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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all baby.

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Speaker 1: At all at all.

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Speaker 3: Don't given them.

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Speaker 4: Back.

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Speaker 5: A million busy.

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Speaker 6: Listening to.

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Speaker 7: Show to.

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Speaker 6: Joy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you don't you.

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Speaker 4: Love?

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Speaker 1: Turn you gotta turn.

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Speaker 5: I got to turn the mouth the turn.

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Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the mop, come.

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Speaker 2: Come out, you think uh huh?

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Speaker 8: I said, uh huh, I show will, Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,

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Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 2: I feel it's necessary to explain what.

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Speaker 8: I say in the morning because somebody asked me, what

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Speaker 8: do you mean by that when you say that in

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Speaker 8: the morning.

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Speaker 2: When I say.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh, it's in response to David Hollister opening the

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Speaker 8: song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy, go ahead, I said,

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Speaker 8: uh huh, I show will. Then I say good morning everybody,

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Speaker 8: because I was raised a rage. You're supposed to speak

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Speaker 8: when you come in the room. I'm coming in y'all's room,

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Speaker 8: whether it's your bedroom, the room in your house, your car,

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Speaker 8: your office, you know, wherever you're at. I come in

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Speaker 8: the room or God speak, So I say good morning everybody.

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Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, and then I got

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Speaker 8: to introduce myself because as a performer, I always felt

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Speaker 8: my best when I was introduced. No, why would you

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Speaker 8: walk out on stage anybody introduce you. You can't get

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Speaker 8: the round of applause. It's just it's horrible. So I say,

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Speaker 8: you are listening to the voice one and only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 8: Come on, dig me now. Now that's old school. I

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Speaker 8: got that, but that's I was once again.

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Speaker 2: Dig me Now?

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Speaker 8: Is I want you to feel what I'm about to say.

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Speaker 8: That's all I'm saying. That's not a bragging thing. You

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Speaker 8: know you are listening to the voice one and only

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Speaker 8: Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now, I'm just asking

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Speaker 8: you to feel what I'm saying in the morning because

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Speaker 8: it's part of a promise that I made to God.

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Speaker 8: See a long time ago, I told God, if he

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Speaker 8: allowed me to make it, that when I got there,

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Speaker 8: I would tell everybody I know how I did it,

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Speaker 8: and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade him on it.

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Speaker 8: I said, if you allow me to make it, if

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Speaker 8: you give me the strength, the courage, the wisdom, you

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Speaker 8: gave me a gift, if you let me apply it,

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Speaker 8: don't destroy myself in the process. Forgive me for my

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Speaker 8: sins along the way, continue to hold and rock me

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Speaker 8: when I need it. When I make it, I promise you, Lord,

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Speaker 8: when I get there, I will tell everybody how I

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Speaker 8: made it.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 8: This started back in LA when I got on the

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Speaker 8: radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,

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Speaker 8: but I had to keep my promise to God. My

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Speaker 8: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll

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Speaker 8: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell

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Speaker 8: you that every day, because if it was not for

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Speaker 8: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able

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Speaker 8: to fulfill my promise, because I've done enough dirt in

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Speaker 8: my life.

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Speaker 2: Man to not be worthy.

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Speaker 8: He could have easily walked away from me a long

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Speaker 8: time ago because I had show walked away from him. See,

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Speaker 8: and I didn't walk away from him once. I walked

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Speaker 8: away from him a bunch of times. But guess what

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Speaker 8: he forgave me a bunch of times. I'm a living

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Speaker 8: example of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness and his mercy

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Speaker 8: on this show every day. It's the only reason I

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Speaker 8: have the blessings that's come in my way. It's the

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Speaker 8: only way that the things that keep happening in my life, man,

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Speaker 8: So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there. Don't

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Speaker 8: There's none perfect, no, not once. So get up, keep moving,

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Speaker 8: keep pushing, step on what you're laying there for. Your

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Speaker 8: daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man, my father

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Speaker 8: was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you. My

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Speaker 8: daddy never had a conversation with me about church. He

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Speaker 8: beat me for not going, but you know a couple

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Speaker 8: of times, but he wasn't about that. It wasn't his message.

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Speaker 8: That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about

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Speaker 8: being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life,

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Speaker 8: about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a

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Speaker 8: My old man ain't had none of that for me.

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Speaker 8: My old man talked to me about one thing all

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Speaker 8: day long, hard working manhood, and well you're gonna get

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Speaker 8: that if you don't get nothing else from me. He

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Speaker 8: gave that to me, so I got it. See, so

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Speaker 8: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't

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Speaker 8: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.

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Speaker 8: You ain't what you're finna do. You're finna get up

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Speaker 8: all that wine and like some little punk and gone

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Speaker 8: get the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,

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Speaker 8: I'm just telling you real. It worked for me though,

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Speaker 8: And before you start emailing me, that had nothing to

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Speaker 8: do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his

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Speaker 8: all it was he had. It was not a gay

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Speaker 8: was not a sexual reference for him. My father talked

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Speaker 8: to us That's what he meant. I knew exactly what

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Speaker 8: even know nothing about that. My man clueless when it

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Speaker 8: come to that right there. So when I was getting

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Speaker 8: taught me this toughness.

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Speaker 8: He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to

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Speaker 8: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does

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Speaker 2: That's in me.

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Speaker 8: And when I get tired, I asked that same God

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Speaker 8: the blessing since he got for me. So when you

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Speaker 8: I don't know. I ain't got to figure that out.

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Speaker 8: All I got to do is show up with the

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Speaker 8: handled the rest of it. See y'all, Hey man, let

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Speaker 8: me tell you something. I don't see how you do it.

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Speaker 8: I don't either, Can I get you, hey man, newsflash?

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Speaker 2: Let me hear. I don't see how you doing all that? Steve?

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Speaker 2: You doing this? You doing that?

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Speaker 8: Can I tell you something I don't either. I just

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Speaker 8: show me a way how to get it done. See

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Speaker 8: I ain't tripping on that part. See, once you take

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Speaker 8: So now you sitting up in here, God Lord, I

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Speaker 8: how I'm gonna do all that. Well, guess what you

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Speaker 2: See you?

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Speaker 8: Now you in the way, because see God ain't asked

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Speaker 8: you to figure out how to? He said, ask and believe.

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Speaker 8: Then he said faith without works is dead. That's my solution.

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Speaker 8: That's the concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got

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Speaker 8: to do is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be

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Speaker 8: Why would God bring me this far to leave me?

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Speaker 8: Why would he bring you this far to leave you?

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Speaker 8: So why I get up every morning? I have no choice?

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Speaker 8: Sometime I don't make it. Man, I got to do

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Speaker 8: You can't run out of that, can you? Because you

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Speaker 9: You're listening, show, ladies and gentlemen, it is here, another

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Speaker 9: great day, another blessing from God.

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Speaker 2: He gave it to us. You are to be glad

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Speaker 10: I know I am.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, man.

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Speaker 8: I show appreciate you waking me up, starting me on

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Speaker 2: But really just to wake up and see what you.

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Speaker 8: Got for me today, Because man, so far it's been

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Speaker 8: all right now. Have I had some challenging days plenty?

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Speaker 8: Have I had what I thought was some major setbacks?

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Speaker 2: Bunch of them? Have I been in some trouble way

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Speaker 8: Show have?

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Speaker 2: But didn't he do it?

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Speaker 8: Didn't he bring you through it, yay did, And that's

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Speaker 8: why I'm here today. That's why I'm as strong as

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Speaker 8: with nothing that's bigger than my God.

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Speaker 2: You can't do it.

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Speaker 8: Is my God versus my enemies. Good luck, That's all

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Speaker 8: I got to say. Good luck, homie, is my God

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Speaker 8: versus my enemies. All right, now, as you've been worn,

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Speaker 8: welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show because we're glad

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Speaker 8: about it. Shelon Strawberry Collin for real, Mississippi Monica Junior

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Speaker 8: government name kills faith and the legend that is Nephew

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Speaker 8: Tommy Well Jr.

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Speaker 2: Anything on your mind today.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell you right now. You and technology. I

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Speaker 11: swear I don't mean to.

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Speaker 12: Be laughing at you all the time, but you know what,

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Speaker 12: up you talk to your gud about you and technology?

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Speaker 11: Can you get some help over that department? That's what

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Speaker 11: you need.

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Speaker 2: Because well, you know a Jr. Yeah, sometimes you could

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Speaker 2: pray for stuff and the answer is no.

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Speaker 11: So for you, it's no for technology.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's why I got kids and employees for

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Speaker 8: If you get in a check and I ask you

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Speaker 11: Oh no, wait a minute, hold on, I can't stand here.

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Speaker 12: Oh, somebody, Hey, what I mean wife folks in here?

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Speaker 8: Well, all right, as dumb as I am, let me

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Speaker 13: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 13: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank

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Speaker 14: Where y'all going?

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Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show?

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Speaker 13: All right, it's time to start your morning off with

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Speaker 2: What you got for his neph body drop? Let's go

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Speaker 2: catch up? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read Jordan's please

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Speaker 4: K Dove?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you know, we get somebody solicited your name

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Speaker 6: And what we got going, well, I don't even know

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Speaker 15: What is this?

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, I don't know who who's

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Speaker 6: What is this app?

