Speaker 1: Wake Up, Wake up in.
Speaker 2: The mall and.
Speaker 3: It's on the radio and the Dodgers.
Speaker 4: He's on time.
Speaker 2: Already in lunchbox more.
Speaker 3: Game two, Steve bred.
Speaker 2: Im trying to put you through a fog.
Speaker 3: He's riding this week's next bit.
Speaker 2: The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 1: The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2: Jelly Roll's birthday today turns forty years old. Do you
Speaker 2: know Jelly Roll's real name? No, Jason to Ford, that
Speaker 2: is jelly Roll. We're gonna play a game, a real
Speaker 2: name game, Amy. How about jay Z? Do you know
Speaker 2: his real name?
Speaker 4: I do, but I cannot think of it right now.
Speaker 4: Can I get a hint?
Speaker 3: Sean Carter?
Speaker 2: That's it? That's the only answer at the hints worrying.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put Danny on. Hey Danny, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 2: Good morning studio, Morning Danny. Here's what I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you if you can win this game. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you a two hundred and fifty dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 2: It's Macy's best offer of the season with their friends
Speaker 2: and families say, I'll take an extra thirty percent off
Speaker 2: top gifts plus fifteen percent of their best beauty brands.
Speaker 2: Let Macy's be your guy to gifting shop at Macy's
Speaker 2: dot com. And that's not just for you, that's for
Speaker 2: everybody out there. But we're gonna give you a chance
Speaker 2: to win a two hundred and fifty dollars gift card.
Speaker 3: So, Danny, what's.
Speaker 2: Gonna happen is I'm gonna give you five celebrity real names,
Speaker 2: and you tell me their celebrity name.
Speaker 3: For example.
Speaker 2: This is just an example, Danny, But if I were
Speaker 2: to say Austin Richard Post, who would that be?
Speaker 3: That'd be Post Malone.
Speaker 2: That's correct, Just an example, Okay. And if he wants
Speaker 2: to go to one life line, he can, which can
Speaker 2: be anybody in the studio.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna do five.
Speaker 2: You gotta get four out of five, but you do get.
Speaker 3: A lifeline ready, yes, sir? All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Kim Coppola, Nicholas Nicholas.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 3: Wow, good, good job.
Speaker 2: John Francis Boniovi Junior.
Speaker 3: That is John bon Jovie. That's correct.
Speaker 2: Boom, Randy Bruce trey Wick.
Speaker 3: Randy Bruce Treywick.
Speaker 2: You have five seconds. Don't google Randy Bruce Treywick.
Speaker 3: That would be Randy Travis. That would be correct.
Speaker 2: Wow, Sunfire, how do you know that one?
Speaker 5: More?
Speaker 3: He wins? I mean he wins this thing. Walk o
Speaker 3: walking away here?
Speaker 2: Okay, Curtis James Jackson, the third fifty.
Speaker 3: There's no way he could at Google in that fast.
Speaker 3: I was hiding him for the Google.
Speaker 1: There's amazing.
Speaker 3: How do you know all that? Danny? That's awesome.
Speaker 6: I'm really good with the real names, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Just culture, man, music, movies, et cetera. Nicholas Page happens
Speaker 6: to be one of my favorites. So that one was
Speaker 6: a given. Yeah, we believe it. No, not here we
Speaker 6: believe it. You want to hear some other ones, just
Speaker 6: for just in case. I see how you would have done.
Speaker 2: Okay, Aubrey Graham, Graham, I don't know that one.
Speaker 3: That would be Drake.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, he knows it now, I forget it.
Speaker 3: Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. Is that Kate Hudson.
Speaker 2: It's Katy Perry. When the lights go down, he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't even care that much. When the lights are on,
Speaker 2: he was ready to play. I like it though, all right.
Speaker 2: Next up for rock Bossara.
Speaker 3: That would be Freddie Mercury. Correct, real, that's awesome, good
Speaker 3: job dude.
Speaker 2: How about one other one Thomas mapother map, other map author,
Speaker 2: Thomas Map author the fourth.
Speaker 3: That I do not know.
Speaker 2: That's not the is it?
Speaker 4: Macklimore?
Speaker 3: What really?
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise?
Speaker 3: That is correct?
Speaker 2: But hey, mar guy, Danny here has just wont two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars to Macy's. You crush that, dude. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: you deserve every bit of this. Thank What are you
Speaker 2: doing this morning? I'm actually working.
Speaker 6: I drive for a living, so I spent a lot
Speaker 6: of time in the truck and I'm actually hit it
Speaker 6: to a delivery.
Speaker 3: What are you delivering? Can you say? Or is it illegal?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I can say. We do residential and commercial dumpsters.
Speaker 3: So marijuana's no. It's good.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. We're gonna get you to this gift card. Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening.
Speaker 3: Hope you have an awesome day.
Speaker 6: Hey, thank you guys. It was a pleasure to talk
Speaker 6: to you all.
Speaker 4: Listen to the.
Speaker 6: Podcast every day.
