Speaker 1: Time for laground reveal.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the bear flag. I think we need to
Speaker 2: stop the bears from taking ozimpic. They're getting too small,
Speaker 2: they're getting skins and bones. And the bear community is
Speaker 2: very important to the gay community, and I think ozimpic
Speaker 2: is actually homophobic in that way.
Speaker 1: And you know, in a lot of ways, hashtags save
Speaker 1: the bears can work both in a gay spiritual sense, yeah,
Speaker 1: and also real sense, because I don't really know the
Speaker 1: status of bears.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, what this is for the animal? This
Speaker 1: is the flag for this the animal bears.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's for like the mammal bears.
Speaker 1: It so confused. You're under the assumption that somehow bears
Speaker 1: got ozempic in the woods.
Speaker 2: Yes, you haven't heard of this.
Speaker 1: Did you read about this?
Speaker 2: Yes? And the whole thing like woman or bear like,
Speaker 2: you're choosing the bear or man or bear You're choosing
Speaker 2: the bear.
Speaker 1: Like because the bear will have ozempic to share.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Wait is this.
Speaker 1: I thought you were about like big hairy men, like
Speaker 1: a stink night kind of.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say this now and we're going to
Speaker 2: put it at the top of the episode. But San
Speaker 2: Diego in San Francisco. We're coming, We're coming, I'm coming.
Speaker 2: We're going to be in San Diego on the first
Speaker 2: of October at the Balboa Theater. Ticket link in Bio,
Speaker 2: and then San Francisco on the ninth we're gonna be
Speaker 2: at the Castro Theater. Tickets are also gonna be in Bio.
Speaker 2: Please come. We're gonna have fun and if these shows
Speaker 2: go well, we'll probably do more across America. But we're
Speaker 2: kind of trial running seeing how it feels. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be a fucking.
Speaker 1: Movie, seeing if the rumors are true. People fuck with me, yes, certain, no,
Speaker 1: yes or no. I think the answer is yes.
Speaker 2: But somehow I this is I don't know, someone enlightened me.
Speaker 2: But somehow we've already sold like half of the tickets
Speaker 2: to San Francisco and we've never spoken about it. I
Speaker 2: don't know how people know.
Speaker 1: I love the Bay.
Speaker 2: I love the Bay. No, I really, I really love
Speaker 2: the Bay. I love the people. I fucking love the
Speaker 2: architecture of the Bay. I love like the way it looks. Also,
Speaker 2: when we're in San Diego, I know where we're staying.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is my gay bear flag. Guys. I
Speaker 2: know it's for the gay bears. I do actually love
Speaker 2: my bears. Yes, I love my bear. So if you're
Speaker 2: a big hairy stinky bear, hit my dms like.
Speaker 1: Just adding stinky, Like I'm not making that face because like, listen, you're.
Speaker 2: Not liberated anyone's yum. You're not You're not free, like
Speaker 2: like the entire podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't yuck anyone's yum. But stinky is just crazy.
Speaker 1: But I do forget stink night exists and fuck it, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: pheromones exist. There are people who what's it called when
Speaker 1: you finger yourself and rub it on your neck? Oh
Speaker 1: remember when one time we were like, should I put
Speaker 1: my like vaginal juices on your neck and see what happens?
Speaker 2: I do remember that, and we never did do it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would have pulled crazy that night.
Speaker 1: Maybe one day we try. That does just seem like
Speaker 1: kind of disgusting like that, that kind of seems like
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying that in a way to make
Speaker 1: vaginal nassy, but more so, I'm like it kind of
Speaker 1: seems a bit bio warfare, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, especially from that cuchi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, God forbid, like I had something cooking at
Speaker 1: it and know what's happening down there? And I've got
Speaker 1: like a little like sour dough sarter.
Speaker 3: And so you would put it on my neck.
Speaker 2: You would put it on my neck and I'd get
Speaker 2: chemical burns. I'd have like welts right here from your coot.
Speaker 1: I will never forget when I use a three day monostat,
Speaker 1: and I genuinely like I was shaking and like like
Speaker 1: writhing in my bed.
Speaker 2: It was really intense watching you go through.
Speaker 1: My lips were gripping, like the bed.
Speaker 2: Something feels off right now. I think another earthquake is coming,
Speaker 2: not right now specifically, but in the next week. I
Speaker 2: can the energy in the air just shifted.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm about to shift it back to reality because
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is my reality. There is a
Speaker 1: brand I do not know where this is located, but
Speaker 1: there is a woman's what is it called pads and
Speaker 1: tampons and shit, what is that called women's utensils? Like
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, that's so.
Speaker 2: Bucked up, but it's actually contraceptive. Not joking, I know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Buck. What is like in Walgreens when you walk in
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I gotta go to the girls section, vagina,
Speaker 1: vaginal discharge section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait what is it calledmin products? Yes, feminine products,
Speaker 2: feminine products.
Speaker 1: There's a brand with just Enya TM, so they trademarked.
Speaker 2: Business over for you. It's over for you and the musicians.
Speaker 1: It's diaper, it's everything pussy related.
Speaker 2: I would love releasing anything under your name ever, because
Speaker 2: they have that market corner and you wanted to direct.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a Malaysian brand. Wait no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just their like based way.
Speaker 2: But their packaging is kind of chic.
Speaker 1: I mean they kind of ate and definitely it's referencing
Speaker 1: Anya like nya.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not that digs go in you know, they're talking
Speaker 2: about it going up in you.
Speaker 1: I actually don't think they have tampons, which period. Remember
Speaker 1: when a random security guard at Chateau Lane said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he said like oh no, no no, he said all
Speaker 1: up Anya business, and you and Josiah literally went crazy.
Speaker 1: It was really it was like one Jeopardy or something, because.
Speaker 2: Well it's because any time we say in your face
Speaker 2: or like Dix goes in you, or what's another one,
Speaker 2: in your face Dix goes in you, all up in
Speaker 2: your couture or all up in your cotar like just
Speaker 2: anything along those lines. And you used to hate it
Speaker 2: so much. It used to be like, actually so gnarly
Speaker 2: for her, she used to hate it, do you know what?
Speaker 2: But when he said it, it shifted things like for
Speaker 2: you shift You just needed like someone not close to
Speaker 2: you to say it, and it really you started.
Speaker 1: Happened to be this older random ass man working at
Speaker 1: security at the Chateau Lanes who also whatn't did Josiah
Speaker 1: drink that night? Which I also respect because Josiah was underage?
Speaker 2: Yeah he really was. I was thirteen. I mean we
Speaker 2: were all thirteen, but I just had a mustache.
Speaker 1: Oh because you went to Turkey. Wait, can you get
Speaker 1: a mustache transplant?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You can get a tren Like you want chest hair.
Speaker 2: They will take that shit from your back, your bush,
Speaker 2: the back of your head where put it in your chest?
Speaker 2: You want a connecting beard? Turkey? Leave a comment?
Speaker 1: Remember when Turkey was all up in your that's okay? Yes,
Speaker 1: kind of set you into the male psychosis of you
Speaker 1: thinking you were going bald.
Speaker 2: I know when they started hitting me up, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: am I giving the ship? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, am I giving bald.
Speaker 2: There is a photo that I took in the shower
Speaker 2: at the gym of the top of my head and
Speaker 2: it was already when I thought I was like going bald,
Speaker 2: and I showed it to everyone and I was like, look, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm going bald. Bitch. I looked at that photo like
Speaker 2: probably two months ago, and I had the most thick,
Speaker 2: dense hair I've ever seen in my life. It's literally
Speaker 2: like eyebrow blindness or blush blindness for men. Like I
Speaker 2: legitimately thought I was losing my hair, but I was chill.
Speaker 1: I know. Well, to be fair, I guess if somebody
Speaker 1: was in my DMS being like fuck it, like, uh
Speaker 1: non surgical bbl Like okay.
Speaker 2: Well you do need a non jurgical BBO.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna pump some saline into my butt.
Speaker 2: Cheet Oh. Speaking of saline, there is one of my
Speaker 2: there's someone that I know irl that makes OnlyFans content
Speaker 2: which I'm sex positive, I'm kink positive. I'm like, do
Speaker 2: your things, sell your body, like get your bread, like,
Speaker 2: do it all. Like I'm actually proud of and quite
Speaker 2: honestly jealous of you, because I wish I was perceived
Speaker 2: as a sexual being even slightly. But I'm just like
Speaker 2: this like alien class for most people.
