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Speaker 3: So basically we're fighting, and I can hear as we're fighting,

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Speaker 3: I can just hear it. No one's really paying attention

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Speaker 3: Of the Ring and who's in the audience, but the

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Speaker 3: So obviously the pike he can't afford to go to

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Speaker 2: Was smoke a little DMT, enter the fucking spirit world.

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Speaker 2: And now you're being punished for just trying to get off.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Well, let me say this. I am happy

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Speaker 2: That was the name of the guy, right, the Pikey. Well,

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Speaker 2: that wasn't his name.

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Speaker 1: That was the I know that was what they called him,

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Speaker 2: I don't remember any other name for him. Yeah said

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Speaker 2: here he right, he go, Yeah you go here's a

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Speaker 2: bunch of shirt double punch. So welcome to Hollywood Handbooks.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 2: Dropping names in the red car always of this industry

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Speaker 2: we call show biz. This industry we call showbiz.

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Speaker 3: Well, we've said what the show is, and you what

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Speaker 2: Let's figure one out. Yeah, let's get it. Let's boil it. Hi,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Sona. That'll give us something to do.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Sona.

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Speaker 5: Obsession obsession, and I don't know your name? I do,

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Speaker 5: second obsession, I'm Sonam Obsession and I uh work for

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Sona, Right, Welcome to Sona most Session.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, I'd sing with you, but I'm tone.

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Speaker 2: Deaf flow rider. Yeah, floor writer.

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Speaker 5: I like flow writer. I don't care if everybody knows it. No,

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Speaker 5: I went into my Spotify and I searched flow Rider

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's your jam? What's your flow Rider jam? I'm

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Speaker 5: all about wild Ones featuring Sia probably club.

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Speaker 2: Can't even handle me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and that's mine too, and Sean knows that

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Speaker 4: That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: We're welcome to my house. I could be welcome to

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Speaker 2: what's your deal? What is my deal? How?

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Speaker 4: How in depth do you want.

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Speaker 2: Me to get? Really?

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Speaker 1: Okay, every week, and it's like.

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Speaker 2: What did you say, I'm an assistant.

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Speaker 3: There's really not much sponsor different you can tell from

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Speaker 4: That's silly?

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Speaker 5: But my favorite person on our podcast is Matt Gorley.

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Speaker 2: Matt comes in with this attitude of like his you

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Speaker 2: industry as a podcast sensation. Well, I think he's a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about that. Did she listen? Okay,

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Speaker 3: So this is how this is what's been going on

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Speaker 2: He seems like there's a lot going on.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot, and actually there is, and actually there is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So this is just one of the tiny one

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Speaker 3: I hear the Variety man pull up outside my house,

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Speaker 3: the Variety Man, the Variety many get you variety.

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Speaker 2: He comes out fresh.

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Speaker 1: He's an older man, extreme extree.

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Speaker 2: Conan O'Brien invents podcast format.

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Speaker 4: Wait did he did? Conan invent podcast?

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Speaker 3: He is not actually first of all, it's it's a

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but he's that is not him in there

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that.

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Speaker 2: I don't like doing a podcast.

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Speaker 3: And that's a great segue because Shawna actually did a

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Speaker 2: How were you buying in studio?

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Speaker 5: How was anyone doing podcasts before last December when Conan

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Speaker 5: Yes, So what were you guys doing before December when

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Speaker 4: Just talking into a microphone?

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Speaker 2: I'm wondering if I'm in some kind of matrix simulation

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Speaker 4: Yeah he did. He's an evil genius.

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Speaker 5: One thing you guys need to know about Conan is

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Speaker 2: All right. Well, okay, Well, actually I know a little

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Speaker 2: telling me about some of the japes. The japes were

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Speaker 2: Ten years later, Conan comes in invents the lampoon.

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Speaker 2: Imagine how that made me feel.

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Speaker 5: Conan invented a lot of things. He invented the Harvard lampoon.

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Speaker 5: He invented Harvard. He invented Harvard, the school. They were

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Speaker 3: Where they put this order. Yeah, first the Harvard lampoon,

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Speaker 5: And then he discovered the United States of America intact

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Speaker 4: It was fully intact.

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Speaker 5: Variety had a cover story about him inventing all of

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Speaker 2: Do you think he would be willing to invent a

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Speaker 3: So this is what everyone's telling me. Conan is gonna

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Speaker 1: Tide will just rise and rise.

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Speaker 2: And lift all the boats, even the little dinghy you

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Speaker 5: So podcasts existed, but then they were nobody listened to them. Yes, Oh,

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Speaker 4: Like, I should listen to podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he legitimized us.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he legitimized you guys. Okay, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: So we're excited for that to happen.

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Speaker 3: We're excited for very cool the Conan effect to reach us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My question is he must be getting bored by this point.

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Speaker 3: How do we like keep him doing this engaged? Yes,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have absolutely no idea.

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Speaker 2: How do you keep him engaged?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's like where I can feel the

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Speaker 2: Podcast or wait, what what do you mean on the podcast?

