Speaker 1: Start up, start Up. Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start dat up. They're making noise data Dot up episode.
Speaker 1: This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's us. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: like spending this hour and change with you once a week.
Speaker 1: David Brody, Thank you Scary Jones, especially since I drove
Speaker 1: you home today. Yeah, it's actually said something. I was
Speaker 1: a little surprised by. What did I say? Thank you? No, no,
Speaker 1: you you had me drive around a different way to
Speaker 1: your house where I came out about a quarter of
Speaker 1: a block away from your entrance, and I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'll drive you around. You said, no, Man, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the lift home. I said, no, I'll drive you.
Speaker 1: Goes Hey. I still love you. I love you man.
Speaker 1: You don't have to drive me. So I appreciate that. God,
Speaker 1: and I love you man at you it's not quite
Speaker 1: not quite as a man, but it was. I love
Speaker 1: you man, I love you man, my man. I love
Speaker 1: you man, my man. But no, you know, if you
Speaker 1: think about it, you you did me a huge favor
Speaker 1: by taking me home, and and I didn't need you
Speaker 1: to go loop around again and drop me in front
Speaker 1: of my door. It's okay that I walk a couple
Speaker 1: of steps. Plus aren't we always talking about how I
Speaker 1: need to get more exercise? Oh? Hell yeah? So that
Speaker 1: was it? Like goes a long way, man, It adds
Speaker 1: up every step, adds up every step. That's right. You
Speaker 1: do you measure your steps? Uh? No, No, I don't
Speaker 1: take enough to measure them. They say you need ten
Speaker 1: thousand steps a day to be doing something healthy with yourself,
Speaker 1: like to be making a difference ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 1: And of course most people have wearable devices at this point,
Speaker 1: whether it be your phone in your pocket or your
Speaker 1: watches or whatever, that measure automatically measure your steps. And
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed on most days to go take a look
Speaker 1: to see how many steps I've recorded, because I know
Speaker 1: that it's less than two thousand. Oh I I ventured
Speaker 1: to guess whatever the distances from the garage where we
Speaker 1: park to the front of the radio station, whatever that
Speaker 1: is both ways. That's about all I walk. I do
Speaker 1: a lot of sitting. I do a lot of driving.
Speaker 1: If that was if you could have like a Google
Speaker 1: Apple watch that track just sit times, that would be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be the winner in that category. I do a
Speaker 1: lot of standing around in one place, that doesn't count
Speaker 1: as a step. Um, I take elevators not today though
Speaker 1: you didn't you didn't stand today. Whether you're sitting or standing,
Speaker 1: it doesn't really count as a step, And neither does
Speaker 1: you know, taking an elevator or an escalator. No, but
Speaker 1: if you're standing, you can lift your legs, you can
Speaker 1: rock back and forth, you can walk a little to
Speaker 1: the last, walk a little bit. You can get a
Speaker 1: standing for four hours in the studio, I guarantee you
Speaker 1: get at least thirty forty steps, a little back and forth.
Speaker 1: Imagine how much weight I would lose if I march
Speaker 1: in place for four hours during the morning show those
Speaker 1: count of steps. Yeah, but you you'd you'd start off
Speaker 1: picking your feet up really high, and then by the
Speaker 1: end of like the second day, you'd be lifting him
Speaker 1: off the ground barely. And then you'd just be shuffling.
Speaker 1: You'd be like moon walking. I'd be able to trick
Speaker 1: trick my phone if I do a little like a
Speaker 1: little moon shuffle there, like little little mini baby steps.
Speaker 1: Does that kind of steps? I could see you buying
Speaker 1: a pendulum, you know those balls that click into each other. Yes,
Speaker 1: I could see you putting putting your watch on one
Speaker 1: of the balls and having it swing back and forth.
Speaker 1: I know it would throw it off, but you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, like a swing, Yeah, you know. And
Speaker 1: I have a small apartment, so I don't take many
Speaker 1: steps from my bed to my shower, to my kitchen
Speaker 1: to my door. So yeah, I'm stop fucked. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't have. You know, pretty soon we're gonna be
Speaker 1: faced with doing I guess, a little bit more walking,
Speaker 1: I guess, because when we move, we move offices. We
Speaker 1: got the memo today from our boss, the big Boss,
Speaker 1: that this is gonna become a reality. I never thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be real until I saw it on
Speaker 1: paper in an email. And now a company wide email
Speaker 1: went out that the move is gonna happen and they're
Speaker 1: giving us concrete dates. Well, this is this is our
Speaker 1: third move. Yeah, from from where we both started. We
Speaker 1: moved from the old original studios that were built in
Speaker 1: the eighties. Then we moved in two really nice studios
Speaker 1: with a view of Manhattan from right on the water
Speaker 1: in Jersey. And then we moved in two thousand eight,
Speaker 1: so that studio, the first studio, which which lasted sixteen years,
Speaker 1: that was the Caucus studio. Then the second studio lasted
Speaker 1: nine years, which seemed like a long time at that time.
Speaker 1: Lasted nine years, and we've been in this studio. It'll
Speaker 1: be fourteen and a half years. Wow, that we're in
Speaker 1: this studio. Well, I'm gonna miss it because I love
Speaker 1: downtown living. I love the downtown Manhattan. It's almost like
Speaker 1: most people would say that it doesn't even feel like
Speaker 1: what you know Manhattan to be. A lot of people
Speaker 1: have this idea of Manattan if you even if you
Speaker 1: don't if you come here once every three or four years,
Speaker 1: the hustle and bustle at the Times Square and all that,
Speaker 1: we don't get that. Where we are right now, we're
Speaker 1: very lucky. We feel like it feels like we're in
Speaker 1: the outer Borough. In fact, if you walk two blocks,
Speaker 1: you're on tree lined streets again, and it's like you
Speaker 1: could be in Queens where we got a little bit
Speaker 1: of hustle but not a lot of bustle. But we're
Speaker 1: moving to midtown. We're moving to the hustle in the bustle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have to switch tunnels. We've been going through the
Speaker 1: Holland Tunnel for many, many years, and now we're gonna
Speaker 1: be going through the Lincoln Tunnel, which is uptown Midtown.
Speaker 1: It's almost like, uh, it's almost like divorcing your wife
Speaker 1: and getting a new one. It's gonna be weird because
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in a new tunnel. I don't know
Speaker 1: where you you live, slices where you know, wherever you are.
Speaker 1: But our city, New York, Manhattan was built in the
Speaker 1: eight hundreds, a lot of it. And the Holland Tunnel
Speaker 1: I believe was built don't tweet me about it, but
Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds, maybe right at the end of the
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, and it was originally built for horses and carriages.
Speaker 1: So there's only two lanes, two lanes in each direction,
Speaker 1: which is not a lot for the you know, arguably
Speaker 1: the biggest city in the world, the most crowded, one
Speaker 1: of the most crowded cities, and we need like four
Speaker 1: lanes is too. So the Lincoln Tunnel in Midtown, which
Speaker 1: we're gonna switch to, has a lot more tubes, there's
Speaker 1: more entryways, there's more lanes, and yet it's still packed
Speaker 1: all the time. There's no way around it. But the
Speaker 1: tunnel we go through what a ship show most of
Speaker 1: the time. If you don't get out of Manhattan by
Speaker 1: one o'clock, you're dead. You're not getting out. But the
Speaker 1: one thing that I'll tell you is it's so much closer.
Speaker 1: I would rather put up with this every single day
Speaker 1: for the rest of my career. That you have to
Speaker 1: go where we're gonna be going now, it's gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna murder. It's murder. It's gonna add halfte yeah, half
Speaker 1: hour to mind too, maybe twenty minutes minutes. That's what
Speaker 1: I'll traffic. That's what i'll traffic. That's in the morning,
Speaker 1: that's at four thirty in the morning when we're driving. Well,
Speaker 1: I looked it up and I'm looking at maps, and
Speaker 1: I can tell you that it's still the same. It
Speaker 1: actually is much easier. On paper. It looks like the
Speaker 1: shortest point Wait, what do they say, the shortest point
Speaker 1: between the short in the straight line. So if you
Speaker 1: do that, we should be going through the same Holland
Speaker 1: Tunnel and not using the Laked tunnel because it's gonna
Speaker 1: only add time, at least for me, I have ways
Speaker 1: around it. Well whatever, yeah, anyway, don't that you you
Speaker 1: know what they should have asked us what we thought,
Speaker 1: but they did not know. Hey, Brooklyn boys, what should
Speaker 1: the company move to? Well, you know, hundreds of employees,
Speaker 1: you know, keep it where it is would have been good.
Speaker 1: Okay with that. So if you've ever been through a
Speaker 1: big move in your company, would you have to pack
Speaker 1: up boxes and label everything and hope everything shows opt
Speaker 1: to unpack it and get this? We saw the memo,
Speaker 1: So not us because you know, we have studios and
Speaker 1: we have we have desks by the studios. Everybody else
Speaker 1: got the memo. They're not gonna have death asks. No,
Speaker 1: they're gonna and they make move to a reservation system.
Speaker 1: But for now, it's just gonna be first come, first,
Speaker 1: first come, first serve with casinos. Yeah, just like that. No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be first come, first serve. And so I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be in a desk. I need a desk.
Speaker 1: You have to put in like a request for a
Speaker 1: desk so you'll be in your office. Because the salespeople,
Speaker 1: like the accounting executives, they don't come in every day.
