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Speaker 1: Hi, Scott, are you ready for this one? Kurty b?

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Speaker 1: I am so ready to just laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a I'm gonna do a headline that

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do after the break right now, because this

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Speaker 2: headline is so funny, but I don't want to lead

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Speaker 1: Okay, here it is. I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: Police rushed to reports of ritual mass murder. But it

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Speaker 2: was just a yoga class.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no reason to feel down dog about this stretchy

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Speaker 3: eppie of bananas.

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Speaker 1: Don't up? Would you my cillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 2: Bad guys, gals, banana pals, Welcome to another episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I am sitting in the same room with Scotti Landers

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Speaker 2: so rare.

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Speaker 3: It's so rare, And I'm sitting across from the one

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Speaker 3: and over one and only the big Banana himself, Curdie B.

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Speaker 1: Kirk Brown Older. We just got our steps in protesting

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Speaker 1: with the WGA.

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, we're ten thousand steps in. It's just

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Speaker 3: before noon and we're drinking vodka soda.

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Speaker 2: I got six miles. I walked six miles.

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Speaker 1: That's good. That's not bad, baby, And.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm having a single vodka soda to celebrate that

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Speaker 2: Scotty's in my home.

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Speaker 1: It feels great.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday where we are, and we're just so glad

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Speaker 3: that every week you step into the fifty five minute

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Speaker 3: bliss pit known as bananas, where you can just say,

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Speaker 3: f your boss, EF, your stresses, maybe your partner's pissed

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Speaker 3: you off this week, let it.

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Speaker 1: Go, Let it go.

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Speaker 2: We're We're just like a warm towel if that was comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Worse silly and absurd weighted blankets that you kick off

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Speaker 3: in the middle of the night. But for that first hour,

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Speaker 3: you're very secure in judy.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, it only lasts an hour, so

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Speaker 2: it is the perfect amount of time you won't want

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Speaker 2: to kick us off.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to This is I'm very excited because Derek Brown.

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Speaker 2: Do you know Derek Brown. I love Derek Brown, Derek Brown.

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Speaker 2: I met Derek on tour with Eugene Merman. I don't know,

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Speaker 2: ten twelve years ago.

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Speaker 1: He's a poet. He's a poet and a comedian. Wow.

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Speaker 2: And when we say poet and comedian, that sounds terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds bad.

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Speaker 2: His poetry is not only very funny, but it's also

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Speaker 2: incredibly like like literally one of his poems we had

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Speaker 2: one of the best poets in America, true, and his

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Speaker 2: a new album that comes out September fourteenth. Excited about it.

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Speaker 2: I think it's awesome. I think you will really like

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Speaker 2: it. It's called Derek Brown's Comedy and Poetry A Close Shave

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Speaker 2: with Heaven, which I love. And the cover is like that,

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Speaker 2: remember that classic whipped cream cover from her, but it's

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have a funny story about that. But finish

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Speaker 3: your plug for our good friend, Darren.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to go get it. It sound pretty

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Speaker 2: Good Friends, which is Eugene Merman and Julie Smith's new

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Speaker 2: record label that's distributed by Subpops. So it's cool in

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Speaker 2: multiple ways. Yeah, that's really cool, and I just love

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Speaker 2: Derek so much, and I'm very very excited for this

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Speaker 3: Getting into poetry is something people always want to do.

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Speaker 3: New things like cooking classes or I don't know, golf

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Speaker 3: is something that nobody our generation ever does and they should.

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Speaker 2: I ran into a buddy of Derek Brown's on the

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Speaker 1: I don't know, he's like fifteen actual.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like you can read one poem a day, right,

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Speaker 1: But isn't that nice? Exactly what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: It's like you read a poem and think about it,

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Speaker 2: It's the best and Also, it's like you read you

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Speaker 3: I'm cultured, I am. Yeah, that is so true. So

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Speaker 3: So I go down there and these women had left

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, sometimes you look at something and if Bananmals,

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Speaker 3: if you don't know this album cover, it's so great.

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Speaker 1: I love that so much. I used to do it

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Speaker 2: Oh man, last time we were recording a Soul episode.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Craigslist, was trying to give away a haunted

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened with that?

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Speaker 2: My grandst grandma scammed me. It was a grandma scam.

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Speaker 2: She I wanted to give it to someone who would

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Speaker 2: I want a grandma to have it.

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: And because it was my highchair and my mom's dead

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Speaker 3: You know, picturing a nice, sweet like eighty year old Abuela,

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Speaker 2: Exactly, and her grandson won't, but it'd be nice in

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Speaker 1: Very nice of you. And she said that's so nice

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Speaker 2: And I said I'll hold it for you, and then

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Speaker 3: All my grandparents are sadly deceased, but I don't think

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Speaker 2: Someone who says, let me plug it into the GPS

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Speaker 2: said he was a teacher to get another and he

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Speaker 1: So he makes money hauling junk or something. Yep.

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Speaker 2: Oh, but he also makes money by lying to people

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what school needs a crib? I

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Speaker 2: I want to get rid of this crab. Weird is

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Speaker 3: What a hard scam for so much hard work. Right,

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Speaker 3: You're lying to people to carry heavy things and dispose

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Speaker 3: of them. I guess recycle them or up cycle.

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Speaker 1: He has like a junk shop. I feel like he's

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Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, I felt like, I like, you know, Craigslist

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Speaker 2: always gives you like into this like weird like subculture

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Speaker 2: that you never yes, and it happens.

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Speaker 1: Very quickly and it still exists somehow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But luckily I gave the high check to a mom

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Speaker 2: Glendale totally going.

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Speaker 1: To use it good name for a TV show. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it is all right here, it is ready.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I gave you police rush to reports of ritualists.

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Speaker 1: Will do it after the break. It's just a yoga class.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back to them.

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Speaker 2: Coming back to that, because I want to tell you

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Speaker 2: about twenty four extremely local cryptids you've probably never heard of.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love a cryptid.

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Speaker 2: I found it just because I follow Atlas Obscure on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: This was written by Eric Groundhouse.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Eric, biz best in the cryptozoology biz.

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Speaker 1: Off the bat old Ned just a guy.

