WEBVTT - #225: Rim Tin Tin Job

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, start Up. Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>start dat up. They're making noise data Dot up episode.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's us. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>like spending this hour and change with you once a week.

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody, Thank you Scary Jones, especially since I drove

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<v Speaker 1>you home today. Yeah, it's actually said something. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little surprised by. What did I say? Thank you? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you you had me drive around a different way to

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<v Speaker 1>your house where I came out about a quarter of

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<v Speaker 1>a block away from your entrance, and I said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll drive you around. You said, no, Man, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the lift home. I said, no, I'll drive you.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes Hey. I still love you. I love you man.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to drive me. So I appreciate that. God,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love you man at you it's not quite

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<v Speaker 1>not quite as a man, but it was. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you man, I love you man, my man. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you man, my man. But no, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, you you did me a huge favor

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<v Speaker 1>by taking me home, and and I didn't need you

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<v Speaker 1>to go loop around again and drop me in front

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<v Speaker 1>of my door. It's okay that I walk a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of steps. Plus aren't we always talking about how I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get more exercise? Oh? Hell yeah? So that

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<v Speaker 1>was it? Like goes a long way, man, It adds

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<v Speaker 1>up every step, adds up every step. That's right. You

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<v Speaker 1>do you measure your steps? Uh? No, No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>take enough to measure them. They say you need ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand steps a day to be doing something healthy with yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>like to be making a difference ten thousand steps a day.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course most people have wearable devices at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it be your phone in your pocket or your

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<v Speaker 1>watches or whatever, that measure automatically measure your steps. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm embarrassed on most days to go take a look

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<v Speaker 1>to see how many steps I've recorded, because I know

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<v Speaker 1>that it's less than two thousand. Oh I I ventured

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<v Speaker 1>to guess whatever the distances from the garage where we

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<v Speaker 1>park to the front of the radio station, whatever that

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<v Speaker 1>is both ways. That's about all I walk. I do

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sitting. I do a lot of driving.

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<v Speaker 1>If that was if you could have like a Google

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<v Speaker 1>Apple watch that track just sit times, that would be great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be the winner in that category. I do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of standing around in one place, that doesn't count

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<v Speaker 1>as a step. Um, I take elevators not today though

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't you didn't stand today. Whether you're sitting or standing,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't really count as a step, And neither does

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<v Speaker 1>you know, taking an elevator or an escalator. No, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you're standing, you can lift your legs, you can

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<v Speaker 1>rock back and forth, you can walk a little to

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<v Speaker 1>the last, walk a little bit. You can get a

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<v Speaker 1>standing for four hours in the studio, I guarantee you

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<v Speaker 1>get at least thirty forty steps, a little back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine how much weight I would lose if I march

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<v Speaker 1>in place for four hours during the morning show those

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<v Speaker 1>count of steps. Yeah, but you you'd you'd start off

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<v Speaker 1>picking your feet up really high, and then by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of like the second day, you'd be lifting him

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<v Speaker 1>off the ground barely. And then you'd just be shuffling.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be like moon walking. I'd be able to trick

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<v Speaker 1>trick my phone if I do a little like a

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<v Speaker 1>little moon shuffle there, like little little mini baby steps.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that kind of steps? I could see you buying

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<v Speaker 1>a pendulum, you know those balls that click into each other. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I could see you putting putting your watch on one

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<v Speaker 1>of the balls and having it swing back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it would throw it off, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, like a swing, Yeah, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>I have a small apartment, so I don't take many

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<v Speaker 1>steps from my bed to my shower, to my kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>to my door. So yeah, I'm stop fucked. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have. You know, pretty soon we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>faced with doing I guess, a little bit more walking,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, because when we move, we move offices. We

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<v Speaker 1>got the memo today from our boss, the big Boss,

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<v Speaker 1>that this is gonna become a reality. I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be real until I saw it on

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<v Speaker 1>paper in an email. And now a company wide email

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<v Speaker 1>went out that the move is gonna happen and they're

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<v Speaker 1>giving us concrete dates. Well, this is this is our

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<v Speaker 1>third move. Yeah, from from where we both started. We

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<v Speaker 1>moved from the old original studios that were built in

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties. Then we moved in two really nice studios

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<v Speaker 1>with a view of Manhattan from right on the water

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<v Speaker 1>in Jersey. And then we moved in two thousand eight,

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<v Speaker 1>so that studio, the first studio, which which lasted sixteen years,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the Caucus studio. Then the second studio lasted

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<v Speaker 1>nine years, which seemed like a long time at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Lasted nine years, and we've been in this studio. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be fourteen and a half years. Wow, that we're in

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<v Speaker 1>this studio. Well, I'm gonna miss it because I love

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<v Speaker 1>downtown living. I love the downtown Manhattan. It's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>most people would say that it doesn't even feel like

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<v Speaker 1>what you know Manhattan to be. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>have this idea of Manattan if you even if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't if you come here once every three or four years,

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<v Speaker 1>the hustle and bustle at the Times Square and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get that. Where we are right now, we're

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<v Speaker 1>very lucky. We feel like it feels like we're in

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<v Speaker 1>the outer Borough. In fact, if you walk two blocks,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on tree lined streets again, and it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>could be in Queens where we got a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of hustle but not a lot of bustle. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>moving to midtown. We're moving to the hustle in the bustle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to switch tunnels. We've been going through the

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<v Speaker 1>Holland Tunnel for many, many years, and now we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be going through the Lincoln Tunnel, which is uptown Midtown.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost like, uh, it's almost like divorcing your wife

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<v Speaker 1>and getting a new one. It's gonna be weird because

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be in a new tunnel. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where you you live, slices where you know, wherever you are.

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<v Speaker 1>But our city, New York, Manhattan was built in the

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundreds, a lot of it. And the Holland Tunnel

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<v Speaker 1>I believe was built don't tweet me about it, but

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<v Speaker 1>late eighteen hundreds, maybe right at the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen hundreds, and it was originally built for horses and carriages.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's only two lanes, two lanes in each direction,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not a lot for the you know, arguably

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest city in the world, the most crowded, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most crowded cities, and we need like four

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<v Speaker 1>lanes is too. So the Lincoln Tunnel in Midtown, which

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna switch to, has a lot more tubes, there's

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<v Speaker 1>more entryways, there's more lanes, and yet it's still packed

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. There's no way around it. But the

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<v Speaker 1>tunnel we go through what a ship show most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time. If you don't get out of Manhattan by

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<v Speaker 1>one o'clock, you're dead. You're not getting out. But the

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that I'll tell you is it's so much closer.

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<v Speaker 1>I would rather put up with this every single day

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of my career. That you have to

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<v Speaker 1>go where we're gonna be going now, it's gonna it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna murder. It's murder. It's gonna add halfte yeah, half

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<v Speaker 1>hour to mind too, maybe twenty minutes minutes. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'll traffic. That's what i'll traffic. That's in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>that's at four thirty in the morning when we're driving. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked it up and I'm looking at maps, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you that it's still the same. It

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<v Speaker 1>actually is much easier. On paper. It looks like the

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<v Speaker 1>shortest point Wait, what do they say, the shortest point

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<v Speaker 1>between the short in the straight line. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>do that, we should be going through the same Holland

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<v Speaker 1>Tunnel and not using the Laked tunnel because it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>only add time, at least for me, I have ways

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<v Speaker 1>around it. Well whatever, yeah, anyway, don't that you you

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<v Speaker 1>know what they should have asked us what we thought,

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<v Speaker 1>but they did not know. Hey, Brooklyn boys, what should

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<v Speaker 1>the company move to? Well, you know, hundreds of employees,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, keep it where it is would have been good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay with that. So if you've ever been through a

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<v Speaker 1>big move in your company, would you have to pack

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<v Speaker 1>up boxes and label everything and hope everything shows opt

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<v Speaker 1>to unpack it and get this? We saw the memo,

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<v Speaker 1>So not us because you know, we have studios and

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<v Speaker 1>we have we have desks by the studios. Everybody else

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<v Speaker 1>got the memo. They're not gonna have death asks. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna and they make move to a reservation system.

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<v Speaker 1>But for now, it's just gonna be first come, first,

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<v Speaker 1>first come, first serve with casinos. Yeah, just like that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be first come, first serve. And so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be in a desk. I need a desk.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to put in like a request for a

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<v Speaker 1>desk so you'll be in your office. Because the salespeople,

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<v Speaker 1>like the accounting executives, they don't come in every day.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't, not a lot of them, like they're always

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<v Speaker 1>out on calls. They work from home. So they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why should we put a hundred desks for that the

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<v Speaker 1>most will have fifteen people every day. You know. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what that does though, It allows you to not

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<v Speaker 1>move into a personal space and call your own and

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<v Speaker 1>start cluttering the place up. So that means since everyone

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be basically like a gypsy or a vagabond

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<v Speaker 1>or traveling, you can't you can't say that I just

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<v Speaker 1>did fuck you. I'm gonna say I'm kidding. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>don't snow, don't you know? You can say gypsy, I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot you. People don't like when you say jipped. You

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<v Speaker 1>can say gypsy sorry going Yeah, well, well you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like, uh, you know, traveling nomad will call. But

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that It isn't a little depressing when you can't

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<v Speaker 1>have like, you know, a bobble head or picture, see

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<v Speaker 1>a family, you know, something that says like, oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is where I work. That's gonna be personally I feel

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<v Speaker 1>that way. Yes it's sad, but but the company doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want it that way. If you look at look at

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<v Speaker 1>these big spaces, these companies I guess like like Google

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<v Speaker 1>and Facebook and whatever and wherever you work, these modern,

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<v Speaker 1>ultra modern, sleek looking technology centers, they have like state

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<v Speaker 1>of the art ship and things are very plain and

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<v Speaker 1>very minimalist and very simple colors, and they don't they

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<v Speaker 1>don't need people, you know, moving into a home and

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<v Speaker 1>turning it into a pigstye, because let's face it, most

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<v Speaker 1>people that have a desk that they move into an office,