Speaker 1: They don't, not a lot of them, like they're always
Speaker 1: out on calls. They work from home. So they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: why should we put a hundred desks for that the
Speaker 1: most will have fifteen people every day. You know. You
Speaker 1: know what that does though, It allows you to not
Speaker 1: move into a personal space and call your own and
Speaker 1: start cluttering the place up. So that means since everyone
Speaker 1: is gonna be basically like a gypsy or a vagabond
Speaker 1: or traveling, you can't you can't say that I just
Speaker 1: did fuck you. I'm gonna say I'm kidding. You can't
Speaker 1: don't snow, don't you know? You can say gypsy, I
Speaker 1: forgot you. People don't like when you say jipped. You
Speaker 1: can say gypsy sorry going Yeah, well, well you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, uh, you know, traveling nomad will call. But
Speaker 1: isn't that It isn't a little depressing when you can't
Speaker 1: have like, you know, a bobble head or picture, see
Speaker 1: a family, you know, something that says like, oh this
Speaker 1: is where I work. That's gonna be personally I feel
Speaker 1: that way. Yes it's sad, but but the company doesn't
Speaker 1: want it that way. If you look at look at
Speaker 1: these big spaces, these companies I guess like like Google
Speaker 1: and Facebook and whatever and wherever you work, these modern,
Speaker 1: ultra modern, sleek looking technology centers, they have like state
Speaker 1: of the art ship and things are very plain and
Speaker 1: very minimalist and very simple colors, and they don't they
Speaker 1: don't need people, you know, moving into a home and
Speaker 1: turning it into a pigstye, because let's face it, most
Speaker 1: people that have a desk that they move into an office,
Speaker 1: they do turn it into It becomes um a collector
Speaker 1: or hoarder of things. Over time, and especially with with
Speaker 1: the industry that we're in, where we get these provo
Speaker 1: items and ship we don't want to throw stuff away
Speaker 1: or part with it, so it gets cluttered. Look at
Speaker 1: Daniell's desk for the Big Show. Look at our entire
Speaker 1: bullpen where the collection of our morning show desks, years
Speaker 1: of clutter, fourteen years of clutter in that fucking room
Speaker 1: of all your desks combined, I don't have a desk
Speaker 1: in there, And I gotta say, it's all memorabilia and
Speaker 1: crap that we've gotten that we've neglected to throw away
Speaker 1: over the years. That's not gonna happen when the desk
Speaker 1: doesn't belong to you full time. You have a desk,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about everybody else. I'm having a desk. I
Speaker 1: got a desk so you can put more paper. Look
Speaker 1: at your current desk. What it's years and years of
Speaker 1: stacks of paper. I went through all that stuff. What
Speaker 1: it's my file. I have a filing cabinet I have.
Speaker 1: I have some cabinet. Who prints anything anymore? I have.
Speaker 1: I have resumes and cover letters and paperwork and new
Speaker 1: hire paperwork. Kids like half of them? Are you know
Speaker 1: signing up for Social Security? No, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: old resumes I have. I keep resumes. I keep it
Speaker 1: for a few years, a couple of years, and then
Speaker 1: if I ever want to hire somebody, I can go
Speaker 1: back and look and go this person that person. I
Speaker 1: have to check. People call me for references all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh what can you tell me about so and so?
Speaker 1: I go back and look at my records. I have
Speaker 1: a paperwork kind of job. You don't have to. I write.
Speaker 1: I write. I write lyrics and parodies and bits and things.
Speaker 1: I need something stand. I fill up hard drives and
Speaker 1: I crash crash computers for a living. That's because all
Speaker 1: my ship is unorganized on computers. But you got to
Speaker 1: see my laptop right Look at this desktop that I
Speaker 1: have right now. Oh my god, if you would just see,
Speaker 1: you would go nuts. You're like, how do you not
Speaker 1: have an organizing system? So you're finally cabinet for your computer.
Speaker 1: So Scary Jones, who has a thirteen point nine million
Speaker 1: dollar system, hold on his Apple laptop he's got. Of course,
Speaker 1: he's gotta have an Apple laptop because that's who he is.
Speaker 1: He We all updated our Zoom today, the Zoom app
Speaker 1: on our computers, and I've got I've got an HP
Speaker 1: from I don't know, twelve years ago because I like it,
Speaker 1: and everybody updated the apps. You can have the cool
Speaker 1: filters in your Zoom now and scares my computer. What
Speaker 1: the message you got when you try to update your
Speaker 1: Zoom app said this machine cannot handle video filter graphics
Speaker 1: from Zoom, So upgrade your machine, asshole. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: a piece of ship laptop, which means it's shittier than
Speaker 1: my h it's only four years old. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: make fun of my HP. But I've upgraded it. This
Speaker 1: thing souped up. Your thing is is newer, but you
Speaker 1: didn't do anything to it. You have a shitty s
Speaker 1: hard drive. You probably don't have enough RAM in it,
Speaker 1: so now can't So the Zoom. The Zoom program has
Speaker 1: now surpassed the technology that my computer that's only four
Speaker 1: years old is capable of. You know why, because you
Speaker 1: bought an Apple product. You know what I did with
Speaker 1: my PC? I put in a terrabyte hard drive. I
Speaker 1: tripled the amount of RAM inside because you can put
Speaker 1: in your and you you can't do ship. I upgraded
Speaker 1: my battery. You can't do anything with an Apple computer
Speaker 1: except buy a new one. And guess what a new
Speaker 1: one I shall buy, Yes, with Brilli and scary man.
Speaker 1: I tell you it is some some scam that they
Speaker 1: got going over there at Apple, because they make everything
Speaker 1: non non upgradable, and then they make it. They make
Speaker 1: it be I'm silly in a few years, it's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Ye PC's androids. That's why I'm a I'm a self made,
Speaker 1: uh independent guy. I don't buy the big corporate Apple logo.
Speaker 1: You'll never see me on a PC. You know what
Speaker 1: my You know, my Android phone has an SD card.
Speaker 1: I can increase the memory anytime. Maybe someday I'll have
Speaker 1: that on my iPhone. Maybe won't You won't You don't
Speaker 1: have a headphone jack, you don't have you card? Alright's right,
Speaker 1: that's right? Hey, we well I think we're about to
Speaker 1: talk about the same thing, about the the excitement that
Speaker 1: is in the air, about the feedback we've already gotten
Speaker 1: from the slices about our upcoming event. Was that where
Speaker 1: you were going? Uh, it was one of the two
Speaker 1: things I was gonna talk about. Yes, So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: very excited we got the do have the details in
Speaker 1: front of you at September. Benjamin Steakhouse Prime very important.
Speaker 1: A couple of people tweeted us and said, which Benjamin Steakhouse.
Speaker 1: Benjamin Steakhouse Prime? You know, prime is prime is the
Speaker 1: best cuts of beef when they go shopping for their meat.
Speaker 1: There's two types, there's prime and U, S D A
Speaker 1: and prime. It makes up for about maybe ten percent
Speaker 1: of the world's beef. Whatever some stupid stat well, boom
Speaker 1: is Benjamin Steakhouse prime because they got prime cuts available?
Speaker 1: So boo yah. So yeah, so we are going to
Speaker 1: have a meet up. That's m e A t up.
Speaker 1: This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast meet Up number one.
Speaker 1: You know why because I'm foreshadowing that there'll be several
Speaker 1: I'm hoping if this one goes well first, So so
Speaker 1: right now I'm hearing that the reservations are going pretty good. Uh,
Speaker 1: pretty well. So if you go to Benjamin Steakhouse dot
Speaker 1: com slash Brooklyn Boys, it'll take you right to the
Speaker 1: direct page where you can make a reservation. Now, they
Speaker 1: are going to require credit card to make a reservation.
Speaker 1: Can you describe what? They're not gonna charge your credit card,
Speaker 1: but a credit card is required to hold the table
Speaker 1: because well, you're gonna sit down and you're going to
Speaker 1: you're gonna eat, right, I mean, isn't that what we're
Speaker 1: doing here? It's an eat up meet up? But some
Speaker 1: people are a little confused. Okay, the reason why you
Speaker 1: give a credit card is to guarantee that you are coming,
Speaker 1: because what we don't want to happen is, let's say
Speaker 1: twenty people just go, yeah, I'm coming, and then twenty
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, I can't calm my kids, sack.
Speaker 1: What happens those there are people that could have taken
Speaker 1: those slots right right right. If you can't come, you
Speaker 1: can't come. But this way, they're saying, you know what,
Speaker 1: if you guarantee you coming, if you're you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: in baby, and listen. We got a couple of tweets.
Speaker 1: They're people making flight arrangements I can't believe this. I
Speaker 1: that my head around the fact that someone would want
Speaker 1: to fly here, especially hang out for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: I am. I am honored by that, the fact that
Speaker 1: that you want to hang out with the two idiots
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn and you're willing to fly in drive in
Speaker 1: bike in Hellica. It's not like we have anything planned,
Speaker 1: like a routine or stick or a podcast. We're not
Speaker 1: doing anything. We're just gonna be hanging out with you
Speaker 1: guys and taking to pictures and having some labs and
Speaker 1: walking around the tables. You left out the most important thing,
Speaker 1: eating an amazing steak dinner. Well gets a three course
Speaker 1: steak dinner at a price fix of you get three
Speaker 1: courses in that. And we worked it out because it
Speaker 1: was gonna be you know, it's gonna it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot more than that. And it also they gave
Speaker 1: us the Brooklyn Boys discount and they made it a
Speaker 1: three course for the same price. They we're gonna give
Speaker 1: us the two course. So we got free dessert for
Speaker 1: everybody built into the price fix. So, but so one
Speaker 1: of the courses is dessert, right, you guys want to
Speaker 1: drink or eat more things like you're the men. You
Speaker 1: will be open. They will be an old cart men.
