1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:11,239 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Nick Here's Nicky. Hello here, I 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: am Cynicki Laser Podcast. Welcome to the show. Um, let's 3 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: just get right into it. Um, I'm feeling a little 4 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: stuffy in the head. I have like an ear infection 5 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: right now. Guys, So if I seem um just kind 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: of like gross sounding, that's what's going on. But I'm 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: feeling fine, especially because I'm so excited about our guest today. 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: You know, um, how I feel about this person because 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: I talk about her all the time. She's like the 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: funniest person I know. And she's also just getting prettier 11 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: and prettier every week and it's bothersome. But I'm also 12 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: happy about it. And she probably won't take that compliment 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: because she never does. It's the funniest person I know. 14 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: Rachel find Seine, thank you. Hi. Oh my god, you 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: look so good. We both have layered necklaces on, like 16 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: we're trying like, how is your layered necklace journey been? 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: Because it I know you and this is not an 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: easy thing for us to do. No, it's always how 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: do they I feel like there's always a delicate type 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: of woman, just some woman that sucking Maine with the 21 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 1: father that was protective and she and she doesn't have 22 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: these strings, like the back comes from the front and 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,639 Speaker 1: people and people clean me throughout the day. I usually 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: have like a sticker. I had like a Reformation tag 25 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: on my drone. I had a tag on my shirt. 26 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: The other day, I was I was doing a show 27 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: and I think it was Burlington Vermont, and I just 28 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: bought a new outfit at Urban Outfitters that day, like 29 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: half price, Like it was like the whole off. It 30 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: was fifteen. I was very proud of myself. And then 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: I I was wearing a shirt for the first part 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: and I took it off at the very beginning of 33 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: my set, Like I took out this T shirt and 34 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 1: I had on this like cute top underneath, and it 35 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: had a tag on it, and the whole crap. Like 36 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: I could just feel the like they were off, you know, 37 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: like sometimes you feel the crowds off and you're like 38 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: it's something on my face and they're like, no, you're 39 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: just not funny. But I could just tell something was off. 40 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: And then finally I just kind of like was like 41 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: feeling behind my head and I was like, oh, this 42 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: tag is still on, and then they all were like, oh, 43 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: the relief And this is twenty minutes later, and I go, 44 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: how many of you already saw the tag? And they 45 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: all cheered so loud and I go, And then later 46 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: on they go, we thought it was part of the bit, 47 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: like that is not a bit. Well, I was going 48 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: to that would be a constructed jokes. These people think 49 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: that you made up like that, like some writers came 50 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: up with this wacky idea. Is it happens a lot? 51 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: I mean, you've been on stage that the your camel 52 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 1: toe story is one of my favorites. Yes, I was 53 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: on Thank You Niggy. I was on stage UM in 54 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 1: Alabama and this guy stood up in the middle of 55 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: my show and he was like, you have a camel toe. 56 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: That was a moment in my life that I was 57 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: expected to just live through and keep living after that. 58 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: And then these other women stood up across the room 59 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: and she was like, no, she doesn't have a camel tipe. 60 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: You know the same thing at first. So then it 61 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: was like a town hall meeting about my crotch. And 62 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: they all were disagreeing, and it's saying that one woman 63 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: goes it's the way the lad is smacking on her trail. 64 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: I still thinking on how she called my pants trousers? 65 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: But yeah, do you prefer someone telling you, like, there's 66 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: no delicate way to tell someone Like let's say we're 67 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: at the seller and we're in one of the booths 68 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: and we're all like, you're you're telling a story, and 69 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: we're all engaged, and you're like feeling like on and 70 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: you're like feeling in the moment, and someone there's no 71 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: comfortable way for me to tell you you have to 72 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: bully in your teeth without making you feel so insecure. 73 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: Like I've been trying to perfect a way to tell 74 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: people they have something without making them feel without making 75 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: them lose their spark because it takes. But at the 76 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: same time, their spark is going to be lost as 77 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: people stare at that thing in their teeth the entire story. 78 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: If there's a smear of broccoli and you're already gone, 79 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: it's not went. No, I'll take it anyway, and people 80 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: I rely on that service of people cleaning and picking 81 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: things off me. So at this point I barely hear 82 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: like the voice or how it said. I'm just like 83 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: very grateful for a team of people cleaning me. You know, 84 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: I was in a pool with Mark Norman and Shane Gillis, 85 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: which doesn't sound like the start of a good story, 86 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: but we were, we were about to do a show together. 87 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: We stuck into this hotel pool um and like you 88 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: know how when you go swimming, like a booger can 89 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: dislodge and like come down your face, Like a giant 90 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: booger was down my face And I'll never like it 91 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: still haunts me that Shane gills is, like, you have 92 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: a huge booker. It was just like, for some reason 93 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 1: it just made which is not Bookers are not inherently 94 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: everyone has them. It's just you're collecting. You're collecting dust. 95 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: It's not even like necessarily your own mucus. It's just 96 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: like the world's crap floating around you when you're sniffing 97 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: it in. But it is so embarrassing to have a 98 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: booger situation. But I guess there are some people in 99 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: the world that just don't have that, Like there are 100 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 1: certain girls. You and I both have this like fantasy 101 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,799 Speaker 1: of these women that have perfect lives and just always 102 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: smell good, like I recently I've been saying on stage 103 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 1: and no one's ever told me I've smell good because 104 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: that's true. No one, it's ever. I really wies this. 105 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: No one's ever been like like when they hug you 106 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: and be like you's fell like every I always try 107 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: to imitate, like like a couple of girls that I 108 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: was very jealous of in high school. They just had 109 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: a natural delicateness to them and like those fathers that 110 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: would go you know, I always talk about how my 111 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: husband never puts his hand on my back like nobody's ever, 112 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 1: just like you know, carried me through a room like 113 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: nobody's ever, put me in a cab and referred to 114 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: me as like precious cargo. Everyone's like, see you over there. 115 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: Your stuff with your husband is so I mean it. 116 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: It really resonates with me because I have a boyfriend 117 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: who is very similar in the way that Like this weekend, 118 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: actually Rachel I was there was a victory moment for 119 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: me because I've been obsessed. If you weren't following Rachel 120 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 1: on Instagram, she puts up the funniest stuff. She's so 121 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: every single clip of yours is always funny. And it's 122 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: I tell this to people all the time, you know, 123 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: when I see someone and I go, oh, I watch 124 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: your clips. I need to let them know, because we're 125 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: just flooded with just stand up clips and podcast clips, 126 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: and it's rare that I find someone. I watch all 127 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: of their stuff, but I look so forward to anything 128 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: you put out because it's always just so cutting and 129 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: honest and so funny. But you had this bit, and 130 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: I think if you go back on our Instagram, it's 131 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: because I've shown it to so many people, I know 132 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: how to find it. It's the one where the guy 133 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: charges the stage. So if you look up the one 134 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: where it says like drunk guy charges the stage, it's 135 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: the bit before he even that's that's not even the 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: best part of the clip, even though that was funny 137 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: as fun how you handled that, but and how scary 138 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: that was, by the way, But even before then, the 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,799 Speaker 1: bit before it is all about Rachel and her husband 140 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 1: Um calling her big Guy and Chris and I that's 141 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: his nickname. He calls me fucking big guy, and he 142 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: acts like I'm weirdly insecure because I don't like, I'm 143 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: not into that nickname. He's like, I can get out 144 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: of your head about it. If I was. No woman 145 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: wants me called big guy like a union trucker. What 146 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: the fuck? I like I showed Chris that as a 147 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: kind of way to be like, hey, like don't do 148 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: things like that, Like, hey, like, isn't this funny? Like 149 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to be like her husband calling her 150 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: big guy right like it was me. Do you ever 151 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: show Pete something