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Speaker 1: This just in.

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Speaker 2: Those astronauts who are finally returned home after nine months

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Speaker 2: of being stranded on the International Space Station are requesting

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Speaker 2: to go back because they're tired of doing chores around

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Speaker 2: the house. You see, it's easy to make up fake news.

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Speaker 3: True.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, and we want to help hone

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Speaker 2: your skills. It's spotting what's real news versus fake news.

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Speaker 2: That's why every week we do a segment geniusly called

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Speaker 2: real news or fake News. I give you a viral

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Speaker 2: news headline from the weekend. You have to see if

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Speaker 2: you can tell whether it's a real news story.

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Speaker 1: Or a fake one.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, first story and first headline for real news or

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Speaker 2: fake news. There was a lot of alligator news this week. Okay,

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Speaker 2: live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, real or fake?

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Speaker 3: Real?

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Speaker 1: May how do I get in there? It ain't got hands.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I read a lot of these alligator

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Speaker 3: stories too, so I'm going to come.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows it's too cold for an alligator there.

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Speaker 1: This is a fake news story.

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Speaker 2: If we're somewhere else, maybe I'd believe it. But a

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Speaker 2: live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, is that a

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Speaker 2: real news story or a fake news story that is

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Speaker 2: one hundred percent real.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Staff at the Pine River Motel and Sheboygan, Michigan, were

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Speaker 2: shocked to discover a live three foot long alligator named

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Speaker 2: Wally left behind in a recently vacated room by a

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Speaker 2: collector of exotic animals.

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Speaker 1: Left behind? How do you leave that behind? Like on purpose?

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Speaker 1: He was like by Wally?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: The owners said they believed Wally had escaped into the

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Speaker 2: wild oh and would eventually be he would reunite with

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Speaker 2: the alligator.

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Speaker 1: He's under the bed. How do you think that's going

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Speaker 1: to happen in Michigan? Bad mich Wow.

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Speaker 4: I I don't know what to say about that.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Stories about alligators being brought through TSA, turtles, all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's really strange. So I'm not surprised speaking of that.

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Speaker 2: Here's another news story for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 2: There was a lot of alligator stuff. Like I said

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Speaker 2: this week, Florida man claims emotional sport alligator him a

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Speaker 2: free first class upgrade. Now that one is that real

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Speaker 2: news are fake news.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fake, I'm gonna say real. It's Florida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but TSA a plane. Florida probably tried.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows the people who work at TSA and at

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Speaker 4: the airlines in Florida are from Florida, so this is true.

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Speaker 1: This is a fake news story in the Bible this

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Speaker 1: week nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Florida man clans emotional support alligorator got him a free

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Speaker 2: first class upgrade.

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Speaker 1: I feels so good to get this right.

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Speaker 2: The story said a man was allegedly allowed to bring

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Speaker 2: an alligator onto a plane after claiming it was a

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Speaker 2: therapy animal.

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Speaker 1: What I can't do that.

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Speaker 2: While emotional support peacocks and turkeys have made it onto

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Speaker 2: planes before, there still has not been an emotional support

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Speaker 2: alligator that's made it on you. Imagine he's sitting next

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Speaker 2: to someone who's holding a peacock.

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Speaker 1: I don't love that. Can I pet your peacock? Don't

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Speaker 1: they like? Mean?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 1: Don't they like peck you and stuff?

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Speaker 4: They're so beauty?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if peacocks are mean. News can be

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Speaker 1: pretty mean, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, and geese are a yeah?

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Speaker 1: Can I now might get you kicked off the plane?

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Speaker 1: It's real news or fake news.

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Speaker 2: Every week we bring you some of the top news

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Speaker 2: headlines from the week, some real, some fake and you

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Speaker 2: have to see whether you can tell if it's a

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Speaker 2: real new story or a fake one. NASA accidentally emails

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Speaker 2: the entire internet a self destruct code?

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Speaker 3: Is that a real new story or a fake I

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Speaker 3: really hope this is fake, But in light of all

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Speaker 3: of the news we've been hearing, I'm just gonna go with.

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Speaker 1: Iping it's fake.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows NASA uses carrier pigeons and not emails, So

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Speaker 4: this is a fake story.

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Speaker 2: This is actually a fake news story that people did

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Speaker 2: believe though good.

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Speaker 1: They claimed that.

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Speaker 2: NASA engineers accidentally mistakenly sent a shutdown command to every

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Speaker 2: computer online.

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Speaker 1: It was traced back to a viral meme.

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Speaker 2: NASA quickly confirmed that they don't even have the ability

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Speaker 2: to send global commands like that. They imagine the videos

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Speaker 2: people freaking out.

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Speaker 3: There no, this story right here is the reason why

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Speaker 3: we do this segment. How important is that? But to

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Speaker 3: know how fake that is?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: I'm right? I mean, seriously, freak somebody out he thought

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Speaker 1: it was real.

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Speaker 3: Just go check your email and if you didn't get it,

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Speaker 3: you'd be like out, Am I the only one who

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Speaker 3: didn't get the U? But me?

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Speaker 1: Real news or fake news? I give you a news headline.

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Speaker 2: You have to see whether you can tell if it's

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Speaker 2: a real news story or a fake news story. Whales

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Speaker 2: swallows kayaker and then spits him out. Is that a

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Speaker 2: real thing that happened? Or is that a fake news story?

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Speaker 1: I want this to be real. What I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it's real? But like, why would you want to be real?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just a good story. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go with real.

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Speaker 4: Everyone knows kayakers are insufferable personality and taste wise.

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Speaker 3: This is would be like Moby Dick. Isn't the guy

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Speaker 3: that got eat by the whale that lived inside there?

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Speaker 1: I didn't read in high school. I feel like it

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Speaker 1: is Victoria. I'm gonna say real, real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, whales swallows Kayaker then spits him out.

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Speaker 1: That is a real news story because they tastes awful.

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Speaker 2: The kayaker was briefly engulfed by a humpback whale off

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Speaker 2: of California his coat before being expelled and unharmed.

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Speaker 1: What a cool story to tell about.

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Speaker 4: The whale was just walking around with his mouth open

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Speaker 4: and caught a flying Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whale was swimming and he did the thing

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Speaker 2: that humans do if you get a fly and.

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Speaker 1: That I never want to be on a kayak.

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Speaker 3: But but I would start to get so conscious and

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Speaker 3: be like, oh, I'm sorry, man.

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Speaker 2: Do I smell I taste funny? And another real news

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Speaker 2: or fake news headline. I give you a news headline

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Speaker 2: if you can tell whether it's real news or fake news.

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Speaker 2: Movie theater introduces new quiet movie theater policy. Anyone caught

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Speaker 2: talking must publicly explain the plot so far.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing fake real says real. Oh, that one's a

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Speaker 1: hard one. I'm gonna go it's fake. I don't think

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Speaker 1: they're gonna Actually, that's not a thing.

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Speaker 4: While I would open this theater, this sounds like my

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Speaker 4: kind in theater, I want to say that we are

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Speaker 4: entirely too sensitive for this kind of operation.

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Speaker 2: So this is a fake story. It is one hundred

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Speaker 2: percent fake. That would be an amazing rule. Sorry, what's

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Speaker 2: your name, Hank, Hank, get up to the front of.

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Speaker 1: The theater, explain the plot so far? Because you're talking.

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Speaker 1: That should actually be a real thing.

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Speaker 3: You're getting giked out that that makes it fun, that

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Speaker 3: it really does