WEBVTT - The Off Air Show - 'Sleeping With a Guy on the 1st Date' - Ep.81 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:14.200 Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show Steery Jones and Greg Tea. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:18.280 Do your voice cracked on that one. I'm just so excited, 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.200 very excited, so full of energy. It's the happiest I've 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.840 seen you in months. Episode eighty one, The world the 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:25.840 way of the world is off, Greg Tee shoulders. You 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.080 know what, that's maybe his great Tea didn't sit at 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:32.839 his desk, open up his Microsoft word program or power 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.360 point and put together like a seventeen point demonstration of 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:38.440 in a five page outline of what we want to 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.680 do on this there's one less tree that got killed today. Yeah, 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.600 we want and welcome. Thank you for that. Also, Stretched 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.400 Green Podcast, you feeling great? You did you find your 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.720 inner z end? How do you feel this morning? I 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.520 feel fresh air, I smell fresh air, I feel good, 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.600 I feel healthy, I feel I stretched. I like this. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.120 What are you so excited about? Just I just don't 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.360 have the responsibility or you know what? This here's the 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.280 thing because a lot was said yesterday. Great, he's a 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.080 micro manager, Greg t for as much as he wants 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.120 to keep the pot you call it. There's a little 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.399 bit of an O C D with me. Meg Managers 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.319 got great. T is the kid who sits down taking 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.200 a dump and he's staring at the wall and counting 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.040 how many tiles there are? That's great, I've done that. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:19.399 How many tiles are there? There's a lot? Great. Great. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.600 He's the guy who walks down the street and he 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.759 can't step on the cracks. He's got to walk over them. 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.560 But they don't. With the baseball players when they have 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.120 this weird thing that there's a hex gonna be put 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.040 on them when you're leaving the field and they step 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.480 on the white cross of the chalk line, you can't 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.959 step on. You gotta jump over the pictures. It's what 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:38.240 you need. You need people like me in the world. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.440 If you don't, if you have just everybody's just doing 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:45.040 whatever they want to do, then anarchy and chaos and 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.720 you can't have that. So after yesterday show, when I 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.400 think of you, I don't think of anarchy or chaos. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.920 What do you think of you know, clean and scary knows. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.520 When we have an actual show, I can be caged 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.280 and I can go along with the show perfect. But 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.520 when there is no show and there is no kise, 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.840 there's no show. You know, we've talked about it before. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:11.280 When when I feel when I feel that there is 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:15.440 that there's nobody controlling me, that there's like really no boundaries. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.280 I'm going to abuse everything and I'm going to say 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.280 what i want. I'm gonna do what i want. I'm 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:25.560 going to just be completely chaotic, right, unleashed. Right, you 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:30.160 love it, but it's eminem song, right, but you yeah, 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:34.840 it's pissed about to kick off the part of great Reserve. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:39.840 Your show today is not my show today, I'm not 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:44.519 I'm going along with go along what a couple of 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.280 years ago, I don't even know why it's attached to 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.320 what we're doing, but not because today you go with 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.919 what's going on? Had to know that the song is 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.960 called Reserve. This is called reserve again, not my show today, 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.280 but anyway, you show because if we had a real juice, 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.840 if we had like guidelines, great tea, you can follow 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.800 those guidelines and I could be used at the rightful 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.480 places before we could just put you in an actual cage, 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.440 which I kind of vote for that one I that 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:19.200 I like anyway, so before we started, just like yourself, 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.200 come on, or you want us to participate in the 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.200 in the joy of the sun that I can't promise 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.840 you so anyway, but that's here you go. Yesterday's show, 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.960 you guys felt it was a little bit a little 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:41.520 bit of and that was because you guys were not 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.320 abiding by the show. You guys weren't there. You haven't 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.960 come to the table with anything. I've come to the 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.160 table with more than you know. Okay, fine, that's true. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:53.800 You did books, books, right, he will never live like 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.600 and and oh else. I want to just reveal to 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:01.480 you guys. Next week we have Sammy Sweetheart coming in. Okay, 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:05.160 remember Jersey Shore Jersey Shore. Not really. You didn't ask me, 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.080 don't You didn't talk the ball freak about it. Did 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.680 I have to get clearance from him? Well? I think 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.320 I don't know. Again, not my show, but we did 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.080 agree that we would all kind of be on the 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.960 same page with that. Okay, well then I'm getting I'm 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.479 hearing right now that on the twenty second on Tuesday, Uh, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.960 Sammy Sweetheart will be in. So there you go. You've 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:24.960 been notified. How's that I can't look out I give 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.640 I gave you like a six day heads up on that. 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.440 So cool with that. I am now going to back 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.599 up and I'm gonna relax and I'm gonna I'm gonna 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.520 chime in when I'm supposed to chime in, And now 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:37.280 you leave before Ronnie, you had questions for Scary. I 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.080 just want what's what's on tap on the Big Scary 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.760 Jones offair show today. Okay, so we're gonna be hearing 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.520 from our off fairhead Melissa. Melissa has a comment about 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.920 how she feels women should be dating and she feels 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.960 that it's okay, and she actually encourages women to sleep 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.360 with guys on the first date because she thinks that 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.240 it could turn into something. I don't know about you, guys, 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.640 but what percent of your dates that you slept with 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.840 that woman on the first date did actually turn into 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.520 a real relationship. So we'll explore that. I want you. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:03.720 I thought you were putting me on the spot. I 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.920 was thinking, it's a long list, it's a little tease, 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:13.240 it's a little tickle that in the background, Hello, not 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:16.720 my show. I would have already introduced talent not my show, 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:22.120 like nice observation, dick, but my show? Can that be 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.159 our hashtag for today? Hashtag not my show, my show? 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.880 My hashtag not my show? Well, no, I will bring 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.480 it in because here's the thing though I'd like to 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:30.800 stick my toe into the water a little bit, I 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.680 don't like to just dive in. The funny thing is 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.560 is that that's wall freaking I know that that's not 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.839 the truth. Don't know where near the water? You don't 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.120 know anywhere near we're talking about in real life. You go, 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.200 nowhere's near the water your speech. I don't know how 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.359 to swim. I'm from Brooklyn. Remember, we are from Brooklyn. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.280 So we used to open up fire hydrants with using wrenches. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:50.840 For introducer Inca. So it's not my guest, it's not 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:52.920 my show. It's it's all of our guests. We want 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:58.239 to welcome Colin from mac Welby the studio. Thank you, Colin. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.240 You're the man. You get right up and put your 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.840 lips on the mic. You don't I'm gonna do. I'm 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.440 gonna go yet. I'm gonna get a paper and I'm 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.400 gonna start jotting down some notes. That's great I would 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.000 have done had this been my show. Okay, at the 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.320 end of that, I'll let you know how I would 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.200 have improved. You don't have to do that because because 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:17.719 we're not the way the sound sounds like a great 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.479 relationship you guys have. It's pretty awful though, I think, Colin, 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.840 what are you observing? You only need one piece of paper. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.800 If I ever did something like that to my wife, 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.760 she she would murder you. Right, So okay, like you 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.520 cook dinner and then I'm going to write down notes 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.279 everything you're doing wrong and then let you know how 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:34.560 I would have done it if I ever did that 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:39.280 to her. For like, yeah, there is yeah, we have 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.159 a second. This is not your show. That's all. I'm sorry. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:46.000 You know what. Number one yourself, Cage yourself. Cage cage 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.440 yourself before you wreck yourself. Write that note on page 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.600 myself before the people that are listening. I do have 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:52.880 a game plan. I have stuff that I want to 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.520 talk about. In fact, Chris Peterson is here because I 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.240 asked him to be here. He's gonna come in here 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.159 in a couple of minutes. I want to talk about 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.920 people who live and work different cities. This guy is 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.760 Bicoastal Way, doll. You hear his story. He's gonna come in. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.200 In fact, I think I want to get down to 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:07.799 business with that because he's coming right in the studio 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:11.680 right now. Gregg Tea has Greg had this moment where 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.800 he just great team has no control. Hey, can we 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.800 call Chris Peterson CP? But again, not my show, not 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.760 your show. But but I think the audience would catch 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:21.600 on and even know who he was having him. He 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.600 called him c P once again doing great accasion. Have 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:29.280 a CCP. This is Colin from mac Weldon. Hey, these 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.880 guys like, okay, man, you see gret T. This is 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:34.560 not Greg t show today, this is my show. I'm 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.160 running the show. But already greats brought it off track 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.320 about five times because because I'm in the middle of 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.080 a sentence and he screams at your name because he 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.720 sees you outside. But I think I wasn't going to 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:45.920 introduce you, c P. Well why don't we have did 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.320 you happen to here yesterday? Show? Oh so the reason 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.400 why it's not my show is what happened yesterday, And 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.440 that's why it's not my show. Hey, Walford, you missed it. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.520 From now one we can refer to Chris Peterson as 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:03.360 star wars. Sure, So, first of all, c P. CP 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.400 is awesome. C P. I don't know how you do it. Man. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.720 How are you alive right now? How am I alive? Yeah? 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.320 Because because I just said I set up the fact 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.640 that you are a man who lives and works in 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.240 different cities, and by that you mean, oh yeah, so 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.920 I live in San Francisco and my job is in 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.680 New York. Um, it's it's hard. How's that commute? How 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.280 do you do that? Man? So this week I took 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.000 red Eye out Monday nights, came straight to the office 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.120 on Tuesday, had to do a recording um with another podcast, 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.640 and then I will leave Thursday evening, get back probably 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.440 around ten eleven PM, spend the weekend, and I'm back 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.160 out Sunday red Eye. So just so you know, CP 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.240 is now part of our company. He just joined Heart 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:48.120 and he's he's in charge of testing. This guy is 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.480 in charge of podcasting for our company. So I wanted 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.400 to bring him in because you gotta get in. You 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.319 gotta get in with the new guy. You see. That's 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.360 also part of the big plan if we want to 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.400 really go hashtight that we were already in with this guy. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.520 If you want to go hashtag works too for yeah, 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.920 then you've got you've got to actually just build those 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.240 relationships and build those networks. I mean, I don't know 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.040 what is doing from going from worst to first and 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:08.880 how he's making that happen, but I'm doing it from 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.440 a more strategic networking plan if I may be noticed. Um, 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.560 I actually I came up with the whole hashtag works 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.800 the first show not much but great. This comes up 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.800 with these these random like phrases but doesn't do anything 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.920 to back you know what he does. He promises listeners 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.560 t shirts and then doesn't deliver the shirts. Um again, 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:28.839 I just wanted to be noticed If I can't that 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.079 one can't. I like to promise something that, like the 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.280 show is doing something, but like you know, my team 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.840 just can't delive. But he's full of epty promises. I've tried. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.280 I've tried, He's full of empty promises. I mean, yeah, 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.959 I've been here long enough to know what's going on here. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.599 So you see, we gotta clean this podcast. Can we 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.640 make that happen? This is smart, this is scary. Is 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.320 the first person to let me come on their podcast 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.120 and the company and since I run the podcast and 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.719 this is this is good? You're right right? Okay, you 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:59.199 don't know about calling me, but I don't have so 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.040 how did I would just want to get into this 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.720 for a second here, what is it like commuting? I mean, 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.040 you do three days a week in New York and 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.079 then you're back in San Francisco for your family. You 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.520 have a wife and a kid. Yeah, wife and a 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:15.520 six month old. Um, yeah, thank you. So it's it's rough. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.720 Um you know, luckily the flights haven't been too bad 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.719 so far and no major delays. But um, you know, 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.000 it's it's just what it is, and it's a job 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:25.640 I wanted, and I just I have to do it, 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.520 and it's worth it to get home on the weekends 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.839 and and rest and be with the family. Well, congratulations 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.240 on being the president of podcasting for than this amazing. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.760 I do have one question. What do you do on 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.559 your flights? Are you watching movies, listening to podcasts, watching 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:41.920 TV shows? Are you actually working? Usually drinking so the 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.640 red eyes I do, wying to sleep the whole time, um, 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.079 you know, tomorrow afternoon usually I'll be catching up on 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:49.720 email most of the flight back and try and make 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.400 it like an extension of work. Do you FaceTime with 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.880 your wife and your kid likes here, not on the 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:57.839 flights or anything while I'm here. We try to, but 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.240 there's a three hour time difference. So like when my 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:03.079 wife gets home from where um, you know, it's the 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.599 baby is like going to bed at that point. So 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.360 it's been really difficult to even like keep communication going up. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:11.360 Texting is really the best way we communicate during the week. Oh, 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:17.280 I'm sorry. Joined the show. He's being caged. He's locked 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.160 in a cage. He says he can be caged just today, 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.599 just that. I have a question for you now that 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.680 you have a kid. Haven't you seen the fall off 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.640 of the sexual There's nothing right in the bedroom. It's 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.520 like cold, right, I'm gonna have two daughters and I'm 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.280 just coming clean. I'm just like calling your kids too. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.000 I got two kids, okay, so we can. I mean, 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.120 so I'm just curious as to where you are and 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.719 skill one ten. Where like before the kids, sex was 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.040 at a ten. Are you where you now? Well, I 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.280 mean you just have to be a little bit more 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.320 creative now because there's a baby that's gonna wake up 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:46.679 any second right away. No, no, no, no, kids out. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.520 We moved the kid out pretty quickly, which was a 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.160 big help. I mean, if you dare say that you're 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.800 over like a six, you're so lying, So why don't 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.920 you hold I Actually I have a terrible story and 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.160 I think I'm gonna be calling out of celebrity on this. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.839 I don't know if I should. If you want to, 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.599 this is gonna be heard by a hundred no no. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.800 So a while ago, my wife and I we, uh, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.000 we went on the Steve Harvey Show. You really need 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.559 to talk about this exact thing. But we didn't know 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.719 we were going to talk about it until we got there. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.319 You were on the Steve Harvey Show. Yeah it was 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.920 all right, So here the stories, so yeah, exactly here. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:26.839 Let me let me be great tea, Hey, Bree, give 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.000 me some music for Steve Harvey Show. How funny seven 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:36.640 just writing? Alright? So we uh, I saw this pitch 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.280 from like NBC saying hey, we need a couple that 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.480 has a kid that does something bizarre with hobbies, and 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.760 so as a joke goes like, yeah, I spent more 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.559 money on comic books and toys than I do my 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:50.040 wife and kids, and like complete joke. Steve Harvey producer 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.640 calling me, was like, hey, this is great, this is hilarious. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:54.360 Let's sky up and talk about it. And I was like, 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.960 all right, cool, let's do it, and they go all right, hey, 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.360 we'd like to fly you out cover all of expenses, 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.560 come to Chicago, go if you could come on the show. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.599 And I was like, all right, it sounds good. We 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.680 we get there and then we get to the studio 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.840 and then they go, Okay, we're gonna change the show up. Actually, 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.240 so it's not about your hobbies. It is now about 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.000 weird things in the bedrooms. Here's the script we want 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:18.400 you guys to read. Probably I'm just like completely taking 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:24.400 the they were They're fake, they're frauds, they're just crap. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:29.160 Oh well, I mean it trying to do more creative. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:30.880 Tell they're trying to be more creative. I mean, I 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.920 don't want to hear that we should do that idea. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.920 Are you a big Sea Harvey? I watch him? Yes 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.640 I do. Though I would say a lot of it 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.640 is true. But basically they asked. It was kind of 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.280 just like, hey, talk about what it's like having sex 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.480 with a kid in the bedroom or like you know, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:53.520 and we're just like, excuse me. So they blindsided you. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.400 They waited to fly you out there. Basically yeah, yeah, 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.719 oh god, and uh we just kind of, um, I 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:05.200 guess you could say improvd it is this episode available online? God, 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.520 it was years ago. If I made jointing the podcast 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:10.839 come out of money. I think this would be the 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.120 proper time to say to our off air show audience. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.640 If you too have been a part of a talk 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.120 show where you're a either blind blind side or you 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:19.960 were on a talk show, you might want to drop 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.160 us an email I do fair Show com and we 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.800 want to us and then will soundly ignore it. Well, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.600 or you could tell your show but again not my show. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.360 So if it was my show, I would have said 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.040 that's a good idea and write that down. I did 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:33.280 that to Seeve Harvey. People want to come after me? 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:40.000 My name is Brian Feason. Another question who Brian Feason 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:44.320 and the Steve Harvey wants to come after me? Number nine? 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.640 What alias do you live under? Reach out of fair Show? 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.280 But you come up a lot of ideas today, then 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.080 not my show. Sounds like you have You would argue 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:54.280 that because of your lack of participation, Yes, you were 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.320 actually like acting as a producer and learning more so, 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.480 maybe this is beneficial, like that that nerd in the 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.720 movies where like you didn't get picked on Dodgeball team 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:01.960 and like you come up with a plan to take 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.120 over the world, and then you get older, you find 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.160 the captain that didn't pick you, and then you're like, 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.320 now it's Dodgeball but with metal balls of his favorite cartoons, 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.360 number ten and number eleven? Are you a fan or 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.200 not a fan of Dodgeball? And do you have a 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.200 plan to take over the world? This is were like 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:21.080 a whole month worth of the podcast for this one day. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.040 I wanted to I want you to offer some advice 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:29.760 to to CP over here. Chris's Chris, So could you 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.920 offer some advice to him as a new dad? And 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.480 what's it like? I mean, you have you have a 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.600 wife and two kids for a while. Now how's how's 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.320 it going to be going for him pretty soon? You 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:43.680 know what? Uh? Unsolicited advice, but solicited advice. Uh. I 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.240 always say, make the kids a part of your life. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.600 Don't make in this iner of your universe. That's my opinion. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:52.000 Like when my daughter was crap, I think like a 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.120 month old. That took her to a three day music festival. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.480 Immediately got her like the gunproof headphones. You know, she 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.480 saw Dinostair Junior guns and Roses conye us one to 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:03.840 all that stuff. And you know she's very acclimated in 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.520 the sense of we could take a restaurant to not 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:07.800 be worried and things like that. And I feel like 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:12.080 if you truly let your child's naps be the master 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.640 of your universe, you guys will lose all your friends, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.920 you'll lose your social life, and you won't have you 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:20.240 won't have fun. And so don't you know, like now, 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.080 like I could take both my kids out anywhere, and 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:23.720 like they can fall asleep in the movie theaters and 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.760 because on your schedule, I love that. So keep them 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.320 up when they're tired, is what say? Part of your life? 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.600 Take them on red eyes, come back to New York. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.840 And I've taken my daughter on twenty seven flights now 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.920 and she could sleep like a bird on all. Yeah, 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.160 and just making it a part of your life, just 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.320 speak and it's not selfish because in the end, like 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.920 the you spend such great quality time with your kids 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.480 and you do hobbies if they enjoy. But I don't know, 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:53.280 I feel like everyone's happier, happy life, happy life. Definitely. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.920 We've we've taken our baby multiple times the Napa Valley 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.560 for wine tastings. She loves it, she drinks, she likes 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.040 the house white. Okay, she shot a Nathan. Is that 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:07.680 you guys live in the city properly, are you like 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.160 in Emeryville or something. We're out on that creek? Oh nice, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.560 I was born in a John Your hospital. That was 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:22.600 my daughter. Write it down. I didn't put it any 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:25.840 Twilight Zone music there. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a small world. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.679 How small the world is it? And give us your 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.720 experience on how you realize that's such a small world. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:31.800 I like that. That would be usually playing the song. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:37.160 It's kind of grew up in San Diego. Lives right outside. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.800 Who brought flowers? When you guys brought flowers to this guy? 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.080 They just they just go to their conversation. That's fine though, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:49.080 So you don't great tea? Yes when when you when 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.399 Scary wants music, should he yell out to himself that 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:53.320 he wants music? So you can't do it? Like, how 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:55.240 is this gonna work? I have I'm just about to 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:57.080 note that that Scary has lost a little bit of 0:17:57.080 --> 0:18:00.000 control of the podcast. I'm having a great time. She could. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.040 I'm now one of the listeners, and I'm like the 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:05.119 listeners who are enjoying this stage for me and three 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.639 po to have a conversation. I do believe that the 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.080 audience is going to also sense that there's a lack 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.320 of some music, some some some sound effects. You know, 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.359 when there's let me tell you something, when there's excellent 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:21.040 content here, you don't need the music. Innable king and 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:24.119 context is God like that. I'm gonna go with that. 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:26.520 So s all right? So why okay, we gotta talk 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:28.480 about what Colin is here today? From mac Weldon. Mac 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.960 Weldon our our newest and first sponsor and oldest air show, 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.399 the oldest, the oldest, and first of all. I am 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.560 pointing out about eighteen minutes in, Scary finally recognizes Colin 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.520 as our lead sponsor on the show, gets called Brian 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:44.480 Feason left already he Brian vis talked about Steve Harvey. 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:47.919 Now it's calling from exactly you're here. Don't get multiple 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:50.119 personality real quick. First of all, we want to say 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:53.240 we we love your underwear. Mine, okay, mine, mind in 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:55.280 the hamper right now? Mind in the hamper is not good. 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.080 I have to get online and get some O. My god, 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:00.280 Number fourteen Scary not even wearing sponsor on we are you? 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.000 Are you kidding me? Prove it? You're not even there. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:10.240 I don't want answered down, answered down every day aren't 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.160 the same one you had on yesterday. I was trying 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:14.439 to look away, but he can't. On on Monday when 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:16.760 you saw me, I was wearing navy ones. Today I'm 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:20.080 wearing the block. I gotta ask yesterday I wear yesterday? 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:21.680 I wore the ones that mac Weldon And he'll know 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:23.320