to like get him to maybe wake up? 152 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: Like that? Stoods uh? Netflix documentary. I've tried to make 153 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: Chris watch that the other night, and I kept being like, wait, 154 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: pay attention, there's this part that you need to say, 155 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: and he's like, or why we do you even want 156 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: to see this? Or is it just for me? No? Never, 157 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: I choose all of my um everything we watched just 158 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: to change his mind about different things. That's how I 159 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: decided our entire netflixing. Because he goes to the firehouse 160 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: every day and gets dumber because he's like, just imagine 161 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: having like man sleepovers for half your life. So I've 162 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: put all kinds of idiot horseship in his head. And 163 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna have to watch 164 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: that documentary so I can explain that you have like 165 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: a list of Ted talks just lined up. He's like 166 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: like they're all obsessed with privacy, like extreme paranoid like libertarians, 167 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: So like during COVID just to funk with him, I 168 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: told him that. Um, I was like, listen it, just 169 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: so you know. Cuomo wants us to put a siren 170 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: on our door when we and they drop it off 171 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: and they pick it up later, and he's like, I'm 172 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: not putting a fucking siren my fucking door. That fucking 173 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: asshole could. I'm sorry, but the contractors they just dropped 174 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: and just says, this is a COVID home. It's just 175 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: a small, rotating green and red siren. I was like, 176 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: we have to do. I think we get arrested just 177 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: to piss him off. That day, he was ranting about 178 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,079 Speaker 1: it all afternoon, but I'm not putting a goddamn this 179 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 1: is a COVID home sign on. This asshole could go 180 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: fund himself. Well, like, I love the part of the 181 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: joke too, where because you like funk with him, and 182 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: you like, I love that part of your set is 183 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: that you have so many like little pranks and like 184 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: things you do, like you funk with you share the 185 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,439 Speaker 1: things that he does that aren't intentional to hurt you, 186 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: but that hurt you or hurt your feelings, and then 187 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: you also share things that you do to like get 188 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: One of my favorite parts of you is that you 189 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: are honest about being desperate for like compliments and like 190 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,559 Speaker 1: affection and all these things. Like I was even the 191 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: other day I was telling Ryan Hamilton about your vows 192 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 1: and I think he was at your wedding, but I 193 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,839 Speaker 1: was recounting your vows when you were saying, um to 194 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: Pete that like you thought he was gonna be dazzled 195 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: by you when you brought him to like a movie set, 196 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,559 Speaker 1: you were shooting some show or commercial or something. You 197 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: brought him and he was just like and you thought 198 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: he was just gonna be like, wow, my girlfriend or 199 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: is like a big star and I get to be 200 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 1: understand and he's like yeah. I was like I was 201 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: just seeing him across the room, like I was shooting 202 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 1: this commercial, and I was like, I thought, like he's 203 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: looking over at me thinking like that's her, like that's 204 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: what she does. It was such a humiliating thought, like 205 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: sometimes I'll have a documentary of my life playing with 206 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 1: thoughts nobody's having about me, Like he was always hanging 207 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,679 Speaker 1: with the guys, but still like she was a woman's one. 208 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: It's like no one cares, you know, Like I'll be 209 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: at the cellar like really rasing the guys and I'll 210 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: be like imagining how he would see this. It's and 211 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,319 Speaker 1: then the guy never sees me that way there, like 212 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 1: there's a booker on your cheek. So he was like, 213 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,280 Speaker 1: really across the room, I'm I'm shooting this commercial. In 214 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: my head, I was like, what does he see when 215 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,959 Speaker 1: I'm like doing this? And he walks over and he's like, 216 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: can we get back to the room. This is fucking 217 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: Weird's take it forever. He's like, are there there's good 218 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: snacks there? Like didn't give a fuck, you know, like 219 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: didn't he ask where craft he was? And you go, 220 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,959 Speaker 1: how do you know what Crafty has? He goes on 221 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 1: a set before Babe, I played a goat. He says 222 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: the weirdest ship to comedians too. He'll be like he 223 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,559 Speaker 1: knows certain phrases, but he doesn't understand it. So like 224 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,319 Speaker 1: in the green room and would be like, you know, 225 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 1: there's somebody opening for me and be like, hey, how 226 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,599 Speaker 1: much time do you have? And I'm like, don't have 227 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,080 Speaker 1: comedians like how much time they have. It's actually weirdly 228 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 1: insulting the thing with him that's fascinating is that like 229 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,959 Speaker 1: he never he really doesn't give a funk because emotionally 230 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: he's a desert like and he doesn't think about what 231 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,199 Speaker 1: people think about him, which would be so often do 232 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: you ever think about what your life would be if 233 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 1: you didn't have that, because you're already like you already 234 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: have a piece of that to be able to go 235 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,880 Speaker 1: on stage and talk about yourself so vulnerably, Like a 236 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: lot of people look at you and go, wow, she 237 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 1: doesn't care what people think because you're just saying well, 238 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,679 Speaker 1: which is a compliment. I love when people say that 239 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,480 Speaker 1: to me, like you're so brave, you you have so 240 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 1: much on confidence. I'm always like, oh my god, it's 241 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: the opposite of that, but I'm happy they think of 242 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: it that way. What what next level thing could you 243 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: be capable of if you didn't care what people think? 244 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 1: Like do you study him and like get to like 245 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: kind of see what that would be? Like I do 246 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 1: watch him, um, because like I mean, oftentimes he's doing 247 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: something that's like humiliating to me, like like home meets 248 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 1: somebody for the weekend on the road, and I'll be like, 249 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,160 Speaker 1: he's a thing where he says people's names a lot 250 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: to them um like method because he doesn't know how 251 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,959 Speaker 1: to like socialize normally, so he'll be like, you know, 252 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: he'll be like, Craig, great weekend, Good to meet you, Craig. 253 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Speaker 1: You're a solid guy, and I want to say thank 254 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 1: you for all you've done for us this weekend, Craig. 255 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 1: And I'm like, his name is Jeff. You did, doesn't 256 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: give a fuck, Like like do you want to say something? 257 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 1: He's like yeah, comes out in the wash like like 258 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: that's not the proper use of It's funny. He cares 259 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 1: enough to be to do like a Dale Carnegie method, 260 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 1: like how to get when friends and influence people say 261 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: their name a lot, but then he folks up the name, 262 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,079 Speaker 1: doesn't care. Yeah, that's how he communicates. It's all like 263 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 1: based on like the books he saw how he was 264 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 1: supposed to interact because the rest of the time he's 265 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: just thinking of like fires and like building codes. Like 266 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 1: the titles are like exhausting. They're like how did you 267 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,839 Speaker 1: get to the top of every mountain? They're all about winning, 268 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 1: like how to manipulate parties, like oh my god, I 269 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,199 Speaker 1: saw Rachel's our um last month in l A and 270 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: like She's probably one of the only comedians that I 271 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 1: would take time out of my life when I don't 272 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: have a set to like. I ended up picking up 273 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,680 Speaker 1: a set that night, but I was already gonna be there, 274 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh, I guess I'll go 275 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,559 Speaker 1: next door. But I was already gonna be there to 276 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 1: see you. I was like, I'm just gonna go enjoy 277 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,719 Speaker 1: comedy and Chris and I laughed so fucking hard, and 278 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,199 Speaker 1: I was hoping that he would kind of here the 279 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: big guy think, except that now we say big guy, like, 280 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,760 Speaker 1: I know that so lame to like take someone else's joke, 281 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: but like and make it your own as a couple. 282 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,079 Speaker 1: It's not even lame. It's cute. I think. I'm always 283 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 1: so flattered when people do that with anything, when they 284 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,839 Speaker 1: reference a joke I made like four specials ago, and 285 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,319 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I forgot about that. But 286 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,599 Speaker 1: we always now when he comes in the door, is 287 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 1: that big guy is like that just like it's so funny, right, 288 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: and um, but this weekend I kind of stole out 289 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 1: of your playbook because what I like about that joke 290 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,120 Speaker 1: is that you actually add on a part where you 291 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: said you were so happy when he first saw you 292 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,800 Speaker 1: do that joke on stage and why was that excited? 