Speaker 1: What do they think We're about to go and sell it.
Speaker 1: I just got my uterus cut. You think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be on the block, like.
Speaker 2: Just well, now you got a new pocket. The government
Speaker 2: gotta keep the eye on you.
Speaker 3: You got on the bucket.
Speaker 1: Ship, Well now you got new I love that people
Speaker 1: think we would go to that great lass.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, wait, hold on one second, and just.
Speaker 1: Go hunt, proceed, go and get the other pocket.
Speaker 4: Pick it up.
Speaker 1: Chips in your.
Speaker 5: Kuala bears are racist?
Speaker 1: The money turkey stuff. I can't tell me.
Speaker 5: Because all of me loves all of you, all your
Speaker 5: curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections. Welcome
Speaker 5: little mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of
Speaker 5: My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 5: We finally worked to prove that the lump of cold
Speaker 5: traditionally placed in a stocking is not in fact from
Speaker 5: that Eurocentric tradition, but from an African tradition where Santa
Speaker 5: Claus was black and the question was are you nasty
Speaker 5: or nice? It was not a good or bad thing.
Speaker 5: It was simply a sexual thing. And the lump of
Speaker 5: cole was meant to suggest one of Santa's big black nuts.
Speaker 3: I'm davy, boys, I'm like the government, and hey, I look,
Speaker 3: it's got a lot of complexity to it.
Speaker 5: I thought you would like it.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
Speaker 5: I really was hoping that you would enjoy that.
Speaker 3: The idea that Santa was just trying to get some
Speaker 3: pussy and.
Speaker 5: Really just more trying to give some dick.
Speaker 3: I would say, okay, fair enough, He's not as much
Speaker 3: like being a desperate man. He's trying to share the
Speaker 3: wealth with the greater community, the diaspora, if.
Speaker 5: You will, theas diasporic. And the idea of are you
Speaker 5: nasty or nice makes sense because it's like, I don't
Speaker 5: know if I have a year where I was nasty,
Speaker 5: I was not that nice, and vice versa.
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, I see that for sure. Good for you
Speaker 3: and good for Santa Claus. I'd say, yeah, I can
Speaker 3: tell our guests already has big feelings. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: mouth of gape, I would say, is the best way
Speaker 3: you can talk? We don't we joy?
Speaker 4: I was trying to be respectful of.
Speaker 3: I think I told you ahead of time, this is
Speaker 3: a bullshit, go ahead and jump in whenever.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be profession now, you know, you don't
Speaker 1: want to come in to intro. You got to do
Speaker 1: your ship up top. You know.
Speaker 4: Okay, they'll call me, we will call you, but you
Speaker 4: know yeah, yeah no, that's that's that's that, David. You're disgusting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like nastier nights. I was like, oh no, the.
Speaker 5: Children, this is this, this is grown folks Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I love it. This is Friday after Next,
Speaker 4: New Kids in Bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this center got an extra medium on. If you
Speaker 5: guys would call the film, yeah, no.
Speaker 4: I play it all the time. It's of my favorite.
Speaker 5: Don't give it the credit that it deserves for me.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Friday after Next.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very funny movie.
Speaker 4: No niggas do we love it.
Speaker 1: I think that black people we play it all the
Speaker 1: time like it's like for some people, it's a wonderful life.
Speaker 4: It's Friday Afternoon.
Speaker 3: I will say, Uh, it was a really impressive third film,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Yeah, because the first one
Speaker 3: obviously is like amazing. Second one ain't that great. But
Speaker 3: we can talk about that.
Speaker 4: Slander all the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dead ass. I think it's Secondly, what are.
Speaker 5: You talking about?
Speaker 4: Absolutely and pink.
Speaker 5: What I think it's got.
Speaker 3: Listen, I think the second one, that's what a lot
Speaker 3: of second albums have, where it's got like big hits.
Speaker 3: But I don't think that if if you just watch
Speaker 3: it top to bottom, you're like, this is killing all
Speaker 3: the way through.
Speaker 1: It. I could see, Okay, Dave, I could see his point.
Speaker 1: Out of all the three, the second one being the
Speaker 1: weakest link.
Speaker 3: It's let's agree on that.
Speaker 5: Else. Okay, your third kid didn't go to the NBA.
Speaker 5: He's still in accountry.
Speaker 3: And I like him less and I like him less,
Speaker 3: that's my point.
Speaker 4: And you and to know that you're a father, this
Speaker 4: is very This is very.
Speaker 3: Affirm I like my NBA player sons more is my point.
Speaker 3: I don't love him less. I know that he adds
Speaker 3: to the greater story. But come on, bro, you ain't
Speaker 3: You ain't getting me tickets every week?
Speaker 5: This is what do you want for me? I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna hold you. That is probably a very accurate assessment
Speaker 5: on what would happen.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I love I think ice Cube broke stars.
Speaker 1: So I was very grateful, like the first one. We
Speaker 1: were able to get so many like Chris Tucker, Debo,
Speaker 1: Big Worm, you know, so many, even djool yeah, even
Speaker 1: Miss Parker like Nil Nil Long.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so many iconic characters. And it was her name, apologize.
Speaker 1: She was a Mama prou family, you know, she was
Speaker 1: doing with the braids that came in. So yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just and then Pops, you know, Anna Maria Harson.
Speaker 1: It was just he Broke Stars. And I think each film,
Speaker 1: obviously I'm bias because I'm from la born and raised,
Speaker 1: but each film I think was the accurate depiction of
Speaker 1: what it's like growing up here. And I think it's
Speaker 1: important that niggas who are from here, if you're from
Speaker 1: that specific area, that's why you should tell it, you know,
Speaker 1: versus somebody outside of the club that you know just
Speaker 1: is kind of like echoing whiteness and black ass stereotypes.