Speaker 1: You say, look, you know what, Um, I want cream,
Speaker 1: spinach and I want it browns. Okay, you got it.
Speaker 1: You want some sides, or you want the thick cut bacon.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want that so or you want maybe you're
Speaker 1: a rawbart person. That's not gonna be part of the prefix.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. But you know what you want oisons on
Speaker 1: the hashell. If you want some shrip, you want tails,
Speaker 1: you let yourself a party exactly and um, and then
Speaker 1: the bar will be open. It will be a cash bar.
Speaker 1: But I do believe you get you get a drink.
Speaker 1: You do get a drink. I believe with the I
Speaker 1: do believe. Also there will be a Brooklyn Boys step
Speaker 1: and repeat. We got our own step and repeat. People
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. It's so it's you ever
Speaker 1: see people walk the red carpet or walk any places
Speaker 1: and it says like, um, uh, emmy's all over it,
Speaker 1: like every few feet, or it says like, uh, it's
Speaker 1: the back wall that as logos on it, and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's like a staircase of three or four rotating
Speaker 1: logos and it might have a sponsor and your logo,
Speaker 1: like your sports team, your TV show. But they call
Speaker 1: it a step and repeat because when you walk in
Speaker 1: the red carpet, you take a picture, you take a
Speaker 1: step to your your right or your left, and you
Speaker 1: repeat it. You take another picture. You don't like that
Speaker 1: girl on TikTok. That's not why it's called that. It's
Speaker 1: because it's because it's the logo repeats. Logo steps and repeats,
Speaker 1: and it goes up on a diagonal thing. Whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so we'll be hanging out. It will be from five
Speaker 1: pm to eight pm per person, but you get three
Speaker 1: courses in there and a drink or so and and
Speaker 1: then you could obviously order more a cart drinks and food.
Speaker 1: Um now, if I could just quickly address before you,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have some I do believe we're gonna
Speaker 1: have some giveaways. We're trying to get surprises to give
Speaker 1: away that will be free to enter, and we may
Speaker 1: have a surprise or two. We might do some some
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys games. We'll see how ye yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: might see what what we got going Stember tenth Saturday evening.
Speaker 1: Please join us, make your reservation now. Benjamin Steakhouse dot
Speaker 1: com slash Brooklyn Boys and uh, and let's get some
Speaker 1: people together and you get to meet other slices. Now,
Speaker 1: a few of you, I know have concerns. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: address the Jewish elephant in the room. Uh, it's I
Speaker 1: know that it's at the tail end of Schabis or
Speaker 1: Shabbat if you prefer. Uh, it's it's the latest we
Speaker 1: can do on Saturday, if you can come late after sundown.
Speaker 1: I know, sundowns later now we did. I don't know
Speaker 1: what time it will be on September ten, but probably
Speaker 1: seven o'clock, you know, if you come late, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you know. If not, we'll do a different different events
Speaker 1: someday at a different time. But I already know that's
Speaker 1: gonna be. I apologize, and I believe try Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I do believe. When you make the reservation for the table,
Speaker 1: you they're intending that you're going to eat. You're not
Speaker 1: just gonna take up a seat, right, Well, yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to, right, it's part of the part. You don't
Speaker 1: You don't get a table without I believe you can.
Speaker 1: I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, But if you
Speaker 1: want to, you know, if those people want to come
Speaker 1: in and not eat. Is that a thing? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't don't have to call the restaurant. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that. Yeah, we don't know if they're standing room.
Speaker 1: We do know that we we're gonna have a couple
Speaker 1: of hundred people in there. So that's good. You like that.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's enough about that. I mean you you
Speaker 1: mentioned a quick scamboni a second ago. Um, you mentioned
Speaker 1: the words scamboni, and uh, it reminded me of well,
Speaker 1: I got I got a scamboni. But we got a
Speaker 1: complaint on the Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple Podcasts from
Speaker 1: somebody's yeah Sam before you and I do are scamboni's. Uh, Kristen.
Speaker 1: Kristen wrote, you are the Scamboni. I love you guys,
Speaker 1: and this is one of my favorite podcasts. So we're
Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna get mad at Kristen. But
Speaker 1: come on, on the amount of commercials. I listened to
Speaker 1: pods two hours long and only take three commercial breaks.
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? Do you get paid every
Speaker 1: time you go to commercial break? Stop being greeting? Okay, So, Kristen,
Speaker 1: just to address that, there is a corporate policy of
Speaker 1: how many commercial breaks we have to take. It's not
Speaker 1: up to us. And uh, that's that's the trade off.
Speaker 1: The trade We we get to upload our podcast to
Speaker 1: their servers. Otherwise it would cost us money out of
Speaker 1: our own pockets. And they advertised for us, and when
Speaker 1: we're in studio, we use their equipment. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: And so the deal is they market us, host us,
Speaker 1: promote us, uh, and give us jobs and we take
Speaker 1: so many commercial breaks and and and we are there
Speaker 1: was a mandate recently you might have understood the commercial
Speaker 1: load might have gone up. You might have realized that
Speaker 1: in the past, uh six to eight months or so.
Speaker 1: And that's because these newer episodes, the six to eight
Speaker 1: months that we were there was a mandate. It was
Speaker 1: an edict. It was a dictate down we don't even
Speaker 1: we don't even put into COMMERCCE. We call it the
Speaker 1: corporate cram down right, that we must say, we must
Speaker 1: break like four times in the podcast, and we don't
Speaker 1: have a choice. So I have to hit the button
Speaker 1: four times. I'm sorry, but what comes out and what
Speaker 1: goes on in the middle of that is not us. Okay,
Speaker 1: So just know that because other people were saying, what
Speaker 1: about what you're advertising in between there. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's pretty much we're the butts of the
Speaker 1: and then they throw the they throw the mystery meat
Speaker 1: into the sandwich, and we know that's the mystery meat
Speaker 1: that's inside the sandwich where the we're the big roll
Speaker 1: of loaves of dough on either side of So, Christen,
Speaker 1: we are not being greedy, we're being employed. Uh, but
Speaker 1: that reminds me Michael Bellevue or Bellavaux. I apologize Michael,
Speaker 1: um he tweeted at us today. I was listening to
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys and one of the commercials was for
Speaker 1: no other than Michael Rapp Report and the I Am
Speaker 1: Rapp Report podcast. Once again, we didn't put that in there.
Speaker 1: It happened. It just we happen to love Michael Rapp Report.
Speaker 1: But I would not willingly, by choice, be promoting his
Speaker 1: podcast now if he's paying for that and the company's
Speaker 1: getting some money. But you know, my first choice for
Speaker 1: me to promote our own podcast, but God bless Michael,
Speaker 1: who makes a lot more money than we do. So
Speaker 1: but now scamboni a sami a scambo. I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is a scamboni or not. It's more of
Speaker 1: like the fucking balls on BMW. I wouldn't know, but
Speaker 1: go on. You know, BMW is coming out with their
Speaker 1: the next year's models of cars that we didn't talk
Speaker 1: about this on the podcast, did we? Oh? Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1: And And I may be back to BMW before long
Speaker 1: because my lease is running out on my Lexus. But
Speaker 1: all I'll say is this, If this is where it's headed,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want a part of the
Speaker 1: BMW Car Corporation. I did some further research and I
Speaker 1: found out that this, this feature and this thing Bertie're
Speaker 1: gonna hit the roof is only going on in certain
Speaker 1: countries and I don't think the United States is on
Speaker 1: the list. So we may not have to worry. But
Speaker 1: here's a sign of things to come. BMW is going
Speaker 1: to be charging a subscription for their heated seats and
Speaker 1: features like it. Yes, so that means every car, every
Speaker 1: make and model of BMW will have the ability to
Speaker 1: have heated seats, air conditioning. Who knows what they're gonna
Speaker 1: The list of the possibilities are right down the road.
Speaker 1: So they did, but they turn it off. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be controlled by a essential system. So if you don't,
Speaker 1: if you don't pay for your heated seats. You don't
Speaker 1: have to subscribe to the heated seats, but your ask
Speaker 1: is gonna be fucking cold. So if you want heated
Speaker 1: seats and you're freezing your your balls off, you can
Speaker 1: contact bm double. I believe you could text them or
Speaker 1: send an email or whatever it is. Press a button.
Speaker 1: They hit your fucking credit card immediately with the and
Speaker 1: you have heated seats for the month, and they turn
Speaker 1: it on at their end, and then you're allowed. You're
Speaker 1: allowed to now press the on button on the heated
Speaker 1: seats and heat will come out. This is how I
Speaker 1: understand it's gonna work. Can you imagine that? Uh? I
Speaker 1: I never would have bought a BMW, but now I
Speaker 1: absolutely will not buy it. I mean that's terrible. Well
Speaker 1: is it a scam? Is it a scam? Body? Or
Speaker 1: is it the following BMW blow me? Why don't you? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, we know that these some of some
Speaker 1: of these things were close. What was what don't you?
Speaker 1: As one word, why don't? Why don't you? Some of
Speaker 1: these things came standard with the vehicle. You know, you added,
Speaker 1: you paid for these things. But then they realize people
Speaker 1: want to pay in piecemeal, So does it, David Brodie,
Speaker 1: save money where you live in the northeast, for instance,
Speaker 1: or the south where you barely need heated seats. But
Speaker 1: maybe you're going on a trip to the north North
Speaker 1: Dakota for a month, and maybe you you don't need
Speaker 1: heated seats, but you want him for a month because
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in cold weather. Does pay? And am
Speaker 1: I paying a dollar or am I paying twenty dollars?