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Speaker 2: It's Lake Utopia, New Brunswick. Apparently there's a monster in

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Speaker 1: Right, another one.

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Speaker 2: Big muddy monster.

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Speaker 1: Named by a local four year old. This is from Murphysboro, Illinois. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Southern Illinois University of Carbondale. I repeated sightings of this

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Speaker 3: I'm on Atlanta. Wow, you did Matthew Barney? Right, Barney,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking of the one like time Travel with

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Speaker 2: And it's like Guardians of the Galaxy is a movie

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Speaker 1: Very haunting rabbit man, Yes, exactly right.

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Speaker 1: That's a big one. Is it really fort Worth? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, and then uh, grass Man. It's from Ohio,

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Speaker 3: I mean it's not just like a drunk uncle who

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Speaker 3: That's what i'd mean. I just so I went to

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Speaker 3: I went, I was in Scotland. I just I wanted

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Speaker 1: We actually have the stories. A TJ. Roy sent it in.

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Speaker 3: It was like, in fifty years they've never had this

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Speaker 3: in this dark water and there and I'm like I

441
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 3: posted some of the photos and videos on her Instagram

442
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:57,119
Speaker 3: and I muted them because you hear me going, it's

443
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,119
Speaker 3: so cold. But then after five minutes it warmed up

444
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 3: like I was. I should have stayed and swum deeper.

445
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 3: But why die? Why die for a bit? Yeah, So

446
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,200
Speaker 3: this one guy with an American voice American accent goes, are

447
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 3: you part of the research?

448
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,679
Speaker 1: And I was too cold to respond. He goes, are

449
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: you part of the search? Like I'm like, here we go?

450
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 3: And so I was so cold my response I couldn't

451
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 3: be funny. But I think because I couldn't be funny,

452
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 3: I was funny where I go.

453
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: I am the search, thank you.

454
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,159
Speaker 3: Treading water as a banana, I am the search, thank you.

455
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 3: And then they smile, didn't laugh and walked down the

456
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 3: beach and started just filming. So they just had people

457
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 3: around in boats and stuff, just filming the water.

458
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: I hope it's real.

459
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 2: So but here then that's the thing I just don't.

460
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 2: I like the Scottish woman like, I like that idea,

461
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 2: just a nice lady that helps dogs, that can just

462
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 2: be like, just believe in it because it's fun and

463
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 2: we need that. But these people who show up with

464
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 2: equipment to try and find it. That's the part where

465
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,719
Speaker 2: I go, why, like, what what part of There's been

466
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: one photograph, you know, eighty years ago, and they think

467
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: it's a whales dick.

468
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 1: H that's right.

469
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 3: And then some the day after I left and I

470
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 3: went somewhere else in the news that were covering it

471
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 3: in all the Scottish local news, and a woman who

472
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 3: had taken a photo in twenty eighteen and never showed

473
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 3: it showed it and everybody's like, this is the most

474
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: conclusive footage that yes, NeSSI is real. And then the

475
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 3: second comment on the news thing I read was like, yo,

476
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: this is two trash bags that you look at it,

477
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 3: you go, this is two trash bags. So we're all

478
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 3: chasing two trash bags worth of lockdust.

479
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 1: Monster.

480
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 3: It was so worth it, but I just wanted to

481
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 3: be the first person ever swimming lock nests in a

482
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 3: banana costume.

483
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: I love it so much.

484
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Speaker 2: So a lock is actually connected to the ocean.

485
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: It is, there's a lock nas river and then you're

486
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Speaker 3: really close to whatever sea is right there.

487
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: When yeah, I think it is connected.

488
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I think that's what makes a difference.

489
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 3: They do have dolphins at the mouth of the lock

490
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: Neest sometimes too, which are really rare to see too,

491
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 3: but they said you're more likely to see like a

492
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 3: bottle of his dolphin than the lockness monsters like that

493
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 3: makes a lot of sense to.

494
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: Me totally, because that's an animal.

495
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: Yep.

496
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 3: They exist, and they're smart and they're not afraid of people.

497
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 3: Here's one Christine Kuzick. Let's go with Kuzick. I think

498
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: it's Kusick.

499
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: I like Dan.

500
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: This is in unboxed dot p H which I don't

501
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 3: know what the peach is. Let's assume Philippines Baby written

502
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 3: by Dewey Gwson.

503
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: That is a great name. You know. I love a

504
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Speaker 1: good name, Dewey Gweison. Do you eu y g u?

505
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: I s so not.

506
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: Only is he best in the bus and writing, he's

507
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 2: best in the biz with naming.

508
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 1: God, I wish I knew Dewey GUIs.

509
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: I'd like to I'd like to know Dewey Gwson's parents.

510
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 1: Actually, yes, the guisons meet the guisons.

511
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 3: This whole thing is a funny. I'm gonna struggle to

512
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 3: get through this article.

513
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: I'm Bryce Gueason and I'm Tammy Gueisi.

514
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: This is Dewey Gueison.

515
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh boy, I'm Leslie Gweeson and then I'm going

516
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 3: into a silly name headline, So hold onto your butts.

517
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 3: Michael Soft Michael Soft, binbos was an actual computer shop

518
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:21,719
Speaker 3: in Japan.

519
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 4: Microsoft Bimbos, Michael Soft Bimbo, Michael Soft bimbos, Michael Soft

520
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 4: binbos spilled.

521
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: Michael Soft bimbo, b I m b ow s.

522
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 3: Michael Soft binbos was an actual computer shop in Japan.

523
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh boy, I mean Christine, you know

524
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: me too well. You are a great bananimal. Oh my god.

525
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 3: The Internet is full of memes that include known brands

526
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 3: with butchered names.

527
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: One of the more famous.

528
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: Ones is Michael Soft binbos, which is a play on

529
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 3: the Microsoft Windows Windows branding. While it's become a popular

530
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: meme to reference by any knockoffs the places, it was

531
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: an actual computer shop in Japan in the two thousands.

532
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 3: It has been speculated that the shop closed down sometime

533
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,239
Speaker 3: in two thousand and two, though it's not clear if

534
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 3: it closed down illegal issues by how butchered the words

535
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,479
Speaker 3: Microsoft Windows. The name of the store actually has a

536
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 3: pun to it, as in as binbo in Japan means cheap,

537
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 3: Michaelsoft binbos, I've got the sign.

538
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: They used the Windows logo.

539
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 2: Used the Microsoft Windows logo from nineteen ninety five.

540
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh Michaelsoft binbos. Yeah, So binbo means cheap

541
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: and Japanese. Oh that's that's great one.

542
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 3: Michael soft Binbos was probably meant that the store sold

543
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 3: affordable secondhand computers. Do remember that secondhand computers were expensive

544
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 3: back then, so thriving market for second hen units existed.

545
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: I love this reporting.

546
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 3: The store may no longer exist, but YouTuber Nick Robinson

547
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: was able to find the location of what used to

548
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 3: be Michael Soft Binbos. While you were spotted the location

549
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 3: wearing VR, Robinson was able to find the building itself

550
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 3: in person two years later with a video where michaelsoft

551
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 3: Bimbos used to be so rest in peace, Michaelsoft Binbos. Ladies,

552
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 3: if a guy's hitting on you at a bar and

553
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 3: he asked your name, just say your name is Michaelsoft

554
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 3: Binbos and'd give him a fake number. God, that made

555
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 3: me laugh so hard when I read it. That is amazing,

556
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 3: Michael Soft Binbos.

557
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: I would really I wish I wish it still existed.

558
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: You know what was like the what was the place

559
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: at your town when you were growing up? That was

560
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 2: a store that you as a child, weard just like, well,

561
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: this is a store that's everywhere, and then you found

562
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: out it's just from there.

563
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting. Mine was.

564
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Three guys ooh, and it was there was three Guys,

565
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 2: and then there was cost Cutters, and there were very

566
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: similar type stores. Three Guys was in Neptune, cost Cutters

567
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 2: was in Wall and maybe maybe it was two guys.

568
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: It might have been two guys, but it was literally

569
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: like you walk in and it was like a precursor

570
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: to Costco. Much smaller, but like just fucking boxes of

571
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: shit everywhere.

572
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: It was.

573
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and Costcutters was a little more organized, but

574
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 2: the same thing.

575
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 3: We always go there for, like back to school stuff. Well,

576
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 3: so we had this is sort of a parallel thought.

577
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 3: There was a cable access channel, like you know, probably

578
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 3: called MPTEAM like Meryl Public Television something, and they had

579
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 3: shows and they would have like late night shows that

580
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 3: are like charm City Talks or whatever, and they had

581
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 3: I think there was a Jewish version, or at least

582
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: the JCC near my hometown, the Jewish Community Center would

583
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 3: like have shows just on this thing, and they would

584
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 3: run real local commercials. And myself and my buddy Dan Glass,

585
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 3: an old high school friend of mine, are the only

586
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: two people who I've ever talked to so specifically for

587
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 3: Marylanders on this one. I was watching one day by myself,

588
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 3: like Summer Break God twenty five years ago, thirty years ago,

589
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 3: and it was an old Jewish man with huge glasses

590
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 3: and he was squinting, and he walks by a sunglasses

591
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 3: hut or sunglass hut, and the whole commercial for one minute,

592
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: one full minute, is him going sunglasses hot hot glasses,

593
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: sunglasses glasses hot, hut, glasses hot sunglasses. That's it, just

594
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 3: repeating it for fifty seconds of an old man who

595
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: can barely read reading the word sunglass hut, but then going.

596
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: Late glasses glasses hot hot.

597
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 3: So I thought I was dying obviously, even though I

598
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 3: was a child, and I've talked about that in high school.

599
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: I would be like, has anybody ever seen the sunglasses

600
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 3: had commercial? And God bless my friend Dan the only

601
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: person it's. I don't know what that phenomenon is, but

602
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: it's like a shared hallucination or since yes, and if

603
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: and if Dan had not said it, I would have

604
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: thought I lost my mind. Yeah, that I had had

605
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 3: some sort of like seizure or moment where I was

606
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: out of body sunglasses.

607
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: Hot glasses, glasses.

608
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 3: And you're like, also effective, I'm thinking about it twenty

609
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: seven years later.

610
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: I had so I had the opposite happen, which is,

611
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm I know that this is not a commercial that happened,

612
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: but it was. There's three of us, me, Chris and Damien.

613
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: We're in We're I'm probably sixteen, they're fifteen fourteen.

614
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: We're watching TV.

615
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: Just TV's on and an infomercial not like you know,

616
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 2: remember how album albums used to have like best of

617
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: albums used to have commerci yes and we swear to

618
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: So we're watching it and all three of us here

619
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: eric Clapton, What a jackass? And we all start busting

620
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: out laughing, and then we're like, did they just say

621
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 2: Eric Clapton, what a jackass? And then and then and

622
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: we all heard it, and then it's never like the

623
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: commercials on a thousand times. It does not say Clapton,

624
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: what a jackass, It doesn't say anything. It doesn't sound

625
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: anything like Eric Clapton. I think it's Eric Clapton, what

626
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 2: a legend. And we all heard Eric Clapton, what a

627
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: jackass and just start all started like laughing, and we're like,

628
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 2: you heard that, you heard that? It was amazing to

629
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 2: this day and it was like a shared hallucination.

630
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: And sometimes I mean something happened, something, some truck drove

631
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: by at the exact right moment and bent your.

632
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: Ears a certain way. God, that's so funny.

633
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 3: But there are so many because Maryland there's so much

634
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: seafood that there's so many restaurants that you kind of assume.

635
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 3: But the or like snowballs, which to a lot of

636
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 3: people they don't even know snowballs are. But in Maryland

637
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 3: in the summer, you buy it's it's like shaved ice,

638
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: but it's really specific and people pump it with marshmallow

639
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: and chocolate and all these things. But they open around

640
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 3: April May and they close when school starts, and it

641
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: is I worked in Bilbo's. I've talked about it on

642
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: the pod. But like I thought, snowballs were just everybody

643
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 3: after soccer part it is.

644
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: If you're eight years old, you get a snowball. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah.

645
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: I love that they're nowhere. They're Louisiana and Maryland for

646
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 3: all I know.