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Speaker 2: You want some pictures? Yeah, we see this app is

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Speaker 2: This app is called Booty Drop, and what we do

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Speaker 2: You know we're gonna make it look real good or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But you know you're gonna you know, you represent. But

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Speaker 2: getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said,

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Speaker 6: What ain't about booty Drop?

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Speaker 4: Y'all?

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Speaker 6: You got me messed up. I don't drop no booty

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Speaker 6: for nobody but my man. Okay, so I don't know

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Speaker 2: Okay, so hold up, okay, hold on, hold on, hold

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Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to have our app there,

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Speaker 2: so we gotta have you to do this.

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Speaker 6: Look, well, there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not

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Speaker 6: the only one, you know, thank you. No, it ain't

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Speaker 6: gonna be no booty.

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Speaker 2: So I'm assuming you know I don't mean no harm

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Speaker 2: like I say this, Kate Dog, I don't mean no harm.

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Speaker 2: But let me ask you this here. So evidently you

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Speaker 2: if they put your name on here, then you must

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Speaker 2: have a butt that they admire. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to be as gentleman as possible. You understand

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Is it a reason why you don't want to, you know, participate?

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Speaker 6: What ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet.

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Speaker 3: For some apps?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, okay, So let me ask you this here.

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Speaker 2: You ain't you ain't on none of the other social

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Speaker 2: nothing like that.

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Speaker 6: Not with my booty.

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Speaker 2: No, So you're just trying to tell me that all

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Speaker 8: The waist up.

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Speaker 6: No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm

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Speaker 6: not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it

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Speaker 2: But but but see, you don't understand what booty drop

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Speaker 2: can do for you. Booty Drop, Booty Drop can bring

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Speaker 2: you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on

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Speaker 2: to say is, I don't want you to knock it

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Speaker 2: then we take it down. That's all I'm saying. Just

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Speaker 6: You're not about to put my booty on no app

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Speaker 6: talking about giving it a week? You know I got

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Speaker 6: a brain, right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at

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Speaker 6: my booty.

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Speaker 5: For a week?

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Speaker 6: On the Internet.

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is give your booty a week That's

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Speaker 2: all I'm saying. Give your booty a week on we good.

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Speaker 6: No, not putting my booty on no Internet.

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Speaker 2: So okay, are you insecure about yourself?

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 6: I feel great about myself. That's why I can say no.

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Speaker 2: Let me just say this to you. Now, when once

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be wanting to get back on here. And

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Speaker 2: i'mnna be honest with your k Dub. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 6: Now, well that's okay, k Dub, you do you boo,

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Speaker 6: it's not happening. I'll go ahead and y'all tomorrow, but

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Speaker 6: I'm not about to be on there.

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Speaker 2: So you don't want to be a star. I'm trying

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Speaker 6: I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an

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Speaker 6: of people doing that already here. You'll find somebody to

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make you a star. That's all.

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Speaker 2: I'm right to do it.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm really what I really want to

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Speaker 6: know is who told you to call me this? Some

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Speaker 6: more books? Don't nobody need this? You don't call me

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Speaker 6: talking about you want to see my booty?

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Speaker 12: Who do you think I am?

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Speaker 6: Better question? Who do you think you are?

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Speaker 4: This is some books.

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Speaker 6: Black women don't have time for this. You need to

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Speaker 6: call talking about you want to pay some bills, That's

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Speaker 6: what you need to call talking about. Don't call me

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Speaker 6: talking about no booties.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: What don't me talking about no booties? Call me talking

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Speaker 6: about you want to pay some student loans? Tell me

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Speaker 6: you're trying to pay a car note. Don't call me

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Speaker 6: talking about you want to see my booty on the internet.

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Speaker 6: This is so ridiculous, Like what is this book?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, So I guess it's safe to say

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Speaker 2: you ain't gonna drop your booty.

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Speaker 6: Ain't nobody dropping booty.

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Speaker 2: I'm launching this tomorrow. I'm launching a whole lot of

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Speaker 6: You said, well, this is a great lesson in being prepared,

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Speaker 6: starting early because you're gonna encounter some those brother No,

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Speaker 6: but really, who I need to know who gave you

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 13: Really?

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Speaker 6: Who thought that was a good idea?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 6: Really, because you got in the question. I don't appreciate that.

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Speaker 6: I need to know, like who, Like I.

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Speaker 2: Said, I don't know who gave you. I don't know

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Speaker 2: all that. My job is to get booty drop field

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Speaker 2: and I'm missing one booty. And here it is now.

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Speaker 2: You know, here is the day before I'm launching. Here

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Speaker 2: it is now.

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Speaker 8: You don't want to do it?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 16: Why?

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Speaker 8: But I need to know who like to do this?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: He said you would be.

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Speaker 8: Up for it.

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Speaker 6: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Tommy Tommy told me you would drop that booty for

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Speaker 2: our for our booty drop.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jordan,

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Speaker 2: you just got pranked by your girl Amber.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Amber, Okay, okay, okay, okay, y'all playing this morning.

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Speaker 6: Y'all got my blood pressure up? Okay, y'all playing?

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Speaker 13: Okay, you're good, baby, I'm sorry, baby, I'm gonna calm down.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I see you,

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Speaker 6: I see you got me.

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Speaker 4: You got me?

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Speaker 15: Was that lit?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 6: Was look you got me lit? It was a little

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Speaker 6: pissed up over here? Okay, okay, you got me using words.

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Speaker 6: I'm not supposed you know what I'm saying. Some of

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Speaker 2: Okay, tell me this though, baby, before we go. What

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Speaker 2: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 2: in the lane?

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Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show with Nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Oh lord, nephew.

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Speaker 11: All right, thank you.

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Speaker 13: Coming up next, we'll ask the CLO Chief Love Officers.

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Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time Now guys for

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Speaker 13: ask the CLO, the Chief Love Officer, the close Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Listen, we gotta get started.

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Speaker 13: This one is from Ann in Atlantic City and says,

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Speaker 13: my husband and I are retired and we settled in

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Speaker 13: many other couples in the building. It's mostly widows, and

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00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 13: we are active in game night and movie night, and

447
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,359
Speaker 13: I'm getting sick of the women engaging my husband in

448
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 13: conversation like I'm not sitting there. I've talked to him

449
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 13: about it, and he promised to stop talking to these women.

450
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 13: He did for a while, but the women are very forward.

451
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 13: Should I have a talk with these women and tell

452
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Speaker 13: them to keep away.

453
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Speaker 1: From my man?

454
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Speaker 8: Well, I don't know how this works as senior citizens' homes,

455
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 8: I haven't been in one, But don't mess around and

456
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 8: get ganged up on. But you know you're running up

457
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 8: on these women, you know what I mean? They just

458
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 8: they just talking, you know, Yeah, they ain't not talking?

459
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 2: They friendly? You know she doesn't like it. Well, the

460
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 2: hell are you moving there? Folks?

461
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 8: All the women in there that you bring a pork

462
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 8: chop to the back of the bulldog truck?

463
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Speaker 2: How you think that's gonna work?

464
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Speaker 13: Now?

465
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Speaker 8: Your man he tried to stop talking to him, but

466
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 8: they keep talking to him.

467
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 2: He can't be rude.

468
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 8: Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood or community and.

469
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Speaker 2: Be rude to people. So what should she do? I

470
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Hell, you know, you know jealous?

471
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Speaker 8: I don't know what to do. No, dude, ain't doing

472
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 8: nothing wrong. The man ain't doing nothing wrong. You can't

473
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 8: stop all the women from talking to your husband, y'all

474
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 8: active in game night. Qu're going to game night.

475
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Speaker 14: They want stuff to do.

476
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 8: Well. Then when you go out there in public and

477
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 8: you got the only piece of raw meat on the

478
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 8: back of the bulldog trunck, what you think gonna happen?

479
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: Wow, have game night in your room.

480
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 8: Now, you got to find another man that's seeming good

481
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 8: enough shape to play game night.

482
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Speaker 2: Because women do better when they aid men fall apart.

483
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Speaker 7: She says.

484
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Speaker 1: It's mostly widows there though.

485
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because well they don't really feel a party. Yes,

486
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Speaker 2: all right.

487
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 13: Leela and Tallahassee says, I'm a forty four year old

488
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Speaker 13: married woman and I've been having an affair with my

489
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 13: husband's twenty nine year old barber. I met him at

490
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Speaker 13: the gym and didn't know he's my husband's barber at first.

491
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Speaker 13: When I found out, I tried to end the affair,

492
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Speaker 13: but he said he dropped my husband as a client

493
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Speaker 13: so I wouldn't feel guilty. I could not let him

494
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Speaker 13: do that because it took my husband a while to

495
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 13: get a great barber. He is ready to end a

496
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 13: business relationship over me, and I'm flattered but not interested.

497
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Speaker 1: How do I tell them? It's how do I tell

498
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Speaker 1: tell him it's not that serious.

499
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Speaker 8: No, wait a minute, you don't understand. Do you understand

500
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 8: the proposal he's making to you. He's saying he'll drop

501
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 8: him as a customer so he can keep kicking it

502
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 8: with you, offering you no out, Because if he wanted

503
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 8: to offer you out, he'll just let you out and

504
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 8: keep taking your husband's money. What he's offering you is

505
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 8: an opportunity for him to continue seeing you by dropping

506
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 8: your husband as a client.

