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Speaker 1: But yes, I knew who he was. Okay, this is great.

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Speaker 1: This person, this this thing is not a celebrity, but

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Speaker 1: there were worldwide known and that thing your trouble. I

421
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Speaker 1: don't think it's any topic is kangaroos and your time

422
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Speaker 1: starts now? I don't think so. Kangaroos going around with

423
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Speaker 1: your hopping and your big why are your feet so big?

424
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: And then they angle back the other way like an

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Speaker 1: upside down L seven situation? Ship just regular feed kangaroos,

426
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: think so, kangaroos, you don't have to deal with regular

427
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: cargo shorts like the rest of us. You get to

428
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: just carry your ship on the front of you. Everything

429
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: so convenient for you, kangaroos. I don't think so. Kangaroos

430
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Speaker 1: been in Australia. Why aren't you here so I can

431
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: hug you drag down? I don't think so, honey, kangaroos.

432
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: And second, beautiful beautiful brown fur and you're just you

433
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: punch people in cartoons, but probably not in real life.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen it on YouTube, so it must not

435
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Speaker 1: be real. I don't think so, honey, kangaroos. It's really done.

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Speaker 1: Kangaroos are shock giving up for Carmen coming to the stage.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Charlie time. Hey, I am loving it. What do

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Speaker 1: you think? Preselect confidently pset? So this is Charlie Todd's

439
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and his time will begin now.

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00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Just salad. If you think

441
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: we're just gonna be cool with you guys stopping to

442
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: chop salads, then you've got another thing coming to you. Okay,

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00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not coming back to your store. I'm

444
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: gonna go to Chopped, I'm gonna go to Hale and

445
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: Hardy Soups. I'm gonna go anywhere that chops a fucking salad.

446
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: You have one job and it's just salad, and people

447
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: want their fucking child salad shopped. All right, I'm not

448
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: gonna be I'm I'm not gonna bitch about you guys

449
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: having great I'm not gonna bitch about you guys having wraps,

450
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: you guys having smoothies and a lot of things that

451
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: aren't just salad. That's fine, I'll let that slide. I'm

452
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Speaker 1: a fan. I've been a fan for five years. I

453
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Speaker 1: bought my orange bowl five years ago. I up, I

454
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Speaker 1: get my two choppins or maybe one free cheese, and

455
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm a happy customer. But don't you dare tell me

456
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: that it's better for me if you don't chop salads

457
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Speaker 1: because it's faster. Oh, thank you so much for spending

458
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Speaker 1: less time on my salad. I don't think so, honey. Yes,

459
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Speaker 1: it's true. It's true. Pad. There are not just salads there,

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Speaker 1: They're not just salids. And I think that it's I

461
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Speaker 1: think that this is true. I know my words, I

462
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Speaker 1: know my heart. I don't know my words. I think

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Speaker 1: that is true that a rat was found in a

464
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Speaker 1: just salid. Rob Really, I don't know if that's true. Upset.

465
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you guys work it out later, and

466
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: for now, please welcome Cody Linn quest Hi him. Also,

467
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Speaker 1: my mom's name is Susan, so this is a very

468
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Speaker 1: perfect Yes. I'm constantly saying to my mom like, stop it. Yeah,

469
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: I should have called it. Stopped it, Susan, because shut

470
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: up with me. And no, that's more what Charlie, my

471
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: husband will say to my mom. Oh now, now the

472
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Speaker 1: family dynamic is spicy. No, he's nicer to her than

473
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Speaker 1: I am. Okay, alright, so Cody talk to me about this.

474
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Speaker 1: We have a trollable here, and we also have you know,

475
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: probably a mindful of oh my god, oh my god.

476
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,239
Speaker 1: It's a it's a snap decision and I'm gonna do

477
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: pre prepared, prepared. I love it. This is Cody Linquist.

478
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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now.

479
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Male movie stars being in movies

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Speaker 1: with women that are twenty five years younger than them. Yes,

481
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, honey. I get it. You're fucking hot, but

482
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Speaker 1: you have fifty and if you have fifty, you have grandpa. Okay.

483
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: If there is a five year old woman in the

484
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Speaker 1: real world who is dating a fifty year old man,

485
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: that is the only fucking thing that we talk about. Okay,

486
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: so much goddamn money that we all go that makes sense, Okay,

487
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,719
Speaker 1: because you know what, if he's fifty and he's just

488
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: magically single because he hasn't met the right woman, like,

489
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: no fucking way, he got issues. Yes, okay, man, that

490
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: man has a fucking problem with every woman you've ever seen.

491
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: And there's not some dumbass twenty five year old who's

492
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: gonna come around and change his life for the better.

493
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: So thank you, and you know what, fuck you, because

494
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: it makes every goddamn fifty year old man think that

495
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Speaker 1: it's okay to leave his wife because he thinks I

496
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: he's gonna get that twenty five year old woman. How

497
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: many people have a goddamn dad who has left their

498
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: mom because he thinks he's gonna go out with Anne

499
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: Hathaway Like I do not fucking think so, honey. My husband,

500
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: My husband is a year older than me the way

501
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: God fucking intended. And that's one minute given up for

502
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: this group. Shut up, Susan in Luckwood. Just Tom, Charlie

503
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: Todd and Tony link Wist. Unbelievable. Oh my god, I

504
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: think Hollywood just healed a little bit. I think Hollywood

505
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: is now gonna change. I'm so excited. And you know what.

506
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 1: We are awaiting the storm. We're waiting the storm. And

507
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: we actually have a rule of culture. It's rule of

508
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Speaker 1: culture number. If you're fifty, your grandpa write it down,

509
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Speaker 1: Kelly Joe, Yes, honey, I see you girl. All right,

510
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: everyone give it up for our next group, and it's

511
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Speaker 1: called say it with me, Pat Gorgeous Delights. Everyone. Welcome,

512
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: Griffin Leads, Welcome, Lisa Kleinman, Welcome, Casey Dost, Welcome, Amanda Jobby,

513
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: and welcome Becky Broom. This is the dance I do

514
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Speaker 1: when I feel the energy, when I'm engaged. I raised

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00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: the roof. Yeah, have you seen that Pat Regan has

516
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: brought back raising the roof? Can everyone raise the roof? Yeah?

517
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: It's four okay, cool? Everyone, please welcome up to the mic.

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00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: Griffin lead jumpsuit a jumpsuit moment. It's a fake jumpsuit?

519
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: Is it really? You're telling me that thing is two pieces?

520
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: It's two pieces? The bathroom. Yeah, I'm practical, and speak

521
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: about the sash. Speak about the sash. Listen, someone else

522
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: dressed me. I can't speak. I love that he's got

523
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: someone else to dress him. That's the rule of culture

524
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Speaker 1: number four. Get someone else to dress you, all right, Griffin,

525
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: So talk to me. Are we gonna do a pre

526
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: prepared topic or there's a trouble here? And I'm just

527
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: saying it's here, there is a trouble. I haven't really

528
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: done short from improv since college, so I'm gonna stayed.

