WEBVTT - Indoor vs. Outdoor Pools 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:05.600 So step your game up, living indoor pool lifestyle, feed 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:13.480 clothes and pull your family. That's amazing. Okay, feed cloth 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:22.240 and pull your family. Honestly, I can get behind that. Hey, everybody, 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.720 welcome to hold up. I am josh Johnson. I am 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.720 one of your co hosts. I'm a writer for the 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:32.159 Daily Show, and I am joined by Josey's love cut 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:45.559 cut cut cut, No hat, No, I'm not. I'm not 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.839 a hater. I was waiting for the rest because I 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.760 said your name, but then you did the noises. But 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.600 then you stopped talking. Oh yeah, they know I'm a 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.520 chorus probably in the Daily Show. I got to see 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.040 this every time. I don't know, I don't know who's listening. Joshua, 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:03.600 tell the people what is a topic for today? We 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:09.479 are gonna be talking about something that is, uh, it's 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.240 tough because some people. To some people, it's gonna seem 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.520 the same, all right, and we need you to know 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:20.800 it's not. It's not the same at all. Okay, Today's 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:25.640 topic is indoor pool versus outdoor pool. And you know, 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:31.640 as originally a Florida Negro, you know exactly what side 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:35.200 I'm gonna pick. But we're gonna give the people like 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:50.320 hinta che a momento to think about it? Play the music. Now, 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.400 what side do you think me and josh pick? Because 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.080 you picked your side. And I'm gonna tell you, Joshua, 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:01.640 tell the people lie hid tight? What in? You are? 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:09.680 Always misguided? Always misc wow, always inaccurate, incorrect points of view? 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:19.680 What did you pick? I chose indoor pool? Incorrect? We're going, okay, 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.400 you want to talk about incorrect? Okay, I'm telling you 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.800 right now because the thing that you are picking with 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.320 outdoor pool, you're imagining a specific type of pool that 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.920 I don't have to deal with being inside. Okay, And 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.080 I'm talking about that above ground outdoor pool. All right. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:41.480 That's that's up. That's up with your pools. Okay. All 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.480 of my pools go deep, all right. All of my 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:49.080 pools inside are lavish decades. So you're saying that there's 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:53.720 no indoor above grand pools. I have not seen one. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.280 That don't mean don't exist. Yeah, but where have you 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:00.239 seen one? You've never seen? Jesus, But you believe even 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.560 in I'm saying, where have you seen the pools that 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.080 we're talking about outside? I would never seen an above 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.680 ground indoor pool I'm starting to think that maybe there 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.280 aren't any all right, if I haven't say what you 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.359 haven't seen, there has to be somewhere, Yes, but we're 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:23.200 talking about one maybe, versus thousands of above ground right 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.960 sitting on the top of the lad ray to bust 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:31.079 like bad boys two above ground pools is indoor above 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.560 ground pool just a hot tub. I feel like even 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:37.240 the hot tubs are a little bit more sunken indoors. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.840 There've never I've never climbed up to get to a 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:47.400 hot tub. All indoor therapy pools are above are sit 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:51.360 up above ground. Oh so even when my pools are 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:55.160 above ground, they're therapeutic. Thank you, Thank you for helping 0:03:55.240 --> 0:04:01.840 me at my point outdoors, out there with the elements. No, no, 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:08.160 thank you. Your chip too much dip on my chip? Okay, wow, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.200 pretty rich coming from you. It might always misguided we 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.640 had barely started the episode. It might always misguided you, 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.280 because here's the thing. When you are in an indoor 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:26.479 pool situation, Okay, when you're protected from the elements. Now, 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.159 I could actually go swimming when it's raining. I go 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.080 swimming when it's lightning. Okay, I don't have to worry 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.120 about what the rest of the world is doing when 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:41.920 I go swim. Okay, I'm just gonna see. Okay, it's 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.560 five grand Are you talking about kittie pool? Is that 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:47.920 what you're sending me? No, okay, because the kittie pool 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.680 could be indoors or outdoors. That's a stalemate. No, no, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.520 this this is still outside. Don't do that. That's an 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:00.360 outside trying to be inside outdoor pool. Now, help me out. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:04.920 Tell me what you think it's so special about outdoor pools? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.640 What puts them over the edge of indoor? Because I 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:12.480 got air conditioning, I got safety. Me and my brother 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:17.480 and my mama. My family used to live on North 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.960 Miami Beach. Okay, we lived in a hotel on Nor 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.200 Frami Beach, and every day I would either go swimming 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.960 in the pool or swimming in the ocean, right like 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.840 my brother and my brother had a German tours tap. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:37.080 My brother had to swim for me. A pool is nostalgia. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.599 You know. When I was little, we would go to 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:42.400 my Auntie Joy's house for my birthday every year, and 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.760 they had a pool at their house because and then 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.640 you know my Ntfefe her parents had a pool. So 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.320 like I grew up going to black people's houses with pools, 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.760 okay uh. And then we went to camp and so 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.480 we would go swimming. And because I can swim enough 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.720 to keep myself alive. I'm not out here going to 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.960 the Olympics or nothing like that. But you know, water 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:08.920 won't kill me. Land probably will, but water, I'm good. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.200 I'm buying a shit for me, the outdoor pool. Also, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.000 it's like me, I'd appreciate this. So when I moved 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:19.080 to LA at twenty sixteen, I met Madison Shepherd and 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.720 Danielle Perez, so like one of my best friends now. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:28.880 And we started this group on Facebook called you Can't 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:36.120 Swim with Us and we would throw pool parties. But 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.480 Daniel didn't have a pool at her house. Danyelle, his 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.960 mom had a pool, but Daniel didn't have a pool 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.839 at her house. Madison lives in an apartment with no pool. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.599 So we would be at other people apartment complexes and 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.719 it was it was a private group on Facebook, and 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.280 these comics were really trying because we were private. We 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.240 were not letting everybody in because I listen, it's gonna 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.239 be plus sized bitches and two piece bas and suits, 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:02.159 and we don't need no stap at it okay, And 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:08.240 people were pressed to get in this group, Josh pressed 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.720 and sometimes like somebody who's like, oh, this person wants 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.320 to get in, I'm like, I don't really like them, 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.360 so like they had to have like at least two 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:18.040 thirds approval m to get into the group. Well, the 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.280 other wild thing about being in LA at that time 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:25.320 was that it would be like fucking three thirty and 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.640 afterton on Wednesday, and they're like twelve people here to 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.440 go swimming, and I'm like, why are none of y'all 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:35.040 are at work? Yeah, I'm a full time comic. Okay, 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.480 you're not m and you always bitch about being broke. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:43.280 Go okay, Like LA is the only I've never had 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.280 lived and we're like LA where nobody was at work. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:55.680 So for me, the pool has represented a lifestyle. Can 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.200 you swim when there's lightning? No? And I've had people 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.440 tell me they go swimming in the rain, which I 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.200 think is a complete stupid thing to do. But I 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.680 don't like about indoor pools is that the room that 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:10.720 they're in one always reeks of chlorine. It's just muggy 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:12.640 a lot of times. Also, you know when you're on 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:16.120 the road, a lot of the hotels like Michigan or 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:22.640 like Pennsylvania will always have indoor pools. Okay, I always 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.720 feel gross in an indoor pool. There's something about the 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.360 room is always wet, it's always kind of human in there. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.960 It's always smelling a chlorine, a little muggy. So it's 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.400 like when you're in an outdoor situation, because like a 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.400 pool day is like a sunny day. We are drinking 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:43.680 and a nice a beverage, you know, just sitting just 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.520 out here, just judging others, really taking in the scene, 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:55.520 like stuck, excited, excited, excited. So like a pool day. Yeah, 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:57.880 a pool day is a day like I remember my 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.760 mom used to drop me and my brother off that 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:01.360 I don't think she was supposed to be doing this 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.679 at the public pool in a best friend park in 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.679 Norcross and she drop us off with some lunchee. So 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.720 I've always been like a swimming gold swimming kind of camp. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.040 Like the dream of my life is to have a 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:20.040 house with a cement pond. Okay, all right, hey, yeah, 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.880 yeah I think that that. I think that's dope. I 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:26.280 want that for you. I will just say indoor pool 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:30.280 pool day is every day you keep listing the best 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.480 conditions for an hour. But see, that's the thing. It's like, 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:39.559 it's the best conditions because you're not in a muggy room. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.120 You're not in you don't come out stinking of chlorine. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.760 Your eyes aren't burning, you know what I mean. It's 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.360 like the room that an indoor pool is in is 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:54.360 never a nice It never feels good. It never feels 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.440 good to you. Wa No, the water and indoor pool 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:03.560 feels nasty. The it's always the wrong hot, it's the 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:07.560 wrong kind of hot. Okay, it never feels good. It 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:12.000 never feels good to me because it's like humid but chlorine. Human, 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:18.240 it's muggy. It's this pool heated as this room heated. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.160 What's going on? Yeah, and then it's like your eyes 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:26.600 start burning because it's just a mist of chlorine. I 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:31.360 just I've allergic to chlorine. Absolutely not, Okay, it's just 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.640 there's a lot about the chlorine, and I feel like 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:39.200 that's never hit me the same because indoor pools, I 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:44.400 think are over chlorinated because I've never had this. Yeah, 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:49.040 I can see that because they don't have the sun. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:57.079 M you know, to really just burn things off, truly, 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.600 you have to adapt for the fact that this pool 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.520 is on a arrest of light. To me, I guess 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:08.440 an outdoor pool is redundant because if you have an 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:12.200 outdoor pool and you have the ocean, just go for 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.800 the ocean. Some people don't like the ocean. I understand 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.400 some people. I'm very afraid of the ocean. Also, it's 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.679 like there's nothing swimming the nothing that swims in a pool, 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:25.160 as people kind of there's no fish in a swimming pool, 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:33.079 not on purpose. Shut up, Josh. Chlorine will kill a fish. Shop. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:39.960 That's why pools are chlorinated. Nose fishes jumping out of 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:47.400 the sea, Elmar, I'm sure there's one, all right. I'm 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:51.360 not playing this game. I will not live for these 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:58.559 shenanigans on this day. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:02.880 is that is also, if you're don't landlocked area, you 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.959 have to have a pool. If the closest ocean is 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.720 more than two hours away, you're not going there on 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.120 a regular basis. If you want to get a quatic 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:16.000 in this bitch, you have to have a pool. Now, 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.000 when you talk about the history of swimming pools, it 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.360 is very fucked up. You know the fact that we 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:23.160 weren't just swimming them. You know, people having pools at 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.520 their houses because public pools got closed because they didn't 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:30.440 want us in there, you know. But now we get 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:35.840 to swim, don't we mostly? I think, yeah, But I 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:40.000 think that indoor you can bring you if you have 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.679 an indoor pool, you know what it speaks to me personally? 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:48.320 You somebody's house or an establishment. Oh I'm talking about both. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.360 But the one at the house is gonna be hard 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.720 to be okay, because an outdoor pool at your house, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.080 all right, you might still have to give that one 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.640 to nature every once in a while. But an indoor 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:04.160 pool in your house, I'm bringing the snacks. Okay. You 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:08.160 wouldn't bring snacks to outdoor pool? Not always, No, especially 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:10.559 if it's above ground. Have you ever heard of the 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.840 redneck trifector? I have heard of it, but remind me 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:19.560 what it actually is above ground pool? Okay, trampoline, pontoon boat, 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.080 three of the most fun things you could hope for 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.880 on a Saturday afternoon. Do you know anyone who lives 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.080 in