293 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,439 Speaker 1: Because I was like, oh, now he's gonna get it 294 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 1: because it really did well. And I was talking about 295 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: how I walk in the door and he's like he 296 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 1: always says it with this like wacky confusion, like it's 297 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 1: anyone's guests with me. So I talked about how insulting 298 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: it is. The crowd laughs. I walk right over to 299 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: him and I'm like, well, he goes what they loved it. 300 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 1: I'm like you, it's at you. They're laughing at how 301 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,079 Speaker 1: sad it is that my husband calls me bang I 302 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 1: and how unfortunate that situation is for me. But he 303 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,719 Speaker 1: thinks it's like that was because this weekend I was like, 304 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: I was doing this bit that I wrote years ago 305 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,640 Speaker 1: about trying to get my boyfriend to compliment me, and 306 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: I would like, you know, prance around naked in front 307 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,559 Speaker 1: of him, trying to get his attention to say anything 308 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,679 Speaker 1: about my body, and he one time looked up from 309 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: his phone and he just goes body and then he 310 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: looks back at his phone like he just said. But 311 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: like that's all he could give me. But to get 312 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 1: into it, I said something that has been like a 313 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: little bit annoying me, but like not big but because 314 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: I do it too. But I think it's something that 315 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: like prevents us from being closer, is that we don't 316 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: say I love you, or like what are you doing tonight? 317 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: Or like I can't wait to see you? We talk 318 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 1: in third person, he goes, I miss a gal. A 319 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 1: guy misses a gal, A guy loves a gal, Like 320 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 1: it's always like telling a story of like a Jack 321 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 1: and Jill went up the hill, like it's always. But 322 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: the audience laughed so hard. I was like, thank you 323 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: for understanding how this is a problem for me. Like 324 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: when the audience gets it and you or something like 325 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 1: that and they respond to it, you're like, oh good, 326 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: Like I'm not crazy to be a little bit like 327 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: disappointed that we both can't say I and you satisfying 328 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 1: to have them agree with you. It's like our final 329 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: arguments to the world stand up. It's just like and 330 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: we rest our case. But then Petle' see me talk 331 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: about him, and he's just like, what they loved it? 332 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: All he knows is that they liked the bit. He 333 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't know what that exactly, Like what he 334 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 1: thinks you're welcome, babe. I'm like no, but he doesn't 335 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 1: understand the irony, so it's he only gets worse and 336 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: I keep sending Rachel. Rachel and I have both expressed 337 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: to each other in private conversations of like how we 338 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: like that tenderness, like that that that slip back, like 339 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,479 Speaker 1: lower back leading you into a room, just that protective 340 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: gentleness that we've really never gotten from any guy, not 341 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: you know, not just our person we're with now. But 342 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 1: I will just send Rachel pictures of like people in 343 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: public that I see that are getting that, like women. 344 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: I've really said, you like five or six different iterations 345 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: of that gentleness, just to be like, because I feel 346 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:08,680 Speaker 1: so alone in like really wanting that so badly that 347 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 1: I feel so good when I'm like, have someone to 348 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: send it to of like I know she will feel 349 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: the same yearning that I feel for this. I want 350 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: to talk about it when we get back from break. 351 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,240 Speaker 1: But have you seen the Harry and Megan doc I 352 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: was about to say, They always say he was very 353 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: protective over her. He was always concerned in his safe 354 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: like no one's ever been wondering, like what I'm doing 355 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: over there? How I know, no, man, they're always like 356 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,200 Speaker 1: she's good. Well that's because his mom died and so 357 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: he's like scared she's going to die in like some 358 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: kind of free like. I think that's probably part of it, 359 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 1: but I want to get into that a little bit 360 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: more when we get back from this break here with 361 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 1: Rachel Feinstein, I'm gonna this podcast will be right back 362 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: after this. Besties in the midwestias. Um. I am imploring 363 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: you that if you don't have New Year's Eve plans, 364 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 1: why don't you come to St. Louis, Missouri and come 365 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: see me at the Steeples Center. It's probably one of 366 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 1: the biggest shows I've ever done in terms of like 367 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: capacity for him and I really want to sell this 368 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: bitch out and I want you there. So if you 369 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,399 Speaker 1: don't have plans, or you need a last minute Christmas 370 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 1: gift or like a fun trip for yourself, even alone, 371 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: you know, I do um free meet and greets. Uh 372 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,919 Speaker 1: if you are coming alone, um, and if you're bestie 373 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 1: and you just write me and you buy a ticket, 374 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,399 Speaker 1: I'll give you a meeting. Great anyway, even if you're 375 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: going with someone, so um. St. Louis New Year's Eve 376 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,719 Speaker 1: days away, go get your tickets now. It would mean 377 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: so much to me and I hope to see you 378 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:32,159 Speaker 1: there and happy holidays and all that. Jazzz Alright, we're back. Okay, 379 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 1: So did you watch the Noah as well? Did have 380 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 1: you seen any the Harry and Megan Netflix docuseries. I 381 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 1: just saw the controversial clip one where she's doing the curtsy. Yes, Oh, 382 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: it's so good, Rachel. Have you seen that every frame? 383 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, how good is his face? And that 384 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,639 Speaker 1: I put it on my story yesterday, you guys if 385 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: you want to check it out or actually it'll be 386 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: gone by now. But I saw that when he was 387 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,640 Speaker 1: doing that when she didn't, and he was furious. Oh 388 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,640 Speaker 1: he looks to the side like is this almost over? Which, 389 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,119 Speaker 1: by the way, I know that men have made that 390 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,399 Speaker 1: face next to me a million times as I'm acting 391 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: out something that I know. By the way, she knew 392 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,199 Speaker 1: that pisces him off, like that was such a perfect 393 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,399 Speaker 1: interaction of a couple. So if you don't know, she's 394 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,679 Speaker 1: doing an impression of how she curtsy the first time 395 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: she met the queen, because she thought she was like, 396 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: she's making fun of the royal family and how dumb 397 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 1: all of the stuff is and she is right, by 398 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: the way, it is all dumb, all this pageantry bullshit, 399 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: it's dumb, and she's making fun of like how they 400 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: taught her to curtsy, and then she meets the queen 401 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: and she's like and I literally went like this, and 402 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,399 Speaker 1: she bends down to be like, oh, you know, like 403 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: and curtsies and it's so slow and awkward. And he's 404 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: sitting next to her in this interview and he looks 405 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: over to the right to kind of look at a 406 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: producer like and then he looks down like his face 407 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: goes through so many different emotions than he tries to 408 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,119 Speaker 1: smile to get out of it. But you know she 409 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,719 Speaker 1: was doing that because she knows that pisses him off. 410 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 1: Do you agree, Like, I know, yeah, now that you 411 00:18:58,359 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: say it, that makes a lot of sense. Why do 412 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: you think that it was passive aggressive because she because listen, 413 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: she's she knows she's right. This is how I feel 414 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,159 Speaker 1: whenever I just mouthed off about being a vegan. I 415 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: know I'm right and no one can fucking really prove 416 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 1: me wrong about it, but I know it upsets people still. 417 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: So it's like there's a thing, there's a part of 418 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,440 Speaker 1: me when I'm in like a certain kind of mood 419 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,639 Speaker 1: where I'll go off about something that I know that 420 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: someone you know what I'm it's passive aggressive, like perfectly, 421 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: and she knows that he grew up with that, and 422 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,639 Speaker 1: so he's deep in his core he does feel like 423 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: that's the right thing to do to curtsy, and there's 424 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. But he knows logically, because he's 425 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: a smart man, that it is stupid that she is. 426 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 1: She knows he's he knows she's right. It's almost like 427 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 1: if you were to make fun of religion, like someone 428 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: who kind of like was raised Catholic and you're making 429 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: front of like Catholicism. They know now like it's all bullshit, 430 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,959 Speaker 1: but there's a core of them that was like, well, 431 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: this is my family that you're talking about, and I 432 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 1: think and my mom like who's dead. Like there's a 433 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: part of him that was annoyed. But I just love 434 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: I love that seen so much. But I really couldn't 435 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,120 Speaker 1: watch documentary because I was so like jealous of her, 436 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: and then I liked her a lot that way about me, 437 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,440 Speaker 1: nobody's ever had eyes like fluttering towards me, like it's 438 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: I've never gone through that period of falling for somebody 439 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 1: where I always because the thing is, I'm not able 440 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,239 Speaker 1: to keep that voice up, like that delicate voice when 441 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: you have to kind of hold onto when someone's falling 442 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: in love. My