Speaker 1: So step your game up, living indoor pool lifestyle, feed
Speaker 1: clothes and pull your family. That's amazing. Okay, feed cloth
Speaker 1: and pull your family. Honestly, I can get behind that. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to hold up. I am josh Johnson. I am
Speaker 1: one of your co hosts. I'm a writer for the
Speaker 1: Daily Show, and I am joined by Josey's love cut
Speaker 1: cut cut cut, No hat, No, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: a hater. I was waiting for the rest because I
Speaker 1: said your name, but then you did the noises. But
Speaker 1: then you stopped talking. Oh yeah, they know I'm a
Speaker 1: chorus probably in the Daily Show. I got to see
Speaker 1: this every time. I don't know, I don't know who's listening. Joshua,
Speaker 1: tell the people what is a topic for today? We
Speaker 1: are gonna be talking about something that is, uh, it's
Speaker 1: tough because some people. To some people, it's gonna seem
Speaker 1: the same, all right, and we need you to know
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not the same at all. Okay, Today's
Speaker 1: topic is indoor pool versus outdoor pool. And you know,
Speaker 1: as originally a Florida Negro, you know exactly what side
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick. But we're gonna give the people like
Speaker 1: hinta che a momento to think about it? Play the music. Now,
Speaker 1: what side do you think me and josh pick? Because
Speaker 1: you picked your side. And I'm gonna tell you, Joshua,
Speaker 1: tell the people lie hid tight? What in? You are?
Speaker 1: Always misguided? Always misc wow, always inaccurate, incorrect points of view?
Speaker 1: What did you pick? I chose indoor pool? Incorrect? We're going, okay,
Speaker 1: you want to talk about incorrect? Okay, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now because the thing that you are picking with
Speaker 1: outdoor pool, you're imagining a specific type of pool that
Speaker 1: I don't have to deal with being inside. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm talking about that above ground outdoor pool. All right.
Speaker 1: That's that's up. That's up with your pools. Okay. All
Speaker 1: of my pools go deep, all right. All of my
Speaker 1: pools inside are lavish decades. So you're saying that there's
Speaker 1: no indoor above grand pools. I have not seen one.
Speaker 1: That don't mean don't exist. Yeah, but where have you
Speaker 1: seen one? You've never seen? Jesus, But you believe even
Speaker 1: in I'm saying, where have you seen the pools that
Speaker 1: we're talking about outside? I would never seen an above
Speaker 1: ground indoor pool I'm starting to think that maybe there
Speaker 1: aren't any all right, if I haven't say what you
Speaker 1: haven't seen, there has to be somewhere, Yes, but we're
Speaker 1: talking about one maybe, versus thousands of above ground right
Speaker 1: sitting on the top of the lad ray to bust
Speaker 1: like bad boys two above ground pools is indoor above
Speaker 1: ground pool just a hot tub. I feel like even
Speaker 1: the hot tubs are a little bit more sunken indoors.
Speaker 1: There've never I've never climbed up to get to a
Speaker 1: hot tub. All indoor therapy pools are above are sit
Speaker 1: up above ground. Oh so even when my pools are
Speaker 1: above ground, they're therapeutic. Thank you, Thank you for helping
Speaker 1: me at my point outdoors, out there with the elements. No, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Your chip too much dip on my chip? Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: pretty rich coming from you. It might always misguided we
Speaker 1: had barely started the episode. It might always misguided you,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing. When you are in an indoor
Speaker 1: pool situation, Okay, when you're protected from the elements. Now,
Speaker 1: I could actually go swimming when it's raining. I go
Speaker 1: swimming when it's lightning. Okay, I don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about what the rest of the world is doing when
Speaker 1: I go swim. Okay, I'm just gonna see. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: five grand Are you talking about kittie pool? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're sending me? No, okay, because the kittie pool
Speaker 1: could be indoors or outdoors. That's a stalemate. No, no,
Speaker 1: this this is still outside. Don't do that. That's an
Speaker 1: outside trying to be inside outdoor pool. Now, help me out.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you think it's so special about outdoor pools?
Speaker 1: What puts them over the edge of indoor? Because I
Speaker 1: got air conditioning, I got safety. Me and my brother
Speaker 1: and my mama. My family used to live on North
Speaker 1: Miami Beach. Okay, we lived in a hotel on Nor
Speaker 1: Frami Beach, and every day I would either go swimming
Speaker 1: in the pool or swimming in the ocean, right like
Speaker 1: my brother and my brother had a German tours tap.