529
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: Its important, it's important. Short forms important. It's important. But

530
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: I've been culture nu short form. It is important. It

531
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: is um But no, I've been a fan of the pods,

532
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: so I've I've had I've had some topics and so

533
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: I hear I think we're gonna do pre selected This

534
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Speaker 1: is Griffin Leeds is. I don't think so, honey. Starts now,

535
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Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. Those straight girls from high

536
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 1: school who suddenly gave a ship about me one word

537
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: to go out that I was gay in college? You

538
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: think I didn't know what was going on winter break

539
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: sophomore year, when I start getting all these friend requests

540
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 1: from want to be Lena Donhams. It's the social media equivalent.

541
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,959
Speaker 1: And when you have a group of people clearly talking

542
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: about because they all turn and look at you at

543
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Speaker 1: the same time, Listen, I am not some object to

544
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: be collected, stuffed and mounted above a fireplace. I'm a

545
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: human being to be mounted, then stuffed, buy a fireplace.

546
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I could have been an ally to you,

547
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: because you know what I could have told you all

548
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 1: the times I cacked your boyfriends in the school bathroom

549
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: not washing their hands. They're going the hallway and touching

550
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: your hands gross fifteen seconds the tea. You know, my

551
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: true friends, they knew early on, and when I did

552
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: come out to those true friends, they thought I was

553
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: working with him. Because my true friends, you know that

554
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: first and foremost, I'm a tricky little jokester. Second, second,

555
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm a mother and third, I'm a fact who doesn't

556
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Speaker 1: think so very good different using Lenora. What did you

557
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: say using Lena, Dona Pejora, of losing Lena using Lena.

558
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: You know, that's just that's a discussion to be had,

559
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: that it's gonna have it right now, trying to say

560
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: talk to me after. Yeah, no, we're really down to

561
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: talk about this, all right, everyone, please welcome to them.

562
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Like Lisa's man in a pattern, pant so much, long

563
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Speaker 1: time listener, first time calling, and it's time to call out.

564
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: Now talk to me about the bull versus the pre

565
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: prepared topic. I love that. I love that journey go

566
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: forth on it. I love that for her, love for

567
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: her alright, so at least the kind. I don't think

568
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: any topic is pre prepared and her time will begin now.

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00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, Harry Potter, I am so sorry,

570
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: but I cannot believe a story about British teenagers that

571
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: were Catholic school uniforms does not make me horny. But

572
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: that is the magic I guess of Harry Potter. I

573
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: am sorry, I am adult, and I don't need to

574
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: read a glorified picture book about people that don't fuck

575
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: and do drugs talking about butter beer and I don't

576
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: think so, honey. J K. A Rowlling, we get it.

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00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: You lived in your car, but you know what's did Jewel?

578
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: And I would rather listen to Pisa then fucking a

579
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: story about a version that bumped his head and play

580
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: sports in the air and Broadway broad choose, I can

581
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: hard play like you're fucking angels in America and you

582
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: are not angels in America and j K rattling, you

583
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: are not Tony Kushner. Wow, Wow, I had Wow. That

584
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: was Lisa Climate and she didn't have me. He didn't

585
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Speaker 1: have me. And then she said Jewel and she had me.

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00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: You know what, it's actually rule of culture number fifteen,

587
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: So did Jeel. Thank you Lisa, and now welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Mike Casey Jewels. It's Casey. Everybody, please give it

589
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,919
Speaker 1: up for your fantastic hosts. Oh my god, you guys.

590
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: I love you. Um straight male appearance which I celebrate,

591
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: straight man a straight man some say, some say, and

592
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: did very well in the straight pageant which I just held.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Next one, Janu, please, I heard that announcement

594
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Speaker 1: right here and the amount of growth I saw in pageant.

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Speaker 1: He grew from when he started the pageant to when

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Speaker 1: he finished the pageant. He was still straight by the end,

597
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: but he was but he had grown, but he had

598
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: grown as a straight. It's a real spectrum. So absolutely,

599
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: it's a spectrum. And that's actually real culture number three,

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00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: it's a sectrum. Um, So casey um listen, Yeah, celebrated improviser.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we have, of course the option to do

602
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Speaker 1: the troll. I will say that no one's ever celebrated improv.

603
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: But we just said short form was important. We haven't

604
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Speaker 1: even gotten to long form. You're right, that was maybe

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Speaker 1: the first time ever that in short form Memba celib

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Speaker 1: I have prepared. I mean, is that okay? It it's

607
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: interesting that I'm following Lisa my my my actual wife,

608
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Speaker 1: Lucky man. Oh yes, I almost just said proposed to her.

609
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: They're married. But it's interesting that I'm following her because

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00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: she was so articulate and intelligent and well, let's see

611
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Speaker 1: what happens here. Here we go, this is Casey Joe's

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. As time starts now, ladies

613
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen of the jury, I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: Books I hate books. Books suck. Why are books so long.

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00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Make books shorter. Yes, infinite jest more like infinite, that's

616
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Speaker 1: how long it takes you to read it. Warren peace

617
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: more like Warren Peace out. I'm not reading you four

618
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: more like nine eighty four, which brings you to my point.

619
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Speaker 1: Books are boring. Every time I start to read a book,

620
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Speaker 1: I immediately want to do something else. I think to myself,

621
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Speaker 1: I'd rather be painting. Am I a painter? No? Do

622
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Speaker 1: I paint? Hell? No, that's how much I hate books.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather paint. Next, it takes so much work with

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Speaker 1: your hands. Self explanatory. Next, the good books don't have pictures,

625
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Speaker 1: and the bad ones too. That's ridiculous. Guns ahead. If

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Speaker 1: I have to pick a favorite book which is a

627
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Speaker 1: hilarious scenario, I pick Go Dog Go that describes the

628
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Speaker 1: actions and interactions of a group of highly motivated dogs

629
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Speaker 1: who operate cars and other conveyances in pursuit of work,

630
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Speaker 1: play and a final mysterious goal, a dog party. That's

631
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Speaker 1: a good book. And that's one minute. Wow. Wow. The

632
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Speaker 1: Kleineman Jos are not readers. No, and I famously only

633
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Speaker 1: ever read nine books in my owl. Yeah, besh, you

634
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,439
Speaker 1: in it now? It was a phone the whole. Their

635
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: kids are getting screen time, yes, which is huge for kids.

636
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: That was amazing. Everyone up. Give it up for Amanda Job.

637
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, darling, this is a thrill. Yes, move

638
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Speaker 1: it out of the way. I can't have it in

639
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: my way of my When an icon steps forth, appreciate culture.

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Speaker 1: That's a culture number nine. When an icon steps for

641
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Speaker 1: you appreciate. You know, if Leanne Rhymes were to walk

642
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: into the room right now, we would appreciate it, maybe

643
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: and rhyme, Yeah, Liann, just say I see her, I

644
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: see her, my girl after my most said night, Oh

645
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: my god, I mean and so listen, there's um you know, famously,

646
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: there's the trouble prepared. Yes, I have a pre prepared

647
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: because it's serious. So let's do this. Okay, here's Amanda's UM.

648
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now.

