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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday's episode. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry that I wasn't around yesterday for an episode. You know,

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Speaker 1: technical errors. I brought the wrong equipment to um l

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Speaker 1: A and uh, I'm I'm in Los Angeles right now,

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Speaker 1: and I grabbed what I thought was all the right

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Speaker 1: equipment to make this happen, and it turned out I

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Speaker 1: was missing a vital piece of the puzzle that makes

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Speaker 1: this podcast sound good. And yeah, we just I just

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Speaker 1: went back to bed instead. We got up and I

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Speaker 1: texted Noah and texted I said a text message. I

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Speaker 1: text messaged Noah and Andrew to be like, I forgot

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Speaker 1: the I forgot the piece. I just packed so hastily

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Speaker 1: and just in such a rush that sometimes my way

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Speaker 1: of life it doesn't work out for me a lot

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Speaker 1: of times it does. Like I feel like the way

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Speaker 1: that I I don't spend like five hours packing for

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Speaker 1: a trip like some people I know, And I'm saying

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Speaker 1: that with disdain, but it's more like disdain for myself

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Speaker 1: that I'm not as like organized. But I think some

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Speaker 1: people spend like all day packing for a trip, and

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Speaker 1: it's like why just takes like just throw some stuff

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Speaker 1: in a suitcase. Like I know people that are like,

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Speaker 1: I have to pack for this trip and they are

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Speaker 1: like it's like they go, I gotta go home. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving town on Monday, and I'm like it's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: They're like, I have to start packing for this this trip,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do you need to do? Just

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Speaker 1: put clothes in a thing and shut it. I know

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Speaker 1: people know who buy new things for their trip. Um,

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Speaker 1: we'll go shopping for clothes to where on the trip. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's I think that's what people do because

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Speaker 1: on vacation, you're like a better version of the person

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Speaker 1: you are outside of vacations, So you have to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, you're gonna take a lot of pictures. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna maybe see people that you don't normally see, so

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Speaker 1: it has to be like you're just you know, you

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Speaker 1: have to present this like better version of yourself. And

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Speaker 1: it's fun to have like fresh vacation clothes for like

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Speaker 1: a different climate. I think that's a lot of it. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand just taking all like some people

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Speaker 1: just are slower and I wish I were sometimes because

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Speaker 1: things like this happen. But I also get a lot

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Speaker 1: more done, I think, because I do pack like a

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Speaker 1: banshee before leaving. Like I was just running around the

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Speaker 1: house and our flight was at it was at ten. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was early. It was like nine o'clock, and so

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Speaker 1: I had to get into an uber I said seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: But that leaves me time to be late. So I

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Speaker 1: just to be at the airport's forty five minutes. I

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Speaker 1: check my bag forty five minutes before a flight because

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Speaker 1: that's the cut off time for checking a bag, and

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Speaker 1: if you miss that, you can't get on the flight

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Speaker 1: because you've got to check a bag. So I always

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Speaker 1: have to be there forty five minutes before, and I

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Speaker 1: usually leave myself ten minutes of wiggle rooms. So I

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Speaker 1: try to get there fifty five minutes before because I

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Speaker 1: have status at all the airlines, so I can just

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Speaker 1: get in the quick line, and if andrews with me,

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Speaker 1: he can ask the person in front of me, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: can we get in front. But like I never am.

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Speaker 1: It's rare that I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: like not make this flight. So but I always just

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Speaker 1: wait to pack, Like I'm serious. If I'm leaving at

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Speaker 1: seven thirty, so like my goal is seven thirty, that's

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Speaker 1: really not gonna happen. It takes twenty minutes to get

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Speaker 1: to the airport. That leaves me ten minute window before

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Speaker 1: I have to um or no, it leaves me a

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Speaker 1: twenty five minute window before my bags before I would

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Speaker 1: miss my flight, which is a good window. And um,

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Speaker 1: I probably start packing at let's see, I'm leaving at

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Speaker 1: seven thirty. I wake up at six fifteen, and then

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Speaker 1: I eat breakfast and that I'm just like I don't

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Speaker 1: want to go pack, and then I probably start packing

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Speaker 1: at like six and I'm just really dawdling because like

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Speaker 1: I'm just like slow and it's the morning, and then

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Speaker 1: o'clock and then I'm like, okay, a half hour, like

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Speaker 1: that's fine. And then you start getting into toilet trees

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Speaker 1: and that's where it slows me down and then um,

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Speaker 1: and then it's the little things. It's just all like

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Speaker 1: the chargers, Oh ship, I gotta bring my podcasting equipment

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Speaker 1: and I did bring the right equipment. Is just max

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Speaker 1: make chart like make their little ports systems differently, so

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Speaker 1: that you have to buy all these attachments. I think

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. You have to buy new chargers, and

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Speaker 1: so I got screwed. And but I don't know that

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Speaker 1: I would have picked the right one. Even if I

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Speaker 1: the same thing. I have to say, I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: you because you did something yesterday that I don't think

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Speaker 1: you've done before. While I was working with you, you said,

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Speaker 1: you said, you know what, I wouldn't mind taking the

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Speaker 1: time off because we were talking about PEP going to

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Speaker 1: get the cable. We're gonna do this whole work around.

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Speaker 1: It was such a gift. Um, So I really appreciate

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Speaker 1: the fans and uh and I heart and everyone allowing

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Speaker 1: me to not have a podcast yesterday. It was freaking awesome. Um,

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Speaker 1: even though you know, if I'm looking at my day,

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Speaker 1: it would have been the one thing I would have

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Speaker 1: liked to keep doing instead of all the other stuff

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Speaker 1: I did. But I had to go get my hair

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Speaker 1: done and that takes three hours and cost six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't even get a cut, no, just just

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Speaker 1: a color. Three hours, six dollars, and that is before tip.

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Speaker 1: It was five fifty before tip, and then I think

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Speaker 1: I tipped, So what is that? I don't even want

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Speaker 1: to do the math um? So uh yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: my hair done. Feel accomplished about that, even though I'm

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Speaker 1: having a little bit of stress about losing hair again,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know. Whenever I get my hair done,

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Speaker 1: they do such a good job of blow drying it

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Speaker 1: that it just feels so thin, Like it feels so

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Speaker 1: straight and thin. It doesn't have any kind of like

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Speaker 1: messiness to it that it just feels like a little

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Speaker 1: Willie Nelson ponytail, Like its just the ponytail. My ponytail

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Speaker 1: like sticking out of a helmet. I just I'm having

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Speaker 1: a little bit of air anxiety. But I realized, like

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Speaker 1: someone asked me yesterday, like do you register as tired? Ever?

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Speaker 1: Like how does it register for you? Like what does

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Speaker 1: that even feel like to you? And I was thinking

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Speaker 1: that it doesn't really have I mean, I know right

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Speaker 1: now I'm a little bit like good good because I

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Speaker 1: haven't had caffeine. But that's that's me uncaffeinated. I'm not

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Speaker 1: necessarily like I could go back to sleep right now,

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Speaker 1: which I'm listening to this podcast about sleep that you

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Speaker 1: know that guy that wrote um the Sleep book that

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Speaker 1: called Why We Sleep? Yeah he did. He did a

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Speaker 1: podcast with Sam Harris that I've been listening to. It's

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Speaker 1: because it's packed with such great information and they say, like, yes,

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Speaker 1: he says that. You know, people always asked me, how

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Speaker 1: And it's the answer is if your alarm goes off

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Speaker 1: and you could keep sleeping, that means you're not sleeping enough,

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Speaker 1: like plain and simple. So I'm always tired if that's

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Speaker 1: the answer. But who isn't I mean, who gets up?

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Speaker 1: And it's like I think Kursen is the only person

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Speaker 1: I know who gets up, And it's like I'm ready

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Speaker 1: right time and wakes up, it's just so admirable. I

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Speaker 1: am Okay, it's yawned. Sorry, if that if you yawned

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Speaker 1: with me, that means you're empathetic. But um, my dad

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Speaker 1: like excited, which is that's what I read from a

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Speaker 1: Caesar Milan book. Oh my god, my cup matches, my

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Speaker 1: wall matches my mic Oh my cankers are also back,

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Speaker 1: and that always is a sign of life being a

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Speaker 1: little bit more difficult. It really does put it like

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Speaker 1: an overall damper on things when you have chronic mouth pain. Um,

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Speaker 1: just like a symptom of being tired and stressed. And

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Speaker 1: I have to do that mantra Carlos gave me. I

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Speaker 1: create joyful experiences for my loving world. I create joyful

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Speaker 1: experiences for my loving world. I really do. But um,

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Speaker 1: but my, but my friend asked me, how does tiredness

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Speaker 1: register for you? Like, how do you know when you're tired.