647
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: And God, we got a hold onto shit like that.

648
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: That is what makes an like now that everything is

649
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 2: the same, Like there are no more two guys, there's

650
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: no more cost cutters. Yeah, you know, like there are like,

651
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: thank god snowballs still exis yet.

652
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: Barbed snowballs.

653
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: I slammed my thumb in the car door once and

654
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: it was bleeding and bruised and horrible, and she gave

655
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: me just shaved ice with no flavoring, just to stick

656
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 3: my thumb until we drove home.

657
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, thanks, barb you rip.

658
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 2: And then of course I'll tease us into a break

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Speaker 2: with the best title. Police rush to reports of ritual

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Speaker 2: mass murder, but it was just a yoga class.

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Speaker 1: That is so ritual is the funniest part of that.

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Speaker 2: Ritual because there's candles obviously, and the lights are turned.

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Speaker 2: Love be right back with more bananas. Folks, We're back, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Give us a shout outs.

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Speaker 1: And also ban animals. If you've never given us a five.

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Speaker 1: It warms our hearts down to.

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Speaker 3: The cockles of our hearts, just go a flutter. So

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Speaker 3: five stars means the world to us, and maybe we'll

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Speaker 3: share them in our stories on our Instagram The Bananas

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Speaker 3: Podcast on Instagram. Melanie Halterman shouts out Union reps, union members,

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Speaker 3: and union supporters. Melanie is a full time union rep

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Speaker 3: and she says it's hard fucking work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Power to the people and power to unions.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we just came from walking. We're both wearing

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Speaker 2: shirts that say guild boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we are.

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Speaker 3: And also everybody, most people are on side of the

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Speaker 3: writers for this. And what I don't think people understand

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Speaker 3: because stuff keeps coming out right now, movies and TV shows,

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Speaker 3: but there is about to be a huge gap in

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Speaker 3: what's coming out. So if you're a big fan of

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Speaker 3: a show, if you love Stranger Things, if you love Justified,

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Speaker 3: if you love really any show that has a script,

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Speaker 3: it ain't coming.

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Speaker 1: For a long long time.

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Speaker 3: Because we usually write for twenty two weeks over the

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Speaker 3: summer if we're lucky, and nobody's writing.

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Speaker 2: So I've been writing for one hundred and thirty eight days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about to get real to you know, Joe

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Speaker 3: mal Jane Casserole.

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Speaker 1: It's about to get real.

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Speaker 2: This is what I was thinking, And I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe this is the plan, but I was if this

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Speaker 2: is the plan at a certain point, I don't understand

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Speaker 2: why it hasn't been the plan of just encouraging a

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Speaker 2: nationwide unsubscribe of just like on this day, if the

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Speaker 2: writer's strike is not over, yeah, everyone unsubscribes from Netflix

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Speaker 2: at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah uh.

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Speaker 2: And then just you resubscribe once they like join up

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Speaker 2: with the with the with the with an actual workable contract.

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Speaker 3: And I would say, if you want to support writers

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Speaker 3: right now, this is as a movie writer going to

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Speaker 3: a movie theater and buying a ticket. That system is

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Speaker 3: still in place where writers get residuals. It's the old

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Speaker 3: Hollywood system that we've agreed on old strikes. So if

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Speaker 3: you're sitting there and you go, well, how can I support

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Speaker 3: you guys besides just supporting us, go to movies, buy tickets.

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Speaker 3: It's great for writers. And then I mean, I'm not

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Speaker 3: tell anybody to do it. But if there is a

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Speaker 3: streamer that you just don't watch, if you open up

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Speaker 3: and you go to one all the time, keep that one.

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Speaker 3: But if there's that fourth one, yeah that you like

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Speaker 3: one show on, drop it.

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Speaker 1: It's also good for your mental health, get rid of that.

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Speaker 2: You can also drop it and then once something that

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Speaker 2: you want to watch comes back, resubscribe.

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Speaker 1: Usually free for a month. Yeah, then drop it again.

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Speaker 1: Then drop it again. That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Cassidy Thompson is asking ban Animals for donations to repair

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Speaker 3: the Building for Women now. The Building for Women is

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Speaker 3: the only independent women's health clinic in all of northern

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Speaker 3: Minnesota and the entire Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and I

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Speaker 3: think in northern Wisconsin too. We can share the GoFundMe

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Speaker 3: link if you want to support a great cause and

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Speaker 3: a group of people who are all about women's health.

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Speaker 3: They just need repairs on their building. I'm sure will donate.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Sidney wants to shout out Sophia Torres, just wants to

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Speaker 3: tell her how much she loves her and that she

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Speaker 3: can't imagine rocking and rolling through life without here. So

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Speaker 3: shout out to Sofia, I hope you're having a great day.

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Speaker 3: And last, but not least, this is interesting one. This

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Speaker 3: one mocked made me tear up when I read.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, because it's very cool and sweet.

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Speaker 3: Molly Flynn is a night auditor working the graveyard shift

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Speaker 3: at the Marriott in Redlands. So she's working the graveyard

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Speaker 3: shift at a Marriott. She recently had guests that were

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Speaker 3: Air Force helicopter pilots and the subject of funny names

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Speaker 3: came up and one of the pilots asked if she

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Speaker 3: listened to any podcasts. Molly said, I only listened to

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Speaker 3: one podcast and it's called and all of the pilots

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Speaker 3: and Molly said, bananas in Unison.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Nope, third shift Air Force pilots. So shout out to

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Speaker 3: those helicopter pilots who were at the Marriott and Redlands,

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Speaker 3: and to night auditor Molly Flynn for all being bananimals.

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Speaker 2: What the what?

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Speaker 3: She said, I only listened to one podcast and it's

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Speaker 3: called and they all said, she said, they all chimed

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Speaker 3: in together, bananas crazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forget.

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Speaker 3: People listen to this podcast because it is you and

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Speaker 3: I talking over zoom or only to each other or

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Speaker 3: only to a guest, and besides the live show.

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Speaker 1: We forget. Yeah, that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, shout out to all the Air Force helicopter

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Speaker 3: pilots and Molly Flynn, thank.