507
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Speaker 1: Well, she said, she's flattered, Steve.

508
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Speaker 8: Yeah, but I don't want to do that because it

509
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 8: took him a long time to get a barber. Then

510
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 8: you ain't serious about none of this shit. And she

511
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 8: ain't gonna stop seeing the dude either. Did you hear

512
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 8: that in the letter anywhere? How do I stop seeing him?

513
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 15: No?

514
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 8: How do you stop him from dropping her husband as

515
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 8: a client? Because it ain't that serious? We just kicking it? Well,

516
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 8: see you forty four? Oh you think you know everything?

517
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 8: Let your husband keep going in there. I'm telling you

518
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 8: it's gonna leak. They're gonna be in the barber shop talking.

519
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 8: Oh you know that fine thing you met down in

520
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 8: that gym and that old thing at cougar or one

521
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 8: of them. Bober's gonna say that somebody and then he

522
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 8: gonna be looking upside their head. But they're gonna be

523
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 8: cutting half, so they ain't gonna see him looking upside

524
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 8: their heads. Yeah, you know the one, the one you

525
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 8: got the picture with it with that leopard. Le Tar said,

526
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 8: not a leopards.

527
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: Because you know old people wear animal prints to the gym, you.

528
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: Know, is that a thing?

529
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, old people cougar wanna look like a cougar.

530
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 8: Old old women love animal prince or animal prison and

531
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 8: lit them.

532
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: All right?

533
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Speaker 13: Moving on, This one is from Tony and Philly says,

534
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 13: I'm twenty nine and my girlfriend is twenty seven. We

535
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 13: party together and get drunk together almost always. She wets

536
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 13: my bed if she's had too much to drink. It's

537
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 13: to the point where she jokes about it and gets

538
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 13: towels and puts under herself before she passes out. She

539
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 13: said she dreams about going to the bathroom, but her

540
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 13: mind and body don't match up when she's drunk. Is

541
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 13: this a medical condition or should I blame it on

542
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 13: the alcohol? Nothing came up on Google. Wait did you

543
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 13: hear the last line?

544
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: Nothing?

545
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: Nothing came up on Google. Well you'll need Google for this.

546
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 8: That's how little boys while we pee in the bed

547
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 8: longer than girl because we had a pee dream. Yeah,

548
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 8: you're outside peeing and you just next thing, you know,

549
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 8: you done wet the bed. If your grown ass is

550
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 8: wetting a damn bed and you putting towels into bed,

551
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 8: your ass is trifling and you really need to stop drinking.

552
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 8: If you so drunk you can't control your damn bladder.

553
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 8: Where you got to put towels in the bed? I

554
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 8: wish I would be laid up next to some woman

555
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 8: and she peel on me.

556
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 5: What are we?

557
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 2: You know what you're doing? In hell? You're not gonna

558
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: kill no man.

559
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 8: You'd have lost all your sexiness with me, right right?

560
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 8: So we in here drinking you and here all of

561
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 8: a sudden my bed warm and it don't stay warm long.

562
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 2: We're not joking. This is not a joke, all right.

563
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 8: So I can't even control I said when I get drunk, Well,

564
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 8: it's going to be by your damn self, because I'm

565
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 8: not sleeping with no seven year old bed with her.

566
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you don't have to put up with that.

567
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Man, I wish now you could do. You can find

568
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,199
Speaker 2: somebody don't drink that here be.

569
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 8: Condition.

570
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, Clo. You're listening.

571
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 7: Morning show.

572
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: All right, Steve J. Anthony bred is here to tell

573
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: us about comedy roulette.

574
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 16: Yes, I can tell him what he listens and he

575
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 16: loves it. Now Here we do comedy reulette. We take

576
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 16: four subjects, put him on a wheel.

577
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 4: What a wheel? Stop?

578
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 16: We do the damn thing because we're just that good,

579
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 16: right here, Steve.

580
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: Harm all right, well let's go all right, yeah, yes,

581
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: and here we go.

582
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 8: All right.

583
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: Number one, things you do and.

584
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 13: Say around your black friends that you don't say around

585
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 13: your white friend for real?

586
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right.

587
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: Number two people in your life you know their nickname

588
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: but not their real name.

589
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 11: Okay, that's funny, it's funny.

590
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 10: Yeah.

591
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: Number three, who you would like to go back in

592
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: time and tell off?

593
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 8: That's okay, all right.

594
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: Here's the last one.

595
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 13: Stuff you stuff you tell your boss man if you

596
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 13: hit the Oh, okay, all right, spin it.

597
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Crystal like fans, black friends, white friends back. Oh no,

598
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: it stopped doing. Stuff you tell your boss if you

599
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: hit the lottery.

600
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 7: All right, let me start.

601
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 5: It starts off.

602
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 8: It's gonna be two phone calls.

603
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 16: The first Longe call is go to hell, and then

604
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 16: I'm calling back and say again, Yes, that's what the

605
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 16: hell I say.

606
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 4: I like that Now.

607
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 12: If I hit the lot on me, I'm going to

608
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 12: work that next day, just so I can say this

609
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 12: morning with your broc.

610
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 14: To go back in there and say.

611
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 8: That, okay, okay, okay.

612
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: If I hit the lottery, I'm going to work the

613
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: next morning. I looking at my boss and eyes, and

614
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: I'm letting them know I just bought a year's supply

615
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: of ass whoop, and guess who they blount? Yes, who

616
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: they blount.

617
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 14: Stuff.

618
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: You tell your boss if you hit the lottery, fire me.

619
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 5: Do it now.

620
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 16: I like I hear your stuff. You tell your boss

621
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 16: if you hit the lottery. I know you're expecting a report. Yeah,

622
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 16: keep expecting it, like working here.

623
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 11: If you just look outside, Yes, that is your car

624
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 11: getting told.

625
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: See y'all. Ain't y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all, ain't hitting him

626
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: like you supposed to. You gotta hit him. You gotta

627
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: look him in the eyes and say, let'sten me and

628
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: your wife going to grease. Yeah, I said it, you're

629
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 2: that rich me. I mean you ain't gonna believe it.

630
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: I just wrote on my paper me and your wife

631
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: is in Mexico.

632
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 14: Great minds.

633
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 16: Yes, sir, baby, you'll say to your boss if you

634
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 16: hit the hear what I'm saying. I'm coming in late, yeah,

635
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 16: and I'm leaving here.

636
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 5: I like that one.

637
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.

638
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 12: You say to your boss once you hit the loddery.

639
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 12: Hell no, I ain't wearing pants no more.

640
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: I'm living my best line.

641
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, what are you gonna tell your boss?

642
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 8: You got you know what, sir.

643
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: You gotta look him in the eye. You just gotta

644
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: stare at him and say, uh, you can just kiss

645
00:31:51,680 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: me kill like just like that, just like that, just

646
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: like that?

647
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, stuff you tell your boss if you

648
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: win the lottery.

649
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't think of a little easy one. Okay,

650
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: this one, have me kids ship?

651
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: Okay, stuff you tell your boss when you win the lottery.

652
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: Steve, me and your mama outside, God, my mama, my

653
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: mo outside. But we're really out there.

654
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 16: I've been holding his end for a long time.

655
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 8: Okay, all your kids is.

656
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 7: Not the kids?

657
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 11: Come on you, okay, boss, I just wanted to lie.

658
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 11: I've been mean to say this for a long time.

659
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: You got hot ass breath.

660
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 14: I ain't saying that when I work.

661
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 11: I ain't got hot air breath.

662
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 14: He's whipping.

663
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

664
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 8: Let me going on.

665
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 2: Let him know this right here.

666
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: Stuff you tell your boss if you won the lottery.

667
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: I don't won a lotter. I might get it off

668
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: my check. Your oldest son, Davante, that's my son. I've

669
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: been waiting to tell your hand who I've been waiting

670
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 2: to tea.

671
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a dead rich man.

672
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: Come on, doggy.

673
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 5: Chirley, what is it?

674
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: And stuff you tell your boss when you win the lottery.

675
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: Steve, I just bought the company. You don't work here

676
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: no more.

677
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.

678
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. I don't work here.

679
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 5: Well, that's that's a good one.

680
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: That's a good one, Steve.

681
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: I got top that one. Now you got close it out.

682
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: I've been waiting on this one.

683
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: Stuff you tell your boss if you win the lottery.

684
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: In word, please that work.

685
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 8: Case cloth work means I just bought the company. Go

686
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:28,959
Speaker 8: downstairs and get me some coffee. He's all right, thank you, guys.

687
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: That was good as always. All right, you're listening.

688
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 7: Morning show.

689
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: It is time now for a round. And would you rather?

690
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 13: Would you rather spend one hundred days in Antarctica or.

691
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: One hundred days on the moon. One hundred days in

692
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: antarctica or one hundred days on the moon.

693
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 8: No, I'm gonna get on up there that snow and

694
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 8: the cold. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't. You don't

695
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 8: know the timpton the moon? Anybody can.

696
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,919
Speaker 2: She ain't never been to the moon.