Speaker 1: Either way? So here's the thing. If I buy the cup.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Tell you they made the cars cheaper,
Speaker 1: but there's no way to know if the cars forty
Speaker 1: five right, And they go, oh, we're only gonna charge
Speaker 1: you forty four thousand because we're not giving you a
Speaker 1: full time heat. So the odds are you're not gonna
Speaker 1: spend a thousand on heat? Do you know that? How
Speaker 1: do you know the car wasn't already forty four thousand?
Speaker 1: And they said, how much a month is the heated seats?
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be a hundred bucks a month? Right?
Speaker 1: And how do I know it's gonna How do I
Speaker 1: know I want it for the whole month? What if
Speaker 1: I just wanted it three days? I got paid for
Speaker 1: the whole month. See, I know me. I'm I'm frugal, right,
Speaker 1: so I'm not like you don't say I didn't say cheap.
Speaker 1: I'm smaller with my money. I I might say, you
Speaker 1: know what, fuck it, I'll have cold, a cold ask
Speaker 1: for a month rather than spend fifte So this way
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save money, but I'm gonna be piste off
Speaker 1: and cold because I'm not gonna pays something that should
Speaker 1: come on my car. Now. Look, I understand that most
Speaker 1: cars people drive slices. I understand don't have heated seats.
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. But if I'm driving
Speaker 1: a BMW, I should have heated seats that there's certain
Speaker 1: things you expect, right, there's certain things that are luxury
Speaker 1: that that can you consider come with the car. Because
Speaker 1: you're paying the top line price, it should come with
Speaker 1: it automatically at a sticker. If if I'm living in
Speaker 1: a mobile home, nothing wrong with that, But I don't
Speaker 1: expect to have three bathrooms in a jacuzy hot tub.
Speaker 1: But I'm living in a six bedroom house. I think
Speaker 1: it's something I should maybe consider having that might be
Speaker 1: at least a doable thing. If I drive at BMW
Speaker 1: with those seats better be heated, or because there's no
Speaker 1: way to figure out the price because they don't sell
Speaker 1: them without the heat, right that you can't You can't
Speaker 1: buy a car right now, right like you can add
Speaker 1: on something fancy, right, you can buy the BMW and
Speaker 1: say I want the higher level, I want the memory seeds,
Speaker 1: I want the little windshow washer wipers on my headlights.
Speaker 1: You can get the deluxe package with the with the
Speaker 1: better rims and and the leather seats and multi colors
Speaker 1: of the seats, But you can't buy like the base
Speaker 1: model and go over three thousand dollars more. Gimme heat
Speaker 1: and aircondition seats, right, I mean that that's that's not
Speaker 1: usually it's that's usually part of a package. It's part
Speaker 1: of the package. So now they're trying to say that
Speaker 1: the package isn't to come with the heated seats. You
Speaker 1: have to pay extra for the package. Where you can
Speaker 1: look at it both ways, I don't know. But my
Speaker 1: question is it truly a scambo need Does it fall
Speaker 1: in the Scamboni category? I don't know it will. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to play this out, and it's not happening
Speaker 1: in America anyway, that's not on the list. So maybe
Speaker 1: in Italy they'll do that. You know whatever. That says crap, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I talked about this in my car.
Speaker 1: I have a twenty twenty Dodge charger with at least
Speaker 1: for three years, which means I'm gonna get a four
Speaker 1: Dodge charger. If they keep it will be electric. Wi
Speaker 1: wigi wi. So I have an option because I got
Speaker 1: my car in October, my least will be up on
Speaker 1: October when the twenty fours are available. So I can
Speaker 1: either get the last gas model HEMI engine for those
Speaker 1: you know what it means, uh Dodge charger, which will
Speaker 1: be like a collect as item for a while, or
Speaker 1: I can jump ahead and get the electric version, which
Speaker 1: probably be more money, but it'll have heated seats all
Speaker 1: the time. What do you do? What to do? I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I gotta say because part
Speaker 1: of the joy of my car, and you heard it today,
Speaker 1: is when you start it up, it goes no no, no, right.
Speaker 1: Rumor has it the CEO of Dodge, of Chrysler, of
Speaker 1: christ the Fiat has said that when you buy an
Speaker 1: electric Dodge charger, because you know that you really have
Speaker 1: to see see it. They there's a good chance they're
Speaker 1: gonna replicate that noise. So even though the engine makes
Speaker 1: no noise, they're gonna make it make noise, which I
Speaker 1: think is awesome. That's like when you take a picture
Speaker 1: with your iPhone and you get the camera shutter shut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you press a tone, a touch tone. They don't
Speaker 1: use those anymore. It's all turn I turned that that
Speaker 1: ship all out, so you feel like you're actually dialing
Speaker 1: a real phone paper for people. Right. The sound effects
Speaker 1: at this point they don't mean anything. All right, we
Speaker 1: gotta take a quick break. But you got another scamboni?
Speaker 1: I thought, I have one more scambony? So what again?
Speaker 1: I'm watching the clock. I got time for one more
Speaker 1: skam bony. TikTok. It's the boys time management. David Brody,
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? You just piste off? Kristen
Speaker 1: did well? Why Christian? Oh oh, Christian commercials. Yeah, commercial,
Speaker 1: Christian commercial commercials. Watch. I was watching the clock. But
Speaker 1: so here's my scam bony. Now, this is probably similar
Speaker 1: to any way you live with is a bridge or
Speaker 1: a tunnel, and on the other end of that bridge
Speaker 1: in the tunnel is more expensive gas prices. I'll explain.
Speaker 1: So when you drive into the Holland Tunnel, there is
Speaker 1: I don't know, six gas stations and a Burger King. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of gas stations because Manhattan gas prices.
Speaker 1: First of all, there's maybe one gas station in all
Speaker 1: of Manhattan. Gas in Manhattan. No I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: like exaggerating, but like there's like one gas station. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's one below like a street just two thirds of
Speaker 1: Manhattan there's maybe three gas station and and and it's
Speaker 1: all taxi cabs. You're not gonna get gas, so forget
Speaker 1: about that. You gotta go across the right. Some people
Speaker 1: go through the tunnel just to get cass. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Coming going into Manhattan, it's you're like your
Speaker 1: last stop for gas at the cheap Jersey that less
Speaker 1: expensive Jersey prices. So a lot of people will get
Speaker 1: gas like, oh, I better get gas right now. Coming
Speaker 1: out of the tunnel is also five or six gas
Speaker 1: stations for those people who like, I have no gas,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta get gas, or I live
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, I gotta fill up while I'm here. But
Speaker 1: when you're coming into Manhattan, I mean coming into New Jersey.
Speaker 1: What you don't have to get cast right away. You
Speaker 1: can get gas anyway. You're going right of options. So
Speaker 1: what do they do. They charge thirty five to forty
Speaker 1: cents more at the gas stations that are going into
Speaker 1: the tunnel because it's your last gas before the city.
Speaker 1: Right if you make a left and go one block
Speaker 1: to the outbound street, you says and tar which could
Speaker 1: be seven eight dollars a gallon a tank of gas,
Speaker 1: but you don't know that because you can't see. There's
Speaker 1: buildings in the way. It's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: one st So you've got seven eight gas stations coming
Speaker 1: out of the tunnel and going into Jersey that a
Speaker 1: thirty cents cheaper, all in a row than a thirty
Speaker 1: cents cheaper, sometimes forty than their counterparts of the street
Speaker 1: that faces the opposite direction of the tunnel going traffic
Speaker 1: going in. That's a block away, separated by one block.
Speaker 1: And then there's a landing line of seven eight gas
Speaker 1: stations that are priced thirty thirty cents higher. But all
Speaker 1: those guys in a row are all on the same page.
Speaker 1: They're all like winking, elbowing each other like Okay, let's
Speaker 1: all let's all stay stay are ground here, let's all
Speaker 1: stay high. Built into my car, I have an option
Speaker 1: in my in my navigation system that shows you the
Speaker 1: gas prices in the area, so you can see. It's no,
Speaker 1: it's like a travel link. It's a it's a service
Speaker 1: I pay like three dollars a month for and it
Speaker 1: gives you restaurants and gas stations. And so I pulled
Speaker 1: it up as I was I was driving into the
Speaker 1: city with my daughter. We were going to the Mets game,
Speaker 1: and so we're driving in and that's when I was
Speaker 1: reminded of because my daughter is a relatively new driver
Speaker 1: and I was showing I was like, oh, look at
Speaker 1: the scamboni. Here, look at the gas prices. So I
Speaker 1: pull up the gas prices in the area. And by
Speaker 1: looking at the gas stations, you can tell which side
Speaker 1: of the street, which which street rather the gas stations on.
Speaker 1: So there's two BP gas stations the same company going
Speaker 1: out out of New of Manhattan. Coming home, BP is
Speaker 1: four dollars and twenty nine cents. Yep. Right, going into
Speaker 1: the city four dollars and fifty seven cents, same company.
Speaker 1: And guess it's probably the same truck that fueled the oil,
Speaker 1: probably the same owner of the gas station. To fuck
Speaker 1: that eight cents a gallon difference, I'll block away from
Speaker 1: each other. So scamboni now, I said, And I guarantee
Speaker 1: wherever you guys live, there's a similar scamboni. We're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving Virginia heading into West Virginia. Probably less money
Speaker 1: in West Virginia maybe, And then you're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: going into Virginia and all of a sudden you're saving
Speaker 1: money because the gas they'll screw you. You gotta just
Speaker 1: watch where you're going and see, like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: is there cheaper gas? Other way around? If you're going
Speaker 1: in somewhere and you're like, I better get gas before
Speaker 1: I go there, chances are the gas is cheaper on
Speaker 1: your way back home. Absolutely, You're welcome. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's the Scamboni of the day. You know, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of going electric. It's electric? Is it go electric?
