2: I know no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 27 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 2: you're I go to the bank. I go to the 28 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:13,919 Speaker 2: bank where your where your wife's works at Kindred And Okay, 29 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 2: what we're trying to do is have I mean, we 30 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 2: want our flyer and slash poster to be something really 31 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 2: really memorable, something that's going to really draw people in, 32 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: and okay, have this. This thing is gonna be all 33 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 2: over social media the whole nine yards. So we're trying 34 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 2: to see. You know, buddy of mine told me here 35 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 2: he kind of knew of you or had a had 36 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: a number on you, and I was like, cool, let 37 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 2: me reach out to him. He told me you were 38 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 2: Kendrick's husband. So I want to have my husband. 39 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 3: So I don't understand what my wife's got to do 40 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 3: with this whole day. 41 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you 42 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 2: were cool with Kindred being on our flyer, man, because 43 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 2: your wife is finish, so we want to put her 44 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 2: on the flyer. 45 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 3: And what you mean my wife is finish? What do 46 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 3: you mean by you don't call me up and talk 47 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: about my wife? 48 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 2: N he's wrong with you, brother, brother, It's this, it's 49 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crops 50 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 2: the crops. 51 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 3: Man, I'm getting it out what you need man, because 52 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 3: you don't sound right. 53 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 2: So we're trying to get your wife. We want to 54 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 2: give up through a photo shoot at a bikini so 55 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,119 Speaker 2: we can put it. Hell. 56 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 3: No, you ain't using my wife and no puccini to 57 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 3: put on no fly you, I tell you mine, that's 58 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 3: my wife. Man, respects me. 59 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on man. 60 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 2: Why are you tripping like this? Bro? Why are you 61 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 2: tripping like my wife? 62 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 3: My wife ain't gonna be in no you know, the 63 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 3: flying for no the party? Man? What the you think? 64 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 3: This is wrong with you? 65 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 2: Okay, bru bruh. You know what, man, I tried to 66 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 2: call you and give you the respect I mean I'll do. 67 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 2: I don't sound like well okay, look I didn't call 68 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: for no argument. I just I just talked to Kendren 69 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 2: when I go to the fight depart and see if 70 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 2: she want to do. 71 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 3: Oh oh, he's gonna go to my wife's job at 72 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 3: the bank. That's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just 73 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 3: under this because I'll be that too. And I don't 74 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 3: make a deposit with my foot and yelling ahead. 75 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,919 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hold on, man, we're paying. We're paying five 76 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 2: thousand dollars for the photos. 77 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 3: I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna 78 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 3: let me put my wife, the mother of my children, 79 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 3: on the close to end, no beginning. I don't care 80 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 3: how much you paying. 81 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 2: Kiss my before I'll let you do that, Okay, okay, 82 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 2: bro okay, So Sarah, I ain't gonna really go back 83 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 2: and forth. What you meant? I was calling you trying 84 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 2: to be a man. Okay, Well I'm trying to be man, 85 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 2: a man with you and just you know, throw the 86 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 2: opportunity at you. Now you throwing it back up. He 87 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 2: was with disrespect. 88 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 3: I wasn't showing you for my wife to be a 89 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 3: side now. No, I don't want none of that. 90 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 2: Okay, man, No, your wife finding hell. 91 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 3: People are like, oh you need to put telling me 92 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 3: how fine my wife is? 93 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 2: Okay, what else? 94 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 3: Gave you my phone? 95 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 2: Them? But in the first place, dude, I got hey, man, 96 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 2: Evidently that's all Mulling pointed. Just all right, that don't 97 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 2: even matter at this want the boy? Okay? 98 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: You want the instrum on the table? 99 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 2: Is I want to take some sisters a ken Let 100 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 2: me know. 101 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 3: When you plan on going to my wife's job at 102 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 3: the bank, let me know, and he's gonna bring your 103 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: blackness down there so I can be there. Okay. Nobody 104 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 3: calls another brother up talking about how fine his wife says, Okay, 105 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 3: I told you no, that should get stopped right there. 106 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 3: But you're gonna keep all talking or brought my wife. 107 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 2: Okay, So let me say this, dog, tell me is 108 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 2: the one that said your wife was fine as hell? 109 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 2: That's the one brought all into our sis at the meeting. 110 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 2: Tommy is the one that said your wife was fined 111 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 2: at hell? 112 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 3: Though? 113 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 2: Tell me you tell me Tommy said your wife is 114 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 2: fine as hell. 115 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 3: That's what Tody can get hit to. Who is Tommy? 116 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 2: You don't you take your wife to work in the morning. 117 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: Let me know, and he's gonna bring your blackness down there. Okay. 118 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 2: And now what y'all be What y'all be listening to 119 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 2: on the way to work? What radio station y'all be 120 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 2: listening to? 121 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 3: We've been listening. 122 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 2: Better sa your baby ste Harvey. 123 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: You wouldn't about to get you. 124 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 2: Hey man, your wife Kendrill got me to praise you, broh. 125 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 3: Wait till my wife cut my blood pressure. 126 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 2: Up, oh man. She told me, she said, we listen 127 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 2: to y'all every morning on the way to Word. He 128 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 2: drops me off and he goes to work. She said, Tommy, 129 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 2: you've got to get it. I said, you gotta let 130 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 2: me know what. What do he love the most? 131 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 3: She say me, I don't know about that right now. 132 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 3: After it's all we love you. 133 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 2: Man, oh man, we love you back. Baby, keep listening 134 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 2: to Steve Harvey morning. So tell me this, brother, what 135 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 2: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, what 136 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,119 Speaker 2: is it? Darren? 137 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,799 Speaker 3: It's Steve Harvey, but Nephew talking. 138 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 2: And there you have it. 139 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,799 Speaker 1: If you're looking for the most stupidity from the nephew. 140 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: The Heavy Hitters of Comedy April eighteenth. You don't want 141 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: to miss it. That's Landsdown, Pennsylvania, right outside of Philly, Baby, 142 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: The Heavy Hitters of Comedy. That's Bill Bellamy Michael Carlier 143 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: is in the building down Nell Rollins and hosted by 144 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: yours true late nephew. Tell me the Heavy Hitters. That's 145 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: April eighteenth, two shows, seven pm and ten pm. That's 146 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: lands Down, Pennsylvania. Tickets on sale right now. 147 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 2: Shirt all right, all right, nephew, thank you