Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show Steery Jones and Greg Tea.
Speaker 1: Do your voice cracked on that one. I'm just so excited,
Speaker 1: very excited, so full of energy. It's the happiest I've
Speaker 1: seen you in months. Episode eighty one, The world the
Speaker 1: way of the world is off, Greg Tee shoulders. You
Speaker 1: know what, that's maybe his great Tea didn't sit at
Speaker 1: his desk, open up his Microsoft word program or power
Speaker 1: point and put together like a seventeen point demonstration of
Speaker 1: in a five page outline of what we want to
Speaker 1: do on this there's one less tree that got killed today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want and welcome. Thank you for that. Also, Stretched
Speaker 1: Green Podcast, you feeling great? You did you find your
Speaker 1: inner z end? How do you feel this morning? I
Speaker 1: feel fresh air, I smell fresh air, I feel good,
Speaker 1: I feel healthy, I feel I stretched. I like this.
Speaker 1: What are you so excited about? Just I just don't
Speaker 1: have the responsibility or you know what? This here's the
Speaker 1: thing because a lot was said yesterday. Great, he's a
Speaker 1: micro manager, Greg t for as much as he wants
Speaker 1: to keep the pot you call it. There's a little
Speaker 1: bit of an O C D with me. Meg Managers
Speaker 1: got great. T is the kid who sits down taking
Speaker 1: a dump and he's staring at the wall and counting
Speaker 1: how many tiles there are? That's great, I've done that.
Speaker 1: How many tiles are there? There's a lot? Great. Great.
Speaker 1: He's the guy who walks down the street and he
Speaker 1: can't step on the cracks. He's got to walk over them.
Speaker 1: But they don't. With the baseball players when they have
Speaker 1: this weird thing that there's a hex gonna be put
Speaker 1: on them when you're leaving the field and they step
Speaker 1: on the white cross of the chalk line, you can't
Speaker 1: step on. You gotta jump over the pictures. It's what
Speaker 1: you need. You need people like me in the world.
Speaker 1: If you don't, if you have just everybody's just doing
Speaker 1: whatever they want to do, then anarchy and chaos and
Speaker 1: you can't have that. So after yesterday show, when I
Speaker 1: think of you, I don't think of anarchy or chaos.
Speaker 1: What do you think of you know, clean and scary knows.
Speaker 1: When we have an actual show, I can be caged
Speaker 1: and I can go along with the show perfect. But
Speaker 1: when there is no show and there is no kise,
Speaker 1: there's no show. You know, we've talked about it before.
Speaker 1: When when I feel when I feel that there is
Speaker 1: that there's nobody controlling me, that there's like really no boundaries.
Speaker 1: I'm going to abuse everything and I'm going to say
Speaker 1: what i want. I'm gonna do what i want. I'm
Speaker 1: going to just be completely chaotic, right, unleashed. Right, you
Speaker 1: love it, but it's eminem song, right, but you yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pissed about to kick off the part of great Reserve.
Speaker 1: Your show today is not my show today, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm going along with go along what a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, I don't even know why it's attached to
Speaker 1: what we're doing, but not because today you go with
Speaker 1: what's going on? Had to know that the song is
Speaker 1: called Reserve. This is called reserve again, not my show today,
Speaker 1: but anyway, you show because if we had a real juice,
Speaker 1: if we had like guidelines, great tea, you can follow
Speaker 1: those guidelines and I could be used at the rightful
Speaker 1: places before we could just put you in an actual cage,
Speaker 1: which I kind of vote for that one I that
Speaker 1: I like anyway, so before we started, just like yourself,
Speaker 1: come on, or you want us to participate in the
Speaker 1: in the joy of the sun that I can't promise
Speaker 1: you so anyway, but that's here you go. Yesterday's show,
Speaker 1: you guys felt it was a little bit a little
Speaker 1: bit of and that was because you guys were not
Speaker 1: abiding by the show. You guys weren't there. You haven't
Speaker 1: come to the table with anything. I've come to the
Speaker 1: table with more than you know. Okay, fine, that's true.
Speaker 1: You did books, books, right, he will never live like
Speaker 1: and and oh else. I want to just reveal to
Speaker 1: you guys. Next week we have Sammy Sweetheart coming in. Okay,
Speaker 1: remember Jersey Shore Jersey Shore. Not really. You didn't ask me,
Speaker 1: don't You didn't talk the ball freak about it. Did
Speaker 1: I have to get clearance from him? Well? I think
Speaker 1: I don't know. Again, not my show, but we did
Speaker 1: agree that we would all kind of be on the
Speaker 1: same page with that. Okay, well then I'm getting I'm
Speaker 1: hearing right now that on the twenty second on Tuesday, Uh,
Speaker 1: Sammy Sweetheart will be in. So there you go. You've
Speaker 1: been notified. How's that I can't look out I give
Speaker 1: I gave you like a six day heads up on that.
Speaker 1: So cool with that. I am now going to back
Speaker 1: up and I'm gonna relax and I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: chime in when I'm supposed to chime in, And now
Speaker 1: you leave before Ronnie, you had questions for Scary. I
Speaker 1: just want what's what's on tap on the Big Scary
Speaker 1: Jones offair show today. Okay, so we're gonna be hearing
Speaker 1: from our off fairhead Melissa. Melissa has a comment about
Speaker 1: how she feels women should be dating and she feels
Speaker 1: that it's okay, and she actually encourages women to sleep
Speaker 1: with guys on the first date because she thinks that
Speaker 1: it could turn into something. I don't know about you, guys,
Speaker 1: but what percent of your dates that you slept with
Speaker 1: that woman on the first date did actually turn into
Speaker 1: a real relationship. So we'll explore that. I want you.