Speaker 1: Is it time to get a hybrid or at least
Speaker 1: a hybrid? See into it. Here's what I'm like, what
Speaker 1: would like totally water well in New Jersey where we live,
Speaker 1: the governor announced yesterday, Governor Murphy that they will pay
Speaker 1: you four thousand dollars towards your electric car and two
Speaker 1: d and fifty dollars towards uh putting the electrical plug
Speaker 1: thing in your garage. They still want to, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: want to. And for the environment, uh, and for the economy,
Speaker 1: they want to help you get an electric car. It's
Speaker 1: like when they reimburse you or give you a tax
Speaker 1: break for using solar panels. Same thing. The only thing
Speaker 1: I'm worried about is if everyone switched over to electric,
Speaker 1: what happens to the power grid. Do we burn everything
Speaker 1: out and just blow big fuse and then we're out
Speaker 1: of energy? No, the no Texas, Mike, because they have
Speaker 1: their own power grid. But no, the power grid is
Speaker 1: built for it. There's no fuses now. If there's a
Speaker 1: power out, like if we have a blackout, you won't
Speaker 1: be able to charge your car if you lose power.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure that the guest stations have generally and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a little worry. Plus you have backup battery. Leary,
Speaker 1: I'm leterally I'm learly scary on this one. Yeah, definitely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's like it's like it's like
Speaker 1: when the cell phones you know, go out, you know,
Speaker 1: and you don't have that landline and you know no,
Speaker 1: so yeah, but you know mine is connected to his
Speaker 1: mind's over fires. It's voide voice over. You got the void.
Speaker 1: So it's not it's not a true landline. It's not
Speaker 1: old school so that you know, it's it's it's it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know things like that, the item things that have
Speaker 1: been in existence the eight hundreds, like gasoline, like like
Speaker 1: you like your landline, like your like like your toilet
Speaker 1: bowl that flushes. I mean you know it the lights
Speaker 1: going out. My toilet bowl still flushes. You understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, we know what you sound like.
Speaker 1: The you know what, it always worked, It's gonna work.
Speaker 1: I like my records. I don't want them fancy c ds. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like it. It worked and it was just fine.
Speaker 1: There was no reason to make it better. That's what
Speaker 1: you sound like. You gotta move with that. This is
Speaker 1: coming from the guy who has the old laptype. But
Speaker 1: if we're putting all of our eggs into one basket,
Speaker 1: and that will be the basket basket of electricity and
Speaker 1: going away from gas and then we have a big
Speaker 1: fucking power outage. What happens? Eggs in one basket and
Speaker 1: then someone comes with a broom and knocks the nest down,
Speaker 1: crashing on When the last time it was the last
Speaker 1: time you had a statewide power outage. You just don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't, Okay. In the meantime, we're beholden to other
Speaker 1: countries for oil, and we're paying so much money, and
Speaker 1: we have to go and be nice to people we
Speaker 1: don't like. That's the way the world is. So why
Speaker 1: not say to the countries that I mean to us,
Speaker 1: fuck you, good for yourself. I'm gonna go plug my
Speaker 1: ship in, you know what I mean. I'm just getting
Speaker 1: a little get a little worried sometimes. But anyway, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I should move to hybrid, or we'll move to
Speaker 1: at least hybrid, if not full elect If you're you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got gas, I got electric, I got both. What
Speaker 1: if I go electric? I'm getting a Tesla. They do
Speaker 1: it best. If I go electric, I gotta nice, you know, Okay?
Speaker 1: Would you say Tesla is the is the apple of
Speaker 1: electric cars? Yeah, I'll tell you why. They're very They're
Speaker 1: very like this is the way we do things and
Speaker 1: take it and they're very superior. Admitted. Yeah, there's no dashboard.
Speaker 1: Half the cars have half of your wheel like a
Speaker 1: like a race car student. Well, I don't like that
Speaker 1: at all because I like driving my wrist on the
Speaker 1: top of the steering wheel like a Brooklyn boy. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I first in the market is great.
Speaker 1: I think what Tesla has done is amazing. The cars
Speaker 1: are wonderful. But I think Dodge is gonna come out
Speaker 1: with a great electric car. There's other companies that have
Speaker 1: electric cars, so uh, And I don't know. If I
Speaker 1: need to spend Tesla money on electric car, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: Dodge my ass. That's all. I'll get an electric Dodge.
Speaker 1: And the cause called the charger. Was there ever a
Speaker 1: car not with a better name than charger charger? I know?
Speaker 1: But remember they made the Vault the Vault because it
Speaker 1: was electric. The charger wasn't made to be electric, wasn't.
Speaker 1: But it's it's ready to go. It's got the name.
Speaker 1: Plug the charger into the charger, you couldn't. It's redundant.
Speaker 1: I love it. So my car is ready. I can't
Speaker 1: speak for anybody else. I can't speak for if you
Speaker 1: drive a BMW, it's not that's that's that's not that
Speaker 1: I gotta charge bad. By the way, if you are.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering why we haven't covered the talkbacks in the
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks. We've been accumulating them. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: I know some people love them, some people hate them. Um,
Speaker 1: we have to go through them and address some of them.
Speaker 1: So and we gotta listen to them. So, so I
Speaker 1: think next we should do that. We should go through
Speaker 1: our our files from our talk back. Now what a
Speaker 1: talk back is, we'll explain it. We will will play
Speaker 1: him after that. And I got a bone to pick
Speaker 1: with a slice, and Rody, what's your bone? Well, a
Speaker 1: few episodes ago, I talked to you about a woman
Speaker 1: that sent me a picture of a guy that I
Speaker 1: thought was very unattractive, and she said, I found your doppelgang.
Speaker 1: I remember that guys listen in order, and so I
Speaker 1: made it very clear that's not cool. Well I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not going to call out the person. But a listener,
Speaker 1: a slice, a loyal slice, a good guy. I had
Speaker 1: a good laugh about this, said I showed you video,
Speaker 1: send me a video and said, oh, Brodie's Moonlight and
Speaker 1: got a second job. And this guy uglier than the
Speaker 1: other one, uglier than the first guy, and he looks
Speaker 1: like you got hit in the face when his shovel
Speaker 1: it's hit the fade bounded with his shovel, and then
Speaker 1: uh and and and and forgot about his wardrobe altogether
Speaker 1: and decided to to pick out of the Salvation Army.
Speaker 1: Uh Now, if this guy was across the Atlantic Ocean
Speaker 1: and you looked with binoculars, you might go, is that
Speaker 1: is that right? But in a video like that doesn't
Speaker 1: look like me at all? And so I wrote back
Speaker 1: to that guy, I go, you're a slice you listen
Speaker 1: in order? He's like, yeah, I go, did you not
Speaker 1: hear the episode where I talked about don't send me
Speaker 1: pictures of video like of ugly people, and go, this
Speaker 1: guy looks like you? He wrote back, what go ahead
Speaker 1: say first, it's brody esque. It's not brody, it's it's
Speaker 1: prodi light. How I can see strange. It looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like my like like a damaged genetic, damaged
Speaker 1: fourth cousin. So anyway, so he wrote back, and because
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I was drunk when I was drunk.
Speaker 1: I thought it looked like you, but you now that
Speaker 1: I look at it, you're right. So that's all I got.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at the guy, but no more. You know,
Speaker 1: all all that you've just you know, you just enticed
Speaker 1: them to uh send you triple the amount of David
Speaker 1: because all this doesn't invite more. What do you say,
Speaker 1: don't know it doesn't than they do. I I do
Speaker 1: need before we get into the scambonies. I did need
Speaker 1: one to ask you what is that? That was my phone? Oh,
Speaker 1: I did want to ask you to translate this parking
Speaker 1: sign for me, Highway park Parks parkway sign so we
Speaker 1: would drive into the Mets game and I was going
Speaker 1: by too fast to get a picture of it. But
Speaker 1: it was one of those digital signs where they typed
Speaker 1: the lettering and you can put up whatever lettering you want,
Speaker 1: you know, like Bridge closed. One of those signs. It
Speaker 1: said cars only, trucks on parkway equal fine, trucks on
Speaker 1: parkway equal fine. Now doesn't mean trucks on parkway will
Speaker 1: be fined, but it says equal fine fine. Does that
Speaker 1: mean trucks on parkway You're fine? You're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know. I think if you drive a truck,
Speaker 1: you could argue that right, absolutely, the sign says the
Speaker 1: trucks on Parkway the it's equal to fine. That's fine. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you get I think that that could be a
Speaker 1: situation where you beg for forgiveness and then ask for permission,
Speaker 1: you know, for permission. It's like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it because it meant something else. And
Speaker 1: I thought it meant that instead of writing cars only,
Speaker 1: just put trucks only, or trucks or cars cars only.
Speaker 1: Trucks are fined find find but f I and eady,
Speaker 1: but trucks on Parkway equals fine. I think, yeah, well
Speaker 1: they funked out up. Yeah. So if you're hearing this
Speaker 1: podcast or any episode of this podcast, uh this, you
Speaker 1: can actually do this podcast of our podcast listen and
Speaker 1: you listen to our heart Radio. You have an option
Speaker 1: to click the microphone and talk back at us. They
Speaker 1: collected Q and then we eventually when we have time,
Speaker 1: listen back to them and we're gonna do that. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do the something entertaining and funny now a lot. Now,
Speaker 1: I do want to say one thing. We got a
Speaker 1: lot of voicemails talkbacks about our delay in posting an episode.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. We posted an episode on Friday
Speaker 1: because we absolutely could not record on Wednesday Thursday. We
Speaker 1: had to record on Friday right after the show, So
Speaker 1: we apologize. However, if you leave a talk back, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna hear it until after we've already recorded an episode.