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Speaker 1: they get cranky. I think that's how I know. I

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Speaker 1: just get I get depressed. I think I just I

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Speaker 1: like low self esteem. Like it creates like a barrier

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Speaker 1: that make sense? Like when I was antorexic, I started

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Speaker 1: getting depressed Because the last place your goot body goes

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Speaker 1: eating it. You start like eating your brain because there's

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Speaker 1: I think my last line of defense for energy is

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Speaker 1: like not worrying about what my body looks like, not

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Speaker 1: And then when I get tired, I start to just

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Speaker 1: get like really sad, and I think that's I need

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Speaker 1: to start. It was an interesting question because I hadn't

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Speaker 1: thought about it, like, oh, what does tiredness to me

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Speaker 1: feel like? I know it feels like, oh I want

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Speaker 1: what that is? Um, what does tired just look like

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Speaker 1: for you? For me, I get like brain fog, Like

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Speaker 1: it's feels like inside of my skull is empty. Yes,

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Speaker 1: can't find a brain in there. Yes, that's it too.

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Speaker 1: But that's interesting because when I get brain fog, I

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Speaker 1: just think I'm stupid. I don't think I'm tired. I

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Speaker 1: just think you're not funny. You never were. You don't

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Speaker 1: like not funny, but it's just that's tiredness. Kersen said

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Speaker 1: So you're supposed to coldness puts you to sleep, and

427
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: warmth wakes you up. So I mean to have it

428
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: cold at night, Yes, I mean I would, I agree

429
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: with you. I look, I give you the wind. However,

430
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: there's been advancements where we could keep it warm and

431
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: we don't even have to wake up because the saber

432
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: tooth tiger isn't trying to eat us. Still our bodies

433
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: like uh, still our reacting to the ways that we were,

434
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: you know, meant to be. But it's it was interesting

435
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: to hear that, like it is because everyone always thinks

436
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: that has something to do with like the sun, but

437
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: it or the light, which it doesn't. It's just the

438
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: warmth of the fucking rooster. The rooster that crows. Everyone's like,

439
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: that's what time you wake up to get the farm going,

440
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: whatever the rooster wants. It's like, fuck you, rooster, You're

441
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: not in charge of me. Uh you are? You? Are

442
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: you calmed down? You're at Yeah, I'm better now. I'm

443
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: still sweaty, still sweaty, um, I going. I'm good man.

444
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: Things are great. Brenna's here, she's been here the last

445
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: couple of days. We've had a really really good time,

446
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: like just chilling, just fun, just fun time. When looked

447
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: at different places and we uh, I don't know, just

448
00:24:52,000 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: like when they apartments, Yeah, apartments. We're looking at different apartments,

449
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: but very close by. I'm gonna be able to still

450
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: throw rocks and Nikki, is that how the phrase is? Yeah,

451
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: away tear a gunshot away building. I did, but I

452
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: think we're gonna um, that's too close of a rock.

453
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: I think. I think Clayton, I really really like and

454
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: There and the Moon. It's like it's hard to do

455
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: tomund It's hard to decide whether you want like a

456
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: nice rustic place with more room, but you might have

457
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: trouble with hot water or you might have, you know,

458
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: just like little things as opposed to like a building

459
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: like we're in currently, but there are a couple of

460
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: buildings and Clayton where like, you know, it's like the

461
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: New Age, Like it feels like a swanky hotel because

462
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: it was at one point. No, there's a place called

463
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: the two twelve and Clayton on the park um and

464
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: it's just like it's fancy smancy, but it's it's you know,

465
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: it's not that expensive. And uh and I don't know.

466
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: I like Clayton a lot. It's a little bit more relaxed,

467
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 1: even than clay You don't say Clayton Clayton clay like

468
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: when you live in clean you know, it just it

469
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: just rolls off the tongue down there. I did I

470
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: hit some balls. I think we're gonna go play today.

471
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 1: I think she might ride in the car. I always

472
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: get worried that she won't be entertained enough to just ride.

473
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: And would you want to ride in a cart while

474
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: a guy plays golf. I could always be on my phone.

475
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah it's true, and you're outside, Like, can't she just be?

476
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: She could probably entertain herself alone. And as towns she

477
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: used to live in, Like, I understand you want to

478
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: spend time together, but like that's what I always like

479
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: kind of butt up against when I'm on vacation with people.

480
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: It's like or like seeing someone that you haven't seen

481
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: a while, or visiting someone like you've spend every waking

482
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: second with them, just because it's like, I still require

483
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: alone time even when I have a three day like

484
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: visit with someone, Like, oh, I feel like now, as

485
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: an adult, I'm entitled to be like it's okay that

486
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: I want to go spend some alone time even though

487
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: I see this person once a year and this is

488
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: the only time we get to spend together, you know

489
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: what I mean. But I think it's hard sometimes to

490
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: do that. It is, and I think it would be fun.

491
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: We did that yesterday. She did it. She had a

492
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 1: job interview, and I went and hit golf balls against

493
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: I got some alone time with a new employer. She

494
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: couldn't that job interview. I think I would have ruined it.

495
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: It's for um, like a spa facial place, and they

496
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: probably look at my pores and be like, if you

497
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: can't handle your own house, don't you handle he's do

498
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: you heads? Which one asked Tashi, come on, try Itesetician right, Yeah,

499
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 1: there you go. I couldn't spell it. You have so

500
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: many blackheads. I don't know my skin. It's I don't

501
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: really focus on it, you know, it's not it seems

502
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: like you are focusing on it. I've never noticed you

503
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: having blackheads. Who gets that close up to you except

504
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: your lover, you know, like, who gets that close to

505
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: me would see your black heads? I guess Luigi da does.

506
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just never see people's pores unless

507
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: they're like really capers. Yeah, and do you like popping video?

508
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: You do? Yeah? I don't want to. I don't like

509
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: like wet pops. No, I don't. I'm not one of

510
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: those girls that wants to like pop boyfriends pimples. But

511
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: I know there's lots of girls out there that like

512
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: to do that. I wish I were, because pimples are

513
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: so much more prevalent than warts. But and and they're

514
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: like that's almost acceptable now to be like, oh, it's

515
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: cute when you guys when you like, you know, pick

516
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: at each other's skin, But like, you know, when you

517
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: take into your boyfriend's like I want to. I would

518
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: love a boyfriend with planners warts, but it's hard to find.

519
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: It's hard to find a good man with a virus

520
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: taking over his foot. You like a dry wart, like

521
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: I like a dry jerk. I don't even like videos

522
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: of warts where it starts like bleed, even though that's

523
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: that's when you know you got the you're down to

524
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: the part where you can start treating it. Man, I

525
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: still even think about the one that was on your fingers,

526
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: And sometimes I look at your thumb and I'm like, God,

527
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: damn it, can I will it back, just like can

528
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: pick at it. I wanted to get into that thing

529
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: so bad. I just never saw one so like blatantly.

530
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Like I used to have one on my thumb too,

531
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: and I miss it so much. Sometimes I'm just like,

532
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: please come back. I used to like wrap, so it

533
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: was right here on my thumb, like on the edge

534
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: of my thumb, and I used to um, I wanted

535
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: to torture it. So I used to wrap my hair

536
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: thing like you know, the little black hair thing that

537
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: you used to type your hair. I used to wrap

538
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: it around. It's so tight that it would like cut

539
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: off its circulation. It would like torture it, like I

540
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: just I don't know why I want to torture things.

541
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: You you treat your own finger like it's in Guantanamo,

542
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: would be like it was over and over for hours

543
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: and hours. I just I'll tell you everything. Man, I

544
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: don't tell you everything. I'll tell you I never I

545
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: just want to like cut into it and like like

546
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: Curson was the same way we used to torture bug

547
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: bites by making exces in them with our with her

548
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: thumbnail and like just making it suffer. She would put

549
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: a curling iron on her bug bite, which is that's

550
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: next level. But I do have some um like I

551
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone else gets this, but like my

552
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get like skin cracks on along my

553
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: fingers and I'm getting some pretty good, uh hangnails that

554
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: I want to pour like hot glue and then rub

555
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: it up. Oh, oh satisfying. Yes. Do you have any

556
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: videos that you watch on TikTok that you're like, oh satisfying? Yeah, Um,

557
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: I mean I love a Kyle practor just getting down

558
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: on someone's spine. The oh, I don't like those sounds.

559
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't like these. I mean just once I want

560
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: the person to die and just be like then I'd

561
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: probably get over the video, you know what I mean. Yeah,

562
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: I just have just one crack and be like, whoops

563
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: that the eight instead of the V four or whatever.

564
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: They crack things so hard. I can't believe the human

565
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: body can take so much. They do one where they

566
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: tie a thing around the neck and they they pull

567
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: your whole, like your head off and they're like, hey,

568
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: you feel better, and everyone's like, I haven't felt that relief.

569
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: And it's like, if these guys were really miracle workers,

570
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: we would hear about it a lot more than we do.

571
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't believe that it actually does anything in the moment.

572
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I think it's almost like they're like those guys, those

573
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: priests that are like shake people that are like Jesus

574
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: compels you just stand and then the person's like and

575
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: then I'm sure they walk out and they hurt again.