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Speaker 1: You for telling us. Thank you. Molly makes us feel great.

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Speaker 2: That is amazing. I'm gonna take that with me to

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Speaker 2: my grade. Yeah, that's really nice.

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Speaker 1: AnyWho, anything else, come out and see us live.

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Speaker 3: We're everywhere. We're East Coasting it. We're doing door to

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Speaker 3: shore in October. Thanks for all the support, guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to be in Raleigh and Atlanta and October.

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Speaker 2: Middle of November we're in Richmond and Baltimore and Brooklyn,

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Speaker 2: and then right at the top of December we're in

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Speaker 2: Philadelphia and maybe a Pittsburgh date if I can figure

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Speaker 2: that out.

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Speaker 3: And I think a lot of my high school friends

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Speaker 3: are coming to that Baltimore show. Some already told me

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Speaker 3: they bought tickets. These are people I haven't seen in

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Speaker 3: fifteen years or twenty years, so it'll be so cool.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Thanks for coming out.

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Speaker 3: Franklin High School in Reisterstown, Maryland, police.

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Speaker 2: Rushed her reports. I've read this so many times.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's about ritual death. This is on CNN.

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Speaker 1: That's real, sort of that's kind of real. This is

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Speaker 1: by Leanne Colran. Okay, she's good, she's good. Best beeswax.

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Speaker 2: When a yoga teacher turned out the lights towards the

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Speaker 2: end of one of her classes in Britain this week,

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Speaker 2: her hope was to encourage peaceful relaxation. What followed could

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Speaker 2: not have been further from her intentions. Soon after the

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Speaker 2: class was over, a mass of police sirens shattered the

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Speaker 2: piece as officers raced towards the venue where the class

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Speaker 2: was being held. Okay, they were responding to a call

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Speaker 2: from a member of the public worried there had been a.

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Speaker 1: Mass killing at the yoga studio.

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Speaker 2: In the small English coastal resort of Chapel Saint Leonard's.

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Speaker 2: Millie Laws, who runs Unity Yoga, was teaching the class

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Speaker 2: at the North Sea Observatory in the village, which also

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Speaker 2: doubles as a community space, art gallery and exercise studio.

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Speaker 2: Seescape cafe at the observatory described the incident on Wednesday

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Speaker 2: evening in a Facebook post, writing, if anyone heard the

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Speaker 2: mass of police sirens and Chapel Saint Leonard at nine

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Speaker 2: thirty pm last night, please be reassured. They were on

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Speaker 2: their way to the observatory after someone a report at

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Speaker 2: a mass killing it our building, having seen several people

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Speaker 2: lying on the floor, which actually turned out to be

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Speaker 2: the yoga class in meditation. The space is it literally

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Speaker 2: there's a picture of the of the space. Uh there's one, two, three, four, five, six,

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Speaker 2: seven candles, a big wooden hoop, a book, I mean

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Speaker 2: I guess, I guess, I guess the hoop all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden, it does make me think like, okay, maybe yeah,

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Speaker 2: but it's.

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Speaker 1: Like a little wicker man.

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Speaker 2: Every once in everyone would have been in ath leisure

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Speaker 2: laying on yoga maps.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there must be signage on the building. I'm guessing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like it's a community space. Oh

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Speaker 2: and why rent the community space to do a ritual

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Speaker 2: mass suicide?

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Speaker 1: Also, leave them alone. Also, they made the choice. They drank.

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Speaker 1: They're it's not violent.

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Speaker 2: Everyone is peacefully laying on a yoga mat. If that

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Speaker 2: is a ritual mass suicide, they've made their choice already.

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Speaker 1: They're out there.

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Speaker 3: They're on the back of the comment, racing towards you know,

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Speaker 3: their personal valhalla.

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Speaker 1: Let them have it.

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Speaker 2: In a separate Facebook post on the Unity Yoga page,

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Speaker 2: Laws said that the call the police was triggered after

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Speaker 2: quote some local dog walkers. This took the scene for

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Speaker 2: a ritual mass.

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Speaker 1: Murder dog walkers.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's weird to look at that many buttholes every

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Speaker 3: day is going to do something to as it's weird.

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Speaker 2: In a phone interview with CNN Friday, Law said that

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Speaker 2: the five police cars showed up at the venue soon

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Speaker 2: after she and the seven other class participants had left.

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Speaker 2: She was told after the episode in a phone call

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Speaker 2: from the venue manager, I was very shocked, so surreal.

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Speaker 1: I didn't quite believe it was true.

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Speaker 2: I've spoken to the people who took part, and they

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Speaker 2: have just said, how how mad it is?

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Speaker 1: I guess that means crazy.

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Speaker 2: They're all participating in a beautiful, deep relaxation. Any of

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Speaker 2: their minds that it canet taken in this way?

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Speaker 1: Yep, there it is.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever do the sound bath and Joshua Tree?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever done that thing?

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Speaker 1: No? I want to do that. Yeah, we should figure

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Speaker 1: out that Joshua Tree hang does she like? It? Did?

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Speaker 1: Drive her nuts?

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Speaker 2: She's like, it was fine, Okay, you know, I think

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Speaker 2: it's just like some relaxing sounds that happen and you lay.

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Speaker 2: So for those who don't know what we're talking about,

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Speaker 2: there's a place called the Sonodrome.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking it up to.

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Speaker 3: It's like a very famous thing in Joshua Tree National

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Speaker 3: Park in California where you it's the Integratron.

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Speaker 1: Is the Integratron. It's the Integratron.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can book this thing and it's a

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Speaker 2: what They call it a uniquely resonant tabernacle and entering

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Speaker 2: genus machine on a you know, powerful blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: It's essentially like it's like a like a Bucky Dome,

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Speaker 2: and I guess they have they play for certain instruments

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Speaker 2: inside of it, and you're supposed to.

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Speaker 3: It is crazy that we all live these chaotic lives

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Speaker 3: where we have so much input, so many you know,

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Speaker 3: between looking on our phones and working and living our

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Speaker 3: lives and raising your kids and all these things. We

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Speaker 3: get so busy that lying still and listening for an

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Speaker 3: hour is considered therapy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also, I get acupuncture once or twice a month just

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Speaker 3: for general wellness.