Speaker 1: So recording an episode saying hey man, where's the podcast
Speaker 1: and all that's just trying to event. You know, they
Speaker 1: just needed someone to talk to, so they talk to
Speaker 1: their talk back. However, if you eat me at David Brody,
Speaker 1: you know, I respond to all of my tweets, so
Speaker 1: I will write you back in Italy and say hey,
Speaker 1: it's coming off. We're having and posting it whatever in
Speaker 1: a perfect world. All right, well here's some talkbacks. Let's
Speaker 1: go to not wait, so let's go backwards from the
Speaker 1: most recent This is, uh, just the other day the
Speaker 1: easy boy, Hey, scary scary. Listen, if the guy says
Speaker 1: holds up the bagel, says you haven't had barge bagels
Speaker 1: and not bread? What the fund is it? Bagel? Then
Speaker 1: what the fund is that? Tacko? Scary? If I can't
Speaker 1: get my bagel, sliced open, cream cheese, and want ship.
Speaker 1: Canadians can go fund themselves and want ship. Referring to
Speaker 1: the bagels I had in Montreal, where the arguably the
Speaker 1: best bagels, better than New York City bagels. Uh, some
Speaker 1: would say. And they didn't give me when I wanted
Speaker 1: cream cheese or butter on the bagel, they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: They just handed me a whole hot bagel, and they said,
Speaker 1: here you could buy cream cheese on the side. You
Speaker 1: can buy a button on the side, and he's a
Speaker 1: plastic knife. Put it on yourself, cut the bagel, put
Speaker 1: it on yourself. And by the way, if if, if
Speaker 1: you need to hit the back button back fifteen seconds
Speaker 1: two times. To hear that again, he said some words,
Speaker 1: very fast, very New york Ish. Uh. And so you
Speaker 1: may have missed a couple of words, but the essence
Speaker 1: of it was, if you don't put the cream cheese
Speaker 1: on my bagel, go for yourself. So thank you, yea
Speaker 1: thank you. That was one And here was more scary
Speaker 1: and brody. What's up? This is from the nine file
Speaker 1: six and a riddle. Texas, Just keep doing a great
Speaker 1: joblive your show. Be safe out there. Nice Texas. Checking
Speaker 1: in that Brodie and Scary, welcome back from vacation. Missed you.
Speaker 1: My husband and I would love to join you, a Benjamin.
Speaker 1: It sounds wonderful question. Will you could guys be like
Speaker 1: a riding groom and walk around to each table to
Speaker 1: say hello and thank you for coming? Absolutely, Christie proud
Speaker 1: Paes gutarian burgn County, New Jersey. All right, and there
Speaker 1: will be some seafood options for you. Yes, I'll be
Speaker 1: the brow. I'll be the groom. Okay, then I guess
Speaker 1: we're a gay couple because I'll be a groom as well.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Scary. My son was listening to this with
Speaker 1: me and said, when his French class went to Montreal,
Speaker 1: the teacher told them, if you speak in the French,
Speaker 1: in the local dialect, they will put they will smear
Speaker 1: the cream cheese onto the bagel. You have to do
Speaker 1: it in French. And he went to the same bagel
Speaker 1: shop and I think from Lancaster. He started laughing. He said, Scary,
Speaker 1: didn't American fu. Yeah, They're like, go fund yourself, you American.
Speaker 1: But if you want to learn our language and you
Speaker 1: want to lean into it and learn about our culture,
Speaker 1: will be nice. By the way, and I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: used profanity. Just you should be nice to all your
Speaker 1: customers from all over the world, not just your natives.
Speaker 1: We don't say French Canadians aren't nice. This is now,
Speaker 1: it's reinforced. This is not nice, guys. I live in
Speaker 1: Hawaii and I would come back to the Tristate area
Speaker 1: for this Brooklyn Boys inner, shut up, Hawaii. Are we
Speaker 1: gonna see her? She didn't leave her name. Uh while,
Speaker 1: if she's wearing a leg in a grass skirt, well know,
Speaker 1: huh okay, that one that was classic to the woman
Speaker 1: who just said that, it's a good thing. She can
Speaker 1: barely hear Brody on the podcast. You need to shut up.
Speaker 1: What Brody is the heart and soul of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Well that's funny. I did someone say that someone insulted you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love how the talk back people are
Speaker 1: fighting with each other over talk back. Well she give
Speaker 1: that message. She slapped back on the talk back. That's right.
Speaker 1: Are you lowering my volume? You son of a bit?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing. I'm really not all right.
Speaker 1: I want to go in. Okay, let's go. We're going backwards.
Speaker 1: It's too late here. Who knows that but you Hey,
Speaker 1: they're Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brodie. Peter
Speaker 1: calling from Miami. By the way, I forgot to identify
Speaker 1: myself on my previous talk back about the Verizon commercial. Again, Scary,
Speaker 1: You're wrong anyway, listening to episode twenty two, the William
Speaker 1: Shatton your mask painted white was for Halloween for Michael Myers,
Speaker 1: not Jason on Friday the thirteenth. That was a hockey mask. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a That was a brain fart. Mold On.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say. I didn't get the fact wrong.
Speaker 1: I got the movie wrong. I'm not trying to excuse this.
Speaker 1: I often confuse Halloween with Friday had the Jason mask.
Speaker 1: That was a hockey mask. Absolutely so that Mike Myers.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers was the William sat mask. Yeah, I brain
Speaker 1: fart for sure, So thank you, sorry about that. I
Speaker 1: think this is the first time I'm ever saying it.
Speaker 1: Having a day zero listen to guys, Brodie's right, better
Speaker 1: Bagel then New York City down. Everywhere else is the
Speaker 1: ship Bagel. That's how you're saying, hands down New York
Speaker 1: daywhere from New York my friend and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I went to Montreal and they had the best motherfucking bagel's.
Speaker 1: The best bagel I ever tasted in North America is
Speaker 1: in Montreal, not New York City. But this guy can't.
Speaker 1: This is the problem. Has he been there? Has he
Speaker 1: tasted what I tasted? Doesn't If he tasted what I tasted,
Speaker 1: he might have a change of opinion. Well two things. One,
Speaker 1: I appreciate him calling from underneath a jet engine, but
Speaker 1: to the first time ever he's agree with me. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on. So the the scamboni that the car washes
Speaker 1: dude too is that you know you get in line
Speaker 1: right and you see the options. Well, the only option
Speaker 1: for the fucking dryer to get the dryer is fucking
Speaker 1: fifteen bucks twenty bucks and the cheap one comes with
Speaker 1: no dryer. And if you have to get the dryer,
Speaker 1: because if you don't get the dryer, car looks like
Speaker 1: ship Is that true? While not, I've never been to
Speaker 1: a car wash that sounds like the BMW car wash.
Speaker 1: If you if you want your car dride, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to pay for the dryer. Wow, So you just
Speaker 1: walk out with a sopping wet car, dripping with water marks,
Speaker 1: the still things. Uh, they don't have, you know, they
Speaker 1: don't have the eleven workers at the end with the
Speaker 1: rags trying to dry your car off. It's like that
Speaker 1: undercoding protection thing they spray under your car like bullshit,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. What karanuba wax the under the undercarriage the
Speaker 1: carriage wash rust protection that it doesn't wash off when
Speaker 1: it goes through the cash. That's like that special shampoo
Speaker 1: for my grundle. Yeah, that's I'm gonna buy some for
Speaker 1: my banus for my taint hold on special product, brand
Speaker 1: new on the shelves and Target you can have taint wash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they know what I'm gonna I'm gonna cooin a new
Speaker 1: phrase here. That's a funk. That's what that is. Because
Speaker 1: when you hear that, you go the fuck. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. You get a defense there, Bernie
Speaker 1: and Scary. This is Peter from Miami episode to twenty
Speaker 1: three Lenevsky. I refused to go to that place out there.
Speaker 1: They fucking tell me that. They refused to not put
Speaker 1: mustard on my sandwich. I went to a spot and
Speaker 1: restaurant in North Carolina once and they refused to not
Speaker 1: put mustard and pickles on my Cuban sandwich, saying that
Speaker 1: it compromised the integrity and authenticity of the sandwich. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm Cuban, I know better. Don't pull that shit on me. Besides,
Speaker 1: I hate pickles and I am allergic to mustard seeds,
Speaker 1: So fuck you. I walked out. Yes, yes, prefer Delhi
Speaker 1: that I went to in Montreal, by the way, listen, listening,
Speaker 1: you listening all they literally said you must have mustard.
Speaker 1: They go the extra They're like, do you can't not
Speaker 1: have mustard? But what does it take to put the
Speaker 1: bottle down to hand me my sandwich? Nope, you gotta
Speaker 1: have mustard or they won't hand it to you. Crazy
Speaker 1: about this one. This is Jared from Pottsville. So I'm
Speaker 1: just going out on a limb here, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: that's scary to saying that New York Bagels are now
Speaker 1: sch Bagels. Since he thinks that I just said, I
Speaker 1: just realized greatness. Yeah, okay, hey they're Bertie and scary
Speaker 1: that we had that one already. Okay, alright, nice to
Speaker 1: hear my name first again, though, of course we would come.
Speaker 1: We would love to meet Bertie and scary and of
Speaker 1: course free dessert. Can't wait to hear the detail. All right,
Speaker 1: you've heard that by now. Hey, this is Katie from Bentonville, Arkansas. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's one time me and my fan only we went
Speaker 1: to Disney World in Florida and my kid went to
Speaker 1: the World of Tomorrow and she was like five years
Speaker 1: old and all she wanted was a hot dog. But
Speaker 1: guess what World of Tomorrow. You can't have it your way.