576
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: It's like adrenaline can make pain go away. Like when

577
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: I am on stage my bunyans are my feet hurt

578
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: so bad in those shoes as soon as I walk

579
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,479
Speaker 1: off stage, but I don't feel it at all when

580
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm on stage. I'm on stage for an hour and

581
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: a half and I don't feel any foot paint. And

582
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: then the second stage it goes away. You think, if

583
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: you're in a wheelchair, your legs haven't worked for thirty years.

584
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: People are special. Those people are actors. But yes, I

585
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: think that here so many people's disabilities by just granting

586
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: them the ability to walk on stage and film special.

587
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: Actually they would take the special away five minutes in

588
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: because they gave it to him because they were handicapped.

589
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They'd be like, you know what, I

590
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: didn't realize you're opener. Kind of only wanted you to

591
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: have this when we thought you were. It's like the

592
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: cancer guy on Ellen. Remember he had he had like

593
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: stage fifteen cancer. Yeah, I think that's what you were referencing.

594
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: He was a comedian that like wasn't didn't really have cancer.

595
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: D you fake it? Or he had like a minor

596
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: cancer and he like made it seem like major cancer. Okay, okay, well,

597
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: I mean I guess there's no minor cancer, but you

598
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: know he definitely uh said you have like eight months

599
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: to live, and then he just kept living. Oh my god.

600
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. I mean that's tricky because you don't want

601
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 1: anyone to die. But when you think they are supposed

602
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: to go and they keep going, you're like um, you're

603
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: this isn't what the plan was. It is interesting when

604
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: people go like, you know, he has terminal whatever, like

605
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 1: he's gonna die someday, and it's like, so is everyone,

606
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: Like don't we all? Aren't we all terminal? I mean

607
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: we are. I mean some of us have a longer terminal.

608
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm terminal right now. But you don't know.

609
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: You could be walking across the street today and get

610
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: hit by something that takes you out quicker than someone

611
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: who has a terminal thing, not that I'm like, especially

612
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: at a bus terminal. Yes, yes, good word play on

613
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: on that. That is true. Hey you know what's happening here?

614
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, good to hear you. Mom. What what

615
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: did we get into the weekend? We were in Columbus,

616
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: we were in Long Island. You put up all Yeah,

617
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you about that Long Island clip.

618
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: Why did that? I see that reposted this morning? Is

619
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: it because the captions butchered what you were saying? I

620
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: mean the captions? Yeah, it butchered. And then I have

621
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: no idea. I don't want to go and write it

622
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: in myself. I don't even care. But didn't you watch

623
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: it to see that the caption didn't fit. Yeah, but

624
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Do you did watch and you were like,

625
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter people because people are gonna watch that

626
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: without sound and be very confused. Don't you realize that

627
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: people watch things without sound and that's what captains. I

628
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: but I just want to know did you know when

629
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: you posted that clip last night that the captions were wrong?

630
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: Or did you not watch it? Fully? No, when I

631
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: posted it last night, I saw it that the captions.

632
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could change the words and reels

633
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: in Instagram. But did you know that the captions were

634
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: wrong when you posted it? Or did you just because

635
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: I figured? I figured it's close enough whatever? And then

636
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, why am I? It was so bad?

637
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: It was so hot, I know, literally bad. It said

638
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: you said Guantanamo and it said guantum or is it

639
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: iguana or something? Which is pretty funny. You wait, you

640
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: treat this like iguana. That's pretty funny. I was like

641
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: so angry about it because I'm like, this is a

642
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: funny bit and no one's gonna hear it because you're

643
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: gonna read the captions to go, what the funk is

644
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: this guy talking about? So then I reposted it today

645
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: and I thought I fixed the captions, and then it

646
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: just did the start of the captions, then stop captioning,

647
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: and then started again at the end. I don't know

648
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: it's a good bit. Richard Pryor didn't have captions. I

649
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: don't need captions. You don't need captions. I should have

650
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: just took the captains completely off, to be honest. You

651
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: could also just pay someone twenty bucks to put captions

652
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: on it for you, or do it yourself. It doesn't

653
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: take that long. I know, well, I was gonna make

654
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: it longer. It was gonna be a two minute bit

655
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: and that would have been a lot of captions. But whatever,

656
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: you know what it was the lesson here, don't trust

657
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 1: the computer to caption for you when you already don't speak,

658
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: you know, with that much dick dictation. You know, like

659
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: you're already there. And it was like the sound isn't

660
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: great on it. It's so funny that you trusted the

661
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: computer to caption it. Four You're like, this is good enough.

662
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: That is the difference between you and me. Man. Were

663
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: you not getting enough likes on it or were people

664
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: making fun of the captions? That's my question, Like I

665
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: don't know people. No, no, people liked it. I just

666
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 1: I honestly just posted it at like one in the morning.

667
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: So there was a couple of things. Uh. One, the

668
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: captions were horrendous and too I don't want to I

669
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: know my brain. I would have stayed up till five

670
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: in the morning to see if people liked it, even

671
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: though they're all sleeping because it's cold in their room

672
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: and everything's great for them or whatever. So that would

673
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: have fucked with me. So I just took it down.

674
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll just do it tomorrow, and then

675
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: I did the next day and did it wrong again.

676
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: But I still stand by it's a fun bit. It's

677
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: very really funny. It's really funny. Are you gonna be

678
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: able to work it into your regular stand up and

679
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: not do it when you're not in Long Island? I

680
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: don't know, what do you think I think I could

681
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: do like a you know, I was just in l A.

682
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: I think I could be like, wow, it's very relaxed here.

683
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: I was just in Long Island, and then I could

684
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: But it just feels right with a Long Island crowd

685
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: to just make fun that people in l A this

686
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: weekend are going to have seen that bit on your

687
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: social and then they're going to hear you do it

688
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: again and be like, we just saw this. No why,

689
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: I don't worry about at all? But why because first

690
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: of all, I would say tops of people saw it, tops,

691
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: I think, But okay, let's say you were you were

692
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: you were doing your own show in l A and

693
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: it was you, you would probably still do that bit.

694
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: And I would say at that point, most of the

695
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 1: people because if they follow you on Instagram, they're probably

696
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: gonna go see you perform, so you don't care. Yeah,

697
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 1: But why? I want to understand why, because I'm obsessed

698
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: with like that. You know, in Chicago, there was a

699
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: guy that was at the Meet and Green after the

700
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: first show and he was like, I'm going to the

701
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: second show, and I go, Okay, we'll have to do

702
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 1: all new material for the second show because I don't

703
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: want him to have to. You know, I didn't do

704
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: all but I probably did like se new material because

705
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: this one guy. I mean, that's why that's wild too,

706
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: you know that. No, but that's wild because I'm but

707
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm doing like I just don't understand why how you

708
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: can do material that you think that other people have

709
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: seen that it's my material, I know, but like it's

710
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: forty jokes that I've known almost my heart at that time,

711
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: and I fucking loved every second of it. Now it's

712
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: annoying when someone goes stairs are like they say his

713
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: punchline for him that. But I guess I think I

714
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: just look at new jokes as working hard and I

715
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: don't want someone to think I'm lazy and I'm obsessed

716
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: with that. It's like, I don't want people to be

717
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: like I already heard this and then want their money back.

718
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I mean, look, if if that's the

719
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: kind of person you are, don't come to my show. Yeah,

720
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: but I'm very funny, but I'm just like, look, I

721
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: don't because it's my If it was like if it

722
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: was like a joke from a special, like seven years ago,

723
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: then I'd be like, Okay, maybe it's time to change

724
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: it up. But if I did it five days ago

725
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: and I put it on the like Instagram, and if

726
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: I do it seven years ago, I would bring it

727
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: back because it's been so long that I don't remember.

728
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: I don't remember anything from seven years ago, let alone

729
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: a joke of a comedian I like, so I would

730
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: be more willing to bring that back then, two ago,

731
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: the day before, two years, but I would never post.

732
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: That's why I don't post anything on Instagrams because I

733
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: don't want people to see it and then come to

734
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: my show and go, we already know this. Oh. I

735
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: was thinking, that's why don't the same outfits again? Because

736
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 1: I don't want people Everything has to be new, because

737
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: I know psychologically that novelty equals people. People like novelty.

738
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: People don't like things they've already seen, Like when you

739
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: look at porn, you porn videos you've seen, you go

740
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: to new things like men like novelty. New equals shiny

741
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: and like people like it. People don't like the same

742
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: when it comes to entertainment. Sometimes I don't I don't

743
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: know if your outfit, I don't know if your outfit,

744
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it's different with guys because

745
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: you know, like someone like George Carlin could wear a

746
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: black T shirt and jeans every single special when no

747
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: one would give a shit as long as the materials. Yes, um,

748
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: I literally were to I'm wearing the same bomber jacket

749
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: literally five shows in a row. So much easier to

750
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: be you than it is me, and I'm jealous. I

751
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: gotta learn how to be easier. No, but dude, there's

752
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: things that I'm jealous of you. I mean, look, I

753
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: look at it like, okay, Like take someone like Michael

754
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: Cha right, Like he doesn't put any material. He would

755
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: never put a joke up. Well, the reason why is

756
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: one he gets to tell jokes every Saturday and he

757
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: has a special where all his jokes will be seen

758
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: by millions of people. If I had a special coming

759
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: up and the person was like, hey, maybe don't put

760
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: up you know, no one says person, it's you, you

761
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: would still put it up if it's up to you.

762
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: That's the difference telling me and Michael not to put

763
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: up jokes. We are no, but you do have okay, okay, agreed.

764
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: But if you told him okay, So take the people

765
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: telling me if I had a special that was going

766
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: to be filmed in a month, I wouldn't put my

767
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: jokes up. I'd wait for the special to record. Yeah,

768
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: but I don't even put up jokes from specials I've

769
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: already taped. Well, that's what is what is wrong with me.

770
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: I want to just let go and be able to

771
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: just trust that Instagram will captain, Like, the difference between

772
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: me and you is so vast, and I want to

773
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: be more. I want to meet in the middle a

774
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: little bit more, because I think that it would I

775
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: would get more done if I just relaxed a little

776
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: bit and didn't uh Like, I really almost lost my

777
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: mind this weekend when it came to packing and stuff

778
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: and like the difference and just resenting men and how

779
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: they don't have to pack fucking anything and they don't

780
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: have to worry about and everyone's always like, why are

781
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: you Why do you check bags? I don't know, because

782
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: I have fucking so many liquids to bring and men

783
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: don't have any liquids, so many liquids to keep travel size.

784
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I'm going to be gone two weeks.

785
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: I use so much conditioner, and I the conditioner I

786
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: use is thirty dollars, and so I don't want to

787
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: bring I can't buy it on the road. It's just

788
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 1: like whatever, I'm just creating a reason to complain. Let's

789
00:43:53,360 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: get to the news. Oh boy, it's Tuesday. You know

790
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: what that means. It's Tuesday. I do apologize for not

791
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: having a show yesterday, but we both got hit by

792
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: cars separately. What happened, don't okay? I damn it. We

793
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: weren't terminal, yesterday's terminal. Okay. Um, I hope you're having

794
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: all the swells out there. It's gonna be a great

795
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: week and we're gonna be in l A this weekend

796
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: in San Diego, so that should be fun, all right.

797
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: People are joking about Jake Jillen Hall handing the baton

798
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: over to John Mayer after Taylor Swift dropped the All

799
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: Too Well Short film fans thing Dear John is next thoughts,

800
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: Dear John is next? Speak now? Um, it's just her

801
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: uh third album is the next uh one she's going

802
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: to re record based on you know, the hints she

803
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: dropped in the All Too Well short film video. Um,

804
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: that's what Swift these are thinking. And on speak now

805
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: is Dear John, which is the scathing uh song about

806
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: John Mayer and what she says. Um, I mean it's

807
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: dear Well. Let me just look up some of the

808
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: lyrics because I can never summon them from my own.

809
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: But I don't passing the baton like did he did?

810
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Did he literally write something he hasn't addressed. Jake hasn't

811
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: addressed anything yet I mean, he's so big of a

812
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: star again, and goes back to like he doesn't need

813
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: to address this now. If he was trying to get

814
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: more followers or more like, he would troll back. But

815
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: he's going to be in another movie where he's gonna

816
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 1: make twenty million dollars and people are gonna stop talking

817
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: about when they start talking about John Mayer. Like, also,

818
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: he already went through it, man, he is going through

819
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: it again the newly like he's swifties are taking over

820
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: his accounts like he is. He's feeling it right now,

821
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: like it's a little do you think he should? I

822
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: don't think this is right. I don't think it's right

823
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: to bully a guy for something that happened ten years

824
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: ago and he didn't Taylor's what do you mean you

825
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: don't know that, you have no idea what he did

826
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: to her. And I also don't feel like we should

827
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: punish anyone for literally anything, because I don't believe people

828
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: can choose the way they act. But Taylor has a

829
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: right to still have feelings about it and release new

830
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: material about it, and she's every right. You have a

831
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: right to get all in his his stuff and bully

832
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: him and like harass him. No, I don't believe that.

833
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: But that's just she can't control them. She's not like

834
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: sicking them on him. She's just still piste off at

835
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: him or she you know, she's re releasing her feelings

836
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: that she had back then, and she's entitled to write

837
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: a song about a guy that hurt her ten years ago.

838
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: She has every right to tell me why she doesn't.

839
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: You don't think you don't think that she has any

840
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: control over fans in the regards of going, hey, maybe

841
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: let's on harass it was it was a bad breakup,

842
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: it was sad I lost a scarf, but it's not

843
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: harassed the guy ten years later. I think she's been

844
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: She's already said something like that to them. Of like

845
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: the people I write songs about. It's she's she's put

846
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: out a statement like that you can't control, Like this

847
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: isn't like Travis Scott crowd control. She's not like, do

848
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: whatever you can to get him back, Like she's not

849
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: saying that. She's writing a song where she expresses her

850
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: feelings and people like treat her like you know, she's

851
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: their daughter, and they're like, you know, mad, and they

852
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: want to defend her and they're they're kind of crazy,

853
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: and but yes, I do believe that, like he's you know,

854
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: as someone who has had and everyone's going it was

855
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: only three months long. What are you so upset about?

856
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: Like stop that, Stop that, because I I've been in

857
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: things that were three weeks long that will stay with

858
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: me for a lifetime. And it's not because I didn't

859
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: get over the person, or because I didn't meet someone

860
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: else that I love more than that person, or it's

861
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: like sometimes things get unresolved and you still feelings about it,

862
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: and like I I have. I I have been hurt

863
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: by guys before, in the same way that Taylor Swift

864
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: was based on everything I can glean from all too well,

865
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: which is why I fucking love it so much. The

866
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: new lyric uh, you were tossing me the car keys,

867
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: fuck the patriarchy, key chain on the ground. You were

868
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: always skipping town. And then this part she goes and

869
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: we were, and I was thinking on the drive down

870
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 1: anytime now he's gonna say it's love. He never called

871
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: it what it was. I oh my god, waiting for

872
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: a guy to say I love you, which is a

873
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: separate issue, and then a guy never calling it what

874
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: it was being like, we never dated. What are you

875
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: talking about your We were like hanging out. It's like,

876
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 1: shut up, like, don't tell me, Like there's I've been

877
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: her before and I got it. I have no problem

878
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: with like her writing lyrics and and being emotional and

879
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: being upset. I just hate their harassments. I'm mad at

880
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: the fans and look come after me it it might

881
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: help my Uh you know, if any of you know

882
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: how to do capture, I could really use to help.

883
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: That'd be nice to you. But and what did you

884
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: think of it? I thought it was great. I think

885
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's fantastic, Like there's I don't have anything, doesn't

886
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: need to reach a new octave. I was just asking

887
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: for it. Actually, it wasn't a defensive thing of like

888
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was great, Like I'm absolutely like, what

889
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: did you think of it? Oh? I I enjoyed it.

890
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: I thought it felt like its own little movie on

891
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: top of him. It was like a fan It was

892
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: like one of your reaction videos to her own video

893
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: about herself. I don't know, it was like one and

894
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: the same. It was and it was interesting. It was

895
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: it was um it changed like it felt like a

896
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: story was being told like, I mean, she's an incredible storyteller,

897
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: and um, I don't know. It just felt like it

898
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: had like six different parts. The it's like the best

899
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: time of my life. With this new rerelease. There's all

900
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: these songs from the vault, which is like all the

901
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: songs she wrote for this album that weren't released. The

902
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: new song that get put out yesterday. The music video

903
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: for it came out yesterday, is what I meant to say.

904
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: Blake Lively directed it. It's called I I Bet You

905
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: Think About Me and Chris Stapleton is on it. It

906
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: is so good at the very end. And by the way,

907
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: let's let's revisit the Dear John lyrics that are just

908
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: I mean, she wrote this when she was nineteen, and

909
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: she said, uh, you're an expert at sorry and keeping

910
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: lines blurry. Never impressed by me acing your tests. All

911
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: the girls that you've run dry have tired, lifeless eyes

912
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: because you burn them out. Oh, and she goes, I

913
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: see it all now that you're gone. Don't you think

914
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: I was? She goes, Dear John, I see it all

915
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: now that you're gone. Don't you think I was too

916
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: young to be messed with the girl in the dress

917
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: wrote you a song you should have known. You should

918
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: have known. Don't you think I was too young? You

919
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: should have known? Oh she's so much more like of

920
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 1: all like to be nineteen and to tell someone, don't

921
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: you think I was too young? And then all with

922
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: the Jake jyllenhal thing saying like he so in the

923
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: short film or I guess in the song she says

924
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: like he says she's too young, and um, that's why

925
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: they broke up, which is another thing that really bothers

926
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: me that guys do when they break up with you,

927
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: as they don't tell you the real reason. They just

928
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: pick one that like you can't argue against. They'll use

929
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: something against you for breaking up. And girls do this too.

930
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't this isn't just a guy issue, but like

931
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: they'll say, you know, like we have to break up,

932
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: like it's just if you were if you were older,

933
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: it would work. Like they make a thing that you

934
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 1: can't change so that there's no arguing of like but

935
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: I'll get older for you, Like there's nothing you can say.

936
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: That's you're you're put into a place where you have

937
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: no it's it's it's and they think you're they're doing

938
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: you a favor by picking something that is um out

939
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: your fault, I guess. And then but then she goes

940
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: on because I remember I heard that lyric and I

941
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: didn't know where it was going. And then at the

942
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: end she's like she calls bullshit because she goes you know,

943
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: you always thought my jokes were corn She says, like

944
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: the joke goes, I'm not good at telling jokes, but

945
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: it goes, uh, you know, I stay the same age,

946
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: and or like, no, I get older, you get older,

947
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: and all your girlfriends stay my age. So it's like

948
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: he the whole thing of you're too young wasn't even true.

949
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: I remember when a guy said that we couldn't be together. Yes,

950
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: but the same age. Remember that. I mean she even says,

951
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 1: that's how the joke goes. So she's referencing that it's

952
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: not like something she came up. Um yeah no, I uh.

953
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, that's tough because if you can't, it's

954
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: like you'd rather be told like, oh, actually no, it

955
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: was your bad or not even you're bad, something you

956
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: could control, something you could actually change, because then you

957
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: could be better for the next person if you could

958
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: have just dis honest, everyone's a liar, and it's it

959
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: hurts to break up with people. I remember one guy

960
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: told me, um, it's because I didn't want kids and

961
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: he wanted kids, and he thought that was like yes,

962
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,959
Speaker 1: but it was really because he was talking to someone

963
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: else at the time and he was interested in someone

964
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: else and didn't like me because I had sex with

965
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: him and he didn't like people that liked him back,

966
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: like it was about that, but instead he was like,

967
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: it's because you don't want kids, and I do. And

968
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: I remember going, actually, I I don't know that I've

969
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: ever said that. He's like, yes, you did. You did

970
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: a joke about it. You said that, and I'm like, oh,

971
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: that was a joke and he's like, well um. And

972
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: I was like, I'd be down to have kids. He's

973
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: like okay, uh and then you go and I go, I,

974
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: you know, I probably want to adopt. I don't want

975
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: to have my own. He's like, oh, yeah, I want

976
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: my own, Okay, yeah. I like just he's scrounging for anything.

977
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: He was just like, oh, man, if you wanted your own,

978
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 1: we could be together. I'm just like you would. It's

979
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: because you're literally actively texting another girl right now. Don't

980
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: act like this is about me not wanting kids, and

981
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm some like you know, I'm just And then that

982
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: makes you feel when you're a woman that doesn't want

983
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: kids and a guy has that reasoning, it makes sense

984
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: if that's the actual reasoning, but if it doesn't, it

985
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: just is like it's more rhetoric to make you feel

986
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: like a like a bad woman that you don't want kids,

987
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: like you're not complete. You could have shown him by

988
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: having a kid as soon as possible, you know, like

989
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: you just go downs so funny about getting back at someone,

990
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: be like actually I'll show you having seven kids. And

991
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: guys like, um, yeah, I don't want you. Girls do that,

992
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: Like I always tell is say in my act that

993
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: like when I tell girls don't sleep with guys before

994
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: you get what you want in a relationship, they're like, um,

995
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: you know, but I like having sex with them, like

996
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: I And it's like, well, if you want him to

997
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: be your boyfriend, and it's gonna be a lot harder

998
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: if you have sex with them, it's just gonna be

999
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: a lot harder. And they're like, okay, well I but

1000
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: I'll just have sex with other people. It's fine, And

1001
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, what you'll do is and every girl

1002
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: has done this at some point. Is that you think

1003
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna make the guy that you really like jealous

1004
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: by like making out with someone and then you accidentally

1005
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: tell them or you actually like you try to make

1006
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: them jealous, and guys don't respond to that by being

1007
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: like wait, I want you back, Like they go, okay,

1008
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: you're dot like we're done. That's you discussed me and

1009
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: now the girls like, but I only did it to

1010
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: get you back. It's like the thing you do to

1011
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: get them back makes them go. But we were talking

1012
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: like me and a Meal, we're talking. I don't think

1013
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 1: hepe mind me mentioned his name. Uh. The we were

1014
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: talking about how when you start as sex buddies, you

1015
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like like the girls like, hey,

1016
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: I'll just we'll have sex. I'll take off at one am,

1017
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: and it's about like it's not for a guy sometimes,

1018
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: like sex is like almost secondary to like oh wait now,

1019
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 1: I like you can have sex with someone and hold

1020
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: back almost the intimacy and the guy might be very

1021
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: intrigued and that does happen to like that happened to

1022
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: both of us, where we're like, oh, oh, she just

1023
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: wants me for my sex, guys are feminine energy men feminine.

1024
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: It's only about ten percent of men that are feminine

1025
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: and probably going up all the time because of computers

1026
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: and people being in the middle hormones and milk. But

1027
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: it's true. Dr Pat Allen told me that male comics

1028
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: are are feminine energy, and so it makes sense that

1029
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: you guys feel like more bonded after sex. I believe

1030
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: officially I'm a masculine energy woman. Uh noah. I believe

1031
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: it's just the case because I have been able to

1032
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: I've been having um sex recently with someone who's not

1033
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, and after sex, I am very happy to

1034
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: just be like by move on with my debt. Yeah, yeah,

1035
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: yeah sex, that's a big change. Yeah. We should have

1036
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: best Sie. I've hinted at it last week because I

1037
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: said I took the morning after pill and I had

1038
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: a best sie this weekend. Come with me and go

1039
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: are you having vaginal sex? And I was like, girl,

1040
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: you heard right, And there's just started just taking it

1041
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: in the booper and now they're like, no, I still

1042
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: do that. Oh my god, are you kidding me? It's

1043
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: still I have not one time had raginal sex and

1044
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: not still done the other one because that's how much

1045
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: I love it. So just let let it be known

1046
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: that like, I do not like v more than a yes. Okay,

1047
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: I have a question though. Yes, the person you're having

1048
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:05,959
Speaker 1: vaginal sex though has been frozen for a while. It's fine,

1049
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: but still yeah, if her voice comes out, then just

1050
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: you tell me what her question is. Okay, what's your question? Noah,

1051
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: My question is the person that you're having vaginal sex with.

1052
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: It's not just like a random It's not. It's not

1053
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: a one night stand. Yes, uh, it's Noah says. The

1054
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: difference is it's not a one night stand. It's it's

1055
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: something that's like regular. Um, yes, that's true. And it

1056
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: but and and it is someone that I like. I

1057
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: I already feel like, Um, I'm not scared that they're

1058
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: gonna like leave or abandon me or any of those things.

1059
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: What I will say and what I said to the

1060
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: best see this weekend that asked me because I did

1061
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: feel like a trader, a little bit like giving into

1062
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: the before I had the relationship that um, you know,

1063
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: before I had a boyfriend. The thing is, I don't

1064
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: want this person to be my boyfriend yet, so I'm

1065
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: not holding out for like something that I want. I

1066
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: I have a boundary up with uh this, this person

1067
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: and any guy that would be my boyfriend, and my

1068
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: boundary is not is definitely like I would do this

1069
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: at any point with anyone that I'm um having sex with.

1070
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: I waited. We've been hanging out for three months and

1071
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: have not had V right, so that to me was

1072
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: a long wait. And I also I'm the one that decided,

1073
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: like my new boundary is like I need to know

1074
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: that this person is like you know, working on themselves

1075
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: and like going to therapy, and that's my that's my

1076
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: That's another thing that's like you don't get to be

1077
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: my you. Not that they want me to be their

1078
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: girlfriend either. We're on the same page, but like we

1079
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: both have things of like I need to see something

1080
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: else before that. And to me, it's it's still not

1081
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: some V isn't something that I'm doing every time. It's

1082
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: special occasions. But I will say that like afterwards, I

1083
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: don't feel the need to be like, oh like hanging

1084
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: like like the other night, I was like, I think, uh,

1085
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: my partner is more of a basker and being like

1086
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: let's just lay like and talk about it because we're

1087
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: and when you know, in the past with this person,

1088
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,479
Speaker 1: he was more of a like like, Okay, we're done,

1089
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: let's go, And now it's more of he's more of

1090
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: a basker and like wants to like connect afterwards, and

1091
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm more of a like I want to go eat

1092
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: oatmeal on the couch and watch love on the spectrum

1093
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: and like he went to the bathroom like afterwards, and

1094
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: I like quickly got dressed and was like out on

1095
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: the couch like with my foot massager, and he walked

1096
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: out kind of like, wow, you're over this, and I

1097
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: was just like it's just like it wasn't like I

1098
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: was like not, I didn't enjoy it and didn't want

1099
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: to bask in it. But it's interesting, like as you

1100
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: get older, how those kind of roles can switch. Well,

1101
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: then do you feel like but your whole the whole

1102
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: thing was about how the V makes you more connected

1103
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: because you get addicted. You get addicted and then because

1104
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: you think a procreation because they're inside you like like

1105
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: so much more feelings happened. Like that was your hypothesis

1106
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: before Ian, So now your conclusion, No, but it is true.

1107
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: But what I but I already have what The thing is,

1108
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have v until you get what

1109
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: you want out of the relationship, and I have what

1110
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: I want out of that relationship. It's exactly the way

1111
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to be, and so that's why I was like,

1112
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm not like trying to get him to commit to

1113
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: me in any way that he's not like I'm getting.

1114
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: It's I'm getting everything I want and like we are

1115
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: we are the status exactly what I want to be?

1116
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: So what what am I dangling at this point? And

1117
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: um so that but I'm really glad I did it,

1118
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: and I told this to the bestie, is that it

1119
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: allowed me to like, I think that's why we're able

1120
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: to be so loving now is because I waited and

1121
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: like it. It really did create intimacy between us that

1122
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: uh wouldn't have been there if we were having sex

1123
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: from the get go. I really think that like leaving

1124
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: something off the table that led us to like yearn

1125
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: for each other in this way that we weren't allowed

1126
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: to was so hot. And I definitely think I will

1127
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: in my relationship go through periods where I'm like, no,

1128
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: we're cutting it off so that we miss it again

1129
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: and that we get to be kind of sexually frustrated

1130
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: in a way that makes us like like you know,

1131
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: high schoolers that can't hook up because we can't, you know,

1132
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: like Mormon more like Mormons are like, oh, like, I

1133
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: don't know what it was about not being able to

1134
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: have sex, just having that thing like that we both

1135
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: wanted so bad. It was like it made us like

1136
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: more crazy for each other. So I think I'll take

1137
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: it away at some point. Again, not not for me,

1138
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: but for us. Mm hmm, there's no if Oh go ahead, Sorry,

1139
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: I can't hear. No, no, no, there's no part of

1140
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: me what that like, I don't know, like part of

1141
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: me thinks like you do want the boyfriend though, like

1142
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, look down, No, I really don't.

1143
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: I mean I do if he does a bunch of

1144
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: other stuff and like I feel good about it, but

1145
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with I have exactly what

1146
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: I want right now in this relationship. I would. I

1147
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: really do. And you're even questioning that. Huh. I'm shocked

1148
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: you're even questioning that. I don't feel like I just

1149
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes like like I don't for me right, Like, okay,

1150
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: let's just say it was me in your position, or

1151
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: like if I was in that position, I feel like

1152
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: it's almost like a defense mechanism to go, hey, this

1153
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 1: is exactly what I want because I'm not getting the

1154
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: other thing that I could potentially want, so like almost protecting,

1155
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 1: like I'm settling, like oh no, I want this. No,

1156
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,959
Speaker 1: my god, I'm not kidding you, dude. If he asked

1157
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: me to the girl friend today, I would say no.

1158
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: I would say no. And it's not because I don't

1159
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: want to be someday and I think he's potential. I

1160
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: just am not going to settle for anything except like

1161
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: exactly what I want in a relationship. And that doesn't

1162
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: mean that I'm miserable because he doesn't. I don't even

1163
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: want to boyfriend. I'm fine with the way things are.

1164
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: I really like I don't need more. I want more someday,

1165
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: but I don't want it right now. It's if that

1166
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: makes sense, like I'm not It's like a meal that

1167
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,959
Speaker 1: I'm not hungry for right now. If like that makes sense,

1168
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: let's take a break and come back with why do

1169
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: I care? Why do I care? Why do I care?

1170
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to throw up. A woman loses

1171
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: it when she realizes she has been brought on stage

1172
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: at a Dell's Comeback concert by her boyfriend for a

1173
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: surprise proposal. She said yes, and it's serenaded by yeah.

1174
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: I mean ah, yeah, I mean I was. I was

1175
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: confused why when she took off the blindfold, she was

1176
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: just like saying his name over and over and she

1177
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: wasn't like, what the hell is this? At one point

1178
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: she says, who are all these people? But I think

1179
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 1: she should have been saying that from like the get so,

1180
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what and I don't know what precipitated.

1181
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: Everyone in the red was like, Adele is so amazing

1182
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm like, Adele didn't do it. Adele

1183
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: didn't do it, you guys, Adele. It was not Adele's idea.

1184
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: Can I scream this at you when you see a

1185
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: bachelor take a woman on a date on the Bachelorette

1186
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: where there's a helicopter and there's candles and they walk

1187
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: out in some artists you never heard of singing a

1188
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: country song, but they both actually happening to know this guy.

1189
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: He didn't plan it. The producers said, Adele didn't plan that.

1190
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: Adele did it. Planet Okay, there's a lot of paperwork too. Yeah,

1191
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: it's beautiful for her. Adele was like, I won't us

1192
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: to find a nice couple and then I'm going to

1193
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: serenade them with her favorite song. Like she was down

1194
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 1: to do it, but it wasn't like she's some like

1195
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: you know, uh, like people are acting like she is

1196
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: like working at a soup kitchen on her birthday, Like

1197
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 1: this is not she She's like I was reading the

1198
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: Reddit comments and I had to get out of there

1199
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: because people are like, she is just the most amazing

1200
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: person to do this, This is so thoughtful of her.

1201
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: Stop it, Stop it everyone? Will you please look at

1202
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: celebrity culture through a lens of everything they do is

1203
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 1: to make them look like good people. No one does

1204
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: anything and it's always producer's ideas. Everything everything is someone

1205
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: else's idea. Do you think Adele decided that and found

1206
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: that couple and found that girl thats been wanting him

1207
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: to a proposed rever and went out and bought the

1208
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: blindfold get out of town. How annoying is it to

1209
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: when someone does a public proposal like I hate it.

1210
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: I hate it puts too much pressure on the girl. Oh,

1211
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: I hate it. I think it's like hey, oh, you

1212
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: know she's gonna you know, she's gonna say yes. I

1213
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: mean sometimes and maybe if you're at a pers would

1214
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: not have organized this unless they fucking knew for sure.

1215
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: I wish no. I wish she said no. I wish

1216
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: she said fuck you, you don't want kids. She starts going,

1217
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: send my love to your new love, like adult just

1218
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: takes a breakup song to him because they know she's

1219
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: gonna say no. That would be cool. Oh it's the

1220
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: best when it's on a drumboat jumbo tron and the

1221
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: guy gets on his knee and the girl goes, what

1222
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: this is our third day and you didn't even buy

1223
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: the hot dog, you loser. I'm not no. I you know,

1224
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: I never understand when guys are like I'm nervous to propose.

1225
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you know she's not? Like, of

1226
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: course you shouldn't be doing this. If you think there's

1227
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: any doubts your friends taking pictures, you know what's going

1228
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: to happen. You have a mariachi band that your dad's

1229
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 1: playing in, Like, stop it. Everyone knows. I just get

1230
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: so annoyed when people think that that celebrities are like

1231
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: these like Adele probably would do that. On her own time,

1232
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: like that probably is an idea that she'd come up

1233
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: with if she had any part in place, Like I

1234
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: know the people that produced this, and I'm going to

1235
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: actually get an ant, sir if Adele came up with

1236
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: this idea or not, because maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong,

1237
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: but I definitely don't think I am. And the celebrities

1238
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: that were at that thing, did you guys watch it?

1239
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: Nine point nine million people watched us, by the way,

1240
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 1: I watched it. When I watched it, I was like,

1241
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a little bit like the

1242
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Like I feel like that many people are

1243
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 1: watching this right now. And I wasn't wrong. What is

1244
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: the super Bowl? What kind of numbers does that get?

1245
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: Probably around there? I bet I couldn't really, I think.

1246
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I think at times as a super Bowl

1247
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: has been like maybe twenty million, but yeah, no, dude,

1248
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: it's nineties six million for the super Bowl. So of

1249
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: the super Bowl ain't bad. I mean, that's the best

1250
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 1: ratings that they could have ever wished for for that thing.

1251
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 1: That's a ton of people watching. Oh yeah, and then

1252
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: another hundred million will watch it on YouTube eventually. I'm sure.

1253
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 1: I I I asked, uh, the guy I'm seeing last

1254
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: the other night when Adele was on, I go, why

1255
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: don't I like her as much as I like Taylor Swift.

1256
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 1: She writes room music, she sings about men who have

1257
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: heard her. Why why is it? Why aren't I not?

1258
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: I want to be obsessed with her. I love Adele,

1259
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,720
Speaker 1: I really do like a lot of our music, but

1260
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 1: it's not the same. And he goes because Adela is

1261
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 1: for women and Taylor Swift is for girls that are

1262
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: stuck in high school. And I go, ye, and not wrong.

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Speaker 1: You're not wrong because and that's not that's not a

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Speaker 1: slide against Taylor. I will I think Taylor is a

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01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 1: better artist than Adele, and I'll fight anyone about it.

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Speaker 1: But I do think that Taylor Swifts music is I

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01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: am stuck in high school. The most dramatic things in

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01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 1: my life happened in high school. You kind of get

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01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 1: stuck whenever that happens. And I'm a little bit high schoolie.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I like Adele. I haven't like matured

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Speaker 1: enough to like her music in the same way. And

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Speaker 1: let me just say, I'm probably an adult fan the

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01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: way most women are adel fans. I just I'm a

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01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift fan the way no women are any kind

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01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 1: of fan of anyone, because I'm a fan the way

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01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: I am like I'm a high schooler in terms of

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01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: the way I'm a fan probably middle school to be honest.

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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: Just like the the jackey with like one of the

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01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: INSNC kids on the back, like that's where your level

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01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: is that. I literally have a if you would go

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01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,799
Speaker 1: get a package for me at some point. I believe

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01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,160
Speaker 1: it's a sweater that says Taylor Swift on it that

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01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: I bought from her her merch site, which her merches

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01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 1: has a lot to be desired, but I gotta still

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01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 1: get it. Okay, let's get to the reddit dump. This

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01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 1: is your reddit doom. This is from ask reddit, the

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01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: subreddit that is has interesting questions. It says, what is

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Speaker 1: the worst smell that you've ever smelled in your life?

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01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 1: I love this question? Can you know? Noah? Well, I

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01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: don't know if Andrew will be able to hear me,

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01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: but the worst is I absolutely believe I was coming

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01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,839
Speaker 1: home from Madison Square. I was coming home from Madison

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01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:58,840
Speaker 1: Square Garden after a Guns and Roses concert, and the

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01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 1: subway stunks so much, and there was a man at

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Speaker 1: the end of the subway and he was as stiff

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Speaker 1: as a brick. And it smells. It was It's like

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01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,639
Speaker 1: it was like this like chemical smell. And I think

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01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: that I smelled death. Yes, okay, Andrew, Noah smelled death

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01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: once on a subway ride at the coming back from

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01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: a Guns and Roses concert, and um, there was a

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01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,439
Speaker 1: man on the platform that was stiff as a board,

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01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: and she it was a chemically smelled and she thinks

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01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 1: she smelled the subway car in the subway car. And

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01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: you're probably right, Noah, because I remember the Casey Anthony's story.

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01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: I was watching it and Casey Anthony's dad is a

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01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 1: was a homicide detective. When he went up he went

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01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: to pick up the car that Casey Anthony had gotten

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01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: toad that had had her daughter in the trunk um

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01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 1: before she dumped her daughter allegedly. Um, actually she's proven innocent,

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01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 1: but um, you know there and he was walking, they

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01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: were walking, her and the mom. Him and the mother

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01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 1: were walking to pick up the car and Casey Anthony

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01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: had put a bunch of trash in the back of

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Speaker 1: the trunk to mask the smell, because obviously she smells.

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01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 1: She had driven around with her daughter in the trunk

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01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: for like three days before she figured out what to

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01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 1: do with her, and um, the the stent was so

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01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 1: bad that she put trash in there, thinking it would

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01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,639
Speaker 1: like maskt or like people would be like, oh, that's

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01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,759
Speaker 1: just the trash smell, but she's her dad. The homicide

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01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,720
Speaker 1: detective said that when they were walking over to the

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01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: junk yard to pick or like the you know, to

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01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: a lot to get the car, they got within you know,

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01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,519
Speaker 1: like they got within proximity of it, and he goes,

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01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: that smell is once you smell it, you know the

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01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: smell and homicide detectives know. And he was like, that's

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01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,639
Speaker 1: the smell of death. And he just started like sobbing

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01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: because they both knew that because that smell was coming

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01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,519
Speaker 1: from Casey's car, like their granddaughter was dead. And so

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01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: it's like, once you smell that, you can never forget it.

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01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 1: What about you, Andrew? Like an old subway meatball sandwich

1332
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 1: could probably be similar, but yeah, I just like the

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01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 1: idea of like and then once you smell you know it,

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01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: and it's just you would never her throw out the subway.

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01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: You would never get rid of that, But I would

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01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: get rid of it that baby, but a daughter, but

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01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 1: your daughter who is like holding you back from entering

1338
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,639
Speaker 1: wet t shirt contests. I mean, the Casey Anthony story

1339
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: is just seriously, she is such an idiot that it's

1340
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,720
Speaker 1: almost there's nothing funny about it. But there are some

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01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 1: things she does that are so insanely like just just

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01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 1: the dumbest person ever thinking they're covering up a crime

1343
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: and actually getting away with it. It's so wild, just lucky.

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01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,680
Speaker 1: The worst smell I've ever smelled, I mean, that does

1345
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: remind me of thousands of times getting on the subway

1346
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 1: and realizing no one else is on that car and

1347
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: just smelling something that you can't even describe, and and

1348
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: everyone smells it and everyone runs out of But when

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01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: I was on in Body Wars, I don't know if

1350
01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:57,640
Speaker 1: I told this story, but you know, a handicapped kid

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01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 1: sat behind me when I was like eleven, and then

1352
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,719
Speaker 1: he threw up all over my back during Body Wars,

1353
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: which is a ride at disney World or whatever Epcot,

1354
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: and I was like no. We were in the like

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01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 1: in the liver section and of the body and I

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01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 1: was like, man, this is really good stuff, Like like's

1357
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: they're really niling it. And uh, the lights came on

1358
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: and there would throw up all over me. And I

1359
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:26,240
Speaker 1: just see the handicapped kid rubbing his face with puke

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01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: all over him. And I had to buy a goofy

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01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 1: shirt for like forty bucks. And I don't know, I

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01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,840
Speaker 1: just god, yeah, And I remember walking by the I

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01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,759
Speaker 1: swear to god, he looked at me like, yeah, who's

1364
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: goofy now, bitch, like like because we were making fun

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01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 1: of him, because we were like like I could literally

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01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: like he gave me a look like he like like

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01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,360
Speaker 1: almost that it was on purpose, which I respect it

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01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: I do. Anyhow, what's your worst smell? I can't even

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01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: recall what my worst smell is, to be honest with you,

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01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,240
Speaker 1: Like I nothing really stands out to me is like

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01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: the worst. But I guess it's probably as something to

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01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,680
Speaker 1: do with um, I guess poop, like human feet, like

1373
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 1: smelling another person's human feces in New York in your

1374
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:13,600
Speaker 1: front doorstep. Like that's just all obviously terrible. All of

1375
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: our stories are based in New York. But no, yeah, no,

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01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: I think like I do. Think like you live in

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01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,720
Speaker 1: New York for four years, I'd tell you around a

1378
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 1: four year mark, you can tell the difference between dogshit

1379
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 1: and human shits, just based off a note. This is gross,

1380
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 1: but I've been on some diets before that produce really

1381
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 1: bad gas, like really bad gas. All right. Um, the

1382
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: people that shared stuff and Reddit's pretty much the same thing.

1383
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 1: They said the smell of There are all people that

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01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 1: work in hospitals and our police officers that have smelled

1385
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,240
Speaker 1: death or like hoarders apartments and things like that. Um.

1386
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 1: The next this is asked, women, what is the worst

1387
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:58,639
Speaker 1: thing someone has ever said to you during sex? Um?

1388
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 1: What some of the answers are. A guy once shamed

1389
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 1: me for being too wet by saying my vagina was

1390
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,439
Speaker 1: too gloopy. I put my clothes on and left and

1391
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: slugged out of there. Why does gloompy feel like it

1392
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: could be one of the seven dwarves? Gloopy gloopy is

1393
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 1: so funny? Um. Someone said, can you just stop? The

1394
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: noises you are making are killing the mood. I was

1395
01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: having a great time up until that point. Uh. Someone

1396
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: said I can't. A guy said, I can't stay hard

1397
01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:28,599
Speaker 1: because you keep crying. I was crying because I didn't

1398
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: want to have sex. Whoof Jesus, that's gloopy? Someone said,

1399
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,280
Speaker 1: if going to the gym isn't working, would you at

1400
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: least consider as implants to your body, would at least

1401
01:16:37,479 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 1: look somewhat proportional uses the word proportional during sex? That

1402
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: would take me out of the mood. Anything. Um, what's

1403
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: the worst thing you've ever heard during sex? Either one

1404
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:54,679
Speaker 1: of you. I'm trying to think of mine, um ship,

1405
01:16:55,760 --> 01:17:00,320
Speaker 1: trying to think what has been like really bad? Uh.

1406
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard of one time. I

1407
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: mean I have I have the story of when a

1408
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: guy was choking me once and he didn't know what

1409
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,640
Speaker 1: to say because he was just he was new to

1410
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: like choking a woman and I wanted it, and I

1411
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:18,560
Speaker 1: have a joke in my it wasn't perfect, but he

1412
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,960
Speaker 1: was kind of looking at me and I was kind

1413
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: of just like say something, and he just didn't know

1414
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 1: what to say, so he just like conjured what he like,

1415
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 1: you know, when you movies, maybe when you see someone

1416
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 1: choking someone, he just goes, I'm gonna kill you, just

1417
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,960
Speaker 1: like noah, And he instantly was like, is that not good?

1418
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,559
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, that's not gonna be it. Well,

1419
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 1: when I called brand of Vibrant, apparently that wasn't the

1420
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: best dacious or vibrant. Vibrant is a color that doesn't

1421
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,640
Speaker 1: mean like vivations can sometimes be like easy, Yeah it was.