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Speaker 1: Really, and yeah, I love it. Go right here in

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Speaker 1: Echo Park. It's great. Oh wow, it's awesome.

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Speaker 3: But I find the best part is I get forty

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Speaker 3: minutes to lay in a room by myself and it's

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Speaker 3: you know, they have spa music or whatever the rain

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Speaker 3: water music they play is. But I just lay there

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Speaker 3: with ten needles in me and I think what I

878
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Speaker 3: like is permission to do jack shit during the day

879
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 3: for forty minutes.

880
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it's a dream.

881
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 2: Yeah that is that's great. I didn't know you did

882
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 2: it twice a month.

883
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: I do, and it's cool. And I.

884
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: Started doing it when I came out of the Great

885
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: Choar and I'd just been hanging out at home and

886
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 3: drinking too much, and you know, we all lost our

887
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: minds after a year, and I was like, I want

888
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 3: to do total health and I just want to work

889
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 3: this in for general health, and yeah, it's been great.

890
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: And so you just go and say, like, just give

891
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: me some needles, and you don't say, like for this

892
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: specific thing.

893
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've only done that once. One day, I had

894
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: like a ton of like dread anxiety. Like two times

895
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 3: a year, I'll get this sort of depression thing for

896
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 3: a couple of days, like two or three days where

897
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 3: I don't even know what's going on, but.

898
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a frog in my throat.

899
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

900
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 3: And normally, you know, I walk and I tell friends

901
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 3: or I do whatever I do to get through it.

902
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: And this time I was like, well, have this session tomorrow,

903
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna mention it. And my acupuncturist, Steve

904
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: great dude, was like, anything going on with you, We're

905
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 3: just doing like kind of general get the energy flow going.

906
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: And I was like, I've been having this pit in

907
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: my throat and I have this dread and he like

908
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, hell, yes, He's like, there's this.

909
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: One that I love to do. It's like a needle

910
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 1: right at.

911
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: The top of your sternum, not even sternum, like where

912
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 3: your collar bones meat below your Adam's apple if you're

913
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: a guy. And uh. And he gave me like a

914
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 3: totally different batch. And honestly, the next day I felt better.

915
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 3: Whether it lifted on its own or that was part

916
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 3: of the energy movement. But he was so stoked because

917
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 3: I go in generally to give him an assignment. Yeah,

918
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 3: he was like, yes, I love doing this one.

919
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always I go.

920
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 2: The only time I go is when my back acts.

921
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: It works. It works, like immediately, you know how it works.

922
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, you know it, you know, you know

923
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: how it works.

924
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 3: In the United States, where healthcare is such an exact

925
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 3: dog shit, insurance covers a lot of types, a lot

926
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 3: of accuum.

927
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: Puncture, and that means it works so well because the

928
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 2: amounted insurance wants to not fucking cover someone's sticking pins

929
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 2: in your damn foot is a billion, Like, yes, the

930
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: proof has to be so overwhelming for the and be like.

931
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: All right, we'll pay for it. They're pieces of shah.

932
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: They are the biggest pieces of shit in American culture.

933
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: But for back pain and some migraines and stuff.

934
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: For some we've proven it works. Yeah, all right, give

935
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 1: me one.

936
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 3: Speaking of interesting medical situations, this is from Indie Elizabeth.

937
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 3: Thank you, Indy Elizabeth. This was on CNN.

938
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: Also written by Swati Gupta.

939
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 3: Another great name, Swati Goopta is so damn good at typing.

940
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: Woman with two wombs gives birth twice a month apart.

941
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: All right, okay, all right, okay.

942
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: All right, wait, I mean I got so many questions.

943
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: Is it one vagina, two wombs or is it double

944
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 2: vagina double wombs?

945
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: Great question? All right.

946
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 3: Also, I already told the story in twenty twenty about

947
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: the wedding I went to in Cherokee, North Carolina, where

948
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 3: I was a guest of a guest Basically it was

949
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: Heather Lawless and Jeffy Pennon's winning and one of the

950
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 3: man or the groomsman, referenced having two penis holes, and

951
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 3: one of the other guys goes, you've been saying this.

952
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: For years, is it true?

953
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: And he goes yeah, And we went in the bathroom

954
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 3: and he showed me and he had two penis holes.

955
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: So one was I don't even this is crazy. So

956
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 2: this is what you just said to me is insane? Yes,

957
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: and I have no memory.

958
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: Of it well twenty twenty alone.

959
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 2: One hole was straight ahead and then the other one's below.

960
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: No.

961
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he had two that looked like that, like

962
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 3: side by side, like Elmer Fudd's hunting rifle, but two vertically,

963
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: and they both pee and they both ejaculated, and they

964
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 3: did they but he did and.

965
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: So me, and it was like one yeurethra that then

966
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: split into two right at the end.

967
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, but he did have two penis holes. And

968
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: I went in and another guy went in.

969
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 2: I love that you went in and looked at his dick.

970
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wasn't gonna say no. Of course. I

971
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: was a guest of a guest, right.

972
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: Which is the most powerful thing you can do in

973
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 3: American social socializing if you get invited to a wedding

974
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: where that guest barely knows the person, so you are

975
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 3: so detached.

976
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 1: From what's going on.

977
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awesome, and so yeah, we came out

978
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 3: and three of us were like it's true.

979
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: He has two penisles, and then you know that's where

980
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: it did.

981
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 3: Was comedian David Cross, who was watching a Red Sox

982
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: baseball game and not socializing with anybody.

983
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: He does that, he does that.

984
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 3: And he was like, what are you guys talking about?

985
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 3: We're like two penisles. Any Way, back to what matters.

986
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 3: Two wombs, C and M, a twenty year old Bangladeshi

987
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 3: woman gave birth to twins twenty six days.

988
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh, this is even crazier.

989
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 3: Gave birth to twins twenty six days after giving birth

990
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 3: to her first child. So three children in twenty six days.

991
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 2: One womb had twins and the other one.

992
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god.