Speaker 1: I thought you were putting me on the spot. I
Speaker 1: was thinking, it's a long list, it's a little tease,
Speaker 1: it's a little tickle that in the background, Hello, not
Speaker 1: my show. I would have already introduced talent not my show,
Speaker 1: like nice observation, dick, but my show? Can that be
Speaker 1: our hashtag for today? Hashtag not my show, my show?
Speaker 1: My hashtag not my show? Well, no, I will bring
Speaker 1: it in because here's the thing though I'd like to
Speaker 1: stick my toe into the water a little bit, I
Speaker 1: don't like to just dive in. The funny thing is
Speaker 1: is that that's wall freaking I know that that's not
Speaker 1: the truth. Don't know where near the water? You don't
Speaker 1: know anywhere near we're talking about in real life. You go,
Speaker 1: nowhere's near the water your speech. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to swim. I'm from Brooklyn. Remember, we are from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: So we used to open up fire hydrants with using wrenches.
Speaker 1: For introducer Inca. So it's not my guest, it's not
Speaker 1: my show. It's it's all of our guests. We want
Speaker 1: to welcome Colin from mac Welby the studio. Thank you, Colin.
Speaker 1: You're the man. You get right up and put your
Speaker 1: lips on the mic. You don't I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go yet. I'm gonna get a paper and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start jotting down some notes. That's great I would
Speaker 1: have done had this been my show. Okay, at the
Speaker 1: end of that, I'll let you know how I would
Speaker 1: have improved. You don't have to do that because because
Speaker 1: we're not the way the sound sounds like a great
Speaker 1: relationship you guys have. It's pretty awful though, I think, Colin,
Speaker 1: what are you observing? You only need one piece of paper.
Speaker 1: If I ever did something like that to my wife,
Speaker 1: she she would murder you. Right, So okay, like you
Speaker 1: cook dinner and then I'm going to write down notes
Speaker 1: everything you're doing wrong and then let you know how
Speaker 1: I would have done it if I ever did that
Speaker 1: to her. For like, yeah, there is yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a second. This is not your show. That's all. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You know what. Number one yourself, Cage yourself. Cage cage
Speaker 1: yourself before you wreck yourself. Write that note on page
Speaker 1: myself before the people that are listening. I do have
Speaker 1: a game plan. I have stuff that I want to
Speaker 1: talk about. In fact, Chris Peterson is here because I
Speaker 1: asked him to be here. He's gonna come in here
Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes. I want to talk about
Speaker 1: people who live and work different cities. This guy is
Speaker 1: Bicoastal Way, doll. You hear his story. He's gonna come in.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think I want to get down to
Speaker 1: business with that because he's coming right in the studio
Speaker 1: right now. Gregg Tea has Greg had this moment where
Speaker 1: he just great team has no control. Hey, can we
Speaker 1: call Chris Peterson CP? But again, not my show, not
Speaker 1: your show. But but I think the audience would catch
Speaker 1: on and even know who he was having him. He
Speaker 1: called him c P once again doing great accasion. Have
Speaker 1: a CCP. This is Colin from mac Weldon. Hey, these
Speaker 1: guys like, okay, man, you see gret T. This is
Speaker 1: not Greg t show today, this is my show. I'm
Speaker 1: running the show. But already greats brought it off track
Speaker 1: about five times because because I'm in the middle of
Speaker 1: a sentence and he screams at your name because he
Speaker 1: sees you outside. But I think I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: introduce you, c P. Well why don't we have did
Speaker 1: you happen to here yesterday? Show? Oh so the reason
Speaker 1: why it's not my show is what happened yesterday, And
Speaker 1: that's why it's not my show. Hey, Walford, you missed it.
Speaker 1: From now one we can refer to Chris Peterson as
Speaker 1: star wars. Sure, So, first of all, c P. CP
Speaker 1: is awesome. C P. I don't know how you do it. Man.
Speaker 1: How are you alive right now? How am I alive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because because I just said I set up the fact
Speaker 1: that you are a man who lives and works in
Speaker 1: different cities, and by that you mean, oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: I live in San Francisco and my job is in
Speaker 1: New York. Um, it's it's hard. How's that commute? How
Speaker 1: do you do that? Man? So this week I took
Speaker 1: red Eye out Monday nights, came straight to the office
Speaker 1: on Tuesday, had to do a recording um with another podcast,
Speaker 1: and then I will leave Thursday evening, get back probably
Speaker 1: around ten eleven PM, spend the weekend, and I'm back
Speaker 1: out Sunday red Eye. So just so you know, CP
Speaker 1: is now part of our company. He just joined Heart
Speaker 1: and he's he's in charge of testing. This guy is
Speaker 1: in charge of podcasting for our company. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to bring him in because you gotta get in. You
Speaker 1: gotta get in with the new guy. You see. That's
Speaker 1: also part of the big plan if we want to
Speaker 1: really go hashtight that we were already in with this guy.
Speaker 1: If you want to go hashtag works too for yeah,
Speaker 1: then you've got you've got to actually just build those
Speaker 1: relationships and build those networks. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: what is doing from going from worst to first and
Speaker 1: how he's making that happen, but I'm doing it from
Speaker 1: a more strategic networking plan if I may be noticed. Um,
Speaker 1: I actually I came up with the whole hashtag works
Speaker 1: the first show not much but great. This comes up
Speaker 1: with these these random like phrases but doesn't do anything
Speaker 1: to back you know what he does. He promises listeners
Speaker 1: t shirts and then doesn't deliver the shirts. Um again,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be noticed If I can't that
Speaker 1: one can't. I like to promise something that, like the
Speaker 1: show is doing something, but like you know, my team
Speaker 1: just can't delive. But he's full of epty promises. I've tried.