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<v Speaker 1>they do turn it into It becomes um a collector

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<v Speaker 1>or hoarder of things. Over time, and especially with with

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<v Speaker 1>the industry that we're in, where we get these provo

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<v Speaker 1>items and ship we don't want to throw stuff away

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<v Speaker 1>or part with it, so it gets cluttered. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>Daniell's desk for the Big Show. Look at our entire

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<v Speaker 1>bullpen where the collection of our morning show desks, years

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<v Speaker 1>of clutter, fourteen years of clutter in that fucking room

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<v Speaker 1>of all your desks combined, I don't have a desk

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<v Speaker 1>in there, And I gotta say, it's all memorabilia and

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<v Speaker 1>crap that we've gotten that we've neglected to throw away

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<v Speaker 1>over the years. That's not gonna happen when the desk

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't belong to you full time. You have a desk,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about everybody else. I'm having a desk. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a desk so you can put more paper. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at your current desk. What it's years and years of

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<v Speaker 1>stacks of paper. I went through all that stuff. What

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<v Speaker 1>it's my file. I have a filing cabinet I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some cabinet. Who prints anything anymore? I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have resumes and cover letters and paperwork and new

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<v Speaker 1>hire paperwork. Kids like half of them? Are you know

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<v Speaker 1>signing up for Social Security? No, I'm not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>old resumes I have. I keep resumes. I keep it

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<v Speaker 1>for a few years, a couple of years, and then

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<v Speaker 1>if I ever want to hire somebody, I can go

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<v Speaker 1>back and look and go this person that person. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to check. People call me for references all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what can you tell me about so and so?

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<v Speaker 1>I go back and look at my records. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a paperwork kind of job. You don't have to. I write.

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<v Speaker 1>I write. I write lyrics and parodies and bits and things.

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<v Speaker 1>I need something stand. I fill up hard drives and

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<v Speaker 1>I crash crash computers for a living. That's because all

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<v Speaker 1>my ship is unorganized on computers. But you got to

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<v Speaker 1>see my laptop right Look at this desktop that I

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<v Speaker 1>have right now. Oh my god, if you would just see,

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<v Speaker 1>you would go nuts. You're like, how do you not

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<v Speaker 1>have an organizing system? So you're finally cabinet for your computer.

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<v Speaker 1>So Scary Jones, who has a thirteen point nine million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar system, hold on his Apple laptop he's got. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gotta have an Apple laptop because that's who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He We all updated our Zoom today, the Zoom app

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<v Speaker 1>on our computers, and I've got I've got an HP

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<v Speaker 1>from I don't know, twelve years ago because I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody updated the apps. You can have the cool

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<v Speaker 1>filters in your Zoom now and scares my computer. What

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<v Speaker 1>the message you got when you try to update your

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<v Speaker 1>Zoom app said this machine cannot handle video filter graphics

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<v Speaker 1>from Zoom, So upgrade your machine, asshole. Yeah, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of ship laptop, which means it's shittier than

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<v Speaker 1>my h it's only four years old. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of my HP. But I've upgraded it. This

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<v Speaker 1>thing souped up. Your thing is is newer, but you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything to it. You have a shitty s

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<v Speaker 1>hard drive. You probably don't have enough RAM in it,

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<v Speaker 1>so now can't So the Zoom. The Zoom program has

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<v Speaker 1>now surpassed the technology that my computer that's only four

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<v Speaker 1>years old is capable of. You know why, because you

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<v Speaker 1>bought an Apple product. You know what I did with

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<v Speaker 1>my PC? I put in a terrabyte hard drive. I

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<v Speaker 1>tripled the amount of RAM inside because you can put

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<v Speaker 1>in your and you you can't do ship. I upgraded

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<v Speaker 1>my battery. You can't do anything with an Apple computer

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<v Speaker 1>except buy a new one. And guess what a new

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<v Speaker 1>one I shall buy, Yes, with Brilli and scary man.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you it is some some scam that they

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<v Speaker 1>got going over there at Apple, because they make everything

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<v Speaker 1>non non upgradable, and then they make it. They make

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<v Speaker 1>it be I'm silly in a few years, it's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye PC's androids. That's why I'm a I'm a self made,

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<v Speaker 1>uh independent guy. I don't buy the big corporate Apple logo.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never see me on a PC. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>my You know, my Android phone has an SD card.

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<v Speaker 1>I can increase the memory anytime. Maybe someday I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>that on my iPhone. Maybe won't You won't You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a headphone jack, you don't have you card? Alright's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right? Hey, we well I think we're about to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the same thing, about the the excitement that

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<v Speaker 1>is in the air, about the feedback we've already gotten

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<v Speaker 1>from the slices about our upcoming event. Was that where

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<v Speaker 1>you were going? Uh, it was one of the two

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<v Speaker 1>things I was gonna talk about. Yes, So I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very excited we got the do have the details in

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<v Speaker 1>front of you at September. Benjamin Steakhouse Prime very important.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of people tweeted us and said, which Benjamin Steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Benjamin Steakhouse Prime? You know, prime is prime is the

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<v Speaker 1>best cuts of beef when they go shopping for their meat.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two types, there's prime and U, S D A

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<v Speaker 1>and prime. It makes up for about maybe ten percent

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<v Speaker 1>of the world's beef. Whatever some stupid stat well, boom

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<v Speaker 1>is Benjamin Steakhouse prime because they got prime cuts available?

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<v Speaker 1>So boo yah. So yeah, so we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a meet up. That's m e A t up.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast meet Up number one.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why because I'm foreshadowing that there'll be several

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping if this one goes well first, So so

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<v Speaker 1>right now I'm hearing that the reservations are going pretty good. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty well. So if you go to Benjamin Steakhouse dot

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<v Speaker 1>com slash Brooklyn Boys, it'll take you right to the

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<v Speaker 1>direct page where you can make a reservation. Now, they

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<v Speaker 1>are going to require credit card to make a reservation.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you describe what? They're not gonna charge your credit card,

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<v Speaker 1>but a credit card is required to hold the table

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<v Speaker 1>because well, you're gonna sit down and you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna eat, right, I mean, isn't that what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing here? It's an eat up meet up? But some

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<v Speaker 1>people are a little confused. Okay, the reason why you

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<v Speaker 1>give a credit card is to guarantee that you are coming,

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<v Speaker 1>because what we don't want to happen is, let's say

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<v Speaker 1>twenty people just go, yeah, I'm coming, and then twenty

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<v Speaker 1>people are like, oh, I can't calm my kids, sack.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens those there are people that could have taken

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<v Speaker 1>those slots right right right. If you can't come, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't come. But this way, they're saying, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>if you guarantee you coming, if you're you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in baby, and listen. We got a couple of tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>They're people making flight arrangements I can't believe this. I

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<v Speaker 1>that my head around the fact that someone would want

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<v Speaker 1>to fly here, especially hang out for a couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I am honored by that, the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>that you want to hang out with the two idiots

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn and you're willing to fly in drive in

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<v Speaker 1>bike in Hellica. It's not like we have anything planned,

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<v Speaker 1>like a routine or stick or a podcast. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing anything. We're just gonna be hanging out with you

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<v Speaker 1>guys and taking to pictures and having some labs and

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<v Speaker 1>walking around the tables. You left out the most important thing,

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<v Speaker 1>eating an amazing steak dinner. Well gets a three course

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<v Speaker 1>steak dinner at a price fix of you get three

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<v Speaker 1>courses in that. And we worked it out because it

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be you know, it's gonna it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more than that. And it also they gave

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<v Speaker 1>us the Brooklyn Boys discount and they made it a

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<v Speaker 1>three course for the same price. They we're gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>us the two course. So we got free dessert for

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<v Speaker 1>everybody built into the price fix. So, but so one

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<v Speaker 1>of the courses is dessert, right, you guys want to

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<v Speaker 1>drink or eat more things like you're the men. You

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<v Speaker 1>will be open. They will be an old cart men.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, look, you know what, Um, I want cream,

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<v Speaker 1>spinach and I want it browns. Okay, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>You want some sides, or you want the thick cut bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you want that so or you want maybe you're

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<v Speaker 1>a rawbart person. That's not gonna be part of the prefix.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. But you know what you want oisons on

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<v Speaker 1>the hashell. If you want some shrip, you want tails,

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<v Speaker 1>you let yourself a party exactly and um, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the bar will be open. It will be a cash bar.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do believe you get you get a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>You do get a drink. I believe with the I

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<v Speaker 1>do believe. Also there will be a Brooklyn Boys step

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<v Speaker 1>and repeat. We got our own step and repeat. People

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that is. It's so it's you ever

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<v Speaker 1>see people walk the red carpet or walk any places

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<v Speaker 1>and it says like, um, uh, emmy's all over it,

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<v Speaker 1>like every few feet, or it says like, uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the back wall that as logos on it, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's like a staircase of three or four rotating

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<v Speaker 1>logos and it might have a sponsor and your logo,

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<v Speaker 1>like your sports team, your TV show. But they call

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<v Speaker 1>it a step and repeat because when you walk in

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<v Speaker 1>the red carpet, you take a picture, you take a

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<v Speaker 1>step to your your right or your left, and you

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<v Speaker 1>repeat it. You take another picture. You don't like that

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<v Speaker 1>girl on TikTok. That's not why it's called that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>because it's because it's the logo repeats. Logo steps and repeats,

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<v Speaker 1>and it goes up on a diagonal thing. Whatever. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll be hanging out. It will be from five

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<v Speaker 1>pm to eight pm per person, but you get three

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<v Speaker 1>courses in there and a drink or so and and

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<v Speaker 1>then you could obviously order more a cart drinks and food.