voice gets real gangernous and low, real fast, 443 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: So I'm not able to keep it up, like I can't. 444 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 1: I can do that for like half an hour and 445 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,159 Speaker 1: then lovingly and pirate, Like remember the first night she 446 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 1: met him, she goes out and she kept like even 447 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: though she met him and they kind of both knew instantly, 448 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,879 Speaker 1: like there's a spark here, she kept her engagement for 449 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: later that evening, so she had to leave. Like whereas 450 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: me I would have been like, I'll cancel everything for you, 451 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,560 Speaker 1: like I'm going to move here, she like still went 452 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 1: out and was like I can't hang out that long 453 00:20:54,880 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: with the fucking Yes. This girl masterful and I am 454 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 1: wrapping up Megan. I used to be I used to 455 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: not be a fan of hers, and I know it's 456 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,399 Speaker 1: because of what the press put out there, Like I 457 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,639 Speaker 1: am now such a huge fan of hers. She is 458 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,119 Speaker 1: so smart. She if you if you watch the documentary, 459 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,159 Speaker 1: this girl was already do like she was Princess Diana 460 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,639 Speaker 1: like she's already doing humanitarian work when she was just 461 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,680 Speaker 1: on Suits. She and she kind of brags for a 462 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: minute about being like, you know, when my off season 463 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,399 Speaker 1: for Suits, I wasn't the show she was on in Canada. 464 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: She was like, you know, I I wasn't looking for 465 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 1: the next indie project that was gonna win me awards. 466 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: I was, you know, flying to Rwanda to like do 467 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 1: And this was before she met Harry, Like she was 468 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: already she was always thinking that scarf and like and 469 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: just playing. She's a good person. I like her a 470 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: lot and she's smart. Remember did you hear the poem 471 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,719 Speaker 1: she wrote as a kid. She memorized that whole thing. 472 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 1: It was like really good station about like women's equality 473 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: and the soap commercial and ship that was crazy. I 474 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: mean she got a soap commercial changed because it said 475 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,119 Speaker 1: like women across the country hate doing dishes and she 476 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: wrote into like Dawn soap and was like as a 477 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: little girl and was like why you say all women 478 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 1: across the country. Why can't it be all people men 479 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: do dishes too? You're making it And she got it changed. 480 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: They changed the commercial like this is she's a little 481 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 1: tenacious girl and she I loved Tim Dillon I posted 482 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: this yesterday, had a bit where he's like he was 483 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: talking about how she was like I was the smart one. 484 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 1: I wasn't the hot one. He was like, yeah, because 485 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: you weren't hot, but now you are so drop it, 486 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: Like He's like, you had to be. But I like 487 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: that she was kind of awkward looking and like I 488 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: like her. Yes, I I definitely felt like I felt 489 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: like her old outfits. I was like, Okay, she was 490 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: hot when she was like, she started being hot when 491 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 1: she as soon as she was in high school, where 492 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: like maybe yeah, when she was really little, she was 493 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: like yeah, she just looked like a normal kid. And 494 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,920 Speaker 1: so it's kind of satisfying to see like that she 495 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,520 Speaker 1: became like insanely, when did you figure it? Outrage? Because 496 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: you keep getting better looking? Um, and I'm wondering, and 497 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,639 Speaker 1: you really do. And I knew that face was going 498 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: to follow this, but I'm serious, Like every time I 499 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: like see you on Instagram, I'm just like, oh my god. 500 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,400 Speaker 1: And you know, me and my boyfriend are big fans 501 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 1: of Rachel fine Stein's looks and we share like like 502 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: clips and be like she looks so good. You're just 503 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 1: so pretty, but like it takes so long to figure 504 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: this stuff out, like to figure out gangerdnus acne in 505 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: high school, like I needed operation for my act. I 506 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: needed to be like I had zits that were just 507 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 1: like I mean, appalling, Like I don't know how I 508 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: was just I was hurling my body around it being outside. 509 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: I've always had the kind of skin where like it 510 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,680 Speaker 1: can't survive many different temperature changes. That's why I'm always 511 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 1: fascinating to see people like outside on dates, like we 512 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: went for a hike, like Megan, seems like that sleep 513 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,159 Speaker 1: outside and intent with a fucking guy like that. I 514 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,440 Speaker 1: could never do that. That would one He'd see me 515 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,640 Speaker 1: one day in some fucking bold light, some African sunlight, 516 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,239 Speaker 1: and he'd be like, this girl's gotta go. She's jacked up. 517 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,200 Speaker 1: Also has skin sensitivity to the sun. No, you're you 518 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: have like, uh, you have have skin malasma and my 519 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 1: my pores are huge. I'm this. I hear what you're saying. Reach. 520 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 1: I gotta say though, that I think that there is 521 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: some runoff PTSD from when you had terrible skin in 522 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 1: high school rage because I think now you there's body 523 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,639 Speaker 1: dysmorphia going on, which I'm sure you have to like 524 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 1: acknowledge a little bit because I know that sometimes like 525 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: someone will say something like a makeup artist or something. 526 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,359 Speaker 1: Nowadays we'll say something that will trigger you to be 527 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: back in that moment, but it's like it just isn't 528 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 1: that way anymore. Do you feel like haunted by that 529 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,720 Speaker 1: when it was such an issue for you? And do 530 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: you still feel like because even um, who was I 531 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 1: someone was talking about, I'm still that person that was 532 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,120 Speaker 1: like with someone who loses weight is still a fat 533 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 1: but they still feel fat. You know, like, do you 534 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: feel haunted by it? I mean, right now, I could 535 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: like I feel like my skin is okay right now. 536 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: But just like last week, I was doing Billy Burr's 537 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: podcast and I was like actively peeling, like I was 538 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 1: just like my whole I have to use retin it. 539 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,440 Speaker 1: So there's always a lot going on. It's a it's 540 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: a cocktail of things I have to do to like 541 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,199 Speaker 1: sort of patch my face up. Everybody stopped beating off 542 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,159 Speaker 1: at home and focus on, um, it's just cool your erections. 543 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,119 Speaker 1: It is tough, but it's not as bad as it 544 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 1: was in high school. And I'm sure, I mean, you know, 545 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,399 Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I tell myself, I go, you know, 546 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 1: you see it, other people don't see it. And then 547 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: I walked into the comedy seller and ZiT. And then 548 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: Keith Robinson goes, why is Rachel z It winking at me? 549 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 1: So so media, It's like that are always real healthfully, 550 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: like Rachel Zick keeps flirting with me right at all? 551 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: Why would you go outside with that? So that's the thing. Also, 552 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: when you're around comedians, like even if you're starting to 553 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: get more confident, not comedians like Nicky, because Nikki will 554 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: take care of me and be lovely and say encouraging things. 555 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 1: But like, if you're around these animals, all the male 556 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: comics are, I mean, they'll just Keith was like, I 557 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 1: got dressed. I thought I was freaking taking a few 558 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 1: good risks. He was like, why does ChIL dressed like 559 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: she shops and suburban outfitters like that? It's so funny 560 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,639 Speaker 1: because and it is. I will say though that if 561 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: you had a terrible acne situation, no one would comment 562 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,199 Speaker 1: on it, do you know what I'm saying, Like, unless 563 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: you were doing a roast or something. Unless that's when 564 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: someone calls out something that is egregious, but no one's 565 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: gonna make a comment about your zi if you're someone 566 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,120 Speaker 1: that they think like you think they struggle with zits 567 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,000 Speaker 1: or no one's gonna make fun of someone who is obese. 568 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,159 Speaker 1: It's called them fat unless they like but maybe if 569 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,920 Speaker 1: they were a little pudgy, you know what I mean. Like, 570 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: if it's a huge issue, you're not going to call 571 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,440 Speaker 1: it out. But I do know how you feel. Like 572 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 1: I will feel probably feeling so good about myself, and 573 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,560 Speaker 1: then you know, for me, it'll be like I'll be 574 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,399 Speaker 1: around another girl who I know is already prettier than me, 575 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,240 Speaker 1: but I'm like, hey, I'm kind of in the same league, 576 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: or like i feel like I feel like I'm I 577 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: feel good about myself. It doesn't even matter if I'm 578 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: in the same league. And then that girl will get 579 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: up from the table or like go to another some thing, 580 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: and then the people at the table with me and 581 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,400 Speaker 1: will go, god, she's so pretty, Like it's so insane, 582 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,400 Speaker 1: Like the keeping praise that other people get will then, 583 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 1: you know, really hurt me as opposed to something that 584 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: maybe so I think people know I'm so insecure that 585 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,399 Speaker 1: they don't make fun of me, and I don't hang 586 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,200 Speaker 1: out with male comics really ever that are that comfortable 587 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: to make fun of me physically, umure, just trying. It's 588 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 1: I have my dad's legs. Like this, I realized the 589 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 1: stuff that I get complimented for where people are like, 590 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,160 Speaker 1: oh my god, what do you do with your legs? 591 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,200 Speaker 1: And I go, I just was born, Like so many things, 592 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,000 Speaker 1: you're just born with. You're not doing anything like I 593 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,920 Speaker 1: do want to know, like what people are doing to 594 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: their faces when they do really change radically, like what 595 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,400 Speaker 1: kind of face clips. I'm up studying all these things. 