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Speaker 1: Second dat up date. If you want to make a
Speaker 1: first date memorable, you really only have one of two options.
Speaker 1: Either you can be very romantic, or you have to
Speaker 1: expose them to something that has a high rate of mortality.
Speaker 1: It's either flowers or funerals, knowing between. If you want
Speaker 1: to make somebody remember a first date. And Raoul is
Speaker 1: on the phone right now to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: and he is a man that I can respect because
Speaker 1: he did one of those things. Raoul, what's up, man?
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: it worked out for me. Now, please don't tell me
Speaker 1: that she's actually dead. Yeah what? No, Well I haven't
Speaker 1: s she might as well be. Yeah, No, she is.
Speaker 1: She is. We're actually we're actually going to attempt to
Speaker 1: call her with a second second date update from beyond
Speaker 1: the graund No, No, she's alive. I'm sure she's fine.
Speaker 1: She's just not talking to me. You know. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. Before we get into what you actually did
Speaker 1: on your date. Tell us a little bit about her.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Just being okay? And where'd you meet her?
Speaker 1: We've met online? Okay. I thought she was really, really
Speaker 1: cute and know she had beautiful eyes. They were amazing
Speaker 1: and I loved her bio. You know. She said that
Speaker 1: she's a risk taker, and you know you don't see
Speaker 1: that too often. Okay, And what does that mean to
Speaker 1: you to be a risk taker? Um? You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's being spontaneous and trying new things. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a living without a schedule. I like it. You
Speaker 1: are a wild man, Raoul. Yeah, I can do you sometimes. Kay.
Speaker 1: So what did you plan for your date? Well? I
Speaker 1: thought I would supply as her talking about being spontaneous,
Speaker 1: so I told her we were going to restaurant and
Speaker 1: I gave her the address. And when she showed up
Speaker 1: at the restaurant, you know, obviously she assumed that we
Speaker 1: were going to be eating there and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, actually we're actually going down the road, and
Speaker 1: so she was like wondering what it was. Yeah, i'd
Speaker 1: be scared of you, Raoul, I would be nervous. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with Jubil on this one, like first date
Speaker 1: off a dating nap or the internet or whatever. Surprises
Speaker 1: usually aren't going to work for you. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: she saw that I was trustworthy. You know, I'm a
Speaker 1: trustworthy person. I wasn't going to take her in the
Speaker 1: middle of a field or something. But you kind of
Speaker 1: did what what did you guys do? That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I kind of did you did? Actually? Okay, now you're
Speaker 1: laughing about it, Raoul, you do sound buddy. It was
Speaker 1: a spirit of riskcake, you know. So I took it
Speaker 1: down the road and I took her to a skydiving center.
Speaker 1: He took her surprise skydiving on your first date. No,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, bad, idea bad. It's that's like something that
Speaker 1: people have to think of, you know, or like a
Speaker 1: bucket list item. It's it's something that you went your
Speaker 1: whole life to do, if you're going to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she was totally into it. You know. It was well,
Speaker 1: you know, we we've been chatting online already about it,
Speaker 1: and and she said that she she really wanted to
Speaker 1: do it, So I thought, why not surprised it with that? Okay,
Speaker 1: what did she say? What were her words? When you're
Speaker 1: like toda, we're jumping out of an airplane. I could
Speaker 1: tell she sort of had that blend in her eye,
Speaker 1: and I could tell that she was into it. Whoa gosh,
Speaker 1: and I was already paid for it too. Okay, even better, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, because that's expensive. That is not a cheap day.
Speaker 1: How did everything go when you actually jumped out of
Speaker 1: an airplane? Okay? All right? So this is this is
Speaker 1: the this is the part that's hard to talk about.
