Speaker 1: Rooking jewels, second data day. There are a lot of
Speaker 1: exciting things that can happen on a first date. You
Speaker 1: could maybe go skydiving together. That'd be exciting. You could
Speaker 1: find out that they're just as into Jella wrestling as
Speaker 1: you are. That's another exciting thing. Or the police could
Speaker 1: get involved. That's always fun. Actually, apparently that's what happened
Speaker 1: on Miranda's first date. Who's on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update right now. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: in just a second. But what's up, Miranda? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm really good? How are you are? We like on
Speaker 1: a collect call from a correctional service right now? From home? Okay,
Speaker 1: house arrest? I get it. I know it's the other
Speaker 1: way around. Oh no, we'll get into the cop thing
Speaker 1: in just a second, but first, tell us about the
Speaker 1: dude you want to call today. What's his name? His
Speaker 1: name is Will? Well? All right, and how did you
Speaker 1: meet Will? I met him on Tinder? Actually, okay, so
Speaker 1: it's no wonder cops got involved in. What's stuck out
Speaker 1: about Will? On Tinder? Oh? He was adorable, I mean
Speaker 1: he was cute. It seemed like we would have a
Speaker 1: lot in comment and then we met up and he
Speaker 1: was just a cute person. So you liked him a lot.
Speaker 1: I did, I sure did. We talked a couple of
Speaker 1: times and then I've been dying to see this movie
Speaker 1: and he agreed to go with me, and yeah, it
Speaker 1: seemed to be going pretty well for a while. So
Speaker 1: a movie date that's always I mean, that's a good date, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like a gentleman, you know, he bought popcorn
Speaker 1: and you know, it was really cute and sweet, and
Speaker 1: it seemed to be going really well and then it
Speaker 1: went downhill. Okay, so let's get into the downhill part.
Speaker 1: Your email mentioned the police, and yeah, yeah, the movie
Speaker 1: was great. He was totally sweet, like, you know, putting
Speaker 1: his hand in my arm, like I got a little
Speaker 1: emotional at the end, and he was so sensitive and
Speaker 1: really just cool and so of course it kind of
Speaker 1: turned me on. And you know, he was going to
Speaker 1: drive me home afterwards because I had to get to
Speaker 1: work early the next day, and we just started making
Speaker 1: out in his car just down the street from my apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like you're sixteen all over again, Obe,
Speaker 1: and you're out. It was so cute. It was adorable
Speaker 1: and literally like We're so carried away. And then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden there was a knock on the window
Speaker 1: and it scared the crap of me. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: the police were there. Oh yeah, did I think you
Speaker 1: guys were like hooking up in public or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well decent. No, I was just kidding. It wasn't indecent.
Speaker 1: Next order, so it was just like, hey, you guys
Speaker 1: can't do this here. You know, it's a residential area.
Speaker 1: And so he was really cool, but then he was
Speaker 1: just like, you know, we just need to run your
Speaker 1: IDs and just make sure you're not, like, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to do something else. And you're like, oh, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And so the police just ran my ID, came back
Speaker 1: and then ran Will's ID and came back and asked
Speaker 1: him to get out of the car shut up. What
Speaker 1: did they find? Honestly, I have no idea, but I
Speaker 1: was like kind of freaking out. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, like he went around to the car and
Speaker 1: they cuffed him and they took him away. I got
Speaker 1: out of the car and was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: And the cop was just like, I'm not at liberty
Speaker 1: to discuss this with you now. I'm you'll have to
Speaker 1: take it up anyway. So he was taken off and
Speaker 1: I went home. Wait wait, wait, were you in his
Speaker 1: car like we were stranded or did you mean we
Speaker 1: were only like a block from my house? So you know,
Speaker 1: the cop said, you know, do you need to ride home?
Speaker 1: How are you going to good home? And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll just walk. Oh did you get to give him
Speaker 1: a good night kiss before you walked home? Or were they?
Speaker 1: Were they not cool with that? No? No? What that
Speaker 1: was it? Okay? Wait, why do you want to call
Speaker 1: this guy again? Because I don't know, getting arrested on
Speaker 1: your first date kind of a red flag, I know,
Speaker 1: But then I thought to myself, it could be a
Speaker 1: bunch of parking tickets or something like a serious crime.
Speaker 1: And I want to give him the benefit of the
Speaker 1: doubt because it was so out of left field from
Speaker 1: his personality and the way he acts all night like
Speaker 1: such a gentleman. So I thought maybe if I could
Speaker 1: find out so you liked him enough that despite him
Speaker 1: being arrested, you still want to try to go out
Speaker 1: with him again. Yeah, I haven't heard from him at all.
