Speaker 1: Second dat day. Out of all the great places to
Speaker 1: meet someone, there's the library, the monastery, the penitentiary. The
Speaker 1: coolest place to meet somebody that has an ary in
Speaker 1: it is probably at a house party. Oh now we're talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like the exact opposite of all the other places.
Speaker 1: And that's why it's the best, because it's got all
Speaker 1: the ingredients for people you already know. There lots and
Speaker 1: lots of booze, sometimes fun games, and even a chance
Speaker 1: to make a mistake that you'll enjoy for at least
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, maybe more. I don't get it. That's where
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Nick, met a woman recently. Not
Speaker 1: sure if any happy mistakes happen, but let's find out, Nick,
Speaker 1: you go a full thirty Oh yeah, oh yeah, don't
Speaker 1: start like this. I'm just joking around, man. So it's
Speaker 1: said in your email that you sent to us that
Speaker 1: you met a girl at a house party. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: we met at a house party. Okay, what's her name
Speaker 1: is about? And then what level of inebriation were you
Speaker 1: when you guys met I mean, you know, we were
Speaker 1: a pill hearing, but there was a lot of drinking
Speaker 1: and stuff, all right, remember it? Yeah, yeah, you knew
Speaker 1: her name. What was the meeting? Like paint a picture
Speaker 1: for us? It was really cool. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of people and we got matched
Speaker 1: together as teammates playing Seltzer Pong. That definitely bonds people
Speaker 1: really quickly. Yeah, Seltzers bring the world together. Like, why
Speaker 1: are we chugging Seltzers? They're carbonated, it's just a it's locale. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: did you guys? Did you guys win? That's the question.
Speaker 1: We did win, you know, and we so, yeah, we
Speaker 1: did kind of bond, which was cool, and you're right
Speaker 1: there was some belching involved that Seltzer man. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very people together. So aside from bonding over Seltzer pond,
Speaker 1: how was how was your connection with Isabelle? It was good.
Speaker 1: So after we won the game, you know, we ended
Speaker 1: up kind of chilling in the backyard and there was
Speaker 1: definitely like slurty vibes and we totally just lost track
Speaker 1: of time talking and I mean we must have talked
Speaker 1: for like four hours. That's a huge blond between you two.
Speaker 1: That you can talk for four hours straight at a
Speaker 1: house party. It's awesome, Longer than most relationships. Y yeah,
Speaker 1: So the time definitely got out of hand and you know,
Speaker 1: until I realized, oh crap, like I have to actually
Speaker 1: let my dog out. So I told her I had
Speaker 1: to go, and she was like, oh, you know, I
Speaker 1: could come help you with that. There is she's the
Speaker 1: one offered too. Yeah, what'd you say to that? I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, sure, And so she came to
Speaker 1: my place and we were walking my dog, Bowser, and um,
Speaker 1: this isn't a euphemism, right, like, this is you actually
Speaker 1: have a dog. Yeah, okay, that's actually really cute. Did
Speaker 1: she stay the night? No, so nothing like that happened.
Speaker 1: We just walked the dog and talked for another good while,
Speaker 1: you know, and it was getting late, so we just
Speaker 1: kind of called it a night. No. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, have her stay over the
Speaker 1: first night, or be like disrespectful or whatever. So you know,
Speaker 1: there was no kiss, no hug or anything. It's just
Speaker 1: kind of ended no kiss. You guys talked for like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting like six hours here, and you guys didn't
Speaker 1: kiss once. And he's probably too gassy with all the
Speaker 1: SuDS and sober by the end of it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It just like there didn't seem to be
Speaker 1: like a moment or a window, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to force it. We were just getting to know each other. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so how did you two leave it? So
Speaker 1: we just said good night? And I do have her
Speaker 1: number though, and I ended up texting her like twice
Speaker 1: and she did not respond. What maybe you guys ran
Speaker 1: out a conversation. You talked that there's literally nothing else everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, is there a chance that maybe she has
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. I asked my friends and they said, she
Speaker 1: does not have a boyfriend. Dude, what do you think
Speaker 1: is going on? Because that is so strange that she
Speaker 1: would just ghost you after that, especially after spending like
Speaker 1: half a dating yessing the house party to hang outside
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, even if she's not like interested in
Speaker 1: you sexually and still have a friendship for six hours.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't hang out with somebody at a house party
Speaker 1: if you didn't have some sort of chemistry. Wouldn't got
Speaker 1: somebody like that. That's what I'm saying, What do you
Speaker 1: what do you think's going on? I really have no idea.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm calling a radio station to try and