Speaker 1: My brother had to swim for me. A pool is nostalgia.
Speaker 1: You know. When I was little, we would go to
Speaker 1: my Auntie Joy's house for my birthday every year, and
Speaker 1: they had a pool at their house because and then
Speaker 1: you know my Ntfefe her parents had a pool. So
Speaker 1: like I grew up going to black people's houses with pools,
Speaker 1: okay uh. And then we went to camp and so
Speaker 1: we would go swimming. And because I can swim enough
Speaker 1: to keep myself alive. I'm not out here going to
Speaker 1: the Olympics or nothing like that. But you know, water
Speaker 1: won't kill me. Land probably will, but water, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm buying a shit for me, the outdoor pool. Also,
Speaker 1: it's like me, I'd appreciate this. So when I moved
Speaker 1: to LA at twenty sixteen, I met Madison Shepherd and
Speaker 1: Danielle Perez, so like one of my best friends now.
Speaker 1: And we started this group on Facebook called you Can't
Speaker 1: Swim with Us and we would throw pool parties. But
Speaker 1: Daniel didn't have a pool at her house. Danyelle, his
Speaker 1: mom had a pool, but Daniel didn't have a pool
Speaker 1: at her house. Madison lives in an apartment with no pool.
Speaker 1: So we would be at other people apartment complexes and
Speaker 1: it was it was a private group on Facebook, and
Speaker 1: these comics were really trying because we were private. We
Speaker 1: were not letting everybody in because I listen, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be plus sized bitches and two piece bas and suits,
Speaker 1: and we don't need no stap at it okay, And
Speaker 1: people were pressed to get in this group, Josh pressed
Speaker 1: and sometimes like somebody who's like, oh, this person wants
Speaker 1: to get in, I'm like, I don't really like them,
Speaker 1: so like they had to have like at least two
Speaker 1: thirds approval m to get into the group. Well, the
Speaker 1: other wild thing about being in LA at that time
Speaker 1: was that it would be like fucking three thirty and
Speaker 1: afterton on Wednesday, and they're like twelve people here to
Speaker 1: go swimming, and I'm like, why are none of y'all
Speaker 1: are at work? Yeah, I'm a full time comic. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're not m and you always bitch about being broke.
Speaker 1: Go okay, Like LA is the only I've never had
Speaker 1: lived and we're like LA where nobody was at work.
Speaker 1: So for me, the pool has represented a lifestyle. Can
Speaker 1: you swim when there's lightning? No? And I've had people
Speaker 1: tell me they go swimming in the rain, which I
Speaker 1: think is a complete stupid thing to do. But I
Speaker 1: don't like about indoor pools is that the room that
Speaker 1: they're in one always reeks of chlorine. It's just muggy
Speaker 1: a lot of times. Also, you know when you're on
Speaker 1: the road, a lot of the hotels like Michigan or
Speaker 1: like Pennsylvania will always have indoor pools. Okay, I always
Speaker 1: feel gross in an indoor pool. There's something about the
Speaker 1: room is always wet, it's always kind of human in there.
Speaker 1: It's always smelling a chlorine, a little muggy. So it's
Speaker 1: like when you're in an outdoor situation, because like a
Speaker 1: pool day is like a sunny day. We are drinking
Speaker 1: and a nice a beverage, you know, just sitting just
Speaker 1: out here, just judging others, really taking in the scene,
Speaker 1: like stuck, excited, excited, excited. So like a pool day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a pool day is a day like I remember my
Speaker 1: mom used to drop me and my brother off that
Speaker 1: I don't think she was supposed to be doing this
Speaker 1: at the public pool in a best friend park in
Speaker 1: Norcross and she drop us off with some lunchee. So
Speaker 1: I've always been like a swimming gold swimming kind of camp.
Speaker 1: Like the dream of my life is to have a
Speaker 1: house with a cement pond. Okay, all right, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I think that that. I think that's dope. I
Speaker 1: want that for you. I will just say indoor pool
Speaker 1: pool day is every day you keep listing the best
Speaker 1: conditions for an hour. But see, that's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's the best conditions because you're not in a muggy room.
Speaker 1: You're not in you don't come out stinking of chlorine.
Speaker 1: Your eyes aren't burning, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: like the room that an indoor pool is in is
Speaker 1: never a nice It never feels good. It never feels
Speaker 1: good to you. Wa No, the water and indoor pool
Speaker 1: feels nasty. The it's always the wrong hot, it's the
Speaker 1: wrong kind of hot. Okay, it never feels good. It
Speaker 1: never feels good to me because it's like humid but chlorine. Human,
Speaker 1: it's muggy. It's this pool heated as this room heated.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, and then it's like your eyes
Speaker 1: start burning because it's just a mist of chlorine. I
Speaker 1: just I've allergic to chlorine. Absolutely not, Okay, it's just
Speaker 1: there's a lot about the chlorine, and I feel like
Speaker 1: that's never hit me the same because indoor pools, I
Speaker 1: think are over chlorinated because I've never had this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that because they don't have the sun.
Speaker 1: M you know, to really just burn things off, truly,
Speaker 1: you have to adapt for the fact that this pool
Speaker 1: is on a arrest of light. To me, I guess
Speaker 1: an outdoor pool is redundant because if you have an
Speaker 1: outdoor pool and you have the ocean, just go for
Speaker 1: the ocean. Some people don't like the ocean. I understand
Speaker 1: some people. I'm very afraid of the ocean. Also, it's
Speaker 1: like there's nothing swimming the nothing that swims in a pool,
Speaker 1: as people kind of there's no fish in a swimming pool,
Speaker 1: not on purpose. Shut up, Josh. Chlorine will kill a fish. Shop.
Speaker 1: That's why pools are chlorinated. Nose fishes jumping out of
Speaker 1: the sea, Elmar, I'm sure there's one, all right. I'm
Speaker 1: not playing this game. I will not live for these
Speaker 1: shenanigans on this day. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is that is also, if you're don't landlocked area, you
Speaker 1: have to have a pool. If the closest ocean is
Speaker 1: more than two hours away, you're not going there on
Speaker 1: a regular basis. If you want to get a quatic
Speaker 1: in this bitch, you have to have a pool. Now,
Speaker 1: when you talk about the history of swimming pools, it
Speaker 1: is very fucked up. You know the fact that we
Speaker 1: weren't just swimming them. You know, people having pools at
Speaker 1: their houses because public pools got closed because they didn't
Speaker 1: want us in there, you know. But now we get
Speaker 1: to swim, don't we mostly? I think, yeah, But I
Speaker 1: think that indoor you can bring you if you have
Speaker 1: an indoor pool, you know what it speaks to me personally?
Speaker 1: You somebody's house or an establishment. Oh I'm talking about both.
Speaker 1: But the one at the house is gonna be hard
Speaker 1: to be okay, because an outdoor pool at your house,
Speaker 1: all right, you might still have to give that one
Speaker 1: to nature every once in a while. But an indoor
Speaker 1: pool in your house, I'm bringing the snacks. Okay. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring snacks to outdoor pool? Not always, No, especially
Speaker 1: if it's above ground. Have you ever heard of the
Speaker 1: redneck trifector? I have heard of it, but remind me
Speaker 1: what it actually is above ground pool? Okay, trampoline, pontoon boat,
Speaker 1: three of the most fun things you could hope for
Speaker 1: on a Saturday afternoon. Do you know anyone who lives
Speaker 1: in Florida? Mhmm. Yeah, we've been to the home of
Speaker 1: someone with a pool in Florida, I believe. So. Yeah, Now,
Speaker 1: did you see that the pool is outside, but is
Speaker 1: encased by a screen, like a giant screen as big
Speaker 1: as they Basically it's as big as the house. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I've seen that. So basically you're like
Speaker 1: indoors and outdoors at the same time. Don't don't tell
Speaker 1: me that on that. Hold on, let me send it
Speaker 1: to you. Oh no, this is this is nice. I
Speaker 1: thought you meant when you said a screen. I thought
Speaker 1: you meant the you know, like the screen door material.
Speaker 1: That meant that made out of the door, it is
Speaker 1: made out of that. I thought that you meant the
Speaker 1: walls were made out of it, and the ceiling was
Speaker 1: made out of it. It doesn't look like there's got
Speaker 1: you've got support beams. Yeah, there's some real wall. No,
Speaker 1: what it is just the support beams to create the shape,
Speaker 1: and then in between that is pure screen. The thing
Speaker 1: is if you have a hybrid situation where you essentially
Speaker 1: built onto your pool from outside to make it kind
Speaker 1: of inside. I don't know where that lands. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that becomes inside or it stays outside. Well,
Speaker 1: the pool and a screen enclosure. But what it does,
Speaker 1: it's like you can enjoy being outside without like the
Speaker 1: mosquitos and the bugs and all that. Yeah. Also you
Speaker 1: can have food out there, so there's no flies, there's
Speaker 1: no Yes, it's gonna it's gonna come down somewhat on
Speaker 1: the flies, somewhat on the mosquito. If you're outside, they're
Speaker 1: fighting their way in, okay, And I think with an
Speaker 1: indoor pool, you don't have to worry about the flies.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about them. You can get
Speaker 1: in your house if you're going in and out of
Speaker 1: a door, they can, but not at the right No,
Speaker 1: just being outside outside, of course, it's just that's where
Speaker 1: the bugs are. You can that they ship. M. But
Speaker 1: you're in their neighborhood. You're in their neighborhood. That's why
Speaker 1: I don't kill bugs outside because I'm in the ship.
Speaker 1: You don't want if I'm out, I don't kill bugs.
Speaker 1: I try not to kill a bug if i'm outside.
Speaker 1: What is his face? I'm just from outside, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to kill a bug if I'm outside, like,
Speaker 1: that's their ship. Now, if you're in my house, that's
Speaker 1: a difference. M. You came in my ship. But I
Speaker 1: try to help you. I'll try to put you outside.
Speaker 1: But if you donkey. You die like flies. Though there's
Speaker 1: a fly in my house, you die. I can say that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've given me any good reason to
Speaker 1: have an indoor pool. The reason I've given you to
Speaker 1: have an indoor pool is that you are not out there.
Speaker 1: And I can list them if you need, but you're
Speaker 1: not out there with the elements, all right, when it
Speaker 1: light when it's lightning, When it is lightning, I can
Speaker 1: swim in my pool when it's a rainy day. I
Speaker 1: can swim my pool when it's just nasty outside, you know,
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's just not fun outside, even though it's
Speaker 1: not bad weather. I could swim in my pool. My
Speaker 1: pool indoors is consistent. Also a pool indoors, if you
Speaker 1: can afford it, if you're blessed like that. Everything it
Speaker 1: is lavish, it is. It is a beautiful thing. I've
Speaker 1: never seen. I'll just say this. I've never been in
Speaker 1: someone's house to an indoor pool, and it was ugly.
Speaker 1: All right, every indoor indoor pool. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: all their names, but it's it's it's been two friends, yeah,
Speaker 1: two where they was this the Louisiana or is the Chicago?
Speaker 1: Third one was Chicago, and one was New York. Yo.
Speaker 1: An indoor pool in New York. Yeah, at their house? Yeah, Yo,
Speaker 1: you should marry it personally. Uh No, he's taken. Mary's parents,
Speaker 1: get adopted, do something. Why don't you put in work?
Speaker 1: Why don't you try? Yeah? Now, I'm with you, New
Speaker 1: York with just the lack of an access, Tom. I mean,
Speaker 1: as a child, I remember seeing on TV kid's playing
Speaker 1: like a fire hydrant, and it was the saddest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Look, i'll tell you right now for
Speaker 1: for my listeners listening right now, who get me? Who
Speaker 1: understand me? Who get where I'm coming from. There's two
Speaker 1: angles right here that I want you to hear me
Speaker 1: from truly. All right? One men, all right, men, I
Speaker 1: want you to listen to me right now. Your family
Speaker 1: deserves an indoor pool, all right. So then, as a man,
Speaker 1: you gotta go out there. You gotta work, You gotta
Speaker 1: do everything that you need to do to go ahead
Speaker 1: and get an indoor pool for your family. You don't
Speaker 1: want those kids out there struggling in an above ground pool. Daddy,
Speaker 1: I can't get out. It's six feet tall, right, You
Speaker 1: forgot to put the water in. I live here now right.
Speaker 1: You don't want your children yelling at you like that.
Speaker 1: You don't want your wife yelling at you. Hey, how
Speaker 1: are you gonna get these kids out of this pool?
Speaker 1: There's no water, all right? They broke their little feet
Speaker 1: jumping in doing cannonballs to nothing. All right, Get an
Speaker 1: indoor pool. Let them see the water down there before
Speaker 1: they jump in. Don't make them jump off. Faith, But
Speaker 1: look second angle right here, second angle. For the people listening,
Speaker 1: I want you to have enough money in this world
Speaker 1: to get an indoor pool, because you deserve it. After
Speaker 1: only after you've put in that work, after you've grinded. Okay,
Speaker 1: after that grinding, what's gonna come up? I felt it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because honestly, a lot of the no one gets an
Speaker 1: indoor pool by chance. People put in below ground pools.
Speaker 1: Nobody gets that by chance. All right. If your house
Speaker 1: didn't already come when you got to work for exactly,
Speaker 1: you gotta work, You gotta grind. Okay, duels, they already
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. You gotta put in work.
Speaker 1: You gotta go home. Look at your house and be
Speaker 1: like house, Why are you being lame? Why are you
Speaker 1: being lame? Okay? All right, don't rest your head until
Speaker 1: you can rest your head underground in an indoor poo.
Speaker 1: Don't rest on your laurels because you need to be
Speaker 1: resting on the tile of a swimming pool. Go ahead
Speaker 1: and rest on those floaties that you get from bringing
Speaker 1: home all that money to build an indoor pool. You
Speaker 1: already know, you already know. I can see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You can swim whatever you want. You can swim anytime
Speaker 1: in an indoor pool. You can grind any time to
Speaker 1: get it. Indoor poolool. It has to be heated because
Speaker 1: if it's cold outside and it's a below ground pool,
Speaker 1: your pool could be cold. So you have to get
Speaker 1: a heated pool. And if you're gonna be really doing
Speaker 1: it right, you gotta get a saltwater pool. That's just
Speaker 1: a little extra grinded, all right, you don't even really
Speaker 1: need to worry. Okay, that's just you already got the
Speaker 1: indoor pool, buddy, that go ahead, just grind until you
Speaker 1: get the full pool money. Yeah. Because yeah, Also, also
Speaker 1: you want some lights. Okay, maybe you need some lights
Speaker 1: of the pool with no lights, a pool with no lights,
Speaker 1: a dark pool dark, you might as well be in
Speaker 1: stranger things Oh my god, I saw somebody I don't
Speaker 1: know on my TikTok. It was a pool. It was
Speaker 1: cleaning TikTok. It was pool TikTok, British man that cleans pools.
Speaker 1: I didn't know people have some pools England. Yeah, outside pools.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is a surprise. Yeah, it's only I
Speaker 1: don't know what even. We were there for the warmest
Speaker 1: month of the year and it wasn't warm enough to
Speaker 1: go swimming. Yeah. Yeah, And so he had a client
Speaker 1: and they painted the bottom of the pool red. That's
Speaker 1: so like it was disturbing. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to say. It was disturbing a red bottom pool. So
Speaker 1: did it just look like you were swimming in blood?
Speaker 1: It did. Apparently this person is not the only psychopath
Speaker 1: to ever do this shit. That's that's deeply disturbed. I
Speaker 1: can't even imadgin diving in now. What is your because
Speaker 1: because I want to be fair, I brought up outdoor,
Speaker 1: above ground pools, all this stuff, all the elements everything
Speaker 1: I do want to be fair. What is your ideal
Speaker 1: perfect pool? Oh? Well, my ideal perfect pool one is
Speaker 1: actually near the beach. Okay, why is that? Because the
Speaker 1: feeling you get when you get into the ocean is
Speaker 1: not the feeling you get when you get into a pool. Okay.
Speaker 1: And I don't like swimming in the ocean at night
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go missing. So when you're
Speaker 1: near the ocean but you're in a pool, you get
Speaker 1: the ocean feeling without the ocean, without being in the ocean. Okay,
Speaker 1: got you, got you? And so your ideal pool. Does
Speaker 1: it have any extra features or there any other things
Speaker 1: going on with your pool besides it being near the
Speaker 1: ocean or was that just the first thing? That was
Speaker 1: just the first thing? So first thing. Also, there needs
Speaker 1: to be an area. It's like the pool that was
Speaker 1: at the house we had in the Bahamas was great
Speaker 1: because there was a basically as a bench that went
Speaker 1: all the way like in the water, that went all
Speaker 1: the way around the pool inside when you're in the pool,
Speaker 1: but you can sit down because not everybody can fit
Speaker 1: on the stairs, you know what I mean. So there's that.
Speaker 1: I did also like the fact that pool was all
Speaker 1: it was just a little bit deeper in the middle,
Speaker 1: but for the most part it was all the same depth.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a pool in my house is
Speaker 1: eight feet deep. That's insane, A good six feet. Also,
Speaker 1: I like those pools where the ones that's not the
Speaker 1: one where you step in, but the ones that like
Speaker 1: start like two or three inches of water and then
Speaker 1: it just graually gets deeper. The pools on a full incline.
Speaker 1: I like that because then you can really like almost
Speaker 1: just lay down, h and still be in the pool.
Speaker 1: Got you? So, so I want to get it right,
Speaker 1: So help me list it right near the ocean has
Speaker 1: the seated step all the way around, but has the
Speaker 1: gradual steps to enter that that take a while. The
Speaker 1: rise and run of those is smoother and longer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you're doing that, so when you have those
Speaker 1: rising like is that what in there's a spot where
Speaker 1: it just like becomes one level and then you can
Speaker 1: sit and then there's the deeper part of it. Got you?
Speaker 1: And it's only going six feet deep, but it's not
Speaker 1: going eight feet not going way way beyond? Right? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: all right? Is there anything else? This is my dream pool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So don't even think about the house, think about just
Speaker 1: the pool. You can have whatever you want at the pool,
Speaker 1: because because when I tell you mine, I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure we're not talking about the house it's in.
Speaker 1: It's specifically the pool. Oh, then I want there to
Speaker 1: be a bar. Okay, I want there to be a
Speaker 1: bar bar pool side a bar side are so uh?
Speaker 1: My homeboy his pool and his apartment had these like
Speaker 1: seats in them, like the concrete seats so you could
Speaker 1: be sitting down, but like really like secured sitting down,
Speaker 1: so you could like sleep if you wanted to. Because
Speaker 1: I end up being in water and being asleep. It
Speaker 1: is great, all right. Yeah, I think I think that
Speaker 1: those are all respectable choices. Oh wait, I forgot something.
Speaker 1: I forgot, Yeah, what's up. I would want the ability
Speaker 1: to cover it if I needed to. Mmmmm, sounds like
Speaker 1: someone's come around. No no, no, no, no, like in
Speaker 1: the winter time, to keep up the leaves and stuff
Speaker 1: out of it so you don't have to like shock
Speaker 1: your pool and all those other stuff. Yeah. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: be able to keep the stuff out. Also if it's
Speaker 1: a particularly bad mosquito season, because like the covering, because
Speaker 1: like the enclosures for pools to screen. Enclosures are cool,
Speaker 1: but you still feel like you're inside. I liked sitting
Speaker 1: in the open earth. But say it's a rainy day,
Speaker 1: or there's a lot of you know, the buzz is out,
Speaker 1: then you can throw a little covering up. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, but for the most part. But also
Speaker 1: it's like, I think it's okay that there's a rainy
Speaker 1: day and you can't go swimming. That's okay, hmm. You
Speaker 1: know the whole winter time, Okay, you can't go swimming.
Speaker 1: I got a balcony. I was on my balcony was
Speaker 1: ten degrees outside or or or maybe you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to deny yourself if you would just go ahead and
Speaker 1: hustle until you had this indoor pool money and us
Speaker 1: indoor pool can go swimming all the time, NonStop, hot
Speaker 1: or cold, outside, raining, lightning, thundering, swimming, all of it. Now,
Speaker 1: can't you swim not? Well no, yeah, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: do a little less than that. But yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: you're telling me the water get too deep mm hmm,
Speaker 1: then it is bye bye Josh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I go. I go pretty uh, pretty knee heavy, knee heavy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like once it hits the knees, you know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: ah that the rest of the water over there too
Speaker 1: heavy for me. Oh okay, the knee is your threshold? Mmm,
Speaker 1: knee is? Knee is you know, maybe stick my hands
Speaker 1: in a little bit, lean in front of the knees
Speaker 1: and let the water touch me. But oh no, no,
Speaker 1: not not going not going deep deep my ideal pool.
Speaker 1: That's why it's six feet because even though I'm not
Speaker 1: six feet, I can still give a little jump, grab
Speaker 1: some air, grab a little air with my mouth, and
Speaker 1: then come back down, you know, snatch some some air
Speaker 1: with my lips, and then come back down and swim
Speaker 1: around and walk around and stuff. But every once in
Speaker 1: a while, just instead of when you have a six
Speaker 1: foot deep pool and you're at least average height, you
Speaker 1: don't have to swim. You can just hop. You can
Speaker 1: just hop every now again, just grab some water, come
Speaker 1: back down. That's what the dolphins do, you know. So
Speaker 1: I would just pop up, be like oo and then
Speaker 1: come back down and look around or whatever you do
Speaker 1: when you're at a pool where the kid like, the
Speaker 1: ideas of opening your eyes in a pool was insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, guys, all go blind, right, and then
Speaker 1: you did it, and you're just like, one, I can't
Speaker 1: see shit, and two now my eyes are burning. Yeah
Speaker 1: I could see just enough to get kicked in the
Speaker 1: face like I could see. Yeah, you're always too close
Speaker 1: with somebody. Yeah us. Did you ever your friends have
Speaker 1: a baptize each other in a bool? Nah? Not really.
Speaker 1: We used to play that game and baptize each other.
Speaker 1: H what a fun little Southern thing to do. You
Speaker 1: would all your friends just baptized in each other because
Speaker 1: that makes sense? Yeah, um, no, I'm with you. I
Speaker 1: guess this is my thing to me, the perfect pool
Speaker 1: indoors six feetmax. It has It has a little bit
Speaker 1: of a mimic to what you were saying, because it
Speaker 1: does have a little place for you to sit if
Speaker 1: you want to be in the pool but not actually swimming,
Speaker 1: and heated with the lights, all right, So heated with
Speaker 1: the lights so I can see myself in case I'm drowning.
Speaker 1: I can see it, right, I can. Let me go
Speaker 1: ahead and pop up real quick. You know. The thing
Speaker 1: has to be weirriy about for the indoor pool is
Speaker 1: the cleanliness of the pool. You always have to be
Speaker 1: on top of that. But I feel like indoor pools.
Speaker 1: He's never been an indoor pool like that's on, like
Speaker 1: those pools like a YMCA place. I always feel like
Speaker 1: there's a film on my body. Whenever I get out
Speaker 1: of an indoor pool, Yeah, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: can now. I'm always itchy whenever I get have an
Speaker 1: indoor pool, like, yeah, ticket shot, I'm so itchy. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they put more. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but I'm always like oh when I get
Speaker 1: out of an indoor pool. So maybe I'm anti indoor
Speaker 1: pool because of the experiences that I've had of how
Speaker 1: just gross I have felt. Yeah, because like a hotel
Speaker 1: or YMCA are the only time I really see indoor pools.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I guess my thing is okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: When I've been at an outdoor pool, I have been
Speaker 1: accosted with germs like just just the visible. You want
Speaker 1: to talk about a film, Let's talk about p okay,
Speaker 1: Because the amount of children who I've seen p in
Speaker 1: a public pool, it's it's violence. There's not enough chlorine
Speaker 1: in the pool. The whole thing should be a vat
Speaker 1: of chlorine for all the p and you're letting people do.
Speaker 1: I can tell you I was at a pool and
Speaker 1: um or was that Austin, Texas Austin, Texas hotel pool?
Speaker 1: The water was only like way was probably three feet deep,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't a very big I'm talking about Josh,
Speaker 1: this was I guess it was like a big dinner
Speaker 1: to The pool wasn't big enough for how many people
Speaker 1: were in it, and everybody was drinking, every single person,
Speaker 1: probably fifty people in that pool. Yeah, it was probably
Speaker 1: a pool that you have twenty people in it. Max.
Speaker 1: It's a very Vegas thing to have happened. It's a
Speaker 1: very Vegas thing. The water wasn't deep at all. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just getting those elbows wet, so you're like your
Speaker 1: waist it's like a six foot man was waist deep.
Speaker 1: Everybody's drinking. We were probably there for three or four hours.