Speaker 1: I mean I texted him a couple of times, and
Speaker 1: then I called him, but I haven't heard back, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's still locked up or he's
Speaker 1: just embarrassed. Wow. Well, I guess we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and we'll dial that phone over that you have and
Speaker 1: see if he picks up. If not, then maybe you
Speaker 1: can I don't know, search some sort of registered somewhere
Speaker 1: to see if hen gets a visitation time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd just like to know if this guy is, you know,
Speaker 1: a crazy serial killer or I just got caught up
Speaker 1: in the wrong thing at the wrong time. All right,
Speaker 1: that's good. Well we'll play a song and then come
Speaker 1: back and call him and get your second day update
Speaker 1: right after this. Okay, sounds good. All right, hang on
Speaker 1: looking Jubil in the morning dates. Miranda is on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update, and if you
Speaker 1: miss the first part. Miranda likes the bad boys, or
Speaker 1: at least one bad boy, but we don't know how
Speaker 1: bad he is. She went out with a dude named
Speaker 1: Will to the movies. After the movie, he was driving
Speaker 1: her home. They ended up parking near her house and
Speaker 1: making out for a while, and then cops knocked on
Speaker 1: the window because they thought they might be doing something
Speaker 1: else in the car. Anyway, long story short, they ended
Speaker 1: up running their IDs. She was cool because she doesn't
Speaker 1: have any warrants or hasn't broken the law, but her
Speaker 1: date Will ended up actually getting arrested and she ended
Speaker 1: up walking home and she hasn't spoken with him since.
Speaker 1: So we're about to get him on the phone. We'll
Speaker 1: see if we can get him on the phone and
Speaker 1: then find out why he's not calling her back and
Speaker 1: hopefully find out why he got arrested. I really want
Speaker 1: to know that, all right, Miranda, are you ready? I
Speaker 1: am so ready? Are you sure you want to do this?
Speaker 1: Because you're like, well, maybe it's just speeding tickets or
Speaker 1: he's a serial killer. I feel like, if that's even
Speaker 1: an option, you should just move on. I know, but
Speaker 1: he's like the first guy that I've connected to in
Speaker 1: a long, long time, and I just want to know
Speaker 1: what happened. Okay, Well, I'm Gonnadalla's phone of her right
Speaker 1: now and see if he picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Will. Yeah, this is well, well,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? This is Jewel from Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Who is this Jewil from Brook?
Speaker 1: And Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Not much. I'm calling you today because
Speaker 1: we actually had one of our listeners email us about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: her name is Miranda. Oh all right, And Miranda emailed
Speaker 1: us saying that she'd really like to go out with
Speaker 1: you again, but you haven't answered any of her phone
Speaker 1: calls or texts, and she was trying to figure out why. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was kind of a a tough experience. So yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I just haven't called her back. She told us about
Speaker 1: your date, but I kind of want to hear from
Speaker 1: your perspective. Did you like your time with Miranda? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean absolutely, But I mean did she tell you
Speaker 1: about the whole date? She told us about the movies,
Speaker 1: and then she told us about how you guys were,
Speaker 1: you know, parked in the car making out, and then
Speaker 1: she told us about how the police showed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you really wanted to talk about this on the radio.
Speaker 1: This is I mean, it was kind of rough. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're on the phone with us now, so you're not
Speaker 1: locked up. It can't be that bad. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how comfortable I feel like sharing everything. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought Miranda was a really cool girl, and I
Speaker 1: really I thought we had a great time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she said she had a great time as well. But
Speaker 1: she's just obviously, if you get arrested on a first date,
Speaker 1: somebody's going to have questions. Yeah, And can you I mean,
Speaker 1: can you even imagine that she would even want to
Speaker 1: go out with you again? Like if you went out
Speaker 1: with a girl and she got arrested, you probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: call her back, Like she's obviously a forgiving person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of surprised that she called you guys or
Speaker 1: emailed you guys because they literally took me away and cups.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm kind of shocked. But I think we
Speaker 1: really got along and there was chemistry for sure. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're answering the phone now, and she's tried to reach
Speaker 1: out to you. Why not just call her back if
Speaker 1: you liked her so much? Because there's more to it,
Speaker 1: Like I made a bad mistake a while ago, and
Speaker 1: I'm still paying for it. And regardless of how much
Speaker 1: I like Miranda and how good of our date went, like,
Speaker 1: it's not going to go well because I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to pay for the mistakes I've made. And it's all
Speaker 1: coming back on me now. So just so she knows.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're gonna get back to or anything.
Speaker 1: But like it's not like I did anything horrible and
Speaker 1: like there's no like nobody got hurt, nobody got you know,
Speaker 1: hit or anything like that. Do you mean hit like
Speaker 1: physically or like you're a mobster and you're talking about
Speaker 1: like you know somebody no meaning like punched her. And
Speaker 1: he's like, there was no violence. It was a stupid
Speaker 1: thing that I did that Like nobody got hurt, like victimless,
Speaker 1: that's the word. But why why did you just tell her?