697
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 8: I'm going up there. Ain't no damn air, Ain't no air,

698
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 8: ain't no sun. You don't know the damn temperature. Ain't

699
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 8: nobody Now you can bring come on up here to

700
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 8: this antarticle. It's gonna be hard, but you're not dropping

701
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 8: my ass off on no moon. See, somebody gonna come

702
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 8: get me at that Antarctica. I'm gonna need me some

703
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 8: rifles so I can give myself some protection. I'm gonna

704
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 8: have enough food. I don't need no refrigerator with that

705
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 8: come with clearly.

706
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: Ice cream could just sit out on the table.

707
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be sitting up in there and the crib

708
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 8: i'ma building. Antarctica gonna be so dope.

709
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 7: It's gonna be rousting, all right, So you ner.

710
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 11: Ain't going on that moon though, Well, he can say

711
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 11: that because he healthy. I can't go down.

712
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be up at the moon. I'll be looking

713
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 12: down at Antautica. That's what I would be doing. I'll

714
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 12: be up to the moon.

715
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 11: I'll be floating on me every now and that. I'll

716
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 11: be floating.

717
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: I'll be on a rover.

718
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 11: I'll be getting around the moon. I'll be up there

719
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 11: won't be cold. I'll be in my scene.

720
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: You'd be right down to that movie. Gonna be on

721
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: the road.

722
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: But that was Mars, wasn't it.

723
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got one on the moon.

724
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 13: Would you rather eat eat a camel's tongue or an ox's.

725
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 2: Tail all the time?

726
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

727
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: Camel good man, Okay, okay, so either one.

728
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 8: Camelton. I like camel toongue. I like campbell honk. All

729
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 8: of it is interesting. Cameltong, camel hon camel toe.

730
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: Fox tail.

731
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 2: Right, take a mocktail, bro, I was camel.

732
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: Cameling on now we're moving on there.

733
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 8: Interesting cameltoe is right? What you said that?

734
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 13: Would you rather have everyone know that the tails your

735
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 13: finances or the details of your love life, your money

736
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 13: or your love.

737
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 12: You want to go to Junior first, come on, I'm

738
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 12: me it ain't one. Hell now you that's it The

739
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 12: tails of your love life? Yeah, that is it, marriages,

740
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 12: honeymoon days, it's over.

741
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

742
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 2: Yeah's gonna let you'all take a little money.

743
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 8: Because it's oh really.

744
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: All right, well geez all right, thanks guys. That's today's rounded.

745
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: Would you rather you're listening?

746
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 7: Morning show?

747
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 5: All right?

748
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 13: Steve?

749
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Well, now.

750
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 2: What you about to hear.

751
00:37:53,560 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 8: Is your comedic genius, but I must play a disclaim.

752
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 8: This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna

753
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 8: ruffle a couple of feathers. So I'm just letting you

754
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 8: know this. This is j Anthony Brown.

755
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: He as it.

756
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 8: And I kind of got an idea. I don't know

757
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 8: exactly what it is, but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah,

758
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 8: but I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer that

759
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 8: no one can call us and say nothing about it.

760
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 8: I don't know exactly what he gonna do, but he

761
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 8: could ruffle some feathers, ladies and gentlemen. J Anthony Brown,

762
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 8: all right, what I'm about to do right now?

763
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 16: Every year a lot of people, good people you know,

764
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 16: meaning good have quanza parties.

765
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 8: Now, okay, let's start right there. Yes, I don't think

766
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 8: it's a lot of people. Go ahead, you must be

767
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 8: trying to build this jump up.

768
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 16: On trying trying to build it up, not a lot

769
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 16: of How about people have a Kwanza party and don't

770
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 16: a lot of people come, and they wonder why people

771
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 16: don't come. What I have is suggestions to get more

772
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 16: people to your Kwanza party. Number one, offer a free

773
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 16: dog she get to anybody.

774
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 8: Who will show up.

775
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: One size fit all.

776
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 16: Right, everybody that shows that the kwansa party, you get

777
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 16: a free bean pile. If you don't like me, give

778
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 16: you sleep potato. If you can't everybody don't like me?

779
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 16: I I love Okay, Now this one is really good.

780
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 16: This is really really good. If you have a quanza party, Steve,

781
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 16: you can demonstrate what I mean by this.

782
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 8: Do not have more than.

783
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 16: Two for loosifying brothers or sisters at your party.

784
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 8: You don't want more than two in there. You don't

785
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 8: want to, you know, brothers. Let me say this about

786
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 8: this time, this period that we partake of in this

787
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 8: a questrious moment of history defiling or the gatuatrichness, or

788
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 8: the barbariousness of what these holidays are too. That's why

789
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 8: we celebrate quansa.

790
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 17: But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that

791
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 17: we contulate at this situation, knowing that it is paregorically

792
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 17: not a capability of scientific split. Let let me interject

793
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 17: some sensibility into this conversation.

794
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 8: Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at

795
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 8: your party? Okay, it ends up the move number five.

796
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 8: Ease up, this is very important.

797
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 15: Ease up, you know what.

798
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 8: E's up me right, Ease up on the incense and sage.

799
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 10: Okay, because the black of my nose is burning. How

800
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 10: my shoes they're like I got a headache?

801
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 7: Noxious, too much.

802
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 14: My greens tastes like Saint.

803
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 8: Number two. You want number seven?

804
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 16: You want to play something other than the Lion King?

805
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 8: Ann this is vanportant.

806
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 16: The African drummers don't have to play all night.

807
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 8: Long, Okay, they don't.

808
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 16: Dinner and last, but not again, don't tell nobody it's

809
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 16: a quiz of Bundy.

810
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: Just tell Okay, I have.

811
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 7: To tell him something.

812
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 4: You can.

813
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 12: I'm having a party, surprise, I'm having a party, all right.

814
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 13: Listen, coming up right for the nephew, uh with today's

815
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 13: prank phone call that's coming.

816
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 11: Up right after this corpress smell like.

817
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.

818
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

819
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 13: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the

820
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 13: subject there is no way.

821
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: To bless this mess. Boy, this is a mess right here.

822
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear.

823
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 13: Right now the nephew in the building with today's prank

824
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 13: phone call what you got for us?

825
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: Nep I'm going deep into these archives and get as

826
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: stupid as I can get as I can be. This

827
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: right here is I want my breast back. Oh go,

828
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: what what's the matter?

829
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 4: Call you not.

830
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 2: My breast back?

831
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 15: What?

832
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 13: What?

833
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 15: What?

834
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 4: What? What?

835
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: What?

836
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 15: What?

837
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 13: What?

838
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 8: Who?

839
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: Upset?

840
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 2: What you mean? What I'm saying? I'm gonna say it again.

841
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 2: I won't my breath back.

842
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 4: And I did.

843
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: I just say it. And since we ain't together no more,

844
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: I won't my breast back.

845
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 18: What I got receipts on the breast what you're wearing

846
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 18: the breast though, But I bought the breast dough. I

847
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 18: ain't bother no butts yet. But when I boy, you

848
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 18: better hope I don't buyd What if you don't bring back.

849
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 2: Over here.

850
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: Somewhere the light of them out of here, I'm telling

851
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: you here we.

852
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 4: Go, Here we go.

853
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: I want my breast back. Let's go catch dop.

854
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach all of them. Yeah, this

855
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 4: is him. Hey, you married, you and you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes,

856
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 4: I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up?

857
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 15: No? No, no, no, no.

858
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 4: My name is Ricky. Man.

859
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 15: Have you heard about the last person that she was

860
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 15: engaged too.

861
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 4: Well, she kind of spoke briefly about you. Pray. Well

862
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 4: you know what, man?

863
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 15: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,

864
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 15: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations

865
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 15: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, okay,

866
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 15: here here's why I call. Uh. We got a situation

867
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 15: at hand that we kind of need to clear up

868
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 15: between you and I.

869
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: So what is it?

870
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 15: Me and you got a little conversation we need to

871
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 15: have about property. Well, we're talking about property? What property?

872
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,479
Speaker 4: The property we lived in? What are you talking about?

873
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 4: This is my property?

874
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 15: Okay, Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing

875
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 15: like that. Oh I got some property over there that

876
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 15: belonged to me, and I'm trying to figure out how

877
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 15: we can rectify a problem. Well, I'm quite sure. If

878
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 15: it's something I can back up whatever, you can come

879
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 15: and get it. I know, prob what do you have

880
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 15: over here? House that yours? Okay, the actual the actual

881
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 15: breast that she had belonged to me, the breast breath.

882
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 15: I bought her some breast implant. Man, I ain't know

883
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 15: nothing about no breast implant. Okay, you may not know

884
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 15: nothing about it, but the bottom line is I spent

885
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 15: ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants, and I want

886
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 15: my property back, buddy.

887
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 4: Manez No, man, you're not getting back. What are you

888
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 4: talking about? Pressing plan? I ain't know nothing about that.

889
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 15: Man, Man, I understand you not knowing about it, but

890
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 15: I'm calling you like a man explaining it to you.

891
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 15: I'm trying to let you know. You know, I bought

892
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 15: her some breasting plants. Now that's my property now, just

893
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 15: like just like when it don't work out with an engagement,

894
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 15: don't work out, you want your ring back? Well, I

895
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 15: want my breast back.