Speaker 1: But so we go through all the training and everything, right,
Speaker 1: and you have to go through the other position and
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And it's a tandem dive where you have,
Speaker 1: you know, the instructor sort of glued to your back,
Speaker 1: and so I'm supposed to jump first, and they opened
Speaker 1: the door and I looked down and I just I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I couldn't jump. What buddy? So you're
Speaker 1: you're sitting there with one of the instructors strapped to
Speaker 1: your back about to push you off the airplane. And
Speaker 1: would you stop him? I just said, I just started
Speaker 1: yelling no, no, and you know, I fought him and
Speaker 1: I freaked out and I wigged. I wigged out. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, this whole time I know she's watching all this,
Speaker 1: and it just so I went, and you know, I
Speaker 1: we got out of the way, and then she went
Speaker 1: and she jumped no problem at all, I mean, no hesitation, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And did you actually jump or did you just hang
Speaker 1: out on the plane and well no, So, like you know,
Speaker 1: they talked to me and then we circled around, you know,
Speaker 1: to the spot, and then I finally jumped. Yes, oh
Speaker 1: you did. You beat your fear and you made it happen.
Speaker 1: What was it like? Let me tell you. I had
Speaker 1: to be honest, I hated it. Okay, man, you know,
Speaker 1: skydiving is not for everybody. At least you figured it
Speaker 1: out that day. Too bad it had to be on
Speaker 1: a first date with somebody who seems like they probably
Speaker 1: liked it. Yeah. And then when we landed, the instructor
Speaker 1: was like joking around that he went deaf from me,
Speaker 1: screaming in his ear. Oh man. And what was her
Speaker 1: response to this whole experience. I mean, she said I
Speaker 1: was very brave and et cetera. But I mean I
Speaker 1: could just tell that, you know, she was sort of
Speaker 1: I felt she was like laughing at me inside. You know,
Speaker 1: it was embarrassing. And how did everything end after the day,
Speaker 1: you know, kissing or did she hold you like a
Speaker 1: baby and let you cry. No, it was just uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: and I you know, I asked if she wanted to book,
Speaker 1: you know, get a bite to eat, and she said
Speaker 1: she was just really tired from all the day's activities,
Speaker 1: which I understood. So, you know, we just gave each
Speaker 1: other a hug and you know we said good bye.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that did not work out how you expect
Speaker 1: it too, did it? Nope? Is that the last you've
Speaker 1: heard from her? Or have you guys talked at all since?
Speaker 1: I mean, I've tried to reach her, you know, I
Speaker 1: texted her an emailed, UM, I haven't heard back. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song come back and then call
Speaker 1: her and find out if you being a little scaredy
Speaker 1: cat on the plane I was causing you not to
Speaker 1: get a second date. Yeah, thanks a lot for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll get your second day update right after
Speaker 1: this thing brooking jubil in the morning second date, right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update. And if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, today's second date update is proof
Speaker 1: that you should not take risks in life. Just be
Speaker 1: safe because every time you take a risk, it screws
Speaker 1: something up. Oh man, right, Raoul? Yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah, Raul.
Speaker 1: If you would have just taken this girl to dinner,
Speaker 1: maybe a movie, who knows, you could have been married
Speaker 1: by now. But instead you had to surprise her with
Speaker 1: a skydiving trip, and then you ended up getting scared
Speaker 1: and not being able to jump out, and now she's
Speaker 1: judging you. Yeah. No, good deed goes unpunished. Right. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what that means, Raoul, don't even know
Speaker 1: what that means. All I know is you screwed up
Speaker 1: by taking her skydiving on the first date. That is
Speaker 1: an expensive first date. And we don't know for sure
Speaker 1: that she's judging him for not jumping and screaming like
Speaker 1: a little baby inside the plane. Okay, true, if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, he took a girl name Justine skydiving.