649
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The United States of America,

650
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: a country with a problematic start, built by immigrants and

651
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: founded on unalienable rights, which is now consumed by hatred

652
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: and exclusivity, not to mention supporting a nation that is

653
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: facilitating the greatest humanitarian crisis of all time. So I

654
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: don't think So, honey, I'd like to make a list

655
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: of the states that I believe can be doing a

656
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: better job. Okay, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Canada,

657
00:42:50,640 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 1: cat Delaware, Florida, Georgia. How I can just Kentucky, Louisa, Animated, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Massora, Mantanna, Nebraska,

658
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: New hampt New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina,

659
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: North Dakota, Hi, Oklahoma, Horgan, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,

660
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: South Dakota, Towna, sat Texas, Virjunior, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin,

661
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: hen Wi. Man, thank you very much, man, And let

662
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: me tell you something that was all the states. So

663
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: I think what she's saying is we all could do

664
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Speaker 1: a better job. That seemed to be the message. That

665
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: seemed to be the message. You've gotta think when you

666
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: come here, be prepared to think. Okay, So who's next year? Okay,

667
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: it's Becky bro Oh wow, what do we think? Are you? Well?

668
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna do Bull, then I was gonna do

669
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Speaker 1: pre Now I'm gonna do Bull. Just told to tell

670
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Speaker 1: us all this time at this show us Bull Okay,

671
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: here we go. This will be coming up soon, this event. Okay,

672
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: we'll have to tell you if I don't know what

673
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: it is, well, I think you know. I don't think so, honey.

674
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: Topic from the troll bull Becky Abrahams the golden globes shorts. Now,

675
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: I actually don't think so. Golden clothes. What do you

676
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: think you are? The oscars incorrect? Are you the I

677
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Speaker 1: don't know. Wait a minute, it's golden gulds part of

678
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Speaker 1: egot Remind me, remind me knowing that I don't think

679
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: so you better read think golden gloves. Then they get

680
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:10,959
Speaker 1: like good gut and it's not that. Yeah. I liked

681
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: it when two female comedians hosted it, and then some

682
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: reason I went away last time. I'm not sure why.

683
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: Maybe some rethinking is in order. Not sure, sweetheart, but

684
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: do think again? Did last name making your raised? Well?

685
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: The office in England was so amazing. That's why everyone

686
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: on bumble is talking about the British office site. That's

687
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: why five seconds five seconds, golden gloves were like golden boobs.

688
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, But that's what great golden

689
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: gloves are not and that is why I don't think

690
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: so golden gloves. Becky Abrams capping off the gore. Just

691
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: a light group, give it up for Griffin leads, Lisa Kleinman,

692
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: Casey jose A man of Jobby and bye bye back.

693
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: I love you. I missed them. I miss them too.

694
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: I wish that Casey didn't miss them. I miss you, guys.

695
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: That was so good. What I would say is, even

696
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: if I'm already married, if I'm ever on stage with

697
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: my husband, yes, I'm going to propose again. Yeah, and

698
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: it's going to be beautiful because I want them to

699
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: know I still care exactly. And also I want uproarious

700
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: applause yeah, from those around me, from those in front

701
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 1: of me, from those to the side of me, even

702
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: even even over there. I'm just saying, we're not opposed

703
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Speaker 1: to seeing a proposal tonight. All of a sudden, We're

704
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: like Chris whatever, who Chris Harris? And actually I don't

705
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Speaker 1: know if that's true. And actually, what I will say

706
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: as a guest host is I will guarantee that there

707
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: will be a proposal by the end of the night.

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00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: It will be a proposal, you know. Bow. With the

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Speaker 1: this is a perfect lead into this group, which is

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Speaker 1: called Drama Tonight. Please welcome, Julia Claire, please welcome, Michael,

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Speaker 1: please welcome, Margaret does please welcome, and and please welcome

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Speaker 1: Gena Bloom huge Hello everyone. Okay, so I guess the

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Speaker 1: very first to them like is MS Julia Claire. Everyone,

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Speaker 1: get that up. I said, this is the sweater of

761
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Speaker 1: my dreams. I do feel like tonight was the wrong

762
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: time to wear a turtleneck. Who I found out when

763
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Speaker 1: I got here, And everyone's like showing their tits and

764
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: I am just here not showing my neck. It's it's

765
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: actually rule of culture number eight. Not everyone can show

766
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: their tits we need. It's like a logistical nightmare. Yeah

767
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: for sure. Alright, so listen, I think it added a

768
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: new perspective to the night. Oh thank you. I'm I'm

769
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: pretty countercultural and we and we love that. And listen,

770
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: speaking of culture, yes, we actually happened to be here

771
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: doing I don't think so, honey. And so there's two

772
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: things that you could do given given your choice. It's

773
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: two things that you could do give in your choice.

774
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 1: I don't know wears that git on my heart. Okay,

775
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: so listen, we have the trouble, we also have a

776
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: beautiful brain. It will be pre selected. I love it.

777
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: This is Julia Claire's I don't think so, honey. It's

778
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: a pre selected topic kind of night and her time

779
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who can sing.

780
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: I know you've had eight years of lessons and win

781
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: to tish, but no one needs to hear your hauntingly

782
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: beautiful version of Madonna's like a prayer. You're ruining karaoke, Honey.

783
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: We can all hear you harmonizing during the Happy Birthday song.

784
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: You're committing war crimes. Honey. You have a beautiful natural

785
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: talent that I will possess, and frankly, I'm embarrassed for you, Honey, deconds. See. Also,

786
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so. White people who can dance, Honey,

787
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: you're throwing off the graining curve for the rest of us.

788
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: If you're a white person who can dance, that is

789
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: cultural raser of me, only Julia clear, everybody that needed

790
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: to be that needed to be said. Do you feel

791
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: you feel this way? He feels that certain type of way.

792
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: Al Right, everyone, please welcome Michael Deliah. I love a

793
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: sweatshirt over them the moment, the moment. What are we

794
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: calling it a flannel? What is it? I'm just saying,

795
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: I'm admiring the look. I love a sweatshirt over a button.

796
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: I just think a tasteful crew neck. I'm sorry, thank you,

797
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: thank you. We love everything about you. It's a short

798
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: sleeve shirt, is it? Yeah? Okay, your secret save with us.

799
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: That's a very phone on a clipboard thing to do. Listen,

800
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,240
Speaker 1: you shouldn't say that for a reveal at thirty seconds

801
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: like it was. You know it was a short sleeve. Um,

802
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: but listen, we can do pre selected or Michael, we

803
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: could do the troll ball. Uh let's do the bowl. Okay.

804
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: I love you doing the bowl? Alright, So here we go. Okay,

805
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: topical as well? You think, pat um, I think it's topical.