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<v Speaker 1>Um now, if I could just quickly address before you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna have some I do believe we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have some giveaways. We're trying to get surprises to give

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<v Speaker 1>away that will be free to enter, and we may

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<v Speaker 1>have a surprise or two. We might do some some

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys games. We'll see how ye yeah, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>might see what what we got going Stember tenth Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 1>Please join us, make your reservation now. Benjamin Steakhouse dot

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<v Speaker 1>com slash Brooklyn Boys and uh, and let's get some

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<v Speaker 1>people together and you get to meet other slices. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>a few of you, I know have concerns. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>address the Jewish elephant in the room. Uh, it's I

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<v Speaker 1>know that it's at the tail end of Schabis or

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<v Speaker 1>Shabbat if you prefer. Uh, it's it's the latest we

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<v Speaker 1>can do on Saturday, if you can come late after sundown.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, sundowns later now we did. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what time it will be on September ten, but probably

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<v Speaker 1>seven o'clock, you know, if you come late, and I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. If not, we'll do a different different events

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<v Speaker 1>someday at a different time. But I already know that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be. I apologize, and I believe try Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do believe. When you make the reservation for the table,

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<v Speaker 1>you they're intending that you're going to eat. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna take up a seat, right, Well, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to, right, it's part of the part. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get a table without I believe you can.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, But if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to, you know, if those people want to come

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<v Speaker 1>in and not eat. Is that a thing? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't don't have to call the restaurant. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about that. Yeah, we don't know if they're standing room.

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<v Speaker 1>We do know that we we're gonna have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hundred people in there. So that's good. You like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that's enough about that. I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned a quick scamboni a second ago. Um, you mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>the words scamboni, and uh, it reminded me of well,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got a scamboni. But we got a

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<v Speaker 1>complaint on the Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple Podcasts from

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's yeah Sam before you and I do are scamboni's. Uh, Kristen.

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen wrote, you are the Scamboni. I love you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is one of my favorite podcasts. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna we're not gonna get mad at Kristen. But

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<v Speaker 1>come on, on the amount of commercials. I listened to

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<v Speaker 1>pods two hours long and only take three commercial breaks.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys doing? Do you get paid every

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<v Speaker 1>time you go to commercial break? Stop being greeting? Okay, So, Kristen,

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<v Speaker 1>just to address that, there is a corporate policy of

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<v Speaker 1>how many commercial breaks we have to take. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>up to us. And uh, that's that's the trade off.

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<v Speaker 1>The trade We we get to upload our podcast to

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<v Speaker 1>their servers. Otherwise it would cost us money out of

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<v Speaker 1>our own pockets. And they advertised for us, and when

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<v Speaker 1>we're in studio, we use their equipment. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the deal is they market us, host us,

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<v Speaker 1>promote us, uh, and give us jobs and we take

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<v Speaker 1>so many commercial breaks and and and we are there

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<v Speaker 1>was a mandate recently you might have understood the commercial

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<v Speaker 1>load might have gone up. You might have realized that

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, uh six to eight months or so.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's because these newer episodes, the six to eight

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<v Speaker 1>months that we were there was a mandate. It was

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<v Speaker 1>an edict. It was a dictate down we don't even

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even put into COMMERCCE. We call it the

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<v Speaker 1>corporate cram down right, that we must say, we must

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<v Speaker 1>break like four times in the podcast, and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a choice. So I have to hit the button

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<v Speaker 1>four times. I'm sorry, but what comes out and what

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<v Speaker 1>goes on in the middle of that is not us. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So just know that because other people were saying, what

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<v Speaker 1>about what you're advertising in between there. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's pretty much we're the butts of the

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<v Speaker 1>and then they throw the they throw the mystery meat

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<v Speaker 1>into the sandwich, and we know that's the mystery meat

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<v Speaker 1>that's inside the sandwich where the we're the big roll

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<v Speaker 1>of loaves of dough on either side of So, Christen,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not being greedy, we're being employed. Uh, but

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<v Speaker 1>that reminds me Michael Bellevue or Bellavaux. I apologize Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>um he tweeted at us today. I was listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys and one of the commercials was for

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<v Speaker 1>no other than Michael Rapp Report and the I Am

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<v Speaker 1>Rapp Report podcast. Once again, we didn't put that in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It happened. It just we happen to love Michael Rapp Report.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would not willingly, by choice, be promoting his

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<v Speaker 1>podcast now if he's paying for that and the company's

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<v Speaker 1>getting some money. But you know, my first choice for

0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.560
<v Speaker 1>me to promote our own podcast, but God bless Michael,

0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:12.160
<v Speaker 1>who makes a lot more money than we do. So

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<v Speaker 1>but now scamboni a sami a scambo. I don't know

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:18.399
<v Speaker 1>if this is a scamboni or not. It's more of

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<v Speaker 1>like the fucking balls on BMW. I wouldn't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>go on. You know, BMW is coming out with their

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<v Speaker 1>the next year's models of cars that we didn't talk

0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 1>about this on the podcast, did we? Oh? Yes? Uh?

0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:35.640
<v Speaker 1>And And I may be back to BMW before long

0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:37.920
<v Speaker 1>because my lease is running out on my Lexus. But

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<v Speaker 1>all I'll say is this, If this is where it's headed,

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:42.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want a part of the

0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>BMW Car Corporation. I did some further research and I

0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.840
<v Speaker 1>found out that this, this feature and this thing Bertie're

0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:52.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna hit the roof is only going on in certain

0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:54.000
<v Speaker 1>countries and I don't think the United States is on

0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:55.840
<v Speaker 1>the list. So we may not have to worry. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's a sign of things to come. BMW is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be charging a subscription for their heated seats and

0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:10.560
<v Speaker 1>features like it. Yes, so that means every car, every

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:14.680
<v Speaker 1>make and model of BMW will have the ability to

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<v Speaker 1>have heated seats, air conditioning. Who knows what they're gonna

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 1>The list of the possibilities are right down the road.

0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:24.440
<v Speaker 1>So they did, but they turn it off. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be controlled by a essential system. So if you don't,

0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:33.240
<v Speaker 1>if you don't pay for your heated seats. You don't

0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.880
<v Speaker 1>have to subscribe to the heated seats, but your ask

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be fucking cold. So if you want heated

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.680
<v Speaker 1>seats and you're freezing your your balls off, you can

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.200
<v Speaker 1>contact bm double. I believe you could text them or

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 1>send an email or whatever it is. Press a button.

0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>They hit your fucking credit card immediately with the and

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 1>you have heated seats for the month, and they turn

0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 1>it on at their end, and then you're allowed. You're

0:24:54.960 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>allowed to now press the on button on the heated

0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.480
<v Speaker 1>seats and heat will come out. This is how I

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:05.280
<v Speaker 1>understand it's gonna work. Can you imagine that? Uh? I

0:25:05.320 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 1>I never would have bought a BMW, but now I

0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:11.160
<v Speaker 1>absolutely will not buy it. I mean that's terrible. Well

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.480
<v Speaker 1>is it a scam? Is it a scam? Body? Or

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 1>is it the following BMW blow me? Why don't you? Well,

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>first of all, we know that these some of some

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:22.639
<v Speaker 1>of these things were close. What was what don't you?

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:25.280
<v Speaker 1>As one word, why don't? Why don't you? Some of

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:28.560
<v Speaker 1>these things came standard with the vehicle. You know, you added,

0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you paid for these things. But then they realize people

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:34.640
<v Speaker 1>want to pay in piecemeal, So does it, David Brodie,

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>save money where you live in the northeast, for instance,

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:42.240
<v Speaker 1>or the south where you barely need heated seats. But

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe you're going on a trip to the north North

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Dakota for a month, and maybe you you don't need

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:49.680
<v Speaker 1>heated seats, but you want him for a month because

0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:52.719
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be in cold weather. Does pay? And am

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.399
<v Speaker 1>I paying a dollar or am I paying twenty dollars?

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.919
<v Speaker 1>Either way? So here's the thing. If I buy the cup.

0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:01.439
<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. Tell you they made the cars cheaper,

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 1>but there's no way to know if the cars forty

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<v Speaker 1>five right, And they go, oh, we're only gonna charge

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 1>you forty four thousand because we're not giving you a

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 1>full time heat. So the odds are you're not gonna

0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:12.199
<v Speaker 1>spend a thousand on heat? Do you know that? How

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:13.920
<v Speaker 1>do you know the car wasn't already forty four thousand?

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 1>And they said, how much a month is the heated seats?

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Is it gonna be a hundred bucks a month? Right?

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 1>And how do I know it's gonna How do I

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 1>know I want it for the whole month? What if

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted it three days? I got paid for

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:27.040
<v Speaker 1>the whole month. See, I know me. I'm I'm frugal, right,

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not like you don't say I didn't say cheap.

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm smaller with my money. I I might say, you

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.400
<v Speaker 1>know what, fuck it, I'll have cold, a cold ask

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>for a month rather than spend fifte So this way

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna save money, but I'm gonna be piste off

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>and cold because I'm not gonna pays something that should

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>come on my car. Now. Look, I understand that most

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:51.520
<v Speaker 1>cars people drive slices. I understand don't have heated seats.

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 1>I get that. I get that. But if I'm driving

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 1>a BMW, I should have heated seats that there's certain

0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>things you expect, right, there's certain things that are luxury

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 1>that that can you consider come with the car. Because

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 1>you're paying the top line price, it should come with

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:09.439
<v Speaker 1>it automatically at a sticker. If if I'm living in

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>a mobile home, nothing wrong with that, But I don't

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 1>expect to have three bathrooms in a jacuzy hot tub.

0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>But I'm living in a six bedroom house. I think

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 1>it's something I should maybe consider having that might be

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 1>at least a doable thing. If I drive at BMW

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:26.560
<v Speaker 1>with those seats better be heated, or because there's no

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:28.560
<v Speaker 1>way to figure out the price because they don't sell

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>them without the heat, right that you can't You can't

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:33.359
<v Speaker 1>buy a car right now, right like you can add

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 1>on something fancy, right, you can buy the BMW and

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 1>say I want the higher level, I want the memory seeds,

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I want the little windshow washer wipers on my headlights.

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>You can get the deluxe package with the with the

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>better rims and and the leather seats and multi colors

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 1>of the seats, But you can't buy like the base

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 1>model and go over three thousand dollars more. Gimme heat

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:55.199
<v Speaker 1>and aircondition seats, right, I mean that that's that's not

0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 1>usually it's that's usually part of a package. It's part

0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>of the package. So now they're trying to say that

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:00.879
<v Speaker 1>the package isn't to come with the heated seats. You

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 1>have to pay extra for the package. Where you can

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 1>look at it both ways, I don't know. But my

0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:06.440
<v Speaker 1>question is it truly a scambo need Does it fall

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:09.800
<v Speaker 1>in the Scamboni category? I don't know it will. We're

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to play this out, and it's not happening

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 1>in America anyway, that's not on the list. So maybe

0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 1>in Italy they'll do that. You know whatever. That says crap, Well,

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, I think I talked about this in my car.

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>I have a twenty twenty Dodge charger with at least

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 1>for three years, which means I'm gonna get a four

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Dodge charger. If they keep it will be electric. Wi

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 1>wigi wi. So I have an option because I got

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 1>my car in October, my least will be up on

0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 1>October when the twenty fours are available. So I can

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 1>either get the last gas model HEMI engine for those

0:28:47.600 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what it means, uh Dodge charger, which will

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:53.000
<v Speaker 1>be like a collect as item for a while, or

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I can jump ahead and get the electric version, which

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.600
<v Speaker 1>probably be more money, but it'll have heated seats all

0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>the time. What do you do? What to do? I

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do. I gotta say because part

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 1>of the joy of my car, and you heard it today,

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>is when you start it up, it goes no no, no, right.

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Rumor has it the CEO of Dodge, of Chrysler, of

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>christ the Fiat has said that when you buy an

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>electric Dodge charger, because you know that you really have

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 1>to see see it. They there's a good chance they're

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna replicate that noise. So even though the engine makes

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>no noise, they're gonna make it make noise, which I

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>think is awesome. That's like when you take a picture

0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>with your iPhone and you get the camera shutter shut. Yeah,

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 1>or you press a tone, a touch tone. They don't

0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 1>use those anymore. It's all turn I turned that that

0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>ship all out, so you feel like you're actually dialing

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>a real phone paper for people. Right. The sound effects

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>at this point they don't mean anything. All right, we

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta take a quick break. But you got another scamboni?

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I have one more scambony? So what again?

0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching the clock. I got time for one more

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 1>skam bony. TikTok. It's the boys time management. David Brody,

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something? You just piste off? Kristen

0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>did well? Why Christian? Oh oh, Christian commercials. Yeah, commercial,

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Christian commercial commercials. Watch. I was watching the clock. But

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>so here's my scam bony. Now, this is probably similar

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 1>to any way you live with is a bridge or

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>a tunnel, and on the other end of that bridge

0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 1>in the tunnel is more expensive gas prices. I'll explain.

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 1>So when you drive into the Holland Tunnel, there is

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, six gas stations and a Burger King. Right,

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of gas stations because Manhattan gas prices.

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 1>First of all, there's maybe one gas station in all

0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>of Manhattan. Gas in Manhattan. No I'm not I'm not

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>like exaggerating, but like there's like one gas station. No, no, no, no,

0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 1>there's one below like a street just two thirds of

0:31:00.760 --> 0:31:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Manhattan there's maybe three gas station and and and it's

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 1>all taxi cabs. You're not gonna get gas, so forget

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 1>about that. You gotta go across the right. Some people

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 1>go through the tunnel just to get cass. So here's

0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the thing. Coming going into Manhattan, it's you're like your

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 1>last stop for gas at the cheap Jersey that less

0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>expensive Jersey prices. So a lot of people will get

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:26.240
<v Speaker 1>gas like, oh, I better get gas right now. Coming

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 1>out of the tunnel is also five or six gas

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>stations for those people who like, I have no gas,

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I gotta get gas, or I live

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>in Manhattan, I gotta fill up while I'm here. But

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 1>when you're coming into Manhattan, I mean coming into New Jersey.

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:41.960
<v Speaker 1>What you don't have to get cast right away. You

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 1>can get gas anyway. You're going right of options. So

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:48.560
<v Speaker 1>what do they do. They charge thirty five to forty

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>cents more at the gas stations that are going into

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>the tunnel because it's your last gas before the city.

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Right if you make a left and go one block

0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>to the outbound street, you says and tar which could

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 1>be seven eight dollars a gallon a tank of gas,

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.760
<v Speaker 1>but you don't know that because you can't see. There's

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 1>buildings in the way. It's a it's a it's a

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>one st So you've got seven eight gas stations coming

0:32:13.320 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>out of the tunnel and going into Jersey that a

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>thirty cents cheaper, all in a row than a thirty

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 1>cents cheaper, sometimes forty than their counterparts of the street

0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:25.719
<v Speaker 1>that faces the opposite direction of the tunnel going traffic

0:32:25.720 --> 0:32:28.640
<v Speaker 1>going in. That's a block away, separated by one block.

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 1>And then there's a landing line of seven eight gas

0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>stations that are priced thirty thirty cents higher. But all

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>those guys in a row are all on the same page.

0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:39.240
<v Speaker 1>They're all like winking, elbowing each other like Okay, let's

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 1>all let's all stay stay are ground here, let's all

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>stay high. Built into my car, I have an option

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 1>in my in my navigation system that shows you the

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>gas prices in the area, so you can see. It's no,

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like a travel link. It's a it's a service

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I pay like three dollars a month for and it

0:32:57.000 --> 0:33:00.120
<v Speaker 1>gives you restaurants and gas stations. And so I pulled

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:01.840
<v Speaker 1>it up as I was I was driving into the

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>city with my daughter. We were going to the Mets game,

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>and so we're driving in and that's when I was

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 1>reminded of because my daughter is a relatively new driver

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 1>and I was showing I was like, oh, look at

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>the scamboni. Here, look at the gas prices. So I

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>pull up the gas prices in the area. And by

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>looking at the gas stations, you can tell which side

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 1>of the street, which which street rather the gas stations on.

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:26.720
<v Speaker 1>So there's two BP gas stations the same company going

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 1>out out of New of Manhattan. Coming home, BP is

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>four dollars and twenty nine cents. Yep. Right, going into

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the city four dollars and fifty seven cents, same company.

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>And guess it's probably the same truck that fueled the oil,

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 1>probably the same owner of the gas station. To fuck

0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 1>that eight cents a gallon difference, I'll block away from

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:55.600
<v Speaker 1>each other. So scamboni now, I said, And I guarantee

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 1>wherever you guys live, there's a similar scamboni. We're like, Oh,

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving Virginia heading into West Virginia. Probably less money

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>in West Virginia maybe, And then you're like, oh, I'm

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>going into Virginia and all of a sudden you're saving

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:10.759
<v Speaker 1>money because the gas they'll screw you. You gotta just

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>watch where you're going and see, like, wait a minute,

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.480
<v Speaker 1>is there cheaper gas? Other way around? If you're going

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 1>in somewhere and you're like, I better get gas before

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I go there, chances are the gas is cheaper on

0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:23.560
<v Speaker 1>your way back home. Absolutely, You're welcome. Yeah, that's what

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. That's the Scamboni of the day. You know, Um,

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of going electric. It's electric? Is it go electric?

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it time to get a hybrid or at least

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 1>a hybrid? See into it. Here's what I'm like, what

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 1>would like totally water well in New Jersey where we live,

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:48.319
<v Speaker 1>the governor announced yesterday, Governor Murphy that they will pay

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 1>you four thousand dollars towards your electric car and two

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 1>d and fifty dollars towards uh putting the electrical plug

0:34:55.200 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>thing in your garage. They still want to, Yeah, they

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>want to. And for the environment, uh, and for the economy,

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>they want to help you get an electric car. It's

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>like when they reimburse you or give you a tax

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:09.719
<v Speaker 1>break for using solar panels. Same thing. The only thing

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about is if everyone switched over to electric,

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 1>what happens to the power grid. Do we burn everything

0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:18.359
<v Speaker 1>out and just blow big fuse and then we're out

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 1>of energy? No, the no Texas, Mike, because they have

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 1>their own power grid. But no, the power grid is

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 1>built for it. There's no fuses now. If there's a

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 1>power out, like if we have a blackout, you won't

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:31.840
<v Speaker 1>be able to charge your car if you lose power.

0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 1>But I'm sure that the guest stations have generally and

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a little worry. Plus you have backup battery. Leary,

0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm leterally I'm learly scary on this one. Yeah, definitely, Yeah,

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, it's like it's like it's like

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:48.000
<v Speaker 1>when the cell phones you know, go out, you know,

0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and you don't have that landline and you know no,

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, but you know mine is connected to his

0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>mind's over fires. It's voide voice over. You got the void.

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>So it's not it's not a true landline. It's not

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 1>old school so that you know, it's it's it's it's like, uh,

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:10.319
<v Speaker 1>you know things like that, the item things that have

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:15.400
<v Speaker 1>been in existence the eight hundreds, like gasoline, like like

0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 1>you like your landline, like your like like your toilet

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:21.120
<v Speaker 1>bowl that flushes. I mean you know it the lights

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:23.320
<v Speaker 1>going out. My toilet bowl still flushes. You understand what

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, we know what you sound like.

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.359
<v Speaker 1>The you know what, it always worked, It's gonna work.

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.839
<v Speaker 1>I like my records. I don't want them fancy c ds. Oh,

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I like it. It worked and it was just fine.

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 1>There was no reason to make it better. That's what

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you sound like. You gotta move with that. This is

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>coming from the guy who has the old laptype. But

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 1>if we're putting all of our eggs into one basket,

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>and that will be the basket basket of electricity and

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:49.400
<v Speaker 1>going away from gas and then we have a big

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:54.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking power outage. What happens? Eggs in one basket and

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 1>then someone comes with a broom and knocks the nest down,

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 1>crashing on When the last time it was the last

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>time you had a statewide power outage. You just don't know,

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:09.919
<v Speaker 1>you don't, Okay. In the meantime, we're beholden to other

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 1>countries for oil, and we're paying so much money, and

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:14.920
<v Speaker 1>we have to go and be nice to people we

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:16.839
<v Speaker 1>don't like. That's the way the world is. So why

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:18.920
<v Speaker 1>not say to the countries that I mean to us,

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>fuck you, good for yourself. I'm gonna go plug my

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:25.240
<v Speaker 1>ship in, you know what I mean. I'm just getting

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>a little get a little worried sometimes. But anyway, you know,

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe I should move to hybrid, or we'll move to

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:33.839
<v Speaker 1>at least hybrid, if not full elect If you're you're like, oh,

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I got gas, I got electric, I got both. What

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 1>if I go electric? I'm getting a Tesla. They do

0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 1>it best. If I go electric, I gotta nice, you know, Okay?

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Would you say Tesla is the is the apple of

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:51.719
<v Speaker 1>electric cars? Yeah, I'll tell you why. They're very They're

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 1>very like this is the way we do things and

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:58.319
<v Speaker 1>take it and they're very superior. Admitted. Yeah, there's no dashboard.

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Half the cars have half of your wheel like a

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>like a race car student. Well, I don't like that

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:05.080
<v Speaker 1>at all because I like driving my wrist on the

0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 1>top of the steering wheel like a Brooklyn boy. Uh.

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I first in the market is great.

0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 1>I think what Tesla has done is amazing. The cars

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 1>are wonderful. But I think Dodge is gonna come out

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 1>with a great electric car. There's other companies that have

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 1>electric cars, so uh, And I don't know. If I

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>need to spend Tesla money on electric car, I'm gonna

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Dodge my ass. That's all. I'll get an electric Dodge.

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And the cause called the charger. Was there ever a

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:33.759
<v Speaker 1>car not with a better name than charger charger? I know?

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:36.920
<v Speaker 1>But remember they made the Vault the Vault because it

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>was electric. The charger wasn't made to be electric, wasn't.

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:42.319
<v Speaker 1>But it's it's ready to go. It's got the name.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Plug the charger into the charger, you couldn't. It's redundant.

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I love it. So my car is ready. I can't

0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 1>speak for anybody else. I can't speak for if you

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 1>drive a BMW, it's not that's that's that's not that

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:59.279
<v Speaker 1>I gotta charge bad. By the way, if you are.

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering why we haven't covered the talkbacks in the

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 1>last couple of weeks. We've been accumulating them. Okay, Now,

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I know some people love them, some people hate them. Um,

0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:12.320
<v Speaker 1>we have to go through them and address some of them.

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:14.759
<v Speaker 1>So and we gotta listen to them. So, so I

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 1>think next we should do that. We should go through

0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:21.400
<v Speaker 1>our our files from our talk back. Now what a

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:24.200
<v Speaker 1>talk back is, we'll explain it. We will will play

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:25.759
<v Speaker 1>him after that. And I got a bone to pick

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 1>with a slice, and Rody, what's your bone? Well, a

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 1>few episodes ago, I talked to you about a woman

0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 1>that sent me a picture of a guy that I

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 1>thought was very unattractive, and she said, I found your doppelgang.

0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember that guys listen in order, and so I

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:51.040
<v Speaker 1>made it very clear that's not cool. Well I'm not

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:54.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to call out the person. But a listener,

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 1>a slice, a loyal slice, a good guy. I had

0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.319
<v Speaker 1>a good laugh about this, said I showed you video,

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.000
<v Speaker 1>send me a video and said, oh, Brodie's Moonlight and

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:09.320
<v Speaker 1>got a second job. And this guy uglier than the

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 1>other one, uglier than the first guy, and he looks

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:12.800
<v Speaker 1>like you got hit in the face when his shovel

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:16.439
<v Speaker 1>it's hit the fade bounded with his shovel, and then

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 1>uh and and and and forgot about his wardrobe altogether

0:40:20.560 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>and decided to to pick out of the Salvation Army.

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Uh Now, if this guy was across the Atlantic Ocean

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 1>and you looked with binoculars, you might go, is that

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:36.480
<v Speaker 1>is that right? But in a video like that doesn't

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 1>look like me at all? And so I wrote back

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:39.879
<v Speaker 1>to that guy, I go, you're a slice you listen

0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>in order? He's like, yeah, I go, did you not

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 1>hear the episode where I talked about don't send me

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 1>pictures of video like of ugly people, and go, this

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:49.800
<v Speaker 1>guy looks like you? He wrote back, what go ahead

0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 1>say first, it's brody esque. It's not brody, it's it's

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:59.440
<v Speaker 1>prodi light. How I can see strange. It looks like

0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 1>it looks like my like like a damaged genetic, damaged

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 1>fourth cousin. So anyway, so he wrote back, and because

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry, I was drunk when I was drunk.

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I thought it looked like you, but you now that

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:14.839
<v Speaker 1>I look at it, you're right. So that's all I got.

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not mad at the guy, but no more. You know,

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:24.440
<v Speaker 1>all all that you've just you know, you just enticed

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 1>them to uh send you triple the amount of David

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>because all this doesn't invite more. What do you say,

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know it doesn't than they do. I I do

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 1>need before we get into the scambonies. I did need

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 1>one to ask you what is that? That was my phone? Oh,

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I did want to ask you to translate this parking

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:46.759
<v Speaker 1>sign for me, Highway park Parks parkway sign so we

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:48.480
<v Speaker 1>would drive into the Mets game and I was going

0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 1>by too fast to get a picture of it. But

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 1>it was one of those digital signs where they typed

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the lettering and you can put up whatever lettering you want,

0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:57.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, like Bridge closed. One of those signs. It

0:41:57.200 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 1>said cars only, trucks on parkway equal fine, trucks on

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:11.359
<v Speaker 1>parkway equal fine. Now doesn't mean trucks on parkway will

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>be fined, but it says equal fine fine. Does that

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:17.719
<v Speaker 1>mean trucks on parkway You're fine? You're fine, You're fine.

0:42:18.760 --> 0:42:20.960
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't know. I think if you drive a truck,

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 1>you could argue that right, absolutely, the sign says the

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>trucks on Parkway the it's equal to fine. That's fine. Yeah, yeah,

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>if you get I think that that could be a

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 1>situation where you beg for forgiveness and then ask for permission,

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, for permission. It's like, oh, I'm so sorry.

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean it because it meant something else. And

0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought it meant that instead of writing cars only,

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:50.839
<v Speaker 1>just put trucks only, or trucks or cars cars only.

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Trucks are fined find find but f I and eady,

0:42:56.520 --> 0:43:00.440
<v Speaker 1>but trucks on Parkway equals fine. I think, yeah, well

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 1>they funked out up. Yeah. So if you're hearing this

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:08.440
<v Speaker 1>podcast or any episode of this podcast, uh this, you

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 1>can actually do this podcast of our podcast listen and

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 1>you listen to our heart Radio. You have an option

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>to click the microphone and talk back at us. They

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:20.959
<v Speaker 1>collected Q and then we eventually when we have time,

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.239
<v Speaker 1>listen back to them and we're gonna do that. We're

0:43:23.239 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna do the something entertaining and funny now a lot. Now,

0:43:27.120 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I do want to say one thing. We got a

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of voicemails talkbacks about our delay in posting an episode.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing. We posted an episode on Friday

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 1>because we absolutely could not record on Wednesday Thursday. We

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 1>had to record on Friday right after the show, So

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.680
<v Speaker 1>we apologize. However, if you leave a talk back, we're

0:43:48.719 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 1>not gonna hear it until after we've already recorded an episode.

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>So recording an episode saying hey man, where's the podcast

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>and all that's just trying to event. You know, they

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 1>just needed someone to talk to, so they talk to

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 1>their talk back. However, if you eat me at David Brody,

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, I respond to all of my tweets, so

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I will write you back in Italy and say hey,

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:07.279
<v Speaker 1>it's coming off. We're having and posting it whatever in

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:10.439
<v Speaker 1>a perfect world. All right, well here's some talkbacks. Let's

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:13.360
<v Speaker 1>go to not wait, so let's go backwards from the

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:18.680
<v Speaker 1>most recent This is, uh, just the other day the

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:22.959
<v Speaker 1>easy boy, Hey, scary scary. Listen, if the guy says

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:26.280
<v Speaker 1>holds up the bagel, says you haven't had barge bagels

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 1>and not bread? What the fund is it? Bagel? Then

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:33.479
<v Speaker 1>what the fund is that? Tacko? Scary? If I can't

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:38.400
<v Speaker 1>get my bagel, sliced open, cream cheese, and want ship.

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Canadians can go fund themselves and want ship. Referring to

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:47.759
<v Speaker 1>the bagels I had in Montreal, where the arguably the

0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:50.319
<v Speaker 1>best bagels, better than New York City bagels. Uh, some

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 1>would say. And they didn't give me when I wanted

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 1>cream cheese or butter on the bagel, they wouldn't do it.

0:44:55.680 --> 0:44:58.480
<v Speaker 1>They just handed me a whole hot bagel, and they said,

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.239
<v Speaker 1>here you could buy cream cheese on the side. You

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 1>can buy a button on the side, and he's a

0:45:01.719 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 1>plastic knife. Put it on yourself, cut the bagel, put

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 1>it on yourself. And by the way, if if, if

0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 1>you need to hit the back button back fifteen seconds

0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:11.480
<v Speaker 1>two times. To hear that again, he said some words,

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:14.640
<v Speaker 1>very fast, very New york Ish. Uh. And so you

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:16.400
<v Speaker 1>may have missed a couple of words, but the essence

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>of it was, if you don't put the cream cheese

0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>on my bagel, go for yourself. So thank you, yea

0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:26.160
<v Speaker 1>thank you. That was one And here was more scary

0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:29.359
<v Speaker 1>and brody. What's up? This is from the nine file

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 1>six and a riddle. Texas, Just keep doing a great

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:37.920
<v Speaker 1>joblive your show. Be safe out there. Nice Texas. Checking

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:42.560
<v Speaker 1>in that Brodie and Scary, welcome back from vacation. Missed you.