Speaker 3: I don't ever know that I I thought of it,
Speaker 3: and this is beautiful to hear. I say this not
Speaker 3: with any judgment. I never considered that it was meant
Speaker 3: to be like as much of an homage to La
Speaker 3: as you're sort of like centering it a movie, or
Speaker 3: like you just think it's one hundred percent in La movie.
Speaker 3: I just never thought that that was his instinct.
Speaker 4: It might not have been.
Speaker 1: It might not have been because when you see interviews
Speaker 1: like Chris Tucker even said this ship ain't gonna fucking
Speaker 1: go this fuck Big Worm has done interviews Face on
Speaker 1: Love let me call him his actual name, Face on
Speaker 1: Love is in many air you can call that.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we had some I know we
Speaker 4: have some face.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: I don't want to at the airport work at the airport.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think he's done many interviews when he's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, we didn't know what was gonna do.
Speaker 1: Everybody's just like, yeah, this script, like it's gonna come out,
Speaker 1: like we'll see what happened. So I don't even think
Speaker 1: ice Q was like, oh, this is homage. But I
Speaker 1: think if you're making something about where you're from, it
Speaker 1: may not even be on a conscious level.
Speaker 4: But you are.
Speaker 1: It's because it was so rooted in LA culture, because
Speaker 1: it was so authentic to our experience, we can't help
Speaker 1: but to see it as that. I could definitely see
Speaker 1: other people that are not from that they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't get that perspective, you know. And for me
Speaker 1: when I watched South Side, it's like, oh yeah, this
Speaker 1: shit is just funny. But niggas from the shot, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, this is really what it is. Like we're
Speaker 1: so grateful we see ourselves, which is why representation is
Speaker 1: so important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool when I think people are able, and
Speaker 3: it is. It's one of my bigger frustrations with what
Speaker 3: the Internet is doing right now, where it takes away
Speaker 3: some of like the regional nature of culture, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like it used to be when a
Speaker 3: Chicago rapper came out, you knew that was a Chicago
Speaker 3: rapper and La rapper, Yeah exactly. It was dressed ridiculous,
Speaker 3: and and he seemed like he was like five years
Speaker 3: behind everybody else. But the point is, I think there's
Speaker 3: a now this regional washing where like everybody sounds like everybody,
Speaker 3: and I miss the time when like we sort of
Speaker 3: like had these these sub sects of culture that that
Speaker 3: almost seemed like they never even met each other, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Well, that's why Kendrick had to remind you, niggas not
Speaker 4: like us.
Speaker 1: And even that little snippet broccoli before that, it's just
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, but that's the thing Kendrick. He was
Speaker 1: on this song called Do Yo Gutta, which you guys
Speaker 1: probably don't know, but it's a very West Coast song.
Speaker 1: And this was about twenty thirteen, so this was post
Speaker 1: overly dedicated right free good Kid mat City. So that's
Speaker 1: like one of the only times that and I will
Speaker 1: say the Rip remix that we heard him like really
Speaker 1: be on some super duper la West Coast shit. But
Speaker 1: he has it in him and we know that. But
Speaker 1: I think that's why I think there's a lot of
Speaker 1: discourse about Kendrick doing that because he's just like, yes, Drake,
Speaker 1: what is your sound, what is your culture?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 4: And I will say, as a Drake fan, the veil
Speaker 4: was lifted. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: It didn't even occur to me that this nigga was
Speaker 1: biten Atlanta, South Memphis out like Houston, Cadillac Music, Screw Chapter.
Speaker 1: It didn't even dawn on me. So I was like, this,
Speaker 1: this nigga's from Tarrock. You're right, because why yeah, what
Speaker 1: said when Kencher said keep making me dance away my
Speaker 1: hands and it won't be no threat, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just do the dance shit.
Speaker 3: Like He's like His first best song was called Houston
Speaker 3: Lanta Vegas.
Speaker 4: I'm not that bright, Like it just missed me. It
Speaker 4: was like twenty ten best I ever had.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a I wasn't a degrassy fan, so I
Speaker 1: didn't know that Nigga was in a wheelchair and all that.
Speaker 1: So all all Heartbreak Drake was my first introduction, like
Speaker 1: Drake Grammy nominated with no album out, you know, Like
Speaker 1: that's how I met him, and so early twenties, you know,
Speaker 1: business casual in the club.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, this was and I think,
Speaker 3: if I may, I think we also were in an
Speaker 3: era where we didn't ask for that kind of accountability
Speaker 3: from our rappers. It was just like, oh, that's a
Speaker 3: that shit hit. So he probably was in that strip
Speaker 3: club in Houston that you.
Speaker 5: Also didn't phase in. I feel like in a major
Speaker 5: way till later, right, Yeah, like the Toronto Roadman, all
Speaker 5: that type. He didn't like at first. It was just
Speaker 5: like I'm so young and it was so hard. Yeah, yeah, four,
Speaker 5: I'm going to open mics like yo, I know, way
Speaker 5: too many people are here.
Speaker 3: Life break.
Speaker 4: So successful. I got seventeen bad bitches in here.
Speaker 3: Who am I gonna chew mom, but my mom gets
Speaker 3: sad sometimes. Yeah, that's just really what he was rapping about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it feels like I got all these bad bitches, but
Speaker 3: I worry about my mama.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like our intro to him.
