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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 3: As always poly Fools go here with Tony Foolsco and

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Speaker 3: Tony Huge show today. You know, and the people, these morons,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, go look in the mirror, unless you're driving right now,

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Speaker 4: then you know, Wait till you're at a stoplight, then look.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, just to prove we're not biased,

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Speaker 3: wait until you hear our take on the Giant's QB situation.

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Speaker 1: That'll shut you up.

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Speaker 3: Let's talking about shutting up the people, Tonty, these idiots

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Speaker 3: complaining about the Tyson fight. Still, we'll tell you why

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Speaker 3: you've completely missed the obvious point. And Joel Embiid under

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Speaker 3: our guest today we'll talk about bias. Tony, the biggest

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Speaker 3: miserable his life is now that the Commanders suck like

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Speaker 3: usual again getting blown out by the Eagles three times.

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Speaker 3: Super Bowl champ Mark Schlereth will be joining the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then promptly getting kicked off the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, we do have one big announcement, Tony,

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Speaker 1: No, they're not even going to notice a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Ass, exactly.

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Speaker 3: With that being said, so much to get those So

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Speaker 3: conflict breaking out on the Sixers as Dirase Maxi reportedly

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: I think it's great that Joel Embiid is late to

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Speaker 4: Rest exactly And frankly, I think Embiid is being a

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Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more, Dody.

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Speaker 3: And also, you have you ever seen a tall person

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Speaker 3: Watch how slow he'd be late for everything. Undeniable analysis

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Speaker 3: Just tremendous first person insight that, Tony. And well, now

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Speaker 3: gonna show you how good Tommy DeVito is. It's time

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Speaker 1: Okay, well you know how this works, Tony.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you Tommy DeVito's stats on the left

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Speaker 3: All right, Completion percentage Tommy DeVito sixty four percent, this

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Speaker 3: This shows you Tommy DeVito already better than Dan Marine.

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Speaker 4: Wow. You know got to say total head scratch and

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Speaker 1: Get go, from the get go. Exactly, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Let's do another what they call a branded integration. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You don't even know yet made millions.

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Speaker 3: who wins the award this week?

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Speaker 3: You know, Tony, I gotta say, I honestly forgot you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, integration. What about depends?

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Speaker 3: Did you ever reach out to depend since you pissed

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Speaker 1: In the business. Thank you job.

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Speaker 3: We were talking about the Commanders. Okay, let's go back

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Speaker 3: to your quarterback Jaden Daniels, Right, is it fair?

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Speaker 1: At what point can we call him a bust? Was

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Speaker 2: I think I think that Jaden day is what he's

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Speaker 3: Number two brought to you by Dolcalax, who's number one.

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Speaker 5: Bone Knicks of the Denver Broncos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, bone Knicks is just playing lights out

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Speaker 1: So we know you played for Washington, you played for PROH.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know what the measurement of every quarterback is

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Speaker 1: The only thing you should be rushing is to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I feel like. Okay, look, look, just so you know,

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Speaker 5: Mark? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we all know the best way to judge

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Speaker 3: right now, we're gonna play a little game with you.

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Speaker 3: It's called blind Resume, sponsored by doncal Ax. If you

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Speaker 3: it called an integration. Okay, Mark, I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna tell me which QB had the same stats? Okay,

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Speaker 3: Completion percentage fifty nine percent, one touchdown, one interception winning

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Speaker 5: Mark? Which QB? I would say, Boy, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You tell me he does? You're asking us. You call

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Speaker 1: What's the answer, you know?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Jets QB Bryce Petty in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 3: He's sitting right there, Bryce Petty and twenty sixteen. So

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Speaker 3: isn't it fair based on that to say Jayden Daniels

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Speaker 1: All right, there you go, yes, go see now there

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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to be making one hundred k

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Speaker 3: social clip. Okay, Okay, Yeah, if you can mention Doncalects

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: This week, the Commanders play the Cowboys. If the Commanders lose,

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Speaker 3: how much will you shot your pants?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If the Commanders lose to the Cowboys, Because the Cowboys

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Speaker 5: I could throw you.

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Speaker 2: I could throw I mean, I just watched the guy,

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Speaker 2: I didn't even study the game.

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Speaker 5: I just watched the game.

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Speaker 5: The Commanders are still.

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Speaker 3: Playing, just like you have zero chance of holding it

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Speaker 3: a ship with the collects.

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Speaker 1: Keep going, yeah, yeah, they have zero.

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Speaker 5: They have debsolutely zero chance, absolutely no chance. So see, yeah,

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Speaker 5: the Commanders is gonna win this one.

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Speaker 1: Walking away the terrific analysis.

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Speaker 3: I used to think you weren't that good at an

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Speaker 1: I'm changing my mind. So hey, let's ask your risk question.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's say the Eagles don't play the Lions in

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Speaker 4: Remember remember remember Nick Sirianni has a shaved head now too,

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Speaker 5: Like at what point?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we are watching the head very carefully measuring every day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, okay, all right.

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Speaker 2: I would say it would be a score of let's

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Speaker 4: Okay, so Eagles win thirty five thirty one.

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Speaker 5: I would go with I would pick Detroit.

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