1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Today by telling my wife of ten years my real 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: body counts. 3 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: You know, as a wise man once said everyone should 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: have their body count on the foreheads. 5 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: Who said that? 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: Andrew tape? Oh really, women actually say that. I don't 7 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 2: know if he actually said that. I was listening. I 8 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 2: was listening to Andrew Schultzen. He said he watched a 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 2: clip where he said, like, oh, women should have their 10 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 2: bodycounts written on their forehead? Why why not all men? 11 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 2: Why not everyone? That's always the question, Yeah, that's always 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 2: the question. I mean maybe the answer is massage. I mean, Sam, 13 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 2: if a woman has an only fans, then she owes 14 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 2: the guy a percentage. 15 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 3: Yo. 16 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: Oh okay, we already talked about this, but bro, my 17 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 1: fucking kid, I went to carpool with it's top point 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: one percent on OnlyFans. I still can't get over. I 19 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 1: told both of my buddies who was also in carpool, 20 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 1: and he's like, he's always been a little savage, so 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: I got you know, he didn't put it past him, 22 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: but like. 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: It's nuts. He has his button here, his his face 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 3: and so many But. 25 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's funny because it's like, okay, we 26 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 2: know that this like happens. But then when you like 27 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 2: know someone who does it, it's like, this is like 28 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 2: crazy true. 29 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like like we just. 30 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 2: Think like only fans blah blah blah, we just talk 31 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: about it. But they were like, oh my god, like 32 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 2: because I don't know, it's just shocking. It's shocking that 33 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 2: it's shocking when someone you know does porn. Yeah, you know, 34 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 2: it's like like and like do you know anyone who 35 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 2: does porn? There was one person in high school that 36 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 2: did it while she was in high school, and then there. 37 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 3: Was in high school. 38 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: It was bad, bro, it was bad. Her parent was 39 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 2: a teacher. It was bad, dude. 40 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 3: Was she was she eighteen? 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 2: She was eighteen. She was eighteen. But you're like a 42 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 2: senior in high school, you know what I mean. So 43 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 2: it's like you know, eighteen and you know whatever else. 44 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: And of course I was like a freshman, but all 45 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 2: like the I was in drum line and they were 46 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 2: like playing it is bad, dude, what just because they running. 47 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 2: They were crazy. They would ship in rival schools, lockers 48 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 2: like all kinds of like they were when I was 49 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 2: a freshman, and like in drumline, like they were great. 50 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 2: It's like like jock type behavior. My god changed when 51 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 2: when I when I was in an upperclassman that all changed. 52 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 3: But they were like wow wow. 53 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 2: Drive drink and drive with their feet all kinds of crazy. 54 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 3: Dude. 55 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: See, I was so innocent in high school. I freaking 56 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: I didn't drink until. 57 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 2: Call it I was. I was innocent too, but I 58 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: was like around them because of like Drumline. We spent 59 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: so much time together, so like they were just. 60 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: Like see I don't see Drumline as being like like 61 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: super crazy, but. 62 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,959 Speaker 2: You know, it's so sad to say, but like they're 63 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: the bad boys of which sounds like it sounds like 64 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 2: so pathetic, but like when you're actually in band, you 65 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 2: feel it. It's there, you know what I mean, Like 66 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 2: oh ship, Yeah, like they're dating the hot chicks and like, 67 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 2: you know whatever, douchebags and stuff. We were cool when 68 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: I when I was like an Ever, when I was 69 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 2: like when me and my friends were in leadership positions, 70 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 2: we were super chill. But like everyone before us bro naughty, naughty. 71 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 2: They should have had their body count there for him. 72 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, dude, So how did you figure that he 73 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: told it told people I have syphilis. 74 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 2: I think it was because the girl gave him syphilis, 75 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 2: and then he was but her Andrew Tate style, and it. 76 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, I don't want to pass syphilis. 77 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: Not a good thing to pass. Okay, don't get syphilist 78 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 2: get syphilis. That's the moral of the story. 79 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: So my wife thirty female, and I thirty four male, 80 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: have been together for ten years. We're both from a 81 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 1: very rural area in a town of about three thousand people. 82 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: In towns like this, people day to sleep with a 83 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: lot of other people in their friend groups. 84 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 2: You know, I got a lot, by the account of 85 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 2: three thousand. 86 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: I damn from Grandma to to for newly eighteen, I've 87 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: done it all. 88 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 3: I would never hook up with someone in my friend group. 89 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: Never never, never happened, never happened. I've not ever done that. 90 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: So oncommon in the least and might be considered gross, 91 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: but slim pickens, you know, pickens. My wife and I 92 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: have known each other for quite some time. She dated 93 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: an old friend of mine. I for I was, for 94 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: a lack of better terms, fuck buddies with a few 95 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: of her friends. She knew I slept around a lot, 96 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: especially in high school, but she never knew. 97 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 3: The exact amount. Uh oh, We. 98 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: Were watching a show tonight where the story was about 99 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: the number of people's partners slept with previously, YadA YadA, 100 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: and the conversation came up. She wanted to know my 101 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: real number. I had no intention of telling her, so 102 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: I said, it was so long ago. I don't know. 103 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: I don't even remember what it's like sleeping with anyone. 