Speaker 1: No, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2: Back to me digging in my big tech.
Speaker 1: Let's do a bag haul, let's see what's inside.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. I have like three of the same website.
Speaker 2: Why because I just forget I had it and on
Speaker 2: the way, I'm I need this one.
Speaker 1: You go and buy it from Sephora. Every single time
Speaker 1: you're in there, bleep out the S word.
Speaker 2: I just said, Oh yeah, because our big deal.
Speaker 1: Yea, our big Sephora clab coming soon or Alta clob
Speaker 1: coming soon. No, wait, it's Tulsa, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Tulsa, Texas. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll start off strong. Why does someones have thirty one
Speaker 1: days and others have twenty eight?
Speaker 2: That's your starting off strong? Yeah, did you do any
Speaker 2: research for it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why I want to talk about it?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know? I don't I genuinely don't even know.
Speaker 2: Like why three hundred and sixty five days? Did that
Speaker 2: just sound good?
Speaker 1: I think that's because the rotation of like the earth around.
Speaker 2: Like why couldn't it just go like be like two,
Speaker 2: like that doubled? Like why did that have to like
Speaker 2: end the year?
Speaker 1: Like wait what?
Speaker 2: Like because you're saying like because I'm what I'm making
Speaker 2: comment on is I don't understand like time, ye, Like
Speaker 2: why did we have to be like all right, and
Speaker 2: then when that happens, the year is over and we're
Speaker 2: starting again.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Why why does time have to be repetitive? Why can't
Speaker 2: we just have a new one every time?
Speaker 1: We kind of do get a new one every time?
Speaker 2: No, but like new months, Like damn they could only
Speaker 2: come up with twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like at a certain point, it just starts
Speaker 1: doing the same thing it did last year.
Speaker 2: Last night Drew abandoned me at a bar. Oh. Also,
Speaker 2: we should clarify for our visual listeners visual watchers, what
Speaker 2: do you call them?
Speaker 1: Like? What are you tuner inners?
Speaker 2: Okay, for the people who tune in visually. We are
Speaker 2: at the Happy nine nine shop in New York. Because
Speaker 2: we're in New York.
Speaker 1: We're probably have no locations to film, and they graciously
Speaker 1: offered us a space.
Speaker 2: And you know what, when a good offer comes knocking
Speaker 2: at your door, you take it. When you get offered
Speaker 2: to be the first and only people to do a
Speaker 2: podcast in the shop.
Speaker 1: The fucked up thing is like you just mentioning, like,
Speaker 1: take a good offer when it comes your way, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed. I said no to this, but fucking
Speaker 1: Harry Styles asked me to open for his Madison Square
Speaker 1: Garden shows, all ten of them, and I decided. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I just I don't feel
Speaker 1: like it's the right fit for me. But like I
Speaker 1: said no because I was nervous.
Speaker 2: I was scared, you're you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Wait, that was really smooth. Yeah, I know I'm impressed
Speaker 3: with that one.
Speaker 2: But you see how you just cut me off.
Speaker 1: You see how you made it not smooth? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh I see how I sucked it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look and be like, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: I see that.
Speaker 2: You're so stupid for not taking that.
Speaker 1: I know I deserve that. I deserve to be called
Speaker 1: stupid because like that could have changed my life in
Speaker 1: a very big way. But like again, I was like.
Speaker 2: Did you just did? Like it's not that you felt
Speaker 2: like better than that, right, Like why did you say no?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was it was because I'm better than I should.
Speaker 1: I should have my own tin shows that Madison's okay?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: See? Like the thing is at this point, we could.
Speaker 1: Pack out, we could pack out msg yeah, we could
Speaker 1: pick it, pack it out simply like dollar tickets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you'd come to our show at Madison Square Garden,
Speaker 1: let us know.
Speaker 2: The thirty people who live in New York watch this.
Speaker 2: I'd go. But, like I was saying, that would.
Speaker 1: Be hilarious, thirty people in the crowd at fucking Madison
Speaker 1: Square Garden and us on stage doing.
Speaker 2: This reverb of the sound in there since there's no
Speaker 2: human bodies to catch the vibrations would be insane.
Speaker 1: It would be so like.
Speaker 2: What do sound checks there are even sound like? Because
Speaker 2: it must be like an insane like. Also, I saw
Speaker 2: someone at this dance party thing and like a bunch
Speaker 2: of them had earplugs him, like they brought their own
Speaker 2: like ear plugs, and they were nice, Like a bunch
Speaker 2: of people had Like I was like, damn, these are
Speaker 2: people who go to this kind of shit all the time.
Speaker 2: I want to keep They had yeahs and they had
Speaker 2: like ones that hung around their neck.
Speaker 1: I'm about to start doing that shit.
Speaker 2: Same because I am getting a little scared of like losing.
Speaker 1: My hearing that and like my ears hurt so fucking
Speaker 1: bad every time I go to a concert, Like it's
Speaker 1: so like annoying, Like when we were djaying, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is loud as fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh my ears don't hurt because I'm an EmPATH and
Speaker 2: I'm like used to listening. Oh yeah, so it's like
Speaker 2: my ears just don't hurt from like hearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you ever need someone to talk to? Are
Speaker 1: you ever tired of just like being the ear for
Speaker 1: everybody else?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm a bit of an egotistical kind of EmPATH
Speaker 2: because I don't even believe that there is another EmPATH
Speaker 2: as empathetic as me. So it's like I find myself
Speaker 2: in this position where I'm like, who, well, who do
Speaker 2: I turn to? Because the best listener is right here?
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I mean you can have inner dialogue with
Speaker 1: yourself now, like you can talk to yourself.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you want to use your vocal like yeah, like
Speaker 2: I want to, I want the vibrations.
Speaker 1: Of my voice talk to yourself in a mirror.
Speaker 2: Shock waves to my soul into a mirror. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: that's bad for your like your inner childs because you're
Speaker 2: looking at an adult you and you're supposed to you're
Speaker 2: talking as your inner child, and then you're like confusing
Speaker 2: yourself because you're like, oh my god, there's big me, talking.
Speaker 3: Will still work for you, Drew, because you're like fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since you're only like no, well, he turns.
Speaker 1: To I'm turning seventeen.
Speaker 3: You turned fifteen after you turned sixteen.
Speaker 2: For some ages rapidly, I thought you.
Speaker 3: Were going back.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm about to be seventeen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when when he hits eighteen, he jumps
Speaker 2: back again.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see I revert back when I hit a certain age.
Speaker 1: It's like this weird fucking thing, and like it's like
Speaker 1: this health thing.
Speaker 3: It's cool metal.
Speaker 2: Well, I know that it's a Benjamin button disease.
Speaker 1: It's like it's half that so, which is basically they
Speaker 1: call it Benjamin because I don't age all.
Speaker 3: The way back.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's called ben button.
Speaker 1: Ben butt, ben butt disease, Ben's butts disease.
Speaker 2: Like I've been trying to say, Drew abandoned me. Last night,
Speaker 2: We're in New York and we went to this bar
Speaker 2: and it had a photo booth and it was fun
Speaker 2: and sligh, and.
Speaker 1: For the first I actually tried my very hardest not
Speaker 1: to terrorize the value you all.