Speaker 1: You and your mental health, and it actually is chill
Speaker 1: for you, and you just have that kind of brain
Speaker 1: that in itself is like such a free I'm like,
Speaker 1: damn that right, there is a free thinker.
Speaker 2: Exactly like you're free. You're actually free. But I had
Speaker 2: never ventured onto his page before out of respect, and
Speaker 2: I like wanted to know this guy from facing before
Speaker 2: I saw his like internet shit. And that's how I like,
Speaker 2: hope most interactions with me. Go bitch. His page popped
Speaker 2: up on my feed. His page popped up on my
Speaker 2: feed completely shifted how I viewed this man, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: like I still like fuck with you, bitch. He pumps
Speaker 2: saline in his balls and made his balls the size
Speaker 2: of two great fruits.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally like when people start injecting shit into
Speaker 1: Needo package.
Speaker 2: Like it literally looks like a bubble bubble stuff with slime,
Speaker 2: Like his balls look like a bubble bubble stuff with slime.
Speaker 2: And one of my favorite videos.
Speaker 1: It really looks like if you press it, it comes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, yeah it slow immediately, it's slow rising.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's got some bounce back to it. Those balls.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I still fuck with him. I still think
Speaker 2: he's the goat. But his giant monster balls and that's
Speaker 2: what he called them. He calls him his monster balls,
Speaker 2: and he likes to be punched in his mom's.
Speaker 1: I was saying to Drew because I was on the
Speaker 1: bed with him when we got to this. Oh, so
Speaker 1: do we need to talk about how it originally got there?
Speaker 1: Because we were talking about the it's a stormy.
Speaker 2: Day in London, down.
Speaker 1: No place to go, no place to room around. I
Speaker 1: mean I can't, but I'm a baby when it comes
Speaker 1: to the rain. So neptime, neaptime do the.
Speaker 2: First Wait, I can't remember it.
Speaker 1: He's like looking outside, was like, yeah, I love that
Speaker 1: video so much. That video brings me joy, unadulterated joy.
Speaker 1: It's like that new like there's this trend going around
Speaker 1: that it's like if my one job is not to laugh,
Speaker 1: but somebody plays this video in front of me and like,
Speaker 1: I like explode and it's this. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: about that video because it just makes it makes me
Speaker 1: so happy.
Speaker 2: It is a very happy video. I mean low key.
Speaker 2: This is like like we could we could do something
Speaker 2: with this fabric, like it's really comfortable and like it works.
Speaker 1: I mean we could start the most like chemical nuclear
Speaker 1: ass uh smoke like bomb with it. We could set
Speaker 1: it on fire.
Speaker 2: I mean, now my balls are full of plastic like that.
Speaker 1: Man, everything is plastic, and you know what, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Ever, everything means nothing to me. Everything means nothing to me.
Speaker 3: Everything means nothing to me. Okay, well, I've been sitting
Speaker 3: on a bad boy, a bad boy piece of information.
Speaker 3: So I went to the movies. I saw Midnight on
Speaker 3: Oak Street or The Last Street on Oak Street or
Speaker 3: whatever the Last Day on Oak Street, like I don't
Speaker 3: literally I don't care, which, by the way, actually awesome.
Speaker 3: It's like a turn your brain off like escape reality
Speaker 3: ass movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because is it like a prequel or something like
Speaker 1: a Jason movie or my tweeking.
Speaker 2: No, this is this is like it's nothing, Clover that baby.
Speaker 1: They are fucking up with their Like, I haven't seen
Speaker 1: a trailer anything. The only thing I've seen of this
Speaker 1: is like the sign motif they're running. But I'm like
Speaker 1: it like it to me when I'm driving past or something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, nightmare and Oak. I thought it
Speaker 1: was a nightmare on ok Actually, damn Halloweens, come Corker,
Speaker 1: you can't even imagine.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually I think it exists inside of the
Speaker 2: clover Field universe.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell is that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but basically, a town gets put in
Speaker 2: Jurassic Times like.
Speaker 1: It flipper Field. I barely know her.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, hey, keep that to yourself next time. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you? Wait, which mic is mine? I'm one? Okay,
Speaker 2: we're good. What was I saying? Oh went and saw
Speaker 2: Midnight on ok Street. It was really good, actually, like
Speaker 2: it's not meant to be the best movie ever made,
Speaker 2: and I thoroughly enjoyed it and it was cool. Plus
Speaker 2: shout out Maizie, she's the goat. But I go to
Speaker 2: Century City to see this movie.
Speaker 1: Wait, Mazie Stella. Yeah, oh she's.
Speaker 2: In it and she kills, she kills. But I go
Speaker 2: to Central City to see this movie. Well, I just
Speaker 2: got a new car. As everyone knows, or I don't
Speaker 2: even know if anyone knows, But I got a new
Speaker 2: car and I love it. I'm so proud of it.
Speaker 2: But I'm also very precious about things that I get
Speaker 2: for the first time. I'm very very precious, like I
Speaker 2: need they they need to be brand new for as
Speaker 2: long as possible. I will buy art supplies and I
Speaker 2: will keep it sealed because I don't want to open
Speaker 2: it and use it. Like I'm a fucking free Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean actually though, Like I was like watching you
Speaker 2: paint the other day and I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: like she's using all of my arches a watercolor paper
Speaker 2: that's like twenty bucks a sheet. But listen, I'm glad
Speaker 2: it's getting used because I wouldn't use it.
Speaker 1: You got to be started something. I'm gonna be started something.
Speaker 2: But very precious about my new very precious about my
Speaker 2: new things. Well, I go to the movie's.
Speaker 1: To leave the peel sticker on his bape for a week.
Speaker 2: I mean actually, I like, actually, like I still leave, Like,
Speaker 2: look at my hats, like all of them got the
Speaker 2: stickers on it. Still.
Speaker 1: That's different, though, because that's a gag. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: a that's a decision.
Speaker 2: That's a that's swag. But I'm not used to the
Speaker 2: height of my car. They told me my car was
Speaker 2: sixth to even six foot seven inches six even six even,
Speaker 2: and Century City says it's six', Eight SO i was, like,
Speaker 2: OH i can fit inside this parking. GARAGE i pull.
Speaker 2: IN i commit Because i'm like at six, seven like
Speaker 2: this says six. Eight the whole roof of my car
Speaker 2: gets scraped and by the, way by the, way there's
Speaker 2: six cars behind, me SO i can't reverse out of.
Speaker 2: There the only way, through the only way out is, through.
Speaker 2: Bitch SO i pull in and then there's another sign
Speaker 2: that six says six. EIGHT i pull. THROUGH i hit
Speaker 2: it as. Well so at this Point i'm freaking the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out i'm like, What.
Speaker 1: AND i know you're not on the car, alone so
Speaker 1: You're it's like.
Speaker 2: Humiliation, no that's literally it. Was it was the most
Speaker 2: embarrassing moment of my fucking. Life THEN i pull through
Speaker 2: And i'm, like, well we might as well just park,
Speaker 2: Right and THEN i was like, no But i'm just
Speaker 2: gonna be thinking about this the entire fucking, movie LIKE
Speaker 2: i literally have to get out of, here LIKE i
Speaker 2: have to get out of. Here and THEN i, mean
Speaker 2: you've seen me in these, situations AND i just shut.
Speaker 2: DOWN i LITERALLY i literally can't. MOVE i literally am
Speaker 2: frozen in fear That i'm scraping the roof all the
Speaker 2: paint off the roof of my brand new fucking, car
Speaker 2: And i'm freaking out AND i literally just like And
Speaker 2: god parked the.
Speaker 1: Car it takes a turn because you, Know South Miami
Speaker 1: Beach toe is coming for.
Speaker 2: That literally literally, wait who Was? Bernice? Bernice do you Remember?
Speaker 2: BERNICE i Love, BERNIE i Love.
