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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: I need my wife to reinstate my hall pass. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: these black people all right, can't be and I know

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Speaker 1: well I know not to bring it up right now though,

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Speaker 1: Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what

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Speaker 1: you got for pecntry that? Yeah? I like? Because yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everybody like the country. Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach LC. Hey. My name is Marcus. My mama

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Speaker 1: named Little next Dough to you, Mr and Mrs my

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Speaker 1: mom and daddy Little next Doe to you. And I

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Speaker 1: was calling because y'all got a p country in y'all backyard,

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Speaker 1: I mean right on the fence line and to keep

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Speaker 1: you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into my

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Speaker 1: mom and them yard. So I'm told to see if

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Speaker 1: y'all can do something man, where y'all can pick up

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Speaker 1: I mean, my mama and them got a little older.

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Speaker 1: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.

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Speaker 1: But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut

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Speaker 1: the lions back that's hanging over so that they won't

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Speaker 1: you know, the Pecans won't be falling over into my

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Speaker 1: mom and them yard because you know, for them to

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Speaker 1: be bending over like they're picking up their paca, and

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of them. So, you know, Mr, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to how let you and see if you

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Speaker 1: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when

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Speaker 1: we turned the lamo on and stuff, man, it just

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Speaker 1: you know, the beconus and stuff be coming out of

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Speaker 1: the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, Mama, com old com you know it's fall

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Speaker 1: well and I can't see me cutting it well. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying you to your y'all, but I mean

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Speaker 1: you your mother. You can maintain your mother's job. Sir.

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Speaker 1: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other

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Speaker 1: day and check on them, But I don't have time

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Speaker 1: to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just

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Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or

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Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or

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Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that. So if you say I

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Speaker 1: go back there, there's no kind of nothing back the

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Speaker 1: okay whatever, sir, I'm not cutting my tree for a

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Speaker 1: little like that. Sir. Listen, what I'm what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get you to do is I'm not I want

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Speaker 1: you cutting your entire tree down. I just want you

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Speaker 1: to cut a few limbs, sir, so you know those

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Speaker 1: that way that those are the ones that are hanging

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Speaker 1: over it won't be you know, the pecans won't be

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Speaker 1: falling over into my mom's nearn yard. And and and

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Speaker 1: you know, like I say, they're older now, man, they

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Speaker 1: can't be bending over like that. So you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm just coming to you as a man right now

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Speaker 1: and asking you what you please cut this down through

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Speaker 1: these pecans can quit falling over my mom and them

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Speaker 1: yard almost and you all you can do is hard someone, okay,

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Speaker 1: someone I know your mother, don't cut your yard. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a guy that it's a guy that cuts the yard.

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Speaker 1: But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is

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Speaker 1: flying out from underneath the yard. The law more the sooner, lady,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be breaking windows over that. What kind of

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Speaker 1: lord person you have that don't pick up before they cut?

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Speaker 1: Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff

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Speaker 1: and all of this. I'm asking you to cut a

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Speaker 1: funking left five limbs so these dogs on pecans ain't

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Speaker 1: a falling off my mama yard. You you want to cut,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna make me come over here and cut the

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Speaker 1: old I would come cut the whole damn tree down.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree

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Speaker 1: from when I was a kids, and that tree gonna

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Speaker 1: say long as I stay though, sir, Look, I didn't

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Speaker 1: ask you like a man to cut your lift funking

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Speaker 1: pecan tree down. Now, I ain't in the hat what

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Speaker 1: you know what? Guess what you you you batter know

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Speaker 1: you can't cut it. I been look sir tonight today brother,

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Speaker 1: this evening, it's either gonna be two thirs happening. Either

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Speaker 1: you're gonna cut the five limbs that I won't cut

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Speaker 1: oftenna cut, cut the whole damn or coun tree down.

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Speaker 1: That's my tree in any game, nobody with I'm here

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Speaker 1: right now. You don't hear in the yard right now?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Is you over that right now? Right now?