Speaker 7: I love the show and I wish my cowboys were
Speaker 7: as good as I was. Just now, can I say
Speaker 7: this about amen about Danny hit one his phone quality
Speaker 7: is the best I've ever heard in the history of
Speaker 7: the Phone's on the show, sitting in the room next
Speaker 7: to us. And two like he's got a massive personality,
Speaker 7: which makes me just want to be his friend. Three,
Speaker 7: as radio is not on, he might be the greatest
Speaker 7: caller we've ever had on the show. Just all things in,
Speaker 7: I think Danny's number one greatest caller ever. Okay, Danny's
Speaker 7: Dan Hold. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Body, I love that.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: All right, see you. He sounds like you're sitting right
Speaker 3: next to me. Let's do minor wamp wamps Andy, you
Speaker 3: go first.
Speaker 4: I got a screw in my tire totally flat.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean the upside is I was able to
Speaker 8: get it fixed with the screw and the tires warm.
Speaker 8: It's just plugged a little bit, So I hope that's fine.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like they plugged it?
Speaker 4: She said, I.
Speaker 8: Should be fine to drive on it. Fixed it on
Speaker 8: the spot.
Speaker 4: But I still I'm driving and I'm like, this is.
Speaker 3: That's mine?
Speaker 4: Where did I get the screw? That's always the frustrating part.
Speaker 8: No, but I mean I want to know where, Like
Speaker 8: where did I drive to? Where that screw found my tire.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that happened to you. That's here's my small
Speaker 2: but unfortunate wampom. I heated up a Danish a bag
Speaker 2: Danish like I cheese Danish. And I was walking up
Speaker 2: and my wife has put these two nutcrackers and they're
Speaker 2: probably like five ft tall on each side of the door.
Speaker 2: And the thing is there's a little slits of glass
Speaker 2: and it looks like people are standing outside. And it
Speaker 2: was nighttime and I have my Danish and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, afterugh, my danger. I thought two people
Speaker 2: were at the door. Scared the crab in me my
Speaker 2: Danish lands cheese down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's trash. There's little nutcracker news.
Speaker 2: They look like humans ready to break into the house,
Speaker 2: especially at night, and the dogs. It was not a
Speaker 2: smart thing to do. And again Genish wait cheese Danish.
Speaker 4: Yes, hey that's what we should call it.
Speaker 3: Now, Hey, cheese down.
Speaker 1: I would way.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 10: My wife she has a snow globe that her grandma
Speaker 10: gave her when she was a kid, and it was
Speaker 10: up on one of the shelves and my three year
Speaker 10: old was trying to grab it and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: don't here. Let me just hear you can sit at
Speaker 10: this table and play with it. And I walked around
Speaker 10: the corner. I mean it wasn't even thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a major want. She said it since
Speaker 4: she was a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough. Damn, it's only mine because.
Speaker 10: Don't don't give your three year old a snow.
Speaker 2: No no, no, Yeah, that's a wampoint eddie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 11: So I was throwing trash away, had my car keys
Speaker 11: in my hand, and it was my house trash, the
Speaker 11: garbage outside. I dump it, my keys falling, and I'm
Speaker 11: like I was late to something, so I was like,
Speaker 11: I'll get it later. Completely forgot about my keys. My kids,
Speaker 11: who never take the trash out, decided to take the
Speaker 11: trash out. No, he's gone and still, yeah, I have
Speaker 11: a spare, but those keys, they're gone.
Speaker 3: They never take the trash out of the one time ever,
Speaker 3: we have.
Speaker 11: To remind him, don't forget to take the trash, like,
Speaker 11: thank you for taking the trash out inside you were like,
Speaker 11: uh dang, that stings.
Speaker 3: Morg.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So I had my regular dentists cleaning the other day
Speaker 12: and when I went in, I.
Speaker 3: Have to get a cavity filled and not look any
Speaker 3: more into it. First time.
Speaker 12: Uh no, it's it's my second time. Actually, I had
Speaker 12: one last year, and I guess as an adult, my
Speaker 12: teeth are changing and it's driving me crazy because I've
Speaker 12: never had cavities, and now, all of a sudden, then
Speaker 12: I have.
Speaker 3: So many cavities. Until last year, you never had a cavity.
Speaker 4: No, we'll say, wait, how old are you know?
Speaker 3: Thirty one?
Speaker 8: Okay, see that's what happened. I never had a cavity
Speaker 8: to my thirties.
Speaker 3: Wow, so three.
Speaker 10: Never had a cafvivity in my life.
Speaker 4: Have you checked?
Speaker 10: You don't know how to say cavity, that's right, but
Speaker 10: never had one because I'm not used to saying that word.
Speaker 3: I'm forty three. I've never needed the odorant well too much.
Speaker 3: Fucks Morgan, that sucks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah it isn't fully sucked, but it's a it's.
Speaker 3: A minor wamp womp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ray got a wamp bomber now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Over at the old building, I used to grab the
Speaker 13: rolls of toilet paper.
Speaker 3: They were my Kleenex and they're awesome.
Speaker 13: Here we don't have access to the Janner's clause, which
Speaker 13: is fine, No big deal. They got to have Kleenex
Speaker 13: at the new building, right. No, I've been wiping my
Speaker 13: nose with paper towel for two weeks and it's chafed.
Speaker 3: That sucks. That's the problem.
Speaker 2: Anytime you wipe it again, it hurts. And that Yeah,
Speaker 2: well hey wompom hyz. Wiping is known so much though
Speaker 2: seasonal allergies. Yeah it's no. Hey, he got you with that.