Speaker 1: Like she's obviously a forgiving person, Like if no one
Speaker 1: got hurt, right then shouldn't be a big deal. Obviously
Speaker 1: I'm not a serial Killum, I'm you know, I'm out
Speaker 1: right now. But I'm gonna have to go away for
Speaker 1: a while. So like the idea of dating someone or
Speaker 1: you know, the that's just not going to happen for me,
Speaker 1: like next year or so too. Maybe it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be a thing. Like it's not even a possibility. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no way you can tell us what you did.
Speaker 1: Come on, can we guess you guys this is not
Speaker 1: a game. This is serious. Like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to share what I did. It was stupid. I was,
Speaker 1: I was an idiot. If you want to share it
Speaker 1: with us, will you share it with Miranda because she's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Are you serious? Yes? I am Miranda? You
Speaker 1: still there? Hi? Well, oh my god, him, I'm Miranda.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry because I thought you and I had
Speaker 1: like an amazing time together and I thought we had chemistry,
Speaker 1: and I was just it's just horrible luck and stupidity
Speaker 1: on my part. Well, people mess up, they make mistakes
Speaker 1: all the time, and it seems like it's not like
Speaker 1: you murdered somebody. I didn't. I didn't do anything. No
Speaker 1: one got hurt like I didn't. Like I've waited so
Speaker 1: long to meet somebody and we had such a great connection.
Speaker 1: So if you messed up, I mean, that happens. I
Speaker 1: just feel like, if you just tell us what happened,
Speaker 1: what you did, you know I can look beyond that.
Speaker 1: I just took it. I was trying to take advantage
Speaker 1: of a monetary situation that I thought was gonna go
Speaker 1: the right way, and it didn't it went bad? And
Speaker 1: did you always know that you were making an illegal
Speaker 1: decision when you were doing it? You know, when it
Speaker 1: started off, it seemed like no one's gonna know and
Speaker 1: no one's gonna get caught. It was like an innocent thing,
Speaker 1: that like, no one's gonna miss this, and that I
Speaker 1: was wrong. I was, I was an idiot. But I mean, Miranda, like,
Speaker 1: just so you know, I gotta go away for at
Speaker 1: least eighteen months, I'm not going to be able to
Speaker 1: date anyone. That's why I didn't call you, because I'm
Speaker 1: so embarrassed that there's just nothing I can do about this.
Speaker 1: When you say you can't date anyone else, I mean no,
Speaker 1: I don't want you dating anywhere else and want you
Speaker 1: dating me? Are you serious? You can tell from a
Speaker 1: first date. So even though Will has to go to
Speaker 1: jail for at least eighteen months, you still want to
Speaker 1: date him. I've waited this long, and I really have
Speaker 1: not had a connection this strong with anyone. I can
Speaker 1: look past this try. But you don't even really know
Speaker 1: fully what Will did. Well, nobody was hurt. There weren't
Speaker 1: bodies lying anywhere, So that's what he says. I mean
Speaker 1: you believe in a guy who got arrested on your
Speaker 1: first date and never called you Like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't think you understand how bad it is dating right
Speaker 1: out apparently. Well, what do you think about all that?
Speaker 1: Mariana blown away? Like, I think you and I had
Speaker 1: such a great connection. I just can't believe that. I
Speaker 1: am so happy that you feel that way. But I
Speaker 1: can't ask you to wait for me when I'm behind bars. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it's my life. It's not like you can tell me
Speaker 1: who I can fall in love with it. Oh, I'll
Speaker 1: wait for you. Hey, well when do you have to report?
Speaker 1: Thirteen days? Thirteen days? Okay? Well between now and thirteen days,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Miranda?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I would love it. I
Speaker 1: would be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, seriously, you should
Speaker 1: just date. You should just like move in and for
Speaker 1: the next thirteen days. I'd be happy to do that. Wow.
Speaker 1: So you like the idea of her waiting for you.
Speaker 1: You just don't want to ask her to do that.
