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Speaker 3: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, and it's the Insider's guide to

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Speaker 3: kicking button dropping names of the red carpet lineback industry

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Speaker 3: we called show biz. Today's episode is mostly about kicking butt.

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Speaker 2: It's about kicking butt and changing names. We're going to

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Speaker 3: That's a good preview. Dwayne Perkins is here. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 3: you were on iowadebis show.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I was.

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Speaker 3: Would you play that clip? Please? Could play that clip

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Speaker 2: When you search me, there are problems. There's a man

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Speaker 4: And that's crazy because I have a great bit about

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Speaker 1: It's an old name.

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Speaker 4: And if a baby has a name, I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: It's too risky.

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Speaker 4: No, come on, we've moved past.

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Speaker 3: sorry he's not on Google. You search engineer Sam, and

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Speaker 1: Little bit fights the premise.

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Speaker 2: We may have to put engineer Sam on the Internet

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything for that?

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Speaker 2: Just on you click the video, you search you can

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Speaker 4: I mean I have something very similar. I said, you

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Speaker 1: Okay, specific it's more correct, Oh wow.

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Speaker 4: Because it's specifically about Firefox.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, yeah, Mozilla, it is all on there.

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Speaker 4: This is something that you probably don't know. When you

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Speaker 4: Porn is number two. Number one. Is you have to

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Speaker 3: In the contract, not talking about it, just doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just straight up. You're gonna want to get some

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Speaker 4: You got in get it out quick, hard and fast.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's what you're doing. Oh, man, can't believe.

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: What about if remember that came star Fucks?

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah yeah, Hayes has talked about it a lot,

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Speaker 2: and yeah that's it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, ship man, star fucks period.

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Speaker 1: They're all pretty good.

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Speaker 2: This one is how to avoid the friend Zone? Can

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Speaker 2: we talk about the friend zone? Hello?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, I have so much material on the friend

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Speaker 4: zone because it's it's a zone that, like, I just

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Speaker 4: friend zone is the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can use piece of your friend to draw

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Speaker 2: a portal. Yeah, so so song Land. Speaking of song Land, Yes,

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Speaker 2: have you seen the movie yesterday?

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Speaker 4: Oh, the one about the Beatles Beatles.

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Speaker 3: The Beatle Man.

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Speaker 2: So I watched Yesterday, Yesterday, Yesterday, I watched the movie Yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Am I saying this?

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Speaker 2: like can't tell. And that is definition of friend zone,

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Speaker 2: is it not?

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Speaker 4: Does she ever say like, hey, I'm horny, you want

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Speaker 6: She says that with her face and eyes and body language.

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Speaker 6: And at one point, after being horny for the whole movie,

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Speaker 6: and they start pre shagging kissing, and.

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Speaker 2: She goes, I don't want to be a one night stand,

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Speaker 2: And you go, wasn't this the fucking horniest for this

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Speaker 2: But that's how complicated the friend zone can be, because

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Speaker 3: What's confusing is I know that there is this culture

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Speaker 2: They make them horny, ah, and so well and shag

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Speaker 3: Later, yes, and so I don't know. It's like I'm

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Speaker 3: suspending this belief. I'm watching movie about England where one

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Speaker 2: Never asked because if he did, he would know. And

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Speaker 2: also they do call each other mates. She's tried to

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Speaker 3: You skipped a step? How did she get out of

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Speaker 3: the friend zone? Which is like the worst, like, like,

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Speaker 2: And it is never jacking you off and you're never

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Speaker 3: How do you convert trust into horny.

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Speaker 1: And duay take it away? You know?

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Speaker 4: I think that is it?

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Speaker 3: That noise.

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Speaker 4: Like I gotta do is do that right in their ears?

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Speaker 4: This sound, that exact sound within humans releases a pheromone

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Speaker 2: This now, this to me feels this is insanely informative

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Speaker 4: That's what comedy is. Comedy is an extension of a

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Speaker 1: And this is my ignorance.

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Speaker 4: Ted Danson actually created comedy, not the Ted Dancing from

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Speaker 4: the good Place. Ted Danson, who was in fifteen seventy six, okay,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh yes, the lizard brains and the sort

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Speaker 4: At the end he was like, ain't that crazy? And

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Speaker 4: then the audience went insane and then they were like, oh,

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Speaker 4: that's how stand up. That's why Ted talks are so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they are.

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Speaker 3: I was always wondering why.

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Speaker 2: I guess they do cut it off right before they

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because like the audience will go wild.