Speaker 2: It's seasonal allergy sison, seasonal sison. Thank you everybody for
Speaker 2: w thank you for being vulnerable. I did you have
Speaker 2: a wampum at all? Or is there life going too
Speaker 2: good for you? I'm all good man movie Mike got
Speaker 2: the movie Night podcast is killing it. No wamp pumps,
Speaker 2: There no nothing for everybody. I got like nine, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold off on the one all right.
Speaker 3: Time for the.
Speaker 13: News Bobbies story.
Speaker 2: If you're flying for the holidays, TSA reminds you leave
Speaker 2: your knives at home.
Speaker 3: No knives or or you have to like check them. Oh,
Speaker 3: put them in something and check them. You can check knives,
Speaker 3: You check whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Basically, as long as it's under the plane, Well it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Pop, you know what I mean? I mean you can't
Speaker 3: get to it if there was something you could do
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 4: But you know, carving knives. People like to take their
Speaker 4: own stuff for that chuckie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't take her your pocket. Yeah.
Speaker 2: TSA officers notice an increase, especially during the winter with
Speaker 2: the hunting months, guns, knives, guns, not as people aren't
Speaker 2: taking as many of the guns nowadays. They know better,
Speaker 2: but they're like, hey, heads up, every what I just
Speaker 2: don't don't take your knives to do in your pocket.
Speaker 8: I think the gun thing that happens when it's like, oh,
Speaker 8: last time I took this bag somewhere on a hunting
Speaker 8: trip in my car and I didn't think about it
Speaker 8: and then actually left it and I'll pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, youthing like that happened. I don't think people hard
Speaker 2: to smuggle guns to the airport for for uh. This
Speaker 2: TikTok influencer, how dumb can you be? She was? It
Speaker 2: had gained a bit of notoriety from what I read
Speaker 2: about showing how she would get cheaper things at target
Speaker 2: by switching the barcodes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she would put it on TikTok. She's crazy,
Speaker 3: stupid think about on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Well, don't do it either, like, morally, you know, don't steal.
Speaker 2: But a TikTok influencer has been accused of showing off
Speaker 2: good stolen from a Florida target she'd been arrested for
Speaker 2: a second time, she took more from the store, apparently,
Speaker 2: according to The New York Post, Marlena Velez, twenty two,
Speaker 2: made headlines last month after she was arrested for stealing
Speaker 2: sixteen items worth more than five hundred bucks, and it
Speaker 2: was identified in TikTok videos. She off faced as further
Speaker 2: theft charges. She used a phony barcode to scan items
Speaker 2: to self check out. You know, she thought she was
Speaker 2: getting away with it. But the thing is, if you are,
Speaker 2: why do you have to brag about it? Because that's
Speaker 2: what took you down. You probably could have done a
Speaker 2: little scam for years and years and years for years.
Speaker 2: Not that you should. I'm just saying it's crazy.
Speaker 8: Now that some police departments or in the FBR or whatever,
Speaker 8: like part of their job now is be like, Okay,
Speaker 8: I just got a scour TikTok and looking for the
Speaker 8: idiots for their.
Speaker 3: Wife, and be honest with you.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably like, hey, you need to go
Speaker 2: search for some stuff on TikTok, But any of you
Speaker 2: guys like, no, honey, I need to be on TikTok
Speaker 2: for the next hour trying to catch them. Watch a
Speaker 2: lot of those authrority dances out in front of the
Speaker 2: house whenever it's out like rush season.
Speaker 3: Next up.
Speaker 2: There's a right and a wrong way to blow your nose.
Speaker 2: Vigorous blowing triggers reflex nasal congestion where because if you
Speaker 2: blow so hard, your passages will swell up, which makes
Speaker 2: it even worse because one it's swollen and two it
Speaker 2: traps more mucous. Oh, So have a more relaxed approach
Speaker 2: from blowing your nose full on.
Speaker 3: It's bad.
Speaker 4: So like, show me what relaxed is, like a relaxing man,
Speaker 4: I feel like that's not good.
Speaker 2: Hell far out. Simply put a tissue over both the nostrils,
Speaker 2: close one side and gently blow the other for three
Speaker 2: to five seconds, because if you blow hard again, it
Speaker 2: swells and the swelling holds back the mucus. Wow, I'd
Speaker 2: like saying, I don't take a Q tip in your
Speaker 2: ear because I'm doll the way and that's never affected
Speaker 2: me in any way. I go like, sometime, let's take
Speaker 2: a thing and so far I say it come out
Speaker 2: the other ear like dang. And finally, a pastor fends
Speaker 2: off a burglar with his martial arts skills. A pastor
Speaker 2: at East Bay Baptist in California was able to fend
Speaker 2: off a burglar who broke into the church. Officer said
Speaker 2: it was a battle of good and evil. Pastor said
Speaker 2: he confronted the burglar in the parking lot. Then the
Speaker 2: scuffle ensued and his martial arts training kicked in. Police
Speaker 2: arrived quickly. The pastor was able to stand down and
Speaker 2: let authorities handle things from there. KTVU. It's a bad
Speaker 2: break for a burglar, right, you think I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: take stuff from a church?
Speaker 3: Who's gonna be there? Some old preacher? What are you
Speaker 3: gonna doinja?
Speaker 2: Maybe if it's a if a Catholic, like an old nun,
Speaker 2: what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3: How they gonna fight you?