806
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: My barometer is topical. Okay, so Michael, you're I don't

807
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Troll ball. Topic is Christmas music and

808
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Okay, I don't think so honey,

809
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: Christmas music. What the hell? I'm actually I'm really fucking

810
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: pissed right now because I've heard a lot of Christmas

811
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: music already. And yeah, there are a couple of good ones,

812
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: but you know, it's not a one the Paul McCartney one,

813
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh Heart. Agree that one sucks. That one has so

814
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 1: much synth that in it he should change his name

815
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: to synth McCartney. Think so honey, um, there's so many

816
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 1: other songs. There's a song about rein deer. Oh yeah,

817
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: that's bad. There's too many rain deer. I don't think

818
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: so honey rain deer in songs. The one song and

819
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: then they're done. I don't think so honey, um. Christmas

820
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: music is um some of it and some of it

821
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: actually is really good though seconds. Some of it actually

822
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: is really good. It makes me feel good, especially like

823
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: when it's sad and it's snowing. It does make me

824
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: feel good. But also I don't think so honey to

825
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: it as well? Any you know, I love that to

826
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: give it up for Michael Delisle. You know I like

827
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: that Mariah carry tune. I did I like at tune.

828
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Speaker 1: I recently was in an uber with my entire immediate family.

829
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Speaker 1: Yes and um on the radio as an Adina Menzel

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Speaker 1: Michael Goo Boo bleat version of baby It's cold outside.

831
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Speaker 1: And I was like, is this helpful? Did we need it?

832
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: Because I didn't know they did it? And no one

833
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: of my family would answer me. Um, And that's you

834
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: asked the question out loud, is this helpful? I was like,

835
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know they made this? Did we need this?

836
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: And I know I answered, I just kept saying that, um,

837
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: and next to them, like everyone please well on the

838
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: phenomenal Margaret Dodge, I said in the email, kindly turn

839
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Speaker 1: a look and this is what we have. You are welcome,

840
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: Margaret Sunning. Unbelievable. So listen, Margaret, It's an honor and

841
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 1: a privilege to have you. What do we think about

842
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: the choice before you troll ball or pre prepared? I

843
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: have something to get off my chest, So I'm gonna preselect.

844
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna preselect Margaret with her I don't think so

845
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: honey and her time starts Bradley Cooper's Ripped Abs and

846
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Speaker 1: A star is boy think so A? You really want

847
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: me to take you seriously as a director, you had

848
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,959
Speaker 1: to show your body in the movie. Let me ask

849
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: you this was this your directorial debut or was this

850
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: an audition for the next Magic Mike? Uh? Yeah, so, um,

851
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: you could have made a brave choice. And I don't know,

852
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: not showing your body, but the actor Bradley Cooper just

853
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: had to get in a subliminal ad for cross fit. Listen,

854
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: those are not the the abs of a forties something

855
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: alcoholic entertainer. I should know because I have dated's been

856
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: a forty something alcoholic entertainer. One minute, Bradley, Bradley, what

857
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: happened Jackson Maine? More like Jackson Vain? That thinks? And

858
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: Margaretage agreed absolutely or maybe I don't know, eat a

859
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: couple of bags of chips. I thought his stomach was

860
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: an important part of the film. It was, It was

861
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: not the part I had notes about. And as someone

862
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: who is bravely in my cover, I will say there

863
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: are people who managed to like beyond math and also

864
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: have truly poorn caliber bodies. And I don't know how

865
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: they do it, but um, it is possible. And with that,

866
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Andrew Buffa takas the hat, the hat, the hat, you

867
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: can tell I have a mes body clearly, here we go.

868
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: So let me tell you, Andrew, Yes, there is a choice.

869
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: There's the trouball, and there's the pre pre selected. I

870
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: think it's my first time first time, or everyone on

871
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: stage tonight first time, or I'm gonna go pre select selected.

872
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: So Andrew your I don't think so, honey. Time it

873
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: will begin right now. I don't think so, honey. Social

874
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: media stories, Um, calm down, James Joyce. I don't need

875
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: to see what you ate for lunch today. I have

876
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: a dancer friend who will post fourteen stories of him

877
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: lip sinking to Ariana Grande. We get it. Queen you

878
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: have abs, we get it. Queen, you look good in

879
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: a job strap. Thank so, honey. Listen, Kurt Vonna Gut.

880
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't need you posting snaps of you on the

881
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: stage of SNL with Aquafina, Miss Bowen Yang. Listen. J

882
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: k Rowling. I don't need you posting snaps and stories

883
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: of you with a bad hair day Rogers. You're gay

884
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: and white. You're perfect. And that's one minute and your

885
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: Bama talk is everybody, and now to the mic. Please

886
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: get ready for China Bloom. Let's go. Whoa jacket Central?

887
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: I love thank you, thank you, my gosh. Okay, I'm

888
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: very excited. So what are we thinking here? I have

889
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: a lot of bitch about the bitch about it. I

890
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: am doing pre prepared, pre prepared, Gina bloom your I

891
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, time will begin now. I don't

892
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Big Little Lies season two. Let's just

893
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: say I'm a little bit skeptical. Okay, I'm a little

894
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: bit skeptical. It's like getting that second picture mimosas that

895
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: brunch sounds like a good idea, but the next thing,

896
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: you know, you and Kyle are enough fight, neither one

897
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: of you can understand, and the experience is fucking ruined.

898
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: From now on, I don't think so, honey. Have we

899
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: learned nothing from literally the second season of every Ryan

900
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 1: Murphy show? Have we not? By the way, watched postseason two.

901
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: Trans Representation is very important. I promise you'll be flaming

902
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: hot dogshit watch it anyway, because that's how it works out.

903
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: But back to the topic at hand, hbo, it's next

904
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: Sharper objects five seconds. Oh look, Amy Adam's sister is

905
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: fucking hitler this time. I don't think so, honey. Good night, Boom,

906
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: give it up for drama Tonight. Julia Claire, Michael Dulo, Margaretage,

907
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: Andrew Paper, Takas and Boom. Thank you. Oh wow, that

908
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: was an electric group. Oh I think we're okay. I

909
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: would actually have a water if you can kind of

910
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: get your hands on a diet coke. Thank you so much.

911
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: Just kind of work your imagine. It's a true alley

912
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: right there asking us if we need a drink, and

913
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: it was Casey Joson. I just want to say that

914
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: for the record, no one else here tonight has tried

915
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: to buy music. And it's that little ship that you

916
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: have no idea a little how much that meant to us.

917
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: It's that little ship. It's that little ship that can

918
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: change your whole fucking day. It's actually rule of culture

919
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: number it's that little ship that can change your whole

920
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: fucking day. Arounds. Okay, wow, this is crazy. Another insane segue.

921
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's so they're so hard to come by,

922
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: and it we've come by a couple of tonight and

923
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: they're like, it's almost as that there are natural resources

924
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: or something. Alright, So this because of the sharp popics

925
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: mentioned before, that's what makes us good. This next group

926
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: is called and starring Amy Adams as Amy so stupid. Okay, everyone,

927
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: welcome Megan Meadows, oh, Jenny, Rachel Winer, Welcome Hallie Kaiper,

928
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: Welcome Les Archery, and welcome to the stage. Rachel said,

929
01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: do we have everyone? Megan Meadows is not here? Cool? Well,

930
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: guess what she's here in spear. Maybe she's with Bowen somewhere.

931
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it's wow. Maybe maybe if Leon Rhymes were like

932
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: to come up, she's made of what? Yes? Are you

933
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 1: team Brandy or Lean? And only answer if you feel safe? Brandy? Cool? Cool.

