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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why

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Speaker 1: can't I say that another man is blessed?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out why you can't say it.

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Speaker 3: I know I'm blessed, true, but your wife.

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Speaker 1: Can't say another man is blessed. Come on now, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out about that one coming up in just

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Speaker 1: a few because right now it is time for the

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Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you gotta break the ice to some

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Speaker 4: people and you gotta let him know what's going on.

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Speaker 4: So let's call this girl dad and go on and

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Speaker 4: tell him me and your baby getting married. Me and

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Speaker 4: your baby getting married. That's what it is. What it is.

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Speaker 4: Time to talk to the daddy. Let's go, cat dog,

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Speaker 4: me and your baby getting married.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read, mister. Yes, mister,

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Speaker 3: how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make

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Speaker 3: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well, I wanted

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Speaker 3: to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you

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Speaker 3: and let you know who I was. My name is

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Speaker 3: Jeff jeffl And I've been seeing Crystal, uh, you know,

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Speaker 3: pretty much like the last five to six months, and

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Speaker 3: I wanted to let you know that I'm very very

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Speaker 3: crazy for you to get a phone call for me,

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Speaker 3: but I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I

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Speaker 3: man and say I'm really interested in and uh in

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Speaker 3: marrying your.

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Speaker 2: Daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what?

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Speaker 3: What did? My name is Jeff jeffl.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jeff Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter,

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Speaker 2: and my daughter has never ever mentioned you every day.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I don't know what that's about. But it's been

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Speaker 3: like about five close to six months that me and

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Speaker 3: Christal being you know, going out, you know, up here

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Speaker 3: at the school. But what I wanted to do is

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Speaker 3: tell you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,

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Speaker 3: And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm really really interested in May Christal. You know, I

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Speaker 3: want I really do want Christal to be my wife.

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Speaker 2: Well again, I've never heard of you before, and my

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Speaker 2: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating

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Speaker 2: anybody right now. My daughter's in grad school.

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Speaker 3: I understand that. And you know, we you know, it's

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Speaker 3: been you know, we've been you know, a little back

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Speaker 3: and forth for whatever. But you know, the main thing

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Speaker 3: is me and Christal really, you know, we really, we

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Speaker 3: really do love each other. Miss I want to And

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Speaker 3: if you.

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Speaker 2: Love my daughter, she would have told me that she

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Speaker 2: was in love with someone.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, you know. And maybe it's a

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Speaker 3: situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little

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Speaker 3: uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: My daughter can talk to me about anything.

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Speaker 3: We talk every day, right right, just like you. I

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Speaker 3: talk to my daughter every.

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Speaker 2: Day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?

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Speaker 3: My daughter? Fifteen?

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Speaker 2: Hold hold on a minute, man, You said your daughter

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well how old are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm forty six, forty six?

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Speaker 2: You forty six years old? You want a man my

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Speaker 3: Hey, let me say this right here. Love ain't got

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Speaker 3: no limit, man, And I understand you know, I was

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Speaker 3: but you get you know what, man shocked to me? Okay,

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Speaker 3: and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 3: to you, man is dead. It comes a time. Man.

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Speaker 3: You just don't know what's gonna happen. Man, Love just

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Speaker 2: Man, And you've been locked up on parole at the

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Speaker 2: university on work release and let my daughter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want with you, man, i'ma I'm gonna say this, man,

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Speaker 3: Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, man, you calling me at the blood dollars. Look, man,

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Speaker 2: I never worked. I got a lot of work on

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Speaker 2: my damn best and you calling me telling me a

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Speaker 2: damn it in my age you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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Speaker 2: I am not trying to talk to you about. What

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Speaker 2: I need to do is I need to talk to

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Speaker 2: Crystal and get to the bottom of dest That's what

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Speaker 2: the hell I need to do.

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Speaker 3: And I understand that you was probably gonna I want

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Speaker 3: to talk to m and I ain't got no problem

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Speaker 3: with that. What I'm trying to explain to you is that, man,

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Speaker 3: love ain't got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened.

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Speaker 3: Crystal loved me. I love her, and it is what

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Speaker 3: it is. I just wanted to try to get your

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Speaker 3: blessings on this.