Speaker 1: I've tried, He's full of empty promises. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been here long enough to know what's going on here.
Speaker 1: So you see, we gotta clean this podcast. Can we
Speaker 1: make that happen? This is smart, this is scary. Is
Speaker 1: the first person to let me come on their podcast
Speaker 1: and the company and since I run the podcast and
Speaker 1: this is this is good? You're right right? Okay, you
Speaker 1: don't know about calling me, but I don't have so
Speaker 1: how did I would just want to get into this
Speaker 1: for a second here, what is it like commuting? I mean,
Speaker 1: you do three days a week in New York and
Speaker 1: then you're back in San Francisco for your family. You
Speaker 1: have a wife and a kid. Yeah, wife and a
Speaker 1: six month old. Um, yeah, thank you. So it's it's rough.
Speaker 1: Um you know, luckily the flights haven't been too bad
Speaker 1: so far and no major delays. But um, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just what it is, and it's a job
Speaker 1: I wanted, and I just I have to do it,
Speaker 1: and it's worth it to get home on the weekends
Speaker 1: and and rest and be with the family. Well, congratulations
Speaker 1: on being the president of podcasting for than this amazing.
Speaker 1: I do have one question. What do you do on
Speaker 1: your flights? Are you watching movies, listening to podcasts, watching
Speaker 1: TV shows? Are you actually working? Usually drinking so the
Speaker 1: red eyes I do, wying to sleep the whole time, um,
Speaker 1: you know, tomorrow afternoon usually I'll be catching up on
Speaker 1: email most of the flight back and try and make
Speaker 1: it like an extension of work. Do you FaceTime with
Speaker 1: your wife and your kid likes here, not on the
Speaker 1: flights or anything while I'm here. We try to, but
Speaker 1: there's a three hour time difference. So like when my
Speaker 1: wife gets home from where um, you know, it's the
Speaker 1: baby is like going to bed at that point. So
Speaker 1: it's been really difficult to even like keep communication going up.
Speaker 1: Texting is really the best way we communicate during the week. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Joined the show. He's being caged. He's locked
Speaker 1: in a cage. He says he can be caged just today,
Speaker 1: just that. I have a question for you now that
Speaker 1: you have a kid. Haven't you seen the fall off
Speaker 1: of the sexual There's nothing right in the bedroom. It's
Speaker 1: like cold, right, I'm gonna have two daughters and I'm
Speaker 1: just coming clean. I'm just like calling your kids too.
Speaker 1: I got two kids, okay, so we can. I mean,
Speaker 1: so I'm just curious as to where you are and
Speaker 1: skill one ten. Where like before the kids, sex was
Speaker 1: at a ten. Are you where you now? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean you just have to be a little bit more
Speaker 1: creative now because there's a baby that's gonna wake up
Speaker 1: any second right away. No, no, no, no, kids out.
Speaker 1: We moved the kid out pretty quickly, which was a
Speaker 1: big help. I mean, if you dare say that you're
Speaker 1: over like a six, you're so lying, So why don't
Speaker 1: you hold I Actually I have a terrible story and
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be calling out of celebrity on this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should. If you want to,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be heard by a hundred no no.
Speaker 1: So a while ago, my wife and I we, uh,
Speaker 1: we went on the Steve Harvey Show. You really need
Speaker 1: to talk about this exact thing. But we didn't know
Speaker 1: we were going to talk about it until we got there.
Speaker 1: You were on the Steve Harvey Show. Yeah it was
Speaker 1: all right, So here the stories, so yeah, exactly here.
Speaker 1: Let me let me be great tea, Hey, Bree, give
Speaker 1: me some music for Steve Harvey Show. How funny seven
Speaker 1: just writing? Alright? So we uh, I saw this pitch
Speaker 1: from like NBC saying hey, we need a couple that
Speaker 1: has a kid that does something bizarre with hobbies, and
Speaker 1: so as a joke goes like, yeah, I spent more
Speaker 1: money on comic books and toys than I do my
Speaker 1: wife and kids, and like complete joke. Steve Harvey producer
Speaker 1: calling me, was like, hey, this is great, this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Let's sky up and talk about it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, let's do it, and they go all right, hey,
Speaker 1: we'd like to fly you out cover all of expenses,
Speaker 1: come to Chicago, go if you could come on the show.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, it sounds good. We
Speaker 1: we get there and then we get to the studio
Speaker 1: and then they go, Okay, we're gonna change the show up. Actually,
Speaker 1: so it's not about your hobbies. It is now about
Speaker 1: weird things in the bedrooms. Here's the script we want
Speaker 1: you guys to read. Probably I'm just like completely taking
Speaker 1: the they were They're fake, they're frauds, they're just crap.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean it trying to do more creative.
Speaker 1: Tell they're trying to be more creative. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that we should do that idea.
Speaker 1: Are you a big Sea Harvey? I watch him? Yes
Speaker 1: I do. Though I would say a lot of it
Speaker 1: is true. But basically they asked. It was kind of
Speaker 1: just like, hey, talk about what it's like having sex
Speaker 1: with a kid in the bedroom or like you know,
Speaker 1: and we're just like, excuse me. So they blindsided you.
Speaker 1: They waited to fly you out there. Basically yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, and uh we just kind of, um, I
Speaker 1: guess you could say improvd it is this episode available online? God,
Speaker 1: it was years ago. If I made jointing the podcast
Speaker 1: come out of money. I think this would be the
Speaker 1: proper time to say to our off air show audience.
Speaker 1: If you too have been a part of a talk
Speaker 1: show where you're a either blind blind side or you
Speaker 1: were on a talk show, you might want to drop
Speaker 1: us an email I do fair Show com and we
Speaker 1: want to us and then will soundly ignore it. Well,
Speaker 1: or you could tell your show but again not my show.