934
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't until Celebrity Big Brother, but that's not what

935
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: we're here at Virgin And I have to say I'm

936
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: happy that Leon and Brandy aren't here because I am

937
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: not trying to see a fight. Al Right, can we

938
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,959
Speaker 1: get going? All right? This is supposed to be Megan,

939
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: but everyone, please welcome to the States. The Glory of

940
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: my Heart, Jenny Rachel Whider, Okay, the Glory of my heart, Evenny,

941
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: I don't know where I get off wearing fur and

942
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: a Calvin Klein jump suit. Okay, I I really, I

943
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 1: mean it's a it's not a jumpsuit, it's a it's

944
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: a it's one piece one. I love it though, and

945
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly where you get off. I don't think.

946
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't think the honey live I am. I'm I'm

947
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: giving you kim Kay vibe. You need that vibe at

948
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: every show, all right, listen. So we have the trouble,

949
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 1: and then we of course have pre selected. So what's up. Okay,

950
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: here's the dail of you guys, talk us through it.

951
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm doing trouble like a true psycho, like a true

952
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: psycho path. So here we go, Jenny, here we go. Okay,

953
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so, honey, trouball topic is going

954
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: to the movies. I don't. It's so, honey, going to

955
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: the movies. What do you think I want to get

956
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: off my fucking couch? Honey? I have Netflix, I have Hulu,

957
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: I have Amazon Prime, and baby, do you think I

958
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: want to go through the movie? Then pay fifteen fucking

959
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: dollars for a ticket, I'm sorry, eighteen dollars at some places,

960
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: and thirty motherfucking dollars at I picks. Okay, honey, eye picks.

961
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: You can lay down, you can have a waiter, but

962
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: it's thirty dollars. I'll say, on my couch. Thank you, honey. Okay,

963
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Going to the movies, Okay,

964
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: I want to watch TV. All right, TV isn't its prime.

965
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: We are in the Golden Age. I don't need to

966
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: go to the movies to have a good time. Also,

967
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: am I trying to get fingered in the back like

968
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: in high school? Maybe? Maybe I don't think so, honey,

969
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: to the movies alright, btch one minute, Thank you, Jenny

970
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: Rachel Honor. Wow, Wow, you owe me nine dollars? Were

971
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: always all the Favorite agreed to? Would inventymuch charge me.

972
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you haven't pay me back. I'm just

973
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: saying it's fucking crazy. He us me nineteen dollars when

974
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: we saw The Favorite square, what is this an adoption? Like?

975
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: It's like I better be getting fingered in the back

976
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: and we're past that. So I famously did not finger him.

977
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: We saw The Favorite. I left the movie theater bravely unfingered.

978
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: You also bravely used your phone on full brightness. Okay

979
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: several times. I'm so sorry to stop this, but I

980
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: I want to publicly say he in a packed packed

981
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: honey theater full brightness texting. Okay, and I think I

982
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: want to tell you firstly, I would never ever do

983
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: that to you, And I want to say secondly, I can't.

984
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: I can't figure out how to get my phone, not

985
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: on pop artness. And let me tell you something. If

986
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: we ever find the phone, and please everyone look under

987
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: your seats. It is not a safe stake. You need

988
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: to give it back to me. We gotta go. Everyone,

989
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: please welcome Helly Caper to them up. Yes, you are

990
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: you good? I didn't have a look, but I did

991
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: have loft. Anyway, this is a fool. Look what are

992
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 1: you talking about? You know? It's like you wear to

993
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: the office. You wear a dress your life and this

994
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: is the office. If this isn't a look, I'll eat

995
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: my hat. Oh my god, just shrieked something. You're a star,

996
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: says the audience. Everyone. Yes, Hallie, I feel better that

997
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,919
Speaker 1: I have notes. All right, okay, here we go. Listen.

998
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: I have a note, and it's we have to say,

999
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 1: are we picking out one of these notes? No? I

1000
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: have notes, and I have thought that I have pre prepared,

1001
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: pre prepared. I love that. And here's Hallie keeper's pre prepared.

1002
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. Adam

1003
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: McKay's upcoming Dick Cheney biopic Vice, starring Christian Bale. I

1004
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 1: don't need a dramatic reenactment of something that happen been

1005
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: nine years ago. Honey. We all lived through two terms

1006
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: of Dick Cheney. Okay. I don't need someone to uncover

1007
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 1: he's in citious genius. I was there, honey, uh were actually, Holly,

1008
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 1: But like, if you think about it, like it's only

1009
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:22,879
Speaker 1: by exploring histories villains as truly understand them. Yeah, sure things, sweetie.

1010
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: That's like when the Big short one for Best Screenplay

1011
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 1: and then the vps of all the banks went to prison. Okay,

1012
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, I don't think so. Panthering

1013
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: movies about recent history that make people think that they're

1014
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: actually doing something, Okay. And if you're going to pant or,

1015
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: you can go ahead and be a Condoleeza movie. Okay,

1016
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: that's Adam McKay. If we're like Adam, Okay, hollyber And

1017
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 1: I have to tell you what I saw a Vice,

1018
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 1: and it's it's good and advice is good, and also

1019
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 1: Conda Lisa is in it. But they don't make a

1020
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,560
Speaker 1: big deal about it. I'm like, you gotta make a

1021
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: big deal about Conda Lisa. What do you say that.

1022
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: I would say, rule of culture number five two. I agree,

1023
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 1: Rule coachure number one hundred seventy two. You gotta make

1024
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: a big deal about Conda Lisa. And this is for

1025
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 1: the straits and the audience. She might coach an NFL team,

1026
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: Wait a coach, Yeah, she might like coach like you

1027
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 1: might see her on the field like this, oh my god,

1028
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: but like a headset and then whisper something to the

1029
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:52,560
Speaker 1: other coach like this podcast or offgual media might just

1030
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: been a really good impression of a coach. I love

1031
01:09:54,479 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: that act out. I love that act out. The sound

1032
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 1: of tooth brush goes buzz buzz buzz. Khalee Matzi make

1033
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 1: them good. That is just a little song about brushing teeth.

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Speaker 1: What do you think of that? Bo I loved it.

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01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: And not only was it a song, it was a

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01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 1: Christmas carol for the holiday season. The thing was it

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01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: was wheels on the bus, right, But then I think,

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01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: because it's about a buzzy toothbrush, the buzziest gift to

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01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 1: this season, it is a holiday a carol. Oh, it's

1040
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: a holiday carol. All right, you know what I'm saying.