Speaker 1: So with this whole beef, that's why I think it's
Speaker 1: bigger than Kendrick and Drake. It's about like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: about culture vultures. It's like, Nigga, you met your daddy
Speaker 1: at thirty five, like he met his daddy late in
Speaker 1: the game. Your daddy's from Memphis, you're not. You didn't
Speaker 1: spend every summer in Memphis. Like so it's interesting. And
Speaker 1: I think I think because Drake would just never he
Speaker 1: just kept going back. He probably would have wanted people
Speaker 1: like you know what, Kendrick, You're right, he should have
Speaker 1: went on live and be like, I fucked up, you know,
Speaker 1: like I actually you're correct. But he's just like doubling
Speaker 1: down and you keep putting him corn rows and their
Speaker 1: little white boy's braids, just messing up his whole scout,
Speaker 1: just his poor little temples.
Speaker 3: Now here's what I'll say. And I'm with you on
Speaker 3: almost all of what you're saying, But I I do
Speaker 3: respect him braiding Adonis's hair. I think you got to
Speaker 3: give that kid something cool or else.
Speaker 5: Or else.
Speaker 3: That is a victim you're raising because that is an
Speaker 3: odd looking little boy, and you got to give him
Speaker 3: a signature in some kind of way.
Speaker 4: But you know that Sexy Reds did all the braids,
Speaker 4: and then Drake came in midpoint. It was like, get
Speaker 4: the shot. He is not partying that hair, he is
Speaker 4: not taking that shine.
Speaker 5: I'm not mad that the dad can't break hair.
Speaker 3: That's my daughter leaves the house looking gorgeous every day.
Speaker 3: I don't touch it. I don't help at all. So
Speaker 3: but you gotta do something to save that little odd
Speaker 3: looking boy. And I think braids is the best alternative.
Speaker 3: I think he's also got him in basketball camps. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but you gotta build character with that little weird look.
Speaker 4: Listen, listen as.
Speaker 1: Soon as as soon as the donas gets a certain age,
Speaker 1: I promise you, if it's not already now, they're gonna say,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 4: The braids? Every time he steps on, he's gonna have
Speaker 4: he's gonna have a hard time.
Speaker 3: I think, I think, and we should intro you at
Speaker 3: some point. I think the I think the biggest victim
Speaker 3: of this beef who has gone unrecognized up to this
Speaker 3: point is a Donais Graham. I don't think that.
Speaker 4: I do feel for that little boy.
Speaker 1: I do feel because he was catching strays when people,
Speaker 1: like when Meet the Grahams came out, some people didn't
Speaker 1: like it. But I'm a big competitor, like like Draymond,
Speaker 1: I have issues with him, but the passion I just love.
Speaker 5: He's so basketball. You don't have to explain it over.
Speaker 4: I just I just love the passion.
Speaker 1: So when Meet the Grahams, it's like, yes, this is competitive,
Speaker 1: he's trying to win. But I do think that the
Speaker 1: baby is, you know, innocent. He didn't ask to be here.
Speaker 1: And I just think that it's racist, is weird, It's complicated,
Speaker 1: it's it's difficult. So I feel like Drake just wants
Speaker 1: to have it so bad and it's like your poor,
Speaker 1: you have a white son.
Speaker 5: That little he's living.
Speaker 3: A literal nightmare, so desperately to be seen as like
Speaker 3: the realist Nigga alive and he's raising a white child.
Speaker 1: But was that?
Speaker 5: What was that? The space people were holding for Drake
Speaker 5: was not even a R and B that's what I
Speaker 5: liked about him, But that's liked about himself. What makes
Speaker 5: it so hard.
Speaker 1: I also think that he's he reminds me of old
Speaker 1: niggas that start wearing shoes with charms.
Speaker 4: You know, like they're just trying to It's just like
Speaker 4: it's just you say that to me, but it hurt,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just too many l V with
Speaker 1: different colors on the backpack, you know, like it's just
Speaker 1: fighting for you.
Speaker 4: It's just like Drake.
Speaker 1: I think he's knocking on forty or he is forty,
Speaker 1: and it's like, Nigga, that's not old.
Speaker 4: But you are not a spring chicken. Like it's okay to.
Speaker 5: Dress exactly like Dip said did when you were in
Speaker 5: high school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Then not in a way that feels wavy. It feels like, listen,
Speaker 5: we've all thought about it. I'm thirty seven. I've thought about,
Speaker 5: Oh I got some money, maybe I get the pink.
Speaker 5: But then you don't because you know, but.
Speaker 4: Then you don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have people who love you.
Speaker 3: You don't gotta do that.
Speaker 5: You ain't got it. It doesn't have to be like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what the ira is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Ira, I need to call Jeff after this call.
Speaker 1: I just found a business text return this morning.
Speaker 4: Black.
Speaker 1: Absolutely no, But yeah, I think that he's he's living
Speaker 1: a life that isn't reflective of you know, his I
Speaker 1: think he's still out here.
Speaker 4: You know, I got two bad bitches in the club,
Speaker 4: you know. I think it's just you're.
Speaker 1: Dressing like Shmino, someone half your age, like you know,
Speaker 1: he did a little. So I just think like it
Speaker 1: might be a reckoning of like who am I? Not
Speaker 1: to take it there, but it might be like who
Speaker 1: am I?
Speaker 4: What am I now in this thing? I'm too old
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: The young nigga in the I'm not little yachty, right,
Speaker 1: but I'm not jay Z right, Like you're not fifties
Speaker 1: in a walking club. So it's just kind of like
Speaker 1: where do I fall? So it might be a reckoning
Speaker 1: of like identity of like who am I trying to?
Speaker 5: Definitely, I think that was always the issue, right. I
Speaker 5: think that's why even within his responses, he just tried to,
Speaker 5: like towards the end, he tried to parrot kendricks style,
Speaker 5: which is ultimately what he does with everything, And that's
Speaker 5: why it didn't worry prove.