Speaker 2: And you run into you know, Bruce Lee, one of
Speaker 2: those callers, you know, there you go. I do want
Speaker 2: to talk about Macy's per second. Macy's is the greatest.
Speaker 2: Macy's has everything and they're having this friends and family
Speaker 2: sell now and I gifted a brother in law sister
Speaker 2: in law a big gift card for Macy's. They just
Speaker 2: had a baby and it's Christmas, so kind of knocked
Speaker 2: it all out at once, like so much thinking. Mason's
Speaker 2: also working with us on our gift exchange, which is
Speaker 2: going to be yes, dramatic. It's gonna be dramatic because
Speaker 2: I went to him and I was like, hey, would
Speaker 2: guys help us with a gift exchange?
Speaker 3: And they were like, what do you need?
Speaker 2: I said, well, we don't want to know what the
Speaker 2: value of the gift cards is. One of them is
Speaker 2: ten dollars, one of them is fifty one, one hundred,
Speaker 2: but we draw them and one of them is a thousand,
Speaker 2: So somebody's gonna get ten dollars.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be the only dramatic part.
Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna have a thousand to have spent on them.
Speaker 2: You can only spend what it is, I know.
Speaker 5: Said.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Macy's is awesome. They have big friends and family
Speaker 2: sell going on right now. It's Macy's best offer of
Speaker 2: the season, taking extra thirty percent off top gifts plus
Speaker 2: fifteen percent off their best beauty brands. They got Uggs,
Speaker 2: they got Crocs, they got those a wallow water bottles.
Speaker 4: All yes, everyone's obsessed, all kids.
Speaker 2: Let Macy's be your guide to gifting Macy's dot com.
Speaker 3: That's your news. Thank you those Bobby's story.
Speaker 2: I was written the story about this gender reveal, and
Speaker 2: to me, I create the story in my head of
Speaker 2: the wife goes, we need to do a gender reveal
Speaker 2: and he goes, I don't want to do a gender reveal.
Speaker 2: It's corny, and she goes, no, it would be fun.
Speaker 2: We'll record it, and he goes, okay, but Jeff, let
Speaker 2: me do it my way. And then she's like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's a fair compromise. And so they had the gender reveal.
Speaker 2: And I've made that whole part up in my head
Speaker 2: up until the story. A Kentucky family went a little
Speaker 2: over the top during their gender reveal. Some residents called
Speaker 2: nine one one because their houses shook during a large
Speaker 2: explosion that was part of a gender reveal. The Parker's
Speaker 2: Mill Fire Department say four pounds of an explosive was
Speaker 2: used during the reveal. Firefighters were called out. They cleared
Speaker 2: the scene. The site was very blue.
Speaker 3: So it's a boy. It's a boy.
Speaker 2: Luckily, no homes or damage, but everybody felt it. That's
Speaker 2: from Fox fifty six News. Now I go back to
Speaker 2: him my head house A. I created a story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you were correct.
Speaker 8: I also create that story now knowing the explosives were involved.
Speaker 2: Honey, let's do a gender review. If you know the
Speaker 2: guys over at the milling, I'll let me do that.
Speaker 2: They're gonna make fun of me forever if we do
Speaker 2: a gender review. But if we blow something up, can
Speaker 2: I use some daynamite? See we're easy. Just let us
Speaker 2: blow stuff up and we'll agree to anything. There's something
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk about, but I know it's gonna irritate
Speaker 2: a certain people, but I feel like I need to
Speaker 2: talk about it anyway. But Morgan is going to go
Speaker 2: to Las Vegas and she's gonna go to the Thomas
Speaker 2: RTT concert, which if you guys want to go to this,
Speaker 2: it's Thomas REDDT Mountain Blue, Inside Blue Live Theater, ticketmaster
Speaker 2: dot com. There's gonna be a Thomas rad show and
Speaker 2: Thomas right, that's a great show. The thing is Morgan
Speaker 2: is gonna be missing the show. It's part of work,
Speaker 2: so she gets to missed it. This is that's cool.
Speaker 2: Breathing loud on the microphone artist.
Speaker 4: Oh well, and did you already sorry, did you say
Speaker 4: the location?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, I knew that. Part of your da
Speaker 2: irritating to So Morgan is as a part of the
Speaker 2: show is getting paid to go to Las Vegas, Vegas
Speaker 2: to cover this. Tom This is a big show in
Speaker 2: and so she will not be here, but she will
Speaker 2: be working, but she'll be getting paid to go to
Speaker 2: Vegas and go to concerts.
Speaker 3: Wow, all he hears. Why they would pick Morgan because.
Speaker 2: It's not about going just getting drunk. It's about she's
Speaker 2: gonna go and create a bunch of content, which is
Speaker 2: what she does.
Speaker 3: She goes to all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2: She was in Texas and San Antonio she like, and
Speaker 2: she just started doing it herself here and they noticed
Speaker 2: it and said, hey, why don't you go cover this?
Speaker 3: Why don't you so not made that decision? I didn't.
Speaker 9: Obviously, obviously you didn't. I would have made the decision.
Speaker 9: I would have picked Morgan as well, but I did.
Speaker 9: It's executives above. So, by the way, let me say this,
Speaker 9: Thomas Rhett fountin Blue. This weekend the sixth and seventh,
Speaker 9: and then next week the thirteenth, and fourteenth.