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01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: You know, wheels on the bus. It's reminiscent of many holidays. Absolutely,

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01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 1: And had someone told me that was um, you know,

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01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: ding dong in the bells in the halls or whatever,

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01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: it would have believed them. But it's as good as

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01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:43,719
Speaker 1: ding dong in the bells in the halls. Matt. Here's

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01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 1: the thing. There was a buzzy gift on everyone's list

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01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: this year. Of course, that's that's I guess the reason

1048
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: for all the buzz humor. Yes, it's something we'll use

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01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,639
Speaker 1: twice every day, and it was featured on Oprah's Oh List,

1050
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: and it's perfect for everyone with a mouth. Yeah, making

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01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: a list, brushing them twice? How about that? How about

1052
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,559
Speaker 1: you think about that? And you know, let's just let's

1053
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: just get to it. This gift that we're talking about

1054
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 1: is Quip, the electric toothbruast designed to make brushing beta

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01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: and Quip makes holiday travels clean and easy with a

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01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: multi use cover that mounts to mirrors and unmounts to

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01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,600
Speaker 1: slide over the bristles for on the go brushing. Then

1058
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: you know all about their sensitive sonic vibrations. Gentle enough

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01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 1: on your little sensitive gums, and there's a built in

1060
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: timer with guiding pulses to remind you went to switch sides.

1061
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: You know all about Equip at this point. If you're

1062
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 1: a last cultureman or even a podcast man in general,

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01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 1: you know all about Quip. Oh baby, we love Quip.

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01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 1: We've loved them for over a year now. Yeah. You

1065
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,600
Speaker 1: often will just start conversations not with hello, but with

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01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 1: I love quick. I'll say I love Quip. I love

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01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: that they're one of the first electric toothbrushes accepted by

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01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: the American Dental Association and have thousands of verified five

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01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: star reviews. I love that. And you know what, I

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01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 1: you know what actually is a controversial thing. What I

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01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: said to you, Merry Christmas, and you said, I love Quip.

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01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,240
Speaker 1: And you know what, they don't say Mary Christmas anymore

1073
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 1: in America. You're right, that's the war on Christmas is

1074
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,600
Speaker 1: We're losing it. But we love Quip so much and

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01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 1: they have over five thousand verified five star reviews. And

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01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 1: you know, Quip looks like a big ticket tech gift

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01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 1: with the stocking stuff for price starting at just twenty

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01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 1: five dollars. And if you go to get Quip dot

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01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: com forward slash ding dong. Right now you get your

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01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: first refill pack for free with a quip electric toothbrush.

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01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 1: But you don't have to tell your gift you that

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01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 1: don't tell that. We have a little mystery and that's

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01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: your first refil pack free at g E T q

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Speaker 1: U I P dot com slash ding dong d I

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Speaker 1: n G d O n G. You better get going

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01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: and dick your teeth and here we go and welcome.

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01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:53,560
Speaker 1: Let's accurate to the mare. And I see in the

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01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:56,559
Speaker 1: mirror when I look in it. Thank you. They want

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01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: to be ins, Oh great, I want you to be

1090
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: my pants. Oh okay, but we can work it out.

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01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 1: It's a one piece, thank you. These are men's shoes

1092
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 1: because I wear a size twelve and a half in women.

1093
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:16,759
Speaker 1: And I love you now, Liz. We have, of course,

1094
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 1: two options. We have the trouble. We do have pre prepared.

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01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: What's your deal? I'm going to be pre prepared. I

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01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 1: love it. Here comes Liz, Here comes her. I don't

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01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now in honor of

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01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse's ninetieth birthday this month, I don't think so, honey.

1099
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: Disney quest niche thing disney Quest. You billy yourself has

1100
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:44,320
Speaker 1: an adjacent VR experience to the Disney World parks in Orlando.

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01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: I don't bitch, you are a You promise that the

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01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 1: magic will continue once you leave the parks for the day.

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01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 1: You know what I have news for you, honey, The

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01:13:56,240 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: magic comes to a three ching fucking hall. Ok. Hey,

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01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: you you promised that you're gonna be this beautiful. You

1106
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 1: get to ride a Laddin's Magic carpet that was built, motherfucker,

1107
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:12,759
Speaker 1: and it's not been updated. You are a dilapidated arcade

1108
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 1: and town Disney. You're nothing more than a soda stained,

1109
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 1: over priced David Busters. Bitchy, Hey, Disney Quest, are you

1110
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,840
Speaker 1: a guy? I'm fucking because I'm tired of pretending to

1111
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: like video games to feel close to you. Y'ah. No, No,

1112
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: she's right. Disney Quest is not the fifth theme park.

1113
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: Bitch what it's torn down? Right? It's not? It is,

1114
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 1: it's not. They're good. Make room for the big gass

1115
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: chilies or something. I love Chili's. Wait, I love Chill

1116
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:13,719
Speaker 1: Culture number nine. I love Chili's. Okay, gird your loins, everybody,

1117
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: and welcome Rachel. Send hello, Rachel, My god, I'm so

1118
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 1: excited to be here. The material on my shirt is

1119
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: aggravating my backs it but other than that, I am

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01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 1: amazing o my god. And with that, what are we thinking? Prepared?

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01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 1: Pre prepared me, Rachel Simmons, pre prepared I don't think so, honey.

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01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 1: Topic begins now, I don't think so, honey. Girls who

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01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: post dead birds on Instagram? No way. Okay, you are

1124
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 1: compensating for not having a personality. First of all, I'm confused.

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01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 1: Do you like animals or not? I don't know. I

1126
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: don't know. Second of all, are you trying to prove

1127
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 1: to me that you're sad? Because if you were sad,

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01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 1: you wouldn't see the dead birds because your eyes would

1129
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: be filled with tears. Yes. Also, these girls, they're not

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01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 1: just person dead birds, okay, they're posting dead rats, other

1131
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 1: dead animals. Like you can't identify pictures of trash? What

1132
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,519
Speaker 1: is going on? These things I see on the street,

1133
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 1: I look away. I don't want to see them. Okay,

1134
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:28,360
Speaker 1: So why are you attacking me in another medium? I

1135
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: should feel safe on my phone. That is the only

1136
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: place I should feel safe. I don't a dead bird,

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01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 1: a dead rat, dead pizzash. Okay, I don't think. Don't

1138
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: any girls post dead birds on Instagram A great co

1139
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 1: sign grey. Oh my god, I would never look at

1140
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 1: a dead thing. I wouldn't look at I would never

1141
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: ever everyone given up for this group and starring Amy

1142
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,759
Speaker 1: Adams as Amy. We have Jenny Ritchel Winer like Gaber,

1143
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 1: Liz Archery and Rachel said it. Goodbye fabulous girls by guys.

1144
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 1: All right, now here's the thing, speaking of the film

1145
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 1: that we saw together as a platonic come this is

1146
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:21,880
Speaker 1: the other Segway. I'm gonna freak out. You're about to

1147
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: freak out because this next group is called the Favorites

1148
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:37,160
Speaker 1: with you. Please welcome Miles Robbins, Please welcome Shedswanathan, Please

1149
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:44,719
Speaker 1: welcome Ali Cobert, Please welcome Christina Hudginson, Please welcome Melinda

1150
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 1: tab And, please welcome Courtney Soliday. We are all here together.

1151
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: Now here we go, Miles Robbins to the mic, Please

1152
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: police hello. Why wasn't any circus in the EMERGI movie?