Speaker 1: Me the point, right, like proving the point. And it's
Speaker 1: just like, but I love just he said. Kendrick said,
Speaker 1: I like Drake with the melodies. Listen, he said, and
Speaker 1: he said, everything with me is blessed. I still want
Speaker 1: you to see success like couse, just like listen, just
Speaker 1: keep making.
Speaker 4: Me dance, wave my hands.
Speaker 1: It will be leave me alone, this little five seven
Speaker 1: niggas leave him alone alone, and it's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: And I really do uh, I really do think he
Speaker 3: wakes up every morning with deep, deep regret that he
Speaker 3: was like he was wild and he was being like
Speaker 3: where you at? You ain't responded? Yeah, he was coming
Speaker 3: with a lot of energy.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I genuine believe Kendrick has five more. But
Speaker 1: Top was like, let him live.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're seeing somebody get their ass beat
Speaker 1: or I don't know where y'all grew up, but I've witnessed.
Speaker 1: I grew up in the other So I've seen many
Speaker 1: of fights and I've seen many a homegirls and I'm
Speaker 1: just like Lisa, that's it, Like yeah, to pull her off,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you got it.
Speaker 4: There's blood everywhere.
Speaker 3: Why, that's why he's that Dave.
Speaker 4: That was perfect.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I didn't mean to talk about Kendrick and Drake.
Speaker 1: I'm just the biggest Kendrick Frian. Obviously, I'm from LA so.
Speaker 5: Let me to get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very obvious who you chose this.
Speaker 5: We listen, we all have we all have friends from
Speaker 5: Los Angeles. Everybody's text messages has been blowing up two
Speaker 5: much the last month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think maybe we can relax on a few things.
Speaker 5: Oh no, we're girls from very excited Tommy.
Speaker 4: I listened to the pop out at six am.
Speaker 3: I know not good.
Speaker 5: That is not good.
Speaker 4: I was there. I was there, and me and DJ
Speaker 4: Muster went to high school together, so I had to
Speaker 4: like love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he used to actually when they took out all
Speaker 1: the fruitopia and top ramen and tried to make us
Speaker 1: be healthy, he was slanging like gushers and capricans, like
Speaker 1: always been a hustler when.
Speaker 5: He was like four. Maybe one of the better sentences
Speaker 5: anybody's ever said on this podcast.
Speaker 3: You know, my favorite part of the sentence is, uh
Speaker 3: is how you pronounced gushers.
Speaker 6: That's fucking disgusting, that's foul you say it.
Speaker 3: That's the way the commercial said it.
Speaker 5: That is, you made it nasty.
Speaker 3: You treated it like.
Speaker 4: Nasty, Missus Clause, how about that?
Speaker 5: All right? There we go, There we go, There we go.
Speaker 3: Our guest today claims to be missus Claus. We we
Speaker 3: cannot confirm or Tony, but she she's wonderful. You've already
Speaker 3: heard her voice for probably our entire first break. She's
Speaker 3: an actress. She's a comedian and improper, a sketch perform
Speaker 3: all the cool Ship, a writer. You know her from
Speaker 3: from her her group or her show Rather Ragged Edge
Speaker 3: R and B comedy show that you can check out.
Speaker 3: She also is responsible for who made the Potato Salad,
Speaker 3: a sketch comedy and community resource hub for black and
Speaker 3: brown people. She is so talented. We're so happy she's here.
Speaker 3: Give it up for X myle.
Speaker 1: Of God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we talked about this before we were recording,
Speaker 3: but this is maybe the longest, hardest fought booking we've
Speaker 3: ever had. This was supposed to happen all the way
Speaker 3: back in January. It did not end. Through a very series,
Speaker 3: I would say, vast series of mishaps. We have continued
Speaker 3: to struggle to book this, but we're so happy that
Speaker 3: you finally are making it on.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I wanted to book it.
Speaker 1: It was always like when and I was so grateful
Speaker 1: that you guys were still down, But yeah, I got COVID,
Speaker 1: you know, I take care of my brother, and then
Speaker 1: I had deadlines and then David got booked and it
Speaker 1: was like it was a bunch.
Speaker 4: But I was like, I want to make this happen.
Speaker 1: I saw you guys live show and you guys, you
Speaker 1: guys came in My girl counts Vine and we'll discuss that.
Speaker 5: Matt. I was on the side of it. I think
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Zach Fox and I and listen, you
Speaker 1: know Za Zach Fox wanted to smash so yeah, really
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 3: And I'll say this, I'll say this, I have no regrets.
Speaker 3: I still maintain exactly what I felt. The fact that
Speaker 3: you seem to be coming in with this threatening energy
Speaker 3: doesn't scare me one fucking bit. I'll stand behind my ship.
Speaker 3: If you thought for a second you were going to
Speaker 3: go off about ken drinking, gang culture and I was
Speaker 3: going to back off, no, no, only one light skinned
Speaker 3: man is gonna die this year and it ain't gonna
Speaker 3: be man.
Speaker 5: Go let's go.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: You are a bad bitch. You are a bad bitch.
Speaker 4: Like I said, I should have known you would energy.
Speaker 5: I also stand behind my statement Countess Vawn any day.
Speaker 4: Week Wow, I know today Tyler an icon.
Speaker 5: Come on, I was so surprised at that. Were you
Speaker 5: not a Molisha Man? Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: I did like Moisia c uh, that is a good question.
Speaker 3: Shar Jackson, shar Jackson. I did think Shark Jackson was bad.
Speaker 4: She's beautiful.
Speaker 3: She's definitely the batter of Mosha's friends. If we're going
Speaker 3: down the list, apparently some people, okay, some people enemy.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it a Wasn't it a fucking Beyonce cousin?
Speaker 1: No? Uh no, Bianca, you might be thinking of a
Speaker 1: different one. I think it was Reagan Gomez Preston from
Speaker 1: barhoo Oo.
