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Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning. Second update and today's second date updates.
Speaker 1: Something happened to a guy that I didn't think happened anymore,
Speaker 1: not since like the fifties or even earlier the twenties.
Speaker 1: He was out dancing with a girl and some guy
Speaker 1: came up and asked to cut in, really and then
Speaker 1: stole her time. I didn't know that still existed. What's up, Charlie,
Speaker 1: how are you? Hey? I'm doing all right. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: doing okay. Thanks for your email, man, I appreciate it,
Speaker 1: No problem, Thanks for calling me. I really appreciate this.
Speaker 1: No problem. We'll get into the whole cutting in thing,
Speaker 1: because I thought that was weird. But first of all,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl that you want to call today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Our name is Summer. Summer, all right?
Speaker 1: And where'd you meet Summer? Set up by a friend
Speaker 1: of a friend. Was it a blind date that you
Speaker 1: were going on? Then? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never met
Speaker 1: her um, but my friend said she was real nice
Speaker 1: and cool and that I should so I said, sure,
Speaker 1: why not? And was she real nice and cool? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She she was really pleasant, pleasant in a sentence, would
Speaker 1: bless your heart. Are you sure you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day update and try to get another day
Speaker 1: with her? Yeah? I do, I do. I mean she
Speaker 1: she's stunning, that's the thing. Was she more stunning or
Speaker 1: more pleasant? I can't figure out? With you. Well, she
Speaker 1: was pleasantly stunning. Pleasantly stunning, that's a nice way to
Speaker 1: describe her. So what did you like about Summer so much?
Speaker 1: Why was she so pleasantly stunning? Well? I expected her
Speaker 1: to be blonde, you know, with a name like Summer,
Speaker 1: but she had jet black hair and paul and fit
Speaker 1: and everything a summer was not supposed to be. She
Speaker 1: was it. She was like a naughty summer, the hottest
Speaker 1: summer ever, the hottest summer on record, And you got
Speaker 1: a date with her. Yeah, I guess I got pretty lucky.
Speaker 1: So are you nervous when you start? Like? I mean,
Speaker 1: you were obviously taking it back with how beautiful she was? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just I wasn't even sure if it was
Speaker 1: her really, I just kind of made eye contact, thought
Speaker 1: about it for a second, and I was thinking, just
Speaker 1: just do it, man, just go approach or just asking.
Speaker 1: Her name is Summer, and it was so. Email said
Speaker 1: that you guys hung out at a bar and did
Speaker 1: some dancing and there at some point where a guy
Speaker 1: cut in on you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we went
Speaker 1: to this bar and there was a live music and
Speaker 1: it was nice and conversation started a little flow. We
Speaker 1: got to know each other, and then we started dancing.
Speaker 1: And were you like grinding dancing or is this like
Speaker 1: pair dancing like the foxtrot or I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was just regular old dancing, not like nineteen forties old
Speaker 1: dancing like now old dancing. Okay, just normal dancing, all right?
Speaker 1: And how did that guy cut in on you? I
Speaker 1: didn't think that happened anymore. Yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: pretty awkward. We were, you know, we had taken a
Speaker 1: break for a second, back to the bar, get some water,
Speaker 1: and this guy comes in and approaches me first before
Speaker 1: he approaches her. Today, I saw you guys dancing over there.
Speaker 1: You guys, Uh, you're a really good couple. Could I
Speaker 1: dance there for a second because I haven't had any
Speaker 1: good partners? Sure? Sure, that's strange that he even realized
Speaker 1: that you guys were together and then wanted to dance
Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, she was probably like watching us for
Speaker 1: the whole night. Better Camp was like, Hey, I see
Speaker 1: you guys are a couple. Um, excuse me, do you
Speaker 1: mind if I dance with this fellow over here? And
Speaker 1: then you would have had to go dance with him.
Speaker 1: That was not gonna happen. So why didn't you say
Speaker 1: no to him? I mean when he asked the dance
Speaker 1: with HER's been like, Noah, we're good man. Thanks. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to look like I was possessive on the
Speaker 1: first like night. First impressions are so important, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like freak her out or anything. So
Speaker 1: I said, sure, she should just crack a beer ball
Speaker 1: over his head right there. That would have impressed her
Speaker 1: in another universe I did. What was her response to
Speaker 1: all this when the guy asked the question, she looked
Speaker 1: surprised and kind of looked like she said sure, so
Speaker 1: I just stepped out. Okay, So how long was this
Speaker 1: dude dancing with your date? It was a good three
Speaker 1: four songs. It just kept going on and on and on,
Speaker 1: and what were you doing just hanging out at the
Speaker 1: barbie and awkward. Yeah yeah, you know, check Facebook, check Instagram,
Speaker 1: had some email that sucks. You're like, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: dance with my dad. I got some work I need
Speaker 1: to do anyway, pretty important. So do you think that
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back because she liked that guy
Speaker 1: more than you? I'm worried that she might think I'm
Speaker 1: like some spineless little kid, or I couldn't stand up
Speaker 1: for myself. I couldn't fight the b bad intruder or
Speaker 1: anything like that, So she probably thinks some pretty much
Speaker 1: like a weenie. How did the date end with her? Then?