Speaker 1: So if it was my show, I would have said
Speaker 1: that's a good idea and write that down. I did
Speaker 1: that to Seeve Harvey. People want to come after me?
Speaker 1: My name is Brian Feason. Another question who Brian Feason
Speaker 1: and the Steve Harvey wants to come after me? Number nine?
Speaker 1: What alias do you live under? Reach out of fair Show?
Speaker 1: But you come up a lot of ideas today, then
Speaker 1: not my show. Sounds like you have You would argue
Speaker 1: that because of your lack of participation, Yes, you were
Speaker 1: actually like acting as a producer and learning more so,
Speaker 1: maybe this is beneficial, like that that nerd in the
Speaker 1: movies where like you didn't get picked on Dodgeball team
Speaker 1: and like you come up with a plan to take
Speaker 1: over the world, and then you get older, you find
Speaker 1: the captain that didn't pick you, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: now it's Dodgeball but with metal balls of his favorite cartoons,
Speaker 1: number ten and number eleven? Are you a fan or
Speaker 1: not a fan of Dodgeball? And do you have a
Speaker 1: plan to take over the world? This is were like
Speaker 1: a whole month worth of the podcast for this one day.
Speaker 1: I wanted to I want you to offer some advice
Speaker 1: to to CP over here. Chris's Chris, So could you
Speaker 1: offer some advice to him as a new dad? And
Speaker 1: what's it like? I mean, you have you have a
Speaker 1: wife and two kids for a while. Now how's how's
Speaker 1: it going to be going for him pretty soon? You
Speaker 1: know what? Uh? Unsolicited advice, but solicited advice. Uh. I
Speaker 1: always say, make the kids a part of your life.
Speaker 1: Don't make in this iner of your universe. That's my opinion.
Speaker 1: Like when my daughter was crap, I think like a
Speaker 1: month old. That took her to a three day music festival.
Speaker 1: Immediately got her like the gunproof headphones. You know, she
Speaker 1: saw Dinostair Junior guns and Roses conye us one to
Speaker 1: all that stuff. And you know she's very acclimated in
Speaker 1: the sense of we could take a restaurant to not
Speaker 1: be worried and things like that. And I feel like
Speaker 1: if you truly let your child's naps be the master
Speaker 1: of your universe, you guys will lose all your friends,
Speaker 1: you'll lose your social life, and you won't have you
Speaker 1: won't have fun. And so don't you know, like now,
Speaker 1: like I could take both my kids out anywhere, and
Speaker 1: like they can fall asleep in the movie theaters and
Speaker 1: because on your schedule, I love that. So keep them
Speaker 1: up when they're tired, is what say? Part of your life?
Speaker 1: Take them on red eyes, come back to New York.
Speaker 1: And I've taken my daughter on twenty seven flights now
Speaker 1: and she could sleep like a bird on all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just making it a part of your life, just
Speaker 1: speak and it's not selfish because in the end, like
Speaker 1: the you spend such great quality time with your kids
Speaker 1: and you do hobbies if they enjoy. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's happier, happy life, happy life. Definitely.
Speaker 1: We've we've taken our baby multiple times the Napa Valley
Speaker 1: for wine tastings. She loves it, she drinks, she likes
Speaker 1: the house white. Okay, she shot a Nathan. Is that
Speaker 1: you guys live in the city properly, are you like
Speaker 1: in Emeryville or something. We're out on that creek? Oh nice,
Speaker 1: I was born in a John Your hospital. That was
Speaker 1: my daughter. Write it down. I didn't put it any
Speaker 1: Twilight Zone music there. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a small world.
Speaker 1: How small the world is it? And give us your
Speaker 1: experience on how you realize that's such a small world.
Speaker 1: I like that. That would be usually playing the song.
Speaker 1: It's kind of grew up in San Diego. Lives right outside.
Speaker 1: Who brought flowers? When you guys brought flowers to this guy?
Speaker 1: They just they just go to their conversation. That's fine though,
Speaker 1: So you don't great tea? Yes when when you when
Speaker 1: Scary wants music, should he yell out to himself that
Speaker 1: he wants music? So you can't do it? Like, how
Speaker 1: is this gonna work? I have I'm just about to
Speaker 1: note that that Scary has lost a little bit of
Speaker 1: control of the podcast. I'm having a great time. She could.
Speaker 1: I'm now one of the listeners, and I'm like the
Speaker 1: listeners who are enjoying this stage for me and three
Speaker 1: po to have a conversation. I do believe that the
Speaker 1: audience is going to also sense that there's a lack
Speaker 1: of some music, some some some sound effects. You know,
Speaker 1: when there's let me tell you something, when there's excellent
Speaker 1: content here, you don't need the music. Innable king and
Speaker 1: context is God like that. I'm gonna go with that.
Speaker 1: So s all right? So why okay, we gotta talk
Speaker 1: about what Colin is here today? From mac Weldon. Mac
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Speaker 1: pointing out about eighteen minutes in, Scary finally recognizes Colin
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Speaker 1: making sure that all the bullet points are hit like
Speaker 1: I will give him that. I think that that is
Speaker 1: really where he shines for the money, not for us
Speaker 1: the podcast as Colin when he gives a sh about right,
Speaker 1: Colin wants to content out there. I think every client
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Speaker 1: since we need right no, no, no, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make three three vo is here we go. Ye he's
Speaker 1: my favorite. Look, I have an R two D two
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Speaker 1: mean it as the highest compliment. Yeah, okay. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. So because of all the we heard from
Speaker 1: some of the off air listeners that that they did
Speaker 1: not want to hear some music because we do this
Speaker 1: music interlude where all we do is like we play
Speaker 1: a song and we go away for a while. Um Me,
Speaker 1: being in charge of the show today, I decided there's
Speaker 1: not gonna be a song, So you can write that
Speaker 1: down on your list, right, Gary didn't play a song
Speaker 1: because we don't get a song because content is king
Speaker 1: right right. I don't know. I guess we're gonna find
Speaker 1: that we are going to play a song. But I
Speaker 1: feel like, right now and a song he's playing the
Speaker 1: DMX song gonna lose my mind. I would have listened.