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 1>My husband and I would love to join you, a Benjamin.

0:45:45.719 --> 0:45:48.839
<v Speaker 1>It sounds wonderful question. Will you could guys be like

0:45:48.880 --> 0:45:51.120
<v Speaker 1>a riding groom and walk around to each table to

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 1>say hello and thank you for coming? Absolutely, Christie proud

0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Paes gutarian burgn County, New Jersey. All right, and there

0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>will be some seafood options for you. Yes, I'll be

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 1>the brow. I'll be the groom. Okay, then I guess

0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>we're a gay couple because I'll be a groom as well.

0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:10.319
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. Scary. My son was listening to this with

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:15.719
<v Speaker 1>me and said, when his French class went to Montreal,

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 1>the teacher told them, if you speak in the French,

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:24.720
<v Speaker 1>in the local dialect, they will put they will smear

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.160
<v Speaker 1>the cream cheese onto the bagel. You have to do

0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:30.360
<v Speaker 1>it in French. And he went to the same bagel

0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:35.160
<v Speaker 1>shop and I think from Lancaster. He started laughing. He said, Scary,

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't American fu. Yeah, They're like, go fund yourself, you American.

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 1>But if you want to learn our language and you

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.040
<v Speaker 1>want to lean into it and learn about our culture,

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>will be nice. By the way, and I'm sorry I

0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 1>used profanity. Just you should be nice to all your

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 1>customers from all over the world, not just your natives.

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:58.799
<v Speaker 1>We don't say French Canadians aren't nice. This is now,

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>it's reinforced. This is not nice, guys. I live in

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Hawaii and I would come back to the Tristate area

0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 1>for this Brooklyn Boys inner, shut up, Hawaii. Are we

0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:12.879
<v Speaker 1>gonna see her? She didn't leave her name. Uh while,

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>if she's wearing a leg in a grass skirt, well know,

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 1>huh okay, that one that was classic to the woman

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:27.919
<v Speaker 1>who just said that, it's a good thing. She can

0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:32.239
<v Speaker 1>barely hear Brody on the podcast. You need to shut up.

0:47:32.840 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 1>What Brody is the heart and soul of the Brooklyn Boys.

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Well that's funny. I did someone say that someone insulted you?

0:47:44.040 --> 0:47:49.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I love how the talk back people are

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 1>fighting with each other over talk back. Well she give

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 1>that message. She slapped back on the talk back. That's right.

0:47:58.280 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Are you lowering my volume? You son of a bit?

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're doing. I'm really not all right.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to go in. Okay, let's go. We're going backwards.

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:07.759
<v Speaker 1>It's too late here. Who knows that but you Hey,

0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:10.919
<v Speaker 1>they're Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brodie. Peter

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 1>calling from Miami. By the way, I forgot to identify

0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>myself on my previous talk back about the Verizon commercial. Again, Scary,

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>You're wrong anyway, listening to episode twenty two, the William

0:48:23.200 --> 0:48:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Shatton your mask painted white was for Halloween for Michael Myers,

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 1>not Jason on Friday the thirteenth. That was a hockey mask. Yeah,

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that was a That was a brain fart. Mold On.

0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'll say. I didn't get the fact wrong.

0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I got the movie wrong. I'm not trying to excuse this.

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:44.879
<v Speaker 1>I often confuse Halloween with Friday had the Jason mask.

0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:48.720
<v Speaker 1>That was a hockey mask. Absolutely so that Mike Myers.

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Mike Myers was the William sat mask. Yeah, I brain

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 1>fart for sure, So thank you, sorry about that. I

0:48:57.239 --> 0:48:59.560
<v Speaker 1>think this is the first time I'm ever saying it.

0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Having a day zero listen to guys, Brodie's right, better

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Bagel then New York City down. Everywhere else is the

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:21.279
<v Speaker 1>ship Bagel. That's how you're saying, hands down New York

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:25.680
<v Speaker 1>daywhere from New York my friend and I'm telling you

0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I went to Montreal and they had the best motherfucking bagel's.

0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:32.279
<v Speaker 1>The best bagel I ever tasted in North America is

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:35.200
<v Speaker 1>in Montreal, not New York City. But this guy can't.

0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:37.960
<v Speaker 1>This is the problem. Has he been there? Has he

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 1>tasted what I tasted? Doesn't If he tasted what I tasted,

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:43.719
<v Speaker 1>he might have a change of opinion. Well two things. One,

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate him calling from underneath a jet engine, but

0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:51.279
<v Speaker 1>to the first time ever he's agree with me. I mean,

0:49:51.600 --> 0:50:00.400
<v Speaker 1>come on. So the the scamboni that the car washes

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:03.960
<v Speaker 1>dude too is that you know you get in line

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:08.320
<v Speaker 1>right and you see the options. Well, the only option

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:12.640
<v Speaker 1>for the fucking dryer to get the dryer is fucking

0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:16.239
<v Speaker 1>fifteen bucks twenty bucks and the cheap one comes with

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 1>no dryer. And if you have to get the dryer,

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:20.800
<v Speaker 1>because if you don't get the dryer, car looks like

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 1>ship Is that true? While not, I've never been to

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:26.439
<v Speaker 1>a car wash that sounds like the BMW car wash.

0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:30.399
<v Speaker 1>If you if you want your car dride, you're gonna

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 1>have to pay for the dryer. Wow, So you just

0:50:32.600 --> 0:50:35.319
<v Speaker 1>walk out with a sopping wet car, dripping with water marks,

0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:39.799
<v Speaker 1>the still things. Uh, they don't have, you know, they

0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:42.360
<v Speaker 1>don't have the eleven workers at the end with the

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 1>rags trying to dry your car off. It's like that

0:50:45.520 --> 0:50:48.880
<v Speaker 1>undercoding protection thing they spray under your car like bullshit,

0:50:49.239 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 1>that's bullshit. What karanuba wax the under the undercarriage the

0:50:55.920 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 1>carriage wash rust protection that it doesn't wash off when

0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:03.840
<v Speaker 1>it goes through the cash. That's like that special shampoo

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>for my grundle. Yeah, that's I'm gonna buy some for

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:11.440
<v Speaker 1>my banus for my taint hold on special product, brand

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:15.680
<v Speaker 1>new on the shelves and Target you can have taint wash. Yeah,

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:17.279
<v Speaker 1>they know what I'm gonna I'm gonna cooin a new

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:20.320
<v Speaker 1>phrase here. That's a funk. That's what that is. Because

0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>when you hear that, you go the fuck. That's it.

0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's it. You get a defense there, Bernie

0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:27.840
<v Speaker 1>and Scary. This is Peter from Miami episode to twenty

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 1>three Lenevsky. I refused to go to that place out there.

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 1>They fucking tell me that. They refused to not put

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 1>mustard on my sandwich. I went to a spot and

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>restaurant in North Carolina once and they refused to not

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 1>put mustard and pickles on my Cuban sandwich, saying that

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:45.799
<v Speaker 1>it compromised the integrity and authenticity of the sandwich. Fuck you,

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm Cuban, I know better. Don't pull that shit on me. Besides,

0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 1>I hate pickles and I am allergic to mustard seeds,

0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 1>So fuck you. I walked out. Yes, yes, prefer Delhi

0:51:56.680 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that I went to in Montreal, by the way, listen, listening,

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 1>you listening all they literally said you must have mustard.

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:07.160
<v Speaker 1>They go the extra They're like, do you can't not

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 1>have mustard? But what does it take to put the

0:52:09.640 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>bottle down to hand me my sandwich? Nope, you gotta

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:14.360
<v Speaker 1>have mustard or they won't hand it to you. Crazy

0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:21.879
<v Speaker 1>about this one. This is Jared from Pottsville. So I'm

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 1>just going out on a limb here, and I'm thinking,

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>that's scary to saying that New York Bagels are now

0:52:28.120 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 1>sch Bagels. Since he thinks that I just said, I

0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 1>just realized greatness. Yeah, okay, hey they're Bertie and scary

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:42.200
<v Speaker 1>that we had that one already. Okay, alright, nice to

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:45.080
<v Speaker 1>hear my name first again, though, of course we would come.

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:49.400
<v Speaker 1>We would love to meet Bertie and scary and of

0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:53.640
<v Speaker 1>course free dessert. Can't wait to hear the detail. All right,

0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 1>you've heard that by now. Hey, this is Katie from Bentonville, Arkansas. Hey,

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 1>it's one time me and my fan only we went

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:03.680
<v Speaker 1>to Disney World in Florida and my kid went to

0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:06.479
<v Speaker 1>the World of Tomorrow and she was like five years

0:53:06.520 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 1>old and all she wanted was a hot dog. But

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:11.160
<v Speaker 1>guess what World of Tomorrow. You can't have it your way.

0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:14.120
<v Speaker 1>It's not like Burger King. We legitimately spent twenty five

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:17.120
<v Speaker 1>dollars for a hot dog with macaroni and cheese on it.

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:19.839
<v Speaker 1>My kid was crying. I had to get my hand

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:22.920
<v Speaker 1>wipe the macaroni and cheese. I'll throw it on the floor.

0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:25.920
<v Speaker 1>My kids just eating your hot dog and got cut

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:30.480
<v Speaker 1>off and by the course, threw it on the floor.

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 1>And and uh, well, they need to update this app

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 1>because that's as far back as it goes. It only

0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:40.920
<v Speaker 1>goes back two weeks. So any anyone who recorded anything

0:53:40.960 --> 0:53:44.279
<v Speaker 1>while we were on vacation has been arranged. And by

0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:46.480
<v Speaker 1>the way, I previewed some of these last week and

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:49.759
<v Speaker 1>they were fucking funny and you suck. Why don't you

0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:53.280
<v Speaker 1>load them into your mega system playing them off my phone,

0:53:53.560 --> 0:53:55.440
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know they were going to disappear on me.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:59.879
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry if you didn't hear your talk back

0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:02.640
<v Speaker 1>and and you feel like you need to be heard,

0:54:03.120 --> 0:54:08.359
<v Speaker 1>re record it and send it. Yeah, that's a hell

0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:10.600
<v Speaker 1>of that left the wind out of my sales. And

0:54:10.840 --> 0:54:13.960
<v Speaker 1>that's how this feature comes to an end, just like that.