Speaker 2: Because when I got there, you could tell that I
Speaker 2: could read your vibe and you immediately bounced out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I wasn't terrorizing the vibe. I
Speaker 1: was just so tired, but like I rallied. I did
Speaker 1: my thing. I got a fucking beer because I'm a
Speaker 1: straight man, and I drink.
Speaker 2: It was costplaying straight.
Speaker 1: Like I drink a beer at a bar.
Speaker 2: Left drink a beer wearing an O PN hat. What
Speaker 2: shirt were you wearing? A jack Ash shirt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Jackass school shirt.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Literally, every everybody that saw me was like, wow, you
Speaker 1: look very straight today. Yeah, like literally, I got like
Speaker 1: three compliments saying it looks straight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because at one point we did the thing where we
Speaker 2: went to fake kiss and Elsie was like, you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't do that when you look like that. It
Speaker 2: is so scary.
Speaker 1: It's very real looking. But yeah, I'll let you tell
Speaker 1: your side of the story and then I'll tell mine.
Speaker 2: So me and Josie were the only ones like really
Speaker 2: like taken in drinks because we're fucking crazy and my
Speaker 2: girl wanted to have us late party night and I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'll tap in with her.
Speaker 2: So we were like having drinks being stupid and like
Speaker 2: we had been there for honestly, like way too long
Speaker 2: and we should have left forever ago. But on the
Speaker 2: way out, y'all started a new photo booth picture or
Speaker 2: who did it?
Speaker 1: It was it Josie, Yeah, it and Elsie.
Speaker 2: Josie and Elsie got in the photo booth, but it
Speaker 2: was one of those like film photo booths, so you
Speaker 2: have to wait fucking seven minutes for it to print.
Speaker 2: So they did that on the way out, and then
Speaker 2: we were like, oh my god. Like honestly, me and
Speaker 2: Josie were like, honestly, just get in the car because
Speaker 2: me and Josie kept being like, we want a city
Speaker 2: bike back. We want a city bike back, like it's
Speaker 2: all we talked about. We were like, I want to
Speaker 2: get on a city bike. I want to get on
Speaker 2: a city bike. It's because of my personality. Two nights ago,
Speaker 2: I took a city bike home and it was like
Speaker 2: the most serene, beautiful bike ride in my life. So
Speaker 2: because I'm addicted to like.
Speaker 1: This good feelings, having your wallflower moment, it was also the.
Speaker 2: Most silent night on earth. I genuinely think that my
Speaker 2: friends were the only people like alive.
Speaker 1: No one is talking about it, but New York literally
Speaker 1: does sleep. There is like a time that New York sleeps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like there is after.
Speaker 1: Ten pm on the weekdays it sleeps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially like I feel like in certain parts of
Speaker 2: Brooklyn it literally like it's also like.
Speaker 3: Not that windy here for being the windy city, for
Speaker 3: being the windy city.
Speaker 2: This is not the windy city.
Speaker 1: Oh where are the orange trees?
Speaker 2: Kai, Like you've never been anywhere?
Speaker 1: Oh, where's all the sun in the heat?
Speaker 2: Wait? Do you think the windy city is California or Florida?
Speaker 2: What are you.
Speaker 1: Where's all the mountains and shit the mountain state? Like?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: Wait, sounds like you don't know where the windy.
Speaker 1: City is either the windy shit, the windy shitty Chicago,
Speaker 1: the Orange City.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take you to Chicago. I'm gonna take you
Speaker 3: to Chicago.
Speaker 1: The Orange City of Flea, Florida. Holy shit. I love
Speaker 1: when I love.
Speaker 4: I thought you said I love women, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I love everyone.
Speaker 3: I feel like New York. I feel like I love people.
Speaker 3: Have fought over you this trip, Oh so far.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, but I have hose out here.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Finish your story. We'll get into that.
Speaker 2: I have to pull my pants down.
Speaker 1: They're like writing up my lower go lower.
Speaker 2: You want me to take my pants off, we'll bar it. Anyways,
Speaker 2: so I was like, me and Jesse were like, we
Speaker 2: need to get on a city bike. We need to
Speaker 2: get on a city bike, and like that was our
Speaker 2: main objective. So then when Drew called the car, We're
Speaker 2: like what And it was perfect timing though, because the
Speaker 2: fucking film photos had to be like developed out of
Speaker 2: the photo boos. So me and Jesse were like, oh,
Speaker 2: just go get in the car. We're gonna like literally
Speaker 2: have another drink and wait for this and then go
Speaker 2: on away.
Speaker 1: I was okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So we were like whatever and like but somehow we
Speaker 2: like nothing was being communicated through any person.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: It was like me and Josie fully understood each other's
Speaker 2: game plan and Elsie and Drew had no idea what
Speaker 2: was happening? Is that really loud?
Speaker 3: No? No, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the transformers are outside, yeah, like the robot, like
Speaker 2: the big gus. But no one, for some reason on
Speaker 2: there end didn't know what we were doing. And then
Speaker 2: I went outside and Drew. Drew was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: calling another uber because that uber literally just fucking yelled
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 1: I got into this uber and he yelled at me immediately,
Speaker 1: like I haven't been yelled at like that since I
Speaker 1: was like a child like he like scolded me and
Speaker 1: he was I like waved at him, like and he
Speaker 1: sat there for like I'm not joking, fifteen seconds, and
Speaker 1: then I had to cross I had to wait for
Speaker 1: three cars across the street. One of them honked at
Speaker 1: him because he did stop in the middle of the
Speaker 1: street and it was three cars, and so I had
Speaker 1: to wait for them to pass, and I walked and
Speaker 1: got into the car and he yelled at me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I don't need this,
Speaker 1: So I canceled and gave him as five dollars and
Speaker 1: called another uber because I was like, I can't ask
Speaker 1: him to wait any longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he got yelled at and then he was
Speaker 2: like I'm calling another uber and I was like okay,
Speaker 2: and like I still didn't make it clear that me
Speaker 2: and Josie like were not planning on like getting back out,
Speaker 2: but you know what it was, because I think there
Speaker 2: was a brief moment where I was like, damn, I'm
Speaker 2: like pretty drunk. And I don't know if I should
Speaker 2: be on a city bike. And then like I went
Speaker 2: back in with Josie and because I remember, I like
Speaker 2: finished my drink really fast because I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: let's just go with Drew, like we'll ride city bikes
Speaker 2: another night. And like we're like going fast, and I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I need water. Wait, so I like
Speaker 2: ran and like chugged a cup of water and then
Speaker 2: we like we were like, oh my god, wait, where's
Speaker 2: the photo and we're like the footed with pictures and
Speaker 2: there they grabbed it and we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: and like we ran outside and it was the most
Speaker 2: deserted I'd seen the street. Like I literally looked like
Speaker 2: a tornado swept through and picked up all the cars
Speaker 2: and humans that were on that street like two seconds ago.
Speaker 2: It was the deadest tree I've ever seen. I mean,
Speaker 2: Josie like literally we're like drug and like hobbling, like
Speaker 2: we were.
Speaker 4: Like true bike back no, because that happened so.
Speaker 2: Long, so stupid. So then okay, so we're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, they left, they're gone, and we like looked
Speaker 2: around and we were like no, they're fully gone, like
Speaker 2: they're just not here. And we were like, oh, fuck whatever.