596 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 1: But the things that people go, Nikki, you have the 597 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 1: best legs, I won't take the compliment because I didn't 598 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: do anything to get them. I just I have my 599 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,399 Speaker 1: dad's legs, like I was just born with them. So 600 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 1: I can't even take the compliment, which is dumb, because 601 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,440 Speaker 1: if I worked for it, I'd go, well, I just 602 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 1: worked out that's all I had to do. It's not 603 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,239 Speaker 1: even really me, you know, like I can't some way 604 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,120 Speaker 1: I'd figure out not to to deflect it. But um yeah, 605 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,399 Speaker 1: it's just I feel like every day is uh, it 606 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:17,760 Speaker 1: just it changes of my It's more consistent now of 607 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,480 Speaker 1: like since I'm doing these mantras of like I approve 608 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,680 Speaker 1: of myself. I approve of myself, Like I've been saying 609 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: that a lot. Whatever you also say about like the 610 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,239 Speaker 1: girls that you think look really good, Um, they can 611 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,160 Speaker 1: never hear it enough because they all work so hard 612 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 1: on it. Not that it's good to keep, you know, 613 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: feeding that, but I'm just saying, like, you know, the 614 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 1: the girl that you think like because people look at 615 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: you and they're like, she's like absurdly or rationally hot. 616 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 1: But you always point out that the girls that look 617 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: like that, they're putting a lot of work in so 618 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 1: they do in fact need the compliment, or they'd welcome 619 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: it at least. So yes, you know, because they're always 620 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 1: just like caring, so caring more. It's my prettiest friends 621 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: are so desperate for compliments, and I'm always just like, 622 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: but it's a given, and so I sometimes just have 623 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: to convince myself, oh yeah, that's why people are complimenting you. 624 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: It's just a given, Nikki. But there are times though 625 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: that I would like to like be able to not 626 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,920 Speaker 1: be like. We also live in a culture where if 627 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, I look gross today, people are like no, 628 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: and it's like, but sometimes I do, and that should 629 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: be okay, you know what I mean, Like the idea 630 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: that it's like, no, you don't, don't say that. It's 631 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: like I'm not saying I don't deserve love. I'm just 632 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: saying I look haggard and that's just a fact, and 633 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: that it's it's okay, but people go, no, you're beautiful 634 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,440 Speaker 1: on the inside or whatever. You know, it's just like 635 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 1: now I can just be gross one day it's okay, 636 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: but it's you know, you still struggle with it. I um, 637 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 1: I was on dem MOI the other day or a 638 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Do you know what is okay? 639 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 1: So it's like this Instagram account where they just do 640 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 1: gossip about celebrities. I'm sure you've heard of it or 641 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: like maybe been sent something of it, but it's all 642 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 1: like people just right in um about celebrities, either like 643 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: they're friends with someone who's sleeping with a lister or 644 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: like it's just all gossip and it's all blind items 645 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: where it's like they sometimes they'll say the person's name, 646 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 1: but it's just all users submitted from piddling. You know something, Yes, 647 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 1: I only think I would never do those things, like 648 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: so I'm like, I, God, I should start going to 649 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: Magnolia so people know there's like there's really are five 650 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: restaurants you can go to and you will see someone 651 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: or like, you know, just like cackling like some sort 652 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 1: of day day drinking at like some perfectly impeccable place. Yes, well, Rachel, 653 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,760 Speaker 1: you and I could absolutely submit to Dunma Noah, you 654 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 1: as well. Like the things we know about celebrities like 655 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: this is who submitting is like friends of celebrities who 656 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,720 Speaker 1: have inside scoop and so they I mean they'll report 657 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: about affairs happening, choking on her water and his soul. Yes, yes, 658 00:30:50,720 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: that is literally what happens, coughing up flamin of filings. Amount. Well, 659 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: I've only been on it a couple of times, and 660 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 1: when you get on it, you're kind of like, oh man, 661 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: I'm someone like the fact that my name, well, one 662 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: of them I won't even say. It was like ages 663 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: ago and it was um, it was I was like whatever. 664 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: And that that one I'll skip and maybe talk about 665 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: it another time when I have more distance. But then 666 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 1: there was one the other day where so it's dem 667 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 1: d e U x m O I and on their 668 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: their Instagram stories where everything goes down. Their page itself 669 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: is nothing but the Instagram story. And she posted like, 670 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: tell me about celebrities weird foods you've seen them eat like, 671 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: and so people are just submitting, like every single they've 672 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: saw Sean Penn eating a hot dog without the bond 673 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,840 Speaker 1: or what like, they'll just like say, and someone wrote, no, 674 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,520 Speaker 1: what you have the exact phrasing. Saw Nicky Glazer dump 675 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:56,400 Speaker 1: an entire pepper shaker on her seemingly dry salad. Okay, 676 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 1: So I got a lot of people writing me about 677 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: this and screenshoting it and being like, oh busted, there's 678 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: so much truth to this. I love pepper, always have. 679 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: I as a kid, I hated the taste of scrambled eggs, 680 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 1: so I would dump all the pepper on it. Would 681 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,239 Speaker 1: you couldn't even see egg. I love pepper. I can 682 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: handle it's not too spicy. I used to do this 683 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 1: on salads a lot. I think that's probably around two eighteens. 684 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 1: Someone saw this and the but the dry salad thing 685 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: really bothers me because this sounds like an anorexic person, 686 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: which I definitely do have anorexic food tendencies, no question, 687 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: because I was for a very long time, and some 688 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 1: of them have carried over to just things I actually like. 689 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 1: But a dry salad. I do not have dry salads. 690 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: That is something that is a deprivation thing. I think 691 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 1: anyone who says they like dry s out is lying. 692 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 1: They're just trying to avoid calories. You don't You're doing 693 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: that is not something I do anymore. If it was 694 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 1: a dry salad is because they didn't have vegan dressing 695 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: or any dressing that I liked, Like they only had 696 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: like ranch or something. But I would never and so 697 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: I would never do that. I just want to clear 698 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: the air on that because but it just upset me 699 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 1: because I was like, it just sounded like an like 700 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: if I read Scarlett Johanson to that, I'd be like, 701 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: fuck diet. I'm like, yeah, I get it because like 702 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 1: the person that does that, it makes them sound like 703 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 1: a little bit. It's not it's not a good lot. 704 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: It's crazy. But you I feel like, um, I've never 705 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: seen you eat a dry salad. You you have the 706 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: most specific orders and and I feel like you, Nikki, 707 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,360 Speaker 1: A lot of her friends are all very hot blondes 708 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: um that I eat like a lot of tubuli and 709 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,479 Speaker 1: grains and eat certain sauces on the side and oils 710 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 1: on the sun. Whenever I'm with you guys and I 711 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: try to imitate your orders something we all well, we 712 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: all have histories of eating disorders, so we all have 713 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,400 Speaker 1: like these very specific like things that But I love sauces, 714 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,280 Speaker 1: I love dressings, and you have dressings on your salad. 715 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,240 Speaker 1: But I definitely don't like it. Like it's like it's 716 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 1: it's very cute. It's like the way Meg Ryan would 717 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,720 Speaker 1: order and when Harry met s it's obnoxious. And I'm 718 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: sure it is like a talk of the seller, like 719 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 1: of like Nikki's fucking order because the whole table was 720 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: filled with different sides of things. I tip very well 721 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: whenever I'm this demanding. I've got more lax in my 722 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,479 Speaker 1: older life of like, okay, so they put on the salad, 723 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,279 Speaker 1: who cares Like it's going to be more than I want, 724 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,920 Speaker 1: but like just eat it, like just get eat what 725 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: they give you. But um, yeah, it was just it 726 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: made me realize very well and take care of everybody 727 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 1: and are very lovely. I am also so annoying in 728 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,880 Speaker 1: stories and restaurants, people can tell immediately I'm from New York. 729 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: When I'm in l A. It takes them fucking seconds 730 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 1: to be like, oh, you're here from New York, I'm 731 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,239 Speaker 1: wearing like a black cape, and what what are some 732 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,839 Speaker 1: of your demands? Where do you like shine? When you're 733 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,120 Speaker 1: like in that way of being rush and I try 734 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,440 Speaker 1: to act like that, I am, and I can't. I 735 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,520 Speaker 1: never really fall in sync with that l A way 736 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 1: of speaking that kind of like hey, like the conversation 737 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 1: before the conversation, you know, like I feel like there's 738 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,360 Speaker 1: there's a fucking little just I just sound impatient, I 739 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,360 Speaker 1: sound like a twat, and then I try to overdo 740 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 1: it after with the compliments and the tip, but I'm 741 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 1: apologizing for how the whole time. Yes, I feel the 742 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,320 Speaker 1: same way about this conversation before the conversation. I my 743 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,640 Speaker 1: boyfriend early on in a relationship coined glazer exits, which 744 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,360 Speaker 1: is like as soon as I want to leave, I 745 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,840 Speaker 1: just go. I don't do a whole thing of like 746 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm probably gonna take off. I don't 747 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: even know how that works. When people just kind of 748 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 1: put their bag on their shoulder and kind of like 749 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,239 Speaker 1: signal to people they are gonna leave or they need 750 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,439 Speaker 1: to like announce they're gonna leave and then talk about 751 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 1: leaving or like a fairy godmother Nikki's out like a like, 752 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: I just go and it's it's not because I'm like 753 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,359 Speaker 1: I got offended and I need to leave on a time. 754 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,759 Speaker 1: It's just like when I want to. Everyone has a 755 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 1: moment where they go, I want to go, and I 756 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,560 Speaker 1: think most people go, I'm gonna be like socially more 757 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,239 Speaker 1: acceptable and ease into the going. I just go, and 758 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,320 Speaker 1: it's not an insult to anyone. I just want to go, 759 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: and it's it is hasty, and I do know that 760 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,279 Speaker 1: people get like triggered by it because abandonment issues and 761 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: it's probably a little bit of my own thing of 762 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,840 Speaker 1: like I don't like goodbyes, so I just kind of 763 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 1: want to vanish and then I don't have to. It's 764 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: a good fucking Irish exit. I respect it. I like, 765 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,319 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. It's a fucking rap. 766 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,239 Speaker 1: I I always call an uber to get out because 767 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: I don't know how to say good bye to people. 768 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,200 Speaker 1: And I show the uber screen and I go, oh, 769 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 1: he's here. We'll speaking up. We gotta take a break 770 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: and we'll be right back after this all right, We're 771 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,799 Speaker 1: back with Rachel Feinstein. You can see her on New 772 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 1: Year's Eve at the punch Line, Philly punch Line, is 773 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,160 Speaker 1: that right? Helium Helium and helium Helium, don't go to 774 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,160 Speaker 1: the punch line. Please don't um Helium and Philly. That's 775 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 1: a good club. I love Helium. I do too. As 776 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,960 Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out where to shoot my special, 777 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,799 Speaker 1: I've gotta find a theater with like lower lower. Yes, 778 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,440 Speaker 1: that's my next special too. I want it to be 779 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 1: more intimate and small like low like that is absolutely 780 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,759 Speaker 1: I can't wait for your next special, Rachel. It's when 781 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,960 Speaker 1: I play in like an auditorium like type of I 782 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,840 Speaker 1: always it reminds me of school. When I even smell 783 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,680 Speaker 1: a school, I I'm just like, oh, I never want 784 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: to go back because I stuck it up so bad. Yeah, 785 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,239 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to with my daughter. But yeah, I 786 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 1: had like I was in detention so much. I had 787 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,520 Speaker 1: like a detention dance. I just like the head of 788 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,880 Speaker 1: thing everybody. When I walked into detention, I was like attention. 789 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,920 Speaker 1: You weren't a bad kid, you were just a d 790 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: d yes, but I was also bad, like I brought whippets, 791 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,480 Speaker 1: tanks to school a lot. Wait, because I'm guessing you 792 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,160 Speaker 1: were trying to make friends and be popular. Yeah, I 793 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,360 Speaker 1: loved whippets too. I was, um, and uh, what do 794 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,160 Speaker 1: they feel like? You just laugh a lot. It's like 795 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: I can't smoke pot because it accentuates every quality I've 796 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,480 Speaker 1: been trying to erase, you know. So I like whippets. 797 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,080 Speaker 1: I want to laugh and have a fun, loving time 798 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 1: if like, if I smoke pot, you know, I just 799 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,319 Speaker 1: like think people want me to to leave and don't 800 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,880 Speaker 1: care for me. But um, I was pretty into But 801 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,400 Speaker 1: I would get in trouble for you know, for talking, 802 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: for running my goddamn mouth. I've always been that for 803 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,279 Speaker 1: mocking ship and um I had the teacher, Miss Volo, 804 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 1: and I would do an impression of her. She would 805 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,960 Speaker 1: sort of lunge and do this kind of lunge action phrases. 806 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,319 Speaker 1: She was always trying to make history fun and using 807 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,759 Speaker 1: her body with histories. She knew I had impression of her, 808 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 1: so I'd get like a lot of time outs and stuff. 809 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 1: So you were like the class clown like they talked 810 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,759 Speaker 1: about like you had. I was in trouble a lot. 811 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: I mean, we my my first high school. Um, I 812 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,600 Speaker 1: was just getting DC and after and it was like 813 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,920 Speaker 1: an emergency. There was like nightly meetings about me. And 814 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,280 Speaker 1: then they took me to this other school called Thornton Friends, 815 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,640 Speaker 1: which I didn't realize was like a school where they 816 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: sent the bad kids. Everybody called it snorton fiends. And 817 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 1: so then they sent me to warn Fiends because I 818 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,600 Speaker 1: wasn't going to graduate. And all of your friends from 819 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: high school you went to a new what what what great? 820 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:45,000 Speaker 1: Did you transfer? Junior year of high school transferred? And then, um, 821 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: I would miss my old friends. Yeah. I would pass 822 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,160 Speaker 1: by my friend Lisa Kaplan, I remember, and when I 823 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,360 Speaker 1: would see her, we both drive to high school. I 824 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 1: was driving my mom's Pontiac Glamans. Saw Lisa try to 825 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,640 Speaker 1: make her laugh. Had to get a laugh, so I 826 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: tried to do a like impression of someone driving or 827 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 1: something at the ups truck um and totaled my mom's Lamons. 828 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,320 Speaker 1: And then it was such a tiny school that the 829 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,279 Speaker 1: police officer picked me up. I was weeping. He was 830 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,400 Speaker 1: kind of holding me, and um, kind of weeping on 831 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: his arm. I was hit on hand, hit on me 832 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,960 Speaker 1: and and he dropped me off in school but there 833 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,360 Speaker 1: was only, like, you know, fifteen kids in this school, 834 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,360 Speaker 1: like so, so everybody saw me come in in the 835 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,840 Speaker 1: cop car, and I remember calling my mom another example 836 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,040 Speaker 1: where somebody's not protected, being like I was in an 837 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: accident but I'm okay, and she's like, well, how's the 838 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: damn Lamon's ship Lamon's. She was always like, shit, Rachel, 839 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,880 Speaker 1: you know I need that Lamon's. I knew this was 840 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:46,160 Speaker 1: gonna happen. I think everyone got into an accident in 841 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: high school, like you, Yeah, I got into well, I 842 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: hit a garbage man with my car when I was sixteen, 843 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 1: like just ran over a garbage man and almost killed him. 844 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 1: He sued me four years later. It was like a 845 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,360 Speaker 1: whole fucking thing. But my sister got into an accident. 846 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,960 Speaker 1: I think it's insane that we let kids on the 847 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,120 Speaker 1: road with no actual formal driving instruction. I mean, you 848 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,160 Speaker 1: could just learn from your dad in a parking lot 849 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,560 Speaker 1: for an hour and then go ace the test because 850 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: you have a good day, and then you're just out 851 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,279 Speaker 1: on the road. I mean it would be I would 852 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,719 Speaker 1: be terrified. I was driving wildly, just like assuming the night. 853 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,279 Speaker 1: It's amazing we didn't die. Going rogue like that. It 854 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 1: was a terrible idea. Do you are you your daughter? 855 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,360 Speaker 1: How old is she now about to be four? Frankie 856 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,640 Speaker 1: is two and a half. Yeah, she's she's it's weird. 857 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,919 Speaker 1: That's like she's coming to life. Yeah, Like she calls 858 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,320 Speaker 1: me sweetie. She goes, go ahead, sweetie, Like when I 859 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,640 Speaker 1: leave the like she just missed, I'm gonna go to 860 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,839 Speaker 1: the cellar. I'll be back in the morning. She goes, 861 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,239 Speaker 1: I'll go ahead, sweetie. I'm like, don't talk to me 862 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,399 Speaker 1: like you're like an older waitress. I just wiped your ass. 863 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,080 Speaker 1: She's like, and she listens like that. She listens like 864 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:01,000 Speaker 1: just not She's like, how stand has retirement, you know, 865 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:05,399 Speaker 1: it's an adjustment, adjustment that's actually listens like she's been there. 866 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,200 Speaker 1: She's just hilarious. Do you see do you see her 867 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,360 Speaker 1: being like intentionally funny yet or is it all just unintentionally? 868 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,520 Speaker 1: She does both. I mean she has a lot of 869 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: like voices, she has a lot of faces that she 870 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,480 Speaker 1: makes in the mirror, and she's definitely like she's a ham. 871 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,800 Speaker 1: She also speaks Spanish fluently, and we don't speak Spanish. 872 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,399 Speaker 1: She goes to his Spanish daycare, so she a lot. 873 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,680 Speaker 1: So that's kind of funny, like she's always happy with me. 874 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,359 Speaker 1: In Spanish, she's like and she says yeah yeah, which 875 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, no Spanish speaking person said a racist impression 876 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,080 Speaker 1: of a Spanish Yeah. Yeah, she's always she's had it 877 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,600 Speaker 1: with me because she just errands around the room and 878 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,600 Speaker 1: she's like up to things. You know, I've become like 879 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,719 Speaker 1: an impediment. She's like, come on, like I'm trying to 880 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,800 Speaker 1: do this thing. I'm trying to put all your jewelry 881 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,560 Speaker 1: in this cart and push it down the stairs. Bitch, 882 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,960 Speaker 1: get off my dick, you know. Working. Yeah, she's always 883 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,120 Speaker 1: doing some weird matter. Yet she sounds incredible. Are you 884 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,320 Speaker 1: having this like morning period, like she's not a baby anymore? 885 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,439 Speaker 1: Like are you having is it? Do you get sad 886 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,480 Speaker 1: at different stages that they go into? Are you excited 887 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,319 Speaker 1: for the next one? I am definitely glad that she's 888 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 1: not like a little because it's just like so exhausting. 889 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: And then you're always like, oh, she could die, she 890 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: could die. Every second you're just like, she almost died, 891 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,000 Speaker 1: she's about to die, she almost died. It's just she 892 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,359 Speaker 1: almost side, she's about to die. So I wasn't good 893 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,360 Speaker 1: with that, and then Pete has no instincts with that, 894 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,719 Speaker 1: so like he would. He took her to the park 895 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,759 Speaker 1: one day. He was trying to put her on the 896 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 1: big swing. He was like, I'm teaching her. I'm like, 897 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,280 Speaker 1: she's six months. She would have immediately died. What the fuck. 898 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 1: He's like, I'll just teach, you know, we can't teach 899 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:37,040 Speaker 1: her anything. No teaching, she's six months, Like, you'll do 900 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,840 Speaker 1: stuff where I'm like, oh my god. One day I 901 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,680 Speaker 1: walked in, he was trying to give her a carrot. 902 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,880 Speaker 1: He's like, I'm teaching her about carrots. Some fucking carrot, 903 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,319 Speaker 1: you moron. Let me teach her a ship. What are 904 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,880 Speaker 1: you doing? And he's like, I know. He goes relix, 905 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,440 Speaker 1: I know infant CPR because she's he's a fireman on 906 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,400 Speaker 1: the kid. He's like, she choked. I would know how 907 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 1: to help her. I'm like, no, you just don't give 908 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,160 Speaker 1: her a carrot, you deep asshole. And then do you 909 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,360 Speaker 1: Whenever I leave, he like he always puts her in 910 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,520 Speaker 1: a black turtleneck and like these same jeans. I don't 911 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,680 Speaker 1: even know where he gets this stuff. He dresses her 912 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 1: like Steve Jobs, Like whenever I'm not there, but it's 913 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,640 Speaker 1: always when she's a baby because I'm like always afraid 914 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,680 Speaker 1: of different things, um so, and and there's been like 915 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,239 Speaker 1: active construction. So I'm glad that she's running around now. 916 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,480 Speaker 1: And you know, like I'm I like to talk. Ship. 917 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,960 Speaker 1: Pete's like more of a doer. He gets, you know, 918 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,040 Speaker 1: he's like we did that Languages of Love thing, and 919 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,400 Speaker 1: he's like he's like, you know, acts of service, an 920 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,200 Speaker 1: active service. Who gives I want ship? So she when 921 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,560 Speaker 1: he was little, it was like he was good at 922 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 1: the change in the diper, like all that kind of stuff. 923 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,080 Speaker 1: I like to talk so she can hang. Now she 924 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,360 Speaker 1: like says some funny stuff. It's more fun. It's not 925 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,200 Speaker 1: all this. It's less like just manual and like I 926 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,640 Speaker 1: had to take her to parks. I hate parks. Yes, 927 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,080 Speaker 1: a woman like pushing a swing. I assume she needs 928 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,200 Speaker 1: to be rescued. It's just such a bottomized activity, like 929 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: the pushing. It's like you should be wearing some sort 930 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,800 Speaker 1: of medical gown while you're doing it, you know. So 931 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,680 Speaker 1: he would take her to parks and things like that, 932 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,560 Speaker 1: and now there's more like I can talk to her 933 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,600 Speaker 1: and hang with her, and I'm better at that. Yes, 934 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: that's where I want to come in as a mom. 935 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,239 Speaker 1: It's like I love that now that my sister's kids are, 936 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,719 Speaker 1: Like I like talking to them. I like like like 937 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,800 Speaker 1: when they sit down to draw and I get to 938 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,960 Speaker 1: like hear what they're drawing and ask them about it 939 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 1: and like that is like my favorite time. But like 940 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,440 Speaker 1: doing things, that's such an interesting thing, Like the love 941 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,480 Speaker 1: language is like I don't and I like buying gifts 942 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 1: for them. I like buying gifts and I like talking 943 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,319 Speaker 1: to them, but I don't. Yeah, that's the fun part. 944 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 1: But um, I was actually like you talking about like 945 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,880 Speaker 1: the CPR thing like do you are you haunted by 946 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,560 Speaker 1: things of like this could happen? And then what would 947 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,840 Speaker 1: I do? Like do you run a million? Is constant 948 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,840 Speaker 1: stress like that because even last night I was like 949 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,360 Speaker 1: I live alone, Like what if I start choking? Like 950 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,080 Speaker 1: what would I do when I was like running through 951 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 1: Like what I would do alone? I think I would 952 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,080 Speaker 1: survive because I would came when came up with several 953 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,960 Speaker 1: scenarios of like you know, hurling myself over a chair 954 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,440 Speaker 1: or just like thudding into the ground just chest first. 955 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,400 Speaker 1: But like I if I start doing that, like you 956 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,719 Speaker 1: can there's a thousand scenarios where you're like, what would 957 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 1: I do? Do you do you find? And that's what 958 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,719 Speaker 1: makes me kind of worried about being a mom is 959 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,480 Speaker 1: like over worrying um or becoming somebody ever worries he's 960 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,280 Speaker 1: gonna hurt herself. But UM, for myself, I don't really worry. 961 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,399 Speaker 1: I don't think about death too much. I just worry 962 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,480 Speaker 1: if people are mad at me, you know, like you 963 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,680 Speaker 1: think much more about that. Like I've never think about 964 00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,880 Speaker 1: death because yeah, again, it's just I'm too vain in 965 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,799 Speaker 1: other ways to death. How might help you with being 966 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,279 Speaker 1: people being mad at you? Because everyone's gonna die. The 967 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: other day, my friend was worried someone's gonna be mad 968 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,879 Speaker 1: at her and go just know that their thoughts about 969 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,440 Speaker 1: you will be vapor someday, just like everything else. And 970 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,200 Speaker 1: she was like, oh, that helps, And I was like, 971 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,200 Speaker 1: that does help me. When someone's mad at me, I'm like, 972 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,560 Speaker 1: they're just their brain is going to shut off someday 973 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 1: and every thought they have about me will go with 974 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,520 Speaker 1: them too. But I know what you mean to merge 975 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,000 Speaker 1: those two because I feel like when I like when 976 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,359 Speaker 1: people were really worked up about in the beginning, when 977 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,759 Speaker 1: COVID was much more dangerous and stuff and everybody was. 978 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,799 Speaker 1: I was so annoyed because I was like, I don't 979 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,800 Speaker 1: care about germs. I don't want the germ people to 980 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,600 Speaker 1: be right, Like, oh god, you're so right. Let it 981 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,960 Speaker 1: be a genre I enjoy, like true crime or something 982 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: movie like pandemic films like don't yes, final thought, yes, 983 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,320 Speaker 1: but I don't care either. You and I are so 984 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,839 Speaker 1: on the same page about this, like I when people go, yo, 985 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,880 Speaker 1: you gotta wash your hands after, Like I'll do a 986 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,279 Speaker 1: meet and greet and then I'll just go right for 987 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,800 Speaker 1: my food after shaking literally two D fifty hands and 988 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,480 Speaker 1: having people like kiss my face and I'll forget to 989 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,440 Speaker 1: wash my hands. It's just if I but if I 990 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 1: touch a dog, I can feel the damneder on my hand. 991 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,040 Speaker 1: If I feel something actively on my hand, I will 992 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,680 Speaker 1: wash my hand. But if I don't feel it, if 993 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 1: I can't see it, I don't care. And it's probably 994 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,839 Speaker 1: why I'm sick right now. But I rarely do get sick. 995 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, I totally relate to that of like COVID 996 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,759 Speaker 1: made me. You know, everyone was washing their groceries and 997 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,520 Speaker 1: like wipings down things and that was a real struggle 998 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,640 Speaker 1: for me to pretend like I was doing that ship. Yeah, 999 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,000 Speaker 1: I can't. I don't give a fun I don't do 1000 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,600 Speaker 1: any gross one. I apologize if anything, but I'll stip 1001 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,200 Speaker 1: off anybody's drink. I remember my brother was like that too. 1002 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,759 Speaker 1: I remember one time I was at this pizza place 1003 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,240 Speaker 1: visiting him in Boston where he went to school for college, 1004 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,879 Speaker 1: and drunk guy came up, just like some drunk drunk 1005 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,120 Speaker 1: like frat funk, look like he just like graduated from 1006 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,960 Speaker 1: like rape Tech or some ship. And he walked, we're 1007 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,400 Speaker 1: eating pizza, and this guy walks up to the window 1008 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,399 Speaker 1: like he and my brothers has a holding a piece 1009 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 1: of pizza and he walks up like this. My brother 1010 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,360 Speaker 1: instinctively knew that the guy wanted to pretend like he 1011 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,520 Speaker 1: was licking my brother's pizza. They gave like a quick, 1012 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,440 Speaker 1: like blumbs up pizza up to the window, and the 1013 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,640 Speaker 1: guy was like, and he just licked all the way 1014 00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,680 Speaker 1: up the window just to ironically eat my brother's dub slice. 