Speaker 1: Burnie but what WAS i gonna? Say, oh that reminds
Speaker 1: me of WHEN i got my car and the same
Speaker 1: week OF la bumped into it and then that guy
Speaker 1: ran into, it AND i was and that's, like, again
Speaker 1: it's not a, car that's not my that's my, car
Speaker 1: but that's like.
Speaker 2: Not the universe like is playing tricks on?
Speaker 1: Us had they? Varied BUT i shut down AND.
Speaker 2: I crash out and it was really fucking. Embarrassing and
Speaker 2: THEN i have to like weave between these signs and
Speaker 2: like find and, like by the, way it was A,
Speaker 2: saturday was the most Packed i've ever seen. That but
Speaker 2: EVENTUALLY i make it. OUT i scraped two more times
Speaker 2: and THEN i park across the street and walked to the.
Speaker 2: Movie BUT i had a full blown fucking meltdown in
Speaker 2: that parking, garage and it was with someone that has
Speaker 2: not seen me in that state before and it was so.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing it was.
Speaker 1: SO i was just talking about this terrain the other,
Speaker 1: day LIKE i don't THINK i have road rage or
Speaker 1: like conniption. Fits WHEN i like have a situation like that,
Speaker 1: UNFOLD i THINK i immediately go to cracking. Up BUT
Speaker 1: i might just be speaking way.
Speaker 2: You're speaking To like if someone cuts you, off like
Speaker 2: you bark at.
Speaker 1: Them, yeah, Yeah i'm thinking more so like if it's
Speaker 1: like you're, flat you're like a flat, tire or some
Speaker 1: like situation like, THAT i THINK i usually find more.
Speaker 2: Funny oh, yeah that and that you laugh, OFF i,
Speaker 2: mean or you change the fucking tire because you are
Speaker 2: a butch. Queen, yes she's. MASCULINE i watched her change.
Speaker 2: ATTIRE i get things.
Speaker 1: Done it literally felt like the YEAR i learned how
Speaker 1: to change IT ti. Hire everyone needed their fucking tire
Speaker 1: change BECAUSE i literally changed my mom's. TIRE i Changed hunters,
Speaker 1: TIRE i Changed josiah's, tire AND i changed your.
Speaker 2: Tire you're changing and just changing, tires changing lives and changing.
Speaker 1: Tires oh my, God SO i keep getting tagged In
Speaker 1: British mexicans like they literally. CAME i asked and they.
Speaker 1: Appeared so if you want to see, something put it
Speaker 1: out in the. Universe. Guys but now some scary, ship
Speaker 1: keep that ship to. Yourself British, mexicans of course you
Speaker 1: still got that. CHANGE A British, mexican of course you're.
Speaker 1: Racist they don't stay high For British. Mexicans of course
Speaker 1: you can go from the slash For British. Mexicans of
Speaker 1: course people always ask because if gout accents of cake
Speaker 1: For British.
Speaker 5: Mexicans, OH I.
Speaker 3: I love the seal For.
Speaker 2: BRITISH i love The.
Speaker 1: It does something to my. Brain want it scratches something
Speaker 1: in my brain that's unbelievable because it might be my
Speaker 1: favorite mix of sounds like A british.
Speaker 2: Accent it almost Counds irish.
Speaker 1: In, SPANISH i, KNOW i know M. H BUT i
Speaker 1: guess THE uk Has ireland And scotland on the same.
Speaker 1: STISH i don't know about the shape of like any
Speaker 1: of their. Situation, Honestly I'm.
Speaker 2: Scotlans saw you.
Speaker 1: Said, lish she Said.
Speaker 2: SCOTLANDS i did not Purpose I'm Scotless.
Speaker 1: Shaw SHOULD i go THROUGH ocd? BEHAVIORS i didn't realize WE'RE.
Speaker 2: Ocd, No, okay but maybe we talk about someone saying
Speaker 2: they're gonna kill me, That So i'm kidding who said?
Speaker 1: That wait who said?
Speaker 2: THAT i sent it in the group, chat BUT i
Speaker 2: want to hear your. Ocdbhaviors.
Speaker 1: Oh the ONLY ocd behavior or related thing that has
Speaker 1: been cured by my prozac is like miss aphonia being irritated.
Speaker 2: By the way today when you were eating. Something it
Speaker 2: was the first time in my LIFE i felt that.
Speaker 1: WHEN i was eating my mapu.
Speaker 2: Tofu it was it was in your. Bedroom you were
Speaker 2: munching on something in your. Banana, yes you were eating
Speaker 2: a banana and you were macking on it crazy, style
Speaker 2: AND i was, like it wasn't like, Work it wasn't
Speaker 2: getting me, there but it was.
Speaker 1: Gross it. Was it was also it was gross face
Speaker 1: because LIKE i didn't really want to be eating a,
Speaker 1: banana BUT i was eating it for the health benefits
Speaker 1: AND i love. Bananas but that just wasn't.
Speaker 2: We, know being such a, cute you, know But, MESOA.
Speaker 1: I had such bad missophonia that one time my dad
Speaker 1: was eating. Chicken next, DAY i.
Speaker 2: Just itched my asshole on on. Camera, ruh and we're
Speaker 2: leaving it in but LIKE i itched it AND i
Speaker 2: was like do we cut that? Out but, no IF
Speaker 2: i call attention to, it, like we'll leave it. In
Speaker 2: LIKE i really LIKE i itched my buttle.
Speaker 1: Like hand to butthole or through the. Shore, okay thank.
Speaker 1: GOD i had such bad misophonia that one time my
Speaker 1: dad was eating chicken next to me and it was so.
Speaker 1: LOUD i ran away crying out of anger because WHAT
Speaker 1: i truly wanted to do in that moment was engage
Speaker 1: hidden superpowers that allowed me the chance to enlarge that
Speaker 1: bone to cartoon size and start hitting him on the
Speaker 1: top of the head LIKE i was in the Flint,
Speaker 1: stones but the he was doing On, yeah, LITERALLY i
Speaker 1: wanted to fucking attack. Him it made me so fucking.
Speaker 1: Mad and my prozac has really fixed. That it really,
Speaker 1: has because it was to the point of even like people,
Speaker 1: tapping like oh my, god if there was a goddamn
Speaker 1: penny or nickel dime.
Speaker 2: Quarter like.
Speaker 1: Under a red bullcan or like a, cup and that
Speaker 1: like sound that happens when it's like Jangling oh in
Speaker 1: the car when you're, driving my, god, yes, yes, yes
Speaker 1: like like stuff like that making sounds in the, Car
Speaker 1: oh my, god any sound in the car that wasn't
Speaker 1: like coming from my speaker actually sent me.
Speaker 2: Somewhere that call is coming from inside the.
Speaker 1: House, yeah BECAUSE i am so, noisy BUT i.
Speaker 2: Think I'm i'm and the trumpets are getting, Louder god.
Speaker 1: BLESS i don't Think i'm a noisy passenger. THOUGH i
Speaker 1: Think i'm A you have your, moments but noisy as
Speaker 1: in talkative BECAUSE i. DON'T i can't really use my
Speaker 1: phone like that in the.
Speaker 2: Car, yeah like, you you have your moments like you
Speaker 2: can't use your phone so you're literally just. Talking But
Speaker 2: i'd prefer it that. Way but Sometimes i'm, like you
Speaker 2: can we listen to this, song Like i'm really into
Speaker 2: this song right. Now and she wanted to talk about
Speaker 2: the fucking palm trees dying or. Whatever by the, way
Speaker 2: the palm trees are. Dying do you know about this
Speaker 2: from that one? Lifespans? No, no, No the life spans
Speaker 2: of palm trees in la are like one hundred to
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty. Years they were planted about that long,
Speaker 2: ago one hundred and one hundred and twenty years, Ago
Speaker 2: so all of the palm trees in the skyline are
Speaker 2: about the age out and. Dying if you look, around
Speaker 2: you'll start noticing dead palm. Trees it's all because they're
Speaker 2: dying of old age and they're tall as, fuck so
Speaker 2: they're super. Mature so, now like one of the most
Speaker 2: defining features Of Los angeles like esthetic is the palm. Tree,
Speaker 2: obviously they're all. Dying they're gonna be dead in like
Speaker 2: twenty to forty. Years and just like.
Speaker 1: A lot of things In Los, angeles one it's not from,
Speaker 1: here and two it's. Fake i'm. KIDDING i actually literally
Speaker 1: don't believe. That i've always been a firm believer of the.