1422
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like kind of tongue in cheek,

1423
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,560
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think it was more I should just

1424
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: put my tongue in her cheek and shut the funk up.

1425
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,640
Speaker 1: But I uh, yeah, I think like I'm trying to

1426
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 1: think what a girl saying. I mean, maybe like take no,

1427
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 1: I can't honestly, I got nothing. I think once I'm sucking,

1428
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 1: you could say anything and nothing's really gonna hurt me.

1429
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: I think, oh, this is a this is I want

1430
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: Brenna to try to say something weird to take you

1431
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: out of it. I'm wondering what could I'm sure, like,

1432
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 1: don't you I guess you're on viagrass, So there's nothing

1433
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: that's going to make you not hard, but maybe something

1434
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 1: that might make you hard and angry. Yeah. No, There's

1435
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: definitely been times I've lost my heart on where girls

1436
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: like like it's more like less what they say more

1437
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:38,760
Speaker 1: about like how like not It's like there's no specific

1438
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: other than like a hair. Yeah, okay, you know what

1439
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:46,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Like why are you not staying hard? Is

1440
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: it because of me? What's wrong with you? Like, what's

1441
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:56,080
Speaker 1: wrong with this? Oh? My god? We would say that. Okay, no,

1442
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:02,160
Speaker 1: let me not all le mean, I can't think of

1443
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,600
Speaker 1: anything that was said to me, But I guess the

1444
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:08,560
Speaker 1: worst thing is just absolutely quiet, when there's like no

1445
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: sound at all. Yes, that's a really good point, that

1446
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 1: like the void of of of of anything being said,

1447
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,400
Speaker 1: when it's just like and you just hear gloopy sounds.

1448
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: Final thoughts. Um, let's get into Oh you know what,

1449
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 1: I'll share this one that no one's gonna fucking like

1450
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 1: but I loved it and it made um. This is

1451
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 1: in Vegan so trigger warning. Um. This is in the

1452
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 1: subredit Vegan. It says the first people to compare animal

1453
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: slaughter to the Holocaust, where actually Holocaust survivors says um uh.

1454
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,759
Speaker 1: It says when vegans compare factory farming to the Holocaust,

1455
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,320
Speaker 1: meat eaters freak out because we're quote comparing Jewish people

1456
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 1: to animals. Actually, the entire point is how the actions

1457
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 1: of all humans are similar to the actions of the

1458
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: Nazis and by standards who do nothing to help. But

1459
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 1: no one wants to think about that. And trying and

1460
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: trying to avoid the comparison. I literally just read an

1461
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: author complaining that an animal Holocaust meme was anti Semitic,

1462
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: Ignoring that, ignoring that the quote on the meme was

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01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: by a Holocaust survivor, they went on to say that

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01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: what we do to animals is not as bad because

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01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 1: it has a purpose. Um. My question is this with

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01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 1: the Holocaust and torture of Jewish people in Germany have

1467
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,599
Speaker 1: been less bad if it had a quote unquote purpose.

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01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,679
Speaker 1: I mean, how could someone even suggest that? Who would

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01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,640
Speaker 1: even agree with that? Um? And then this person went

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Speaker 1: on to find so many quotes from Holocaust survivors that

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01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:41,760
Speaker 1: are also animal rights advocates. Um uh, someone said in

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01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:47,080
Speaker 1: there this was um Isaac bash Avis Singer said, in

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01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 1: their behavior towards creatures, all men are Nazis. Human beings

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01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:54,040
Speaker 1: see their own oppression vividly when they are the victims.

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01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:58,559
Speaker 1: Otherwise they victimized blindly and without a thought. Love that. Um.

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01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: I spent my childhood years in the Warsaw Ghetto, where

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01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 1: almost my entire family was murdered along with about thirty

1478
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,720
Speaker 1: other Polish shoes. People sometimes will ask me whether that

1479
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,000
Speaker 1: experience had anything to do with my work for animals.

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01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,760
Speaker 1: It didn't have a little to do with my work

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01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:14,800
Speaker 1: for animals. It had everything to do with my work

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01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 1: for animals. And that's Alex her Shaft Farm, animal rights

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01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: movement founder and Holocaust survivor. Um I thought that was

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01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 1: interesting because I'm always reluctant to call it a genocide

1485
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 1: and like compare it to the Holocaust too, because I

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01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,280
Speaker 1: don't want people to be like, how can you compare

1487
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 1: animals to humans? But I don't know. I think it's

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01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's if animals could talk, we wouldn't

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01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 1: be doing what we're doing to them, is what I'm saying. Yeah. No,

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01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,320
Speaker 1: I mean I'm just like thinking about all the as

1491
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,760
Speaker 1: to Jewish people. What do you guys think about this? Well,

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01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,800
Speaker 1: I think that I don't know. I think a lot

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01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,240
Speaker 1: of things get compared to the Holocaust and then it's

1494
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:57,800
Speaker 1: like like like this part of the show no no, yeah, yeah,

1495
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 1: like this thought that's about to come out of my

1496
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: mouth is like the Holocaust because it's a tragedy. But

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01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 1: um no, I think, like, I don't know, I just

1498
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:13,360
Speaker 1: saw like fucking ten memes about anti vactor is putting

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01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:17,560
Speaker 1: on Jewish Golden Stars and comparing it to the Holocaust,

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01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, Okay, maybe we don't have to.

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01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's so much about like the

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01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: comparison as opposed to just making the comparison, like can't

1503
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: the Holocaust just be its own horrible thing and without it?

1504
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 1: You know? I think that's where some people might be

1505
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: like annoyed, because I do think a lot of people go, oh,

1506
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 1: it's just like that, get that. But I feel like,

1507
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,760
Speaker 1: but I think the analogy, it's it's I get it. Like,

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01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,800
Speaker 1: I think it's a way to get people on board

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01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,920
Speaker 1: because I think that the reason you use comparison is

1510
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 1: not to diminish something else or not or take away

1511
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,680
Speaker 1: from the fact that it was one of the most

1512
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 1: horrific things that is imaginable. It's to make people understand that,

1513
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 1: how like there's something will wrap your minds around. Yeah,

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01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,200
Speaker 1: it's not taking just by comparing using, but comparing you

1515
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,439
Speaker 1: don't take away from something. I mean, like, yes, there

1516
01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 1: are times when people go like, oh my god, that

1517
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,760
Speaker 1: flight was like the nine eleven of my life, and

1518
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,519
Speaker 1: it's just like, Okay, that's a uh that could be

1519
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,720
Speaker 1: offensive to people because you're using it as like a

1520
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 1: joke and like you're obviously hyperbalizing, um using hyperpoly but

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01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't, I do. I really appreciated that. Um. And

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01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,599
Speaker 1: you know there's always some you know, I'm so there

1523
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 1: are many Holocaust survivors that would be like I would

1524
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 1: not compare it to that, so you know, they found Yeah.

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01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:36,640
Speaker 1: That was my other point, is like I wonder how

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01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 1: I would feel of a Holocaust survivor was like yes, actually,

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01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:43,599
Speaker 1: and being an anti vaxer and people talking about people

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01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,720
Speaker 1: that won't get the vaccine is like the Holocaust and

1529
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: the guys like, yeah, dude, you were in it for

1530
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,680
Speaker 1: like three days, like you weren't even like full hall.

1531
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 1: And at this point I'd be like, you're kind of

1532
01:23:53,520 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 1: you have dementia right now, because I mean, I think

1533
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 1: these codes about the animal rights were taken from like

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01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,240
Speaker 1: the eighties and stuff when we had more you know, uh,

1535
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:11,280
Speaker 1: you know, cognitively with it Holocaust survivors. But I don't,

1536
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just an interesting thing that um.

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01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:17,280
Speaker 1: I obviously, uh, I have no right to say whether

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01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,120
Speaker 1: that's a right comparison or not, but um, but I

1539
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: just thought it was interesting. And that's the final thought.

1540
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,640
Speaker 1: For the day and I have to go do a

1541
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,000
Speaker 1: full day of stuff, so I'm gonna go. Their cameras

1542
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,720
Speaker 1: zooming around me already, and um, I don't know why

1543
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:33,400
Speaker 1: I can. Somebody broken in my house is filming me. Um, Andrew,

1544
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:40,680
Speaker 1: I'll see you out here on tomorrow morning. I think

1545
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 1: you should just ask the people that have that information,

1546
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,360
Speaker 1: because at some buried somewhere from me, there's someone who

1547
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,800
Speaker 1: has that information for you. And it ain't gonna be me.

1548
01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:53,800
Speaker 1: It's not down your way. I know I couldn't do that,

1549
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 1: but I don't know. The road isn't listed on the house.

1550
01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Just son, Andrew A Pinn

1551
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:04,000
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not even gonna do that. Uh, see

1552
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,200
Speaker 1: you tomorrow morning. Thank you so much for listening. Uh,

1553
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:12,320
Speaker 1: Donty can and shuff