Speaker 1: find out. So, okay, So that's a high level of desperation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like some some shade thrown at us. But I'll
Speaker 1: have you know I am the best seltzer pong player
Speaker 1: on Earth. On Earth. I challenge you, really, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: challenge you, Nicholas to seltzer pong. But first we're going
Speaker 1: to call this guy. All right, Oh good, okay, man,
Speaker 1: hold on. We just talked to Nicholas about his night
Speaker 1: with a woman named Isabelle. They met at a house
Speaker 1: party playing seltzer pong, which I'm currently seventeenth ranked in
Speaker 1: the Ontario Amateur League. Oh real, but climbing, you know,
Speaker 1: I got to work my way up to the top. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But after a long conversation with her. After that, Nick
Speaker 1: had to duck out to go walk his dog, and
Speaker 1: she decided to come along with him. Yeah, but afterwards,
Speaker 1: it's a mystery why she's not responding because she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend at Lisa as far as he knows,
Speaker 1: and he can't think of a reason why she would
Speaker 1: be ghosting can't either, So Nick, I'm just gonna throw
Speaker 1: this out there. I need you to be one hundred
Speaker 1: percent truthful when I ask you this. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's your dog Bowser physically unattractive. Yeah, girl is going
Speaker 1: to call somebody back because they're dogs ugly. I mean,
Speaker 1: let's be honest. In Women's Red Book about how girls
Speaker 1: get turned off by dogs, the dogs and the owners
Speaker 1: they always like match. But I'm not hearing any answers
Speaker 1: from Nicholas. Do you have an ugly dog or what?
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm just messing with you, Nicholas. Okay, But just
Speaker 1: before we do this, Nicholas, do I have complete authority
Speaker 1: if she does call your dog ugly to call her
Speaker 1: ugly back? Are you cool with that? No? You said it,
Speaker 1: not me. I'm not taking part. I got the approval. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight for you, and I'm gonna fight for
Speaker 1: Bowser too. Jeff to care, now you really care. I'm
Speaker 1: in Bowser's corner. Let's dial this number. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the girl answer. Let get myself. Okay, let's just do this.
Speaker 1: Here you go, I'm down number right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Isabel? Yeah? This is her? Who's this? Hey Isabel?
Speaker 1: My name's Jeff. What are you signing already? I just
Speaker 1: said one thing. Yeah, I'm calling from a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, which you are
Speaker 1: currently on Welcome. Oh hey, why are you guys calling?
Speaker 1: Great question, Well, we're calling on behalf of one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Nicholas. Oh yeah, no, we haven't even
Speaker 1: said yeah no, that's like, what is this all about.
Speaker 1: This is a segment that we do on our show
Speaker 1: called a second date Update. It's where we help our
Speaker 1: listeners get in touch with somebody after they had a
Speaker 1: really good date night but they can't get a hold
Speaker 1: of the other person. Huh, So, what did you guys
Speaker 1: hear about that night? He told us the whole story,
Speaker 1: about the whole night, how you guys spend hours together
Speaker 1: at this house party and you even left with him
Speaker 1: to go help walk his dog, Bowser, and he was
Speaker 1: like totally respectful, didn't try to kiss you, didn't ask
Speaker 1: you to stay the night, And so he's just really
Speaker 1: confused why after spending all that time together, you would
Speaker 1: completely ghost not respond to any of his texts, not
Speaker 1: even a high I mean, it sounds like he didn't
Speaker 1: tell you guys the whole story. Well yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's possible. I mean, his version makes it sound
Speaker 1: like it was the perfect evening. What did he not
Speaker 1: tell us then okay, so yeah, we go to walk
Speaker 1: his dog. Everything's sign. We're talking, and we stopped because
Speaker 1: his dog is taking a number two okay, And then
Speaker 1: he picks it up and passed it in his neighbor's garbage. Okay,
Speaker 1: two garbage. That's so rude to dump it in someone
Speaker 1: else's garbage, Like, why would you do that? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the baggy of dog poo. You're upset
Speaker 1: that he put it in his neighbor's garbage. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's such an a whole move. It just shows
Speaker 1: me that he doesn't care about his neighbor. There's a
Speaker 1: garbage receptacle, Like why is that an issue? Like we
Speaker 1: weren't even that far from his house. Why would you
Speaker 1: put it in someone else with's garbage? Why? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Why does it matter? Because now girls that people drop
Speaker 1: it in our bin all the time between you you
Speaker 1: already have a dog. Yeah, I say it like it's
Speaker 1: nice that they pick it up. I don't care where
Speaker 1: they put it, like, it's just not on our grasp
Speaker 1: the poop guys. Seriously, So you're saying that you would
Speaker 1: rather he pick it up, carry it home with him,
Speaker 1: and throw it away in his own garbage. Absolutely, okay,
Speaker 1: but I still get it, Like, why would that be
Speaker 1: a reason not to call him back? You don't get it.