104 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: But you nice, try nice, try to get it out 105 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: of this one, A fine answer that I thought would 106 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: make her drop it, but nah. She kept prodding and 107 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: prodding until she eventually started naming off chicks she knew 108 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: I had slept with and writing them down. When she 109 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: hit ten, I figured that's probably all she knows. When 110 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: she hit fifteen, I started to get a little nervous, 111 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: and by twenty she was blowing up, and I was 112 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: wondering how the f she knew all this. She knew 113 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: there were more and wanted me to start naming names. 114 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 1: I obviously wasn't going to do that, and I thought, 115 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 1: if I just finally told her my real number, be 116 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,279 Speaker 1: over and we move on. So I told her the 117 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: real number. 118 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 2: What is it? 119 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: Suffice to say she hasn't spoken to me for two days. 120 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: It is by far the longest fight we have had. 121 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: Usually they last for an hour or two and we 122 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: move on. But she's pretty pissed and upset about this one. 123 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: I kind of don't get it. I married her, have 124 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: been faithful our entire relationship, and she had an idea 125 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 1: that I was a slut. No idea how to fix this, 126 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: and it's already in the past, and I approve and 127 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm with her for life. I've learned a lesson today. 128 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: Sometimes no matter how long you've been with someone, some 129 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: things are better left alone. 130 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 2: You know, she's hating on his BS. 131 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 3: What's bs? 132 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: It's big slut energy. 133 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, all hate he's he's he was. 134 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 2: Slang in his dangling ling And that's fine, That's fine. Yeah, 135 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 2: I think like it's definitely like I can, I can 136 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 2: understand someone being shocked, you know, it's just kind of 137 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 2: like a hard thing not to be Like, So. 138 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: What would you what number would you be shocked by? 139 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: You have to factor in the age. 140 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, probably my age, like sixty seventy. That's when it's like, 141 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 2: because think about it, if you have even sex with 142 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 2: just like let's say, three people a year since you 143 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 2: were eighteen thirty, by twenty eight, you know. So if 144 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 2: you have more than more sex with more than three 145 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 2: people in a year for like you know, from eighteen 146 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 2: to twenty eight, well then it's going to be above thirty, 147 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So like it actually like 148 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 2: the double digits aren't that crazy. But once maybe around 149 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 2: our age, like once you get like sixty seventy's like okay, here, 150 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 2: maybe that's a lot. 151 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: But I think over I think over sixty, over sixty 152 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: at our age would be would be like, oh that's 153 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:32,599 Speaker 1: a decent. 154 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 2: I also like high school probably like end of high school, 155 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,359 Speaker 2: like fifteen sixteen seventeen wasn't me. 156 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: But uh, I mean I had a girlfriend at six 157 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: or seventeen seventeen. So but I've been pretty like I 158 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: think my body counts like ten or eleven. 159 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 2: I'm like below of ten. 160 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, but I bet I was like 161 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: in like back to back relationship. 162 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,239 Speaker 2: I will admit I would probably be shocked if someone 163 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:57,040 Speaker 2: had something like multiples over my own. But if I 164 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 2: sat down and thought about it, I'm like, Okay, I 165 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 2: see it's like three hundred at this age. Then I'm like, okay, 166 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 2: this is a lot. That's kind of you. You got 167 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 2: to like make an effort to just like like go 168 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 2: door to door and just bang people. 169 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 1: Like I actually don't think you have to make that 170 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: much of an effort, like depending on how like attractive 171 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 1: you are, Like sometimes it could be like I think 172 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: it would be very easy for an attractive woman to 173 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: go out attractive woman, yes, like one night a week 174 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: and have sex with a new person if they wanted to, 175 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: they wanted then for that matter, attractive guy like if 176 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: you're if you're, if you're a pretty attractive person, you could. 177 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 2: You could. Your boy was trying. Your boy was desperately desperate. 178 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,239 Speaker 2: But you know what my problem was, I wasn't in college, 179 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 2: so I was like easier in office with like thirty 180 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 2: year olds. 181 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, were you slaying in it to thirty? 182 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 2: I was not slaying at thirty. It didn't it didn't reach. 183 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,239 Speaker 2: It quite reached there could it couldn't reach. It couldn't 184 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 2: know what Op's body count was. Since y'all per this 185 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 2: is an edit, since y'all pervs won't stop asking. It's 186 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 2: north of fifty, but south of one hundred. To be honest, 187 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 2: I can't remember the exact number. I told her, Somewhere 188 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 2: between fifty and sixty but for thirty and thirty four, 189 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 2: that's okay. That's you have to sit down and think 190 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 2: about it. But once you do, that's okay. 191 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 3: Thirty four is thirty like that, I would. 192 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 2: Almost two decades of sexual activity. Yeah, come on, come 193 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 2: on like twenty like eighteen sixteen years. 194 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 3: Yeah dude, even later? 195 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, come on like, that's that's totally yeah, it's okay. Op, 196 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: we'll be slutz with you. Yeah, we will be slutz 197 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: with you.