1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: another jubil fantastic on the twenties. I'm moving eight point five. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm looking for Kevin's. This is Kevin. Hey, Kevin, how 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: are you? I'm calling from it. My name is Dave Duncan. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,639 Speaker 1: All right, mister Duncan, how are you? I'm good. We 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: received your resume the other day regarding the marketing position 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: we have, and I just wanted to call you with 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: a few questions. Do you have a moment? I do? Yes? Please? Awesome. 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 1: So it says on your resume here that you've been 12 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: in the marketing publications game for a while now. Yeah, 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: so I've been working this industry for seventeen years now. Wow, 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: that's a lot. You've probably seen a lot then, being 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: around seventeen years. Yeah, I sure have. Hey, when's the 16 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: last time you were busted for public indecency on the job? Um? What? Yeah? 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: Have you ever been? It's one I'm just are in 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: the interview now. Sorry to just rush into it like that. 19 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: But have you ever been busted for a public indecency 20 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: while working? No? Interesting? Never ever? Man, Well you're a 21 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: better guy than I am. Just to share with you 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: completely off the record of my old job, I was 23 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: busted for that twice. What Yeah. First time I was 24 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: just playing a joke on some workmates every time they'd 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: come into the bathroom, might just be there buck naked 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: by the urnal reading a book. Oh oh oh oh, 27 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: well okay, yeah. And then one time I took it 28 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: too far and did it in a lunch room, you know, 29 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: and then that was officially too much, I guess. But 30 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: that's a different story for a different day. I mean, 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: this is about you interviewing for a job, not me. Yeah, 32 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: pretty much. YEA next question that I have for you 33 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: while on the job, have you ever been convicted of 34 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: a felony? I have not known, really, not on the 35 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: job or off the job. Never. No, never, No. Wow, 36 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: that's crazy, man. Is that a job requirement? Oh no, 37 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: it's just that I've you know, I've I've had a few. 38 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: What Hey. Sometimes you're on a lunch break, you decide 39 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: to eat some mushrooms for lunch, and then the next 40 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: thing you know, you wind up in a pizza place, 41 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: waving a gun around with your pants down, yelling some 42 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: about extra sausage or whatever it was. I don't know. 43 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: It's a crazy day. You're you're joking, right you you 44 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: you obviously didn't do that and still have your job, right. No, No, 45 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. If you've had a felony or whatever, 46 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: don't worry about telling me. We're good with that, because, 47 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: like I said, I've had a pretty colorful past. Hey, 48 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: it happens, right, Um, I've never heard of anything like 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: that happening in the workplace. I have another question for you. 50 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: It's kind of a scenario type of thing here. Let's 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: say you're at your desk, just working on whatever you're 52 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: working on, and a manager comes up behind you naked 53 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: and starts massaging your shoulders. Do you relax and accept 54 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: the massage or do you alert hr? Is that a 55 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: real interview question? Yeah, making position, Yeah, wondering how you'd 56 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: handle it if your manager came up and gave you 57 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: a naked massage. Would that bother you? What do you 58 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: mean that's that's that's a felony, Like you can't go 59 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: awaund naked an office, touching people like that. That's that's assault. 60 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: It's have you never everywhere? Like? Have you never been 61 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: in an office before? Kind of stuff happens all the time. 62 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: I'm in an office every single day, and that has 63 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,839 Speaker 1: never ever happened to me. Okay, well all right, Well 64 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: anywhere ever noted does not happened, Well, it has happened 65 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: before here. So I'm just wondering what kind of a 66 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: company is this. Let me let me ask you a question. 67 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: If I were working there in this marketing department, who 68 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,839 Speaker 1: would be the manager who's running the show over there? Yeah, 69 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: that's me. That would be me. I would be your 70 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: direct supervisor. Yeah, so I guess if with selling I 71 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: guess if we're talking about that scenario there, it would 72 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: be me giving you a naked massage. Look, I'd appreciate 73 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: it if you just stopped be getting around and if 74 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: you have a job and ask me some real questions 75 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: from real interview because this is hold on for my 76 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: last interview question. Are you near your email at all? 77 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: I am sitting in front of my computer. Guest, what 78 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm going to email you a 79 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: picture right now, and I just want your opinion on it. 80 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: What kind of picture are you going to send me. 81 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm just going to email you a picture, and I 82 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: just want to get your reaction. Kind of picture are 83 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: you about to send me? I want it to be 84 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: a surprise. I just want to get your candid reaction 85 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: to this picture that I'm about to send you. To 86 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: email address on my resume is my work email address. 87 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: Tore not send me anything inappropriate. I am not going 88 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: to open it. I am not taking a picture right now. 89 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: Do not send me a picture. Okay, it's sent. I'm 90 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 1: not looking at an email. I'm not looking at anything 91 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: that you sent me. And this is obviously not a 92 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: place I'm interested in, you know, working because you are crazy. 93 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,799 Speaker 1: Forget crazy, forget the email you're hired. I am not 94 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: working there. I am not opening some freaking perverted email. 95 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: You just sent me to my work address. We're crazy. 96 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: What if I just tell you that it's a prank 97 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: phone call, then you're not listening to me, are you? No? No, 98 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm not Are you listening to me? I said it 99 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: was a prank phone call. You told me you were 100 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: calling from Incorporated Marketing. Now you're saying it's some prank. 101 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually jewil from Brook and 102 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. 103 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: Your friend Mark set you up. You are not being 104 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah I am. He told us you 105 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: applied for a new job and wanted me to mess 106 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: with you. Hey, it's such You did it. You did 107 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: a good job handling those questions. Though all of those 108 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: answers were sufficient, I would still like to hire you. 109 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to start. Thank you, no, 110 00:05:51,480 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: thank you. Oh come on every morning with Moving ninety 111 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: two point five