0:54:13.520 --> 0:54:21.160
<v Speaker 1>That's that's not right. We will be back. Scary. You're

0:54:21.160 --> 0:54:22.839
<v Speaker 1>not playing on having any kids, right, I mean at

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 1>the moment, that's hard. No, hard, no. And you know

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:27.919
<v Speaker 1>I have I have three kids, and I I don't

0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:29.480
<v Speaker 1>think I'm the best parent ever, but I like to

0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 1>think I was good at a couple of things. Well,

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:38.279
<v Speaker 1>you know they always say like these new new fangled parenting. Um,

0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I was in Walgreens, you know, the pharmacy they forced

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:42.680
<v Speaker 1>us to go to because the guy who quit his

0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:47.480
<v Speaker 1>job and went to work with you know. So I'm

0:54:47.520 --> 0:54:51.080
<v Speaker 1>online at the the in the in store pharmacy because

0:54:51.600 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 1>there was a problem with the drive through pharmacies how

0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:56.399
<v Speaker 1>to go inside some I'm waiting online at the old,

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:58.360
<v Speaker 1>the old pharmacy line and I'm I'm I don't know,

0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe second or third in line. And behind me as

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 1>a woman in her late thirties maybe, and she's got

0:55:05.320 --> 0:55:08.560
<v Speaker 1>a kid named Zachary, who's I don't know, maybe nine

0:55:09.200 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 1>eight nine. How do I know his name is Zachary

0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:15.520
<v Speaker 1>because she said it a thousand times. So Zachary had

0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 1>a little mil r balloon on a stick. Oh yeah,

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and he was running around the pharmacy area, and rather

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:29.800
<v Speaker 1>than control him, she kept saying, Zachary, Zachary, Honey, Zachary,

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:33.080
<v Speaker 1>come back to her, Zachary, Zachary, don't run around, Zachary, Zachary,

0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:35.600
<v Speaker 1>don't hit people with the balloon, Zachary, Zachary, don't do that.

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I think she would have shortened his name to zach

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:41.200
<v Speaker 1>by now, just to imagine every living that everyday life,

0:55:41.239 --> 0:55:44.160
<v Speaker 1>all these years, and Zachary, Zachary, Zachary takes a lot.

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It's three syllables when you can just zach that that

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:50.400
<v Speaker 1>that So that I guess Zachary has either become immune

0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:52.839
<v Speaker 1>to his name or he knows the game and she's

0:55:52.840 --> 0:55:55.680
<v Speaker 1>not gonna do anything. He's deaf. So that, yeah, well

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:58.560
<v Speaker 1>then she would she would know that. So then Zachary

0:55:58.600 --> 0:56:01.000
<v Speaker 1>cuts me in line and bumps into me. So I

0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:05.280
<v Speaker 1>go excuse me, Zachary. Apologize to the man. He doesn't, Zachary.

0:56:05.600 --> 0:56:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Now she doesn't apologize to me. On behalf of Zachary, Zachary.

0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:11.359
<v Speaker 1>You need to get in line, Zachary. Zachary stopped playing

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:12.920
<v Speaker 1>with the spindle. There was like a thing, you like

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 1>it spinning around whatever was on it, like the sunglasses,

0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the sunglass thing. So so now I'm I'm next in line,

0:56:22.520 --> 0:56:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and there's a phone and a credit card machine right

0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:27.400
<v Speaker 1>at the counter, like we put your credit card in.

0:56:27.480 --> 0:56:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Right he's taking the balloon and he's banging it against

0:56:29.880 --> 0:56:32.359
<v Speaker 1>the credit card machine and I can't move up because

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he's in my way. Zachary, don't hit the machine to balloom, Zachary.

0:56:35.520 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Don't ht the machine with balloom, Zachary. Don't hit the

0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:42.719
<v Speaker 1>shoeman balloom Zachary. No, no, Zachary, no, Zachary. No on

0:56:42.800 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 1>the balloon, No balloon on the machine, Zachary. So I

0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:49.680
<v Speaker 1>turned around and I said, it's not working. Can you

0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:51.680
<v Speaker 1>please grab him by the arm or something. I don't

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:53.799
<v Speaker 1>grab my sun by the arm. So I turned around

0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:58.799
<v Speaker 1>and go, Zachary, get in line behind me. Do you listen? Yes?

0:56:59.239 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 1>He looked up like because it's someone different, you know,

0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:06.800
<v Speaker 1>he said it forcefully. He's become desensitized to his mother. Zachary, Zachary,

0:57:06.880 --> 0:57:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Zachary that it goes in one and at the other.

0:57:09.680 --> 0:57:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she needs to raise her voice. Maybe see at

0:57:12.040 --> 0:57:14.000
<v Speaker 1>that point where she's like, you know, Zachary, honey. She

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:16.440
<v Speaker 1>called him honey a couple of times, like it's not working.

0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>It's not working. Your parenting is not working. He's hitting

0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the machine, he's hitting people with the balloon. You're a

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:24.760
<v Speaker 1>terrible parent. So finally, I don't like Zachary get live

0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:27.280
<v Speaker 1>by me, and he's like, oh, And I turned to

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:28.560
<v Speaker 1>her and I gave it a look. I give it like,

0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:30.600
<v Speaker 1>that's how your fucking parent. And you know what it's

0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:32.120
<v Speaker 1>saying to me, because I get za point she figured

0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:33.800
<v Speaker 1>out was a crazy person. All right, hold on, let

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:37.240
<v Speaker 1>me get out my magic marker and checking that box

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:42.160
<v Speaker 1>on why another reasons, another reason why I'm not having kids.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, maybe a kids, Zachary, there you go, my

0:57:47.360 --> 0:57:50.080
<v Speaker 1>X marks the spot. I have all these boxes and

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I just keep checking them off one by one, putting

0:57:53.040 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 1>exes in the boxes on why I'm not having kids.

0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:59.080
<v Speaker 1>That reason, that reason that I have three kids None

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:01.880
<v Speaker 1>of them have ever been like that, none of them.

0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:09.000
<v Speaker 1>None of them. They're an anomaly. Well, I don't want kids.

0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want pets. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:14.120
<v Speaker 1>so rude. I'm so bad for it. Not wanting pets.

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.320
<v Speaker 1>You're so mean and cruel. Have a heart, you no

0:58:17.400 --> 0:58:19.440
<v Speaker 1>love in your heart. That's what people say when I

0:58:19.520 --> 0:58:21.320
<v Speaker 1>when I tell them I don't want kids and I

0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:23.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want pets, like I think it would be cruel

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:25.440
<v Speaker 1>if you had a pet. I would love listening. I

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 1>would love kittens, but I don't have time for them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Again, we've went over this. If you listen

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<v Speaker 1>in order, you know, because we have these conversations. Uh somebody,

0:58:35.280 --> 0:58:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I know we were. But they will tear up your

0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:40.240
<v Speaker 1>furniture and get bored when you're not home. They will

0:58:40.240 --> 0:58:43.720
<v Speaker 1>claw everything, and uh, they will not keep each other happy.

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<v Speaker 1>If I decided to go away for a long weekend

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm about to do, by the way, we are

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<v Speaker 1>some of us on the show will be in Miami

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<v Speaker 1>at the Y one h pool party in Miami at

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<v Speaker 1>the Fountain Blue Um and uh yeah, so what would

0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:00.959
<v Speaker 1>I do I'm away from Wednesday to Sunday. What would

0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I do with pets? Well, what are you thinking of

0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 1>the You wouldn't know. Listen, I know there's people slices.

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I know you're like, I have cats. They don't do that.

0:59:08.200 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Scary is going to the extreme. He's mentioning all the

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:12.320
<v Speaker 1>worst things that can happen when you have a cat.

0:59:12.640 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't understand you can do certain things and train

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:17.520
<v Speaker 1>them and a scratching but blah blah blah blah, whatever

0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 1>it is, the animals are worth it if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to make the effort. Now, speaking of Miami, in the

0:59:21.760 --> 0:59:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Fountain Blew, a couple of people DM me. One person said, hey,

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna be there? I'm looking forward to meeting you.

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:27.920
<v Speaker 1>One person said, hey, can I get a picture with

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 1>you when I come to the party, the pool party?

0:59:31.080 --> 0:59:35.360
<v Speaker 1>And I said, no, you cannot. Why I'm not going.

0:59:35.680 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I was not invited. Well that's it. Leave it at that.

0:59:38.200 --> 0:59:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't on the list. I didn't make time. This

0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 1>was a local This is not an Elvince to rand show.

0:59:42.680 --> 0:59:45.840
<v Speaker 1>This is a why one hundred local radio station play.

0:59:45.960 --> 0:59:47.560
<v Speaker 1>So so we were gonna be there. We're gonna have

0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:49.800
<v Speaker 1>a concert in the afternoon. We have a pool party

0:59:49.800 --> 0:59:51.960
<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon and it comes in the evening. Must

0:59:52.000 --> 0:59:54.960
<v Speaker 1>sounds nice. Fountain I'll be there, so you come and

0:59:55.040 --> 0:59:56.880
<v Speaker 1>say hi to me. If you're please go side is

0:59:56.960 --> 0:59:59.840
<v Speaker 1>scary in the South Florida area, Right, we'll FaceTime for

0:59:59.880 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 1>a face time, mate, but I will not be there.

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<v Speaker 1>So now I not a scary feels when he's not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to go to my pool. I will not be

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<v Speaker 1>at the at the time. The beautiful Fountain Blue. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been at the previous pool parties at the Fountain Blue,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to say it is a beautiful establishment.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're listening and want to fly me down

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<v Speaker 1>their Fountain Blue, I'm all about it. Maybe maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>was behind the whole thing. This is all but my scheme.