Speaker 1: It's not like Burger King. We legitimately spent twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars for a hot dog with macaroni and cheese on it.
Speaker 1: My kid was crying. I had to get my hand
Speaker 1: wipe the macaroni and cheese. I'll throw it on the floor.
Speaker 1: My kids just eating your hot dog and got cut
Speaker 1: off and by the course, threw it on the floor.
Speaker 1: And and uh, well, they need to update this app
Speaker 1: because that's as far back as it goes. It only
Speaker 1: goes back two weeks. So any anyone who recorded anything
Speaker 1: while we were on vacation has been arranged. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I previewed some of these last week and
Speaker 1: they were fucking funny and you suck. Why don't you
Speaker 1: load them into your mega system playing them off my phone,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know they were going to disappear on me.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry if you didn't hear your talk back
Speaker 1: and and you feel like you need to be heard,
Speaker 1: re record it and send it. Yeah, that's a hell
Speaker 1: of that left the wind out of my sales. And
Speaker 1: that's how this feature comes to an end, just like that.
Speaker 1: That's that's not right. We will be back. Scary. You're
Speaker 1: not playing on having any kids, right, I mean at
Speaker 1: the moment, that's hard. No, hard, no. And you know
Speaker 1: I have I have three kids, and I I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm the best parent ever, but I like to
Speaker 1: think I was good at a couple of things. Well,
Speaker 1: you know they always say like these new new fangled parenting. Um,
Speaker 1: I was in Walgreens, you know, the pharmacy they forced
Speaker 1: us to go to because the guy who quit his
Speaker 1: job and went to work with you know. So I'm
Speaker 1: online at the the in the in store pharmacy because
Speaker 1: there was a problem with the drive through pharmacies how
Speaker 1: to go inside some I'm waiting online at the old,
Speaker 1: the old pharmacy line and I'm I'm I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe second or third in line. And behind me as
Speaker 1: a woman in her late thirties maybe, and she's got
Speaker 1: a kid named Zachary, who's I don't know, maybe nine
Speaker 1: eight nine. How do I know his name is Zachary
Speaker 1: because she said it a thousand times. So Zachary had
Speaker 1: a little mil r balloon on a stick. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was running around the pharmacy area, and rather
Speaker 1: than control him, she kept saying, Zachary, Zachary, Honey, Zachary,
Speaker 1: come back to her, Zachary, Zachary, don't run around, Zachary, Zachary,
Speaker 1: don't hit people with the balloon, Zachary, Zachary, don't do that.
Speaker 1: I think she would have shortened his name to zach
Speaker 1: by now, just to imagine every living that everyday life,
Speaker 1: all these years, and Zachary, Zachary, Zachary takes a lot.
Speaker 1: It's three syllables when you can just zach that that
Speaker 1: that So that I guess Zachary has either become immune
Speaker 1: to his name or he knows the game and she's
Speaker 1: not gonna do anything. He's deaf. So that, yeah, well
Speaker 1: then she would she would know that. So then Zachary
Speaker 1: cuts me in line and bumps into me. So I
Speaker 1: go excuse me, Zachary. Apologize to the man. He doesn't, Zachary.
Speaker 1: Now she doesn't apologize to me. On behalf of Zachary, Zachary.
Speaker 1: You need to get in line, Zachary. Zachary stopped playing
Speaker 1: with the spindle. There was like a thing, you like
Speaker 1: it spinning around whatever was on it, like the sunglasses,
Speaker 1: the sunglass thing. So so now I'm I'm next in line,
Speaker 1: and there's a phone and a credit card machine right
Speaker 1: at the counter, like we put your credit card in.
Speaker 1: Right he's taking the balloon and he's banging it against
Speaker 1: the credit card machine and I can't move up because
Speaker 1: he's in my way. Zachary, don't hit the machine to balloom, Zachary.
Speaker 1: Don't ht the machine with balloom, Zachary. Don't hit the
Speaker 1: shoeman balloom Zachary. No, no, Zachary, no, Zachary. No on
Speaker 1: the balloon, No balloon on the machine, Zachary. So I
Speaker 1: turned around and I said, it's not working. Can you
Speaker 1: please grab him by the arm or something. I don't
Speaker 1: grab my sun by the arm. So I turned around
Speaker 1: and go, Zachary, get in line behind me. Do you listen? Yes?
Speaker 1: He looked up like because it's someone different, you know,
Speaker 1: he said it forcefully. He's become desensitized to his mother. Zachary, Zachary,
Speaker 1: Zachary that it goes in one and at the other.
Speaker 1: Maybe she needs to raise her voice. Maybe see at
Speaker 1: that point where she's like, you know, Zachary, honey. She
Speaker 1: called him honey a couple of times, like it's not working.
Speaker 1: It's not working. Your parenting is not working. He's hitting
Speaker 1: the machine, he's hitting people with the balloon. You're a
Speaker 1: terrible parent. So finally, I don't like Zachary get live
Speaker 1: by me, and he's like, oh, And I turned to
Speaker 1: her and I gave it a look. I give it like,
Speaker 1: that's how your fucking parent. And you know what it's
Speaker 1: saying to me, because I get za point she figured
Speaker 1: out was a crazy person. All right, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me get out my magic marker and checking that box
Speaker 1: on why another reasons, another reason why I'm not having kids.
Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe a kids, Zachary, there you go, my
Speaker 1: X marks the spot. I have all these boxes and
Speaker 1: I just keep checking them off one by one, putting
Speaker 1: exes in the boxes on why I'm not having kids.
Speaker 1: That reason, that reason that I have three kids None
Speaker 1: of them have ever been like that, none of them.
Speaker 1: None of them. They're an anomaly. Well, I don't want kids.
Speaker 1: I don't want pets. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm
Speaker 1: so rude. I'm so bad for it. Not wanting pets.
Speaker 1: You're so mean and cruel. Have a heart, you no
Speaker 1: love in your heart. That's what people say when I
Speaker 1: when I tell them I don't want kids and I
Speaker 1: don't want pets, like I think it would be cruel
Speaker 1: if you had a pet. I would love listening. I
Speaker 1: would love kittens, but I don't have time for them.
Speaker 1: I don't. Again, we've went over this. If you listen
Speaker 1: in order, you know, because we have these conversations. Uh somebody,
Speaker 1: I know we were. But they will tear up your
Speaker 1: furniture and get bored when you're not home. They will
Speaker 1: claw everything, and uh, they will not keep each other happy.
Speaker 1: If I decided to go away for a long weekend
Speaker 1: like I'm about to do, by the way, we are
Speaker 1: some of us on the show will be in Miami
Speaker 1: at the Y one h pool party in Miami at
Speaker 1: the Fountain Blue Um and uh yeah, so what would
Speaker 1: I do I'm away from Wednesday to Sunday. What would
Speaker 1: I do with pets? Well, what are you thinking of
Speaker 1: the You wouldn't know. Listen, I know there's people slices.
Speaker 1: I know you're like, I have cats. They don't do that.
Speaker 1: Scary is going to the extreme. He's mentioning all the
Speaker 1: worst things that can happen when you have a cat.
Speaker 1: He doesn't understand you can do certain things and train
Speaker 1: them and a scratching but blah blah blah blah, whatever
Speaker 1: it is, the animals are worth it if you want
Speaker 1: to make the effort. Now, speaking of Miami, in the
Speaker 1: Fountain Blew, a couple of people DM me. One person said, hey,
Speaker 1: are you gonna be there? I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Speaker 1: One person said, hey, can I get a picture with
Speaker 1: you when I come to the party, the pool party?
Speaker 1: And I said, no, you cannot. Why I'm not going.
Speaker 1: I was not invited. Well that's it. Leave it at that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't on the list. I didn't make time. This
Speaker 1: was a local This is not an Elvince to rand show.
Speaker 1: This is a why one hundred local radio station play.
Speaker 1: So so we were gonna be there. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a concert in the afternoon. We have a pool party
Speaker 1: in the afternoon and it comes in the evening. Must
Speaker 1: sounds nice. Fountain I'll be there, so you come and
Speaker 1: say hi to me. If you're please go side is
Speaker 1: scary in the South Florida area, Right, we'll FaceTime for
Speaker 1: a face time, mate, but I will not be there.
Speaker 1: So now I not a scary feels when he's not
Speaker 1: allowed to go to my pool. I will not be
Speaker 1: at the at the time. The beautiful Fountain Blue. I've
Speaker 1: been at the previous pool parties at the Fountain Blue,
Speaker 1: and I have to say it is a beautiful establishment.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening and want to fly me down
Speaker 1: their Fountain Blue, I'm all about it. Maybe maybe I
Speaker 1: was behind the whole thing. This is all but my scheme.
Speaker 1: And then now you can't come to my pool, Brodie
Speaker 1: for the weekend, and you can't have it. You can't
Speaker 1: come in. The Fountain Blue has like five pools, I
Speaker 1: think of four pools. Yes, I am very I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very jealous of you. It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 1: I have a great time. But would I do what
Speaker 1: would I do with my cats, with my dog if
Speaker 1: I had it? You know, you'd probably injure them unintentionally
Speaker 1: or starve them to death. Fifteen years ago, I had
Speaker 1: a dramatic experience with a dog. I was having sex
Speaker 1: and then the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not
Speaker 1: what you do with dogs. No, no, this is not that. Well, well,
Speaker 1: let me finish the story. You were doing it with
Speaker 1: doggie style, not fifty it was it was between. It
Speaker 1: was before my current girlfriend and after my ex. There
Speaker 1: was a couple of years there when I was dating
Speaker 1: just randomly and I was having sex with a dog. No, no,
Speaker 1: there was she would not. Whoever, this woman would not.