Speaker 1: For me, I would have felt that there is a
Speaker 1: time and the reason why we actually play a song
Speaker 1: is because instead of just like you know, throwing a
Speaker 1: bunch of information at the audience and just rambling and
Speaker 1: rambling I have I I thought the scars that would
Speaker 1: be kind of cool to a you know, breaking up
Speaker 1: a little bit, just give ourselves like a minute to
Speaker 1: just take a step back, regroup, and then it gives
Speaker 1: people a chance to hit the skip button. Okay, I
Speaker 1: thought we did it, so we can give you your
Speaker 1: injection in between the song and the content. Right, so
Speaker 1: you need an injection on CP three po is here
Speaker 1: is very very mildred by the dropping of a song
Speaker 1: into a podcast. Yeah, a podcast, So let's forget about
Speaker 1: like legal implications for a second. I think at this
Speaker 1: to get more gregg T right, Well, they don't want
Speaker 1: to do it depends, Yeah, I totally agree with exactly.
Speaker 1: But yes, cousin, people aren't tuning into the show to
Speaker 1: listen to you know, I think people turning into coin
Speaker 1: to Greg T. They want to hear to Cold War
Speaker 1: kids in between us. No, they can go listen to
Speaker 1: Cold War Kids on my heart alone. They don't need
Speaker 1: to tune into a podcast. True, but there are a
Speaker 1: lot of all fair heads that feel that like the
Speaker 1: music kind of like hell shape the exact show of
Speaker 1: like what the show really is. It helps define but
Speaker 1: we don't need a minute and a half of it.
Speaker 1: Take maybe one minute that brick you go back into
Speaker 1: your cage because the president of podcast I'm spoken, I'm
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Speaker 1: waiting for rights. I am not afoided that. I would
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Speaker 1: Soon said more tea, less music. No, I say okay.
Speaker 1: Elvis says that, but I don't know. He doesn't do right.
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Speaker 1: people want more if you give us. Rady is a
Speaker 1: tough thing to let me two years Hey, we got
Speaker 1: re emails. We put this question out to the listeners
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Speaker 1: Love it. Yeah. So I have a couple of things
Speaker 1: else to get to here. First of all, we're gonna
Speaker 1: hear off their head and listen just a minute. But
Speaker 1: first before that, I have three witnesses in the room,
Speaker 1: three witnesses, Greg t Y what I do? Now? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? You know? I don't know? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: now gonna hold this to you right now. What do
Speaker 1: you know? I forgot Greg great de has owed me
Speaker 1: two ship's August. Okay, reminded weekly the pot brownies. I
Speaker 1: have to embarrass him. I feel like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: I have to resort to that to get the money
Speaker 1: out of him. I'm not an extortionist. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: Why are you just venom or something? Right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: right now? You can send money on Facebook if you're
Speaker 1: on Facebook all the time. President of Money, Thank you, Colin,
Speaker 1: thank you the PayPal something give me? What do you
Speaker 1: have like for your wife? What do you because because
Speaker 1: she's the bank's in charge of the money, do you
Speaker 1: know deal or no deal? The show, she's she's the banker.
Speaker 1: She's like the guy behind the scenes where you know
Speaker 1: how he calls. She's the guy like like the silhouette
Speaker 1: got you gotta get approval, you gotta get a snamp. No.
Speaker 1: The thing is I needed so I needed to bring
Speaker 1: this out on the podcast because it's been bothering me
Speaker 1: for so long. But how do you tell a close
Speaker 1: friend that they owe you money? You say, hey, you
Speaker 1: owe me three now right interest you do that? But
Speaker 1: I will say one thing your wife is actually cool
Speaker 1: with this, like you. But so he's owed me for
Speaker 1: so long and he says, I'm gonna pay you tomorrow,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I was gonna say, I'm gonna squeeze
Speaker 1: it out of him with you guys here and embarrass
Speaker 1: it out of him. Still he still doesn't happen. Still
Speaker 1: don't have the money. I'm gonn Good morning, Trish. Hi,
Speaker 1: Oh Trish love baby. What are you doing? Um? What
Speaker 1: are you guys doing? Oh, we're just hanging around having
Speaker 1: a podcast on the fair Show right now, you're live
Speaker 1: on the fair Show when we have a bunch of
Speaker 1: people listening to ask some questions for you about what
Speaker 1: they call. Yeah. So anyway, Trish, Uh, you know how
Speaker 1: great was it that we had that wonderful party at
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Cyclones ball Field. I believe it was like
Speaker 1: you know, your family and my family. We all got
Speaker 1: together in that suite. We all had a great time.
Speaker 1: Everybody was drinking and eating and whooping it up. Remember
Speaker 1: that it was fun. It was great. Remember what did
Speaker 1: your husband say that night when it came to the bill. Oh,
Speaker 1: he would tell you no I I he said, you're scary.
Speaker 1: Lay out your credit card and I'll give you the
Speaker 1: money you would give you. We'll put it down the
Speaker 1: middle to and I'll give you the money on Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's that looking? Did he tell you which Monday? You
Speaker 1: know what? But I told you yesterday I said, we
Speaker 1: gotta pay scary. Did I not go? Why? That's my
Speaker 1: responsibility because you said, yeah, no problem, let's pay him
Speaker 1: and then you're supposed to give me. Then you what
Speaker 1: does this have to do with Trish anyway? Because she
Speaker 1: has to give me the money to give to you. Wait, Tish,
Speaker 1: are you not the CEO of our household? Wait a second,
Speaker 1: I am ceo. But I don't understand why you can't
Speaker 1: go to the A t N the same way I can.
Speaker 1: Because I get up at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: You come to work. I'm not going to a bag
Speaker 1: at three am. Here's the newsplash. A t M s
Speaker 1: are open all the time. I understand that, But it's
Speaker 1: your responsibility to hand me the cash. So I think
Speaker 1: you have a better chance of never having to wait
Speaker 1: at an A t M at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: At noontime, but you were informed. I told you. I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I need the money I gotta pay to
Speaker 1: do with Trish at the end of the time. But okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. So the next time you want to go
Speaker 1: buy yourself something, before you go do that, I think
Speaker 1: you should check with me if I can get the
Speaker 1: money out of the A t M for you so
Speaker 1: you can go get it. But I can't give him
Speaker 1: my my A t M card. He doesn't have like
Speaker 1: a little skin. That's what I can't do it right.
Speaker 1: But there's some saying maybe we should be on like
Speaker 1: what's it called pay something, Hey, pay something dot com.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should be on PayPal, get our Netscape navigator.
Speaker 1: What will you breaking up? What? What? What? Tomorrow at work,
Speaker 1: will bring you an envelope with your two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars steals. Inside the envelope. First of all, we'll
Speaker 1: read scary from wife you received this money since you
Speaker 1: are since Greg is incapable handling the thing. First of all,
Speaker 1: you're on the air, you call me Greg. That's what
Speaker 1: we do at home, Okay, cut it out, sec Secondly,
Speaker 1: you don't need to go take care of this with him.
Speaker 1: You are the You're the CEO of the freaking household.
Speaker 1: I love how you blame it on her and then
Speaker 1: your responsibile. You're saying you for money every time that
Speaker 1: you make money, and then it goes and it goes
Speaker 1: to her. And here's the news plays. Here's the newsplayer.
Speaker 1: I don't work, but I'm gonna go hand. Here's money
Speaker 1: to go. She takes care of that. Stop that's right. Listen.
Speaker 1: Behind every successful man is a very strong woman. Trish
Speaker 1: is my strong woman. Stop call me Greg successful? Stop it?
Speaker 1: What okay? Today? When you come home, I'd like you
Speaker 1: to hand over your ATM card and then I will
Speaker 1: hand you an allowance and they'll make it work. Allowance.
Speaker 1: You gotta stand for this girl to get out. Allowances,
Speaker 1: get out, Trish. I have a question for you, now,
Speaker 1: can she hear me? Tri Colin from Weldon not here
Speaker 1: for you? Yes, Colin from Mack Weldon. Be nice to
Speaker 1: be nice, to be as honest as you can. Don't
Speaker 1: don't you know it? To be nice to me or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry before this conversation goes on any further. My
Speaker 1: allowed to call you calling? Or do you go buy
Speaker 1: something else on me? Off at Master destroyers nickname These
Speaker 1: are two D two. Yeah, you can call me call
Speaker 1: you can call me call it out of curiosity. What
Speaker 1: do you think of Gregg's underwear as of lately? Colin?
Speaker 1: You clearly do not know me very well. No, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the first time i've every
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. In order for me to look at
Speaker 1: Greg's underwear, I'd have to look at him right right. Watch.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you though, When I do watch them,
Speaker 1: they cut out beautifully right. So she he's the underwear,
Speaker 1: just not the man in them, right, Yeah? And I can't.
Speaker 1: I'll be on at night because I don't I sleep
Speaker 1: naked at night. He's naked? Not correct? He's not correct?
Speaker 1: Colin and I are talking? Coline? Is that not correct?
Speaker 1: Why not sleep? Pagan? I don't verify. I don't try listen.
Speaker 1: We want to thank you so much for calling in
Speaker 1: and are well bothering you at home, But I will
Speaker 1: be expecting the envelope tomorrow. It's been all about three months.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I can't believe I had to embarrass
Speaker 1: him on the off air show. Can you get the
Speaker 1: money out? Can you please get the money? Is how
Speaker 1: I have to take three p wants to take some
Speaker 1: notes on can we well? No? Definitely Tris Podcast yeah,
Speaker 1: we should. We should. Chris Peterson's here. He's looking for
Speaker 1: new content to be podcast. I want to give you
Speaker 1: and a podcast. We probably should. You want to do
Speaker 1: a podcast? Trish? Thank you Trish by by guys, Bye bye, Trish,
Speaker 1: love baby so much and you guys are so in love.
Speaker 1: It's yeah. Podcast that we've been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 1: If you guys are not the poster couple from marriage,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. We have been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 1: We dated for five We've known each other for way
Speaker 1: too long. We both hate each other, but we love
Speaker 1: each other like a sit in Nancy, it is in Courtney.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. When we have sex, it's off
Speaker 1: the walls. And then when we don't, it's like killing
Speaker 1: each other. Were begging for it. It's it's it's more
Speaker 1: than one graphic that we have one more a lot
Speaker 1: of sex on the podcast live? Is that? Is that? Mike?
Speaker 1: You to go no, no, no, we have more surprise
Speaker 1: still here to get to. Actually, you can always get
Speaker 1: in touch with us at the off Show at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com and at the Off Air Show on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram. At the end of the show, he finally
Speaker 1: says how to get in touch. Okay, I gotta say
Speaker 1: good morning to Melissa. Off their head, Melissa, how you doing?