Speaker 5: I loved, I love, I love, I love the Parenthood.
Speaker 4: I love the Pearhood too. Parenthood was my ship that
Speaker 4: w B block The Iconic.
Speaker 5: Show, Yeah, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Fox Show, Wayne's Brothers. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: They casted those shows back then with no plans of
Speaker 3: proving that those people were related. You know what I mean,
Speaker 3: they just would if you were black, you could be
Speaker 3: in the family. Robert look alike.
Speaker 5: Robert Townsend had a dark skin. He had a light skin.
Speaker 5: And I'm pretty sure of Puerto Rican. Her last name
Speaker 5: is Gomez.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Reagan Gomez Preston. She was brownskin. Reagan was
Speaker 1: a browskin girl. She was a part of that era
Speaker 1: of iconic nineties black women that I love. It was
Speaker 1: like Maya Campbell Campbell, Reagan Gomez, Preston, shar Jackson, Halle Berry,
Speaker 1: Oh Neil, you know.
Speaker 5: Next to.
Speaker 3: Put a little star next to that man.
Speaker 1: Problematic, okay, you know one likes you know what, You're
Speaker 1: not gonna give counters her flowers and that's okay.
Speaker 4: List and that's okay. She was a star.
Speaker 3: Was objectively as.
Speaker 5: She did. You see when they were on the couch flirting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, come on, he had he had
Speaker 3: to be there. So he was like, yeah, I'll sing
Speaker 3: with your baby, come on.
Speaker 6: He wasn't like, you know, it was like, we gotta
Speaker 6: get in the studio. He doesn't, he doesn't hurt us, Countess, counts,
Speaker 6: we gotta get this recorded for my next album. He
Speaker 6: was just like, no, I'm here.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Is the troll Let me see I forget you said
Speaker 4: trolls yes.
Speaker 3: Troll or not, we're here today to discuss.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: You came to us with a conspiracy theory that that
Speaker 3: it's heavy, and I don't even know that we're gonna
Speaker 3: have enough time to jump into very much about it.
Speaker 3: But I'm excited.
Speaker 4: I don't remember which one I sent.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is exciting. So you're gonna find out as
Speaker 3: we find out.
Speaker 4: I like you.
Speaker 5: I thought this was a very good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a really good one. We got excited.
Speaker 3: But you said, my mama told me the government is
Speaker 3: planting fitting off in the street drugs because they want
Speaker 3: us to use the dispensaries and pay that high tax.
Speaker 3: Stay off the damn we duh, you're going crazy.
Speaker 5: I just gotta keep going. Yes, I.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: That is my conspiracy theory. I think that having family
Speaker 1: members and friends that are of the gang community, we
Speaker 1: consuming entrepreneurial.
Speaker 4: Entrepreneurial spirit. Thank you, David. Listen, you're gonna be my
Speaker 4: key witness. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I knowing that and just being like, hey, things are
Speaker 1: changing in my weed, like people you know, passing out.
Speaker 1: Things are happening amongst them, people that are on the ground.
Speaker 1: It kind of supports this conspiracy theory. That I have that.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I mean, they put crack in the
Speaker 1: community in their like I'm so, it's just like it's
Speaker 1: not really far fetched to believe that they would be
Speaker 1: doing that. They also don't give a fuck about us,
Speaker 1: so us dying is to their benefit.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I could just I just I don't know
Speaker 4: how it's happening. I don't know what they're doing. I
Speaker 4: don't know how they're undercover what's happening.
Speaker 1: But my conspiracy there is about that because also to
Speaker 1: there are people that have given like their testimonies and
Speaker 1: stuff on Instagram, like Yo, my Brooklyn connect his weed
Speaker 1: has been like this, like what's going on? Have y'all
Speaker 1: heard anything? So then I started seeing that a few times,
Speaker 1: and then people are like, okay, well now I got
Speaker 1: to go to dispensary because it's clean, right, And then
Speaker 1: it's super duper expensive, and then they want you to
Speaker 1: have like an ID and all this.
Speaker 4: It's like so many different.
Speaker 5: When you run your card, they're like, oh, it just
Speaker 5: schedules up to the next dollar, which is like, broh,
Speaker 5: I used to buy this change.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't like this is yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: I don't respect y'all different than than regular motherfuckers on
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean from when I was a kid. We
Speaker 5: used to be a shout out to j R. In
Speaker 5: middle school.
Speaker 1: Five dollars blunts, Oh, how affordable, and it would already
Speaker 1: be rolled up, fully assembled.
Speaker 5: No, it would be like it would be like.
Speaker 3: I was getting excited for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, it.
Speaker 5: Would be like one and a half little nuh and
Speaker 5: it would be like the old one. You had to
Speaker 5: take the seeds and the stems out and then up
Speaker 5: to dimes and then dubs and then like thirty dollars
Speaker 5: quarters when we got older and stuff. I smoked bad
Speaker 5: weed until it got legal. So I got you. I
Speaker 5: got you.
Speaker 4: Wait where are you from, Dave?
Speaker 5: I was in Colorado that whole time. Deno, Colorado?
Speaker 4: Okay? Is that where you're from?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I grew up in Washington State till.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I never meant no black people from Denver.
Speaker 3: I should tell by the way you asked him that question, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It kind of had a real no we're here though,
Speaker 3: because like ippost have how many hearts?
Speaker 5: No, Because there was striving jazz music scene in the
Speaker 5: historic five Points in Denver, there's there's black people in yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, of course, oh yes, yes, yes, And I
Speaker 1: am Mexican soul.
Speaker 4: We are everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 5: Everything breakdown in my city, no.
Speaker 3: Whispered.
Speaker 5: And I know, we know what we meant.