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Speaker 1: And you can't have this, you can't have that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: M yeah?

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Speaker 2: So so now when I search friend zone, loll comedy,

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Speaker 2: Dwayne Perkins, this is Google, show me Google high Siri.

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Speaker 1: What's gonna come up? Probably not this, So they're joker's bit.

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Speaker 1: Probably we'll get this now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam, Sam, you famously like to say that you

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Speaker 3: know the.

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Speaker 1: Security code to deactivate the friend zone. You take people

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Speaker 1: from friend zone to the end zone. Is that right?

451
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

452
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the merch I sell. Ringo's a funny name.

453
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 8: That could be one of the babies.

454
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 2: That's actually for two from now.

455
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, that's right. So the code is eight.

456
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 3: It's just eight.

457
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Speaker 2: That's how you get from the friend zone to the

458
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Speaker 2: end zone. Okay, So the next topic that we need

459
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: to absolutely eat this motherfucker's lunch on is when you

460
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 2: have the coolest grandma ever.

461
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 4: Go, my grandmother wasn't Wow, I'm gross. My my grandmother is.

462
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: A witch, so okay, kind of cool.

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Speaker 4: I have a bit about how that made her the

464
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Speaker 4: coolest grandmother ever.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's perfect for this.

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00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 4: I know it's God, this sucks my bits, but so

467
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 4: it's it's basically a bit about how my grandmother she

468
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 4: had this invisible friend.

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 4: A true story. His name was Cosmo and he would

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Speaker 4: just like do stuff around the house, like when things

472
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 4: would fall. She would be like, Cosmo, stop playing, and

473
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 4: then the things would stop, and I was like, oh wow, cool,

474
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Speaker 4: cool cool. Then I would try to speak to Cosmo,

475
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 4: and that's when I was like really young, figuring out who.

476
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, Cosmo, so what you up to.

477
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 4: Let's see what we can get into. And he never

478
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 4: took up that offer. I was friend zoned by Cosmo,

479
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 4: the invisible friends.

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Speaker 3: He was existing only in the friend zone. Yes, wait,

481
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Speaker 3: you were saying when it sounded like you were like

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Speaker 3: trying to get something going with Cosmo, like yeah, take

483
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Speaker 3: that physical.

484
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Speaker 4: I just wanted to see what his perspective was, saying

485
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Speaker 4: that he was invisible, so I was in the closet,

486
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 4: so I needed to be secret.

487
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Speaker 3: Can I have a theory here? He's knocking stuff over?

488
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 3: His name is Cosmo. It sounds like this might have

489
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Speaker 3: been Cramer.

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00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 2: Does sound like Kramer And I didn't want to bring

491
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Speaker 2: it up before.

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Speaker 4: But my grandmother did not know white people, so she

493
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Speaker 4: wouldn't know that that reference, so it was not all

494
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 4: because I would ask her, Hey, grandmother, do you know

495
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 4: white people? And she'd be like, what is that okay,

496
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 4: oh okay, yeah, so she didn't she didn't know that.

497
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Speaker 3: Okay, so sorry, damn that feeling when you have the

498
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: coolest grandma ever.

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00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 4: No, she was so dope, that witch who did not

500
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Speaker 4: know white people. I miss her.

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Speaker 1: Rp Sam cool grandma Sam.

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Speaker 4: Nah.

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Speaker 2: That that's a pass.

504
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

505
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: Now you only have four passes left, so you be careful.

506
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: We have like nine topics.

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00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: Now this one, uh is Now I'm curious to see

508
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Speaker 1: what I just Dwayne checked his watch. Let's talk about it.

509
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: Do you have a hard out? Is it just does

510
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 1: this feel particularly long? Did you get a text?

511
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah? Somebody liked a tweet? And I was like, why

512
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 4: is this vibrating now? For a like got a tweet?

513
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta filter it? Yeah, popular.

514
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 4: And what they said was, are you the other Dwayne Perkins?

515
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh.

516
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 3: No, the next category clean people versus dirty people?

517
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Speaker 1: Okay, whatever that.

518
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: Says to you.

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00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: It sounds like they could possibly be at war. They

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00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: could be like having a fight, yeah, right, or it's

521
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: what would that be like?

522
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: It's like two different species of people, right, clean people

523
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: and dirty people? Like it layered you like, so maybe

524
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: I would go like.

525
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Speaker 1: I'm a clean person.

526
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 2: Any clean people out here ever date a dirty person

527
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 2: and they're leaving their plates?