Speaker 3: What show you going to?
Speaker 12: I'm going to go to the seventh. It's on my
Speaker 12: sister's birthday, so we're going to be celebrating. Yes, she
Speaker 12: wants to go to Yeah so much. One she gets
Speaker 12: to take a that's.
Speaker 10: Insane, ridiculous because I am mister Vegas, like I am everything.
Speaker 2: Nobody calls you that, bro and our whole life, Nobody
Speaker 2: one time has called you mister Vegas.
Speaker 10: Like when they think of Vegas, they think of me
Speaker 10: and what I do in Vegas, Like Morgan's gonna go
Speaker 10: and what watch Tom's Rent and go back.
Speaker 2: To a room, and Morgan go and do interviews and
Speaker 2: do content. That's the whole interview.
Speaker 10: Guess what I'm I'm interview too. I can set up
Speaker 10: a camera and interview Thomas Rent.
Speaker 3: No problem, no chance. My only point with this whole thing,
Speaker 3: can you imagine, would be more like.
Speaker 8: Him just holding it like a selfie, screaming and Thomas
Speaker 8: Red's face and.
Speaker 2: Maybe one of those where you think you're recording and
Speaker 2: when you stop it you actually do hit record or
Speaker 2: you only record actually when you're not recording.
Speaker 3: And then Fountain Blues the new hotel.
Speaker 10: I haven't even been to that one yet, So, I mean,
Speaker 10: it'd be a perfect time for me to check it out.
Speaker 10: Heard great things. It looks awesome online. I've been following
Speaker 10: it since the beginning.
Speaker 4: Are you hoping their listenings pitching himself?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 8: You would be good at noting Vegas or Fountain Blue.
Speaker 3: Saying listen, listen to what she's saying. Because you don't listen,
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 8: I guess I would just say I do think you
Speaker 8: would be good at promoting like gambling, night live, fun things.
Speaker 2: Vegas got to end at some point.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm just giving.
Speaker 3: But why is it?
Speaker 4: Because that's his thing?
Speaker 3: Answer the question, though, why isn't he doing that? Great question?
Speaker 8: Oh well, because I think this is more about promoting
Speaker 8: Thomas Watt's show.
Speaker 3: Is why he doesn't get any big.
Speaker 8: Deals because they're maybe you're going to be honest with them, Okay,
Speaker 8: potentially they are concerned about maybe your content being well sober,
Speaker 8: and how you're dressed and how you talk or scream
Speaker 8: or yellow.
Speaker 2: World sometime word all of that hurts you.
Speaker 8: We know you're capable, because we've seen you do it,
Speaker 8: like at iHeart Festival.
Speaker 4: We know you're capable. But then when you're out in
Speaker 4: Las Vegas on the loose alone.
Speaker 3: A challenge.
Speaker 10: Challenge they send Morgan this weekend, and then I go
Speaker 10: to the shows the next weekend and we see who
Speaker 10: does better.
Speaker 2: Challenge except that if you want to pay, Okay, you're
Speaker 2: gonna pay your own way.
Speaker 3: Great, that's not no Morgan. I hope you have fun.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be awesome. You're excited, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super excited.
Speaker 12: Because they also have Winter Wonderland happening at Fountain Blue,
Speaker 12: So I gotta do Christmas stuff. I gotta ice skate.
Speaker 12: You're gonna do a Santa brunt.
Speaker 2: This is she can pay to do this. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's the life you earned it. You burned it because
Speaker 2: you started doing this with your own money. Here you
Speaker 2: were doing in the companies. Like, she does a good job.
Speaker 2: So take that lunchbox as a note.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm going to send an email like I will.
Speaker 10: What you mean by sending a note?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly Take take the note.
Speaker 10: I'm going to send her the and be like, why
Speaker 10: did you pick Morgan?
Speaker 3: How to do it? That's not how to talk to executives?
Speaker 3: Who would you even send it to? You don't even
Speaker 3: know who you're sending it to. You don't even talk
Speaker 3: to the executives. You run from them. No, I don't
Speaker 3: run from them. They don't really talk to me.
Speaker 2: I don't talk to them.
Speaker 8: If you did want to send an email, can you
Speaker 8: share with him how to do it? That would be Actually,
Speaker 8: I think just saying hey, this sounds so exciting just
Speaker 8: in the future, I'd love to be considered for something
Speaker 8: like this because I think this is what I have
Speaker 8: to offer, and list out what you have to offer.
Speaker 2: You keep me in mind if it doesn't sack out
Speaker 2: with somebody else. I mean, that's honest. When we started
Speaker 2: on the show, so Amy started all the big stuff
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, if you can't do it,
Speaker 2: and they're flying me everywhere, I don't want to do
Speaker 2: this crap and not this crap, but like I was
Speaker 2: having to do New York in lad and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm tired and am He's like, hey, keep me in mind.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're in mind, go and then she
Speaker 2: crushes it.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is mister Vegas here. I'm just wondering why
Speaker 3: I think they cannot.
Speaker 8: I already said something to you. Well, I've said it
Speaker 8: in my head. I didn't say it out loud, but
Speaker 8: lunchbox for example, I know, but this is what I
Speaker 8: was going to do. Like you were, had a bunch
Speaker 8: of stuff you had to record early this morning, and
Speaker 8: some stuff I can even do for you, and I
Speaker 8: know that you haven't been feeling totally totally normal, and
Speaker 8: so I almost said like, hey, give those to me,
Speaker 8: I'll do them.
Speaker 3: See there you go, And then much didn't say that
Speaker 3: anyway more, goanna have fun.
Speaker 4: I guess that's I'm up right now, that's.
Speaker 3: Voicemail. I think we need a What's in my Bag?
Speaker 2: Bobby Bones Edition?
Speaker 4: I keep seeing him with all these Spanni act and
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 11: Need to know what he carries in them.
Speaker 2: First of all, tis not a fanny pack.
Speaker 3: It's a man bag, a k A.
Speaker 2: A purse, but a man purse, and I'm not ashamed
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: I always think there's like lots of money in there.
Speaker 2: No money, well, and a wallet ready to play.
Speaker 3: What's in the bag? Yes, there's always a piece of meat.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh, this is a chomp antibiotic free turkey chomps,
Speaker 2: just in case I'm having a little blood sugar.
Speaker 3: What I got a baseball? What's that for?
Speaker 2: I keep baseballs up here in case I'm a cool artist.
Speaker 4: Oh you have a stick of beans ball, you're the
Speaker 4: one pulling.
Speaker 3: I never thought of it. In my bag.
Speaker 2: I keep baseballs in case artists sign up so we
Speaker 2: can socks them off for Saint Jude. Did you hear
Speaker 2: what she just said?
Speaker 3: Next up? Next up.
Speaker 2: Amy deodorant, native deodorant that I don't have a deal with.
Speaker 3: No, no, but this is and I like, this is
Speaker 3: coconut and vanilla. That sounds good. Yeah it is, don't
Speaker 3: eat it, very tropical. There you go.
Speaker 2: A wallet, There we go. This would this would be
Speaker 2: where the cash is. Yeah, we don't think we're going
Speaker 2: to play that game. What how much cash is in
Speaker 2: the wallet? Do you want to know why? Because I'm
Speaker 2: still on money. I want in Vegas.
Speaker 3: When when's the last.
Speaker 2: Time we went?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that was September. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: One of the greatest things about having successes I just
Speaker 2: I just passed it.
Speaker 3: Hundreds and tips all the time. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest thing about being successful because I didn't
Speaker 2: have it and I needed to be tipped most of
Speaker 2: my life, and I I.
Speaker 3: Just pass up. It's a great look, and I don't
Speaker 3: have hundreds. I don't do it. Dang dude, what in
Speaker 3: the world that is awesome? I just passed one hundreds
Speaker 3: of tips? And how did you get all that money
Speaker 3: in Vegas?
Speaker 1: Winning?
Speaker 11: Because you are the luckiest sports sports betting because you're
Speaker 11: the luckiest.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not sports betting. That's not rolling a roulette. Well,
Speaker 2: that's making a decision.
Speaker 3: Still lucky.
Speaker 2: Next up, Oh, guys, new smelling all a different one
Speaker 2: I brought in for the show you more.
Speaker 3: I definitely know it's a different one. I don't know
Speaker 3: how good it is. Let's do it. We can try
Speaker 3: that in a minute. And then I have allergy medicine
Speaker 3: that's important here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do I need in the winter time as much?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, NonStop. Really be honest with you, I didn't take
Speaker 3: it this morning.
Speaker 4: How do you feel you feel?
Speaker 2: Logic to your hate. That's what's in my bag. So
Speaker 2: nothing crazy, just to just to you know. I'm surprised
Speaker 2: by the ball, but that's about it. Everything I have
Speaker 2: always you're not shocked by the meat. No, because I
Speaker 2: need sometimes to pick me up. As Amy would say,
Speaker 2: I got to meet the ball.
Speaker 3: Amy, you're in he to go to the guys.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the guys in the room, Eddie,
Speaker 2: and please be honest and you're feel free to speak openly.
Speaker 2: Did you what nothing? Go ahead? Did you honestly think
Speaker 2: when I pulled out a like a beef jerky stick
Speaker 2: and then a baseball?
Speaker 3: What Amy said aloud?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Me either, base anybody else? Pull other people?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: Well, you have the three dumbest, most juvenile guys in
Speaker 2: the room, right, Morgan, did you think that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 2: Morgan's on social media, right, okaym heat, Okay, you are.
Speaker 4: Really S's a weird way to put it, like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, but.
Speaker 2: That's why it's why it's okay, Okay there cool, Satisfied
Speaker 2: with that? Yeah, Okay, there you go. That is what's
Speaker 2: in Bobby's bag.
Speaker 3: Morgan. What happened?
Speaker 12: Well, I went to a concert and my family was there,
Speaker 12: and I decided to leave a little bit early to
Speaker 12: go grab the car. So I'm walking out in this
Speaker 12: parking lot by myself, and I happened to see a
Speaker 12: guy peeing by his truck and I'm like, okay, awkward,
Speaker 12: and I kind of fumbled and I like turn around
Speaker 12: to keep walking, and I don't know if he sees
Speaker 12: that I saw him, but he turns around and just
Speaker 12: looks at me and goes, you want to see my
Speaker 12: wo no oh, he's yeah, yeah, I didn't know if
Speaker 12: I can say the.