Speaker 1: How are you? Hys? I'm doing great. Well. Listen, I've
Speaker 1: assembled a room full of men, right okay, because I
Speaker 1: know you wanted to talk about this real quick, puppy yo,
Speaker 1: what's up? Melissa? Can we call you? Sweet? Melissa? I
Speaker 1: love that? So you got the Allman Brothers scared you play?
Speaker 1: This is not your shows, Melissa? Why did you tell
Speaker 1: everybody what what happened over the weekend or or actually
Speaker 1: what you've been observing in your circle of friends? Where
Speaker 1: do you live? First of all, what do you live?
Speaker 1: New York? Okay? Cool? You live in New York City?
Speaker 1: So you're dating your friends are on like a lot
Speaker 1: of these apps like like like a bumble right, so annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so so tell everybody what your theory is. My birthday
Speaker 1: weekend and I was like, you know what, I'm still
Speaker 1: go out and I'm gonna have some fun. And I
Speaker 1: went out and had some fun and I've had a
Speaker 1: really really really great guy and I went home at
Speaker 1: him and I ended up sleeping and I was like
Speaker 1: really upset. The next day, I'm like, oh, I'm about
Speaker 1: this great guy, but it was my birthday and I
Speaker 1: was shrunk and like, suck it. And then I started
Speaker 1: to realize, like, no, like so many relationships start with
Speaker 1: that happening. And we've been speaking ever since. Who knows
Speaker 1: it off al turning anything? But I feel like sleeping
Speaker 1: with somebody on the first date doesn't mean ship. Wow,
Speaker 1: So you mean you think you think that it could
Speaker 1: turn it, It could blossom into something, that's what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so totally. And then I spoke to a
Speaker 1: few friends because I wasn't sure if I should be
Speaker 1: hard on myself and be like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: did they do? Did they mess something up? But after
Speaker 1: speaking like a handful of girls, everyone's like, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? My boyfriend slept together on the first night.
Speaker 1: One of my friends even slept with her boyfriend at
Speaker 1: a wedding on the first night and they're married now
Speaker 1: with two kids. Maybe we can we chose this question
Speaker 1: to the audience as well. I think so, gregg t,
Speaker 1: why don't you give it out there because since you're
Speaker 1: sitting there in a cage today again, because I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a little more place you're you're listening today to
Speaker 1: off airheads. What do you guys think? Do you guys
Speaker 1: think that sleeping with your significant other on the very
Speaker 1: first day another at that point with someone on your
Speaker 1: first day hear? Are you from the starting relationship, right?
Speaker 1: I like, I gotta be honest if I I we're
Speaker 1: gonna go around this room over here, because we have
Speaker 1: guys sitting here scratching their heads and other things. I like.
Speaker 1: I like Chris Peterson's take on this. He's like twisting
Speaker 1: around in his chair, like staring into space right now.
Speaker 1: But I personally don't think it's it's I don't think
Speaker 1: it's good business. And I can't think I'm saying this
Speaker 1: and I'm a guy to uh I sleeping with some
Speaker 1: guy on the first date. I really think that that's
Speaker 1: just like giving it up too quick. And I don't
Speaker 1: think most of those relationships will end up being a relationship.
Speaker 1: I think it's just the guys, A guys thinking hey,
Speaker 1: look I got I got laid. Okay, another notch in
Speaker 1: the bedpost, next, next, next, and that's what That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. But you're assuming that's the guy who literally
Speaker 1: hasn't been lading three months goes out and you're the
Speaker 1: hottest girl. The sex is amazing. You guys totally snuggling afterwards,
Speaker 1: and he had good conversation in the morning. I'm calling back,
Speaker 1: that's what that's I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I
Speaker 1: am calling back for sure. I'm going to call back
Speaker 1: within the hour. So like when we leave, I'm calling
Speaker 1: You're not leaving. I called it back again. And I
Speaker 1: want to see what matter you think it could be
Speaker 1: blossomed into something like a matter of fact. It sounds
Speaker 1: like Craig teabout bossoms, like for real special late, wait
Speaker 1: for real, me listen, you know what, let me here's
Speaker 1: what I think. I think that it is a risk.
Speaker 1: It's a fifty fifty to put yourself out there to
Speaker 1: sleep with the guy in the first date. But but
Speaker 1: how cool would this be? So let's say, Melissa, let's
Speaker 1: say you and I are those people. Okay, we hooked
Speaker 1: up and the first time we met each other and
Speaker 1: we slept together. Right, I leave in the morning, we
Speaker 1: snuggle right with snuggle in the morning whatever, Right, we
Speaker 1: leave the coffee, whatever it is. But and I actually
Speaker 1: sit there and go, wow, I really had a good time.
Speaker 1: Within the hour, I call you back and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: meliss I'm coming over. Get ready because we're gonna have
Speaker 1: more sex because I'm actually enjoying. Said, no guy, ever, psycho.
Speaker 1: You would call me a psycho? Really if you called
Speaker 1: me back within the hour? Yeah, way too much. I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry you're addicted. I will call you. What's the deadline? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the amount of hours before it's okay to not
Speaker 1: be a psycho? I think you're so post Like you're
Speaker 1: supposed to send a tax so she doesn't start to
Speaker 1: feel a guilty, and you're supposed to like follow up
Speaker 1: with something really really cute, maybe even a day or
Speaker 1: so later, so she doesn't feel that. But your friends
Speaker 1: are You're all saying that this has actually turned into
Speaker 1: relations it's been It's actually successful for them. What what
Speaker 1: about you? The befuddled Chris Peterson, I'm just thinking it's
Speaker 1: so different. I mean, I met my wife as cheesecake factory, Like,
Speaker 1: what did your order? We worked there, actually, so if
Speaker 1: we didn't sleep together on our first day was at
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory, you have the chance of seeing me again?