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Speaker 1: We're doing the same thing we've been doing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys should stick for years.

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Speaker 2: And then why is that a laugh line for you?

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Speaker 8: You said it's one of your biggest la stick with it.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the so great you should stick with it.

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Speaker 1: You remembering something funny that I.

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Speaker 5: Remember something right when I said that, I remember a

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Speaker 2: That could have been a good Conan, like like late Night,

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Speaker 7: The original and this was next Chrispy. I'm having a

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Speaker 2: Conan, like like original.

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Speaker 5: Original, Uh, you know, KFC Chicken. And then I made

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Speaker 2: The next colonel he invented the.

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Speaker 1: How do people what's the booking process? How does that go?

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Speaker 4: We have bookers and then they book We have the

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Speaker 2: We have no, not at all.

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Speaker 5: No, we have bookers who work on our show. Can

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Speaker 5: I say their names? Give him a nice little shout out.

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Speaker 5: There's Paula Davis, who's a delight. There's Gina Batista, who's

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Speaker 3: What's the naming convention for the emails of the first

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Speaker 5: I will absolutely I answered that question, and I realized, no,

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Speaker 3: Okay, well we have yours, so we could probably like back, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you really trace it back from that?

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Speaker 2: These are a blue by mine question, which actually was

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Speaker 2: pretty funny. When you said Paula Davis, I asked if

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Speaker 4: You asked DJ poly D books on our show.

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Speaker 5: Fun fact about the Jersey shore is I want to

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Speaker 2: This all of it this is the tea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I binged.

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Speaker 2: I watched.

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Speaker 5: I watched one or two episodes when I was traveling

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Speaker 2: Get back in this and I'm sipping the teeth.

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Speaker 5: And I binged so much Jersey Shore in the fan

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Speaker 5: I did nothing.

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Speaker 2: It is for drama and a certain t.

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Speaker 5: I binge the shit out of that show, and I

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Speaker 2: Thank you for the tea.

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Speaker 4: I had already seen it. I just rewatched it.

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Speaker 2: My tea. There you go. So your assisting Conan? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: so you have pretty good idea of his schedule. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do you know for doing h Yeah tomorrow, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what are you doing tomorrow?

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow? He's probably going to be inventing something.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what, but it says that, Yeah, there's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So I'm interested more in the mundane tasks

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Speaker 2: hopefully with some kind of Brett assisted zoom recorder, set

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean it would take a lot of writing on

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Speaker 3: Right, And I guess if someone were to help schedule

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Speaker 3: something like that, let me think Harry's ad, we're about

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Speaker 2: Get a little piece of that advertising money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, huh oh, you're sometimes more than one a yeah, yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 5: we're being paid.

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Speaker 2: For a service. It is not necessarily a bribe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So working and getting paid for like doing a

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Speaker 2: Okay, you want our teachers being bribed to educate our youth. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I suppose if that's how you want to see it,

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Speaker 2: I think we should bribe them more personally. But you're

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Speaker 5: Here's what I'll say about that excellent idea, because it

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Speaker 2: Good, pretty smart Uh.

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Speaker 5: Conan doesn't have like a like a usual sort of routine,

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Speaker 1: That is the week you.

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Speaker 5: Can disguise yourself as his wife or one of his children.

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Speaker 2: Kisabolical.

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Speaker 5: His children are thirteen and fifteen from my age. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Younger than you. Yeah, but I've got a young face.

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Speaker 2: If I shave, you do that. Yeah, I actually can

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Speaker 3: This guy, yeah, like Tom Holland Range, you know he

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Speaker 3: could like yeah, sure you could put him in a

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Speaker 2: I'll sell it. I'll sell middle school totally. Do it. Sure,

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Speaker 2: do it, middle school?

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Speaker 1: Do it? Give him something, you know, give him show

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Speaker 1: me shave your needs a prompt?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, him was.

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Speaker 4: Something I just I thought you meant show me like, well, he.

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Speaker 1: Needs no prob Yeah, what are we doing?

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Speaker 2: You have to prompt him?

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Speaker 5: Prompt him for what? Where did my school or junior

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Speaker 5: middle school? Okay, uh hey, Sean, how's your puberty going?

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Speaker 2: Teacher? Don't ask me that? WHOA, that was really good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I sort of understand what your teacher thing.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Why you don't think teachers should be paid any money

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Speaker 2: Is your puberty going? Which if a teacher does ask

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Speaker 4: How's that puberty?

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Speaker 2: That? Is this what me do on Conan show?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Coden would ask you about your puberty.

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Speaker 2: Jesus man. She probably get it out of me too.

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Speaker 2: Wait did you see what you guys?

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Speaker 6: How did you when you did that scene? How did

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Speaker 6: you not have a beard? Then now you have it again?

450
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: So much of life is an illusion? Brett.

451
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 3: She likes Brett, but she didn't like like the DJ

452
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 3: poly d line for example, got nothing it?

453
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 4: Did it?

454
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 6: I thought that could have been Pauladine.

