WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Skydiving for Shorty

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<v Speaker 1>Second dat up date. If you want to make a

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<v Speaker 1>first date memorable, you really only have one of two options.

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<v Speaker 1>Either you can be very romantic, or you have to

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<v Speaker 1>expose them to something that has a high rate of mortality.

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<v Speaker 1>It's either flowers or funerals, knowing between. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to make somebody remember a first date. And Raoul is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone right now to do a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is a man that I can respect because

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<v Speaker 1>he did one of those things. Raoul, what's up, man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Oh? I don't know. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it worked out for me. Now, please don't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>that she's actually dead. Yeah what? No, Well I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>s she might as well be. Yeah, No, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>She is. We're actually we're actually going to attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>call her with a second second date update from beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the graund No, No, she's alive. I'm sure she's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just not talking to me. You know. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Before we get into what you actually did

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<v Speaker 1>on your date. Tell us a little bit about her.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Just being okay? And where'd you meet her?

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<v Speaker 1>We've met online? Okay. I thought she was really, really

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<v Speaker 1>cute and know she had beautiful eyes. They were amazing

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<v Speaker 1>and I loved her bio. You know. She said that

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<v Speaker 1>she's a risk taker, and you know you don't see

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<v Speaker 1>that too often. Okay, And what does that mean to

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<v Speaker 1>you to be a risk taker? Um? You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's being spontaneous and trying new things. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a living without a schedule. I like it. You

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<v Speaker 1>are a wild man, Raoul. Yeah, I can do you sometimes. Kay.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you plan for your date? Well? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I would supply as her talking about being spontaneous,

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<v Speaker 1>so I told her we were going to restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her the address. And when she showed up

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant, you know, obviously she assumed that we

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<v Speaker 1>were going to be eating there and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, actually we're actually going down the road, and

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<v Speaker 1>so she was like wondering what it was. Yeah, i'd

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<v Speaker 1>be scared of you, Raoul, I would be nervous. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go with Jubil on this one, like first date

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<v Speaker 1>off a dating nap or the internet or whatever. Surprises

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<v Speaker 1>usually aren't going to work for you. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>she saw that I was trustworthy. You know, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>trustworthy person. I wasn't going to take her in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a field or something. But you kind of

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<v Speaker 1>did what what did you guys do? That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of did you did? Actually? Okay, now you're

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<v Speaker 1>laughing about it, Raoul, you do sound buddy. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a spirit of riskcake, you know. So I took it

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<v Speaker 1>down the road and I took her to a skydiving center.

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<v Speaker 1>He took her surprise skydiving on your first date. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy, bad, idea bad. It's that's like something that

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<v Speaker 1>people have to think of, you know, or like a

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<v Speaker 1>bucket list item. It's it's something that you went your

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<v Speaker 1>whole life to do, if you're going to do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was totally into it. You know. It was well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we we've been chatting online already about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and and she said that she she really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do it, So I thought, why not surprised it with that? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did she say? What were her words? When you're

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<v Speaker 1>like toda, we're jumping out of an airplane. I could

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<v Speaker 1>tell she sort of had that blend in her eye,

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<v Speaker 1>and I could tell that she was into it. Whoa gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was already paid for it too. Okay, even better, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, because that's expensive. That is not a cheap day.

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<v Speaker 1>How did everything go when you actually jumped out of

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<v Speaker 1>an airplane? Okay? All right? So this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>the this is the part that's hard to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>But so we go through all the training and everything, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to go through the other position and

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<v Speaker 1>all this stuff. And it's a tandem dive where you have,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the instructor sort of glued to your back,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm supposed to jump first, and they opened

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<v Speaker 1>the door and I looked down and I just I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't do it. I couldn't jump. What buddy? So you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're sitting there with one of the instructors strapped to

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<v Speaker 1>your back about to push you off the airplane. And

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<v Speaker 1>would you stop him? I just said, I just started

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<v Speaker 1>yelling no, no, and you know, I fought him and

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<v Speaker 1>I freaked out and I wigged. I wigged out. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this whole time I know she's watching all this,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just so I went, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>we got out of the way, and then she went

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<v Speaker 1>and she jumped no problem at all, I mean, no hesitation, right, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And did you actually jump or did you just hang

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<v Speaker 1>out on the plane and well no, So, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they talked to me and then we circled around, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to the spot, and then I finally jumped. Yes, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you did. You beat your fear and you made it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it like? Let me tell you. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest, I hated it. Okay, man, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>skydiving is not for everybody. At least you figured it

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<v Speaker 1>out that day. Too bad it had to be on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date with somebody who seems like they probably

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<v Speaker 1>liked it. Yeah. And then when we landed, the instructor

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<v Speaker 1>was like joking around that he went deaf from me,

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<v Speaker 1>screaming in his ear. Oh man. And what was her