528
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh see. When I first heard it, I was like, oh,

530
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Speaker 4: this is racially motivated. There's like a societal racial undertone

531
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Speaker 4: of clean and dirty, similar to what the president says,

532
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Speaker 4: you know how it's like.

533
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 3: Coded Yeah, whistles.

534
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 4: I think that's what they're called. I think that's what

535
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Speaker 4: his bit's about. My bit is about just like you know,

536
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 4: like soap and water, like I think okay versus dirty

537
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 4: like that.

538
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: Like okay, and it's one person.

539
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is when you're clean versu when you're dirty.

540
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like when like it's like transformative art, Like

541
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,239
Speaker 4: that's what I think. That's what my bit's about. This

542
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 4: is crazy how we have so many.

543
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: Positive in your comedy.

544
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 3: You like this is effectively giving them an intellectual shower

545
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: and like stripping away some of this grime of like

546
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: just like not getting it.

547
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: They're getting soaked with knowledge.

548
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm washing away the grime of ignorance. Yes,

549
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 4: what is the best soap knowledge?

550
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

551
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: And it's one of those showers where like it comes

552
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 3: straight down from the ceiling.

553
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: It's one of the accord.

554
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, it's like a rain shower flash dance.

555
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

556
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: And really nice yes, lit, really nicely.

557
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 2: The best soap is knowledge, The best shampoo is fact.

558
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: The best cream rints is.

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00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: Hmm. I had this before, Dwayne. Can you walk me

560
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: through it again?

561
00:29:54,480 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 4: Yes, we said the best soap is knowledge. Sha pooh

562
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 4: is facts. Yeah, and the best web the cream. Yes,

563
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 4: the best cream runs is fractions.

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00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: That's right? Yeah?

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00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam?

566
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: What was common denominator?

567
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 3: Sam? What?

568
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: Sam? What's clean people for? Thirty people?

569
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: For you?

570
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: I uh?

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00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 8: I got kicked out of we spat once because I

572
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 8: didn't shower. I just went right into the hot tub.

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Speaker 1: So you're the one.

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00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 4: Wow?

575
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: Okay, the best and worst made up name, I'm searching.

576
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 3: I'm searching, Dwayne Perkins Comedy, the best and worst made

577
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 3: up name. I'm laughing.

578
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: I'm cracking up, laughing my ass off.

579
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: That's all in the search.

580
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: Taking a break, yep, And what do I find.

581
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: We've done a lot of name stuff already.

582
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: We're in the name zone we have where this is

583
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: sort of our corner. Now we own names, baby names.

584
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: You fucking demolished that entire topic. Now made up names.

585
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: So this is a situation. Let me try to create this.

586
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: You're checking into a hotel under a fake name. There's

587
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: obviously a good choice and a bad choice. So the

588
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: best made up name would be.

589
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: Duane. Can you help me out on this, Jerry. Yes,

590
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: that's the best one.

591
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it seems like it could be a real name.

592
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: No, yes, no one will suspect.

593
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 4: You're yes, Like, why why can't I be Jerry?

594
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: That's a very good made up name, very convincing that crushes.

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00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 2: The worst one probably would be hotel.

596
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, I was thinking, Oh man, I'm not going

597
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 4: to say what I was the gang.

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, is it about me?

599
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 4: Word?

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00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: No?

601
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a really bad made up Yeah. And Sean,

602
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 3: you think hotel is worse than me personally?

603
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 4: Just but I get it. Effect everything, relativity is a thing,

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00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 4: Yeah for sure.

606
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: No, it's true. Everyone has to sort of honor their

607
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: own experience. Absolutely, someone called me a hotel, that would

608
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: be just about it.

609
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I get it.

610
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: But if you're going to, like see if your favorite

611
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 3: celebrity is staying at the hotel, and you see that

612
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 3: somebody has signed in as hotel, that would make me

613
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: very suspicious that maybe it's not them, but at least

614
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: it deserves a little more looking at.

615
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: It's a red flag. I mean it a little bit.

616
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 2: Depends on who your favorite celebrity is. There are some

617
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: for whom Dwayne's example of the worst made up name

618
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: would throw me off the scent, and some for whom

619
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: I would be like, it's got to be them.

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00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: For Insavice, it was Cosmo Kramer.

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Speaker 4: If you think about, like if Paris Hilton signed into

622
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 4: a Hilton and it was just hil it'd be exactly

623
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: like that. Yes, Hotel is the people's last name. If

624
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 4: I saw that, I'd be like, Oh, they own this place.

625
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Right I go?

626
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 3: And then of course they're staying there. It's weirder that

627
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: I'm staying here. This is where they live.

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00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 4: This is their home, and I'm a visitor.

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00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's basically their house. Also, a bad made up

630
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 3: name to have would be a lot of vagina. U.

631
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of vagina.

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00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: That is that's what it sounds like.

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00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 2: It's actually vagina, which they clarify that. Yeah, yes, so

634
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: and so you you haven't seen this, So you haven't

635
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: seen Michael Clayton, you haven't seen Ray Donovan. Pere to

636
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: have not seen yesterday, which I watched yesterday. No, you

637
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: haven't seen now awesome power.

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00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean okay, well that's a good impression of it.

639
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: That sounds more like powers parts of it.

640
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what the lady said.

641
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 4: There all like merged into one movie in my head.

642
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is one story. I mean, it's a single story.

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00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 4: I was just like super young when it came out.

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00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, me too, so young actually I was

645
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 3: young as how to walk and talk. Oh that's so

646
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 3: crazy that you were alive when it came out.

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00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah yeah, because I only heard about it later,

648
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: just recently.

649
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 4: Actually, I didn't know that he was not an actor,

650
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 4: Like I thought that like that was like he was

651
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 4: playing like a version of himself. And then I realized

652
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 4: that that was an actor playing a character. Yeah, like wow,

653
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 4: I thought this was a documentary. This is crazy. Yeah

654
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 4: yeah yeah me.

655
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Speaker 1: Too, me too, I thought it. I was like so

656
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: young that I didn't know what a movie was.

657
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 4: Beyonce was in it, and I was like, oh, this

658
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 4: is like a like a whole thing, and then I

659
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 4: was like she was playing a character, and I was

660
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: like she shouldn't act.

661
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Speaker 3: So I like when I watched it, I was like

662
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 3: kind of a little baby, and so when it went away,

663
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Speaker 3: I didn't remember that it was happened, that it ever happened,

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00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 3: and I thought it like didn't exist anymore, like when

665
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: it wasn't on the screen. So that was just like

666
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 3: a funny like misconception I had when I object.

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00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had started watching it and then I actually

668
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 2: rolled over for the first time onto my tummy, and

669
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 2: then I got actually very mad that I was on

670
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: my tummy because I couldn't roll back.

671
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's mostly I remember about the movie. It's crazy.

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Speaker 4: I like remember it, but it's like kind of muffled

674
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 4: because the first time I heard it, I was inside

675
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 4: of my mother's womb. Yeah, and I was like, what

676
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 4: does that sound? And I was like, oh, something, somebody's

677
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 4: saying shag, But it was yeah.

678
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: Could that be? I mean they say like parents like

679
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 3: should like listen to Mozart or whatever to make their

680
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 3: baby's part. Could that be why you're so funny funny

681
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 3: in comedy now is that there was a pair of.

682
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: Bo's headphones on your mother's belly and she was blasting

683
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: Austin powers into her womb.

684
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't. Wow. I didn't realize that was my

685
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 4: order story until right now, and I'm obsessed.

686
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: Best and worst made up there this sclars. Yeah, that's right,

687
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: that's the best. The best one is and the worst

688
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: one is Jason's.

689
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I thought he was just saying stars and they'd

690
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 4: being like, let me throw in at an extra k.

691
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh and it l m hmm. Well because he didn't

692
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: say scars.

693
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 4: He said scars. Yeah, it sounds like stars, but sclars.

694
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 4: Oh oh, but you.

695
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: Were throwing an extra k, but you didn't account.

696
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 4: For the l. It was silent and very much no. No,

697
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 4: but there there's like audibly silent letters and then silently Yeah.

698
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 2: This this is the kind of stand up comedy that

699
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 2: I came here.

700
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 4: This is not comedy. This is the fact that Ted talk.

701
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: This is shampoo.

702
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

703
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 3: Okay, So for this new topic, we've been playing around

704
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: in the sandbox and now we're going to go to

705
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 3: the freaking beach where they're sad as far as so, yeah,

706
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: I can see to play around in the category is

707
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 3: technology sucks?

708
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: It's more general, isn't it. Yes, yeah, yeah, and.

709
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 3: We already did Google stuff and that is part of technology.

710
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 3: So people know yes, as you said, we've been in Firefox.

711
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: We did a lot with that.

712
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, too much.

713
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 3: Wow. So that's that's a lot of technology. But is

714
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 3: there like other stuff.

715
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 4: I have a bit called technology Suck, which is crazy.

716
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 4: This is insane, This is getting weird.

717
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: This is getting really.

718
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: About my ex boyfriend whose name was Technology. He was

719
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 4: a rapper, and it pretty much had the same premise though,

720
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 4: where I was like, yeah, he's always using his phone,

721
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 4: he doesn't listen to GPS. It would be like, go

722
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 4: right and he'd be like, I'm not listening to this

723
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 4: and he'll go left. You know, crazy things. Yeah, It's

724
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 4: it's insane that, like our lives are so parallel.

725
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the guy weird for you. When you hear

726
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 3: the song Ao Technology, those are two people that you know,

727
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: I mean the like the name is not pronounced correctly

728
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 3: in Io's case, yes, but it is spelled the exact

729
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 3: same way. Yes.

730
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 4: And that's also how I used to call to him,

731
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 4: Ao Technology, Come give me a scone.

732
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 3: Okay, now okay, I just want to go back into

733
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 3: like like picking apart how this relationship ended. If the

734
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 3: kind of communication you're having is telling him to get

735
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,959
Speaker 3: you a scone, is.

736
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 4: We were fancy people. Okay, we try out a lot.

737
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 4: We love a hard biscuit.

738
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

739
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 4: And it it ended because unfortunately technology was using technology wrong.

740
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: Your met how I said, he didne this into GPS.

741
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: He did run off a bridge, and he has passed

742
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 4: a rip. He's up there with my witch grandma. Okay,

743
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 4: but yeah, I mean I I learned so much about

744
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 4: myself in that relationship.

745
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: Of course, watching him drive up a bridge, you know,

746
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: he ran I didn't see him ran off.

747
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: Okay, I wasn't there. That would be very traumatic and

748
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 4: I don't think I would be able to be talking

749
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 4: about it.

750
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 3: Yes, saw it, Yeah, but no one was saying you

751
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 3: were that. You keep saying that you weren't there and

752
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: that you didn't see.

753
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 4: It, and yeah, I was not. I have I know

754
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 4: exactly and.

755
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 2: If you had seen it, or even if you had caused.

756
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 4: It, you wouldn't Yeah.

757
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't be able to talk about it, as

758
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: we have.

759
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 4: Four affidavits that say that I was exactly where I

760
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 4: was at the time.

761
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: Wow. So yeah, so just even talking about it basically.

762
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 4: Proves you didn't do it because I'm emotionally sound in

763
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 4: body of mind. Therefore, I have a clean conscience.

764
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: I guess now that you mentioned it. Hearing that somebody

765
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 3: ran off a bridge because they were using the GPS incorrect, right, Yeah,

766
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 3: that's nuts to me.

767
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 4: I know as I pictured on PCP.

768
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: Okay, as I picture it, unfortunately, it looks extremely funny.

769
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: As I picture that happening. The bad news is it

770
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: looks hilariously funny.

771
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it is sort of a wily coyote type

772
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: thing where he gets four or five steps off the

773
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 2: bridge before looking down and realizing like, wait a minute.

774
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, and that awareness drags him down to.

775
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 4: His glasses stays up, but his body falls.

776
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's too bad, Sam, Sam, technology sucks past two

777
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: of four.

778
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh, we're giving you so much time. Yeah.

779
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 3: Do you just at the when you just hear the topic,

780
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 3: are you saying, Okay, I've got to use a pass

781
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 3: on this one.

782
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: Past three or four.

783
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 3: That is no, not allowed. You're not allowed to pass

784
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 3: on just a normal question. You're gonna use up your

785
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 3: last one fast forward.

786
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 2: You have to answer everything you could have just done

787
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: some about like Discmand's or something.

788
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 3: The next comedy video that we found for the original

789
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 3: Dwayne Perkins is football players.

790
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: And we could almost combine this with the next one,

791
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: couldn't we Yes, sports aren't for everyone.

792
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 1: H two topics so they could connect.

793
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 4: I would say, this is probably the one topic I

794
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 4: don't have.

795
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 3: Oh you do not have.

796
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 4: But like, now that I hear about it, I'm so

797
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 4: upset that I don't.

798
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was sitting right there and say sports

799
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: are for everyone.

800
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I used to play football. Yeah, football players,

801
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 4: I have connection. Like I could talk about myself and

802
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 4: I really missed out and I could have got I

803
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 4: could have really expanded my fan base if I would

804
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 4: have just really hit sports hard.

805
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 3: And this is something that people are searching for, just

806
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 3: for like SEO stuff. Just people are being like, oh,

807
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 3: what's the football players?

808
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, My bit is, uh, hey, you think the

809
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 2: other guys are jealous of the shoal teams?

810
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: What makes them so special?

811
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 2: I do that for twenty five minutes. I go imagine

812
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 2: walking in and they go, oh, well you go over here,

813
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 2: you're not with the special teams?

814
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: Hey, what makes them so special?

815
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 3: You know?

816
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: And I do that for twenty five minutes.

817
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 4: I used to do this bit where I went when

818
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 4: I was lamp for about I was a running back

819
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 4: and I'd be like, I'm a running back and then

820
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 4: I like, oh, no, my back, I gotta catch it,

821
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 4: and everybody would be like dying laughing.

822
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, your back is running away.

823
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 4: Yes, you get it, because running back my physical back.

824
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 4: And I'd like, oh no, in my back and I

825
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 4: crumble like I didn't have a spine. Yeah, yeah, because

826
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 4: I was pretty flexible. Yeah I was.

827
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was quarterback.

828
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: A quarterback. I was a quarterback, and I'll go, where's the

829
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 2: other three quarters of my back?

830
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: Where's the rest of it?

831
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 4: And then when I would play receiver, I'd be like,

832
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 4: is your cable doing well? Because I was pretending to

833
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 4: be a cable.

834
00:42:59,120 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: Is your cable?

835
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 3: I did to?

836
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, I did that to That was so funny.

837
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: I was a line.

838
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 2: I was, it's this strike, here's a line.

839
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: No, I did that as well.

840
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 3: Damn uh.

841
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 8: In middle school, Ryan Longwell, the Packers kicker. His name

842
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 8: was in the phone book and we called him once

843
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 8: and yelled at him, and then the police came to

844
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 8: our house. What did you say, Oh, we just told

845
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 8: him he was awful because he'd missed a kick. His

846
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 8: name was in the phone book in Wisconsin.

847
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 3: Oh that's not okay, to.

848
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 8: Do the police came to our house. Who's we Yeah,

849
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 8: me and my brother Jake.

850
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 4: I was he was gonna say me and my parents.

851
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, next one, Yeah, picking your friends? Yeah,

852
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: I have an interesting way into this one.

853
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you say the first part, I say,

854
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: picking your friends?

855
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 3: No, do you do?

856
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: We have the same way? Okay, yeah, I go. I've noticed.

857
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 2: I go, well, you can pick your nose, and you

858
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: could pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

859
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 3: What what is funny to you?

860
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah?

861
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 4: If not?

862
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 3: So this is my question?

863
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: If that if I'd love to zero in because I

864
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 2: feel like I'm actually getting further away from the bull's eye.

865
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 3: Uh huh that does nothing for you?

866
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 4: No?

867
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 3: Well okay, so like so now we're back on the

868
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 3: like what have you seen?

869
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 2: Like?

870
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: What if that?

871
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: What cracked you up?

872
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 2: Because you didn't appear to really know Austin powers. You

873
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 2: certainly hadn't seen yesterday which I saw yesterday.

874
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: You Sean did his whole I did the bit about

875
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: like the that he does for twenty five minutes.

876
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: Special teams especial twenty minutes which what makes them so special?

877
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: Nothing?

878
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 4: I was not affected by it now.

879
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, is your your We have had the issue before

880
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: where people's headphones were not on.

881
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, are you hearing what we're Yeah? I hear it.

882
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 4: It's just not And what's.

883
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: What's making okay?

884
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? So that I get crack to my question, like,

885
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 3: what does work for you?

886
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: Tell me something makes you laugh, and then I'll and

887
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: I'll fucking do it. Man, I'll do anything for you.

888
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: It's hard to say.

889
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 4: Uh, comedy doesn't come from laughter, okay, from clap price

890
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 4: And I'm in a studio and I can't clap.

891
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 2: So ah, Yes, you want something that you strongly agree with?

892
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 4: Yes, not something that tickles me that feels like an

893
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 4: invasion of privacy. I humor is very personal to me.

894
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 4: So if I give you a laugh, I feel like

895
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 4: I'm giving you a part of my soul. That's just

896
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 4: harder to get. But if you say anything I vaguely

897
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 4: agree with, I will be like, okay, clap, clap, clap.

898
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: I a comedy to you is championing equal pay.

899
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 4: If I agreed with that.

900
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 2: If you no, that's a bad example, bad example.

901
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 4: I do agree. I bad agree with equal pay if

902
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 4: you're right, bad example, white man, she could paid less

903
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 4: than everybody else.

904
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 7: Too.

905
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we and Sean and I are actually living that, yes,

906
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 3: with this podcast, and we are following bad example, and

907
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 3: we are.

908
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,479
Speaker 1: Being paid less than everyone else. Good.

909
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 4: That is called being an ally.

910
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 3: And every year we refuse to accept more money, we

911
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 3: have heard this increases.

912
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 4: Here's what you need to know. It is you are

913
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 4: doing a great job and accepting that. If you ever

914
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 4: talk about it, you do become a white savior, so

915
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 4: you can never bring it up.

916
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: I wouldn't hate that, and I didn't and edit that

917
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: out Sam like we always do.

918
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 4: But thank you so much. Your duty is noted. I

919
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 4: would tell the rest of my black friends.

920
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: I'd like to skip this one because then the last

921
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: three are really juicy and it's a nice little end

922
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: run and win or go home.

923
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: I got nothing for it. It feels like sports again.

924
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: Where is Wyoming?

925
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 2: Can you talk about your where is Wyoming?

926
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: Bit?

927
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 4: I know it's because I have a thing called a map,

928
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: and you can just like be like, oh, there it is.

929
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 4: And once I found it, it's very hard to forget

930
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 4: because it's only fifty states and two of them are

931
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 4: not even like connected, so.

932
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 3: So that really narrows it down.

933
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really you know, it's not one of those yeah,

934
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 4: and you know it's not on this you're yeah, and

935
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 4: so you're like, Okay, it's not Illinois, it's not Alabama,

936
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 4: it's not in California, it's not North Dakota. You just

937
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 4: like go down the list and you see where where

938
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 4: it's not, and then you'll realize, like if you are

939
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 4: coloring in a map and you're like, here's all the

940
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 4: other ones. Once you fill in the rest of them,

941
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 4: there's gonna be a blank space. And that is where

942
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 4: wyoming is.

943
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: Process of elimination.

944
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 3: Okay, the next one.

945
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: Next one is creep gauge.

946
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 4: The creep gauge, oh, like a gauge of creepiness. If

947
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 4: you if there is a thing where you I feel

948
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 4: like creepiness is past fail. Okay, either you are or

949
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 4: you're not.

950
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: You're not and there's not. It's not a spectrum.

951
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 4: Because once you're on the spectrum at all, you enter

952
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:12,959
Speaker 4: creep territory. So it's like either you creeping or you're not. Yes,

953
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 4: yeah m hm.

954
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: So in a way, the woman who was lovely and yesterday.

955
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: Is a creep full stop.

956
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 4: It depends on what she did and what constitutions.

957
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 2: Well, I as got friend zone to the fucking moon.

958
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: And then she's looking all horny out the window, just

959
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 2: like falling against Like as he leaves the car, she's

960
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 2: like like, just does she craving him?

961
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 4: What does she do anything to him that he didn't want?

962
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 3: Hmmm, well, he's gaslighting her.

963
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 2: She believed in him in a way where he was

964
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: trying to just finally give up music because it just

965
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 2: was not going to happen, let's face it, and she

966
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: was still pushing him to continue.

967
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 4: And then is that when he started doing Beatles songs.

968
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: No, it's more complicated than that. Why I lost track

969
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 2: of it while watching it. At one point, Uh, it's

970
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: a man struggling singer songwriter. He's about to finally give

971
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: up and stop chasing his dream and just go back

972
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: to teaching, which in the movie is sort of the

973
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: lowest thing you can.

974
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 3: Do, I mean.

975
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 2: And then it is he is riding his bike home

976
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: there is a worldwide blackout, the entire planet, even the

977
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: Eiffel Tower blacks out, and they show you and that

978
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 2: you're saying, wait a minute, what everything is going dark?

979
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 2: And then you go, oh, yes, even the Eiffel Tower

980
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: and then during the blackout, obviously stoplights are out, and

981
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 2: so is everyone's headlights for some reason, because the bus

982
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 2: has which I assume that's on a different grid than

983
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: like the Eiffel Tower, for instance, but it's not, so

984
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: he can't see the bus coming. He goes through the intersection,

985
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: he gets hit by the bus. He gets two of

986
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 2: his teeth knocked out.

987
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: They talk about it so much.

988
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: Him needing teeth and his teeth being knocked out that

989
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 2: it almost seems like it may have been important at

990
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 2: the end of the movie.

991
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: I didn't finish it that like the.

992
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 2: Fake teeth taught him Beatles song something, but at any rate,

993
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: he wakes up in the hospital. When he wakes up,

994
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 2: he immediately makes like three Beatles references in casual conversation

995
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 2: over the next two hours, all of which are met

996
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: with like the what, the who. Then he gets given

997
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 2: a guitar. Then he plays a Beatles song no one

998
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 2: has ever heard it before. They're like, that's so good.

999
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: Then he goes, oh, I'm just gonna record all the

1000
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 2: Beatles songs and relearn them all so that the world

1001
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: has them. Other stuff doesn't exist anymore, like Coca cola

1002
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 2: doesn't exist. I didn't get to well explain that. The

1003
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: weirdest one to me is cigarettes don't exist.

1004
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: Huh.

1005
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: This sounds like propaganda.

1006
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 2: Oasis doesn't exist, which you go, Okay, they're saying there Beatle, Yes,

1007
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 2: I get that.

1008
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: But also he's searching for music.

1009
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 2: This was really crazy to be he he goes the Beatles,

1010
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: it's not there.

1011
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: He's arches the Rolling Stones. It is there. He goes, Okay, good,

1012
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: he's which is the next thing? He beatles Rolling Stones.

1013
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: The third thing he searches is Childish Gambino.

1014
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 4: Is he there?

1015
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: He's there, and he goes, oh, thank god, Donald. He

1016
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: says that, yes. Wow, that in a way.

1017
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 3: Is like a commiment to art. He was on our show.

1018
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: Yes, he was on our show.

1019
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 3: He's a friend, so we're in the movie.

1020
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 1: In a way, he's a friend. And I don't think

1021
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: if he's.

1022
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 2: Saying that he's not the third biggest musical act of

1023
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 2: all time after the Rolling Stones.

1024
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 3: He did our podcast in the movie. That's basically what

1025
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 3: they're saying. Does it show up? Does it show up?

1026
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: That's interesting.

1027
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 2: Even in the world of yesterday, where so much of

1028
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 2: history has been eliminated, one thing that was preserved is

1029
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: Hollywood Handbook.

1030
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: It's good to know you guys were not influenced by

1031
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 4: the Beatles. You have autonomy. Could you used to exist?

1032
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 3: Probably?

1033
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, episodes that Brett engineered would disappear. Yeah, we have

1034
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 2: an engineer, Brett who only wears Beatles shirts he wants.

1035
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: He's obsessed, Sam creep Gage, Yes, okay. And last about

1036
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: my mom.

1037
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 3: We go out on about my mom. So let's uh,

1038
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 3: what's coming up? Where can we see you?

1039
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 6: Like?

1040
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: And where can I see you?

1041
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 4: You can see me on the internet on Dwayne Perkins

1042
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 4: d e W please please? Is d e W a

1043
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 4: y n E?

1044
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: What's a way for me to remember that? Do you

1045
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 1: have a little device? Nuts? Okay?

1046
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: And he did, oh like walk straight into that.

1047
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 4: That's really how I tell people because you gotta have

1048
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 4: the d E No one.

1049
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 7: Supposed to dyeah like you have to add the yeah

1050
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 7: player d nets like d Wayne ds nets.

1051
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1052
00:52:54,640 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: So the comedy category is about my mom and go.

1053
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 4: This is crazy because I do have a bit about

1054
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 4: my mom.

1055
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: About about my mom.

1056
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, about my mom, and it's just about like how

1057
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 4: she lives, how she was born, how she exists right now,

1058
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 4: her relationship to me, our relationship towards him.

1059
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: My mom can be a little funny.

1060
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1061
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 4: My mother's great. Yeah, but her mother was a witch

1062
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 4: who had an imaginary friend, so it had an effect.

1063
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 4: My mother is not a witch. She was a game banger.

1064
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 4: At one point. My family loved labels and.

1065
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go into that a little more.

1066
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, labels tell me about that.

1067
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, like they just love to be like I am.

1068
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 4: Then you have like a blank space if you put

1069
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 4: like astronaut, I have a person in my family that

1070
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 4: is an astronaut. If you put murder, I have a

1071
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 4: family member who became a murderer. When I was in

1072
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 4: like sixth grade. It was crazy. He was my favorite

1073
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 4: cousin and then he murdered people. And then I went to

1074
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 4: school and they were like, your cousin's a murderer, And

1075
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 4: I was like, ain't that crazy? And that Zeke's comedy

1076
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 4: and that's a stand up bit. If you just finished

1077
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 4: anything with ain't that crazy, it instantly just undercuts it

1078
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 4: and then you're like, wow, it.

1079
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 3: Just ends the show.

1080
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, bye bye, waly Would Hamburg