Speaker 1: OPPOSITE la keeps it, REAL.
Speaker 2: La keeps it. Real y'all are just in the wrong fucking.
Speaker 1: GROUNDS i know that shit used to make me so
Speaker 1: mad the first wave of people who moved here and
Speaker 1: would only hang out with people.
Speaker 2: The worst person, here the worst person in the, world
Speaker 2: and be like you've ever.
Speaker 1: Met who is not From Los angeles as? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: literally like everyone IN la is. Evil you are what you?
Speaker 3: Eat?
Speaker 2: Yeah why Does amazon have the worst user experience ever?
Speaker 2: Made it literally looks like it was made in two
Speaker 2: thousand and, four.
Speaker 1: Fully ran by aif they don't want to hit.
Speaker 2: Any humans even before that, though like it the user
Speaker 2: experience On amazon has always you.
Speaker 1: Think they make so much money because they saved all
Speaker 1: that money on.
Speaker 2: Editing exactly they saved or that, Coding yes they, did but,
Speaker 2: no every TIME i Open, Amazon i'm, like this is
Speaker 2: quite literally the ugliest App i've ever seen in my.
Speaker 2: Life they are, trillionaires LIKE i, know put a billion
Speaker 2: dollars into the user.
Speaker 1: Experience Townel amazon has. THIS i mean everything is being
Speaker 1: intertwined WITH. Ai it's literally a disease that is inescapable
Speaker 1: and And amazon has, this and like EVEN i Think
Speaker 1: sephora kind of has, this like their app but this
Speaker 1: dude sefores app sucks dick and balls like dick and
Speaker 1: saline filled ball. Yum but Go puff has it, too
Speaker 1: this random LIKE i think Door dash everybody has it
Speaker 1: where it's like AN ai choose WHAT i eat type of.
Speaker 1: Thing AND i guess that's Because i've come to find
Speaker 1: out that a lot of casual CHAT gbt AND ai
Speaker 1: users will ask THESE ai people or whatever it, is
Speaker 1: they'll ask them what they should, Eat like when they
Speaker 1: don't know what to, eat they'll literally ASK ai. That
Speaker 1: so now all these apps have taken that into. Consideration
Speaker 1: all these websites have taken that into, consideration and people
Speaker 1: who are just like idly like partaking in over consumption
Speaker 1: can go on an app or like a website and
Speaker 1: just be, Like i'm kind of in the mood to
Speaker 1: buy something in the beauty, section Or i'm kind of
Speaker 1: in the mood to buy something in self, care Or
Speaker 1: i'm kind of in the mood to buy something for my,
Speaker 1: couch and it'll just show you a bunch of, stuff
Speaker 1: like it'll be like an online like shopping guru or
Speaker 1: whatever the.
Speaker 2: Fuck, For LIKE i don't, know a shopping by the,
Speaker 2: way that used to be a.
Speaker 1: THING i, Know, YEAH i think that's still kind of a.
Speaker 1: Thing like it's like to, me that's also like. Stylist now,
Speaker 1: essentially it's like that's a shopping guru like that they're
Speaker 1: gonna read your aura and be, like mm, hmm.
Speaker 2: You need this twenty six dollars inflatable. Couch you need
Speaker 2: this couch that's made of, Plastic.
Speaker 1: You need this full silicone bas, keyboard you need these.
Speaker 2: Saline balls drooping in your. Face but, YEAH i was
Speaker 2: like On amazon actually buying this. FLAG i was buying
Speaker 2: the bear flag On, amazon and was it just a
Speaker 2: Paul by WHAT i saw and it's always been like,
Speaker 2: that and it's, LIKE i, MEAN i GUESS i can't
Speaker 2: really talk too much shit because it obviously, works like
Speaker 2: people know how to use. It but every TIME i Open,
Speaker 2: AMAZON i feel like a, Neanderthal LIKE i feel fucking.
Speaker 2: Stupid i'm, LIKE i don't know how to use this,
Speaker 2: app like it rufus pops? Up who the fuck is?
Speaker 5: Rufus why did they call it? Rufous is that THE
Speaker 5: ai guys THEIR ai chat but is called? Rufus Get
Speaker 5: rufus out of my fucking? Face oh, die just, Die
Speaker 5: and like it's. UNAVOIDABLE i KNOW ai, like AND i.
Speaker 1: Am y'all know HOW i feel about. IT i won't get,
Speaker 1: annoying but oh my, god everywhere so see, you it
Speaker 1: feels Like i'm stick with the flu ooh.
Speaker 2: Ooh but, yeah that was my rant On. AMAZON i
Speaker 2: think it's like one of the worst things ever.
Speaker 1: CREATED a lot of websites are fucking, ugly and a
Speaker 1: lot of websites aren't built for desktops. Anymore it's for iPhone,
Speaker 1: majority like.
Speaker 2: My, fault But i'm turning into a laptop.
Speaker 1: PERSON i hate Going, okay this is something very old
Speaker 1: ahead of, ME i, Believe BUT i do not like
Speaker 1: making purchases on my. PHONE i think it's a dangerous
Speaker 1: and easy like. It it's like a slippery slip Because
Speaker 1: i've been down that path of just like prime time shopping,
Speaker 1: addiction AND i like access like that to my phone
Speaker 1: was so. Bad and ONCE i switched back to being
Speaker 1: a desktop user BECAUSE i was a desktop user for
Speaker 1: a long, time then kind of faltered in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: one to twenty twenty, three and Now i'm back to
Speaker 1: a laptop. Bitch. No, also there's there's so much clarity
Speaker 1: about it for some, reason LIKE i think because like
Speaker 1: in my, Phone i'm this, close So i'm in a small,
Speaker 1: world and with my, LAPTOP i can't help but see
Speaker 1: the bigger picture of like all the. Realities and Usually
Speaker 1: i'm using my laptop at my, desk so it's like
Speaker 1: this LIST i made on a thing of like THINGS
Speaker 1: i should, do THINGS i need to, do THINGS i
Speaker 1: want to, do like a mishmash of other Things i'm working.
Speaker 1: On and THEN i catch myself on one of the
Speaker 1: worst websites on the, planet essence dot, com And i'm,
Speaker 1: like what AM i really looking at this is fucking.
Speaker 1: Basoura and it's not BECAUSE i LOVE i love, clothing
Speaker 1: but Definitely i've backed up.
Speaker 2: From the essence has made it so easy to buy. Clothes,
Speaker 2: yeah it's so, crazy but.
Speaker 1: Well especially when they were running those like those, sales hypnotic.
Speaker 1: Sales all of us like essence, sale essence, sale but
Speaker 1: LIKE i have.
Speaker 2: Whatever the opposite of a shopping addiction, is LIKE i,
Speaker 2: mean we've talked about it. EXTENSIVELY i literally cannot fucking
Speaker 2: buy something to save my, life and god forbid it's
Speaker 2: SOMETHING i actually, Need like, Bitch i'm it's over for.
Speaker 2: Me AND i GET I o hell like buying toilet
Speaker 2: paper or trash, bags Like i'd rather be shot with
Speaker 2: a gun or stab by a. Knife like it's so,
Speaker 2: like what the. FUCK i saw this.
Speaker 1: Thing on TikTok THAT i was, like, oh a, sign
Speaker 1: a sign OF. Adhd but actually it was a woman
Speaker 1: who she has some very high like time consuming job
Speaker 1: and she was, like, oh people are always, like how
Speaker 1: do you HAVE? Adhd that just doesn't make. Sense in
Speaker 1: the whole, time she's Putting nixium hair shampoo bottles in
Speaker 1: front of herself and she was, like this is one
Speaker 1: of the WAYS i HAVE. Adhd and it's like this
Speaker 1: idea that somebody WITH adhd like runs out of something
Speaker 1: once and then like gets it in surplus a bunch a,
Speaker 1: bunch because remember WHEN i accidentally bought like thirty two
Speaker 1: rolls of trash, bags we had like an infinite trash bag,
Speaker 1: LIT i, mean.
Speaker 2: Get on that shit like SO i don't have. To
Speaker 2: it's like paper towels and trash, Bags, like oh my,
Speaker 2: god like makes me go. Nuclear but, also by the,
Speaker 2: way we need you, know ultra light, campers like people
Speaker 2: who like pack their camping bags like to be as
Speaker 2: light as possible so they can walk through the. Forest,
Speaker 2: yeah they need to pack this as the blanket because
Speaker 2: this is the Warmest i've ever been in my.
Speaker 1: Life it's pure, plastic, baby.
Speaker 2: And it's light as. Fuck so it's like perfect for
Speaker 2: the ultra light. Campers and then you know what they could.
Speaker 2: Do they could leave it in nature so it never
Speaker 2: degrades and it's just like a big pile of. Plastic
Speaker 2: and if you leave.
Speaker 1: It over like a big patch of like nice grass.
Speaker 2: Or even like dial flowers, too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything, really it'll trap it from getting good sunlight
Speaker 1: and air flow and water and it'll just kind of
Speaker 1: mold into it and like start to decay and almost
Speaker 1: maybe there's a world where theoretically it causes like a
Speaker 1: rectangle shape downwards effect because it's just that heavy plastic
Speaker 1: weighing down the earth.
Speaker 2: And it just like destroys the. Earth love that. Idea,
Speaker 2: ACTUALLY i think we should do.
Speaker 1: That we should do it as like an art.
Speaker 2: Project, yeah we should do more.
Speaker 1: Project that's talking about, how yes we are anti climate
Speaker 1: change because look how much fucked up shape of climate.
Speaker 2: Change Jason kelsey pissing in a cup to pour or
Speaker 2: to send to THE ai data. Centers he's so hot
Speaker 2: And i'd drink his. Piss What, Oh i'm the bad.
Speaker 2: Guy i'm the bad guy BECAUSE i Drink Jason kelsey's. Piss,
Speaker 2: like what are we talking? About?
Speaker 1: Hello it also the color they chose because it's fake.
Speaker 1: Piss why would they choose that? Color why would they
Speaker 1: choose like a clear. Kidney isn't that guy like a
Speaker 1: player of?
Speaker 2: Something, yeah he's a sports, athlete, BITCH i know.
Speaker 1: You're more hydrated than. That why did they pick that?
Speaker 2: COLOR i think there like there was multiple shades of
Speaker 2: piss in the.
Speaker 1: Ad there's layers and there's and.
Speaker 2: Like they were piss, inclusive like some people have like
Speaker 2: dark yellow, piss some people have red. Piss some people's pisses.
Speaker 1: Too more than one person was in.
Speaker 2: This, yeah like turned into like a. Thing by the
Speaker 2: way we're referencing Or I'M i won't put this on,
Speaker 2: You i'm.
Speaker 1: Referencing this never came Across.
Speaker 2: Yeah this was only on my desk because it Has
Speaker 2: Jason kelcey in it and famously he's like the hottest man, Alive,
Speaker 2: like no, Shade taylor should have married.
Speaker 1: Him all, right, Guys Travis kelsey is the one who
Speaker 1: Married Taylor. Swift, yes And Taylor? Swift did she take
Speaker 1: the last? Name do we have updates on?
Speaker 2: THIS i, mean this is actually really pressing. Information can
Speaker 2: someone let me? Know ACTUALLY i kind.
Speaker 1: Of need because it speaks. Volumes well maybe it speaks
Speaker 1: volumes on my. Part i'm saying it with a lot
Speaker 1: of class and crispiness BECAUSE i can never say volume
Speaker 1: again because of the WAY i say a. Volume oh
Speaker 1: because but.
Speaker 2: But Jason kelsey pissed in a. Mug it was like
Speaker 2: this collab brand thing where they're sending jugs of piss
Speaker 2: to THE ai data centers to cool them down instead
Speaker 2: of stealing our, water our first drinking, water WHICH i
Speaker 2: thought was, like, okay like.
Speaker 1: They're actually doing.
Speaker 2: That, no that's like the. Joke, yeah it's like it's a.
Speaker 2: Joke but you, know hot button, issue pressing.
Speaker 1: Issue you put piss in the fridge because, like piss is,
Speaker 1: hot BUT i guess it cools.
Speaker 2: Down this is, hot piss is. Sexy no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 1: No that was my golden. SHOW i, KNOW i know
Speaker 1: everything's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Gave.
Speaker 1: Me, okay so Old Oh, jason you set my whole
Speaker 1: long fire. COMMEDIA i was trying to see IF i
Speaker 1: can remember his.
Speaker 2: Name Jason kelsey's the hot, Bear Travis, kelson.
Speaker 1: The you know what's crazy IS i know exactly what
Speaker 1: their mom looks like, though BECAUSE i Watched traders and
Speaker 1: that was the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Me coming into the living room being, like, dude we
Speaker 2: just got an email From jason And Travis kelsey's mom
Speaker 2: to come on the, podcast And enya was. Gagged she
Speaker 2: was like what, Why, like.
Speaker 1: Wait what what are the Chances i'm watching her In
Speaker 1: traders right? Now she would be denied access though she's
Speaker 1: not coming to my. House you are not coming To
Speaker 1: you are not coming to my. HOUSE i don't know
Speaker 1: if you'll, notice but we don't have a lot of. Guests,
Speaker 1: Honestly i'm going to take the hit right. Now it's
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i live a life with spiritual.
Speaker 2: Psychosis, yeah she's scared of people coming.
Speaker 1: Over it's mainly, me and it's Mainly i'm just. Crazy
Speaker 1: i'm so.
Speaker 2: CRAZY i think THE dj set actually made me lose
Speaker 2: a little bit of hearing in this. YEAR i should
Speaker 2: do a hearing.
Speaker 1: Test, well it's also When i'm passenger in your, seat
Speaker 1: which is most of the time because my car has
Speaker 1: been unavailable of. SERVICE i, know but you have that.
Speaker 2: Year you've only been in my car one time Since
Speaker 2: i've gotten. It by the, WAY i know that's. Crazy
Speaker 2: he hasn't been letting girls in his. Car, well, yeah
Speaker 2: bitches are.
Speaker 1: CRAZY i found an eyelash in his passenger.
Speaker 2: Seat that was me doing, drag, BABY i told you.
Speaker 1: This oh, WAIT i love.
Speaker 2: That, yes it was drag. Eyelash it was not some
Speaker 2: girl THAT i was hooking up with that we hooked
Speaker 2: up in the backseat of my.
Speaker 1: Car why would the eyelash be in the front.
Speaker 2: Are you accusing me of having some other girl in my?
Speaker 2: Car wait?
Speaker 1: What it could it was most likely another guy in
Speaker 1: Drag wait what because you're? Gay i'm your?
Speaker 2: Beard oh my. God, No Jason kelsey is my. Beard
Speaker 2: oh my.
Speaker 1: God there was a spider verse where like the fascism
Speaker 1: within uh that is The United states is actually doubled.
Speaker 2: Down doubling give it to the next, country.
Speaker 1: AND i am your. Beard BUT i, guess oh my,
Speaker 1: god we have so we'd be so fucked it. Was
Speaker 1: there's literally too much evidence so that that is just
Speaker 1: not the.
Speaker 2: Case they're gonna be had. Me they're gonna call me a. Witch,
Speaker 2: Okay so this Story i've been sitting on for a,
Speaker 2: while and it's because it just came to me. Recently
Speaker 2: we were talking About tumblr or something in this, story
Speaker 2: uh crawled from the crevices of my fucking brain THAT
Speaker 2: i trauma blocked it AND i haven't spoken about since it.
Speaker 2: Happened so On, tumblr it was kind of a thing to,
Speaker 2: have like your main blog and an aesthetic. Blog, yeah
Speaker 2: and SO i had my aesthetic. BLOG i had my main,
Speaker 2: blog but THEN i also had a third blog and
Speaker 2: it was for porn BECAUSE i mean some people will
Speaker 2: Know tumblr porn was the greatest porn ever, made and
Speaker 2: it was literally. Goaded it was like, artful it was.