Speaker 4: That's what I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me just set the atmosphere,
Speaker 1: because I get that with niggas all the time, may
Speaker 1: be saying it's a wild ship about Mexicans, and I said,
Speaker 1: and what else?
Speaker 4: And what was that Mexican? They were like, oh no,
Speaker 4: ex non good people. The one who cleaned my line.
Speaker 4: I love him.
Speaker 5: Some of the funniest kids in school, summer school, summer
Speaker 5: school with the Mexican kids who were in esl hilarious,
Speaker 5: every one of them, every one of them. Rego.
Speaker 4: So you're okay, so you're from Denver.
Speaker 1: It wasn't legal there because I think being from LA
Speaker 1: it's always been fire.
Speaker 4: I guess for people.
Speaker 5: Medical is legal way no, yeah in Los.
Speaker 4: Angeles, right, yeah, yeah, because I used to work at TSA.
Speaker 1: So when I was there in two thousand oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and not in fucking around, and I was there from
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight to twenty ten. It was legal
Speaker 1: during that time. So I used to get so mad
Speaker 1: because y'all civilians thought you were so fucking clever.
Speaker 5: And well, civilians is a bold statement. Yeah, you were
Speaker 5: in the military.
Speaker 4: Beyond me was I was Department of Homeland Security.
Speaker 3: I was behest. I'm not saluting you for your work.
Speaker 5: A burial day.
Speaker 4: You better a day I need a dollar. You need
Speaker 4: to be on me for my work. You know what
Speaker 4: I called two niggas.
Speaker 5: Top flight security of the world.
Speaker 3: One of your niggas stole my pick the last time
Speaker 3: I flew.
Speaker 4: I'm not was the metal Yeah, exact why yeah, And
Speaker 4: that's exactly why.
Speaker 3: Bullship.
Speaker 4: And it was people like you that we made me
Speaker 4: stay like no respect.
Speaker 5: If you gotta ask like that, you don't love.
Speaker 4: Me, no, But yeah, it was. It was wild. It
Speaker 4: was wild.
Speaker 1: You niggas would put weed in foil and it's be
Speaker 1: like stupid, Oh this is a metal detector, or or
Speaker 1: they would put it in foil and then put it
Speaker 1: through the X ray.
Speaker 4: It was like, you think that's not gonna show up.
Speaker 5: I remember a dude telling me he would tape it
Speaker 5: to his nuts when he flew.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we found stuff there. We found a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff. In anus's my last day. I caught something
Speaker 1: in a pussy.
Speaker 5: Damn would you feel like an eighth up there? Uh?
Speaker 1: She had it in a she had like a dye,
Speaker 1: but she put it in a old school Kodak case
Speaker 1: with a picture of Steve Harvey Steve Arkle on the
Speaker 1: front that said did I do that?
Speaker 5: You should have let her keep it just for that's
Speaker 5: she's good. I like that lady.
Speaker 3: I was with Steve Harvey on the front and said that, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is weird.
Speaker 1: You know well I thought I thought, Uh, I had
Speaker 1: a terrible manager at the time, so I thought that
Speaker 1: he was trying to be slick and just being like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I thought. It was like he tried.
Speaker 1: He tried to give me a test on the last day.
Speaker 1: So this was my last day of working. So I
Speaker 1: was like, ha ha, very fucking funny. You tried to
Speaker 1: give me a test on the last day. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not a test, like you actually caught something, which
Speaker 1: I was so pissed because you have to do so
Speaker 1: much paperwork and then we had to call lawa over
Speaker 1: like airport police and everything like that.
Speaker 4: But she was already sus we are trained heavily.
Speaker 5: I bet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're trained heavily in body detection, so I know when
Speaker 1: someone's lying, when someone's vidgeting, like.
Speaker 5: When yeah, was it two videos.
Speaker 4: Show you got a text message?
Speaker 3: Text you in the morning, like check it. Watch people's
Speaker 3: body language.
Speaker 1: It might be absolutely not. No, we had six months.
Speaker 1: We had six months. I would do through training for
Speaker 1: almost a year, so it's six months of just body detection.
Speaker 1: So there's body detection people at the airports that look
Speaker 1: just like me and you that are I mean.
Speaker 5: And here's another point that I have to the whole
Speaker 5: tsa of it all, not myself. People that I have
Speaker 5: known have maybe accidentally flown with drugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends because the thing is too It was
Speaker 1: just like what made me so angry with her was,
Speaker 1: like I said, it was legal during the time as
Speaker 1: long as you had your medicinal ship, which was so
Speaker 1: fucking easy to get, like you could just walk up
Speaker 1: to a place and get a thing.
Speaker 5: That was the original conspiracy theory is that they're going
Speaker 5: to put you on the list if you get med card.
Speaker 5: But that's how it was here for sure. That was
Speaker 5: like the initial So when we medical and when there
Speaker 5: was a very like I would say tumultuous transfer period
Speaker 5: for weed from going from legally medical to fully legal.
Speaker 5: It was like there was still weed men out here
Speaker 5: and like dispensaries, we get robbed and shit like that
Speaker 5: in the early days because like people were like, we know,
Speaker 5: you got a bunch of weed in this warehouse. So
Speaker 5: it's like it was like a very rocky rocky and
Speaker 5: I remember when that initially happened, at least here, that
Speaker 5: was kind of the concern of some more conspiratorial minded
Speaker 5: people of like, you're just gonna sign up for the
Speaker 5: list to get weed, Like.
Speaker 3: I had never heard that before, but that makes perfect sense,
Speaker 3: Like that it is silly that we would be like, well,
Speaker 3: I'll register and then it'll be uh and this otherwise
Speaker 3: a legal drug will will be legal.