Speaker 1: I could never ask her to do that, but if
Speaker 1: she feels the same, like, I feel strongly about Miranda,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't believe that she really like felt it
Speaker 1: strongly about it with me, but she felt the same
Speaker 1: thing I did. But I totally understand that if you
Speaker 1: change your mind in the next thirteen days or whatever
Speaker 1: that you don't want to do this, I totally understand,
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't fault you for walking away from me. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't have to say that, because I know I
Speaker 1: want to be by your side, and you can take
Speaker 1: that whole way to the bank. I mean, unless you
Speaker 1: have issue. It's a bank. You don't even know what is. Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Will and Miranda. I guess you guys are going
Speaker 1: to go out on another date and then Will You're
Speaker 1: gonna report for your other date that you have coming
Speaker 1: up and maybe conjugal visits from now until the next
Speaker 1: eighteen months. That sounds amazing. I didn't even think that
Speaker 1: was possible. God, I'm so excited. Thank you. The weirdest
Speaker 1: start to a love story ever I know. And Will,
Speaker 1: when you can finally talk about it, will you guys
Speaker 1: get back to us and let us know seriously. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, depending on what's in the testimony or what's
Speaker 1: left out of the testimony, I will totally tell you
Speaker 1: all right, sounds great. We'll talk to you about eighteen months,
Speaker 1: then maybe earlier. Yeah, depending on behavior. Yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: guys in the morning. That was a second date update
Speaker 1: from a while ago. And now for the second date
Speaker 1: update update, Will and Miranda are actually on the phone
Speaker 1: with us. Hey, guys, how are you good. We're good.
Speaker 1: We're good, really good. Okay, Murray and it is still alive,
Speaker 1: which is a good song. That he wasn't in fact
Speaker 1: a murderer, like he was one of the options. Well,
Speaker 1: he's alive too. Oh yeah, so he was. I thought
Speaker 1: he had eighteen months. There's a lot of questions here. Well,
Speaker 1: the last time we talked to you were days away
Speaker 1: from going to jail for eighteen months. So I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you're out now. I am out. I got out a
Speaker 1: few weeks early because I, you know, I good behavior.
Speaker 1: I did everything right, I kept my piecing cues and okay,
Speaker 1: well that's great and everything. Congratulations, But what did you do?
Speaker 1: You still that's what they want to know. Doesn't want
Speaker 1: to know, you know, I still don't really want to
Speaker 1: talk about that. You know. It's something that I, you know,
Speaker 1: I did, and I you know, I paid my price.
Speaker 1: I didn't hurt anybody you know directly and or or
Speaker 1: intentionally hurt anybody. But you know, I just don't I
Speaker 1: don't really want to talk about it. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: did tell me what he did, but it's not really
Speaker 1: my place to share. I think it was my last hope.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy he served his sentence. Then it's back
Speaker 1: to normal now. So does that normal? Is that you
Speaker 1: or dating school? You're together? Well, you did get us
Speaker 1: another date, so yeah, we took advantage of the the head
Speaker 1: and it's been good. Oh awesome. Yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: was just super special. I mean, you know, being in
Speaker 1: jail for that long was was horrible. And when Miranda
Speaker 1: came to take me up, you know, that was a
Speaker 1: magical moment. And that's when I got to, you know,
Speaker 1: meet our daughter for the first time. Your daughter. You
Speaker 1: guys have a kid. Wait, hold up, you gave us
Speaker 1: that date and you know you got right there on
Speaker 1: your second date. We did We did it, bro, This
Speaker 1: is to us happy my mind? So blood was it
Speaker 1: was it intentional or was it a surprise? Yeah? No, no,
Speaker 1: that was not planned. I would not think about getting
Speaker 1: her pregnant right before going into Okay, a second date, dude,
Speaker 1: congratulations that's so cool. That's ad. What is it like
Speaker 1: right now for you guys down it's pretty great having
Speaker 1: you know, we're a family now, and you know, I
Speaker 1: got this beautiful daughter, Caitlin, and Miranda allowed me to
Speaker 1: name Caitlin, you know, at least her middle name after
Speaker 1: my salamate in jail. That really kind of looked out
Speaker 1: for me and like took me on his wings and
Speaker 1: took care of me when I was there. So that
Speaker 1: was a real honored It's not like Rhino or something
Speaker 1: like what's her bubbles buzzby? His name was Jean, so
Speaker 1: it kind of were hurt. So our daughter's name is
Speaker 1: Caitlin Jean, and it really worked and he was really
Speaker 1: he was really honored when I told him. Awesome, she's
Speaker 1: got a badass story for her middle name. Yeah, I mean, Miranda,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about the baby name? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a little weird. You know. At first, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know about this, but I met him and
Speaker 1: it was nice that that Will had a friend in
Speaker 1: jail and yeah, he's cool, so I totally didn't mind it.
Speaker 1: Oh my guys, you guys, so what's the next what's
Speaker 1: the next? Steps? Like, are We just chilling for a
Speaker 1: minute with just the baby. Yeah, you guys moving in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've only gone on three dates, so we're gonna take
Speaker 1: it slow. Okay, only three days a baby with a
Speaker 1: felon's name. You might as well take things slow. Slow,
Speaker 1: Send us a picture of Caitlin Jean. We got someone friend, guys.
Speaker 1: Ye wouldn't have happen without you, guys, so we appreciate it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks a watching you guys, and keep
Speaker 1: us updated and we'll try to schedule baby number two
Speaker 1: around your jail time in the future. Okay, makes it easier,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure.