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Speaker 1: The Jubils show on demand, Jubils dirty little Secret. I'm

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secrets. So we got another anonymous

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Speaker 1: listener on to tell us a dirty little secret. All right,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, what's your dirty little secret? I

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Speaker 1: don't even believe I'm doing this. Well, it's okay. We

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Speaker 1: have a saying on the show, we don't judge you

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Speaker 1: unless you need to be judged. So let's find out. Man.

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Speaker 1: I hope they won't recognize my voice. It was one time, um,

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Speaker 1: I ate taco Bell. I'm like twenty two US is

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Speaker 1: coming away. I had taco bell against my better judgment.

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Speaker 1: All right, I already know where this is going. If

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Speaker 1: a story ever starts with eight taco bell, it only

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Speaker 1: ends one place with you doing one thing. So I'm

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Speaker 1: excited here keep going. We were all pretty much doing

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Speaker 1: a little pool party at my friend. Okay this canon, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the story has started so far with I ate taco

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Speaker 1: bell one time against my better judgment, and now it's

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Speaker 1: we were having a pool part, correct, Alex. Well, right,

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Speaker 1: I get in the water. Everything's cool. We're good kicking.

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Speaker 1: You know. At this point we're playing, we're doing a

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Speaker 1: little bit of polo. You know we're just in there. Um.

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Speaker 1: At some point I felt my stunning tick like wrong time,

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Speaker 1: So I try to get out of the pool. Did

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Speaker 1: you have the runs in the pool? So I couldn't

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Speaker 1: make it out of the pool, and so like the area,

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Speaker 1: nobody kind of caught on easily. So I kind of

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Speaker 1: just like got out of the pool. Yeah, dude, that

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Speaker 1: would be so embarrassing, wouldn't it as well? If it was,

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Speaker 1: it would like go throughout the whole plane like everywhere. Um,

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Speaker 1: how did it? Wait? So they didn't see it. So

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Speaker 1: it was a pretty big pool, and I mean they

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Speaker 1: know it. They caught on eventually, but I kind of

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Speaker 1: had made my escape how they did it and everyone

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Speaker 1: was handed it by that didn't even realize I got out,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, slip my way out of there. Could

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Speaker 1: you imagine being in the pool and you're like, what's

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Speaker 1: this brown cloud? You know what? I have a funny story.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't in a pool, but it wasn't a late

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Speaker 1: hear gosh? No, Well, I was a kid, so I

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Speaker 1: get a pass. Okay, okay, I was having too much

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Speaker 1: fun and I didn't want to go poop, and so

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Speaker 1: I just pulled my bathing suicide and pooped in the

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Speaker 1: lake and it was one solid log. Okay, don't judge me.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to be judged for that. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: was having too much fun as a kid. I was

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Speaker 1: like eight, did this single swim? It did not sing,

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Speaker 1: It was like it was real, likes fine, was solid.

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Speaker 1: You guys are better than me. I used to step

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Speaker 1: outside the pool and then take a pool and go

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Speaker 1: back in, like on the side of the pool. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: My step sister was swimming with me, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: tell her that I did that obviously, and then she

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Speaker 1: saw it and she's like, oh my god, did you

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Speaker 1: just poop? I was like you no, I would do that.

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Speaker 1: Where that from. It's so funny. You are right, though, Alex,

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Speaker 1: because everybody has that story, right, you know, and I've

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Speaker 1: got a bunch of them. I drank a lot of

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Speaker 1: my life, but one of the most memorable ones I

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Speaker 1: was thirteen and I was going through tide pools, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, you look around and grab some shells and

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Speaker 1: things like that, look at the sea and enemies, and

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Speaker 1: I was I love this. I love that stuff. So

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Speaker 1: I was so excited. You know, when you get excited,

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Speaker 1: you have to go to the bathroom and I ended

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Speaker 1: up doing it in your pants. Yeah. Oh wait, so

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Speaker 1: you were thirteen. Yes, that's a little late in life.

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Speaker 1: I know, way too late in life to be getting

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Speaker 1: excited where you can't hold it like that because you're

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Speaker 1: going through some tide pools. And anytime I do anything

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Speaker 1: like that where I'm real excited and I'm exploring and curious,

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Speaker 1: it still happens to this day, except now I'm able

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Speaker 1: to hold it and go to the bathroom better. And

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Speaker 1: I was married. If you didn't know that, I have

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Speaker 1: to explain that for people who don't know. But if

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Speaker 1: you do know, okay, whatever, I just said it. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: we went to Cuba one time together and we were

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Speaker 1: doing a little beachcombing, and of course I was excited

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Speaker 1: while we were doing that, and you know, there's a

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Speaker 1: newer relationship at the time. Yeah, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: please hold, please be able to hold that. It's funny. Please.

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Speaker 1: If I would have done that, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: we'd be married today. Who Actually, I just realized that

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Speaker 1: we went skinny dipping afterwards. Yeah, so like I was

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Speaker 1: swimming in your poo. No, I didn't go Oh, I

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Speaker 1: don't think. But we're married now, so yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: to divorce. All right, So you did a little secrets

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Speaker 1: that you pooped in the pool with your friends at

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Speaker 1: a pool party, and do they even talk to you anymore? No,

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Speaker 1: you don't realize I'll pooped in a pool at this point,

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Speaker 1: they don't probably not know. Yeah, like who were they? Like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: who's going to take responsibility for this? Y? You know

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Speaker 1: what I will. If your friends don't know, I've done

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Speaker 1: that stuff so much in my life. Whatever, just tell

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Speaker 1: them that I did it. It's fine, I'll accept your responsibility.

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