Speaker 2: Beautiful and then there was this one channel Called Real
Speaker 2: Men only or something like that that has now since
Speaker 2: worked its way onto My twitter, feed which is really
Speaker 2: major for. Me oh, no, no, No John orbital that
Speaker 2: just did things for the gay guys. Watching BUT i
Speaker 2: was on You now live streaming one day AND i
Speaker 2: get a comment, saying, hey do you know that your
Speaker 2: likes are public On? Tumblr AND i was, like, what, guys,
Speaker 2: GUYS i was always so. CAREFUL i was always so
Speaker 2: careful be on my po R n blog instead of
Speaker 2: my main or my aesthetic While i'm on live. Stream
Speaker 2: you could see the blood leave my. FACE i very
Speaker 2: quickly Opened tumblr AND i go to my main account
Speaker 2: and in the likes is not only just like gay,
Speaker 2: porn but it was the gnarliest video still to this.
Speaker 2: Day it was fucking, gnarly but it is like still
Speaker 2: one of my favorite things that's ever come out of The.
Speaker 2: Internet but it was like not, chill and LIKE i,
Speaker 2: know there's like probably three or four people here that
Speaker 2: were like really tapped in at that time that knew
Speaker 2: exactly what was happening because they were whispering about it
Speaker 2: in the group chats On twitter and, whatnot but it
Speaker 2: was it was legitimately. Mortifying like seeing that on MY
Speaker 2: i quickly unliked. It i've never you, know like baby
Speaker 2: hanging up on dad when he's calling on the. iPad
Speaker 2: that was me logging out and fucking uh getting off
Speaker 2: live stream to go like delete that. Shit AND i
Speaker 2: scrubbed my entire.
Speaker 1: Like oh my, god that's so. Sad you were probably so.
Speaker 1: SCARED i was.
Speaker 2: PETRIFIED i was, Like i'm going to be shot with
Speaker 2: a gun because it was.
Speaker 1: G A y P o R. N, yeah oh my.
Speaker 2: God AND i was still s t R A i
Speaker 2: g H. T, yeah you were.
Speaker 1: Straight there was definitely people who saw that fuck up
Speaker 1: and then saw the inception of me being in love with,
Speaker 1: you and they were like, girl.
Speaker 2: They were like, Whoa but LIKE i was never like actually,
Speaker 2: Straight like look at my track. RECORD i, mean, YEAH
Speaker 2: i had a fake. Septum.
Speaker 1: Pierce you Were we've talked about this. Before you were
Speaker 1: straight in the lens of a twenty fourteen like beauty
Speaker 1: standard for men like.
Speaker 2: That when me being LIKE i was never actually straight
Speaker 2: with THE haar flag wrapped around. Me, Guys i'm coming
Speaker 2: out as a bear. Lover, hey there's levels to this.
Speaker 2: Ship there's really real. Shit but, yeah that was something
Speaker 2: that popped into my brain THAT i was, like, OH
Speaker 2: i have to share because, uh that was quite literally.
Speaker 2: Traumatizing oh my, GOD i don't know IF i had
Speaker 2: anything like.
Speaker 1: That oh my. Gosh, no WHEN I i can't believe
Speaker 1: my participatee this connection and, traders oh.
Speaker 2: My, god she won't shut the fuck up about. Traders.
Speaker 1: No but when that fucking crazy ass white guy is
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't know how to keep a secret like
Speaker 1: to the gay guy like much, older like it was
Speaker 1: the it is not funny because it's obviously such a
Speaker 1: homophobic and crazy, remark especially to say like around a
Speaker 1: table of people who like a bunch of gay people
Speaker 1: were there, Too like there was levels to how crazy
Speaker 1: of a a statement that was to. Make but what
Speaker 1: was so funny was like him trying you would know
Speaker 1: how to keep him trying to act like it had
Speaker 1: nothing like, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: No by the, way as a gay, Guy i'm, like that's,
Speaker 2: funny that's like, Hilarious like that's realist fun.
Speaker 1: Would know how to secret, like but like such a
Speaker 1: he delivers it like an evil, witch like because he
Speaker 1: goes in this whole tangent about How colton kanna Even,
Speaker 1: colton and they're like he's he's just really obsessed.
Speaker 2: With this, guy like maybe he's a LITTLE.
Speaker 1: I, Know i'm not. Kidding, actually earlier in the, Season,
Speaker 1: okay this is me being, annoying And i'm sorry to
Speaker 1: anybody who hasn't Watched, traders but this is what my
Speaker 1: my convoluted mind has come up.
Speaker 2: With you're twisted fucking name brain.
Speaker 1: Or. Whatever oh my, God i'm like scared to talk
Speaker 1: about it because this is like the kind of weird
Speaker 1: white person that would for some odd reason this would
Speaker 1: come across his table and he would like do white
Speaker 1: versions of a hex on, Me like do you know
Speaker 1: WHAT i? Mean like it's very. Scary but at the
Speaker 1: beginning of, it he makes this really ODD i don't,
Speaker 1: know like a sinful begrudging that somehow affects my ancestry
Speaker 1: line for the next few in like, Decades like white
Speaker 1: people can have that weird hex. Effect it's very.
Speaker 2: Spool, no there's like a really funny joke, here like
Speaker 2: what's a white.
Speaker 1: Hex like like a white, suckuitist.
Speaker 2: Like, LIKE i don't, know we can cut, that.
Speaker 1: But white, hexes white girls who only compliment to you as,
Speaker 1: ever you're so.
Speaker 2: CUTE i. Love where do you get your confidence?
Speaker 1: From you're so, Funny you're so.
Speaker 2: CONFIDENT i WISH i was as confident as.
Speaker 1: You, oh but he makes some random ass comment where he's, like,
Speaker 1: well no one's gonna think the other guys are traders
Speaker 1: because they're all like good looking and taking care of.
Speaker 1: Them so like he makes this comment where he basically
Speaker 1: says that every man there is much hotter than him
Speaker 1: and just like good, looking so he feels insecure about,
Speaker 1: that and then him going for this very conventionally like
Speaker 1: white like attractive white guy and then his own only
Speaker 1: literally his only attack being that he's, Gay like it
Speaker 1: was just. Due it was such a great way to
Speaker 1: like sum up, homophobia like just wrapped in a neat.
Speaker 1: Bough but, yeah him being like, convoluting Conniving, coulton like
Speaker 1: he had such A we've talked about this before about
Speaker 1: how like the right, side like right wing people for some,
Speaker 1: reason the one thing they are weirdly good at.
Speaker 2: Is come, back like stringing words together of sorts like
Speaker 2: they're way too good at LIKE i don't, know like demon, crat.
Speaker 1: Yeah demon, Cratu demon, month, right demon? Month what the fuck?
Speaker 3: You for?
Speaker 1: Real and looking at sentices and what's that thing where
Speaker 1: you hear sound and you see visa synesthesia for your,
Speaker 1: Hate like your head goes so. Deep it's LIKE dna.
Speaker 2: DEMONS i, mean.
Speaker 1: They're seeing visions like. Slogans it's like the guy who Created,
Speaker 1: mormonism really what that is was like him tapping into
Speaker 1: that because he saw they just what golden tablets and
Speaker 1: people believed. Him do you know IT'S i guess that
Speaker 1: is so, Crazy like that man, said there's tablets in
Speaker 1: my backyard THAT i found, there but you can't see.
Speaker 2: Them if you look at, them you will.
Speaker 1: Perish you will.
Speaker 2: Perish ONLY i can look at.
Speaker 1: Them you will lose your. Mind where is my? Mind
Speaker 1: there's NOTHING i love so much about. Liars they're the
Speaker 1: most dangerous people. Ever but like liars are so, funny
Speaker 1: like it's. Hilarious how are you thinking of these?
Speaker 2: Things where are they coming?
Speaker 1: From and why don't you just go to like a
Speaker 1: community college or take an online class for nonfiction? Writing
Speaker 1: like there's just like take that hobby somewhere not. Crazy
Speaker 1: it always ends up with like some fraud Like. Ice
Speaker 1: spice's name is isis. Period she is probably so fucking
Speaker 1: pissed about the grand rising that has Become ice and
Speaker 1: like their prevalence because they've always been around In. Demonic
Speaker 1: those are the real. Demons that's that's a white. Hex, yeah,
Speaker 1: literally that's a white. Hex, no it literally. Is but
Speaker 1: did you hear WHAT i? Said what the? Fuck but
Speaker 1: did you hear WHAT i?
Speaker 2: Said but one of.
Speaker 1: My notes IS i know the matrix Is matrix is.
Speaker 1: REAL i know The matrix is real Because i've seen
Speaker 1: that movie like four times and forget what it's. About
Speaker 1: but every TIME i watch, IT i get sickly. Feeling
Speaker 1: with that being, said WHEN i hold my vivans in
Speaker 1: one Palm prozac and the, OTHER i make the decision
Speaker 1: of blue pill verse is red pill every.
Speaker 2: Day purple, pill baby moss mix. It.
Speaker 1: Uh, no vibance can literally be such a vibe, killer.
Speaker 2: Dude i've seen. It got to make.
Speaker 1: Something that doesn't feel like.
Speaker 2: THAT i was gonna make something that. Works i've seen
Speaker 2: your vibe go from like, happy go lucky the coolest
Speaker 2: Person i've ever met to like literally demon, time demon,
Speaker 2: mode like it happens in like ten, minutes like it
Speaker 2: it like actually like turns you into a, robot but
Speaker 2: not in a shady way because you like actually get
Speaker 2: your shit, done but like if you have to do like, Anything, No,
Speaker 2: yeah fun time is, Over like it's not it's not
Speaker 2: fun and games like Fun.
Speaker 1: The queen can't even spell.
Speaker 2: Them like how do you spell?
Speaker 1: FUN i wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Know, ANYWAYS i, WAS i was In San. Francisco wait what.
Speaker 1: My note after? That, like, bro this was at six
Speaker 1: forty six, Am so this is the SECOND i woke.
Speaker 1: UP i, said being the first president must have been
Speaker 1: too fucking, Crazy Like trump feels like a goat while
Speaker 1: he sees all the bad shit we say about. Him
Speaker 1: with that being, said we need to Find Trump's reddit snark,
Speaker 1: account BECAUSE i know he has, one AND i know he's.
Speaker 2: Up in the fucking, comments and we need to.
Speaker 1: Stop letting them pump saline into his blood or whatever's
Speaker 1: keeping him. Alive but, yeah BECAUSE i THINK i was
Speaker 1: thinking about how like that is somebody who has immediately
Speaker 1: like he has stats that he is actively one of
Speaker 1: the least liked people on the planet right, now and
Speaker 1: he is he can see he's not like that, Stupid
Speaker 1: he's an evil.
Speaker 2: Fucking it might be that stupid because LIKE i think
Speaker 2: he might believe what he tells himself is like going
Speaker 2: back to. LIARS i think he actually believes that he's
Speaker 2: the greatest president, ever that everyone loves, him that people
Speaker 2: that don't like him is a, tiny small. Minority like it's,
Speaker 2: LIKE i think he believes that when he's like.
Speaker 1: A stats of people who regret voting for, Him he's,
Speaker 1: like that's.
Speaker 2: Fake, yeah the news in the, Media like that's fake, news,
Speaker 2: Baby which where is the news in the.
Speaker 3: Media where is.
Speaker 2: The news in the, Media, like, actually where is the
Speaker 2: unbiased news in the?
Speaker 1: Media where is?
Speaker 2: It where is? It but?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Whatever, yeah BECAUSE i was just, thinking, like, dude
Speaker 1: imagine being the first, president like the like we have
Speaker 1: security guards who run around thinking they are working for THE.
Speaker 1: Cia we have police officers who genuinely believe they are
Speaker 1: at the front line of pure, safety when in all,
Speaker 1: reality they are fucking egomaniacs who are smoking the crack
Speaker 1: they're taking from uh people who need. Help being the
Speaker 1: first president or like even the first, few like must
Speaker 1: have been so, insane like you, mean, well just a
Speaker 1: crazy ego boos not, cool like nothing nothing about them was,
Speaker 1: Cool LIKE i should refresh it very clear that all
Speaker 1: the presidents that have been, MENTIONED i am not referred
Speaker 1: to in a cool. NATURE i know what you're, Saying
Speaker 1: like it would have probably been how big like, bitch,
Speaker 1: BITCH i am the first leader of the free. World
Speaker 1: do you hear? Me like there's no bad comment to.
Speaker 1: Hear you only hear the good. Stuff it's like you're.
Speaker 2: Everywhere everyone's in your, ears like everybody's like and they
Speaker 2: probably didn't even know they they literally didn't even know
Speaker 2: that they could hate on their. President yet probably.
Speaker 1: They thought that shit was. Illegal they were.
Speaker 2: Still scared, too they were still. SCARED i feel like
Speaker 2: it happened like in the last ten years where it
Speaker 2: became okay to like shit talk to president like ever,
Speaker 2: since like the like the combination of politics and the internet,
Speaker 2: happened like people like are freely able to, speak which
Speaker 2: good fuck, him.
Speaker 1: Especially because the genesis of hating on a president started With.
Speaker 1: Trump it was like twenty, sixteen Maybe, Obama like, Yeah
Speaker 1: obama definitely HAD i Mean obama has his. Sins obama
Speaker 1: or No.
Speaker 2: I'm, saying like people blindly Hated obama.
Speaker 1: For no oh, yeah because they were, Racist yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly and then like, THAT i feel like was the.
Speaker 2: Genesis and Then, trump like someone that you can hate
Speaker 2: in your valid for hated.
Speaker 1: It yeah because he came out right out the gate
Speaker 1: is already a wide known. Fact this is a piece of.
Speaker 1: Shit he was completely.
Speaker 2: Pollar how did this?
Speaker 1: Abum oh my, god how did this? Happen it's because
Speaker 1: they divided and. Conquered they straight back the, learning nobody. Learning.
Speaker 2: Listen they are trying To they are trying to divide
Speaker 2: us even. Further they're trying to divide us. Internally they
Speaker 2: are psychological operations. Happening so we hate each. Other we
Speaker 2: must ban. Together we must take each other's side and put.
Speaker 2: Aside y'all differences with each, other like they are. Fracturing
Speaker 2: not they're not only fracturing like the. Left they're fracturing
Speaker 2: the right, too like every it is all. Fractured they're
Speaker 2: all we're all fighting. Internally.
Speaker 1: Yeah the past two, years we've specifically the past, Year,
Speaker 1: yeah we have been watching the right actually getting all
Speaker 1: of the karma catching up for being so dehumanizing to
Speaker 1: every other existence, other their other than their. Own they're. Getting,
Speaker 1: yeah we're getting the literally.
Speaker 2: Wait till they get to the pearly gates Of. Heaven
Speaker 2: i'm not even. Kidding LIKE i feel like to be
Speaker 2: right leaning is right extreme or whatever the? Fuck to
Speaker 2: be right is like actually against The. Bible like isn't
Speaker 2: that the whole? Thing like love thy, neighbor then like
Speaker 2: why kick them? OUT i lose to read The.
Speaker 1: Bible AND i say this in a full like for
Speaker 1: collective comedic. KNOWLEDGE i would love in my manifestation. ERA
Speaker 1: i would love to run A Robot chicken type show or.
Speaker 1: Something AND i feel like The bible in itself can
Speaker 1: write skits for. You, yeah the whole thing WAS i
Speaker 1: was going through these two women who were reading The
Speaker 1: bible because they were, like we're actually gonna do. It
Speaker 1: we're gonna like read it and dissect. It it's just
Speaker 1: the worst story. Ever it's full of like incest and
Speaker 1: revenge and kill, everyone and like it's just the worst shit.
Speaker 6: Ever, also ALL i could think, is, bro there are
Speaker 6: people who were taking their kids for this shit to
Speaker 6: be right out loud to them Every sunday sometimes twice
Speaker 6: or three times a, week and they weren't allowed to Watch.
Speaker 2: SpongeBob no wonder their kids are bad as? Hell no
Speaker 2: wonder about is.
Speaker 1: Biting someone's ankle in the fucking BJ's right now in
Speaker 1: the fucking. Steakhouse wh come to? Mind BECAUSE i walked
Speaker 1: this girl today put together outfits based on restaurants in
Speaker 1: one of the most jays stake.
Speaker 2: Rotted, Bro you're, right.
Speaker 1: That was the first family establishment that came to. Head
Speaker 1: AND i need to find this fucking. Video AND i
Speaker 1: don't know IF i liked, it because that's one of
Speaker 1: my worst habits IS i don't even like STUFF i.