993
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: Arefa Sultana, which is a really beautiful last name. Sultana

994
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 3: is an incredible name that I'm gonna put in a

995
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 3: script now that I'm reading it. Gave birth to a

996
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 3: boy in late February, according to doctor Sheila Podar, a

997
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 3: guynecologist at Adden Hospital in Dhaka. After a normal delivery,

998
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: the mother and baby were released from a different Daca

999
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 3: hospital and less than four weeks later, she was admitted

1000
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: to aud Dean Hospital. She came to the hospital complaining

1001
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: of lower abdominal pain. Doctors performed an ultrasound and realized

1002
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 3: Sultana was pregnant with twins. Sultana had two uteruses, a

1003
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 3: condition called uterus didelphis or didelphis. Her first baby and

1004
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 3: the twins were conceived and grown in separate wombs.

1005
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so two uteruses, two wombs.

1006
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: She did not have an ultrasound before the first delivery,

1007
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 3: so the twins were missed.

1008
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 2: Podar said she did not have an ultrasound before the

1009
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: first delivery.

1010
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 3: No, I guess she just thought she was pregnant, and

1011
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 3: she was pregnant. It's not very common to have two uteruses.

1012
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 3: When yeah, shocking. This is not called obvious podcasts. This

1013
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,439
Speaker 3: has bananas for raisers. When the uterus develops, it from

1014
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: two tubes and those tubes fuse together. For some women

1015
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 3: the fusion does not occur and the dividing wall does

1016
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 3: not dissolve.

1017
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting. So it like grows down from the ovaries.

1018
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: Almost opian tubes. I guess something like that. So yeah, oho,

1019
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: that's interesting. That makes sense.

1020
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: It comes from the ovaries a filopian tube, and then

1021
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: it just like joins up and if it doesn't join up,

1022
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 2: but then towards the end it they guess they get

1023
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: back together again.

1024
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 3: So or and divides at some point. According to doctor S. N. Pasu,

1025
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 3: head of gynecology and Max Healthcare in New Delhi, Podar

1026
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 3: was able to quickly perform a C section deliver the twins,

1027
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 3: a boy and a girl.

1028
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: All three children are.

1029
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 3: Safe, safe and happy, safe and happy, safe and healthy.

1030
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 3: Excuse me, which is wonderful, Potar said. And the mother

1031
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 3: is also healthy and fine. Uh as Uterus didelphis is

1032
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 3: a rare congenital abnormality and the occurrence of twin gestation

1033
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 3: overall has a rate of just one in a million.

1034
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: This is extremely rare.

1035
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: Wow.

1036
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 2: And also to get pregnant in them at the same

1037
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: time for well, actually there are at different times.

1038
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was three weeks later. Yeah, they were trying.

1039
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: I guess.

1040
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh, but you know what it could have been. It

1041
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 2: could have been the everywhere. It could have been just

1042
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 2: one time that they had sex. But twins are often

1043
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: come early because there's not enough space in the ut.

1044
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: Pretty crazy from rural areas. People don't often know what's

1045
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 3: wrong with them when it comes to their health. This

1046
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 3: is a quote by Basu doctor Bossu. They don't know

1047
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 3: how many children they are pregnant with, and sometimes whether

1048
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 3: they are pregnant at all.

1049
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: Doctor Bossu says.

1050
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 3: Anyways, I was just you know, you want to tell me,

1051
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: it's like one kid is hard, too, is so much harder.

1052
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: It's like exponentially harder. But then imagine I was trying

1053
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 3: to think if this would be easier and better, like

1054
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 3: if you're growing a family. Yeah, to have three kids

1055
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 3: in a month, it seems pretty interesting.

1056
00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's incredibly hard for two years.

1057
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: Like a nightmare. It's a straight nightmare for two.

1058
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 3: And that's a lot of feedings late at night, that's

1059
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff.

1060
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: There's just a no moment for But then after you're

1061
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 2: over it, you're done, you know. Whereas like like we've

1062
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 2: extended ours because there's two and a half years in

1063
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: between ours. So it's like we got to two and

1064
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: a half where like things started improving, yes, and then

1065
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 2: we started over again, you know. But we never had

1066
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 2: it so bad with just one, yes, but having two,

1067
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: I've heard that it.

1068
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: Just breaks you. I was having twins.

1069
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 3: I bet it's pretty wild. I had a friend I

1070
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 3: won't name names. We've lost touch in for years, but

1071
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 3: he called me down once to Florida and he was like,

1072
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 3: I could really use a friend, and I was like sure,

1073
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 3: and I go down in this dude.

1074
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: We're young.

1075
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 3: I was probably seventeen or I was eighteen. He was nineteen,

1076
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 3: and he had He was like, I need a dude friend,

1077
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: and you give good advice, so scrape together whatever money

1078
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 3: flew down there. I'm hanging out with him. And what

1079
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 3: happened is he was dating somebody. They broke up, and

1080
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 3: in that window of breakup, for like two weeks, he

1081
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: he was a bartender at a chili's and it was

1082
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 3: the only place so would still serve alcohol in this

1083
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 3: one part of town until like midnight, and he ended

1084
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 3: up hooking up with another girl then. And the reason

1085
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 3: he called me down is because his ex girlfriend says

1086
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 3: I'm pregnant. I'm keeping it and he said, okay, well

1087
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: I'll stay with you and i'll marry you. And then

1088
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: one week later the girl he hooked up with said

1089
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 3: I'm pregnant. No, So this nineteen year old, oh my god,

1090
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: who hated condoms apparently hated wearing condoms.

1091
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 1: Has a very healthy sperm.

1092
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 3: And he was like, so, I mean at nineteen to

1093
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 3: be like I'm having And so then he had to

1094
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 3: tell his ex girlfriend, who we'd agreed to get with

1095
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 3: and ended up marrying, that he had hooked up with

1096
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 3: somebody else and that that person was keeping it. So

1097
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 3: we went to a party two or three years later

1098
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 3: and this woman's like, oh, are they twins? And he goes, no,

1099
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 3: they're not twins. They're actually like a month apart. And

1100
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 3: the woman's like starts laughing. She's like, that's funny, Like

1101
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: how could they be a month? And then just did

1102
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 3: the math and like looked at our faces and I'm like, no.

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00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: Lady, no lady, no lady.

