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Speaker 1: Drug test. Drug test. This is phase. I think it's

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Speaker 1: phase drug test. Yeah, Allen, Faye, Allen, Faye, Allen drug test.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. All right, let's go, cat dog Faye,

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Speaker 1: Allen drug test. Let's go. What is it about. It's

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Speaker 1: a drug test. When you got a name like Faith,

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Speaker 1: come on, you got to say the whole name out. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And do you know a Fate that won't cut you out?

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Speaker 1: Do you know anything that won't cut you out? Everybody

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Speaker 1: I know will cuts you out. Matter of fact, in

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Speaker 1: my teenage years, y'all won't believe this. Her name was

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Speaker 1: Fate used to cut my hair. You know who? You

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Speaker 1: know who mama? That was Isaiah Washington. His mama used

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Speaker 1: to cut my hair. Yeah. Yeah. She was a barber

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Speaker 1: in Houston, Miss Fake, Miss Fait was beautiful person. Man,

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Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Miss Fate, love your girl. She was outstanding.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go, Faye Allen drug test.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay please.

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Speaker 2: This is she.

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Speaker 1: Hello, This is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,

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Speaker 1: now you have been on probation for a little over

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Speaker 1: a year now.

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Speaker 2: All right, Faith, Yes, sir, you're correct.

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Speaker 1: Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: giving you a call. Actually, I'm bringing you a bit

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Speaker 1: of bad news. And I hate to do this, but

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Speaker 1: you you came in, Faye, a couple a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am

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Speaker 1: I right?

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Speaker 2: All right now.

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Speaker 1: Fay, I don't. I hate to bring bring you some

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Speaker 1: bad news, but the actual drug test that you took

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Speaker 1: has come back positive.

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Speaker 2: Oh you said, that's a lot, that's a lot. That's

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now, you came in

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, you took a drug test.

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Speaker 1: This drug test is actually coming in positive. Now what

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Speaker 1: I want to say to you is this you're going

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Speaker 1: to have to Actually.

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Speaker 2: Sir, my chest wasn't time to them. You got first.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I either need you to come

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Speaker 1: in to me or I don't, And I don't want

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Speaker 1: out to pick you up.

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Speaker 2: Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave

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Speaker 1: And was good, ma'am. Right now, I got you. You

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Speaker 1: up positive ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Now you're gonna if they use your if they use mine.

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Speaker 1: We used the one that you brought us now must have.

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Speaker 2: Been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no

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Speaker 1: Me, ma'am. I don't want to have it right to jail.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know where you were called me, which

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Speaker 2: is nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you were calling me. I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: have gave you no bad that's.

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Speaker 1: Not me, you suld fly. You have to come in

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Speaker 1: and do another three months.

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Speaker 2: Now, Oh, sir, I can come pick me up. I

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Speaker 2: can sell you right now. I can in your hand

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Speaker 2: if you want me to.

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Speaker 1: Ma'am. Your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know any other way to explain

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Speaker 1: it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again.

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Speaker 2: Suirs, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 2: I've been cleaned for a year and some months now.

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Speaker 2: You got the wrong that's not my How are you

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Speaker 1: How do you know it's not yours, ma'am. He's got

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Speaker 1: your name on the lid. Everything you have come back positives.

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Speaker 2: Whateverdently you put your name on it, because that ain't

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Speaker 2: my out would it came back, My would have came

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Speaker 2: that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.

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Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, more than one faith?

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Speaker 1: No, No, we don't have more than one faith. You're

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Speaker 1: the only fake. I've actually double checked that myself. You

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Speaker 2: Well, I need you to come right now. Can I

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Speaker 2: got the right now? Come right now? Come out?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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Speaker 1: and pick you up and take your year and now,

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Speaker 1: your urine is gonna come up negative? Is that what

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Speaker 2: See, I'm telling you that you're a double positive. With that,

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Speaker 2: my urine is gonna come up negative.

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Speaker 1: Ma'am. I don't want to come out haul you in

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Speaker 1: in front of your family. But you're actually gonna be

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Speaker 2: You're gonna confidence. Sir, you got the wrong, say, I

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Speaker 2: don't know you got the wrong. It's one of the two,

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Speaker 2: I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 2: you I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive.

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Speaker 1: Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either

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Speaker 1: get you what one?

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I want you to do.

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Speaker 2: I want you to find out who you have, because

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Speaker 2: that ain't my I'm gonna tell me nothing of you

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Speaker 2: got some some that that is not good. I gave

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Speaker 2: you some half times. I got to you out. Y'all

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Speaker 2: keep picking up people, soft may kills and folks. Y'all

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Speaker 2: had me saying some time miss my children. Now I'm hot,

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Speaker 2: I mean giving your dad. I want to be with me.

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Speaker 2: I'm died. I ain't give you no bad I'm coming

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Speaker 2: no more, no like that. And where is my probation off?

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Speaker 1: You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.

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Speaker 2: I don't know Officer. Rogers. Like I said, you might

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Speaker 2: be the reason why it came back by. You might

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Speaker 2: be the reason I need to speak with mister Williams.

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Speaker 2: That's my probation officers, officer. Now I have clean at

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Speaker 2: all time. Mister, you shouldn't be calling me.

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Speaker 1: I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to come down the hall. You behind in myself.

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Speaker 2: Well, you can bring your soul and when you call

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Speaker 2: you bring mister with you. He'll let you know. I'll

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Speaker 2: have no positive you can come to my job.

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Speaker 1: I got you got you know what. There's one more

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Speaker 1: There's one more thing and I need to.

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Speaker 2: Come all right now, I got one more.

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Speaker 1: Thing I need to say to you. Are you listening

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Speaker 1: to me?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Sir? This is nephew Tim. It from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your sister Alan.

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Speaker 2: I know one thing. Y'all play too much. I'll play

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Speaker 2: too much. When I was coming to give mister Rogers.

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Speaker 1: She gonna get this.

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Speaker 2: Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know

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Speaker 2: about it. I need you not to play with people

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Speaker 2: like that, okay for you?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Tells it's your sister.

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Speaker 1: She put me up to it. Baby, when you.

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Speaker 2: Ever see her, you see what she looks like. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna beat the hell out over.

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Speaker 1: I got one more question for your baby. You got

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Speaker 1: to tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 2: The Morning that is?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is. Play too much, Daddy, Wow, stupid

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Speaker 1: and stupid? Does baby? This Friday? Ready to Love is

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Speaker 1: the one hundred and fifty episode. Baby, this coming Friday,

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Speaker 1: congratulation one fifty. Man, I'm proud. I got my chest stuck,

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Speaker 1: got will packer. Man. I had no idea when you

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Speaker 1: called me it was gonna be all this, man, I

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Speaker 1: had no idea. I had no earthly idea Atlanta Season

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Speaker 1: one that we would be now one hundred and fifty episode.

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful thing, won't it? Do it?

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Speaker 2: Blessing from the Lord.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to say congratulations to Thomas, my nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Miles. I appreciate that, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: you know they rarely showed Thomas and love they really do,

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Speaker 1: you know, time against all all of it. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to get Thomas rarely gets anything that's beautiful. You are

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Speaker 1: listening to the stream. Harvey Morning Show