1153
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,600
Speaker 1: Wasn't the Way movie and circus? Why wasn't he in

1154
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: the Emogi movie? Why wasn't he? I don't know, what

1155
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,320
Speaker 1: is it my bit? I'm just asking. I mean, I

1156
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 1: guess he should be in any movie where they need

1157
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 1: someone to act out things that move around. He's very

1158
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: good at it. Yeah, wait, who I miss Andy Circus?

1159
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: Do you know Andy? Don't know that person. He's the

1160
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:24,560
Speaker 1: cartoon man. He's the cartoon man. So basically what he

1161
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,000
Speaker 1: does is he will act and then from his acting

1162
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: they create like King Kong. Oh. I don't like that

1163
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 1: as a job. He doesn't be a job. I think that.

1164
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: I think that the people should just draw what they

1165
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: want to draw. You don't like it when they put

1166
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 1: like dots on. So we tell Donna and then all

1167
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 1: of a sudden, there's avatar. I'm gonna make a bolt

1168
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:48,080
Speaker 1: choice that I don't like that. Okay, So I think

1169
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:50,599
Speaker 1: we haven't we haven't answer to your question, and that's

1170
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: lasts welcome alright, So listen, are we gonna do a

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01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 1: pre sleight the topic or do you have an idea

1172
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 1: about the show? I have notes, you know, and I

1173
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:04,639
Speaker 1: don't have any short term memory. Okay, perfectly, so you're

1174
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: going to read them. But I like that. There's a

1175
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 1: printer at my mother's house. Okay, brag where I live,

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01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:15,519
Speaker 1: brag brag again around so I have a pre select

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Speaker 1: pre selected This is Miles Robbins pre selected. I don't

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01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 1: think so, honey, And because time we'll begin now. I

1179
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Carbon footprint shame. Yeah, I don't

1180
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: like global warming, but there's no way that I am

1181
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,480
Speaker 1: accepting responsibility. Okay. I am one little worm with a television.

1182
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:37,320
Speaker 1: Best Buy has a hundred televisions and they're playing Sports

1183
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 1: Center all day every day. Okay. I will not feel

1184
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 1: bad about flying to California to visit my dad while

1185
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:48,559
Speaker 1: the NFL flies military jets over their stadiums. Just their

1186
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 1: fans can come for the national anthem. Yeah, okay. Brushing

1187
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:58,160
Speaker 1: my teeth in the shower to conserve water will not

1188
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 1: do much when there are golf courses and fucking Arizona.

1189
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 1: Riding my bike to save gas doesn't do ship. While

1190
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,720
Speaker 1: NASCAR exists, I don't think so honey. Nascar. We do

1191
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 1: not need NASCAR. Only people in Florida like NASCAR and

1192
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,599
Speaker 1: fuck Florida while I'm here. I don't think so, honey. Florida,

1193
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: if you want to come sucking elections, you can at

1194
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 1: least get erect. You have flaccid schmeg behavior of the state.

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01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: Florida's best asset is that it is a place where

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01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,759
Speaker 1: art Basel goes to score coke. I once tried googling

1197
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 1: best artists in Florida and auto corrected to arsonists. Okay,

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01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:36,040
Speaker 1: I guess the good news is that it will be

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01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,080
Speaker 1: underwater soon. Anyway, thank you very much. I don't think so, honey,

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01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 1: I don't think son. Wow, very good. It's actually a

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01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: rule of culture a number ninety. I once googled best

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01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:56,320
Speaker 1: artists in Florida and an auto corrected to arsenists. I

1203
01:20:56,520 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 1: really enjoy that. Alright, everyone welcome, jem want to them. Hello, Geraldine,

1204
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:09,759
Speaker 1: how are you doing? And how are you feeling about

1205
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 1: the trouble? Like everything going and everything on the proposal,

1206
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,360
Speaker 1: it's a prey for me. It selected and here she goes,

1207
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 1: here's Geraldine's I don't think so honey. Time now, I

1208
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:35,760
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Babies, UM, I'm sorry if there

1209
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,599
Speaker 1: are any like babies in the audience tonight. But um,

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01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,160
Speaker 1: every time I hang out with a baby, we have

1211
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:49,599
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about and it's super awkward. Um, it's

1212
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:57,720
Speaker 1: actually really bad, like like of babies don't work, umly

1213
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: don't have jobs, and like the one percent of models

1214
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:06,080
Speaker 1: and actors and like that's basic as fuck, Like get

1215
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 1: a real job, babies, um, and like don't talk to

1216
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: me unless your baby is mixed serious um. And I'm

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01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: not saying that because like I'm mixed serious. I was

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01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: actually like never a baby, um. And I think that's

1219
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:24,600
Speaker 1: why I can't relate Umi. The The only baby that

1220
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,559
Speaker 1: I am here for is gay icon baby Prince George.

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01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: I am anti baby red prow Prince George. I'm a royalist, Yes,

1222
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: Queen is a Royalist. Wow. I love that. I love

1223
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:47,080
Speaker 1: that baby George, and I also would love that he's

1224
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 1: a gay kind. And I also think that Generaldine kind

1225
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 1: of maybe offered some in's both for a new Lost

1226
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 1: Culture March, which would be it's a pre for me.

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01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 1: It's a pre for me. Thank you for that merch.

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01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:02,280
Speaker 1: I will make money off of that, all right, everyone, please,

1229
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: Well I'm a very excited time. Ali Colbert here tonight.

1230
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 1: What's up? Hi? Hi? Hi? How are you feeling? And

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01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 1: it's exciting to have an Alley on the stage, Ali,

1232
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,200
Speaker 1: because I love an Alley in film and I love

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01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: Ali on the stage, thank you so much. And I

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01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:21,519
Speaker 1: love an Alley on stage in the film. I love

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01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: that too. Yeah, and we are, Yes, exactly, that's what

1236
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:29,799
Speaker 1: we're going. Can I say similarly to help Bradley Cooper

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Speaker 1: shot the film, we're behind you and now we can

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Speaker 1: see the perspective of the audience, and that's why we're

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01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 1: both going to show ours to the entire far tonight. Perfect. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so listen, are we doing a pre selected topic or

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01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:46,800
Speaker 1: the trouble we're gonna do pre I love that it's

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Speaker 1: a free for me, Ali Colbert, here you go. Your

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01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:54,240
Speaker 1: time begins now. I don't think so, honey. People wanting

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01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:59,360
Speaker 1: to date people who have nice families like I'm going

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01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,280
Speaker 1: to do with my family. I don't want to deal

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01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,560
Speaker 1: with another family, you know what I mean? Like, the

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01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 1: best person to date is someone whose entire family has

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01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 1: died in a car crash. Listen to me, find yourself

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01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:19,880
Speaker 1: a sexy and capable orphan. They are single, they're available,

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01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,519
Speaker 1: they are free mother in law's. I don't think so, honey.

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01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:28,240
Speaker 1: I have a mother. I'm not looking for another one.

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01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend the holidays with someone else's family.

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01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to my boring ass uncle.