Speaker 2: Word question, okay many. First of all, I know that's
Speaker 2: that's a no, no, no, don't do that. Second of all,
Speaker 2: when he was peeing by his truck, was he peeing
Speaker 2: away from everybody where you couldn't see it, and he
Speaker 2: was just kind of like, yeah.
Speaker 12: I could just see his backside and you.
Speaker 3: Heard the stream happening.
Speaker 2: I think we've all still pretty public. I've been there,
Speaker 2: but I've been where I've had to peece some more
Speaker 2: and I do a bush and you're like, please don't look.
Speaker 3: But also, if it's after a concert's probably.
Speaker 4: Drunk, right, Yeah, I'm sure he had been drinking.
Speaker 2: Do you think he was saying that because he was
Speaker 2: like a pervo or, he was just so drunk and
Speaker 2: embarrassed that you walked up on him.
Speaker 1: I think it was.
Speaker 12: I think it was probably not the embarrassed because I
Speaker 12: don't feel like guys get embarrassed by peing in the
Speaker 12: middle of that. He was out there, he's like, no
Speaker 12: big deal. It was like a confident like you want.
Speaker 4: To see my And I was like, did that just
Speaker 4: actually come out of your mouth? So I don't know
Speaker 4: if he was a pervo or.
Speaker 2: He was like hitting on me in a weird way.
Speaker 2: That's not the way to hit on a way, that
Speaker 2: is not the way to hit on.
Speaker 3: What was your answer?
Speaker 12: I said, absolutely not, sir, and I just like took
Speaker 12: my hand over my eyes and I kept walking.
Speaker 2: Was it to the point where you felt like he
Speaker 2: was out of control you needed to call the cops
Speaker 2: or was he just drunk a ping get back in
Speaker 2: his truck.
Speaker 12: I think it was gonna be the latter. I didn't
Speaker 12: call the cops, but I did start walking. I picked
Speaker 12: up the skill of my walking a lot faster.
Speaker 3: And then what concert was it?
Speaker 12: It was for the big ninety eights friends giving, so
Speaker 12: it was out at the opry too, for his country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not saying that it was all right in any whatsoever. Okay,
Speaker 2: So here's my final verdict here. I'm okay with you
Speaker 2: not calling the cops because he wasn't like walking around
Speaker 2: showing saying who wants to see it? Like churnch coat guy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: didn't that happen to somebody here in Walmart parking lot.
Speaker 3: Oh Man on the.
Speaker 2: Show, maybe it was one of rain turns for that,
Speaker 2: because it's a difference. I think this guy was way drunk.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said no, did you think there's a world?
Speaker 2: I'd say, yes, well.
Speaker 3: Maybe for a bit, Yeah, prove it? What do you cat?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I would have called the cops
Speaker 2: if I felt like he was just drunk and getting
Speaker 2: and just getting in his truck.
Speaker 3: Amy, No, am I wrong?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean the way Morgan is telling it,
Speaker 4: I don't think you.
Speaker 8: Ever felt like that he was a threat to a
Speaker 8: much violated in a way as more of like, okay,
Speaker 8: you're being ridiculous, keep walking, but if you know, if
Speaker 8: that energy changed, then you need to call somebody.
Speaker 3: Good point about the energy change.
Speaker 2: I think if he asked me that and I'm walking,
Speaker 2: I would have said yes, I put my phone out.
Speaker 3: And just see and just been like, all right, you.
Speaker 2: Want to talk a game, let's go and me to
Speaker 2: be proud of It's like cold night out in the
Speaker 2: parking garage.
Speaker 8: But anybody listening this thinking that might be funny. It's
Speaker 8: not because for any woman that can, that's a very
Speaker 8: like you're instantly put in a situation where no matter
Speaker 8: what you say, like what what is going to cause
Speaker 8: him someone to react a certain way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying for me, I'm not a woman.
Speaker 2: I know I'd have kicked him right in as packer too,
Speaker 2: if you like, he'd have been close whack with my
Speaker 2: phone out. Oh yeah, Oh I put that on TikTok
Speaker 2: hashtag pecker whack, which to be taken weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird, Morgan. I'm sorry that that happened, but
Speaker 3: you didn't see it, thankfully. And he was just drunk.
Speaker 2: I've walked I've walked up a parking garage the stairs
Speaker 2: and why do people paying parking garage staircase stairwells? They
Speaker 2: smell I know, but it's the way I walked right in,
Speaker 2: and I did see dude's winger and he's just in
Speaker 2: away and I ain't call the cops because he was
Speaker 2: just he was drunk.
Speaker 3: A pee in the stairwell. Why do we pee in
Speaker 3: the stairwell? But I mean I used to do it.
Speaker 2: No, ain't that private people are coming up and it
Speaker 2: smells so.
Speaker 3: Sell every stairwell of a parking garage like that.
Speaker 2: They didn't even ask me. I just saw it. Uh, Morgan,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that happened.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 12: But also I have a question, why do guys pe
Speaker 12: outside when you guys never have.
Speaker 2: Lines for your bathroom because we easily can and we
Speaker 2: can go anywhere at any time without having to walk
Speaker 2: to the bathroom if it's outside.