Speaker 2: So then I looked up the city bike. We walked
Speaker 2: to the city bike like like whatever, and like I
Speaker 2: pulled up there and then I went to go scan one,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, wait, I need water, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna throw up. I need water.
Speaker 2: I need water. So we like ran back into the
Speaker 2: bar because there was no delis open because it was
Speaker 2: literally the most dead stream I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: There's no delis on the street that were. When we
Speaker 2: were like, let's go get water. We ran in, chugged
Speaker 2: a bunch of water, and then we were like all right,
Speaker 2: let's go and we ran back to the city bikes.
Speaker 2: The second I took out my phone to scan it,
Speaker 2: my phone died and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then Josie was like, I can't get one. I
Speaker 2: can get one on mine. And it took like ten
Speaker 2: minutes figuring that out. And I was like, oh, wait,
Speaker 2: I can use my car. You can use your card
Speaker 2: on these city bigs. So then I went and I
Speaker 2: was trying to like do it, and like I did
Speaker 2: the whole thing, and then the screen just restarted and
Speaker 2: it took me like ten minutes to figure out how
Speaker 2: to use this fucking yee olda machine, and then the
Speaker 2: screen just restarted. I was like, dude, this isn't happening.
Speaker 2: And we stood there for I'm not kidding, like twenty
Speaker 2: minutes trying to figure it out. Took forever to get home,
Speaker 2: and then finally I was like, girl, this is not happening.
Speaker 2: My phone's dead. I'm way too drunk to be on
Speaker 2: a bike. Like, we gotta go home. And then we
Speaker 2: literally like hobbled to a corner and Josie's like, I'll
Speaker 2: call an uber and I was like okay, and then
Speaker 2: we just sat on the floor and I was like,
Speaker 2: order McDonald's. Ordered McDonald's, and then he ordered McDonald's in
Speaker 2: a car, and then we went home. And then I
Speaker 2: almost threw up because I took a bunch of Drew's
Speaker 2: electrolyte powder and put it in water, even though two
Speaker 2: days before in the morning when I drank some, I
Speaker 2: almost threw up everywhere. And then I had some when
Speaker 2: I got home, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: throw up. I need to go lay down, and I
Speaker 2: went went to sleep.
Speaker 1: Okay, the story from my perspective, since you want to
Speaker 1: air my shit out and.
Speaker 2: We were literally abandoned. You know what makes it worse,
Speaker 2: The reason we were so keen on waiting for the
Speaker 2: photo booth picture is because.
Speaker 1: My tits were all in.
Speaker 2: I pulled my tits out in it, and then they
Speaker 2: they took my tits home. These bastards took my tits
Speaker 2: home and left me behind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I hung them up on my wall.
Speaker 2: Did you did you.
Speaker 1: Tell you what about it?
Speaker 2: Did you play tug of war?
Speaker 1: Not yet I will though, so from my perspective, we're
Speaker 1: at this bar, I'm the most tired I've ever been
Speaker 1: in like easily the most tart.
Speaker 2: Which is also what Drew says every single night past
Speaker 2: ten pm. The city seems at ten pm and soda.
Speaker 1: Is Drew like, let me go, but my pomo literally
Speaker 1: will not allow me. I know that.
Speaker 2: He's just like they're like this at the table.
Speaker 1: Like staring, like sleeping with my eyes open because I
Speaker 1: don't want people to know I'm actually tired. So we
Speaker 1: play around of pool. I play with this weird fucking guy,
Speaker 1: the weirdest guy I've ever seen in my life, and
Speaker 1: he's like talking all this shit to me where he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm probably gonna beat your ass at pool,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, you're probably gonna beat my ass.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, and I'm not like gonna have mercy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't have mercy, just beat my ass.
Speaker 1: And then we like He's like, I'll let you break
Speaker 1: since like you're obviously not as good as me. He
Speaker 1: said that to me, and then so I broke, and
Speaker 1: then he started and he fucking you have to like
Speaker 1: call your shot on the first ball. Apparently I didn't
Speaker 1: know that was a rule. And he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't call that ball, so you can go for whichever
Speaker 1: one you want. So I went for the one obviously
Speaker 1: like the stripes that he made. And then like I
Speaker 1: started cleaning up the table and I looked like a
Speaker 1: crazy guy, Like I looked like actually good at pool
Speaker 1: because like I made like so many shots, and he
Speaker 1: was getting so pissed. He was like he was like whatever,
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna go to the restroom. I have
Speaker 1: to I have to take a piss anyways, and he
Speaker 1: was like, don't cheap, and like he's that to me
Speaker 1: because me and Josiah were playing, and he was watching
Speaker 1: me and Josiah play, and I was like acting like
Speaker 1: I was cheating the whole time with Josiah, and Josiah
Speaker 1: went up to him and was like, watch out, he
Speaker 1: fucking cheats. He's a fucking cheater. I don't think he
Speaker 1: knew me and Josiah were buddies, but he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm keeping my eye on him, and so he went
Speaker 1: and took a piss and like I made so many
Speaker 1: balls in a row. I actually looked like I sambagged him.
Speaker 1: It looked like I was like cheating, like I had
Speaker 1: like faked being really bad so I could beat his
Speaker 1: ass and pool. Eventually he did end up beating me,
Speaker 1: but it was really embarrassing because like he talked all
Speaker 1: this shit before and like was not much better than
Speaker 1: me at pool, which is like hilarious. And I haven't
Speaker 1: played pool in like ten years, felve years or something
Speaker 1: since I was literally a toddler. But after pool, we're
Speaker 1: just loitering around whatever, and I'm like, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: taking a city bike. I refuse to buy home right now.
Speaker 1: I'm too tired, So I'm like, I'm gonna call a car.
Speaker 1: Whoever wants to get in the car can get in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: With me.
Speaker 1: We relay that message, and you and Josiah are both like, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna, We're gonna city bike. We're both going to
Speaker 1: city bike. And I was like okay, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the car is almost here, so like, if you're coming,
Speaker 1: you're coming. If you're not, you're gonna city bike. So
Speaker 1: they're like okay. But then right as the car pulls
Speaker 1: up and he shows her boobies in the machine, and
Speaker 1: this uber that is already yelling at me is outside,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't wait any longer. So I'm
Speaker 1: like okay, and it really does need to get those
Speaker 1: booby pictures, and it seems like she's gonna she wants
Speaker 1: to ride with me in this car. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cancel this and get a new car. So I canceled
Speaker 1: it and got a new car, and I told Elsie.
Speaker 1: I was like, go tell them that the car is
Speaker 1: coming now, so they need to be outside now. And
Speaker 1: I was waiting on the curb and Elsie ran inside
Speaker 1: told y'all that the car was coming. Y'all were taking
Speaker 1: more photos in the photo booth, and the car pulled
Speaker 1: up and I was just like okay, So they's Citi
Speaker 1: biking because they're not outside. They would have been outside
Speaker 1: because I gave them five minutes to get the rasses
Speaker 1: outside to get to this car and y'all didn't. And
Speaker 1: then I get it to I text in the group
Speaker 1: chat and Elsie's like, oh, no, they know, like that
Speaker 1: we left. They said they were gonna city bike and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool, Like I don't feel bad,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna let them know that we're in the
Speaker 1: car so they don't look for us or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then Josiah text back to my text. I was like,
Speaker 1: we left by the way in the car, and he
Speaker 1: was like fuck, And I was like, you cannot be
Speaker 1: mad at me, Like I gave y'all ten minutes and
Speaker 1: two cars to get it was.