896
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, man, if you had gave up ring, you

897
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 4: can get that back. But it's just man, what do

898
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 4: you I mean? Come on, man, he ain't get back. Hey, man,

899
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 4: I'm getting them back. Oh, I'm gonna be over there

900
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 4: every other week being happy with what I am bought. No, no,

901
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 4: that ain't. That ain't what's gonna happen. No, oh, little brother,

902
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: that ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know what you're

903
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 4: calling for about thous ten thousand dollars, the breast and

904
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 4: places you ain't getting. You come over here if you

905
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 4: want to. When you with somebody, when you lose them,

906
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 4: you lose every damn thing you paid for. So if

907
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 4: you bought us and you're them, should have bought when

908
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 4: you got married. You know what I'm saying, You should

909
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 4: have waited then brought the damn tell the mine. I'm

910
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 4: gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do with

911
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 4: your breasts and plans. So your money was well spent.

912
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 4: You ain't get back. Move on in your life.

913
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 15: Hey man, you don't tell me when and when when

914
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 15: I was supposed to bytop I buy someone I feel like.

915
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 15: But the bottom line is the them breasts belong to me.

916
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 8: Now.

917
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 4: No, we're gonna want out. We're gonna somebody's gonna pay

918
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: me ten thousand dollars one way or the yether. Oh no, no,

919
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 4: you ain't getting nothing back here. Man, you got to

920
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 4: move on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up,

921
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 4: y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us. She walked

922
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 4: away with him.

923
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 8: Man, that's it.

924
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 4: That's over. I'm something. Let me say something to you.

925
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 15: Man, I'm coming over there. I'm coming over there and

926
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 15: have a conversation with Madison about this, because that's who

927
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 15: evidently i'll need.

928
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 4: To talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.

929
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 4: You talking to me like you say, man, the man,

930
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 4: I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost. Man,

931
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 4: you don't get nothing. I've even get my number. You

932
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 4: get my Let me get your number so I can

933
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 4: call you back when she on no way home. My

934
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 4: number on the break, that's number on the brush, ten

935
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 4: thousand dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well i'm'na check it.

936
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 4: I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna look at

937
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 4: it every day because you ain't getting nothing back brother

938
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 4: than mine. Get lost. Man, it's over. Let me ask

939
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 4: you this, man. Have you even bought the ring for

940
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 4: Madison yet? Yeah? About the ring? That's what you do

941
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 4: when you get engaged. That Hey, the ring is bought, brother,

942
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: Why you word how much? Ring? Calls about eight nine

943
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 4: thousand dollars? That nice ring?

944
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 15: See the breast costs morning, the damn ring.

945
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 4: You're a cheatment man, Man, hu Man, I mean that

946
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 4: about the ring you're talking about. Look, dude, she's gone

947
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 4: then brush ain't yourge no more? Man, you don't get

948
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 4: back here. If it was a wing, a pair of

949
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 4: shoes or something, I eat that back. So what now?

950
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 4: What not? Hey? Man?

951
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 15: All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm finna come

952
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 15: over there and have a conversation with matters about my

953
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 15: breast because the breast bloss to me, you're not coming

954
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 15: over here and getting nothing. She ain't even here, But

955
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 15: you can bring your over here. You come over here

956
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 15: with your chest pushed out them and push it back

957
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 15: in for your brother, John, I got two breasts over there.

958
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 15: You telling me five thousand dollars?

959
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 4: I want both of them? Man, Look, you ain't getting

960
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 4: who the excuse you? You call every ex girlfriend you

961
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 4: break up with walking back. I call the ones that

962
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: I'm out and bought breast for. Thank you.

963
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 15: That's a good damn wedding gift. I guess he don't Hey, man,

964
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 15: don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch my

965
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 15: damn breasts?

966
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 2: You know?

967
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 4: Man, Look here, man, I don't know who they are. Man, Hey,

968
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 4: you even get on my line? Man, who is this?

969
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 15: I'm the person that own the breast?

970
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 4: Do you know who this is?

971
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 8: In here?

972
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 4: You don't own nothing over here? Man, You didn't took

973
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 4: the loss on there. Brother, You ain't took a straight

974
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 4: loss on there. Man, you got set fighting? Who is this?

975
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 10: Man?

976
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 15: You lost your man calling my phone. I'm gonna tell

977
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 15: you right now who this is?

978
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 10: Your pot?

979
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 15: Now?

980
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: Ye, I don't want who is this? This is nephew Thomas,

981
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning Show, Your girl Madison got me the

982
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 4: brank Paul call you? Oh man, boy, you ain't.

983
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 15: There's cold?

984
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 4: But where you cold? Man? There's somebody but them? Is

985
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 4: they real? How of here?

986
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 15: I know you're supposed to know what you married.

987
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 4: I don't know why you.

988
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 15: Know?

989
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 4: I'm still what you talking about? You busting man? You've

990
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 4: still got me messed up? Real all fake?

991
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 8: You sound like that.

992
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 4: Where y'all cold?

993
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 15: Man?

994
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 4: Y'all y'all need to stop that. Man, But I listened

995
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: to you last people. You gotta laugh myself.

996
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 15: I never thought i'd get got Well, what's the baddest

997
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 15: radio show man, Steve Harven Money Show.

998
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 4: That's the truth.

999
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 15: You've got me, good Man, You got.

1000
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 12: Me, good Man?

1001
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 2: Was that stupid enough? Yes, that's all I need to hear.

1002
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: Crazy that though, like you could be more stupid?

1003
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 4: You know what?

1004
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 8: I keep pushing.

1005
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: That's actually frightened.

1006
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what, exactly right.

1007
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 2: I keep pushing myself to see if I can just

1008
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: how much more stupid can I actually be?

1009
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 8: And you can't?

1010
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: Crazy and worshiping, I think we could take crazy. Coming

1011
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: up next, Today's Strawberry Letter, subject to there is no

1012
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: way to bless this mess. We'll get into it right

1013
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1014
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 13: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

1015
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 13: advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please

1016
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 13: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey f M dot

1017
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 13: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Anything you want to

1018
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 13: add to that, Steve like you did yesterday.

1019
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 8: No, not really, just you know knowing that when you

1020
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 8: asked Shirley for advice, hers will be advice.

1021
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 2: I'm not here for that all the time.

1022
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 8: Sometime it's just tag you it buck.

1023
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 5: All right.

1024
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 13: Well, if you do send us a letter, we could

1025
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 13: be reading it on the air, just like we're going

1026
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 13: to read this one live right now.

1027
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 7: That is from Shame.

1028
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's for you.

1029
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: Buggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you.

1030
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 4: Here.

1031
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 13: It is scraw up every letter subject. There's no way

1032
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 13: to bless this mess. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been kicked

1033
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 13: out of my church, and I need some advice. I

1034
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 13: attended a very messy church, and if you did not

1035
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 13: do the things the way the pastor thought you should,

1036
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 13: he would call you out. I have had a few

1037
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 13: run INDs with him over stuff I post on my

1038
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 13: personal Facebook page, and I told him I could post

1039
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 13: what I want on my Facebook page and it has

1040
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 13: nothing to do with him or the church.

1041
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure.

1042
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 13: The real problem was the fact that I was sleeping

1043
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 13: with one of the deacons, but the pastor couldn't say

1044
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 13: anything because everybody knew he was having an affair. So

1045
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 13: the pastor and I had words, and I cursed him

1046
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 13: out and he excommunicated me. I did not care, and

1047
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 13: I joined a new church, but I was still messing

1048
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 13: with the deacon at my old church. Then I found

1049
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 13: out the deacon was messing with two more ladies that

1050
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 13: I was real cool with that church. All of us

1051
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 13: found out about each other and we were mad. I

1052
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 13: told them that I would handle the deacon, and that's

1053
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 13: just what I did. I went through my phone and

1054
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 13: found several pictures of the deacon's male part and texted

1055
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 13: the pictures to the pastor and the other deacons.

1056
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: I waited all what.

1057
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 13: I waited a few days and I called the pastor

1058
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 13: to see if the deacon was going to be excommunicated

1059
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 13: like I was.

1060
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: He told me that I was the problem, not the deacon.

1061
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 13: Because of that, I marched right back up to my

1062
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 13: old church this past Sunday, and I dared the pastor

1063
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 13: to say anything to me the horrors. Deacon has found

1064
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 13: a new church, But all of the other deacons were

1065
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 13: looking all scared when they saw me after service. This

1066
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,919
Speaker 13: pastor said he would have me arrested if I came back.

1067
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 13: Do you think he has the right to do that.

1068
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 13: I should be able to worship wherever I want to,

1069
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 13: and this is my church home, no matter how messy

1070
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 13: it is.

1071
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: What should I do?

1072
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 8: Wow?

1073
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 4: You want?

1074
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 15: You want?

1075
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: You want advice from from us? You want you want advice,

1076
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: What can we tell you?

1077
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 13: How can we advise you? You don't even listen to

1078
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 13: your pastor. You don't even listen to him in your

1079
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 13: own home church. As you put it, Uh, I can't

1080
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 13: believe you. I mean, you, your pastor and the deacon,

1081
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,959
Speaker 13: you're all just just a mess.

1082
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: That church too.

1083
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 12: Uh.

1084
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 14: It is crazy.

1085
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: If you're a member of a church, you should at

1086
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: least and you go regularly, you call that your church home.

1087
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: You should at.

1088
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 13: Least be getting something out of it, some kind of Jesus,

1089
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 13: something out of the servants.

1090
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: Something you sound like.