Speaker 1: The only thing is Raoul was scared to jump out
Speaker 1: of the plane. Yeah, she jumped out. They had to
Speaker 1: circle around again. He finally jumped out, but yelled so
Speaker 1: loud the instructor even commented on it after, like, wow,
Speaker 1: you I've never heard anybody screamed that one. So that's
Speaker 1: why Raoul thinks he's not getting a call. All right, man,
Speaker 1: you're ready to get her on the phone. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess so. Oh you sound so defeated, buddy, be brave
Speaker 1: this time. Okay, okay, right, sound like you're more nervous
Speaker 1: now than you would be going skydiving. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's kind of it. Man. Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone hmer. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Justine? Please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Justine? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, fine,
Speaker 1: who is this Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay, we're calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners actually asked us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone about skydiving. Yeah, it's actually true skydiving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you went skydiving just what like week week and a
Speaker 1: half ago, now something like that. How did you know that?
Speaker 1: Because Raoul, the dude that you went skydiving with, wanted
Speaker 1: us to call you because we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. So Raoul told
Speaker 1: us how you guys went skydiving, and now he can't
Speaker 1: get a hold of you. So he asked if we
Speaker 1: could help. So you're calling to ask me for Raoul?
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing? Yes, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: a middle school type situation, right, Yeah, do you like
Speaker 1: our friend Raoul? Can you check yes or no in
Speaker 1: this box? So true? Yeah, I definitely have to check
Speaker 1: no on that box. Okay, makes sense? Okay, Well do
Speaker 1: you mind telling us why he lied to me? What?
Speaker 1: That is not the answer I was expecting. I thought
Speaker 1: you meant like it wasn't because he was being a
Speaker 1: big cissy and wouldn't jump out of the plane. No,
Speaker 1: I was so over it before that even happened. You
Speaker 1: were over the date, before you guys even went skydiving.
Speaker 1: His account is way different. I mean, other than being
Speaker 1: scared to jump out of the plane, he thought you
Speaker 1: had a great time. I mean I had a great
Speaker 1: time skydiving. Okay, so that was fun. But what did
Speaker 1: he lie to you about? He kind of catfished me.
Speaker 1: Oh did he look totally different than what his picture
Speaker 1: did on the dating profile? No, he looked like his picture.
Speaker 1: It as him. It was the same guy from the photo.
Speaker 1: So how did he catfishy? Then? Yeah, like his job
Speaker 1: or something. He just lied on his dating profile. He
Speaker 1: said he was five eighth, and I knew right away
Speaker 1: when I walked up and saw him. He is taller
Speaker 1: than he said he was. Wait, what he's taller than
Speaker 1: five eight? Yeah, he is definitely taller than five eight
Speaker 1: because I am five ten and he was as tall
Speaker 1: as me. And I only date shorter guys. What okay,
Speaker 1: are you like the only girl that has ever said
Speaker 1: that in the history of like the universe. It doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter. He's still lied. Wait, I okay, right now,
Speaker 1: I don't even care about that point. Why do you
Speaker 1: want to date guys that are shorter than you? I
Speaker 1: like to date shorter guys because I'm five ten, and
Speaker 1: guys who are shorter than me they try harder, They're
Speaker 1: a lot nicer. Tall guys are usually really talky and douchey,
Speaker 1: and I've just learned from experience it is always better.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, I'm like five to seven maybe, and
Speaker 1: I've been saying that my whole life, that shorter dudes
Speaker 1: we have to work harder. You know, well, I would
Speaker 1: agree with you. Yeah, yeah, okay, you guys like even
Speaker 1: if you want to make that big generalization, and that's true,
Speaker 1: was Raoul cocky and a douche like I feel like
Speaker 1: you're judging him before he even got a word out.
Speaker 1: I mean it doesn't matter, because I've had enough experience
Speaker 1: to know that shorter guys are just better, and I
Speaker 1: mean they're hotter to me. Wow, thank you on behalf
Speaker 1: of all the short dudes. This is the best second
Speaker 1: day we've ever done. I like what I like, okay.
Speaker 1: For example, I like being able to help out around
Speaker 1: the house and reach the tall things that the guy can't.
