WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Secret Karate Plan

0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Need Lasic. Trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center

0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.440
<v Speaker 1>at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits.

0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:13.399
<v Speaker 1>What will you do Lasic at Evergreen dot com Rooking

0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Jubil in the morning. Second update and today's second date updates.

0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Something happened to a guy that I didn't think happened anymore,

0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.880
<v Speaker 1>not since like the fifties or even earlier the twenties.

0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.720
<v Speaker 1>He was out dancing with a girl and some guy

0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.639
<v Speaker 1>came up and asked to cut in, really and then

0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.920
<v Speaker 1>stole her time. I didn't know that still existed. What's up, Charlie,

0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.199
<v Speaker 1>how are you? Hey? I'm doing all right. I'm I'm

0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.839
<v Speaker 1>doing okay. Thanks for your email, man, I appreciate it,

0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.559
<v Speaker 1>No problem, Thanks for calling me. I really appreciate this.

0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.640
<v Speaker 1>No problem. We'll get into the whole cutting in thing,

0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.000
<v Speaker 1>because I thought that was weird. But first of all,

0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:48.480
<v Speaker 1>tell us about the girl that you want to call today.

0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.800
<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Our name is Summer. Summer, all right?

0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.640
<v Speaker 1>And where'd you meet Summer? Set up by a friend

0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:56.840
<v Speaker 1>of a friend. Was it a blind date that you

0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.720
<v Speaker 1>were going on? Then? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never met

0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:02.480
<v Speaker 1>her um, but my friend said she was real nice

0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.960
<v Speaker 1>and cool and that I should so I said, sure,

0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.840
<v Speaker 1>why not? And was she real nice and cool? Yeah?

0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:15.680
<v Speaker 1>She she was really pleasant, pleasant in a sentence, would

0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.240
<v Speaker 1>bless your heart. Are you sure you want to do

0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.000
<v Speaker 1>a second day update and try to get another day

0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:22.240
<v Speaker 1>with her? Yeah? I do, I do. I mean she

0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:26.000
<v Speaker 1>she's stunning, that's the thing. Was she more stunning or

0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:29.920
<v Speaker 1>more pleasant? I can't figure out? With you. Well, she

0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:34.240
<v Speaker 1>was pleasantly stunning. Pleasantly stunning, that's a nice way to

0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.840
<v Speaker 1>describe her. So what did you like about Summer so much?

0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.479
<v Speaker 1>Why was she so pleasantly stunning? Well? I expected her

0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.440
<v Speaker 1>to be blonde, you know, with a name like Summer,

0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:47.640
<v Speaker 1>but she had jet black hair and paul and fit

0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and everything a summer was not supposed to be. She

0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.080
<v Speaker 1>was it. She was like a naughty summer, the hottest

0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.920
<v Speaker 1>summer ever, the hottest summer on record, And you got

0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.560
<v Speaker 1>a date with her. Yeah, I guess I got pretty lucky.

0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.120
<v Speaker 1>So are you nervous when you start? Like? I mean,

0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you were obviously taking it back with how beautiful she was? Well, yeah,

0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.720
<v Speaker 1>it was just I wasn't even sure if it was

0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.480
<v Speaker 1>her really, I just kind of made eye contact, thought

0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.840
<v Speaker 1>about it for a second, and I was thinking, just

0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.959
<v Speaker 1>just do it, man, just go approach or just asking.

0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:28.079
<v Speaker 1>Her name is Summer, and it was so. Email said

0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.440
<v Speaker 1>that you guys hung out at a bar and did

0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.160
<v Speaker 1>some dancing and there at some point where a guy

0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.079
<v Speaker 1>cut in on you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we went

0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.520
<v Speaker 1>to this bar and there was a live music and

0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.679
<v Speaker 1>it was nice and conversation started a little flow. We

0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.640
<v Speaker 1>got to know each other, and then we started dancing.

0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.160
<v Speaker 1>And were you like grinding dancing or is this like

0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:48.440
<v Speaker 1>pair dancing like the foxtrot or I don't know. It

0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:52.680
<v Speaker 1>was just regular old dancing, not like nineteen forties old

0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:58.320
<v Speaker 1>dancing like now old dancing. Okay, just normal dancing, all right?