Speaker 1: Did you ever get her back after that guy stole
Speaker 1: your date away? Oh? Yeah, yeah. She eventually cut off
Speaker 1: and came back to me and said, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I was pretending playing it off, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, I my job. My boss is always
Speaker 1: sending me these late night emails. But we should get
Speaker 1: out of here, and she said, yeah, yeah. We went
Speaker 1: out and we got like a little nightcap, like a
Speaker 1: slice of pizza, and then she called an uber and
Speaker 1: she gave me a like a like a polite kiss,
Speaker 1: like on the cheek or something. No, no, no, like
Speaker 1: on my lips. It was polite. It was polite, So
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a passionate I like you a lot kiss.
Speaker 1: It was like thanks for a fun night and the pizza,
Speaker 1: and then she just got in the car and left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did she ever ask you why you didn't cut in? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: she didn't, but I could tell that she really wanted
Speaker 1: to ask. Yeah, So how many times have you tried
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her since that date? I've been
Speaker 1: calling her a few times, you know, sending her a
Speaker 1: few texts for the past like two three weeks, and
Speaker 1: she only replied once, which is when I just kind
Speaker 1: of gave up. And she told me she was going
Speaker 1: to be out of town for two months and that
Speaker 1: she was going to be disconnected. So that sounds like
Speaker 1: a blow off and a half, Like, Hey, I've got
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be gone for about two months, so hopefully
Speaker 1: you'll forget about me by then. Is that what it
Speaker 1: feels like? Yeah, all right, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: I justsconnected for eight weeks. Sorry, I'm moving. Well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update? All right? All right? Think all right, man?
Speaker 1: Hang on looking jubil in the morning, Sep. I don't
Speaker 1: know if the girl's even gonna answer. In today's second
Speaker 1: date update, because you just are tuning in for it,
Speaker 1: Charlie is on the phone. He wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named Summer. They went out to a bar with
Speaker 1: a band and did some dancing on their first date.
Speaker 1: There was an awkward moment where a guy actually cut
Speaker 1: in and asked her to dance and spent like ten
Speaker 1: minute dancing with her. Wealth Charlie just sat there at
Speaker 1: the bar by himself and waited. He thinks that maybe
Speaker 1: he didn't like show that he was strong enough by
Speaker 1: telling the guy, no, you can't dance with my date.
Speaker 1: And that's the reason she's not calling back. I say, though,
Speaker 1: that she might not answer because she told Charlie she
Speaker 1: was going to be unavailable for two months. So I'm
Speaker 1: guessing when we get her on the phone, Charlie, all
Speaker 1: we're gonna hear is this just noises from some jungle
Speaker 1: somewhere where she's working. I hope she's got a satellite
Speaker 1: phone to answer us, because she's gone for two months.
Speaker 1: Who knows where? Yeah, yeah, I know it's I just
Speaker 1: hope it works man. Yeah, if she answers the phone,
Speaker 1: then it's gonna be very apparent that the two month
Speaker 1: thing was a lie. Well, I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: going to answer your call because she didn't answered mine,
Speaker 1: So yeah, she most likely won't answer yours. Well, let's
Speaker 1: find out. Want to call this girl? I mean, she
Speaker 1: spent like ten fifteen minutes of your date dancing with
Speaker 1: another guy. She's lying to you, probably about even being available. Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like you should chuck this up to a
Speaker 1: loss and move on. She's she's just different from like
Speaker 1: everyone I've been with is really how do I say this?
Speaker 1: Popular with my circle of friends. So this girl is
Speaker 1: completely different. She's not popular because she's not pop, because
Speaker 1: it doesn't have a lot of friends. I don't get it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: here's the thing is all my exes pretty much have
Speaker 1: slept with all of my friends, and this girl hasn't
Speaker 1: done that. Oh so, so she holds a special place
Speaker 1: in your heart because she hasn't slept with your friends. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's call her and see if we can get
Speaker 1: you another date. Okay, here we are. You guys really
Speaker 1: don't get anything, do you? I don't think so. All right,
Speaker 1: I just doubt the phone of your hang on. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Summer. Who is this, Hi Summer.