Speaker 1: She was No, no, this woman would not. Some don't.
Speaker 1: Some don't. Scare you have to, you know, listen to
Speaker 1: what I'm saying that on your birthday. No, this woman
Speaker 1: would would not lock her dog up. And the dog
Speaker 1: was protective. What the dog was super protective of her.
Speaker 1: The dog was the dog was was all over her
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't do this. And then the
Speaker 1: dog jumps on the bed and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: the dog licked my asshole. WHOA, Like, what was that shared?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, what I yes, I
Speaker 1: was doing it, and of a sudden I just felt
Speaker 1: like what the fuck. I felt the wetness on my ass.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, are you saying that
Speaker 1: you you have peanut butter on your ass? No, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: I was I was having sex and all and all
Speaker 1: the next thing, you know, like I just felt the
Speaker 1: dog literally like tongued my anus. Yes it did. I
Speaker 1: was traumatized, dude. I was scared. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And that was the end of that. And I swear
Speaker 1: to you and I don't really I never told this
Speaker 1: story to anybody. Oh but I don't know why he
Speaker 1: decided to do that. Now, Well, because we're on the
Speaker 1: topic of not wanting kids or pets, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've been traumatized and like I don't want a dog
Speaker 1: because the dog wants did that to me during sex?
Speaker 1: Oh my just they wanted to get in the action.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I just went like I couldn't, I couldn't finish. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm done, I'm out the end. And
Speaker 1: the dog it was one of those big sloppy dogs too,
Speaker 1: dog that you know that had that It was like
Speaker 1: some air between amard. But what did you say to herror,
Speaker 1: I was like, what, your dog just licked my ass?
Speaker 1: And and and she laughed. She left. Yeah, oh that
Speaker 1: was that. That was yah, so so gad I don't
Speaker 1: I oh yeah, oh oh you laugh. But if this happened,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you look, it wasn't you look it
Speaker 1: wasn't a cocker spaniel high Yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: a long time while you look at But for that,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I never told you this story. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, Wait a second, I don't understand something. And
Speaker 1: normally I'm regardless of what angle you were in, what position,
Speaker 1: shouldn't your your your access ports had been somewhat blocked?
Speaker 1: The dog found it. The dog was on the bed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, yeah, I see. I'm a dog
Speaker 1: lover and I love dogs. But I I don't die.
Speaker 1: It would joy the line there. Oh I I met
Speaker 1: this girl, Matt, you gotta you gotta ring tin tin job.
Speaker 1: I met this girl on match too. That was fucking funny,
Speaker 1: all right, it was funny. No, we met on match
Speaker 1: and uh that was That was a short lived and
Speaker 1: only time I was ever on on dating websites. Never
Speaker 1: was yours and his tongue Holy crap. It was it
Speaker 1: was a boy dog? I don't I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't know the name. I don't even know the remember
Speaker 1: the color. I just remember the dog was big and
Speaker 1: it smelled. I don't have names. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Was it a girl different? Is it different
Speaker 1: if a boy? No, it's it's still an animal, dude,
Speaker 1: It's still an animal, and it's still fucking nasty. Was
Speaker 1: it a good looking dog at least? Again, these are
Speaker 1: things that I've repressed and I've never spoken about. How
Speaker 1: hot Was the woman not hot enough to put up
Speaker 1: with that? I assume it was. It was. It was
Speaker 1: during my my it was during my hordem So you
Speaker 1: have to understand, what if she was a supermodel, what
Speaker 1: if she was like a twenty on a scale of
Speaker 1: one to ten. You keep going, you don't stop, you
Speaker 1: don't go. Um sorry, Kate Upton, but your dog, like
Speaker 1: my k I cannot do it. I don't think so
Speaker 1: so so uh. I've been my my current girlfriend for
Speaker 1: several years now and does not have a dog. No,
Speaker 1: did not have a dog or a pet or whatever,
Speaker 1: though she wants parakeets, which I totally think. It's so cute.
Speaker 1: Hold hold wait Now, then before that, there was there
Speaker 1: was this time where I was, you know, just doing
Speaker 1: hooking up randomly and I was on I was on
Speaker 1: Match and some websites and things. And prior to that,
Speaker 1: I was in another long term relationship. Again, she didn't
Speaker 1: have a dog. So anytime any relationship I was ever in,
Speaker 1: there was no dogs or pets around. So this was
Speaker 1: the one encounter that I had had that there was
Speaker 1: a pet or dog or whatever. And I just remember, I, God,
Speaker 1: I don't even know where she lived. I don't, it
Speaker 1: was I blocked this out of my mind. But that
Speaker 1: was the end of that. Hey. You know when you
Speaker 1: have those conversations with your significant other and you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, you know what do they go? What
Speaker 1: do you what do you like? I don't think I
Speaker 1: ever told Robin about this. Well, you know, sometimes your
Speaker 1: your spouse, your partner will go, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to do something nice for you tonight. What
Speaker 1: are you really into? What do you really like? What
Speaker 1: do you you know? What I mean? Did you ever
Speaker 1: like turn to Robin and go, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: there was this dog wants. Here's also how I look
Speaker 1: at it. If you can't if you can't lock your
Speaker 1: dog up and during while you're just in the throes
Speaker 1: of passion and you're doing what you're doing, and you're
Speaker 1: you've chosen your dog over me, and I'll never I'll
Speaker 1: never amount to anything in your world and your dog
Speaker 1: and you allow your dog on the bed, that mean
Speaker 1: that that she must have slept with the dog, and
Speaker 1: the dog had its way with the place, and the
Speaker 1: dog can do whatever it wants done with the shower,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the dog just like walks in.
Speaker 1: Your dog went for a little kimbls and ships. But
Speaker 1: you know, you don't say to me, that's disgusting, it's sloppy,
Speaker 1: it's it's up. And again you may be listening right
Speaker 1: now and be like, fuck you scary. I allow my
Speaker 1: my pets, my cats and dogs on my bed all
Speaker 1: the time. But I just think that there are certain
Speaker 1: things when you're doing the deed. I don't think you
Speaker 1: need to have your pets in the vicinity. First of all,
Speaker 1: I wonder are they are Do they know what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I think the answer is yes they do. Secondly,
Speaker 1: do they You can attest to this if you had
Speaker 1: your dog watch you do it. No, okay, but you
Speaker 1: do think that they know what's happening. No, but I
Speaker 1: have a question. You know some people let their dogs
Speaker 1: lick their face. Yes, sometimes they let their dogs lick
Speaker 1: there that they'll kiss them in the Sometimes I get
Speaker 1: the tongue the mouth. But then it's another disgusting thing.
Speaker 1: I can never love a pet enough to to kiss
Speaker 1: me on the mouth. I think, doesn't frogg he kiss
Speaker 1: his dogs on his mouth, on their mouth? Yeah, I can't,
Speaker 1: so imagine this scary. You know, that wasn't the first
Speaker 1: butt that dog licked. You know, it wasn't. So this
Speaker 1: dog has licked but before the owner has probably licked
Speaker 1: the dog, or let the dog lick her. You kissed
Speaker 1: that woman on the mouth. I see where you're going
Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, Now did you break up with her
Speaker 1: right after that? It was not even we were just
Speaker 1: it was like a hook up. It was on two
Speaker 1: or three dates. So you never saw her again? No, no,
Speaker 1: no I didn't. I don't. So the next guy is
Speaker 1: gonna taste whatever you ate at some point. All right,
Speaker 1: that's gross. On that note, a very sour note. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm sorry to leave it here. But this
Speaker 1: is very tag rim tintin uh. I think I think
Speaker 1: we should we should leave on on a on a
Speaker 1: different note, I got a couple of used jokes we
Speaker 1: could do before we get out of here. Let's do that.
Speaker 1: We got to find the music now. Between this and
Speaker 1: the thing, this is what happens last well, this is
Speaker 1: what happens when you're you're just you're you're free forming it.
Speaker 1: You know, we're freestyling and we have a couple of
Speaker 1: ideas that we come in with and then we just
Speaker 1: don't know how the podcast is gonna unravel. One thing
Speaker 1: leads to the next, to the next, and sometimes stories
Speaker 1: like this, rear they're ugly heads. Oh yeah, rear, Yeah
Speaker 1: they're ugly heads. Head And yes, that could have been
Speaker 1: a used punch line for the show. Yes, these are
Speaker 1: jokes that were told on the show. Well, actually the
Speaker 1: story is done on the show. Brody wrote some jokes
Speaker 1: and they didn't get used. So here they are right
Speaker 1: here in this The Mighty Elvis Durand did a story
Speaker 1: we get to a go a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: that Britney Spears was wearing a thong made of diamond
Speaker 1: on her Instagram account. So I said, you know, the
Speaker 1: really weird part is when she first put the thong on,
Speaker 1: it was made of coal. Do you understand how cold
Speaker 1: turns into diamonds? And then finally we had an Amazon
Speaker 1: female Amazon employee on the phone and I wanted Elvins
Speaker 1: to ask if her box had a smile on it,
Speaker 1: and he would not do that. That was my That
Speaker 1: was my That was the two jokes that did not
Speaker 1: get used in the past. I love whatever was lovely.
Speaker 1: There we go, okay, so all right we're outta here's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, make
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Speaker 1: we will be schmoozing at all the table smoozing and
Speaker 1: I'll be boozing. I'm gonna have my first course and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk around and I second course, walk around.
Speaker 1: How did my free desert? And to walk around? See
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