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<v Speaker 1>response to this whole experience. I mean, she said I

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<v Speaker 1>was very brave and et cetera. But I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>could just tell that, you know, she was sort of

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<v Speaker 1>I felt she was like laughing at me inside. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was embarrassing. And how did everything end after the day,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, kissing or did she hold you like a

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<v Speaker 1>baby and let you cry. No, it was just uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>and I you know, I asked if she wanted to book,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get a bite to eat, and she said

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<v Speaker 1>she was just really tired from all the day's activities,

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<v Speaker 1>which I understood. So, you know, we just gave each

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<v Speaker 1>other a hug and you know we said good bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that did not work out how you expect

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<v Speaker 1>it too, did it? Nope? Is that the last you've

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<v Speaker 1>heard from her? Or have you guys talked at all since?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've tried to reach her, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>texted her an emailed, UM, I haven't heard back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll play a song come back and then call

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<v Speaker 1>her and find out if you being a little scaredy

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<v Speaker 1>cat on the plane I was causing you not to

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<v Speaker 1>get a second date. Yeah, thanks a lot for that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll get your second day update right after

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<v Speaker 1>this thing brooking jubil in the morning second date, right

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of a second date update. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just joining us, today's second date update is proof

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<v Speaker 1>that you should not take risks in life. Just be

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<v Speaker 1>safe because every time you take a risk, it screws

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<v Speaker 1>something up. Oh man, right, Raoul? Yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah, Raul.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would have just taken this girl to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a movie, who knows, you could have been married

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<v Speaker 1>by now. But instead you had to surprise her with

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<v Speaker 1>a skydiving trip, and then you ended up getting scared

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<v Speaker 1>and not being able to jump out, and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>judging you. Yeah. No, good deed goes unpunished. Right. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that means, Raoul, don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what that means. All I know is you screwed up

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<v Speaker 1>by taking her skydiving on the first date. That is

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<v Speaker 1>an expensive first date. And we don't know for sure

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<v Speaker 1>that she's judging him for not jumping and screaming like

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<v Speaker 1>a little baby inside the plane. Okay, true, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us, he took a girl name Justine skydiving.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing is Raoul was scared to jump out

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<v Speaker 1>of the plane. Yeah, she jumped out. They had to

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<v Speaker 1>circle around again. He finally jumped out, but yelled so

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<v Speaker 1>loud the instructor even commented on it after, like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you I've never heard anybody screamed that one. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>why Raoul thinks he's not getting a call. All right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready to get her on the phone. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess so. Oh you sound so defeated, buddy, be brave

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<v Speaker 1>this time. Okay, okay, right, sound like you're more nervous

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<v Speaker 1>now than you would be going skydiving. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of it. Man. Okay, here we go. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna dollar phone hmer. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Justine? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is she? Hey Justine? How are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>who is this Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Okay, we're calling you because one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners actually asked us to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone about skydiving. Yeah, it's actually true skydiving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you went skydiving just what like week week and a

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<v Speaker 1>half ago, now something like that. How did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because Raoul, the dude that you went skydiving with, wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to call you because we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called the Second Date Update. So Raoul told

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<v Speaker 1>us how you guys went skydiving, and now he can't

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of you. So he asked if we

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<v Speaker 1>could help. So you're calling to ask me for Raoul?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what I'm hearing? Yes, it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a middle school type situation, right, Yeah, do you like

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<v Speaker 1>our friend Raoul? Can you check yes or no in

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<v Speaker 1>this box? So true? Yeah, I definitely have to check

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<v Speaker 1>no on that box. Okay, makes sense? Okay, Well do

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<v Speaker 1>you mind telling us why he lied to me? What?

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<v Speaker 1>That is not the answer I was expecting. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you meant like it wasn't because he was being a

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<v Speaker 1>big cissy and wouldn't jump out of the plane. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was so over it before that even happened. You

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<v Speaker 1>were over the date, before you guys even went skydiving.

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<v Speaker 1>His account is way different. I mean, other than being

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<v Speaker 1>scared to jump out of the plane, he thought you

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time. I mean I had a great

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<v Speaker 1>time skydiving. Okay, so that was fun. But what did

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<v Speaker 1>he lie to you about? He kind of catfished me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did he look totally different than what his picture

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<v Speaker 1>did on the dating profile? No, he looked like his picture.