455
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

456
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 2: I thought we were gonna say that, we were gonna

457
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: maybe get that. Yeah, yeah, absolutely is there anything in

458
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 2: particular Pauladine's famous for him.

459
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: I'm confused.

460
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 5: Did you guys want to be on Conan's show or

461
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 5: did you want him to be on your show?

462
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: What? Huh? Okay?

463
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: Who?

464
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: All right?

465
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

466
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:32,239
Speaker 4: I don't know. I could help you, Okay, you I

467
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 4: mean do nothing? Help me?

468
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 2: I don't know. It have to be pretty good for

469
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: me to even listen.

470
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 3: So we could be friends with the kids. We could

471
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 3: disguise ourselves as his wife. Your diabolical suggestion, Right, how

472
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 3: where are we shopping?

473
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: How do we do that?

474
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 4: What's that?

475
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

476
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 4: Well, Eliza's really pretty and she's really nice.

477
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, got it.

478
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know. I just make yourself a

479
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 5: really uh lovely woman?

480
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 2: Okay?

481
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

482
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: And we are.

483
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 3: Like sitting on top of each other. How do we

484
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 3: if one of us is sitting on the other one's shoulders.

485
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 5: No, that's not how you do it. You have to

486
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 5: take her out. You have to take lies out, not

487
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 5: kill her. Hold on, not kill her. I meant take

488
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 5: her out in the like non mob sense, like take

489
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 5: her out like take her out for yeah, take her

490
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 5: out dance.

491
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: Take her out dancing in a disguise as her. No,

492
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 2: what are you talking about, Hayes? Hurry?

493
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: Am I crazy? Yes?

494
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: That's right?

495
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: No, No, his idea is better.

496
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: Liz, it's me you from the future. You're in great

497
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 2: danger when Captain you see Captain America fight each other?

498
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: Did you see that? No? Are you talking to me?

499
00:25:59,440 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: Hold on?

500
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 2: He knows if I've seen it. And that is America

501
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: fight each other.

502
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 4: Fight each other?

503
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 2: No id to the next CBB tour And so that

504
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 2: means we pour and water around here. Now, hey guys,

505
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 2: Chef Kevin here, Hey, Chef Kevin. Do you guys want

506
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: to talk about when you last spoke to Conan? Or

507
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 2: is that something we probably don't want to address? Fucking

508
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 2: what happened?

509
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 4: Please tell me? Did he make fun of you?

510
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: What happened?

511
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: We saw him in the waiting area, Yeah, we saw

512
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: him in the waiting area. Some friend Kumil was there.

513
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 2: But someone suggested, like Conan, you should do their podcast.

514
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 5: And did he laugh yes? Or was he like, yeah,

515
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 5: that sounds great and then gave you my info?

516
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: No, he said no, he said no.

517
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: Well, he said he said someone said you should do it,

518
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 2: and he went, oh, yeah, that that sounds really cool.

519
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: And then he said, I'm never going to do that.

520
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: And also, uh, Sacks was like doing this like hand

521
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 2: in front of the neck, like just like kill it,

522
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: like change the subject, like do not even try to

523
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 2: talk about your should He's going to get pissed.

524
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 4: You saw it.

525
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: He was doing it to me.

526
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 4: I saw him doing it.

527
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: He was doing to me, like, don't ask him about that.

528
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: I took it to me. And stop doing your podcast.

529
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 4: You just cut we're asking Conan to do your podcast.

530
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: Didn't ask. We don't care. I don't even know who

531
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 2: that is. You don't know who Conan is?

532
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: Now I do.

533
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I read that email. He's an overnight podcast sensation

534
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 3: as well.

535
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the downloads are nothing to sneeze at.

536
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the idea. We say Conan's wife, Liza,

537
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 3: I'm you.

538
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 2: I'm your Oh my god, you guys are so bad.

539
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: Jump on our shoulders.

540
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, get it.

541
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, guess go dancing.

542
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: I can't and where three people.

543
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 5: I can't stand people who don't know how to properly

544
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 5: commit a crime.

545
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: Here's what you do. You have to find a way.

546
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 5: To remove her from the situation, like say, oh my god,

547
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,719
Speaker 5: you have to come here to this location, remove her

548
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 5: from there, doppelganger, I don't know. You have to figure

549
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 5: that out. I can't do everything.

550
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: How do you not know where these people are?

551
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm about to properly commit the crime of blackmail. Okay,

552
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 2: how about you get coloring on our show and in exchange,

553
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 2: I don't play him this episode where you suggested taking

554
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: out his wife. I am trying the best way to

555
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: get it.

556
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 5: I said, don't take her out in the mob sense.

557
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 5: I meant take her out like for a good time,

558
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 5: like two of them.

559
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: Well, that's not how it's gonna sound when I'm done

560
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: editing this thing.

561
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 4: It's fine, it's fine. I'm not scared.

562
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: What do we say happened in the future?

563
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my.

564
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: God, we're from Yeah, we're from a version of the future. Well,

565
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 2: then it's I think we are Loki. Honestly, she will

566
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: probably think we're Loki, which is what after in America.