0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.560
<v Speaker 1>And how did that guy cut in on you? I

0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:04.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't think that happened anymore. Yeah it was. It was

0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.040
<v Speaker 1>pretty awkward. We were, you know, we had taken a

0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.840
<v Speaker 1>break for a second, back to the bar, get some water,

0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:14.239
<v Speaker 1>and this guy comes in and approaches me first before

0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.680
<v Speaker 1>he approaches her. Today, I saw you guys dancing over there.

0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.440
<v Speaker 1>You guys, Uh, you're a really good couple. Could I

0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.519
<v Speaker 1>dance there for a second because I haven't had any

0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:28.040
<v Speaker 1>good partners? Sure? Sure, that's strange that he even realized

0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:31.480
<v Speaker 1>that you guys were together and then wanted to dance

0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:35.280
<v Speaker 1>with her. Yeah, she was probably like watching us for

0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:38.880
<v Speaker 1>the whole night. Better Camp was like, Hey, I see

0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you guys are a couple. Um, excuse me, do you

0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.520
<v Speaker 1>mind if I dance with this fellow over here? And

0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.040
<v Speaker 1>then you would have had to go dance with him.

0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.360
<v Speaker 1>That was not gonna happen. So why didn't you say

0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.560
<v Speaker 1>no to him? I mean when he asked the dance

0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.720
<v Speaker 1>with HER's been like, Noah, we're good man. Thanks. I

0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to look like I was possessive on the

0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:02.360
<v Speaker 1>first like night. First impressions are so important, so I

0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to like freak her out or anything. So

0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I said, sure, she should just crack a beer ball

0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.040
<v Speaker 1>over his head right there. That would have impressed her

0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:13.280
<v Speaker 1>in another universe I did. What was her response to

0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.960
<v Speaker 1>all this when the guy asked the question, she looked

0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.320
<v Speaker 1>surprised and kind of looked like she said sure, so

0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.560
<v Speaker 1>I just stepped out. Okay, So how long was this

0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:26.239
<v Speaker 1>dude dancing with your date? It was a good three

0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.440
<v Speaker 1>four songs. It just kept going on and on and on,

0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.040
<v Speaker 1>and what were you doing just hanging out at the

0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:36.400
<v Speaker 1>barbie and awkward. Yeah yeah, you know, check Facebook, check Instagram,

0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.240
<v Speaker 1>had some email that sucks. You're like, yeah, go ahead,

0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.920
<v Speaker 1>dance with my dad. I got some work I need

0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to do anyway, pretty important. So do you think that

0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.400
<v Speaker 1>she's not calling you back because she liked that guy

0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:52.800
<v Speaker 1>more than you? I'm worried that she might think I'm

0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:58.120
<v Speaker 1>like some spineless little kid, or I couldn't stand up

0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.080
<v Speaker 1>for myself. I couldn't fight the b bad intruder or

0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.360
<v Speaker 1>anything like that, So she probably thinks some pretty much

0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.600
<v Speaker 1>like a weenie. How did the date end with her? Then?

0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever get her back after that guy stole

0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:13.000
<v Speaker 1>your date away? Oh? Yeah, yeah. She eventually cut off

0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.240
<v Speaker 1>and came back to me and said, hey, how you doing.

0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I was, yeah, I was pretending playing it off, like,

0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.599
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, no, I my job. My boss is always

0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:26.200
<v Speaker 1>sending me these late night emails. But we should get

0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.599
<v Speaker 1>out of here, and she said, yeah, yeah. We went

0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.520
<v Speaker 1>out and we got like a little nightcap, like a

0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:36.040
<v Speaker 1>slice of pizza, and then she called an uber and

0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:41.400
<v Speaker 1>she gave me a like a like a polite kiss,

0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.640
<v Speaker 1>like on the cheek or something. No, no, no, like

0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:48.360
<v Speaker 1>on my lips. It was polite. It was polite, So

0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.960
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like a passionate I like you a lot kiss.