1015 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,080 Speaker 1: And they both were like, and I actually related to 1016 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,759 Speaker 1: that moment. I was like, that is a funny thing 1017 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,000 Speaker 1: to do, and I wouldn't even wouldn't even consider to me, 1018 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: like how Ran said that was to look away when 1019 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,919 Speaker 1: something drops on the floor, Like we're at a show, 1020 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,520 Speaker 1: and I think I've said this on the pud guess before. 1021 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,840 Speaker 1: But I dropped my invisiline on the floor and I 1022 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,520 Speaker 1: picked it up, and I was about to go on stage, 1023 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,000 Speaker 1: so I took them out. They fell on the floor, 1024 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,320 Speaker 1: and then I just put them back in my pocket, 1025 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,520 Speaker 1: and Chris looked at me like, no, you gotta wash them, 1026 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,120 Speaker 1: and I go, I'll wash them later. And then later 1027 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,759 Speaker 1: on I put him back in and he goes, not 1028 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,120 Speaker 1: not and I go, it doesn't. It doesn't. I can't 1029 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,120 Speaker 1: see it. And they didn't fall into a pile of vomit, 1030 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,880 Speaker 1: so it's gonna be okay. I just don't care. Um. 1031 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,800 Speaker 1: I remember one time I was on a trip with 1032 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,080 Speaker 1: my sister, like five day trip or something, and I 1033 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,440 Speaker 1: forgot my toothbrush, so I was just using hers when 1034 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,600 Speaker 1: she wasn't like to brush my like every day and 1035 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,239 Speaker 1: night and morning, because I kept forgetting to get one 1036 00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,799 Speaker 1: when we would stop at a gas station or whatever. 1037 00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,799 Speaker 1: And by the end of the week, I remember, at 1038 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,759 Speaker 1: one point we were both brushing our teeth together and 1039 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,719 Speaker 1: so she caught me not having a tooth. She was like, 1040 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,560 Speaker 1: you don't have a Toothbruson. I go, oh, I forgot mine, 1041 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,239 Speaker 1: and she goes, what have you been doing? Oh? And 1042 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,360 Speaker 1: so I had this like weird moment where do I 1043 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,320 Speaker 1: tell her I've been using hers or does she just 1044 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,239 Speaker 1: think I'm gross and haven't brush my teeth for a week? 1045 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,080 Speaker 1: And I had to tell her. She was horrified. Yeah, 1046 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,640 Speaker 1: I don't care though, Like it's first of all, it's 1047 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,719 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a little bit girl. I get it, 1048 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,880 Speaker 1: like I get what people. He wants me not. He 1049 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,719 Speaker 1: wants me to stop I use his and I'm like, 1050 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,400 Speaker 1: you do, Yeah, I with him, but I but I 1051 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,040 Speaker 1: exactly he did exactly. But I've always been like that. 1052 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,120 Speaker 1: Nobody wants me to mix my stuff with the alwa 1053 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:21,320 Speaker 1: put your pile over there, because they know it's ransom stuff. 1054 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,279 Speaker 1: Like I'm always as soon as I touch people's things, 1055 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,360 Speaker 1: they become there's a certain vulgar to them. I remember 1056 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,560 Speaker 1: this lady one saying one of the things that hurt 1057 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,560 Speaker 1: most when I was on stage. I'm not name dropping, 1058 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,160 Speaker 1: but I was playing at like the Hebrew Home for 1059 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,880 Speaker 1: the Aging and the bronx Um. I could hear this 1060 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 1: woman talking about me, and two things that always stay 1061 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,320 Speaker 1: with me. One woman goes, something must have gone wrong 1062 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: in the early years. I was like, oh my god, 1063 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,840 Speaker 1: that's so fucking acting right. She had a pin on her. 1064 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,359 Speaker 1: I'll never forget that. She had a pin on her. 1065 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,000 Speaker 1: And she was violently shaking and so disgusted with me. 1066 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,200 Speaker 1: And I think about how much energy it must have taken, 1067 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,720 Speaker 1: with fucking shaking like that to get that fucking prince 1068 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 1: on her stupid lapel and just only to become downstair 1069 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,000 Speaker 1: to be so enraged by me. She had fucking a 1070 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,440 Speaker 1: perfect like aquanette sculpture, peach sculpture on her head, and 1071 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,480 Speaker 1: she's just sitting there like something must have gone wrong 1072 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,719 Speaker 1: in the early like just disgusting. And she also said, 1073 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 1: I'll never forget this lady. Um she she's probably died 1074 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,759 Speaker 1: during my show. But she goes, I in the middle 1075 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,759 Speaker 1: of my set and she goes, there's a vulgarity, not 1076 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,120 Speaker 1: just in the language, it's just there's a general not 1077 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:30,279 Speaker 1: just in the language, like a general just statue. She 1078 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,440 Speaker 1: had me down. I'm like, fuck, she's right, goddamn it. 1079 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,399 Speaker 1: The worst. Whenever someone asked me like what's your worst heckle? 1080 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,080 Speaker 1: The only thing that ever has stuck in my cross 1081 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,000 Speaker 1: is one girl, a hot girl in the front row, 1082 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,839 Speaker 1: going you just any kind of like that's just an 1083 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,880 Speaker 1: e from an attractive person, more than anything, Like more 1084 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,040 Speaker 1: than you're not funny, you're not talented, you're whatever. It's 1085 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,880 Speaker 1: just an ew of like no one needs to know that, 1086 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,640 Speaker 1: Like you're kind of oversharing. Like you know, if I'm 1087 00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: eating dinner and like part of my food falls onto 1088 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,239 Speaker 1: the table, I'm a clean plate club person. Like I 1089 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 1: eat everything that I like and it will all get 1090 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,080 Speaker 1: eaten no matter what I don't. I've never had like 1091 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,120 Speaker 1: to go containers in my life of like I've never 1092 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,080 Speaker 1: taken home anything. It all gets consumed. I will, but 1093 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,200 Speaker 1: if depending on who I'm eating with, because I know 1094 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,600 Speaker 1: people are so grossed out by like it touched the table, 1095 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,840 Speaker 1: I like, wait till you look away and sneak the 1096 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,759 Speaker 1: piece of food back on the plate so that I 1097 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,239 Speaker 1: can eat it, because but I will not. I'm so 1098 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,800 Speaker 1: I respect people so much who like if something falls 1099 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,680 Speaker 1: off onto the table, They're like not gonna eat that, 1100 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,879 Speaker 1: and they like put it on the side. I could 1101 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,520 Speaker 1: never do It's like a bite of food that I 1102 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,400 Speaker 1: would want. I could never do that. I want to 1103 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,040 Speaker 1: eat the way preserve that little Jesus cracker that they 1104 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,600 Speaker 1: give Catholics, a little Jesus cheeseus thing. I loved where 1105 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,320 Speaker 1: they lower it Jesus. I love the way they like 1106 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,319 Speaker 1: lower it into your face. That's how I want all 1107 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,239 Speaker 1: my snacks served to me, just like kind of like 1108 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,840 Speaker 1: laid back gently like that and just had things plopped 1109 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,000 Speaker 1: on my tongue. I don't know, God someday will accept ourselves. Rachel. 1110 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,839 Speaker 1: I swear to God, I love you so much. Thank 1111 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,239 Speaker 1: you for being here on this podcast. Lightful, You're the best. 1112 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,719 Speaker 1: You make me so happy. I'll continue sending pictures of 1113 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,200 Speaker 1: men comforting their girlfriends and wives and just different animals 1114 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,640 Speaker 1: caressing each other. What was that right? I just wanted 1115 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,759 Speaker 1: to say that that girl that said like you, it 1116 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,000 Speaker 1: reminded me of those couples that are on date nights 1117 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,440 Speaker 1: and there's always like I always feel so judged by 1118 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,320 Speaker 1: that couple, Like again, the guy's got his hand on 1119 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,680 Speaker 1: her lower back and she's like, like, I feel like 1120 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,200 Speaker 1: I bring those couples closer together, Like yes, they're gonna 1121 00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,279 Speaker 1: bond in the car on the way home. It's fun, 1122 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,279 Speaker 1: you know, to laugh at that fucking you know, it's 1123 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,920 Speaker 1: just at that raunch, fucking broad for an evening, but 1124 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,120 Speaker 1: not a hard life she must have, and they just 1125 00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,360 Speaker 1: kind of talk about how, oh god, I feel like 1126 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,919 Speaker 1: they they see me, and then they just hold onto 1127 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,080 Speaker 1: their wives a little more. Lady, I should appreciate her 1128 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,640 Speaker 1: like together. Uh you guys, go see Rachel on tour 1129 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,440 Speaker 1: anywhere you can see her. Follow her on in Instagram. 1130 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,040 Speaker 1: She is one of the best accounts out there. Support 1131 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,200 Speaker 1: her in every way. She's my favorite comic, one of 1132 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,160 Speaker 1: my favorite people too. I love you so much, Rage, 1133 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,879 Speaker 1: thank you for being here much. Thank you, thank you both. 1134 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,439 Speaker 1: Thank you my girl. Don'teka aunt Jack Patt