567
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: But mmm, it's interesting we're from a version of the future.

568
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: If she ended up looking like us in the future,

569
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 2: then something pretty bad appened.

570
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

571
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: So I didn't say yeah.

572
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 5: I'm saying yeah because she's a beautiful woman and you

573
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 5: guys are not. I feel like the two of you

574
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 5: as women.

575
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: You're baiting me into my catchphrase, and I'm not going

576
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: to give you the satisfaction. Nice to meet a fan,

577
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: you just I don't know.

578
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 3: She would probably want to make up whatever timeline made

579
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 3: her be, first of all, so tall. Second, I'll probably

580
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: clearly two people.

581
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: Yes, the way I picture this goer, Yes, split in

582
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: half at the waist. Yeah, both of.

583
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 4: You are going to disguise yourselves as Conan's wife. Is

584
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 4: that the plan?

585
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: No, we'll be on each other's shoulders. We've been over

586
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: this so many times.

587
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 4: I can't handle this. I can't I need to go.

588
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: This is so obvious and what I'm starting to selling

589
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: men gory.

590
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 5: I need to give these this box of Kleenex to someone.

591
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: Who needs them. Okay, so now we've also found another

592
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: code of.

593
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: Week this too.

594
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: How's your puberty going?

595
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: So if we could, here's what we do.

596
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: We pose as the Kleenex delivery man.

597
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: What's the text code that you get when that coda eats?

598
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: By the way, an entire box of Kleenex.

599
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 4: An entire box of Kleenex.

600
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 5: I am going to drive this over to his house afterwards,

601
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 5: because he said he needed some Cleenex.

602
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: What's the code?

603
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or does he to say like? Does he say me?

604
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 4: And all he.

605
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 5: Says is Kleenex? And I know that he just needs

606
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 5: an entire body. He probably has a cold or something.

607
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 2: Very interesting code. That code is almost uncrackable. Given me

608
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: the key, I feel like Robert.

609
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: Langdon, what what are the what are the children? Like?

610
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 3: What could we use to befriend these kids? I'm on

611
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: that as well.

612
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 5: You want to befriend the kids, and then what's the plan?

613
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: You can bet to befriend the kids? And then you

614
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 5: get to Conan, like cause you're.

615
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's see what the plan to ultimately.

616
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: Get friends with Conan's kids.

617
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 2: And then you're going to go to his house sleepover

618
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: the house and you.

619
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 5: Two are clearly much older than the children, and you're

620
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 5: going to go to their house to sleep over.

621
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: Well, first, the sleepover will be scheduled for my birthday

622
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 2: party thirteen. I'll be inviting them, but uh, oh, my

623
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: house is getting fumigated. Does anyone else have a house

624
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: big enough to fit this whole party? Maybe one of

625
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: my closest friends Conan's kids. Yeah, then everyone else accidentally canceled.

626
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: Oh that sucks I'm the only you know, other one there.

627
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: Then I'm in there. Hayes is there too. He could

628
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: be like my brother, No, no, oh, you wouldn't invite your.

629
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 3: Brother to usually your sleepover birthday party. I could be

630
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 3: a new kid who his mom is making him invite.

631
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So then you guys also have to enroll

632
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 5: in their schools.

633
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 2: Yeah that Brett's going.

634
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 4: How far are we going to take this con?

635
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 2: Brett's got that handle.

636
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 5: You're going to enroll in their schools, become friends with them?

637
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 5: Or are you just gonna come up to them on

638
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 5: the street.

639
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 4: And be like, hey, want to be friends.

640
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: Brett's the master hacker who hacked Jack's Twitter account?

641
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 4: Who's Jack Jack? The Twitter?

642
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: Jack Jack?

643
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 4: Did you really hack it?

644
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: My name's not Brett, that's Brett.

645
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 6: Brett's did you have I'm like the sona of this podcast.

646
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: He didn't post all the stuff, He gave the account

647
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 2: to someone else, but he is the one who actually

648
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: was able to hack in. Yeah, he's like Robert Balter

649
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: Ego Brett's Bermanite.

650
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 6: I it got my start with Tom from MySpace, hacked him,

651
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 6: ended that whole thing. I'm on Twitter now.

652
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: Your next bread crushes. Honestly, what am I doing wrong?

653
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 6: You know, I set up the whole the sound system

654
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 6: for Conan's show. Mm hmmmmmmm same board you guys used.

655
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: Why did you say?

656
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: You know?

657
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 4: I've met Brett many times.

658
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: But he was like sort of looking at all of us,

659
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: and I.

660
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 2: Know I got I didn't know.

661
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 6: You said I had anyone call out that you know.

662
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 4: I know Haes.

663
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 5: I knew Hayes from a long time ago, and I

664
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 5: knew Breath from a long time ago.

665
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: You I didn't know.

666
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 4: I didn't know, you said Brett.

667
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 2: I didn't. Yeah, that's another way to say that I

668
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: didn't know, you said Brett. I wasn't listening.

669
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Oh, oh my god, yes, oh I was

670
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 5: not listening.

671
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 4: There's a lot here. I'm not kidding.

672
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 5: I have this gift some would say, where if there's

673
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 5: a lot of nonsense, I.

674
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 4: Fucking zone out.

675
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: Conan teach you that.

676
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 5: Yes, I did it from working for Conan for a

677
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 5: long time.

678
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: I zone out.

679
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 5: I focus like on the signatures on this table, I

680
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 5: focus on other things and then I'll get back in there. So, yeah,

681
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 5: I was not listening whatever. There are many times throughout

682
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 5: this whole interview, so far where I have completely zoned out.

683
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 2: What room are we doing a sleepover? And is there

684
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: like a play run?

685
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know the specifics of.

686
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: The like at finish basement type situation.

687
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I do know that two grown

688
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 5: men going with their young children and saying that they're

689
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 5: coming over for a sleepover would be problematic.

690
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: But we wouldn't be grown men when we're doing it.

691
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: We would have disappeared chameleon like into our roles as

692
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 2: young people.

693
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: So it's twenty nineteen.

694
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Speaker 3: I don't think I would want to be on record

695
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 3: saying that any like teens can't have a sleepover with

696
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 3: two of their friends who are adult bed Oh.

697
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: I just I me personally right, right, right, right, right right.

698
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: I would not want to be saying like, oh, this

699
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: is not like.

700
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 5: This normal but not okay, Yeah, it's good to keep

701
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 5: an open mind.

702
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: There's no normal. You ever see Angus? The movie Angus?

703
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 4: No, I don't even know, do I know what that is?

704
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: It's like this movie anyway, Okay, the main kid has

705
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: like sort of a dramatic speech towards the end of

706
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: the movie. Is he a little stocky? Yeah?

707
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 4: Okay?

708
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: And basically the and.

709
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 3: Again, I wouldn't want to be going around saying that

710
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen and Brett's on board.

711
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I had to you can't say that word stocky.

712
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, why it's just a little old fashion.

713
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I And when I said yeah, I just

714
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: I assumed you met tall he's like bean stocky Okay,

715
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 2: but he uh basically, and like the climax of the

716
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: film is like, there is no normal and I think

717
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 2: he's as a swear word in it too, and normal

718
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: people actually worry me.

719
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then the River's song came on?

720
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: Which one is that?

721
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 6: The one with Rivers Cuomo had a song sound chat?

722
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember this movie. I don't remember

723
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 5: like the plot of it.

724
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 2: Oh, Benderbeek's in it.

725
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 4: Oh cool, that's great, that's good. Yeah okay, yeah Dawson

726
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 4: is that what you mean?

727
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: He wasn't yet. This is pre time, it's pre Dawson.

728
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah okay. But anyway, Angus kind of tells you like, hey,

729
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: there is no normal and you would do well to

730
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: remember that.

731
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 4: So no, I'm sorry.

732
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 2: You're right.

733
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 5: You taught me a really important lesson today, Sean. I

734
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 5: really appreciate it. I came here.

735
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: Do you have anything you want to say on record

736
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 2: about adult men having sleepovers?

737
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 5: You know, I thought adult men having sleepovers with young

738
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 5: children was problematic.

739
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 4: And now Sean and Hayes.

740
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: And by the way the Game Personal Game have.

741
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 5: Been have tried to make me think rethink my position.

742
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 5: I don't know if they've succeeded, but let's just say

743
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 5: they have tried to make me rethink my position. How's

744
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 5: that This is a big thing that we are sort

745
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 5: of working on. Is like accepting podcasters doing things for

746
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 5: career reasons, like the like that being a more accepted

747
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 5: norm in society. Then it currently is something that people

748
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 5: like now sort of like look down on.

749
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 4: Look down on podcasts.

750
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like people trying to be more successful at

751
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 3: having a podcast.

752
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 4: You think that's a bad thing, and that's a good thing.

753
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: I forgot.

754
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 4: I didn't pay attention to what you're.

755
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a good or bad thing.

756
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: It's just like something that people need to like accept

757
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 3: this is part of society.

758
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: Now, what is the room where the sleepover happens?

759
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 5: Oh we are we still on the sleepover thing? Are

760
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 5: you talking about podcasts in a general sense?

761
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: It's all part of the same thing. Where does the sleepover.

762
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 5: You're talking about what true grown men going to a

763
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 5: sleepover with children.

764
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: We're literally talking about a room, just a room in

765
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: Conan's house. Uh huh, where you might do a sleepover.

766
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 6: Does he have a fun room, a fun room?

767
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you room called the great room.

768
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 2: This is how you know break up? Really rich, Brett,

769
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 2: this is your fun room and the rest of the

770
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 2: house is a goddamn museum.

771
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 5: Did you have heated floors? I think that if I

772
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 5: was really, really rich, I would want heated floors throughout

773
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 5: the entire house. That would be my thing.

774
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 6: I would like cool floors.

775
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't want to I want them heated.

776
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 2: Dared a dream in Los Angeles of heated floors. Yeah. Why,

777
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,479
Speaker 2: here's a guest Brett's house as well. The living room.

778
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 2: Kids aren't going in there right? No?

779
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 6: Never, We have our on side entrance to the fun room.

780
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 4: What's in the fun room? What's in there?

781
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:07,479
Speaker 2: Though?

782
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 9: Uh?

783
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 4: Pong table?

784
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, but like a giant ping pong table where you

785
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 6: use like rackets to hit the ball.

786
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: You put on a suit that makes you a paddle

787
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 2: and then the ball is like it's like the size

788
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: of a small car.

789
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: Did you have a fun room.

790
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: You got a fun room, bro, No, just heated flours

791
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 2: at the lake house. Yeah.

792
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 6: The big keyboard you know that you jump on the

793
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 6: big Yeah, like yeah, from big.

794
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: You know what it is with Brett and Kevin.

795
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 5: It's both a big keyboard and the keyboard and big

796
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 5: what what what happens?

797
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you know what it is with Brett

798
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 2: and Kevin? Why they score so hard? They each for

799
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 2: the salt, they never reach for the laugh? Right right right?

800
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: We would do well to remember that.

801
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: Lesson expand on that.

802
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: Well, it's famous old theater story that Aaron Sorkin put

803
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: in a couple of shows. There's uh previews for a

804
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: big play and the actors are doing a scene and

805
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 2: there's a sort of a tense argument moment in the play,

806
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: and then there's a moment right afterwards with the actor

807
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: reaches for the salt on the table and the audience

808
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: goes nuts. What a funny moment, just a good physical

809
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: comedy bit. The following night, same scene happens, as the

810
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 2: actor's hand goes out for the salt. It's crickets out there.

811
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: The audience doesn't do us. I was not paying attention. Afterwards,

812
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: he goes, you actually do well to listen. Happened? Why

813
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: did the audience it's not react and they said, well,

814
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 2: yesterday you reach for the salt, but tonight you reach

815
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 2: for the laugh.

816
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 4: Is that over? Is it over?

817
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 2: Is it is it over?

818
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 4: Is it done?

819
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 2: It's done? And you would do well?

820
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, to have not zoned out because too late?

821
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: What segments is Conan doing on his show? Yeah? What

822
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: are we doing?

823
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: What do you mean with segments?

824
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: We have to have segments saying show?

825
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 5: He has an actual TV show and he has a podcast.

826
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 5: So when you say show, I have no idea which

827
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 5: one you're talking about.

828
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's weird?

829
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: Oh is it?

830
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 2: Is it weird?

831
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 4: Sean? You know your two first names is the name

832
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 4: of an actor?

833
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: Okay, this is okay.

834
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 4: Sean Hayes. How many people have pointed that out?

835
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Okay? And that is actually, uh, the funniest shit I

836
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 2: ever heard.

837
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 4: That's the salt you two should have on this podcast.

838
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: That is Jesus bossing me up? Are you the fucking pikey?

839
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: Because you just delivered a knockout punch.

840
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 5: He would remember both of your names easily. That's all

841
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying Sean Hayes.

842
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 2: Does he do segments on his podcast?

843
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 4: Okay, does he do segments?

844
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

845
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 4: Well, clearly you're a fan.

846
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going, he's going buddies right.

847
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 10: Well.

848
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 5: Usually the format of the show is we intro someone,

849
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 5: we interview someone, and then Conan, Matt and I just

850
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 5: talk at the.

851
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: End of it.

852
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 6: Oh.

853
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: Interesting, it's sort of an like a real This is

854
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 3: like upending before.

855
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 10: A little bit.

856
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 5: We are we really revolutionized everything to introduce someone thought

857
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 5: of things before we did them. And then he invented

858
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 5: something a medium podcast, if you will, that where we

859
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 5: could use this format and it has just changed the

860
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 5: entire world.

861
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 2: When did you first realize you were funny?

862
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm funny.

863
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 7: I really don't think i'm funny.

864
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm laughing at.

865
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 5: I like myself. I laugh at the things that I say.

866
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 5: I just don't think i'm funny. I think i'm I

867
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 5: think I'm a I actually think i'm a riot.

868
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 4: Like I think I'm funny.

869
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 5: But I don't know if other people think that, And

870
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 5: it's fine if they don't.

871
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 4: I'm okay, good in it is. I'm fine with it.

872
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: You're your own favorite comic.

873
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: I love the things I say sometimes I really enjoy

874
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 5: me a lot, Like I could just listen to me

875
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 5: talk just for hours.

876
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: Just well, then you should have a podcast. Yeah, you

877
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 3: should have your own your own podcast.

878
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is.

879
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: No, it's too much work.

880
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 2: Rather not. I like that rumor that doing a podcast

881
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 2: is too much worse too? What am I not getting

882
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: out there?

883
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: Does Conan feel that way?

884
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 4: Does he think it's too much work?

885
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 2: He's looking to he's looking to hang it out.

886
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 5: I don't think Conan would do anything just kind of chill.

887
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 4: Does that make sense?

888
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 5: Like when he does something, he has to like really

889
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 5: do it. So when he does the podcast, he puts

890
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 5: work into you know, he being.

891
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: Like sort of Niche guests that, like people might not

892
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: that he can sort of break right.

893
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 5: Like a young upstart author named Michelle Obama for instance, Okay,

894
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 5: who no one had heard of before, she was on

895
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 5: Conan's podcast.

896
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: I heard he had this guy on this uh Adam Sandler.

897
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 6: Yes, oh I went to that.

898
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: Man. This cat was wild.

899
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

900
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: I think he's gonna I think he's gonna go far.

901
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: Adam, What does that mean? You went to that Brett?

902
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 6: I was there at that interview.

903
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: You did you help.

904
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, helped.

905
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 2: Were you supposed to be there?

906
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 4: You engineered it, didn't you?

907
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

908
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

909
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 6: Now I was just there making everyone feel comfortable, making

910
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 6: sure Adam felt comfortable.

911
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 4: I was there sitting not saying anything, which is how

912
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 4: most of the interviews are.

913
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: But you give a look every now and then.

914
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 6: Why wasn't I on the cover?

915
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: What kind of dancing would she would Conan's wife like today?

916
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: I don't know.

917
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I've never done.

918
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 2: You've met these people before, You don't know what.

919
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: You don't know what kind of dancing she likes. You

920
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: don't know where the kids are going to have a sleepover?

921
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 5: To make questions that I have never in the ten

922
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 5: years I have and I've worked for Conan, I've never

923
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 5: asked Conan's wife what kind of dancing?

924
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: Or is it that you zone over talking about?

925
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it a lot of nonsense to you zone out?

926
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 4: Who has an answer to that question? What kind of dance?

927
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: What kind of dancing do you like? Swing dancing?

928
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 5: Here?

929
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 4: You swing dance?

930
00:45:59,760 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

931
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: Do step? Step rock?

932
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 4: Do you have a partner? Step step rock?

933
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: Step? You have a partner? You flip around and ship? Yeah?

934
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: Hell yeah I do. His name is Hayes dabbing for it.

935
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: That's fucking watch them.

936
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 4: So you two go swing dancing together and just out

937
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 4: on the town.

938
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: We swing each other around.

939
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 2: Yes, Gray Cats and Big Daddy.

940
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 4: That's cool.

941
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is cool.

942
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool as ship.

943
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 4: You two are really cool.

944
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, we're money.

945
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 5: If there's anything I learned today, so money is that

946
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 5: you two are really cool people.

947
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 4: You two are like just the you know, B M

948
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 4: O c s, the big men on canvas.

949
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: So pissed at me I came in. You're thinking I

950
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: was gonna make a new friend.

951
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 4: Kidding.

952
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 5: I love this dynamic. I don't know what's happening. I

953
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 5: don't know what has been happening, but I'm loving whatever

954
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 5: is going on and kind of fingering my microphone.

955
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like looking for a hole in the mits.

956
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: There's sports. She's sort of se.

957
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: Me touching you like a Do you want to be

958
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: a USB cable?

959
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you want to do.

960
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: That's okay, nineteen.

961
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: Okay, it's twenty nineteen. You want to be a USB cable?

962
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 2: You want to adult kids sleep over? There is no normal, man,

963
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 2: It's like Angus told us, Yeah, Angus.

964
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: What's one more just to get us out.

965
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: One more thing we can do to get into Conan's life,

966
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 3: get on the show, get him on our show.

967
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 2: What you can do.

968
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 5: And this is serious advice that I'm giving you. Okay,

969
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: you two can become really really famous and.

970
00:47:52,120 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: Successful and that and that is the biggest lap us.

971
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: We should stick with the show. Two huge laps. One

972
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: was you should keep doing this show. Two was you

973
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: guys should become famous a success you too.

974
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 5: The quickest way to get on it just become really

975
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 5: successful and famous and then you can we can just invite.

976
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: You onst there you go. We want something really If

977
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: we went viral.

978
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 3: Again, when was the first hay, the first time we

979
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 3: went viral? Geez, we're no go back out to two throws.

980
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 5: You're having trouble remembering it. If you went viral one

981
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 5: time and you have trouble remembering it.

982
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: This was it was one of the early videos and

983
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 3: we were sort of explaining how dance had evolved over

984
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 3: the years. But our version this is like we got

985
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: into swing, yeah, and then could not stop swinging, okay,

986
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 3: and so we didn't we like there's a lot of

987
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 3: years that were sort.

988
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 2: Of left out, yeah, and sort of you can see us.

989
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: Get to swing and be like, what what did we like?

990
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: Why stop doing this? Yeah? In each consecutive ero, we

991
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: just go like dancing in the sixties and seventies might

992
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: have gone a little something like this rock step. Yeah,

993
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: that's cool, spin.

994
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: And we went viral.

995
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you somehow want more than that.