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01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:39,439
Speaker 1: Why would I want to talk to yours? Thanksgiving with

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01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: your family? When my mom is at home serving her

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01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,880
Speaker 1: stuffing and her mashed potatoes to the people who raised me.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, that's all I have. Honey,

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01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:59,760
Speaker 1: I agree. And I once met this really hot guy

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01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: who as an orphan and it was the hottest thing

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01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:05,320
Speaker 1: I ever heard in my life. It was like wrestling

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01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 1: around the foster care system as a youth. And now

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01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 1: he's like succeeding, I think, and at least being really hot. Yeah,

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01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 1: that's good. At least at least that al right, everyone,

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01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 1: I think about him all the time. I think about

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01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,879
Speaker 1: him all the time. Please welcome a true icon. Christina

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01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 1: Hogs into the bag. Hello, Hi, hi, oh man, oh,

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01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:32,960
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go fishing. Oh she's mad.

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01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: I think that's pre selected. I got a pre selected topic,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really going to try to get in every

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Speaker 1: word that I wrote. I am like excited. Here we go, Christina.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't think so many time starts now,

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01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Tampon commercials as someone who

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01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,160
Speaker 1: was actively bleeding right this very second, tampon commercials can

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01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,400
Speaker 1: suck my fucking clips. They're all like, what's the day

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01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 1: like on your period? And then they cut to a

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01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,120
Speaker 1: shot of a girl in a white bikini to the

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01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 1: limbo at a pool party, with a smile on her

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01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:04,880
Speaker 1: face as if she's smoking a blunt, riding a sippi,

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01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 1: and on the deck of her fucking summer home. Fuck you, honey,

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01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:11,280
Speaker 1: what's it like when I'm on my period? I'm gross,

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01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm angry, I'm bloating in the true irony of all

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01:26:13,439 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 1: this is. I'm the horny as I will ever be.

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01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh goddamn month, I am hornier than a fifteen year

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01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,360
Speaker 1: old straight boy sitting in between two pairs of titties

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01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:26,640
Speaker 1: of the Playboy fucking mansion. I'm not running through a

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01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:29,479
Speaker 1: park walking my ships in a white pair of jeans.

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01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: Every sneeze is a gamble. Every cough is a lightning

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01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 1: bolt of fear that I'm gonna go full and carry

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01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,000
Speaker 1: in my underwear. While I'm standing in line to the

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01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: grocery store, I'm starting a baby bump full of angry air.

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01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,920
Speaker 1: And I got Ben and Jerry's in one hand and

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01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,519
Speaker 1: a tatchy magic wand on the other hand, and I

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01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 1: want to punch everyone in a fucking face that they're

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01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 1: on their feet. They're on their feet. Christina Hutchinson. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I haven't earned noble. I haven't heard the term sibian,

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01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:07,080
Speaker 1: and along, I haven't heard the term cibian. Do more

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01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: with sibian. We need to do more recipiens. Everyone write

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01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,799
Speaker 1: that down, getting your little notebook? Cool? All right, everyone,

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Speaker 1: Melinda tab is coming to the bag. Hey, hey, hey,

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01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,920
Speaker 1: how are you feeling real good? Are we doing a

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01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,599
Speaker 1: pre sleight? The topic or the trowball? Which is here?

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01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do pre prepared? I love it. Here we go,

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01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:37,479
Speaker 1: pre prepared topic from Melinda and your time. We'll begin now.

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01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:43,599
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Airplane safety videos. First of all,

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01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,639
Speaker 1: how dare you suggest that if I'm in a fucking

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01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:53,880
Speaker 1: plane crash, I don't get to die. I don't want that.

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01:27:54,479 --> 01:27:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to survive that ship? Are you kidding me?

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01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:02,080
Speaker 1: Best case in are of surviving a plane crash is

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01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,879
Speaker 1: like slowly bleeding out while you get in my sharks,

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01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:11,160
Speaker 1: or like ending up on a confusing island seconds. I

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01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:15,479
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. And what if you're telling me

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01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:20,400
Speaker 1: that if the plane crashes, I have jobs? I don't

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01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey. My only job is to go to heaven,

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01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,920
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey. On paying celebrities to

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01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 1: be in your video. However, you fucking however much you

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01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:33,280
Speaker 1: fucking paid Jillian Andersen to be British for the day,

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01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,679
Speaker 1: you have to expend it on giving me a centimeter

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01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:37,879
Speaker 1: more of room because my knees are in my armpits.

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01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so. In the town, everybody very on point.

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01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,479
Speaker 1: I want to die if anything one thing goes wrong,

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01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:53,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather I let her our dream, my literal dream

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01:28:54,000 --> 01:29:00,040
Speaker 1: to Okay, okay, al right, here we go, everyone to

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01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:06,599
Speaker 1: close out Act one. Please welcome to Courtney Saliday. Hey,

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01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:12,880
Speaker 1: court Hey, Hey, it's so much is a good time? Yeah,

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01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,960
Speaker 1: we're having to alright, so listen to continue the good times.

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01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:23,320
Speaker 1: It's a trouble or for me, it's gonna be a

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01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: sorry five all right, So your time, Courtney will begin.

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01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:35,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my phone, just do something insane. Your

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01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 1: time begins right now. I don't think so, honey. Cab

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01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:47,080
Speaker 1: driver asking me for directions, yeah are you? First of all,

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01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of money. This is like

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01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:52,240
Speaker 1: a huge luxury for me. I was told to be relaxing.

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01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,559
Speaker 1: It's like a spy and now you're giving me something

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01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:59,599
Speaker 1: to do. I can't listen to music. I can't listen

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01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,880
Speaker 1: to a podcast because I can't play the directions out loud.

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01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear it. I have

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01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:07,559
Speaker 1: to like repeat them. Allowed to you do? I expect

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01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:12,920
Speaker 1: you to know every every stream the city. Yeah, things

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01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,840
Speaker 1: that goes on your air with the GPS, Like people

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01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:18,599
Speaker 1: complain that Hooper's killing your industry. It's like, step it up,

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01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:33,840
Speaker 1: so honey, so rude. Ten seconds okay. So also five

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01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:39,400
Speaker 1: emotional labor women. It's not fair. That's what I made.

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01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,679
Speaker 1: Give it up for the favorites we had, Miles Robbins,

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01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 1: Generaldine Roswanathan, Ali Colburn, Christina Hutchinson, Melina tap and Courtney Soliday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay? Can I ask you a question? Are

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01:30:55,760 --> 01:31:00,320
Speaker 1: we having a good time? I need you could have

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01:31:00,439 --> 01:31:02,720
Speaker 1: said no. If you could have said no, and the

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01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:10,000
Speaker 1: fact that you would that means everything to us. That

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01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:13,160
Speaker 1: could change change a whole day. And let me tell you,

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01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,320
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna go to the bar right now during

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01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,400
Speaker 1: our ten to twelve minute intermission. Jessica's back there. You're

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01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:21,240
Speaker 1: gonna tip haw and we're gonna come back here and

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01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna do what I don't think so, honey. We'll

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01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:26,240
Speaker 1: see you guy, and you're not leave and ness the

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01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,880
Speaker 1: marriage proposal that will happen on this stage tonight in

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01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:36,439
Speaker 1: our second half. We'll see then on the batchelor Forever.

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:48,200
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01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:52,320
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01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:56,320
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