Speaker 5: For me, right exactly. It sounds very and because especially
Speaker 5: in the beginning, everything was like it was all cash,
Speaker 5: so it felt like drug It felt like drugs for
Speaker 5: a while still, yeah, and there were still people in
Speaker 5: books selling and weed for a while.
Speaker 1: During the trem but I could also see black people
Speaker 1: just being like I put my name on the list
Speaker 1: because I want to get weed, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden someone's at my door, Like I could just
Speaker 1: totally see being like this is an easy way to
Speaker 1: get niggas arrested and jail.
Speaker 3: Oh, you bought too much weed and now you're yeah,
Speaker 3: you exceeded the quantity that.
Speaker 5: We allow for whatever the fuck do you remember the
Speaker 5: first time you bought in the store? I was, I was.
Speaker 5: I thought it was crazy because like the old stores
Speaker 5: used to be like, it used to be like it
Speaker 5: felt like like here, it felt like you were going
Speaker 5: to a trap. Anyways, there would be like somebody at
Speaker 5: the door, and then you had to like wait in
Speaker 5: the middle part and show your idea and they're like somebody.
Speaker 5: Like the whole process of it felt it used to
Speaker 5: be a lot more like lock and key. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You would get into a place and then you would wait,
Speaker 3: and then you would get into another room and then
Speaker 3: you had to like hold your breath while they right
Speaker 3: devacuumed the space and then you could go.
Speaker 5: In and it's like, oh, this is intense. Whereas the
Speaker 5: weed man still coming to my house, right, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean? Or if I was bold to go
Speaker 5: to his house and have to listen to what.
Speaker 3: Absolutely okay before we go to break and I feel
Speaker 3: like we have to be uh taking a break at
Speaker 3: this point. But but before we go to break, X,
Speaker 3: tell me a little bit about how it sounds like
Speaker 3: you're a believer of this. This is something that you're you're, yeah,
Speaker 3: sort of very much bought into for this conspiracy theory?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am.
Speaker 3: Is it one that you you feel like you need
Speaker 3: to be like selling to the masses or you like,
Speaker 3: I believe it, But I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: keep it in my back pocket because I don't want
Speaker 3: to sound crazy in these streets type in.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I'm betwixt two opinions because for me, it's
Speaker 1: just like I know someone who has died, right, So
Speaker 1: it was somebody who my cousin knew.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 1: That's all that she did. So it was like all
Speaker 1: you do is weed? How do how do you die
Speaker 1: from fentonel?
Speaker 4: How does that what happened?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: And so it was trying to be framed as if like, oh,
Speaker 1: we wasn't enough, so she went to fentanyl and then
Speaker 1: she did an overdose. So like, it's just stuff that's
Speaker 1: not clear, and there's many a deaths that have happened
Speaker 1: within my family and in my community that have gone
Speaker 1: just under the radar. Nobody, no detectives are on it,
Speaker 1: nobody cares. You know, there's clearly foul play. With my
Speaker 1: cousin who was murdered because she was a prostitute, no
Speaker 1: one gave a fuck. So it's just so many things
Speaker 1: that I feel like unanswered questions that I have that
Speaker 1: leads me to believe, like, Okay, so what the fuck
Speaker 1: are y'all doing? And how the hell is this happening?
Speaker 1: How is everybody who smokes weed all the time, how
Speaker 1: are they now passing out? Other issues are happening within
Speaker 1: their body? And it's happening on a black market level.
Speaker 1: But these are people who need They do have anxiety,
Speaker 1: they do probably have undiagnosed like mental challenges, you know,
Speaker 1: and they may have lived a life of where they
Speaker 1: had to do something like steel because they didn't have shit.
Speaker 4: So they're scared to get an ID.
Speaker 1: They're scared to you know, inherently, they don't trust the
Speaker 1: system or the government, so what are they supposed to do?
Speaker 1: They get wee from niggas on a black you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah that even as you're saying it, I feel
Speaker 3: more convinced than I was before we started. Corey, where
Speaker 3: do you fall in this?
Speaker 5: I believe that this is possible just because I think
Speaker 5: there's a lot more variables in marijuana now, specifically via vapes,
Speaker 5: because I've seen people distill their own liquid, just like
Speaker 5: in the house, you know what I'm saying. So it's
Speaker 5: like you could be really doing anything. My apartment in
Speaker 5: San Francisco, the apartment next door was making buttane extracted
Speaker 5: hash oil and blew up the apartment like, so it's
Speaker 5: like I seem the like the like as much as
Speaker 5: like you could just put a label on the shit
Speaker 5: and put it out. And people, especially cartridges, that's the
Speaker 5: leak now because it's so much easier to sell cartridges
Speaker 5: in the mail, send cartridges in the mail than it
Speaker 5: is to like actual you know, organic weed, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. So it's like I think it's possible
Speaker 5: just in that, like you don't know what's going in that,
Speaker 5: you don't know how they're distilling it, you don't know
Speaker 5: how they're making it. Some people can do it in
Speaker 5: the house, well, but you know it's drugs. People are lazy,
Speaker 5: people are looking to make more money. Anything to stretch
Speaker 5: it further, so do I. Yeah, it seems very easy
Speaker 5: to mess with the supply lines to get people to
Speaker 5: buy this super expensive, not always great weed.
Speaker 4: I was just about to say, I don't even smoke.
Speaker 4: I used to.
Speaker 1: I have fibroids in endometriosis, so I used to take
Speaker 1: I had terrible period, so I used to take half
Speaker 1: of an edible. So I knew how much to take
Speaker 1: because I never even been drunk. I love being sober.
Speaker 1: I don't like to smoke or drink, so I didn't.