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<v Speaker 1>And then now you can't come to my pool, Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>for the weekend, and you can't have it. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>come in. The Fountain Blue has like five pools, I

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<v Speaker 1>think of four pools. Yes, I am very I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm very jealous of you. It's a beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a great time. But would I do what

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<v Speaker 1>would I do with my cats, with my dog if

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<v Speaker 1>I had it? You know, you'd probably injure them unintentionally

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<v Speaker 1>or starve them to death. Fifteen years ago, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a dramatic experience with a dog. I was having sex

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<v Speaker 1>and then the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what you do with dogs. No, no, this is not that. Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me finish the story. You were doing it with

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<v Speaker 1>doggie style, not fifty it was it was between. It

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<v Speaker 1>was before my current girlfriend and after my ex. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a couple of years there when I was dating

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<v Speaker 1>just randomly and I was having sex with a dog. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there was she would not. Whoever, this woman would not.

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<v Speaker 1>She was No, no, this woman would not. Some don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Some don't. Scare you have to, you know, listen to

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying that on your birthday. No, this woman

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<v Speaker 1>would would not lock her dog up. And the dog

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<v Speaker 1>was protective. What the dog was super protective of her.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog was the dog was was all over her

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I can't do this. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>dog jumps on the bed and next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the dog licked my asshole. WHOA, Like, what was that shared?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, what I yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing it, and of a sudden I just felt

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<v Speaker 1>like what the fuck. I felt the wetness on my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Wait a minute, are you saying that

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<v Speaker 1>you you have peanut butter on your ass? No, dude, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was having sex and all and all

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<v Speaker 1>the next thing, you know, like I just felt the

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<v Speaker 1>dog literally like tongued my anus. Yes it did. I

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<v Speaker 1>was traumatized, dude. I was scared. I'm like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>And that was the end of that. And I swear

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<v Speaker 1>to you and I don't really I never told this

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<v Speaker 1>story to anybody. Oh but I don't know why he

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<v Speaker 1>decided to do that. Now, Well, because we're on the

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<v Speaker 1>topic of not wanting kids or pets, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been traumatized and like I don't want a dog

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<v Speaker 1>because the dog wants did that to me during sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my just they wanted to get in the action.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>I just went like I couldn't, I couldn't finish. I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm done, I'm out the end. And

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<v Speaker 1>the dog it was one of those big sloppy dogs too,

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<v Speaker 1>dog that you know that had that It was like

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<v Speaker 1>some air between amard. But what did you say to herror,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what, your dog just licked my ass?

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<v Speaker 1>And and and she laughed. She left. Yeah, oh that

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<v Speaker 1>was that. That was yah, so so gad I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I oh yeah, oh oh you laugh. But if this happened,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you look, it wasn't you look it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a cocker spaniel high Yeah it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a long time while you look at But for that,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I never told you this story. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a second, Wait a second, I don't understand something. And

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<v Speaker 1>normally I'm regardless of what angle you were in, what position,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't your your your access ports had been somewhat blocked?

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<v Speaker 1>The dog found it. The dog was on the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, yeah, I see. I'm a dog

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<v Speaker 1>lover and I love dogs. But I I don't die.

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<v Speaker 1>It would joy the line there. Oh I I met

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<v Speaker 1>this girl, Matt, you gotta you gotta ring tin tin job.

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<v Speaker 1>I met this girl on match too. That was fucking funny,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it was funny. No, we met on match

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<v Speaker 1>and uh that was That was a short lived and

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<v Speaker 1>only time I was ever on on dating websites. Never

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<v Speaker 1>was yours and his tongue Holy crap. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was a boy dog? I don't I don't remember. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the name. I don't even know the remember

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<v Speaker 1>the color. I just remember the dog was big and

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<v Speaker 1>it smelled. I don't have names. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Was it a girl different? Is it different

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<v Speaker 1>if a boy? No, it's it's still an animal, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>It's still an animal, and it's still fucking nasty. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it a good looking dog at least? Again, these are

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<v Speaker 1>things that I've repressed and I've never spoken about. How

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<v Speaker 1>hot Was the woman not hot enough to put up

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<v Speaker 1>with that? I assume it was. It was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>during my my it was during my hordem So you

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<v Speaker 1>have to understand, what if she was a supermodel, what

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<v Speaker 1>if she was like a twenty on a scale of

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<v Speaker 1>one to ten. You keep going, you don't stop, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't go. Um sorry, Kate Upton, but your dog, like

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<v Speaker 1>my k I cannot do it. I don't think so

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<v Speaker 1>so so uh. I've been my my current girlfriend for

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<v Speaker 1>several years now and does not have a dog. No,

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<v Speaker 1>did not have a dog or a pet or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>though she wants parakeets, which I totally think. It's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold hold wait Now, then before that, there was there

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<v Speaker 1>was this time where I was, you know, just doing

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up randomly and I was on I was on

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<v Speaker 1>Match and some websites and things. And prior to that,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in another long term relationship. Again, she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a dog. So anytime any relationship I was ever in,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no dogs or pets around. So this was

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<v Speaker 1>the one encounter that I had had that there was

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<v Speaker 1>a pet or dog or whatever. And I just remember, I, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know where she lived. I don't, it

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<v Speaker 1>was I blocked this out of my mind. But that

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<v Speaker 1>was the end of that. Hey. You know when you

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<v Speaker 1>have those conversations with your significant other and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, uh, you know what do they go? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you what do you like? I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>ever told Robin about this. Well, you know, sometimes your

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<v Speaker 1>your spouse, your partner will go, hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do something nice for you tonight. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you really into? What do you really like? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you you know? What I mean? Did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>like turn to Robin and go, well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>there was this dog wants. Here's also how I look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. If you can't if you can't lock your

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<v Speaker 1>dog up and during while you're just in the throes

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<v Speaker 1>of passion and you're doing what you're doing, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>you've chosen your dog over me, and I'll never I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never amount to anything in your world and your dog

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<v Speaker 1>and you allow your dog on the bed, that mean

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<v Speaker 1>that that she must have slept with the dog, and

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<v Speaker 1>the dog had its way with the place, and the

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<v Speaker 1>dog can do whatever it wants done with the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, the dog just like walks in.

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<v Speaker 1>Your dog went for a little kimbls and ships. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you don't say to me, that's disgusting, it's sloppy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's up. And again you may be listening right

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<v Speaker 1>now and be like, fuck you scary. I allow my

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<v Speaker 1>my pets, my cats and dogs on my bed all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. But I just think that there are certain

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<v Speaker 1>things when you're doing the deed. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to have your pets in the vicinity. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder are they are Do they know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think the answer is yes they do. Secondly,

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<v Speaker 1>do they You can attest to this if you had

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<v Speaker 1>your dog watch you do it. No, okay, but you

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<v Speaker 1>do think that they know what's happening. No, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a question. You know some people let their dogs

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<v Speaker 1>lick their face. Yes, sometimes they let their dogs lick

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<v Speaker 1>there that they'll kiss them in the Sometimes I get

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<v Speaker 1>the tongue the mouth. But then it's another disgusting thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I can never love a pet enough to to kiss

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<v Speaker 1>me on the mouth. I think, doesn't frogg he kiss

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<v Speaker 1>his dogs on his mouth, on their mouth? Yeah, I can't,

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<v Speaker 1>so imagine this scary. You know, that wasn't the first

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<v Speaker 1>butt that dog licked. You know, it wasn't. So this

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<v Speaker 1>dog has licked but before the owner has probably licked

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<v Speaker 1>the dog, or let the dog lick her. You kissed

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<v Speaker 1>that woman on the mouth. I see where you're going

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<v Speaker 1>with this. Yeah, Now did you break up with her

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<v Speaker 1>right after that? It was not even we were just

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a hook up. It was on two

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<v Speaker 1>or three dates. So you never saw her again? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no I didn't. I don't. So the next guy is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna taste whatever you ate at some point. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gross. On that note, a very sour note. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm yeah, I'm sorry to leave it here. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is very tag rim tintin uh. I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should we should leave on on a on a

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<v Speaker 1>different note, I got a couple of used jokes we

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<v Speaker 1>could do before we get out of here. Let's do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to find the music now. Between this and

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, this is what happens last well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when you're you're just you're you're free forming it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we're freestyling and we have a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>ideas that we come in with and then we just

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how the podcast is gonna unravel. One thing

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<v Speaker 1>leads to the next, to the next, and sometimes stories

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<v Speaker 1>like this, rear they're ugly heads. Oh yeah, rear, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>they're ugly heads. Head And yes, that could have been

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<v Speaker 1>a used punch line for the show. Yes, these are

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<v Speaker 1>jokes that were told on the show. Well, actually the

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<v Speaker 1>story is done on the show. Brody wrote some jokes

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<v Speaker 1>and they didn't get used. So here they are right

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<v Speaker 1>here in this The Mighty Elvis Durand did a story

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<v Speaker 1>we get to a go a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>that Britney Spears was wearing a thong made of diamond

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<v Speaker 1>on her Instagram account. So I said, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>really weird part is when she first put the thong on,

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<v Speaker 1>it was made of coal. Do you understand how cold

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<v Speaker 1>turns into diamonds? And then finally we had an Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>female Amazon employee on the phone and I wanted Elvins

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<v Speaker 1>to ask if her box had a smile on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would not do that. That was my That

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<v Speaker 1>was my That was the two jokes that did not

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<v Speaker 1>get used in the past. I love whatever was lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, okay, so all right we're outta here's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, make

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<v Speaker 1>your reservation for the Brooklyn meet up number one and

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<v Speaker 1>we will be schmoozing at all the table smoozing and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be boozing. I'm gonna have my first course and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna walk around and I second course, walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>How did my free desert? And to walk around? See

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<v Speaker 1>you next time, boys, Brolinda Boys, Roland