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Speaker 1: I will bring my right on back. You know what

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Speaker 1: you get in the way, got your note? I got

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Speaker 1: it because it's the same is one a dress left

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Speaker 1: in my mama's. You're gonna cut this damn tree down.

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Speaker 1: Waiting on them anyway, Man, I ain't use my crink

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Speaker 1: some something in a long top any wait. I've been

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Speaker 1: waiting on them like you. You didn't lost your damn mind.

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Speaker 1: You live. I told you once and I told you twice.

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Speaker 1: I'm old, you're young. Don't do that. See that's what's right.

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Speaker 1: Then you know what you can do. Tell you mom

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Speaker 1: to make up a corn what you say by my mama,

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Speaker 1: Tell her to make a corn pop and come for me.

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Speaker 1: Tell tell my mama what make corn pop with? Make

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Speaker 1: up pecan pie. I don't want no pecan proper. We

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Speaker 1: don't even eat pecan pie. We're so sick. And he's

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Speaker 1: damn forcun you got following over in the backyard. You

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Speaker 1: got to do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to I'm trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: really am hurt me. Hurt me. Come on, hurt me,

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Speaker 1: Betty for me. I'm on my I'm on my way.

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Speaker 1: It's your side side. It's you outside. You know how

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Speaker 1: you know I'll say you know what I'm I'm here

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm I'm I'm gonna be in your mama.

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Speaker 1: You get out. You get out my mama driveway right now,

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Speaker 1: get out my mama driveway all up, putting me out.

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Speaker 1: I'm you get ya, you get ya back in your

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Speaker 1: drive when you get out my mama drive with get

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Speaker 1: out you get out of my mama john Way. No

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Speaker 1: crying for now. I'm here waiting on it. You get

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Speaker 1: out of my mama. Get out of my mama. Jo

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Speaker 1: better go cook met me because I'm I'm gonna sit here.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: When you lifted. You don't want to try to say.

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Speaker 1: I'm wann't at you at your mama house. This is

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Speaker 1: Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your brother. Man. I don't say

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Speaker 1: this man. I'm gonna put my feet. Man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm an episode, but I don't pay. I'm too old.

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Speaker 1: LC do me a favorite. First of all, get out,

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Speaker 1: tell people yard, go back to your yard. You just

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Speaker 1: gave me hall blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your

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Speaker 1: country none of that. Ain't nobody going to cut it down?

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tripping you all. Now, man, I've been carrying

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Speaker 1: my grandkids schools. Ya, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Man, I

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Speaker 1: got one more question for you. Tell me what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio station in the land? LC you have it?

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Speaker 1: Just stupid at its best, That's all I'm trying to do. Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I don't mean right there when I

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Speaker 1: go down here to doze and stupid this said following

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Speaker 1: sad I'm stupid some mote you understand I'm saying. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I'm on a stupid tour, and I

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Speaker 1: am the star of the tour. That's how it is. Okay.

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Speaker 1: April first, Wednesday night, all Anton Impross, stupid, real real stupid.

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Speaker 1: Now here goes. Some people ain't never seen me be

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Speaker 1: stupid before, first time now dating Ohio, funny Bone April

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Speaker 1: third and four. They never seen stupids down there to

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Speaker 1: see you. Send the brothers, send them. I'm seeing Curtis Hassle, Boveless, Marvin,

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Speaker 1: come on, Ricky Spade, Curry, come on Rickett and who

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Speaker 1: else down there. Let me see what old old one

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Speaker 1: of the dirty folk who was beyond brutus Adams. Come

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Speaker 1: on Leon, April third and four at the Funny Bone,

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Speaker 1: and they know how come on, Leon, oh man, how

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Speaker 1: stupid you want me to be in front of your

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Speaker 1: dirty folk? How much can they have them? These are

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Speaker 1: some of the ignorance people. They've been ignored way longer

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Speaker 1: than you tell me. Please don't challenge them to ignance.

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Speaker 1: He say, they've been ignorant of love. Okay, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you right now. They're different, all right, nephew, Thank you

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Speaker 1: King of pranks. Coming up Strawberry. Letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: I need my wife to reinstate. My whole pass will

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this