1091
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 13: You know, you're proud and not the least bit of

1092
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 13: shame that you're sleeping with the deacon in the church,

1093
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 13: or that you cursed out the pastor of the church,

1094
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 13: or that you texted the deacons naked pictures to the

1095
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 13: pastor and the other deacons.

1096
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 5: This what are you doing?

1097
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 4: What are you doing? You need?

1098
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 7: What would you say, Tommy?

1099
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: That's not God?

1100
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not, absolutely not.

1101
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 4: I mean.

1102
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 13: You need to stop, seriously, you need to stop. You

1103
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 13: need to get yourself together. Okay, you need you really

1104
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 13: need Jesus. You need Jesus. You don't need to go

1105
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 13: to any more churches if it's not helping you. Okay,

1106
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 13: you know I gotta tell you, like I said, get

1107
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 13: yourself together. Come on, sister, repent as for forgiveness for

1108
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 13: what all the stuff you have done before you get

1109
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 13: kicked out of this.

1110
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: New church, because if you can, you know, if you

1111
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: keep doing the same stuff, you're gonna kicked out until

1112
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: you get it.

1113
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Speaker 13: And yes, the pastor can ask you not to post

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Speaker 13: certain things on your Facebook page if you know, if

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00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 13: they're not no matter what they are, but if they

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Speaker 13: don't reflect who you should be as a Christian.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're gonna give me my picture.

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00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, I agree technically with what you said, and I

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00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 8: think you were correct in what you were saying if

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Speaker 8: we were talking about a real situation. But this ain't real.

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00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 8: There is no way to bless this mess. The whole

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00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:57,240
Speaker 8: letter screams of what the hell is it? Dear Stephen?

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Speaker 2: Should it?

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Speaker 8: I've been kicked out of my church and I need

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Speaker 8: some advice right there. When a person is kicked out

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00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 8: of a church, you think, oh my god, what does

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00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 8: she do?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 8: Then she said it, I attend a very messy church.

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Speaker 8: And if you don't do things and wait till the

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Speaker 8: pastor thought you should. He'll call you out.

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Speaker 2: So you're sitting up there, it's Sunday. You done got dressed,

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Speaker 2: you donna come down now.

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Speaker 8: I want to bring to your attention, sister parnell Or,

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00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 8: who is a disruptive foce in our congregation. So you

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00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 8: have some run ends with him. You've had run ends

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Speaker 8: with your pastor over some stuff I post on my

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Speaker 8: personal Facebook page.

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00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 4: How he know?

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00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: I told him I can post what I want on

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Speaker 2: my page.

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00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,479
Speaker 8: It ain't got nothing to do with him on the church.

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00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 8: And then you said, I'm sure that the real problem

1144
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 8: is the fact that I'm sleeping one of the deacons.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, you diagnosed the problem with your Facebook page.

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00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 2: I got so much to say in this letter. This

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00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 2: whole thing is a mess, and I have a solution

1149
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 2: for it.

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00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, will hang on. We'll be back with

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Speaker 1: part two of your response at twenty three minutes after

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00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: the hour, subject of today's Strawberry Letter. There's no way

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00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: to bless this mess, and we'll get back into it

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: right after this.

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00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.

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00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 13: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letter.

1157
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 13: Subject there's no way to bless this mess.

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00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 8: This lady is a member of a messy church, hearing

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00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 8: the pass and has some runey in his old stuff.

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00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 8: She posted, he told she told him, I post what

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00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 8: I want on my page. Ain't got no do what

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00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 8: you ought to catch.

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00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 8: But then she diagnosed the reason that they having the

1165
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 8: real problem with her is because she's sleeping one of

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00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 8: the deacons. But then she say, but the pastor couldn't

1167
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 8: say anything to you about you sleeping with the deacon

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00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 8: because everybody knows that he's having an affair. So the

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00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 8: pastor and I had words. Okay, now they've had several

1170
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 8: run ins about the postings. Right then she turns around

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00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 8: and says, the pastor and I had words, and I

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00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 8: cussed him out. Wow, cussed your pastor out. But he's

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00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 8: pastor that's having the affair, that fronts people out in church.

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00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: So as he leads, y'all follow.

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00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 8: So see, since he fronts people in church, y'all ain't

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00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 8: got no problem fronting him. People followed like they lead.

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Speaker 8: I cussed him out, he excommunicated me. I ain't care.

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Speaker 2: I joined the new church.

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Speaker 5: I ain't care.

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00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 8: Because I went and got a new church, but I

1181
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 8: was still messing with the deacon at my old church.

1182
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 8: Then she found out that the deacon was messing with

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00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 8: two mold ladies that you was cool with at the church,

1184
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 8: and all y'all found out about each other.

1185
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 2: We was mad.

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00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 8: So then you, being the ring leader, had helper. You said,

1187
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 8: I told you hed helper. When you messing, you had help.

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00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 8: I told them I would handle the deacon, and that's

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Speaker 8: just what I did. I went through my phone found

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Speaker 8: several pictures of the deacon's male parts. Wait a minute,

1191
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 8: but what kind of deacon is this? What church you

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Speaker 8: go to? You found some pictures of male parts and

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01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 8: text to pictures to the pastor and the other deacons. Now,

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01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 8: hold on, let me tell you something. Just being a man,

1195
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 8: if you get a message from a woman, you go, okay,

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01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 8: all right, what's happening, and it says, you know, download

1197
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 8: or something like that, or images, and you pop it

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Speaker 8: up and a man.

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Speaker 2: Thing is on there.

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Speaker 8: Oh my good lord. We really don't know how to

1201
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 8: respond in either way, the happy position or the sad position.

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01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 8: We don't know what to say, but we do recognize

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01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 8: right away that it is not us. We're very from

1204
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 8: the us. Of course, I waited a few days and

1205
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 8: I called a pastor to see if the deacon was

1206
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 8: gonna be excommunicated like I was.

1207
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 7: So you want the old.

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01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 2: Pastor that's having the affair.

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Speaker 8: There's boys with his deacon board that you just sent

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01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 8: a picture of your deacon lover's male parts to the

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Speaker 8: pastor and the other deacons, and then you call see

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Speaker 8: if he gonna get excommunicated like I was.

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01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 2: He told me that I was the problem. Got Hell's

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01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 2: going on? You the problem, not the deacon.

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01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: Where is Jesus?

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01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 5: Did?

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Speaker 8: She said that I'm marched right back up to my

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Speaker 8: old church. This let's do this in this letter. Stop

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01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 8: saying church. This is not a church. This is a

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Speaker 8: gathering spot that has a cross hanging up in it somewhere.

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01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 8: This is not a church. This is a gathering spot

1222
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 8: that has a cross hanging in it somewhere.

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Speaker 2: This is not a church. This is not the Lord's house.

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Speaker 8: The Lord ain't in it. Sure is absolutely right. Well,

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01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 8: ain't no Jesus that you ain't mentioned the word. He

1226
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 8: a good preacher, he lead us, He'll do nothing. So

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Speaker 8: you went back up to my old church and the dad,

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Speaker 8: the pastor to say anything to me, say it the

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Speaker 8: Horrish deacon, Horris, the whole deacon. He has found a

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Speaker 8: new church. But all the other deacons was looking all

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Speaker 8: scared when they saw me. Oh here she come on,

1232
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Speaker 8: she tripping After service. Pastor said he would have me

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Speaker 8: arrested if I came back here all this and here

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01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 8: go to course? She said, do you think he has

1235
01:02:50,760 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 8: the right to do that? You so messy you don't

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01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 8: even worry about the mess Do you think he has.

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01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 2: The right to do that? Have your rested? I should

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01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 2: be did then that?

1239
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 8: Can he do that?

1240
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 2: I should be able to worship wherever I want.

1241
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: To Worship's worshiping?

1242
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Speaker 2: Where have y'all worshiped in this entire letter.

1243
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 8: Unless the name of this church is Sodom and Gomorro's city,

1244
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 8: Oh my god, the worship?

1245
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: All right, listen post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter

1247
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 13: and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Okay, uh,

1248
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 13: don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter and podcast

1249
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 13: the podcast on demand.

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Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1251
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny. Come on, junior,

1252
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: truth be told.

1253
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Speaker 12: I'm gonna say this for some churches. What's out here though,

1254
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 12: that need to have testimony? Time really cut out? Truth

1255
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 12: be told. If your church don't have internet, you don't

1256
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 12: need to be having testimony because these testimonies are getting

1257
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 12: too long.

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Speaker 1: They need a screener that needs somebody to sit down

1259
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: too much time.

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Speaker 12: Let me hear your testimony and we will decide whether

1261
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 12: you need to see it in front of everybody.

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01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 14: Because you've got people who go up there and want

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01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 14: to test the fight.

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01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 12: You can tell the ones who testimony not gonna be

1265
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 12: good because they're too anxious to get the money. Yeah,

1266
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 12: they head shake it in life, the should and jumping.

1267
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 12: They jumping up like they got a game or something

1268
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 12: like they got a warm up on. And then they

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01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 12: get up there and the testimony. I want to speak

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Speaker 12: to the Lord about my toe. This toe had been

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01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 12: hurting me. We don't really need them no more.

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01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 14: I'm just asking, can we get some screeners or we

1273
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 14: have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us

1274
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 14: got stuff to do.

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01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 12: Now we're sitting up here holding up in church because

1276
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 12: you talking about your toe or how good somebody got

1277
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 12: there one time?

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01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 8: No, lie, shut it.

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Speaker 2: Tell five.

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Speaker 12: I've been praying for Israel, And I'm saying to myself,

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01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 12: you ain't never been to Israel. Why the hell is

1282
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 12: you up there prayer? How you get the Hollo Lord

1283
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 12: talk to you about Israel?

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Speaker 8: Where you get that from?

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Speaker 14: I just want to go to gaming is home. I

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01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 14: don't want to just sit in here no more. Hear

1287
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 14: your testimony that ain't about nothing. You ain't got an amen.

1288
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 12: You ain't got to go ahead or let him use

1289
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 12: You ain't nobody saying nothing.

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Speaker 14: You shut down three hundred eighty five people by.

1291
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Speaker 12: Yourself, You shut down an entire church pastor. Ain't saying nothing.

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Speaker 12: We need, no, we need, we need a testimony. Mike Snatches.

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Speaker 12: I'm signing up because if.

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Speaker 14: I don't like got I'm coming up there.

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Speaker 12: You know Paulo got saying, man just need to have

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Speaker 12: a testimonial, Mike Snatcher.

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Speaker 14: That's all I'm saying all.

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Speaker 11: I'm just saying, I just.

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Speaker 1: Want to get that out there.

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Speaker 8: How long is it's gonna go on?

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Speaker 15: Huh?

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01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 14: Well, problem, Jake, we keep back like you ain't. We

1303
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 14: didn't took up this offer. We've been here since.

1304
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Speaker 5: Talking game is on. The game is over.

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Speaker 12: You ain't getting nobody say go ahead there you go. Amen,

1306
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 12: you can't get nobody agree with you. Your testimony is

1307
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 12: not somebody anything. I'm just saying, why you.

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01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 1: Get to talk at that long man?

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Speaker 14: We need a testimony of Mike snatching. I'm telling you this.

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Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening.

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Speaker 7: To Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 13: Lillian on STEVEHARBFM dot com writes, my ex husband and

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Speaker 13: I agreed that our fifteen year old son would have

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Speaker 13: to save up to buy a new game system, but

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Speaker 13: over the weekend he bought it for him. When our

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Speaker 13: son came home with it, I told him he wouldn't

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Speaker 13: be allowed to use it at my house until he

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Speaker 13: could prove to me that he saved an amount equal

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Speaker 13: to the cost of the console. Now he's mad at

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Speaker 13: me and wants to move to his dad's, which, of

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Speaker 13: course my ex is happy about. I feel like I'm

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Speaker 13: being made into the enemy here, but it's my ex

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Speaker 13: who went against our agreement.

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Speaker 1: Back me up here. Did I do the right thing

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Speaker 1: insisting that our team puts in the work.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you do the right thing, But your your husband

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Speaker 8: played you with the Disney Dad things and they do.

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Speaker 8: That's what whoever doesn't have general custody of the kid,

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01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 8: every time they see the kid, they become the Disney

1331
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 8: parent like everything is who he ain't over here during

1332
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 8: the day that they grind and getting me ready to

1333
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 8: school and everything. So now he took his son out

1334
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 8: here and bought in this thing so he can be

1335
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 8: the Disney dad. And he wrote, Now your son wants

1336
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 8: moving with his daddy now because it's all the way

1337
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 8: you hear the right things right, right right, But he

1338
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 8: don't know that when he get over there, it's gonna

1339
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 8: get it's gonna turn into real life over there too.

1340
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 8: So your son, of course he wants to go where

1341
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 8: it looks like the Roads of Least Resistance and obstretched

1342
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 8: fun and all that. He but that ain't gonna be

1343
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,759
Speaker 8: like that because he gonna get over there and realize,

1344
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 8: Daddy don't do everything mama like. He ain't gonna be

1345
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 8: eating regular those ain't gonna be clean. For your room

1346
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 8: ain't gonna look like it looks. You know, it's gonna

1347
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 8: be a little different you get over there with daddy.

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01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 4: Man.

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01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh, he thinking he just gonna get over there and

1350
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: get PlayStations.

1351
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 11: Yeah, if you tried that with me too.

1352
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 12: I need to PlayStation fast, I said, But your grade,

1353
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 12: said a tario though, what your grades tended me. I

1354
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 12: don't know what you think PlayStation five is, but your

1355
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 12: grades truly say packed me.

1356
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 2: That's what I hear.

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01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 5: That's what I'm seeing the eighties.

1358
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what he giving me.

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01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 5: Pho DS.

1360
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 11: What you gonna do with foe D PlayStation five?

1361
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 15: Pho D.

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01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 8: He don't even need no attar, he just need a

1363
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 8: deck of gold fish call.

1364
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 2: Calls.

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01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: I was a good dad, wisdom junior.

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01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 4: I love it.

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01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 10: I love.

1368
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: All right, So we have time for another one.

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01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:41,639
Speaker 13: Steve V on Facebook says, my husband and I moved

1370
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 13: across the country so we could be closer to his

1371
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 13: parents after they moved when his dad took a new job.

1372
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 13: I was able to find a job pretty quickly in

1373
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 13: my field, but my husband's work required him to travel

1374
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 13: back to their office across the country once a week

1375
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 13: for the foreseeable future. Now, he's decided to get a

1376
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 13: small apartment in the town where we were living and

1377
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 13: is only flying home every other weekend. Then last week

1378
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 13: he said he had some work to take care of

1379
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 13: and that he couldn't come that weekend, which means.

1380
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 1: We'll be apart for a month.

1381
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,959
Speaker 13: I'm super insecure about our relationship now and don't understand

1382
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 13: why he moved us here.

1383
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: Am I missing something? Should I be concerned about the

1384
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:23,799
Speaker 1: future of our marriage?

1385
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 8: First of all, I don't know. Nobody can moved to

1386
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 8: be closer to your parents just because they moved. Now,

1387
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 8: if your mom and daddy's sick and you got to

1388
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 8: go over there and take care of him, I got you.

1389
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 8: But you just moved over there because your mom and

1390
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 8: daddy moved. But now the trick move is he got

1391
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,120
Speaker 8: you over there. Now he's back at the Kreb with

1392
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 8: an apartment. Oh man, now you ain't coming home now?

1393
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 8: You over there with his mom and daddy. Boy, that's

1394
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 8: that's a snick mess.

1395
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 2: He pool, I say, And that's what she want?

1396
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 4: Now?

1397
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 1: Should should be concerned? Is she missing something?

1398
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 5: Well?

1399
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 15: Wha?

1400
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 8: What did you already concerned? Yea, what you're talking about?

1401
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 8: Should I be concerned? You wrote the letter? Your husband

1402
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 8: got an apartment, you don't live there. Should I be concerned?

1403
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 8: I don't even know you, and I'm concerned?

1404
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 2: It's the Yeah this is and he got an apartment?

1405
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 7: Come on, man, yeah, we definitely should be concerned.

1406
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: And move back if you can. All right, Thank you, Steve.

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01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 13: More of today's trending stories coming up on the Steve

1408
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show at about twenty minutes after the hour

1409
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:48,719
Speaker 13: right after.

1410
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 7: This you're listening Morning show.

1411
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:54,600
Speaker 4: All right.

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01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 13: So, this couple in Singapore had a KFC themed wedding.

1413
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 13: You know about a lot of interestingly themed weddings, but

1414
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 13: this one was KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken themed wedding, complete

1415
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 13: with KFC buffet and a fried chicken bouquet for the bride.

1416
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,480
Speaker 1: The couple met on a dating.

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01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 13: App and went to KFC for their first in person date,

1418
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 13: so the bride insisted on having her wedding at that

1419
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 13: same KFC. The wedding was set to cost about twenty

1420
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 13: three hundred dollars, but KFC ended up covering half of

1421
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 13: the food costs and provided KFC branded decorations. The happy

1422
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:37,560
Speaker 13: bride thanked KFC and called her wedding day memorable and

1423
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 13: the wedding of my dreams in a Facebook post. So, Steve,

1424
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 13: if you had a fast food themed wedding, which restaurant

1425
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 13: would you choose?

1426
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,840
Speaker 1: You got Popeyes, Wendy.

1427
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 8: Say, let me tell y'all, y'all dream, try to dream

1428
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 8: bigger than that.

1429
01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 2: Chicken dolls. Yeah, chicken is not that good?

1430
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 8: And where if we having this wed net in this

1431
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 8: damn restaurant, all them tables is drilled into the ground.

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01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 15: It is.

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01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: Remember old Slaughden got a hot We'll never forget that.

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01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,879
Speaker 2: Oooh that's a poe ass wed in the KFC.

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01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh look at her bouquet, I see it.

1436
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 2: Is he dressed up like the colonel? What are you looking?

1437
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 13: No, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1438
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 13: at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1439
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather right after this?

1440
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now

1441
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 13: for around And would you rather? Would you rather spend

1442
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 13: one hundred days in Antarctica or one hundred days on

1443
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 13: the moon. One hundred days in Antarctica or one hundred

1444
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 13: days on the Moon.

1445
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 8: Now, I'm gonna get on up there in that snow

1446
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 8: and the call oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't You

1447
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 8: don't know the temperature.

1448
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 2: On the moon, anybody, you ain't never been to the Moon.

1449
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 2: I'm going up there.

1450
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 8: Ain't no damn air, ain't no air, ain't no sun

1451
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 8: you don't know the damn temperature. Ain't nobody now you

1452
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 8: can bring come on up here to this antarctica. It's

1453
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,600
Speaker 8: gonna be hard. You're not dropping my ass off on

1454
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 8: no MOONA see, somebody gonna come get me at that antarctical.

1455
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 8: I'm gonna need me some rifles so i can give

1456
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 8: myself some protection. I'm gonna have enough food. I don't

1457
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 8: need no refrigerator that come with.

1458
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:39,759
Speaker 1: Clearly ice cream could just sit out on the table.

1459
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,800
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be sitting up in there and the crib

1460
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,840
Speaker 8: i'mna building. Antarctica gonna be.

1461
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 2: So dope.

1462
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,640
Speaker 1: Rosting, all right.

1463
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 8: Snap, Shore ain't going.

1464
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,679
Speaker 11: On that moon though, Well he can say that because

1465
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 11: he healthy. I can't go down.

1466
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be to the moon. I'll be looking down

1467
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 12: at an order to do That's what I would be doing.

1468
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 12: I'll be up to that moon.

1469
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 11: I'll be floating, floating. Chat on me every now and that.

1470
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 11: I'll be floating. I'll be on a rover.

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01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 2: I'll be getting around the moon.

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01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 11: I'll be up there, won't be colder. I'll be in

1473
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 11: my city.

1474
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 2: You'll be right down to that moon. You gonna be

1475
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,439
Speaker 2: on the rover that was Mars, wasn't it.

1476
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, they got one on the moon.

1477
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 8: Okay.

1478
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:31,360
Speaker 13: Would you rather eat eat a camel's tongue or an

1479
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:32,640
Speaker 13: ox's tail.

1480
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 5: All the time?

1481
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1482
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 8: Camel good man?

1483
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,839
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, so either.

1484
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 8: One camelton I like camel tongue, I like campbell honk.

1485
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 8: All of it is interesting. Cameltong camel honk, camel tooe.

1486
01:15:53,000 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 8: I still right, take a mocktail, bro camel. What's moving on?

1487
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 7: Now?

1488
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 8: We're moving on? Very interesting? Cambell told us a right

1489
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 8: good what you said that?

1490
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 13: Would you rather have everyone know the details of your

1491
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 13: finances or the details of your love life, your money

1492
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:16,639
Speaker 13: or your love.

1493
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 7: You want to go to junior?

1494
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:21,240
Speaker 5: First?

1495
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 11: Come on, I'm be it ain't one hey, now.

1496
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,680
Speaker 4: You that's it?

1497
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: Theails of your love life?

1498
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 15: That is it?

1499
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 11: Man, marriages all honeymoon stage.

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01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:38,280
Speaker 8: It's oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let y'all take a

1501
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 8: little money because uh.

1502
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 14: It's oh really.

1503
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:48,679
Speaker 13: All right, well geez all right, thanks guys.

1504
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,880
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded.

1505
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 13: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after

1506
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 13: it's our last break of the day, we'll have some

1507
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,599
Speaker 13: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey, Right,

1508
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 13: after you're listening.

1509
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 7: Morning show, right, see if you have some closing remarks you.

1510
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:07,640
Speaker 1: Want to take us home with you know what.

1511
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 8: My closing remarks today, I mean, you know this one

1512
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:19,520
Speaker 8: hit hits home with me often. But this affects everybody

1513
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 8: because everybody experiences some form of hate. It is amazing, though,

1514
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:35,120
Speaker 8: because now hate is running rampant at an all time high.

1515
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 8: I've never seen it this way, and I'm sixty one

1516
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 8: years old. I've never seen hate at this level before.

1517
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,760
Speaker 8: And one of the main contributors to hate it just

1518
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,440
Speaker 8: happens to be something that was meant to share information

1519
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 8: at a rapid pace, which was the Internet. It was

1520
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,879
Speaker 8: a way to google and research and find and spread information,

1521
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 8: and it has been so misused and abused it is

1522
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 8: now created a time that I've yet seen in my life,

1523
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 8: and I suffer from it just like everybody else does.

1524
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:14,639
Speaker 5: Hate.

1525
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 8: Man, it's just people, and because of the Internet, because

1526
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,120
Speaker 8: somebody can make a little bit of money off of

1527
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:27,680
Speaker 8: eyeballs on their site, they don't care what they do

1528
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 8: to get the eyeballs. They don't care what they do.

1529
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 8: They don't care who they hurt, they don't care who

1530
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 8: they bring down. They don't care anything about damage. They

1531
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 8: don't care anything about that. It's such a selfish thing

1532
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 8: that people do.

1533
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:47,840
Speaker 2: But let me say this to you.

1534
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 8: If I were you, when you participate in the art,

1535
01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 8: the skill for art of hating, when you take time

1536
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 8: to manifest yourself through the act of hatred, when you

1537
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 8: intentionally do stuff to someone in the form of hate,

1538
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 8: you have to be careful because here is one guarantee

1539
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 8: it's going to come back to you. You can't. Whatever

1540
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,360
Speaker 8: you put out returns. If you put out prayer, the

1541
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 8: answer to prayer returns. If you put out love, more

1542
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 8: people will love you. If you stick out your hand

1543
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 8: to shake hands, more people will shake hands with you.

1544
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 8: If you put out hate, I promise you hate is

1545
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 8: going to come your way. The sad thing about it

1546
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 8: is people think that because if they hide behind the

1547
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:53,720
Speaker 8: anonymity of a fake page or a private page, that

1548
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 8: that clears them. Well, it doesn't. The sad thing, young

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Speaker 8: people is and when you hate, hate doesn't necessarily come

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01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 8: back to you the exact way you put it out.

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01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 2: It comes back to you in a negative form.

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01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,799
Speaker 8: Just because you talked about somebody else don't mean somebody

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01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 8: gonna talk about you. It could be you never hear

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01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 8: them talking about you, but they plant something about you

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01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,920
Speaker 8: that stops you from moving forward. They say something about

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01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 8: you that causes you not to get the promotion. They

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01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 8: say something about you that causes you to have a breakup.

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01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 8: They say something about you that causes your kids to

1559
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 8: look at you crazy. You can't spend your time hating

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01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 8: people and think nothing's going to happen to you. Hate

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01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:42,920
Speaker 8: is such a wasted form of information. If you could

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01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 8: take the time that it took for you to hate

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01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,960
Speaker 8: on a person and put it towards the uplift and

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01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 8: edification of yourself, you actually could turn yourself into something.

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01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:55,439
Speaker 2: You really could.

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01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 8: But you're spending so much time in the destruction of others.

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01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,840
Speaker 8: You think that builds you up, You think that's going

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01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:07,800
Speaker 8: to get you somewhere. It doesn't. Man, it's a sad

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01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:11,800
Speaker 8: place we're in right now. It's a very sad place.

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01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,120
Speaker 8: And the reason we have so much hate right now

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01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:21,760
Speaker 8: is because hatred begets hatred. You got so much of

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01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 8: it going around that so much of it got to

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01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,559
Speaker 8: come around. You got so much of it coming around

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01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 8: that so much more of it has to go out

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01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 8: back around. It's called karma. It's called do unto others

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Speaker 8: as you would have them do unto you. People think

1577
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 8: that scripture, You thought that was just on the back

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01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 8: of a Sunday school class card. No, sir, Reid, it

1579
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 8: applies to you as a full fledged adult. Do unto others. See,

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01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:54,080
Speaker 8: this is a principle of God. This is why we're

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01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,760
Speaker 8: really missing it about hate. Do unto others as you

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01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 8: would have them do unto you. So now if you

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01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:08,800
Speaker 8: do unto others in form of hate, that's what you're

1584
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:12,920
Speaker 8: asking to be done to you. But the incredible thing

1585
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:16,040
Speaker 8: of it is it comes back to you in some

1586
01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 8: other form. You think, because you've hidden behind a fake

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01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:24,759
Speaker 8: page or a fake ig account or a private page,

1588
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:30,679
Speaker 8: that that clears you. It doesn't clear you. It doesn't.

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01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:35,879
Speaker 8: It manifests itself in your life in so many ways,

1590
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 8: and you all you can look. All you got to

1591
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 8: do is look at a person's position, and it oftentimes

1592
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 8: explains something about them. If you see a personator I

1593
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:56,840
Speaker 8: always hating and ain't ever happy, that just sends a

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01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 8: signal to me that he's spread a bunch of.

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01:22:58,880 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 2: Discord in his life.

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01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,479
Speaker 8: So now he ain't happy or she ain't happy. Young people,

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01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,880
Speaker 8: you would do yourself for great service if you would

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01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 8: get out of the hate business. Because here's the other thing.

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01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:17,559
Speaker 8: You can't stop nothing that God has for somebody else.

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Speaker 8: Try as you may, you will fail. Listen to me,

1601
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:28,760
Speaker 8: hatred is such a useless emotion. Take hate out your life.

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01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:32,000
Speaker 8: Stop hating, and when you get hated on handle it.

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01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,720
Speaker 8: Just handle it, stay on the wall. Those are my

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01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 8: clothing remarks.

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Speaker 2: Drop it drop, have a great weekend.

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