0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:52.800
<v Speaker 1>It was like thanks for a fun night and the pizza,

0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and then she just got in the car and left. Yeah,

0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:59.280
<v Speaker 1>did she ever ask you why you didn't cut in? Uh? No,

0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.240
<v Speaker 1>she didn't, but I could tell that she really wanted

0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.480
<v Speaker 1>to ask. Yeah, So how many times have you tried

0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.719
<v Speaker 1>to get ahold of her since that date? I've been

0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.800
<v Speaker 1>calling her a few times, you know, sending her a

0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.280
<v Speaker 1>few texts for the past like two three weeks, and

0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.760
<v Speaker 1>she only replied once, which is when I just kind

0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.359
<v Speaker 1>of gave up. And she told me she was going

0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.600
<v Speaker 1>to be out of town for two months and that

0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.600
<v Speaker 1>she was going to be disconnected. So that sounds like

0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.000
<v Speaker 1>a blow off and a half, Like, Hey, I've got

0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be gone for about two months, so hopefully

0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.680
<v Speaker 1>you'll forget about me by then. Is that what it

0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:33.040
<v Speaker 1>feels like? Yeah, all right, that's what it sounds like.

0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I justsconnected for eight weeks. Sorry, I'm moving. Well, we're

0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna play a song, come back, call her and get

0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.800
<v Speaker 1>your second date update? All right? All right? Think all right, man?

0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:50.839
<v Speaker 1>Hang on looking jubil in the morning, Sep. I don't

0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.120
<v Speaker 1>know if the girl's even gonna answer. In today's second

0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:56.120
<v Speaker 1>date update, because you just are tuning in for it,

0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Charlie is on the phone. He wants to call a

0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:00.120
<v Speaker 1>girl named Summer. They went out to a bar with

0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.440
<v Speaker 1>a band and did some dancing on their first date.

0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.640
<v Speaker 1>There was an awkward moment where a guy actually cut

0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.480
<v Speaker 1>in and asked her to dance and spent like ten

0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.440
<v Speaker 1>minute dancing with her. Wealth Charlie just sat there at

0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.560
<v Speaker 1>the bar by himself and waited. He thinks that maybe

0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.080
<v Speaker 1>he didn't like show that he was strong enough by

0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.040
<v Speaker 1>telling the guy, no, you can't dance with my date.

0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.240
<v Speaker 1>And that's the reason she's not calling back. I say, though,

0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.680
<v Speaker 1>that she might not answer because she told Charlie she

0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.040
<v Speaker 1>was going to be unavailable for two months. So I'm

0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.120
<v Speaker 1>guessing when we get her on the phone, Charlie, all

0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:31.240
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna hear is this just noises from some jungle

0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.840
<v Speaker 1>somewhere where she's working. I hope she's got a satellite

0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:39.280
<v Speaker 1>phone to answer us, because she's gone for two months.

0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Who knows where? Yeah, yeah, I know it's I just

0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.760
<v Speaker 1>hope it works man. Yeah, if she answers the phone,

0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.080
<v Speaker 1>then it's gonna be very apparent that the two month

0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.720
<v Speaker 1>thing was a lie. Well, I don't know if she's

0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.560
<v Speaker 1>going to answer your call because she didn't answered mine,

0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:58.440
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, she most likely won't answer yours. Well, let's

0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.040
<v Speaker 1>find out. Want to call this girl? I mean, she

0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.800
<v Speaker 1>spent like ten fifteen minutes of your date dancing with

0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:08.640
<v Speaker 1>another guy. She's lying to you, probably about even being available. Like,

0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you should chuck this up to a

0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.840
<v Speaker 1>loss and move on. She's she's just different from like

0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.760
<v Speaker 1>everyone I've been with is really how do I say this?

0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Popular with my circle of friends. So this girl is

0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:28.920
<v Speaker 1>completely different. She's not popular because she's not pop, because

0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have a lot of friends. I don't get it. No, no, no,

0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.880
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing is all my exes pretty much have

0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:41.120
<v Speaker 1>slept with all of my friends, and this girl hasn't

0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.920
<v Speaker 1>done that. Oh so, so she holds a special place

0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.480
<v Speaker 1>in your heart because she hasn't slept with your friends. Yeah, okay,

0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.920
<v Speaker 1>well let's call her and see if we can get

0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:59.480
<v Speaker 1>you another date. Okay, here we are. You guys really

0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:04.200
<v Speaker 1>don't get anything, do you? I don't think so. All right,

0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I just doubt the phone of your hang on. Hello, Hi,

0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Summer. Who is this, Hi Summer.