Speaker 1: My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a morning radio show. You're what? I'm sorry? Who
Speaker 1: sayd again? My name is Jubil and I host a
Speaker 1: morning radio show. It's called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: why why are you calling me? I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners asked if we could get you
Speaker 1: on the phone. Ohe and I will start by saying this,
Speaker 1: it's kind of strange that you even answered because he
Speaker 1: thought you were out of town for two months. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. His name is Charlie and you recently
Speaker 1: went out on a date with him. I'm assuming you
Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about. Yeah, So we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the Second Date Update. So
Speaker 1: Charlie emailed us, told about your date, told us how
Speaker 1: you said you were gonna be gone for two months,
Speaker 1: and asked if we could get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why you don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with Charlie again. Yeah. I, um, things changed with my
Speaker 1: parents and I came back earlier than I than I thought,
Speaker 1: you are not sticking with that lie. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: it's not a lie. I didn't I didn't expect to
Speaker 1: be that. Oh okay, so then you're gonna call Charlie
Speaker 1: and go out with him again. Uh? So do you
Speaker 1: mind telling us a little bit about your date? I
Speaker 1: think you'd insane if you feel that strongly. Why would
Speaker 1: you just tell him like, no, I don't ever want
Speaker 1: to see you again? Instead of I'm going to be
Speaker 1: gone for two months. I didn't want him to start
Speaker 1: contacting or get any sort of I just wanted to
Speaker 1: go away. Can I tell you why he thinks you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back? Sure, I'd love to hear why
Speaker 1: he thinks them not talking with him. Well, he thinks
Speaker 1: it's because when that guy cut in and you dance
Speaker 1: with that guy for a while, he didn't stick up
Speaker 1: for you in that moment. He was worried that you
Speaker 1: might think he has no backbone. No, it's the opposite.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, after I was done dancing
Speaker 1: with this guy, Charlie took me aside and started talking
Speaker 1: to me, And at first I didn't know what he
Speaker 1: was saying because he was whispering. That's always weird. It
Speaker 1: was shady. He kept talking about the guy that cut in,
Speaker 1: and he said he'd handle the situation for me. What
Speaker 1: does that mean, like protect your honor? And he wanted
Speaker 1: to make a plan with me where I would lure
Speaker 1: the guy outside so he could fight him. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he wanted me to lure the guy out behind the
Speaker 1: bar so he could jump out and use his martial
Speaker 1: arts moves on him. Said, use his martial arts moves. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He said he could snap the guy's neck in one move.
Speaker 1: And then he showed me like he like moved his
Speaker 1: hands really like a really quick emotion. He said that
Speaker 1: would snap his neck. Okay, this is what I'm picturing.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing him talking like a I don't know, a
Speaker 1: fourth grader who's like, I will do my karate moves
Speaker 1: on him and trying to chop him in the neck
Speaker 1: and it'll break his neck. I mean, did you just
Speaker 1: start laughing? How did you control your control yourself? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I just said, let's
Speaker 1: let's just get some pizza. Did you like anything about him,
Speaker 1: like up until the ninja momentum, you know, he was
Speaker 1: just very awkward of course. Yeah, observing his surroundings in
Speaker 1: case he needs to make a quick escape or you know,
Speaker 1: scissor kick somebody. I guess it was one of the
Speaker 1: weirdest nights of my entire life. Hey, Summer, I do
Speaker 1: have to let you know that that guy Charlie is
Speaker 1: a real life karate master, Okay, yeah, and he's a
Speaker 1: master of illusion because he's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening to this conversation. Wants to talk to you serious. Yes, no, Charlie, Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should I say Charlie Son, Charlie Son, are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right here. I'm right here. That Summer, I was
Speaker 1: just do like the right thing, Okay. I was trying
Speaker 1: to defend your honor, all right, Um, I don't need
Speaker 1: you to defend my honor. I'm not you know, It's
Speaker 1: just I was creepy, Summer the guy. No, No, you
Speaker 1: were creepy. You were trying to show your martial arts
Speaker 1: moves in the back of the bar. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to lure somebody out there for you. Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to fight him in the bar, so
Speaker 1: of course we had to take him outside. Are bad?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You don't have to beat
Speaker 1: up anyone. Here's the thing. Guys are animals, all right,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you need to put the animals in their place.
Speaker 1: And I was going to help you, talking about you're insane.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, no, okay, Well I am insane for you,
Speaker 1: and I will do anything that I have to do
Speaker 1: to protect you. All right, That makes me sure I'm insane.
Speaker 1: She was just dancing. We agree, we agree, we're this
Speaker 1: is insane. How many guys would actually stand up for
Speaker 1: you like I did, Well, not a lot of guys
Speaker 1: know that much karate, Charlie. That's the problems. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: a lot of guys know the moves that I know, Charlie. Charlie,
Speaker 1: you realize that she was just dancing with somebody. It's
Speaker 1: not like someone was attacking her. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Martial arts is about honor, and this guy was dishonoring
Speaker 1: me in my face, so of course I gotta step up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Charlie, trying to get your date to lure him
Speaker 1: outside so you can fight him surprise attack. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't have been much of a fight. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: would have been out in like three seconds. You guys
Speaker 1: still need me at this point, I think you know
Speaker 1: what he's saying kind of proves my point. I do
Speaker 1: need you for justin no, just I need you for
Speaker 1: one second, Summer, because I have to ask you this.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Charlie?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I want to honor Charlie
Speaker 1: right now and say no, and I want him to
Speaker 1: practice his squatting moves on another date. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what you're missing out on, like a personal superhero that
Speaker 1: helps you out with whatever you need. So good luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I stopped watching cartoons when I was about twelve. All right, well,
Speaker 1: no second date, Charlie. I'm sorry, Summer. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being honest with us about what happened. I appreciate it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks guys. I would like to thank both of you
Speaker 1: for coming into my dojo today. You're a great competitor,
Speaker 1: Broken Jewel. And then morning