1104
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 3: Oh it was so I've never seen like stress radiating

1105
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 3: off of a dude friend of mine.

1106
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: Ever more in my life. Nineteen too.

1107
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so those kids are out of college.

1108
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: They're out of college. Yeah, they loved each other.

1109
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 3: The siblings were even though they were different mamas, they

1110
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,320
Speaker 3: like they got along beautifully.

1111
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: I think it was ultimately great for the I mean,

1112
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: it was great.

1113
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 2: That they were so close to each other, they could

1114
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 2: go to school, but.

1115
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 3: They weren't twins, And just this woman, oh, the month apart,

1116
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 3: how's this frozen?

1117
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 2: Just like the program starts running the calculations, and.

1118
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 3: They're like reading the haptics and optics on our faces

1119
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: where we're just staring dead ahead like Mount Rush or

1120
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 3: just like please, lady, please don't please.

1121
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: We don't want to have to explain this. We're at

1122
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: an easter brush.

1123
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: I am because I'm I. You know, fuck up so

1124
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: often in social situations that I I've always had a

1125
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: hard rule of like, never ever ever assuming someone's pregnant,

1126
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: even if it's like it's smart about like if a

1127
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: baby is poking its head out and being like what

1128
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 2: was that, I'm not going to be.

1129
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: Like, so you're pregnant. Yeah, I haven't noticed anything, and

1130
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: so it is.

1131
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 2: I have to wait for the person to say I

1132
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: am pregnant. Smart just waiting is just pretending maybe something

1133
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: else is happening, you know. But it gets awkward at

1134
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 2: a certain point where people are like, I'm very obviously pregnant,

1135
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, well, I didn't I can't magine.

1136
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 3: I don't notice and I don't care and I don't judge,

1137
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: and I'm not looking at you.

1138
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm not looking. This was a fun episode.

1139
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to end it by just reading off the

1140
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 2: rest of these local cryptos. Please do goat Man Classic

1141
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: White River Monster, Boring, Hopkinsville Goblins sounding good.

1142
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: Oklahoma Octopus, sign me up. I mean I want to

1143
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 3: see the ok oct.

1144
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: Melon heads. A cool band. Lizard Man again. A four

1145
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: year old got to name that one.

1146
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 2: Honey Island swamp Monster.

1147
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: Honey Island sounds cute. Dire Wolf, dire Wolf, classic real animal.

1148
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 3: I think Loveland Frogman. Loveland Frogman. That just sounds like

1149
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:32,959
Speaker 3: a jazz band.

1150
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 2: Michigan dog Man.

1151
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 3: Dog Man is the funniest on last podcast on the Left.

1152
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 3: When I saw them live in the Hollywood Cemetery, they

1153
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 3: do a cryptids thing at the beginning of their live show,

1154
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: and they did dog Man, and the photo was so shitty,

1155
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 3: and Henry was so funny about being like, that's real,

1156
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 3: that is real, that photo is real. It was like

1157
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 3: the worst black and white photoshop. Dog's head on a

1158
00:55:55,880 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 3: human body. Dog Man, Bullback, bullbecks sounds scary. That sounds

1159
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 3: like it could be a Hart movie. Mcgallan Monster, mcgallen Monster,

1160
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 3: Beast of Bray Road.

1161
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: If you've ever.

1162
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 3: Seen a cryptid in Urban Animals, send us a photo.

1163
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 3: We would love to see your chupacabras. We would love

1164
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 3: to see your swamp squatches. Just send us your cryptid stuff.

1165
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: We're never gonna go down that path as a podcast.

1166
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 3: They already exist, but we're fans.

1167
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: Tanny Wah, Tanny.

1168
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 3: Wah sounds good, sounds like a restaurant, Tokoloshi sounds like

1169
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 3: a sushi restaurant.

1170
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 2: And Bunyip Paul Bunyip. Snallly Gaster, Well, that's the winner.

1171
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: That's Maryland, is it.

1172
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, let me put it on a shirt.

1173
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: We should have a minor league Orioles baseball team that

1174
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 3: are like the Silver Spring Sally Gasters.

1175
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 2: Even though I had grown up in Maryland Baltimore County,

1176
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 2: I first learned of the legend of the snaally Gaster

1177
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 2: just a few years ago, come from as its latest

1178
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 2: incarnation as a d C Beer jamboree of the same name.

1179
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: A beer jamboree, don't know what that means.

1180
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 2: A snally Gaster is a dragon like beasts that was

1181
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 2: known to inhabit central Maryland and the Middletown area of

1182
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 2: Frederick County out on the Maryland Panhandle.

1183
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1184
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 2: It would fly around quietly snatch people and was also

1185
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 2: reputed to that sounds real sharp teeth. To suck the

1186
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: blood of its victims. Smart seven pointed stars, still seen

1187
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 2: on barns to this day, were thought to keep the

1188
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 2: beast at bay. Okay, they were local newspaper articles about

1189
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 2: it in nineteen oh nine, which were later revealed to

1190
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 2: be hoax and used to drum up subscriptions for the

1191
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 2: publishing newspaper. The Snallly gaster even makes an appearance in

1192
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: Fallout seventy six.

1193
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm just glad I never saw it.

1194
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll make that on a shirt. Oh that sounds good,

1195
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 3: ban animals. If anybody wants to google it, send me

1196
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 3: an image of a snally gaster. I'm gonna make a shirt.

1197
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: And then I'm just going to shout out. It's not

1198
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: in this one, but my local, which is the Jersey Devil.

1199
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: The Jersey Devil.

1200
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 3: A classic on my local was Upper Melinda, the witch

1201
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 3: that only has half a body, upper Mila, Yeah, just

1202
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 3: the upper part, looking for the legs. Yeah, that's upper Melinda.

1203
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1204
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 3: So make me a snelly Gaster and I'm gonna make one.

1205
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 3: Aware to the Baltimore Live Show. If somebody can look

1206
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: it up and draw me a cool and I will

1207
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 3: shout you out and I'll make you a shirt to

1208
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,959
Speaker 3: any size you want.

1209
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: Women and Bananas podcast. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1212
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1213
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

1214
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

1215
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

1216
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 2: intern