0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.079
<v Speaker 1>My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.679
<v Speaker 1>It's a morning radio show. You're what? I'm sorry? Who

0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.720
<v Speaker 1>sayd again? My name is Jubil and I host a

0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:27.800
<v Speaker 1>morning radio show. It's called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:31.840
<v Speaker 1>why why are you calling me? I'm calling you because

0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.880
<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners asked if we could get you

0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:38.679
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Ohe and I will start by saying this,

0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.920
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of strange that you even answered because he

0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.679
<v Speaker 1>thought you were out of town for two months. Oh

0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:49.280
<v Speaker 1>my god. Yeah. His name is Charlie and you recently

0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.800
<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with him. I'm assuming you

0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:56.240
<v Speaker 1>know who I'm talking about. Yeah, So we do a

0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.400
<v Speaker 1>segment on our show called the Second Date Update. So

0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Charlie emailed us, told about your date, told us how

0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.480
<v Speaker 1>you said you were gonna be gone for two months,

0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and asked if we could get you on the phone

0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.520
<v Speaker 1>and find out why you don't want to go out

0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:11.360
<v Speaker 1>with Charlie again. Yeah. I, um, things changed with my

0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.000
<v Speaker 1>parents and I came back earlier than I than I thought,

0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:18.280
<v Speaker 1>you are not sticking with that lie. I mean, come on,

0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.240
<v Speaker 1>it's not a lie. I didn't I didn't expect to

0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.000
<v Speaker 1>be that. Oh okay, so then you're gonna call Charlie

0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:30.960
<v Speaker 1>and go out with him again. Uh? So do you

0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.520
<v Speaker 1>mind telling us a little bit about your date? I

0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:38.000
<v Speaker 1>think you'd insane if you feel that strongly. Why would

0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.199
<v Speaker 1>you just tell him like, no, I don't ever want

0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.880
<v Speaker 1>to see you again? Instead of I'm going to be

0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.160
<v Speaker 1>gone for two months. I didn't want him to start

0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:48.400
<v Speaker 1>contacting or get any sort of I just wanted to

0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.480
<v Speaker 1>go away. Can I tell you why he thinks you're

0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.600
<v Speaker 1>not calling him back? Sure, I'd love to hear why

0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:59.240
<v Speaker 1>he thinks them not talking with him. Well, he thinks

0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.679
<v Speaker 1>it's because when that guy cut in and you dance

0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.120
<v Speaker 1>with that guy for a while, he didn't stick up

0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.280
<v Speaker 1>for you in that moment. He was worried that you

0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:10.560
<v Speaker 1>might think he has no backbone. No, it's the opposite.

0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.760
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Well, after I was done dancing

0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:18.160
<v Speaker 1>with this guy, Charlie took me aside and started talking

0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.000
<v Speaker 1>to me, And at first I didn't know what he

0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:25.360
<v Speaker 1>was saying because he was whispering. That's always weird. It

0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.880
<v Speaker 1>was shady. He kept talking about the guy that cut in,

0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and he said he'd handle the situation for me. What

0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.319
<v Speaker 1>does that mean, like protect your honor? And he wanted

0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.920
<v Speaker 1>to make a plan with me where I would lure

0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:42.920
<v Speaker 1>the guy outside so he could fight him. Yeah, because

0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.640
<v Speaker 1>he wanted me to lure the guy out behind the

0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.920
<v Speaker 1>bar so he could jump out and use his martial

0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:54.840
<v Speaker 1>arts moves on him. Said, use his martial arts moves. Yeah.

0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.800
<v Speaker 1>He said he could snap the guy's neck in one move.

0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:02.480
<v Speaker 1>And then he showed me like he like moved his

0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.360
<v Speaker 1>hands really like a really quick emotion. He said that

0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.360
<v Speaker 1>would snap his neck. Okay, this is what I'm picturing.