996
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 5: So you guys were just discussing dance or were you

997
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 5: dancing and this viral we were demonstrating. Okay, okay, the

998
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 5: evolution swinging each other dance? Oh okay, all right cool.

999
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, then maybe that's.

1000
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 2: An and he's a Star Wars kid.

1001
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Star Wars.

1002
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 2: He's Star Wars kid. And you bit his finger, not

1003
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 2: on camera, but yeah, we both we both go to

1004
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: the dentist. Okay mm hmm.

1005
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 5: And you were dressed up as a panda and you

1006
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 5: sneezed ye and.

1007
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 2: Killing them style. You did gang them style on camera,

1008
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: but camera, but yeah, we should be recording.

1009
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 3: So this is actually this is like this generation has

1010
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 3: to like be record Everything they do has to be

1011
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 3: on camera and broadcast of the world. You can't just

1012
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: do gang them style in your just for yourself anymore.

1013
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 3: It has to be you can't just look at me

1014
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 3: do gang You can't just.

1015
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: Go poke fun at the suicide forest.

1016
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 10: Oh wow, it's got to be it's gotta be cont ah,

1017
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 10: oh god, oh my god.

1018
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm looking for anything to cut through your filter, soda.

1019
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 4: I know it's there, it's there. Uh.

1020
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 5: It's just interesting that you would put that much money

1021
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 5: into the production quality of Gangham style and then not

1022
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 5: record it, so you're just doing it in your house.

1023
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the entire thing. Okay, it's actually for us, all right,

1024
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 2: The art is actually for us, and.

1025
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 4: You flew to South Korea to do it.

1026
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, much money.

1027
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 3: We don't want to make fun of this entire neighborhood

1028
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 3: of Gangnam in a way that like they would be upset.

1029
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1030
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 2: No, it's observations that we've made. It's things that we

1031
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 2: think are fun to sing about. But also obviously people

1032
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 2: are sensitive and h I think you can say whatever

1033
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 2: you want, mean what you say, say what you mean,

1034
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 2: but don't say it mean that's good. Who's the next

1035
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 2: guest on Conan Show?

1036
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 4: I don't know. I honestly do not know.

1037
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 2: Ship is Wild.

1038
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 5: We are on hiatus at the moment. We are taking

1039
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:25,479
Speaker 5: a break.

1040
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,919
Speaker 2: We were on a break, and.

1041
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 5: I don't know who's going to start off the second season,

1042
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 5: and so I can't just say what's who we're interviewing.

1043
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I won't do it. I can't do it.

1044
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: You know, what do you say when I What I say?

1045
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: When you say I took a break in my podcast?

1046
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 4: What's happening?

1047
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: Let me?

1048
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: If you would interrupt me?

1049
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 6: You know?

1050
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: I what when you say someone needs when you say,

1051
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 3: if you would let me?

1052
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 4: Maybe we think about the sentence complete it.

1053
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: Do you know what I say when I when you.

1054
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 4: Say you're messing up so much?

1055
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 3: Take a break, Sona? When you say take a break

1056
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 3: on my podcast, I say, what is that? I've never

1057
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 3: heard of that, taking a break, Never done that before?

1058
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 2: Huh you never had a break?

1059
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 4: You guys, just keep going every time, just forever.

1060
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: Yes, every time we are on season one? How many episodes, Kevin?

1061
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 2: Obviously not more than thirty six, because that's it.

1062
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: Didn't thirty six thirty six episodes? That's you?

1063
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, take a break, you take a break?

1064
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 1: Thirty six episodes three oh six, oh.

1065
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, zero in the mid zero in the middle.

1066
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: And see what happens drop a zero in the middle.

1067
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 2: So maybe it wasn't so funny when keep doing this

1068
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 2: because we obviously can't stop. We have some sort of disease.

1069
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 3: You do, and this is and you do. I seem

1070
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 3: tired to you picture me rolling.

1071
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 2: I don't know you had trouble speaking two seconds.

1072
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: Ago, so excited.

1073
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 4: Maybe it's time.

1074
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: You talk to me. However you want, you treat me

1075
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 2: like trash if you want, and I hope that you do.

1076
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 2: But you make fun of my friend and the way

1077
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,479
Speaker 2: he talks my friend, Hayes. You're gonna get swing dance

1078
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: in the next week. Yeah?

1079
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: Wait?

1080
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: Is that?

1081
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 4: What were you trying to Are you trying to threaten.

1082
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 3: We do it late? It's well, it depends on what

1083
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 3: you considered to be the beginning of the week. So

1084
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 3: it's Saturday, Saturday, Sunday morning.

1085
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 2: Okay.

1086
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 9: I'm gonna take you on such a big swing dancing

1087
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 9: excursion that by the time we're finished, it's gonna be

1088
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 9: next week and you'll be really tired, and you'll be.

1089
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 6: Addicted to the rhythm, jump driving and whalen.

1090
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you and me and Hayes makes three tonight good?

1091
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: What else is anything you like to plug?

1092
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: No?

1093
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: Okay?

1094
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 2: By Hollywood Hamburg