Speaker 3: It's an unfair situation because you we don't have to squad,
Speaker 3: we don't have to do it. It's pretty easy.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: We can go anywhere. We have a pointer. We have
Speaker 3: a laser pointer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so we can actually point it to a
Speaker 2: place we know is not But this guy shouldn't have
Speaker 2: done that. So I'm not say that. I'm made a
Speaker 2: couple of jokes. I'm funny guy, but you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: But that's why we can do it. It's very easy.
Speaker 2: We can sometimes I'll pay in the back what you know.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something to my dog Stanley. He
Speaker 2: thinks he owns a place because I will go in
Speaker 2: the backyard to take him out. I'll pee on a bush.
Speaker 2: He will see me doing it from across here. Spread
Speaker 2: over and on top of my pea to let me know.
Speaker 2: He now, you own this buddy, that's his bush a
Speaker 2: dog you want to not eat, I won't feed you.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable. He pees on top of my pee. He's
Speaker 2: in marking my territory so that we do it. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I'll he was not even looking, and I'll pee when
Speaker 2: he's not looking, and he'll walk all the way back
Speaker 2: and go like uh huh and go right over to him.
Speaker 3: Peel. Unbelievable. Anyway, I think him and my wife having
Speaker 3: an affair. All right, I'm kidding, all right, thank you
Speaker 3: Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 4: Sorry I'm today.
Speaker 10: This story comes us from Youngstown, Ohio. A thirty two
Speaker 10: year old man wanted some breakfast. He goes to the local
Speaker 10: Denny's orders himself a grand Slam, and he's like, I
Speaker 10: know how to get a discount. He pulls out a
Speaker 10: little to bad. He says, hey, look, I'm a detective, Like,
Speaker 10: oh yeah, you get a discount because you're a police officer.
Speaker 10: And then he throws two twenties on the table and leaves.
Speaker 10: Only problem was counterfeit twenties and he wasn't a real detective.
Speaker 1: Everything was fake.
Speaker 2: How much was the meal?
Speaker 3: Does it say? It was like twelve dollars?
Speaker 5: So where he messed up was here we go. Well,
Speaker 5: first of all, he did everything wrong. I'd like to
Speaker 5: say he did everything wrong. He lied about who he was.
Speaker 5: He's counterfeit money. If you're asking for a discount, but
Speaker 5: then you like way over tip and wait, why would
Speaker 5: you throw forty dollars out there after asking for a discount.
Speaker 3: That's fake money.
Speaker 1: He wanted to tip though, I hear you, I hear you.
Speaker 2: But everything's wrong about this. So then what happens?
Speaker 10: They saw that it was counterfeit money, they got his
Speaker 10: license plate, called police. Turns out he wasn't a detective
Speaker 10: any counterfeit money.
Speaker 3: Just he did it all wrong. Everything was wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, I munch box.
Speaker 10: That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2: Okay, here you go, break your news. I never thought
Speaker 2: I would see this. Glad to see it. They say,
Speaker 2: forget a pay raise. Most workers just want to thank.
Speaker 1: You, No chance, that's the story.
Speaker 2: Breaking news. Wow, what an amazing story.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 8: I think maybe it's just seeking to the fact that
Speaker 8: sometimes appreciation can go a long way.
Speaker 2: So without money, pay raise goes a lot farther. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can only go so far, study finds has the story.
Speaker 2: A new poll of two thousand US employees found that
Speaker 2: fifty five percent feel more appreciated during the holiday season
Speaker 2: than any other time of the year. And they talk
Speaker 2: about the holiday party, they talk about the free food,
Speaker 2: their workplace friends. Then they get to the appreciation part
Speaker 2: of it, and they say, receiving appreciation from your boss
Speaker 2: is the best way to show gratitude.
Speaker 4: Huh. Well, I'm a words of affirmation person, so I
Speaker 4: love that.
Speaker 2: Have yourself a raise.
Speaker 3: Great job today?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, great job?
Speaker 2: Just like No, you just got one great job today.
Speaker 4: That's the raise, is just a great job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, affirmation. You just got an affirmation raise.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I need you to mean it. You can't
Speaker 4: just like throw it out, great job today, No.
Speaker 2: It needs to be that wonderful work this past show today.
Speaker 4: No, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 2: That's two races in one day.
Speaker 1: Have you all ever gotten a bonus?
Speaker 2: They're gonna kill me in HR. I used to get
Speaker 2: ratings bonuses all the time.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool, yeah, but never for a long time.
Speaker 1: Ago holiday bonus once.
Speaker 2: Once the show became like a in so many markets, couldn't.
Speaker 2: But no, nothing like a holiday bonus only like we
Speaker 2: have to pay you because in your contract it says.
Speaker 3: If you do this, you get this.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool though, But we used to.
Speaker 2: Get like turkeys if they were' from the company, they
Speaker 2: were from a sponsor of the company, like a real turkey,
Speaker 2: not a lot like, yeah, you brought a company bonus.
Speaker 3: It was Christmas.
Speaker 11: No never, but but like you see it in the movies,
Speaker 11: I'm like, God, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Not in a long time, since they're black and white.
Speaker 2: You watch black and white movies.
Speaker 1: No, like a Christmas vacation. You know, it's like waiting
Speaker 1: for holiday.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: That's uh. Before things are automatic, you know, we're done.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2: The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written, produced and saying
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Speaker 2: Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
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