Speaker 2: Like it literally felt like me and Josie were in
Speaker 2: like a funny ass episode of Always Sonny, because like
Speaker 2: the way we like walked out and there was nobody
Speaker 2: on earth, like it felt so funny, Like it was
Speaker 2: literally one of the best moments I've had in my
Speaker 2: whole life, like just be like, okay, hurry, hurry. And
Speaker 2: we were like like not running because I'm not about
Speaker 2: to be running through a random bar. But we were
Speaker 2: like we had fucking pep in our steps because we're like,
Speaker 2: we gotta get out of here. And then we got
Speaker 2: out here, like we were like, am my trippings are
Speaker 2: literally free and it was the best thing ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was night. Last night was a movie. And
Speaker 1: and you you're kind of turning into Christian in a
Speaker 1: way when like anytime you drink, you're like, I drink
Speaker 1: way too much.
Speaker 2: No, tolerance is so much lower now, it's embarrassing. Literally
Speaker 2: the second we got there, like my second drink in,
Speaker 2: I could have I should have stopped there because at
Speaker 2: this point in my life, I only ever need to drinks.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, I'm the drunk as I've ever been.
Speaker 2: I need to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I rallied so hard because I wasn't even like supposed
Speaker 1: to drink that night, but I had a beer because
Speaker 1: and I didn't even finish it or did it. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I think you carried it around for
Speaker 1: so long. Yeah, I was like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I want this anymore, but like whatever, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna try. But there's this new trend or something going around.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I farted. There's this new trend going around
Speaker 1: on TikTok or something. I don't know. I've seen a
Speaker 1: couple of tiktoks about it, but it's apparently girls finding
Speaker 1: guys that listen to emergency intercom. Baby, Baby, I have
Speaker 1: bad news for you. That man is gay. That is
Speaker 1: a gay man. Man, I'm listening to emergency run. They're
Speaker 1: his beard.
Speaker 2: You're like the straight like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm like a face of it.
Speaker 2: So you don't you don't practice what you preach?
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw that the like what was it? She
Speaker 2: was like, who's your favorite? And he's like, I don't
Speaker 2: listen to that.
Speaker 1: There were two or three tiktoks about it. Lied, Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know who those fuckers are.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Can I fuck please?
Speaker 1: What were you doing? I just winked at him.
Speaker 2: He looks so scary.
Speaker 1: It's crazy how I'm the short one now in the episode. Look,
Speaker 1: you're like taller than me.
Speaker 2: Well, I've always been taller than you.
Speaker 1: It's it's like person but not in the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we've just done a better job of covering
Speaker 2: the fact that you and hire both five f one.
Speaker 1: Well I'm five to three, so let's get that straight
Speaker 1: high as four eight. It's okay, sorry for and.
Speaker 3: Those videos of the DJ set were the same.
Speaker 1: Oh you were? You were?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were in a stool.
Speaker 3: I wasn't on a stool you were?
Speaker 2: You know how in all those videos you can't see
Speaker 2: your lower hand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2: You're on still, Drews either, you're on still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have to be on a stool to
Speaker 1: be up to five three?
Speaker 3: I am six three okay, And that's not a joke.
Speaker 2: Now you're lying. Okay, what's okay?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, I just said it.
Speaker 3: He drew serious question? Do you want to drop any
Speaker 3: more ship and fuck up the audio before we continue?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? You question?
Speaker 1: Do you want to job after this?
Speaker 3: Yes? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's my my hot take of the week. Oh off,
Speaker 2: I don't care how Oh wait, it's your jewel p
Speaker 2: col that keeps falling.
Speaker 3: His legs right now. Jesus Christ, they're so red too.
Speaker 3: You're like cripping them together.
Speaker 2: I have to This is how I look crazy.
Speaker 1: My toothbrush broke and then it was like, do not
Speaker 1: do not ask questions if that thing disappears, because I
Speaker 1: will be fingering myself.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, that thing is because it made
Speaker 2: me broke.
Speaker 1: It broke, and that's literally gonna make me spin like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. When we were in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: you saw I put it on my wiener to see
Speaker 1: what it would feel like, and it's crazy. Let's just
Speaker 1: say my whole body went numb and I had a
Speaker 1: transcendental Yeah. I had like our body like actual projection moment.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it feels like.
Speaker 3: My oh I I am actually straight. And I remember
Speaker 3: in like eighth grade.
Speaker 2: I whoa, I know, like what, don't don't debunk his straightness.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're projecting nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: That's not your space to claim that is my job.
Speaker 3: I was playing I think, like uh, Call of Duty
Speaker 3: Modern Warfare, like the first one controller and I was
Speaker 3: like texting or something and it was like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 3: It was on my cocky. And then I remember somebody
Speaker 3: like added me as a friend and it was like
Speaker 3: my homie and it like so he made you come
Speaker 3: and it like felt hell good, and I was like
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: In that one episode of Black Mirror.
Speaker 1: Everybody's had that experience, and that was controller. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're a guy, you've put your or you put the
Speaker 1: controller on your private parts and let people kill you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just get body the rest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what we.
Speaker 3: Were saying about how I'm six four and you're five
Speaker 3: or eleven or something.
Speaker 2: We're talking about you being on stools.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about you being four to three.
Speaker 3: It was four eight before.
Speaker 2: But I'm not there's anyways. Here is the take. My take.
Speaker 2: I don't care how bad a woman's art is. A
Speaker 2: man is not allowed to say it's bad because I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're pushing it now.
Speaker 1: Now you're just like this is misogyny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're being misogynistic. Like she could literally be like
Speaker 2: scribbling Doodoo Koka on the walls and I'm like it's
Speaker 2: ugly and I don't like that. But the second a
Speaker 2: man comes up next to me and he's like I
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 1: That, I'm like, where is this coming from? Really? Where
Speaker 1: is this actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like let's go deep in that psyche. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where's that coming from? Let's find you a therapist, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you need help. I don't. I wish I remember what
Speaker 2: I saw. I think I saw someone critiquing a woman's
Speaker 2: art and it's like a woman's art who I don't
Speaker 2: even fucking like. I'm like, now you're making me defend
Speaker 2: this girl because you shouldn't be doing that. Actually, maybe
Speaker 2: we need more men critiquing women's art so that more
Speaker 2: uh women can Then notice.
Speaker 1: That me and Kai were just crying about this.
Speaker 3: We were holy.
Speaker 1: We were just like we were like, dude, men like
Speaker 1: just men being mean to women.
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, now the message is all fucked up. You're straight,
Speaker 2: but you cry.
Speaker 3: You can do both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're are you? Are you okay? Are you good?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your jaw looks so good. Drew, You're
Speaker 3: jolly goes crazy right now. The video is from the
Speaker 3: from the DJ said, I was like, damn, my side
Speaker 3: profiles gnarly.
Speaker 1: And you're like, damn compared to Drew.
Speaker 3: And I was literally looking at your jaw and then
Speaker 3: mine lack of jaw, and I was just like, Damn,
Speaker 3: I wish.
Speaker 1: I had that comparison. Is the thief of joy? Or
Speaker 1: is a thief of joy? So don't compare yourself to me,
Speaker 1: listen to like, because you don't don't compete with this
Speaker 1: because you will never.
Speaker 3: Make me feel better for a second.
Speaker 2: I mean it should make you feel better. Yeah, supposed
Speaker 2: to make me stupid to compare someone yourself to someone
Speaker 2: so perfect.
Speaker 1: I'm an unattainable knock well, i am the unobtainable beauty
Speaker 1: standard for men like and it's difficult, Like, it's even
Speaker 1: hard for me to keep up. And it's actually fucked
Speaker 1: up that you brought that up, that you would even
Speaker 1: come from me.
Speaker 3: How is it I just in compliment to you.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't cry, don't do no realmen, don't cry, please stop,
Speaker 2: like actually no, it's like grossing me out. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm never him again.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, you guys all the.
Speaker 2: Time like clockwork, because we're fucking I've never seen the movie.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the means without me.
Speaker 1: No, Kay, I'm not gonna massage your feet. Kay, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna massage your feet right now, like Kai, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like take your shoes off and play with
Speaker 1: your feet.
Speaker 2: Kaile, We're not gonna take this out.
Speaker 1: Put it on, put it back on, that away, put
Speaker 1: it away.
Speaker 2: Kas Actually Kai is the thing I like about. The
Speaker 2: thing I look about Kai is like his whole wardrobe
Speaker 2: is archive down to his socks. He's sad since what
Speaker 2: like senior year.
Speaker 1: The thing is that he The thing I like about
Speaker 1: Kai is that he recycles and he uses his com
Speaker 1: socks as the socks he wears every single day.
Speaker 2: Okay, but.
Speaker 3: It's like a yellow square.
Speaker 2: And the good thing is he's just like he's the
Speaker 2: true form of like human evolution because his body could
Speaker 2: tell that it was having a hard time clung through
Speaker 2: the like stiff socks, so his toenails grow at a
Speaker 2: rapid ring to claw through.
Speaker 1: Guy has very manicured feet. I wouldn't know because I
Speaker 1: want to play with it. So thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: One time, I think it was on the Reddit or something,
Speaker 2: but there was a picture of me and sandals and
Speaker 2: my toes were out and someone was like, this bitch
Speaker 2: has never been caught with her toes looking fucked up.
Speaker 2: I was like, why are you keeping track of my toes?
Speaker 2: There will never be a photo.
Speaker 1: There was emergency in or come reddit drama.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you get down to the bottom of it?
Speaker 1: No? But I want to just like speak on it
Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, I you know, you've heard me
Speaker 1: a thousand times. I have begged for a contribute like
Speaker 1: it is actually a thing, and save that I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten one, and.
Speaker 2: Then on the record I had one in general.
Speaker 1: No, I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've had one before and I don't.
Speaker 1: Even have a fucking blue check marker on I G
Speaker 1: but that's.
Speaker 2: No wait wait wait wait, now it's stacking up. It's
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: No country, No I G chat, I know, am I
Speaker 1: even a person?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You're useless. You should have exist, I know, and
Speaker 2: I know so many ways you could kill yourself today before.
Speaker 3: Oh now, oh, guy actually struggled with mental health stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like, where is the fun? Where's the
Speaker 2: laughterwards the joy? Illness?
Speaker 1: Other people's mental mental illnesses are a thief of joy
Speaker 1: as well. Le should say that. We'll just say that
Speaker 1: real quick. I think I heard Nat laugh.
Speaker 2: I think that was me laughing loud as can't I heard?
Speaker 2: Oh she was she's taking a big dump.
Speaker 1: But I, uh, what was I saying?
Speaker 2: You were talking about the contribute?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. On the Reddit, someone posted
Speaker 1: a very inconspicuous thing and was like, hypothetically if I
Speaker 1: made a contribute for Drew, would I be able to
Speaker 1: post it here? And everybody was like, no, do not
Speaker 1: do that. That is insane. Please please do not put
Speaker 1: on here. It's like fair like let them vote, and
Speaker 1: they said no, the person posted it. Anyways, it wasn't
Speaker 1: even a fucking real com tribute, but people were still pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So as what I got from it was I
Speaker 2: went on the reddit the other day and people were like,
Speaker 2: someone was like, please know more about the drama? And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, what what what happened? Because
Speaker 2: of course I get terrified because like you know, like
Speaker 2: my like public figure, like as a public figure, like
Speaker 2: I'm just like I care about how I'm perceived because
Speaker 2: I'm I'm a good person and like what what are
Speaker 2: you doing? Bitch?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: But I saw that and I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this about? And then all the comments were
Speaker 2: like it wasn't even real. It was SuDS, like it
Speaker 2: was like soapy SuDS and there, and then like they
Speaker 2: were all arguing, they were like that's what they want
Speaker 2: you to think. So what I'm assuming is somebody posted
Speaker 2: the com tribute and then immediately everybody was like, you're
Speaker 2: going to hell. You should die like this is fucked up.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to see it.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it either because take another photo.
Speaker 1: Wait it was you.
Speaker 3: Did you guys not realize what's.
Speaker 2: The point of a com tribute being posted on You
Speaker 2: could just give it to him.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be I need you to come into
Speaker 3: a cheese cloth and then I'm gonna rinse.
Speaker 1: It cares for me.
Speaker 3: Also, Drew gave me a blue check. It's coming in
Speaker 3: like a week and I'm gonna get you one. Two.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, Oh, he's crawling around.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they can see that.
Speaker 2: They can't see you.
Speaker 3: He's getting back in the frame so they can see.
Speaker 3: This is what.
Speaker 2: Hit your again?
Speaker 3: Come on, logo, come on, let's get you back on
Speaker 3: the on the chair. But yeah, they're going to give
Speaker 3: you one too. They just want to make sure your
Speaker 3: mind goes through.
Speaker 2: And then but they're giving Kaiwan and then they're like
Speaker 2: having it permanently in like the work where you do
Speaker 2: what your work is. It's a cocksucker, bitch, ass ballfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you win?
Speaker 2: Are you pretending? Hey, he's stopped out, he's like he
Speaker 2: thinks he's he thinks he's recording a podcast episode somewhere else.
Speaker 3: He entered in like a parallel universe, and.
Speaker 2: I think it's a podcast and it's a universe where
Speaker 2: it's just him, because like he's giving no space for
Speaker 2: oh oh the steel like good, Oh he's back.
Speaker 1: I just was somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could tell today Josiah said a bye, like
Speaker 2: while we filmed, and he did something that I found
Speaker 2: so funny, and I hugged him and I genuinely was
Speaker 2: like and I said to him, I was like, the
Speaker 2: day you die, it's going to be so hard for me.
Speaker 2: And the thing is like that came from like such
Speaker 2: a real place, like me saying that to him, and
Speaker 2: like in my head it's an endearing thing to say,
Speaker 2: but that's like the craziest.
Speaker 1: Thing, so comes from a very place.
Speaker 2: It is going to be a hard It's gonna be
Speaker 2: a hard loss to get through. Yeah, And I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'll manage.
Speaker 1: No, for sure, Dura will.
Speaker 2: Take me like two weeks.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like maybe thirty minutes for you what.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't even be like a real sadness. It would
Speaker 1: just be like.
Speaker 2: Would I get like would I get a post and
Speaker 2: then like it's like swiping up and going right back
Speaker 2: to grind Grinder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it would be ig story. Maybe swipes away
Speaker 1: my Snapchat that I haven't used since twenty fourteen, I'll
Speaker 1: post you.
Speaker 2: On my Snapchat. Maybe I need to Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: This is like, yeah, I need I need to be
Speaker 2: in highlights. So like when I die, everyone's got to
Speaker 2: throw me on a highlight reel on their page. So
Speaker 2: then like even people who are trying to thirst follow you,
Speaker 2: the first thing they know is like, okay, so they've
Speaker 2: gone through loss because this who's or if anything, they're
Speaker 2: gonna be like, is this like his ex? Like he
Speaker 2: hasn't gotten rid of her on here? Yeah, And then
Speaker 2: all the way at the end of the reel because
Speaker 2: they're gonna watch through the whole highlight thing because they've
Speaker 2: got to see what what my vibe is and that
Speaker 2: the end they're gonna be like, oh, thank god, she's dead.
Speaker 2: And then they'll find themselves being like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I just yeah, that's fucked up. What
Speaker 2: did I think?
Speaker 1: I actually don't think I would ever realistically be able
Speaker 1: to use the internet ever again. If you died good. Like, realistically,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Think you gotta you gotta make you got to open
Speaker 2: up that gofund me from my family.
Speaker 1: The go fund is being open. Yeah, but I wouldn't
Speaker 1: ever be able to use the Internet in the same capacity.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would either, because also I would
Speaker 2: see you all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah would.
Speaker 2: If I see one more first trap edit of Kai, yes,
Speaker 2: I'll kill myself.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 2: And that's a threat. And that is a threat. And
Speaker 2: you know what, imagine all of the accounts swipe all
Speaker 2: of those down and they delete them. They're like, oh sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. You can keep them up and stop making them.
Speaker 3: Those were cool, I say, make probably more of those.
Speaker 2: Maybe there should be more footage of you, So you
Speaker 2: should start filming yourself doing things.
Speaker 1: Okay, what what are you saying? No? Picking the backing
Speaker 1: off of that. Yeah, we did jed and it was
Speaker 1: probably the most lit night of my life.
Speaker 2: Y'all turn it out so happy.
Speaker 1: Y'all turned it up in a way that I wasn't
Speaker 1: prepared for. Dude, I had the most rancid vibe all
Speaker 1: day before because I was so I wasn't nervous and
Speaker 1: I wasn't anxious, but like something in me was like
Speaker 1: something's gonna go wrong, something bad.
Speaker 2: Sounds anxious, no, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't any I've had like really brutalizing like anxiety,
Speaker 1: but this was like totally different. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the feeling was, and when I find a word, i'll
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, but like it was gnarly, and I
Speaker 1: think it was just like the fact that I was
Speaker 1: just like ruminating in my vibe all day alone. That
Speaker 1: like really set me over the edge because I was
Speaker 1: just like sitting in the house all day waiting because
Speaker 1: I was like I don't want to fucking go out
Speaker 1: before and like do anything. I just want to chill.
Speaker 3: I felt the same way. It didn't really feel like
Speaker 3: nerves it, but it was like an unpleasant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, because I was like, there's not much
Speaker 1: that we could fuck up, Like, yeah, it's not that hard.
Speaker 1: But the second week, I even like when we were
Speaker 1: walking on the stage, I was like it was totally
Speaker 1: over it. But like there I was a little anxious,
Speaker 1: but it was so much fucking fun, Like there were
Speaker 1: so many fucking heads there. I actually couldn't believe that
Speaker 1: many people came out like it was a literal blast
Speaker 1: and we're doing again. We're doing it again, simply we
Speaker 1: have to ease.
Speaker 3: This is a test run. Yeah, but it was so
Speaker 3: much fun. We're going to do Coach in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: that's what we're manifest.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do my own DJ set, but only
Speaker 2: girls are allowed.
Speaker 1: We could probably if you wanted to. One of the
Speaker 1: people that threw it was like, we want to throw
Speaker 1: another show for you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I want to do like a like
Speaker 2: a girl's only event.
Speaker 1: You could do a SOLA set for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the girls only event.
Speaker 3: Sorry, okay, good, can I pull up?
Speaker 2: Why do you want?
Speaker 1: The ratio sounds fucking ratio sounds good. Yeah, the ratio
Speaker 1: sounds on point.
Speaker 2: I thought y'all were fucking I.
Speaker 3: Love going to parties with good ratios.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ratio at the bar last night was crazy.
Speaker 2: The dudes, bro, you did more like bitches.
Speaker 3: More bitches would be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just more. I need Hey, I need this, I
Speaker 2: need more bitches in this room. Like there's too much.
Speaker 1: I hate that word so much that context.
Speaker 2: Yes, there needs to be more bitches here.
Speaker 3: We get some more bitches, all.
Speaker 2: The bitches, all the bitches at home.
Speaker 1: This is me, this is where the bitches at Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean that's me asking, Yeah, what do you want
Speaker 1: us to read that?
Speaker 3: Ye say it? Can you? What's how's what's your straightest
Speaker 3: impression of that phrase?
Speaker 1: Hold on? What was I saying to you this morning?
Speaker 1: Why do you guys get so bloody press when another
Speaker 1: guy hits on that?
Speaker 3: Like, I take that as.
Speaker 2: A compliment, you say bloody pressed?
Speaker 3: Can you do the buy one?
Speaker 1: I read that wrong? Oh yeah, you read that wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm straight.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of crazy things. Yeah, this world nowadays.
Speaker 1: A lot of crazy things being said in this world
Speaker 1: these days.
Speaker 2: And like what does that mean? Like what is all
Speaker 2: the crazy things? Is the crazy thing being like told.
Speaker 1: The inside the inside of his brain?
Speaker 3: I got tagged in that so many times.
Speaker 1: Well, the craziest thing is like four different people sending
Speaker 1: that to you and being like, yo, this is you,
Speaker 1: this is you. That is the craziest diss of all time.
Speaker 1: They were saying it as like conflidence, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, there's a lot of crazy things being said
Speaker 2: in this world, I know, but do you not believe.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm obsessed with the I need my
Speaker 1: sexuality way.
Speaker 2: What's up with the what now? I'm just gonna be like,
Speaker 2: what's up with that vibe? Like is she straight?
Speaker 1: Or like what's that vibe? Okay? So uh walking around
Speaker 1: New York, I realized that I am like recognizable from
Speaker 1: the back of my head, like I have such a
Speaker 1: distinct disgusting rats nest of a head or hair on
Speaker 1: my head that like people will notice me from the
Speaker 1: back which I describe your head so funny rats nest,
Speaker 1: like you give.
Speaker 2: Like disgusting, stinky rats nest head.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just like I thought that was so
Speaker 1: funny because someone was like, I noticed you from the
Speaker 1: back of your head, and I was like, there's no way.
Speaker 1: And then at the event, someone else also noticed me
Speaker 1: from the back of my head, and I've had Elsie
Speaker 1: take a picture and I was like, oh, yeah, that
Speaker 1: looks like me because it's so gross.
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn. Your hair does what mine does, where
Speaker 2: it's like the pieces that are loose and not being
Speaker 2: like held down by grease and oils, like all of
Speaker 2: these curl and then back here it's just matted up.
Speaker 3: Like pretty hair.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you do have pretty hair?
Speaker 3: You do. I don't understand the the Drew has gross
Speaker 3: hair thing. I go with it to support you.
Speaker 2: Well, I I say that because I live with him
Speaker 2: and I see his regime, my regime, your regimend. They
Speaker 2: gotta change the spelling of that word, Like what is.
Speaker 1: That's?
Speaker 2: Like, what's the deal with airplane food?
Speaker 1: They gotta respell.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like why is airplane food and airport food?
Speaker 2: Those are the worst meals ever? But not for me,
Speaker 2: not for me, Pam.
Speaker 1: I take it where I can get it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we know that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I remember I have bitches. Hell, I got hose.
Speaker 2: And the thing is why I even bring that up,
Speaker 2: because you can't really talk about it.
Speaker 1: I can't, but I just want to let people know
Speaker 1: that I got hose out.
Speaker 2: Here me too, Like everyone wants to fuck me, Like.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Though nobody hits on me.
Speaker 1: No one hits on me either, because I think we're
Speaker 1: a couple. When we go out, everyone thinks we're yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude. When we were in the airport and
Speaker 2: we like realized that that was the funny shit.
Speaker 1: Did we talk about that?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. We were in the airport and
Speaker 2: we were like like like holding into them and like bam, scared,
Speaker 2: like or I don't know what we were doing.
Speaker 1: We were just being annoying.
Speaker 2: We were like we were being like the couples, and
Speaker 2: we were.
Speaker 1: Just being like how we normally act. Like we were
Speaker 1: just like leaning on each other and like just being
Speaker 1: like physical, like not like in a weird, like annoying way.
Speaker 1: We were just like hugging God, but in just like
Speaker 1: a normal way. And then like we like saw ourselves
Speaker 1: from like a third person's perspective.
Speaker 2: And oh, we really look like a couple.
Speaker 1: We're the annoying couple in the airport that like is
Speaker 1: making out, or the.
Speaker 2: Annoying couple in the amusement park. Lines that's like leaning
Speaker 2: on each other. I'm scared, I'm gonna get I have butterflies.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Betmont? I bought some vetmont.
Speaker 2: I think that looks like a tag that fell off
Speaker 2: of something that you picked up off the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bought this. It was six hundred dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does that exists anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so, But didn't did them the start of
Speaker 1: that month.
Speaker 2: I don't think he started. I think he was a
Speaker 2: creative director or he was like one of the head
Speaker 2: designers there. I don't know, you know, don't.
Speaker 1: Come to me for information, but yeah, there we just
Speaker 1: saw each other and we were like, wait, this is weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if I do that like in public, like
Speaker 2: it's it doesn't read the way it reads to y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just looks like a couple like fake drechs, really.
Speaker 2: Fucking gross and nasty in public. But that's okay. That's
Speaker 2: okay because there has to be that for the world
Speaker 2: to go around.
Speaker 1: That's my thing, that's my whole thing. Is the reason
Speaker 1: why I act a fool in public is because people
Speaker 1: get to go home to their monotonous lives and talk
Speaker 1: to their partner or their children, or their parents or
Speaker 1: their friends and say, I saw the craziest people in
Speaker 1: my life today, and it gives them a little conversation
Speaker 1: to spark some joy in their life, to make fun
Speaker 1: of me, and I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: That's like in the video of me on the plane
Speaker 2: when we were landing, Yeah, so many people are coming
Speaker 2: like I just don't find that funny, like and just
Speaker 2: like being like like like annoying, like to be annoying
Speaker 2: and being like that's so no. If I saw that,
Speaker 2: I would be so annoyed.
Speaker 1: Personally, I would not have let slide.
Speaker 2: And it's like, personally, you should shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: because there's a chance you've been around that kind of
Speaker 2: behavior in a really serious way and you don't do
Speaker 2: anything about it, and you just like look at your
Speaker 2: iPhone and like continue to scroll TikTok, and you don't care.
Speaker 2: Like never, I don't feel like, ever ever have we
Speaker 2: been in public being like stupid and someone's been actually
Speaker 2: upset by it? Like, yeah, I can't think of a
Speaker 2: single time someone's actually been annoyed, because I feel like
Speaker 2: we read the room pretty well. Also, me like that
Speaker 2: was like me the equivalent of me clapping if they
Speaker 2: are a plane landed like that.
Speaker 1: That's like a.
Speaker 2: Similar amount of like obnoxious standing up and acting like
Speaker 2: I'm djaying on a plane like I was listening to
Speaker 2: Someone asked me that, Oh, yeah, I was listening to
Speaker 2: Fantasy by Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1: Oh this just surrender to the universe. It's easier that way.
Speaker 2: What made you think that? Did you make that up?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I think I've heard that somewhere, Yeah, from me, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Think that's like what the Buddha said.
Speaker 1: Just surrender to the universe. It's easier that way.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a big religious like ideology. Oh
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 5: Ah ma'am. I thought you were like a real slut.
Speaker 3: That was just on the ground of happy nine nine.
Speaker 3: This was like foreh and.
Speaker 4: The shop is lucky forty forty one, forty two, forty three,
Speaker 4: forty four, forty five read forty Oh Bama rush like
Speaker 4: the sorority ship have you been doing it?
Speaker 1: Is that a sowarity is like the girls getting.
Speaker 2: Together sororities fucking scare me. And I don't fuck with
Speaker 2: those videos of those girls dancing. It freaks me out.
Speaker 3: You're talking like the doors opening, and I'm all like,
Speaker 3: oh no.
Speaker 2: That that's the energy we need to take back to
Speaker 2: sororities because now they're like people are like it.
Speaker 1: I feel it's it's a new It's always been a thing,
Speaker 1: but I think TikTok is just now getting a hold
Speaker 1: of the culture and it's just like now spreading and
Speaker 1: being into everybody's minds. But like, like Southern sorority culture
Speaker 1: is crazy. It's like, I mean frat culture too, but
Speaker 1: like sorority culture is on a different level, and like
Speaker 1: it's just very fascinating to see like the ins and
Speaker 1: outs of it and then also see like how popular
Speaker 1: it has become on the internet, because like I feel
Speaker 1: like even three years ago, like it wasn't a hot
Speaker 1: take to be like sororities are terrifying, Like that was
Speaker 1: like funny to say, And now I feel like it's
Speaker 1: almost like reverted back to being like sororities are like cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's the energy I'm feeling from it. I
Speaker 2: feel like, hella, people are like I love this, like
Speaker 2: this is so awesome, but I'm like, this is probably
Speaker 2: one of the scariest and most lifeless videos I've seen
Speaker 2: in my life. Yeah, like all of them doing that
Speaker 2: one dance. It's like it's that one songs like dun
Speaker 2: done and Dun dun dune and dun dunt du dund
Speaker 2: don't It's like I can't think of the name of
Speaker 2: the song. I know it's one you It's like, it
Speaker 2: is that the song that's being used, or just make
Speaker 2: that up?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: I think you guys are lying. All of the girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Like they're they're so scary and for some reason, I'm
Speaker 2: using that those videos and it being like a bunch
Speaker 2: of white girls doing the dance. It feels like I'm
Speaker 2: watching like a new Jordan Peele movie unfolding on TikTok.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels a bit like Midsommar or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like scary. I'm like, whoa, it's cultiv.
Speaker 1: I love women being women and finding sisterhood in each
Speaker 1: other and being able to be.
Speaker 2: You like with frats though, because you're like a boy.
Speaker 2: So I don't know why you're like, I just.
Speaker 1: Love women specifically, and it's just different for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you trying to say I'm misogynistic?
Speaker 1: I'm not. We didn't say any the one saying that,
Speaker 1: But if you feel that way.
Speaker 2: I felt like I will see men in the room, and.
Speaker 3: I know Drew feels the same way. I'm a little
Speaker 3: bit disappointed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why A your legs crossed. Now that you're talking
Speaker 2: like this, we're in You're.
Speaker 1: Like, well, if you really respected women, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And we're not telling you. We're not telling you what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: It seems like it though we're not.
Speaker 1: We're not you would just respect women. It's just that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just feel like we're getting that from.
Speaker 2: You, Like, why are you the women now? Like am
Speaker 2: I No?
Speaker 3: No, my me and my altars and Kai, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: in like a real person right what I know, I'm
Speaker 3: a real person.
Speaker 1: No, you're one of my alters. You've been working on
Speaker 1: this podcast, working, but I've let you take up front
Speaker 1: seat because I was like, you know what, like we'll
Speaker 1: share the spotlight a little bit. Like but like when
Speaker 1: you go away, you go look.
Speaker 2: Look now he's it's like he's realizing.
Speaker 1: You're not real, you've never been.
Speaker 2: He has to work right now. Oh he's gonna oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's gonna kill him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's dramatic. He can't even do it.
Speaker 2: You're you're not do it well now he's just throating
Speaker 2: his fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's the big surprise of the episode. Kai
Speaker 1: is an altar.
Speaker 2: Big surprises. We're not in l A and I'm never
Speaker 2: going back. We're never going back unless we're begg to
Speaker 2: unless shoot it, unless you want to beg for it,
Speaker 2: unless the people of l A and eat his back.
Speaker 1: Who wants to.
Speaker 2: Boys back in time? I literally was planning last night.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, when I got back to La
Speaker 2: that's the first thing I'm posting that song.
Speaker 1: You better keep you better stick to it because that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I was gonna post that song last night because I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, that song is so good. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: you fucking throated it. I was gonna post it last night,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wait, I have to save this.
Speaker 2: The boys, dude, our friend group is just soundboards.
Speaker 1: Like that's all we are. We are fucking soundboards. We
Speaker 1: are terrifying.
Speaker 2: We are just as if we don't walk down the
Speaker 2: street all being like oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, like the other day, we were walking down the
Speaker 1: street and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And every single one of us, like one after another.
Speaker 1: It just triggered a chain reaction and every single one
Speaker 1: of us just had to make the sound and.
Speaker 2: We had to do it better than the person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we just kept going and the competition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I realized, I was like, holy ship,
Speaker 1: we are psychos, Like we just like hear one of
Speaker 1: us make a loud sound and we have to make.
Speaker 2: The next live crazy, but we are free.
Speaker 1: We are free. We do have fun. We love ourselves.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god.
Speaker 6: Okay, media media, okay, my media of the week was
Speaker 6: mine and DJ set go check out the videos online.
Speaker 3: It was I could upload it if I was British.
Speaker 1: Or should we gate keep the We need the gate
Speaker 1: keep the mix.
Speaker 3: We should keep it.
Speaker 1: We need to gate keep it. Crazy but anyone else
Speaker 1: but you by the Moldy Peaches. We threw that song
Speaker 1: on the set. It was super cute, super super duper cute.
Speaker 1: Well it's all over the internet because it was an
Speaker 1: iconic moment.
Speaker 2: And I think it was wait, what are we be
Speaker 2: over the car? Literally, Drew said to me, and it
Speaker 2: came off in my head like he was being like,
Speaker 2: what was What was it? Dude? It was like you
Speaker 2: made a comment. You were like, I've never been to
Speaker 2: that side of the city, like in the Financial district,
Speaker 2: and I like made a comment where I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: well you don't go where you don't belong and you
Speaker 2: don't belong in the financial district.
Speaker 1: I think I said like, okay, missus city girl.
Speaker 3: You know you were like.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you did know. You did the thing where
Speaker 2: you you say something and it's kind of like real.
Speaker 1: But it's like I swear on my entire life there
Speaker 1: was no emotion behind me.
Speaker 2: Did I think because you were so moniton in it.
Speaker 2: It felt like you were like annoyed that I told
Speaker 2: you you shouldn't go to the financial District and oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like you shouldn't go. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, city, okay, You're like.
Speaker 2: Okay missus and the local like whatever, and it came
Speaker 2: off so ruined. I don't even know what I said.
Speaker 2: And then you were like I was like, oh, not
Speaker 2: you being mad at me actually saying that to you
Speaker 2: right now, and I was like I was joking, please please,
Speaker 2: And then we all argued about where the Empire State
Speaker 2: Building was. M okay, the Empire State Building is ribbed
Speaker 2: for your Pleasure.
Speaker 3: Building.
Speaker 1: Chrysler Building is rich okay, so life is perfecto cf
Speaker 1: CF is literally a classic. And then the last song
Speaker 1: I need to find it. Let's just say, where the
Speaker 1: fuck is it? I don't know it by its title. Well,
Speaker 1: well I can't find it, but we'll just do Raymond
Speaker 1: Scott Sleepy Sounds for Baby Volume one. Just go listen
Speaker 1: to that little album. It's really cute. It's like sleepy
Speaker 1: time music. And then for show, I haven't really watched
Speaker 1: anything on the airplane, I watched Fuck what did I watch?
Speaker 1: The fuck? What did I watch? What did I watch?
Speaker 1: What did I watch? I have it SAYD in my letterbox.
Speaker 2: I'll start mine though. Uh Summertime the Sundays Automatic by
Speaker 2: Kikaru Tata. I think I already said that I love
Speaker 2: you always Forever Donald Lewis, West End Girls by pet
Speaker 2: show Boys because uh, like literally, oh.
Speaker 3: You're watching Info Wars on the plane.
Speaker 2: And then this Masayoshi Takanaka song but I can't read it,
Speaker 2: so you discuss.
Speaker 1: We actually are the Info world? Were the Info Wars
Speaker 1: for like the gay girls and the gays?
Speaker 2: Like that's literally I don't know what that is. Oh,
Speaker 2: and then movie is the best movie I ever Mermaids,
Speaker 2: what a cast? Sharea writer? And Christina a baby?
Speaker 1: I watched Spencer and then I watch The Unbearable Weight
Speaker 1: of Massive Talent, which brings me to my last point.
Speaker 1: Why don't we have actors like Nick Cage in society?
Speaker 1: And it doesn't feel like we have just like super
Speaker 1: cool people doing super cool things anymore. I think the
Speaker 1: movie star is dead. Fully, the movie star is dead.
Speaker 1: They're all becoming influencers because they want a piece of
Speaker 1: my fucking pie. I guess what, bitch, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: get any of it. I am my own person. I
Speaker 1: invented this ship. All the fucking things you're doing, I've
Speaker 1: been doing for eight years. Tap in, tap in, try
Speaker 1: to try to tap in. You can't have you can't
Speaker 1: fucking have this, bitch.
Speaker 3: My media is the sound that what's is the sound
Speaker 3: that Drue makes one right.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't
Speaker 3: Foo