Florida? Mhmm. Yeah, we've been to the home of 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:36.080 someone with a pool in Florida, I believe. So. Yeah, Now, 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:42.440 did you see that the pool is outside, but is 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:47.680 encased by a screen, like a giant screen as big 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.640 as they Basically it's as big as the house. I 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.160 don't know if I've seen that. So basically you're like 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:59.079 indoors and outdoors at the same time. Don't don't tell 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:03.040 me that on that. Hold on, let me send it 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.800 to you. Oh no, this is this is nice. I 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.600 thought you meant when you said a screen. I thought 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.640 you meant the you know, like the screen door material. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.520 That meant that made out of the door, it is 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.560 made out of that. I thought that you meant the 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.200 walls were made out of it, and the ceiling was 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.320 made out of it. It doesn't look like there's got 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:28.080 you've got support beams. Yeah, there's some real wall. No, 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:31.040 what it is just the support beams to create the shape, 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.840 and then in between that is pure screen. The thing 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:38.200 is if you have a hybrid situation where you essentially 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:43.920 built onto your pool from outside to make it kind 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.680 of inside. I don't know where that lands. I don't 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.800 know if that becomes inside or it stays outside. Well, 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.080 the pool and a screen enclosure. But what it does, 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.920 it's like you can enjoy being outside without like the 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.800 mosquitos and the bugs and all that. Yeah. Also you 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.960 can have food out there, so there's no flies, there's 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:08.080 no Yes, it's gonna it's gonna come down somewhat on 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:13.520 the flies, somewhat on the mosquito. If you're outside, they're 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.960 fighting their way in, okay, And I think with an 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.680 indoor pool, you don't have to worry about the flies. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.720 You don't have to worry about them. You can get 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.200 in your house if you're going in and out of 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:28.560 a door, they can, but not at the right No, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.960 just being outside outside, of course, it's just that's where 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.560 the bugs are. You can that they ship. M. But 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.160 you're in their neighborhood. You're in their neighborhood. That's why 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:39.920 I don't kill bugs outside because I'm in the ship. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.840 You don't want if I'm out, I don't kill bugs. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.600 I try not to kill a bug if i'm outside. 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:55.320 What is his face? I'm just from outside, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.920 I don't want to kill a bug if I'm outside, like, 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.360 that's their ship. Now, if you're in my house, that's 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:05.600 a difference. M. You came in my ship. But I 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.760 try to help you. I'll try to put you outside. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.520 But if you donkey. You die like flies. Though there's 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:18.360 a fly in my house, you die. I can say that. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:22.720 I don't think you've given me any good reason to 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.320 have an indoor pool. The reason I've given you to 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:28.360 have an indoor pool is that you are not out there. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.440 And I can list them if you need, but you're 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.120 not out there with the elements, all right, when it 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.240 light when it's lightning, When it is lightning, I can 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.240 swim in my pool when it's a rainy day. I 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.880 can swim my pool when it's just nasty outside, you know, 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.160 like sometimes it's just not fun outside, even though it's 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.760 not bad weather. I could swim in my pool. My 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:50.320 pool indoors is consistent. Also a pool indoors, if you 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.680 can afford it, if you're blessed like that. Everything it 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.520 is lavish, it is. It is a beautiful thing. I've 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.120 never seen. I'll just say this. I've never been in 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.680 someone's house to an indoor pool, and it was ugly. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:06.720 All right, every indoor indoor pool. I'm not gonna say 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.360 all their names, but it's it's it's been two friends, yeah, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:16.720 two where they was this the Louisiana or is the Chicago? 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:22.760 Third one was Chicago, and one was New York. Yo. 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:28.960 An indoor pool in New York. Yeah, at their house? Yeah, Yo, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:34.280 you should marry it personally. Uh No, he's taken. Mary's parents, 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.560 get adopted, do something. Why don't you put in work? 