0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing him talking like a I don't know, a

0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.160
<v Speaker 1>fourth grader who's like, I will do my karate moves

0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.720
<v Speaker 1>on him and trying to chop him in the neck

0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and it'll break his neck. I mean, did you just

0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:20.880
<v Speaker 1>start laughing? How did you control your control yourself? Yeah,

0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to do. I just said, let's

0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:28.160
<v Speaker 1>let's just get some pizza. Did you like anything about him,

0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:32.760
<v Speaker 1>like up until the ninja momentum, you know, he was

0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:38.400
<v Speaker 1>just very awkward of course. Yeah, observing his surroundings in

0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:41.679
<v Speaker 1>case he needs to make a quick escape or you know,

0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:45.760
<v Speaker 1>scissor kick somebody. I guess it was one of the

0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.679
<v Speaker 1>weirdest nights of my entire life. Hey, Summer, I do

0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.640
<v Speaker 1>have to let you know that that guy Charlie is

0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.760
<v Speaker 1>a real life karate master, Okay, yeah, and he's a

0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.200
<v Speaker 1>master of illusion because he's actually on the other line

0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:07.000
<v Speaker 1>listening to this conversation. Wants to talk to you serious. Yes, no, Charlie, Yeah?

0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Should I say Charlie Son, Charlie Son, are you there? Yeah,

0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm right here. I'm right here. That Summer, I was

0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.920
<v Speaker 1>just do like the right thing, Okay. I was trying

0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.679
<v Speaker 1>to defend your honor, all right, Um, I don't need

0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.360
<v Speaker 1>you to defend my honor. I'm not you know, It's

0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:30.360
<v Speaker 1>just I was creepy, Summer the guy. No, No, you

0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:35.160
<v Speaker 1>were creepy. You were trying to show your martial arts

0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.960
<v Speaker 1>moves in the back of the bar. I mean, I

0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:41.480
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to lure somebody out there for you. Well,

0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to fight him in the bar, so

0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:49.080
<v Speaker 1>of course we had to take him outside. Are bad?

0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.120
<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? You don't have to beat

0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:57.240
<v Speaker 1>up anyone. Here's the thing. Guys are animals, all right,

0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.360
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes you need to put the animals in their place.

0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:06.599
<v Speaker 1>And I was going to help you, talking about you're insane.

0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.160
<v Speaker 1>No no, no no, no, okay, Well I am insane for you,

0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and I will do anything that I have to do

0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:20.680
<v Speaker 1>to protect you. All right, That makes me sure I'm insane.

0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:26.280
<v Speaker 1>She was just dancing. We agree, we agree, we're this

0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:30.920
<v Speaker 1>is insane. How many guys would actually stand up for

0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.840
<v Speaker 1>you like I did, Well, not a lot of guys

0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:37.920
<v Speaker 1>know that much karate, Charlie. That's the problems. Yeah, not

0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:42.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of guys know the moves that I know, Charlie. Charlie,

0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.880
<v Speaker 1>you realize that she was just dancing with somebody. It's

0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.680
<v Speaker 1>not like someone was attacking her. Well, here's the thing.

0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Martial arts is about honor, and this guy was dishonoring

0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:56.040
<v Speaker 1>me in my face, so of course I gotta step up. Yeah,

0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.400
<v Speaker 1>but Charlie, trying to get your date to lure him

0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:02.680
<v Speaker 1>outside so you can fight him surprise attack. Yeah, Well,

0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.800
<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't have been much of a fight. Honestly, you

0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:09.080
<v Speaker 1>would have been out in like three seconds. You guys

0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.920
<v Speaker 1>still need me at this point, I think you know

0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.000
<v Speaker 1>what he's saying kind of proves my point. I do

0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.400
<v Speaker 1>need you for justin no, just I need you for

0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.240
<v Speaker 1>one second, Summer, because I have to ask you this.

0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go on a second date with Charlie?

0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.280
<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I want to honor Charlie

0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.560
<v Speaker 1>right now and say no, and I want him to

0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:32.560
<v Speaker 1>practice his squatting moves on another date. Well, you know

0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:36.440
<v Speaker 1>what you're missing out on, like a personal superhero that

0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:40.000
<v Speaker 1>helps you out with whatever you need. So good luck. Yeah,

0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I stopped watching cartoons when I was about twelve. All right, well,

0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.600
<v Speaker 1>no second date, Charlie. I'm sorry, Summer. Thank you for

0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.400
<v Speaker 1>being honest with us about what happened. I appreciate it. Yeah, okay,

0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.840
<v Speaker 1>thanks guys. I would like to thank both of you

0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:57.400
<v Speaker 1>for coming into my dojo today. You're a great competitor,

0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Broken Jewel. And then morning