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Speaker 2: You can't get my questions lost. Man, he jail gonna

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Speaker 2: marry my daughter. Now, my daughter's been a private school.

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Speaker 2: I love damn life. She's gonna dances all four years

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Speaker 2: now you're gonna marry my daughter. You now on you're

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Speaker 2: working least.

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Speaker 3: Hey, mister, I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to explain to you that you know what, Man, Sometimes

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Speaker 3: love is right the second time around. You understand what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: What the hell you mean the second time?

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Speaker 3: I got kids already. What I'm trying to say is

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Speaker 3: it didn't work out with me on the first time.

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Speaker 3: What I wanted to do, man, is just call you

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Speaker 3: and solidify the culinary experience.

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Speaker 2: That you're doing. Duode, What the hell are you talking

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, look, look, I gotta talk to my daughter.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find out what

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Speaker 2: even trying to have this conversation with you.

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Speaker 3: And I look comparents, I understand on that, I understand

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Speaker 3: what you're saying. What I want to say to you

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Speaker 3: was just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if

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Speaker 3: and make sure that we do mess.

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Speaker 2: Look here, you ain't doing a thing with my daughter

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Speaker 2: unless it's my hent. Here, man, you ain't doing my God,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my daughter final who you really lost

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Speaker 2: your mind? You think your old jail bird is gonna

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Speaker 2: be marrying my daughter. My daughter's got a future you

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Speaker 2: ain't got The hell is wrong with you? You low mine.

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Speaker 3: I'm not finishing and go back and forth with you

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Speaker 3: miss me and Crystal getting married.

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Speaker 2: This will not happen under any circumstances.

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Speaker 3: Mine, club what you think the circumstances are mea Crystal

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Speaker 3: getting married? That's it not to love?

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Speaker 2: I know what the hell you think you are.

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Speaker 3: It's wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 3: You know what has gotta be? I got one more

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Speaker 3: thing I need to say in there. Me and Crystal

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Speaker 3: just gonna come over there and drive down there and

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Speaker 3: tell you exactly what's going on in our life right now.

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Speaker 3: You got to say to me, are you listening to me?

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Speaker 2: Yes? You got to say to me.

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Speaker 3: I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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Speaker 3: your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: I'm outside my job. People look at me like I'm crazy.

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Speaker 3: Man, your baby girl just wanted to put a smile

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Speaker 3: on your face. Man, I gotta ask you, what is

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Speaker 3: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 3: show in the land, man.

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Speaker 2: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm gonna get ask.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I need it. I need it this morning.

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Speaker 4: I need it. I need it.

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Speaker 1: August thirty first.

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Speaker 4: August thirty first is Buffalo, New York at the Shade Theater.

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Speaker 4: That's a shape performing on theater that Buffalo, New York.

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Speaker 4: Tickets are on salor all ticket Master outlets. I'm looking

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Speaker 4: for everybody to put your white on Buffalo, New York.

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Speaker 4: Get your white together. That's off white, real white, Clorox white,

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Speaker 4: Shade the Shade Theater August thirty first, that's Labor Day weekend.

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Speaker 4: That is the Nephew Timey House Party Comedy Jam. You

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Speaker 4: don't want to miss it. The next stop, the next

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Speaker 4: stop for the house Party Comedy Jam is in Augusta, Georgia,

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Speaker 4: September sixth, at the Middle of Theater. The Nephew is

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Speaker 4: coming to town. So Augusta, get ready, y'all ain't playing golf.

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Speaker 4: This this this at that time, we we we were

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Speaker 4: throwing jokes. You understand what I'm saying. That's the Middle

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Speaker 4: of Theater, Augusta, Georgia. Tickets are on sale at e

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Speaker 4: I think I can go out there and play at

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Speaker 4: the same golf course that they held the Masters. You

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Speaker 4: think I'll be able to do that? That's not think

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Speaker 4: that will definite If it's by some of your relatives

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Speaker 4: in one of these cities. I don't want to be it,

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Speaker 4: but go ahead. What are they supposed to do in Buffalo?

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Speaker 1: They got the White House.

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Speaker 4: They supposed to call ticket Master and get them some tickets.

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Speaker 4: That's what they're supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: All right, hooking them up. Coming up next Strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: subject why can't I say that another man is blessed?

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.