Speaker 1: You have no chance? Oh wow, wow, harsh, harsh crowd.
Speaker 1: Cheesecake factory sponsorship. What about you, Colin, because you're like
Speaker 1: twisting the cord on your headphones right now. You're like,
Speaker 1: I've never had like a sleep on the first day
Speaker 1: kind of night. I will admit that. Um, I think
Speaker 1: it took me two weeks, three weeks before I even
Speaker 1: kiss my wife. Right, yeah, what are most guys thinking
Speaker 1: when they sleep with a woman on the first night? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's only one guy, I've guess. The funny part is
Speaker 1: you don't know how long it's been you got laid last.
Speaker 1: There's so many dynamics to place, no, I'm saying in
Speaker 1: the situation, Yeah, alright, okay's desperate enough. Right, so you
Speaker 1: think you leve a little horny horny nous is a
Speaker 1: factor in this case, Melissa, Oh yeah, totally. So if
Speaker 1: I'm super horny and I sleep with you on the
Speaker 1: first day, but I'm not as horny and I sleep
Speaker 1: with you on the first date, it's different. Yes, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm learning a lot. Today's big gamble. You're taking them.
Speaker 1: Where's my list? Comment? Even if you go on out
Speaker 1: with somebody for two weeks, think about the time investment
Speaker 1: in that one and it doesn't pan into anything. What
Speaker 1: if it went out with your way for two weeks,
Speaker 1: two weeks, and all that money spent just the kiss
Speaker 1: are and the kiss was terrible. No, I'm a great right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, we're gonna take it to the listeners.
Speaker 1: If you don't have any other opinions, Yeah, do com
Speaker 1: drops an email? Are you trying to do magic? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just just I'm I'm listening to this conversation meantime. I'm
Speaker 1: like that I do not speak with everybody on the
Speaker 1: first dat it was my birthday, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to beat myself up. Okay, Well, I still want to
Speaker 1: call you. I still wanted to you with sweet Melissa,
Speaker 1: and I still would like to play the song for
Speaker 1: you and dance under the moonlight with you. Oka are
Speaker 1: you singing Melissa? Because great teaser. He has sex in
Speaker 1: a while. You gotta wait to see what happens. I cannot.
Speaker 1: I can't go with Melissa because she has nothing to
Speaker 1: you know, put up like like, if you're gonna cheat
Speaker 1: with someone and you're a married guy, you want to
Speaker 1: cheat with a married woman because at least you both
Speaker 1: have the same to lose. But right now, Melissa's single,
Speaker 1: She's got nothing to lose. And and don't and don't
Speaker 1: talk about it over radio podcast listen question for I
Speaker 1: do have a serious question for else. If you're about
Speaker 1: to hook up with the guy first night and you
Speaker 1: pull down his pants and he's wearing no, no, no.
Speaker 1: If he's wearing underwear that just looks kind of dingy, faded,
Speaker 1: maybe it's got like weird designs on it, what's your
Speaker 1: first impression? What do you do? I'm running nice? All right,
Speaker 1: you should actually get mac Weldon underwear because it'll look pretty.
Speaker 1: Boy underwear box a brief. They're cute to sleeping. Oh no,
Speaker 1: my wife sleeps. I'll tell you what if you got
Speaker 1: to mac weldon dot com and entered the code word
Speaker 1: off air trying to get home at them as a payoff. Here,
Speaker 1: I'll sign that for you by yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: sign the guys on. I don't think guys realize how
Speaker 1: important it is, Like on these dates. If you're going
Speaker 1: to date and you put it on your pants and
Speaker 1: you're wearing like crappy underwear, the girl's gonna look at
Speaker 1: you be like, okay, griss, are you still in high school?
Speaker 1: What's going on? You're buying your underwear, so the guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta take care of yourselves just in case, you know,
Speaker 1: because if he was worrying is just as important as
Speaker 1: your last impressing exactly, because that right there, that guy
Speaker 1: could have missed an opportunity with sleeping video. Melissa is
Speaker 1: gonna buy a whole case and then end up sending
Speaker 1: them home as a scruveneer. So you're saying, of Derek
Speaker 1: Jeter of the Upper east Side smoking boys, get your
Speaker 1: mind out of the gun, Melis, you're saying, when that
Speaker 1: girl him over last weekend and she got into my
Speaker 1: bedroom and I pulled my pants down and I had
Speaker 1: my Oscar the Grouch has myst short on. That was
Speaker 1: a mistake. Um No, you probably made her think you
Speaker 1: were really vulnerable and cute exactly who I am. Wow,
Speaker 1: I guess it worked all right. Listen, she calls a
Speaker 1: lot about me, and she doesn't know anything about exactly
Speaker 1: you love Oscar the Grouch underwear. Maybe I do. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell are you doing? Greg T.
Speaker 1: Thank you Melissa for calling me very welcome by such
Speaker 1: a great song. Okay, hey, hey, listen, I want to
Speaker 1: thank everybody for being here today. We're gonna leave on
Speaker 1: this note. Thank you. Three p O the president of podcast.
Speaker 1: Also Colin from mac Weldon, I love you. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna fade Greg T's Mike out there with that before
Speaker 1: we go. Next time we have CP on, can we
Speaker 1: talk about the time we were in Iowa and the
Speaker 1: girl you brought in the bus here that fell down
Speaker 1: the stairs and then we met her when we went
Speaker 1: to the Iowa went to her apartment that eight years ago,
Speaker 1: years ago. Well, we're stuck in her pathroom. We're like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? But we can do that.
Speaker 1: You'll see you to more on the off shot by
Speaker 1: hanging out by Just watch me now, Just watch me.
Speaker 1: I got some fin now f want just watch me now,
Speaker 1: just slatch me. I guess you just watching now