Speaker 1: I think that's fun, okay, And I like going out
Speaker 1: with a guy that can be the little spoon. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I want to be the big spoon, and that's
Speaker 1: a lot easier when the guy short. It just seem
Speaker 1: What do you feel about like a guy having a
Speaker 1: gun on his tiptoes to kiss you when you're niels?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think it's really really cute. Is
Speaker 1: it the best? It's hilarious. I love it because I
Speaker 1: like taller women to put on eye heels next to
Speaker 1: me and make me feel like a little dude. Oh
Speaker 1: if you have if you don't tell me you have
Speaker 1: a big nose, just I won't be able to finish this.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to be her little pocket friend boy. Um, Justine,
Speaker 1: I'll calm down and and fall back for a second,
Speaker 1: but I do need to let you know that Raoul
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you what I've just seen. Seriously, just so,
Speaker 1: are you? Are you kidding me? I mean that that's
Speaker 1: why you're not calling me back? Yeah, because you lied
Speaker 1: to me. I don't date liars and I don't date
Speaker 1: taul guys, you're both. But you're a lying, tall bastard
Speaker 1: role I mean, but this has to be the first
Speaker 1: time in history. Guys always live here they're taller. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you lying and saying your shorter role? Look,
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize I put five minutes. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: go back and fix it, but just come on. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why you don't want to date me because I'm,
Speaker 1: you know, two inches taller than I said I was.
Speaker 1: Are you five eight or under? No? But I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, fine, and I'm not interested. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you could be missing out. Unlike the person of your dreams,
Speaker 1: you could be missing out on amazing people just because
Speaker 1: of this weird height restriction for you or she could
Speaker 1: be more accepting to amazing people who are closer to
Speaker 1: the ground. Depends how you look at it. Just and
Speaker 1: I'm on your side. Why are you guys trying to
Speaker 1: tell me what I like. I've been with guys. I
Speaker 1: know my height cut off. I want to be with
Speaker 1: a guy who's five eight or under it that we
Speaker 1: don't even need a king five beet Okay, And I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you. I am fully behind you on this one.
Speaker 1: You have my complete support. Justaing. Come on, I mean
Speaker 1: you know that. Don't you like to feel protected by
Speaker 1: a guy who's you know, three four five inches taller
Speaker 1: than What are you saying I need protection that I
Speaker 1: can't protect myself. I'd prefer to be the guy who
Speaker 1: could jump out of a plane before me without throwing
Speaker 1: a little fit. Just got a point, all right, you
Speaker 1: got me there. But you know I finally did jump, Okay,
Speaker 1: I of you. Well, I'm pretty sure that we all
Speaker 1: know the answer to this. But Justine, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Raoul one more time? On a second?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. You didn't let me finish
Speaker 1: the sentence. Just see, we'll pay for it. No, No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't believe it. I mean over two inches.
Speaker 1: Whoever heard of a girl that wants a shorter guy?
Speaker 1: I mean a bizarre Oh, I think if anything, you know,
Speaker 1: you cut your losses roll. It's not something that you
Speaker 1: could actually control, so I wouldn't feel too awful about it.
Speaker 1: And I spent four hundred blocky feel bad about you
Speaker 1: are out four hundred dollars. It was expensive first date, Raoul?
Speaker 1: Can you pay for that? Definitely not. No, we will
Speaker 1: not be paying for your first date that you went on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you were going to pay for the second date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there wasn't gonna be four dollars like a twenty
Speaker 1: five dollar gift card Red Robin or something like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm not doing that. Justine, are you still there?
Speaker 1: Have you hung up on us by now? Oh? I'm here? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for talking to us, and thank you for
Speaker 1: telling us why you don't want to date Raoul. You're awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll be hitting you up later. That was going
Speaker 1: to happen, I'm real shure. Yeah, go out with him? Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 1: Raoul didn't work out for you. I guess you got
Speaker 1: to find a girl who's accepting of you. Tall freaks
Speaker 1: out there. You know, I'm five ten. I'm not even
Speaker 1: at tall for playing out. Well it's a good point.
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry you're too tall to ride this right,
Speaker 1: so man broken Juwil in the morning,