Speaker 7: Love, hm, hmmm it's quite. Beautiful, yeah think about it.
Speaker 7: Yourself i'm not really. Understanding i've Lost i've lost. It,
Speaker 7: NO i need to find this girl's. Video, well when
Speaker 7: you while you're looking for, That i'm gonna tell this
Speaker 7: story that happened to me while In San. Francisco San
Speaker 7: francisco is very. EVENTFUL i. KNOW i told you ALL
Speaker 7: i was gonna talk about THE dj set this, episode
Speaker 7: But kai is not, here So i'm waiting for him
Speaker 7: to be there because a lot of, funny silly things. Happened,
Speaker 7: sorry are you pushing it? Off and honestly at this
Speaker 7: point Also. Sniffy's we have things to talk about With,
Speaker 7: sniffy's but you'll probably never hear.
Speaker 2: It And i'm sorry that's just.
Speaker 1: Not, true because it's really funny the bit you've told,
Speaker 1: me AND i never heard the end of. It, yeah
Speaker 1: so like you actually need to tell it BECAUSE i
Speaker 1: am NOW i am being left.
Speaker 2: Out just get. Ready next episode is going to be a.
Speaker 2: Banger we're going to talk About sniffy's trolling On sniffy's
Speaker 2: and THE dj. Set but while In San francisco before
Speaker 2: THE dj, set me And kai went to a cafe
Speaker 2: to just kind of chill and relax and just like
Speaker 2: do our little. Thing and they wanted to kill and.
Speaker 2: Relax they wanted, coffee AND i was, like, sure let's do. It,
Speaker 2: like let's go to this cute little cafe right up the.
Speaker 2: Street drew hates a cafe by, WELL i hate a.
Speaker 2: CAFE a cafe hates to see me coming BECAUSE i
Speaker 2: will blow it.
Speaker 4: Up BUT i have to pee so, bad SO i
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom to go pee and the toilet's
Speaker 4: clogged And i'm, like, OH i can't piss in a clogged.
Speaker 2: Toilet so THEN i leave the, bathroom And i'm, like,
Speaker 2: ACTUALLY i need to wash my. Hands SO i go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom AND i washed my hands in the,
Speaker 2: sink and Then i'm just kind of like looking at
Speaker 2: myself in the, mirror and someone's like trying to rip
Speaker 2: the door, open like trying to open it like crazy,
Speaker 2: style AND i very quickly Like i'm, like, oh they
Speaker 2: need in this. BATHROOM i opened the door and there's
Speaker 2: this like cute older woman standing there and she goes
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and sees the toilets clogged and looks
Speaker 2: immediately at me and THINKS i fucking clogged the. Toilet
Speaker 2: AND i was, like this is. Crazy did you say? Anything,
Speaker 2: NO i just let. HER i just let her think
Speaker 2: it Because i'm, like, here like what AM i going
Speaker 2: to be like clog the? Toilet but like she fucking
Speaker 2: hated my. Guts and then someone else went to the
Speaker 2: bathroom AND i warned. HER i was, like by the,
Speaker 2: way the, Toilet'slogged i'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry so she probably thought you did it. Too.
Speaker 2: EVERYBODY i am the happy, smiler but everybody thinks.
Speaker 1: You were like you're gritting your teeth when you poop.
Speaker 2: Up it's literally it comes out like fucking bouncy.
Speaker 1: Balls did you stop with your fiber?
Speaker 3: Intake?
Speaker 2: NO i think it actually might be fucking me up more.
Speaker 1: Now you're having too much. Fiber, yeah it's a never ending. Story.
Speaker 2: LITERALLY i think my bows are just like permafried or.
Speaker 2: SOMETHING i don't.
Speaker 1: Know one day they'll figure out how to just go
Speaker 1: in there and scoop stuff.
Speaker 2: Out need that it will be like a.
Speaker 1: Vacuum, oh they have. That but this is the VIDEO
Speaker 1: i was talking.
Speaker 2: About make sure you save.
Speaker 1: It killed that, bro.
Speaker 2: Dude this, One oh my, God, wait that's. Great her
Speaker 2: bed's cute. Too this is.
Speaker 1: Lit oh my, GOD i pray to god she does
Speaker 1: beaches BECAUSE i THINK i might have made.
Speaker 2: THAT i might have mixed with missed with.
Speaker 1: McDonald's McDonald's wasn't her, best but that's.
Speaker 2: Fine, okay this she brought it.
Speaker 1: Back, okay so there was No. Bej's BUT i think
Speaker 1: because of The Baskin robbins, ONE i was, thinking, yeah
Speaker 1: it's it's like you got a good. Blowjob oh my.
Speaker 1: GOD i love her And Raven renee shared the same
Speaker 1: night At Jimmy, Fallon, LIKE i love that so. Much
Speaker 1: should we get into media because speaking Up i'm. Down
Speaker 1: my media of the week Is Raven Renee Blue. Island
Speaker 1: it's such a good. ALBUM i said that in the last,
Speaker 1: episode but that's still the only album that's on rotation
Speaker 1: other than like The khalila album for Me New avatar
Speaker 1: that's been on rotation as. Well BUT i haven't been
Speaker 1: in a mus listening time of my, life WHICH i
Speaker 1: know is a bad.
Speaker 2: ENERGY i ciphon that energy from you because that was
Speaker 2: me the last like two, years and Now i'm actually
Speaker 2: loving and discovering. MUSIC i just can't stop listening to.
Speaker 1: MUSIC i just.
Speaker 2: Can't stop listening to. Music but, YEAH i literally just
Speaker 2: felt LIKE i went too deep AND i was just,
Speaker 2: like there's nothing for me to explore. Anymore but Now
Speaker 2: i'm exploring new releases And i'm excited by new music
Speaker 2: that's coming. Out and that was never the. CASE i
Speaker 2: was like any new album that came, OUT i was, like,
Speaker 2: girl fuck this, shit and then it would like be
Speaker 2: beaten to me And i'm, like, actually you know, what
Speaker 2: this is a good. Album. Yeah my media Is gambane
Speaker 2: Gam bang By. Grimes, sorry she's the best by Choice avon.
Speaker 2: Guys that music video is so, good really really fucking.
Speaker 2: Special the song is really, Special like.
Speaker 1: This song is about.
Speaker 2: Me it made it to my fucking. Playlist it's that
Speaker 2: special summer boy Lady, GOD i got and down with
Speaker 2: The snow By camp The. HILLS i Have down with
Speaker 2: The snow on fucking REPEAT mgmt, reincarnated like let's wake this,
Speaker 2: up like it's such a good fucking. Song and THEN
Speaker 2: i watched that MOVIE i was talking about. Earlier it was,
Speaker 2: good go watch. It and then, wait there was another
Speaker 2: THING i watched. IT i was, like this is.
Speaker 1: Awesome Oh i've been watching so Much. SpongeBob i've already said,
Speaker 1: that but, like, YEAH i Love.
Speaker 2: SpongeBob ho it's like loud as fuck, Too like it
Speaker 2: echoes and reverberates through the. House it's, LIKE.
Speaker 1: I, know sound travels from my.
Speaker 2: Room really. Crazy it's really also like you finally got to,
Speaker 2: hear like what my footsteps sound like walking to your
Speaker 2: room because you were down here WHEN i went to your.
Speaker 2: Room just imagine that times twelve because you're a little heavy.
Speaker 1: Footed, Yeah i'm really heavy.
Speaker 2: Footed she stomps, around stomps the. Yard Hey i'm loud
Speaker 2: in general with, that but all, right peace and, Love
Speaker 2: thanks for tuning. IN i hope my room looks very
Speaker 2: pretty on. Camera i'm really proud of this. Space oh,
Speaker 2: yeah they haven't seen this ship. Yet like we always
Speaker 2: talk about how comfortable my room, Is like y'all are
Speaker 2: finally getting like a glimpse of. Y'all you'll see us
Speaker 2: sinking into this fucking bed. Work, Also i'm so.
Speaker 1: Tired right, NOW i, know BUT i need to eat
Speaker 1: piece and.
Speaker 2: Love oh, yeah you're getting this dick fil at Good,
Speaker 2: night
Speaker 1: M