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<v Speaker 1>It as him. It was the same guy from the photo.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did he catfishy? Then? Yeah, like his job

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<v Speaker 1>or something. He just lied on his dating profile. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he was five eighth, and I knew right away

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<v Speaker 1>when I walked up and saw him. He is taller

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<v Speaker 1>than he said he was. Wait, what he's taller than

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<v Speaker 1>five eight? Yeah, he is definitely taller than five eight

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<v Speaker 1>because I am five ten and he was as tall

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<v Speaker 1>as me. And I only date shorter guys. What okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you like the only girl that has ever said

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<v Speaker 1>that in the history of like the universe. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really matter. He's still lied. Wait, I okay, right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even care about that point. Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to date guys that are shorter than you? I

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<v Speaker 1>like to date shorter guys because I'm five ten, and

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<v Speaker 1>guys who are shorter than me they try harder, They're

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<v Speaker 1>a lot nicer. Tall guys are usually really talky and douchey,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've just learned from experience it is always better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm like, I'm like five to seven maybe, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been saying that my whole life, that shorter dudes

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<v Speaker 1>we have to work harder. You know, well, I would

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you. Yeah, yeah, okay, you guys like even

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to make that big generalization, and that's true,

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<v Speaker 1>was Raoul cocky and a douche like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you're judging him before he even got a word out.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it doesn't matter, because I've had enough experience

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<v Speaker 1>to know that shorter guys are just better, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean they're hotter to me. Wow, thank you on behalf

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<v Speaker 1>of all the short dudes. This is the best second

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<v Speaker 1>day we've ever done. I like what I like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, I like being able to help out around

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<v Speaker 1>the house and reach the tall things that the guy can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's fun, okay, And I like going out

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy that can be the little spoon. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I want to be the big spoon, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot easier when the guy short. It just seem

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<v Speaker 1>What do you feel about like a guy having a

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<v Speaker 1>gun on his tiptoes to kiss you when you're niels?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I think it's really really cute. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it the best? It's hilarious. I love it because I

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<v Speaker 1>like taller women to put on eye heels next to

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<v Speaker 1>me and make me feel like a little dude. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>if you have if you don't tell me you have

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<v Speaker 1>a big nose, just I won't be able to finish this.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop trying to be her little pocket friend boy. Um, Justine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll calm down and and fall back for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do need to let you know that Raoul

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you what I've just seen. Seriously, just so,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Are you kidding me? I mean that that's

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<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling me back? Yeah, because you lied

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I don't date liars and I don't date

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<v Speaker 1>taul guys, you're both. But you're a lying, tall bastard

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<v Speaker 1>role I mean, but this has to be the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in history. Guys always live here they're taller. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you lying and saying your shorter role? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even realize I put five minutes. Yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go back and fix it, but just come on. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you don't want to date me because I'm,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, two inches taller than I said I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you five eight or under? No? But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, okay, fine, and I'm not interested. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could be missing out. Unlike the person of your dreams,

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<v Speaker 1>you could be missing out on amazing people just because

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<v Speaker 1>of this weird height restriction for you or she could

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<v Speaker 1>be more accepting to amazing people who are closer to

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<v Speaker 1>the ground. Depends how you look at it. Just and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on your side. Why are you guys trying to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what I like. I've been with guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>know my height cut off. I want to be with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who's five eight or under it that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't even need a king five beet Okay, And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not telling you. I am fully behind you on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>You have my complete support. Justaing. Come on, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you know that. Don't you like to feel protected by

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who's you know, three four five inches taller

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<v Speaker 1>than What are you saying I need protection that I

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<v Speaker 1>can't protect myself. I'd prefer to be the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>could jump out of a plane before me without throwing

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<v Speaker 1>a little fit. Just got a point, all right, you

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<v Speaker 1>got me there. But you know I finally did jump, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I of you. Well, I'm pretty sure that we all

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<v Speaker 1>know the answer to this. But Justine, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Raoul one more time? On a second?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. You didn't let me finish

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<v Speaker 1>the sentence. Just see, we'll pay for it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't believe it. I mean over two inches.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever heard of a girl that wants a shorter guy?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a bizarre Oh, I think if anything, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you cut your losses roll. It's not something that you

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<v Speaker 1>could actually control, so I wouldn't feel too awful about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I spent four hundred blocky feel bad about you

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<v Speaker 1>are out four hundred dollars. It was expensive first date, Raoul?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you pay for that? Definitely not. No, we will

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<v Speaker 1>not be paying for your first date that you went on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well you were going to pay for the second date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but there wasn't gonna be four dollars like a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five dollar gift card Red Robin or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not doing that. Justine, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you hung up on us by now? Oh? I'm here? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for talking to us, and thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>telling us why you don't want to date Raoul. You're awesome. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll be hitting you up later. That was going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen, I'm real shure. Yeah, go out with him? Yeah, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>Raoul didn't work out for you. I guess you got

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<v Speaker 1>to find a girl who's accepting of you. Tall freaks

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<v Speaker 1>out there. You know, I'm five ten. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>at tall for playing out. Well it's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm sorry you're too tall to ride this right,

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<v Speaker 1>so man broken Juwil in the morning,