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:44.560 Why don't you try? Yeah? Now, I'm with you, New 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.119 York with just the lack of an access, Tom. I mean, 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.600 as a child, I remember seeing on TV kid's playing 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.719 like a fire hydrant, and it was the saddest thing 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:59.080 I've ever seen. Look, i'll tell you right now for 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.440 for my listeners listening right now, who get me? Who 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:05.720 understand me? Who get where I'm coming from. There's two 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:07.879 angles right here that I want you to hear me 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:14.600 from truly. All right? One men, all right, men, I 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:17.080 want you to listen to me right now. Your family 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:21.120 deserves an indoor pool, all right. So then, as a man, 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:24.119 you gotta go out there. You gotta work, You gotta 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.760 do everything that you need to do to go ahead 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:29.320 and get an indoor pool for your family. You don't 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:33.679 want those kids out there struggling in an above ground pool. Daddy, 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.760 I can't get out. It's six feet tall, right, You 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.440 forgot to put the water in. I live here now right. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:41.560 You don't want your children yelling at you like that. 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.040 You don't want your wife yelling at you. Hey, how 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:46.679 are you gonna get these kids out of this pool? 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:49.560 There's no water, all right? They broke their little feet 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.879 jumping in doing cannonballs to nothing. All right, Get an 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:56.160 indoor pool. Let them see the water down there before 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.480 they jump in. Don't make them jump off. Faith, But 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:03.720 look second angle right here, second angle. For the people listening, 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:07.560 I want you to have enough money in this world 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:11.200 to get an indoor pool, because you deserve it. After 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:19.000 only after you've put in that work, after you've grinded. Okay, 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:23.640 after that grinding, what's gonna come up? I felt it? Yeah, yeah, 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.640 because honestly, a lot of the no one gets an 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:33.360 indoor pool by chance. People put in below ground pools. 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.880 Nobody gets that by chance. All right. If your house 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:40.399 didn't already come when you got to work for exactly, 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:43.919 you gotta work, You gotta grind. Okay, duels, they already 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.120 know what I'm talking about. You gotta put in work. 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:49.080 You gotta go home. Look at your house and be 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:52.960 like house, Why are you being lame? Why are you 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:56.760 being lame? Okay? All right, don't rest your head until 0:19:56.760 --> 0:20:00.159 you can rest your head underground in an indoor poo. 0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:03.480 Don't rest on your laurels because you need to be 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.840 resting on the tile of a swimming pool. Go ahead 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:10.240 and rest on those floaties that you get from bringing 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:15.359 home all that money to build an indoor pool. You 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:18.240 already know, you already know. I can see what you're saying. 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:22.240 You can swim whatever you want. You can swim anytime 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.480 in an indoor pool. You can grind any time to 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:31.359 get it. Indoor poolool. It has to be heated because 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.320 if it's cold outside and it's a below ground pool, 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:38.560 your pool could be cold. So you have to get 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:40.960 a heated pool. And if you're gonna be really doing 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:43.479 it right, you gotta get a saltwater pool. That's just 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:45.760 a little extra grinded, all right, you don't even really 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.119 need to worry. Okay, that's just you already got the 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:52.040 indoor pool, buddy, that go ahead, just grind until you 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:56.840 get the full pool money. Yeah. Because yeah, Also, also 0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.680 you want some lights. Okay, maybe you need some lights 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:03.280 of the pool with no lights, a pool with no lights, 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:05.920 a dark pool dark, you might as well be in 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:09.520 stranger things Oh my god, I saw somebody I don't 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:12.040 know on my TikTok. It was a pool. It was 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:15.760 cleaning TikTok. It was pool TikTok, British man that cleans pools. 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:19.600 I didn't know people have some pools England. Yeah, outside pools. 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:23.199 Oh wow, that is a surprise. Yeah, it's only I 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:25.560 don't know what even. We were there for the warmest 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:26.920 month of the year and it wasn't warm enough to 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:30.919 go swimming. Yeah. Yeah, And so he had a client 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:38.400 and they painted the bottom of the pool red. That's 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:41.240 so like it was disturbing. I don't even know what 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:44.840 to say. It was disturbing a red bottom pool. So 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:47.280 did it just look like you were swimming in blood? 0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:50.800 It did. Apparently this person is not the only psychopath 0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:55.560 to ever do this shit. That's that's deeply disturbed. I 0:21:55.600 --> 0:22:00.720 can't even imadgin diving in now. What is your because 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:03.639 because I want to be fair, I brought up outdoor, 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:06.840 above ground pools, all this stuff, all the elements everything 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:09.840 I do want to be fair. What is your ideal 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:15.280 perfect pool? Oh? Well, my ideal perfect pool one is 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:21.120 actually near the beach. Okay, why is that? Because the 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:23.600 feeling you get when you get into the ocean is 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.200 not the feeling you get when you get into a pool. Okay. 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:28.640 And I don't like swimming in the ocean at night 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:31.760 because I don't want to go missing. So when you're 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:36.639 near the ocean but you're in a pool, you get 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:43.280 the ocean feeling without the ocean, without being in the ocean. Okay, 0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.200 got you, got you? And so your ideal pool. Does 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:48.720 it have any extra features or there any other things 0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:51.159 going on with your pool besides it being near the 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:53.560 ocean or was that just the first thing? That was 0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.920 just the first thing? So first thing. Also, there needs 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:57.119 to be an area. It's like the pool that was 0:22:57.160 --> 0:22:58.680 at the house we had in the Bahamas was great 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:05.320 because there was a basically as a bench that went 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:07.040 all the way like in the water, that went all 0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:09.840 the way around the pool inside when you're in the pool, 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:11.880 but you can sit down because not everybody can fit 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:14.960 on the stairs, you know what I mean. So there's that. 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:17.520 I did also like the fact that pool was all 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:20.760 it was just a little bit deeper in the middle, 0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:22.800 but for the most part it was all the same depth. 0:23:24.040 --> 0:23:25.320 I don't even have a pool in my house is 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:31.240 eight feet deep. That's insane, A good six feet. Also, 0:23:31.320 --> 0:23:33.159 I like those pools where the ones that's not the 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:35.639 one where you step in, but the ones that like 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.639 start like two or three inches of water and then 0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:45.040 it just graually gets deeper. The pools on a full incline. 0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:48.600 I like that because then you can really like almost 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:54.359 just lay down, h and still be in the pool. 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:58.280 Got you? So, so I want to get it right, 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:01.560 So help me list it right near the ocean has 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:05.840 the seated step all the way around, but has the 0:24:06.119 --> 0:24:09.600 gradual steps to enter that that take a while. The 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:13.840 rise and run of those is smoother and longer. Yeah, 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:16.000 because if you're doing that, so when you have those 0:24:16.119 --> 0:24:19.440 rising like is that what in there's a spot where 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:23.240 it just like becomes one level and then you can 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:27.240 sit and then there's the deeper part of it. Got you? 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:29.320 And it's only going six feet deep, but it's not 0:24:29.400 --> 0:24:34.400 going eight feet not going way way beyond? Right? Okay, um, 0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:39.160 all right? Is there anything else? This is my dream pool? Yeah, 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:42.240 So don't even think about the house, think about just 0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:44.800 the pool. You can have whatever you want at the pool, 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:47.800 because because when I tell you mine, I just want 0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:49.679 to make sure we're not talking about the house it's in. 0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:53.040 It's specifically the pool. Oh, then I want there to 0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:55.800 be a bar. Okay, I want there to be a 0:24:55.840 --> 0:25:00.480 bar bar pool side a bar side are so uh? 0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:04.359 My homeboy his pool and his apartment had these like 0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:08.880 seats in them, like the concrete seats so you could 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:12.920 be sitting down, but like really like secured sitting down, 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:16.000 so you could like sleep if you wanted to. Because 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:17.840 I end up being in water and being asleep. It 0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:20.720 is great, all right. Yeah, I think I think that 0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:23.960 those are all respectable choices. Oh wait, I forgot something. 0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:27.840 I forgot, Yeah, what's up. I would want the ability 0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:34.280