Speaker 1: We were like twenty thirty yards away from his house.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he just walk back the quid put it
Speaker 1: in his garbage and we could have moved on him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to ask him that I barely know
Speaker 1: the guy. Okay, it should be told, I barely know
Speaker 1: him either, But I'm brave enough to ask him because
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening. Nicholas, why didn't
Speaker 1: you pick it up and throw it into your own garbage? Bro?
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just asking the question in the same
Speaker 1: tone that she did. Yeah, what what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're on the phone. What's going on? Um? What's going
Speaker 1: on is that we we spend an awful long time
Speaker 1: like talking and getting to know each other, and then
Speaker 1: you didn't respond to my text. And now I'm finding
Speaker 1: out that it's because I threw away dog poop not
Speaker 1: in the right garbage. Can I guess you heard my
Speaker 1: side of the story, and I told you I think
Speaker 1: it's insensitive and you're only thinking about yourself. You're making
Speaker 1: it easier for you and you, I'm thinking about your neighbor.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's kind of right. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: defend him. I don't think it's a huge deal. But yeah,
Speaker 1: obviously he was like, Oh, a garbage is a garbage
Speaker 1: deal breaker? I mean, is it? Maybe it is? Isabel's
Speaker 1: this passionate about it. Text into seven eighty five and
Speaker 1: nine too, tell us what's your opinion here? Is it
Speaker 1: wrong to pick up your dog's poop and throw it
Speaker 1: into your neighbor's trash can? Yeah, it's wrong. He shouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. My god, such passion. Yeah, like, why didn't
Speaker 1: you confront him that night? If you if it upset
Speaker 1: you that much? Oh my god, listen, lady, I are you.
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy. I'm not going to confront
Speaker 1: him about his dog poop. So you were excited about
Speaker 1: meeting this guy and spending this long time with him
Speaker 1: and connecting on this sounds like deeper level, am I right? Well?
Speaker 1: A deal breaker is a dealbreaker, like I can view
Speaker 1: with someone like that. Yeah, I don't know, if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest, like I've done that a lot when I
Speaker 1: have dogs, Like if I'm out walking even a block
Speaker 1: away I toss it into the closest garbage can because
Speaker 1: I just don't want to walk around with it in
Speaker 1: my hand. Well, when you're a bad person too, Well,
Speaker 1: I know that I go to bed every night in
Speaker 1: the mirror. I do it too. I have a dog.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, you know what this has happened
Speaker 1: to me before. I have been the neighbor. Wow, And
Speaker 1: you know what I did. I collected all of the
Speaker 1: poop for a week and gave it right back to him.
Speaker 1: Oh better for you, just the garbage take it? I mean, Nick,
Speaker 1: are you ready to admit that you're a terrible, horrible person?
Speaker 1: For I would have rather heard her call my dog
Speaker 1: ugly because this makes no sense. No, you can always
Speaker 1: have both. No, don't say was he I don't know?
Speaker 1: Don't ask her. She's ruthless, dude. He's fine but not hot?
Speaker 1: But like fine, So is there any wiggle room here? Isabel? Like?
Speaker 1: If he stopped doing that, didn't do that behavior anymore?
Speaker 1: Would that be okay? If that was the case, then
Speaker 1: we would be willing to send you out on another date,
Speaker 1: and we would pay for it. What do you say?
Speaker 1: As well? For the record, I do not date monsters. Musters.
Speaker 1: That makes it worse. You know what, I guess I
Speaker 1: should be happy. You're the type of chick would like
Speaker 1: burn the house down because I put the spoon in
Speaker 1: the wrong drawer. You mean rational? You at least I
Speaker 1: care about people. What's wrong with you? You actually probably
Speaker 1: the best naghmor ever. You care about garbage, broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.