Speaker 1: I really didn't see people getting out of this pool,
Speaker 1: and I saw people have multiple drinks. And once I
Speaker 1: realized that another hour one, I was like, oh, everybody's
Speaker 1: peeing in this pool because I pete in that pool.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this water looks different. Let
Speaker 1: me get out of this pool. Because I don't thought
Speaker 1: I was telling the truth on it was just like
Speaker 1: my my still brain. I was like, I think this
Speaker 1: water is like changing. Oh God, so we all are
Speaker 1: churches were just in peak that yeah, yeah, coming back
Speaker 1: to my room took the most magnificent shower m hm.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, this is a bunch of us
Speaker 1: all noticed it the same, Like nobody was getting out.
Speaker 1: People were getting like drink, go after drink. And this
Speaker 1: guy was like, so we're just standing each other's pete
Speaker 1: and somebody went yes, that person definitely pet the one
Speaker 1: that said yes. But uh, let's um, let's kick it
Speaker 1: to the listeners. Yeah, I mean I want to hear
Speaker 1: from all of you what would you rather, and also
Speaker 1: tell us about your dream pool? Who do you think
Speaker 1: was right? Um? And who do you think is Josh?
Speaker 1: I mean, why you gotta like like I'm I'm trying
Speaker 1: this whole episode. I've tried to help and have points
Speaker 1: and all, and then you're gonna come at me at
Speaker 1: the top end the back end. You said you like
Speaker 1: at an indoor pool, and I can't. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't condone that. You can't condone. I gave you every
Speaker 1: clear reason because why my pools are superior? I I
Speaker 1: might here for your pool supremacy. Yeah, but you you
Speaker 1: also don't really want to listen to to reason, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, hey, man, the little you know what
Speaker 1: the little listeners tell us. Okay, let the listeners. Let
Speaker 1: us know who is living the truth, who was telling
Speaker 1: the truth about these pash who is letting the children
Speaker 1: know how to live their lives. So listen, you tell us.
Speaker 1: You go to the comments and YouTube. Now you tell
Speaker 1: us how you feel. And I'm not gonna try to
Speaker 1: bias you in this last few seconds of the show.
Speaker 1: I would never do that. You make your own decisions.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what No, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: It's not the head scratch. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. No, not the high acting and the head scratch.
Speaker 1: You're talking to me like I'm a man. You earned both. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am not a man. You can't head scratch. No,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm fine. Listen until next time. Okay, keep
Speaker 1: putting in work on yourself, keep grind and keep hustling,
Speaker 1: all right, get to the top, Get to the top
Speaker 1: of the top. And when you're at the top of
Speaker 1: the top, when you're the top one percent of the
Speaker 1: one percent, look yourself in the mirror and still say
Speaker 1: it's not good enough. Okay, remember that, all right, And
Speaker 1: for you men, out there. Remember what I said about family,
Speaker 1: Remember what I said about pools. All right, so step
Speaker 1: your game up, living indoor pool lifestyle, feed clothes and
Speaker 1: pull your family. That's amazing. Okay, feed cloth and pull
Speaker 1: your family. Honestly, I can get behind that. That's what
Speaker 1: I want for you, and that's what I want for
Speaker 1: the people in your life. And I was going to
Speaker 1: say that there is someone messenges me Jill Burden seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Then we need some duels, say merge that said get
Speaker 1: your books up, because she is an inspiration to the
Speaker 1: cheer drink. Okay, all right, Josh, how you inspiring children today?
Speaker 1: I'm inspiring them with ways ways coming through my book
Speaker 1: coming out this summer, grind grind ground. Okay, your bathard,
Speaker 1: your bad. Thank you so much for listening. We love
Speaker 1: you and we will catch you next week by LaBamba.
Speaker 1: Hey everybody, I'm gonna be out on the road as
Speaker 1: part of the Freshman Tour doing stand up. You can
Speaker 1: catch me in Oklahoma City March sixteenth and eighteenth, in
Speaker 1: four Collins March thirty first and April first, in San
Speaker 1: Diego April twentieth through the twenty second, and in Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 1: June twenty third to the twenty fourth. If you were
Speaker 1: looking for tickets or any of that stuff, you can
Speaker 1: find it at Daily show dot com slash Josh Johnson
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you there. Hello friends at your
Speaker 1: Girl Don't Say Slump, and I got some shows coming
Speaker 1: up at the Blue Room Comedy Club April fifth through
Speaker 1: the sixth in Springfield, Missouri. Come check me out, Blood
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