Speaker 1: I knew how much to take to like just get
Speaker 1: my cramps under and like in order. And so even
Speaker 1: then it was just like, wait, I'm having to eat
Speaker 1: like ten milligrams now like to do that? Like I
Speaker 1: have to Like, what is what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: I don't even smoke like that. It's usually like it
Speaker 1: feels like the first time to me, because I only
Speaker 1: did it once a month for like the first three
Speaker 1: days of my cycle, so it would always feel like
Speaker 1: a new high, like the first time. But then it
Speaker 1: started feeling like I need more. I said, wait, now,
Speaker 1: I know I ain't addicted, you know, you know I
Speaker 1: got Wait a minute, what the hell don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was just like, yeah, what what the hell?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it is not as great, but it's like
Speaker 1: package cute and it has esthetics and it looks cute
Speaker 1: and it has these cute little names and all this shit.
Speaker 1: It's just like, no, I know niggas that just need
Speaker 1: good old fashioned flower.
Speaker 5: You know, like I've been buying weed for maybe too long.
Speaker 5: I started, and even there's like four kinds of weed.
Speaker 5: It was like you were going to get schwag, you
Speaker 5: were gonna get kind bud. You would maybe get something
Speaker 5: with the color maybe if like it hit flooded, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean. And that's what the Mexicans have.
Speaker 5: But hey, Mexican, I'm saying that I purchased from them.
Speaker 5: I appreciated it got me through some tough times.
Speaker 4: But you know, when Dave says it, he says, like
Speaker 4: when white people talk about black people.
Speaker 1: He was like, you're acting like a nigger. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't like to say that work. You know, you're
Speaker 1: acting like those black people. He gets in that energy.
Speaker 1: It was like, and you are over here acting like
Speaker 1: those negroes, like those people. You know, I don't even
Speaker 1: like to say that works.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised he hasn't said that's this episode because he
Speaker 3: talks like that quite a bit.
Speaker 5: I mean, see what happens.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have to take a break.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I'm having so much fun. Get well.
Speaker 3: But this is great where this is so fun. We
Speaker 3: were We're gonna come back. We're gonna talk more about
Speaker 3: the possibility of fentandol being in the weed. More x
Speaker 3: mile more.
Speaker 5: My mama told me.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
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Speaker 4: I feel good, and you sing good and make love good.
Speaker 5: Oh we are bad. That's what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 5: with you?
Speaker 4: You know what, David.
Speaker 1: You don't have it all and I never want you
Speaker 1: to get it all. If you ever get it all,
Speaker 1: I will stop. I would never be a friend. Yo.
Speaker 5: Put it on my tombstone. That's a that's really the
Speaker 5: true life for my true life struggle trying to get
Speaker 5: it on.
Speaker 4: I know, I love it. You're perfect.
Speaker 5: We are back. We're talking about marijuana and the possible
Speaker 5: We're talking about specifically marijuana being laced.
Speaker 4: With fennel, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: More than anything else. That's kind of what I figured.
Speaker 3: I think, I think we it's fair to say that
Speaker 3: all drugs, all other recreational drugs, have been proven to
Speaker 3: be laced with ventanyl in various ways, and it's marijuana
Speaker 3: that's I guess up for question. And more specifically, who's
Speaker 3: the source of the lacing. Is it, in fact just
Speaker 3: like people on the street deciding to do it personally,
Speaker 3: or is it the government playing their hand inside.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And here's where I feel old. I don't know about
Speaker 5: the excessibility of ventanyl to be something that people would
Speaker 5: easily cut with wet. It seems like it just seems
Speaker 5: like it doesn't seem like a correct no.
Speaker 1: Items, there's an amazing race you have to go through
Speaker 1: to go and get it, like there's like it's definitely
Speaker 1: steps that you have to get to.
Speaker 4: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: And I have a lot of family that's in the
Speaker 1: medical field, and not street pharmacists as well, but just
Speaker 1: people that are medical assistants like adds and stuff, and
Speaker 1: so the measures that they have to go through, like
Speaker 1: the level prescription and all of the vetting that has
Speaker 1: to happen for drugs at that level.
Speaker 4: Even when I got my fireboys removed, I had to
Speaker 4: get cut my my.
Speaker 1: In my uterus, which I won't proceed because these are
Speaker 1: two men, So I won't talk about my uterus as
Speaker 1: much yet.
Speaker 5: I hain't got one myself, But yes, you.
Speaker 4: Have the most beautiful baby. No uterus ever called me.
Speaker 3: No never called me a nigga, is what he was
Speaker 3: gonna say. It's the mount, It's the Muhammad a quote
Speaker 3: uh place on.
Speaker 5: It was brilliant.
Speaker 3: It was just a brilliant. It's very funny joke.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, David going to the hot place.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so so yeah, so when I got all
Speaker 1: that done, I had to get my stomach cut, my
Speaker 1: uterus cut, all that. So at the end, you know,
Speaker 1: they they want to send you home and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is the oxyconton. Like they are talking to me
Speaker 1: like I am an addict, like the way that they
Speaker 1: talk to you post surgery. They said, hey, you got
Speaker 1: two in here, like we're.
Speaker 4: Only giving you two, like if you want to cut,
Speaker 4: like I love.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get a full prescription. I was like, what, nigga,
Speaker 1: you told me I'm gonna be on bad rest for
Speaker 1: thirty days. It said after those two, you want two more?
Speaker 4: Caught me back.
Speaker 5: That's that's also a serious medical industry thing. I've never
Speaker 5: gotten a full prescription of pain pills for anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't. They don't do that. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: they tell refill.
Speaker 5: And then I had white friends who are like, yeah,
Speaker 5: they gave me six refills.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, another conspiracy theory.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's how it works.
Speaker 1: No, for real, David, I feel like they just want
Speaker 1: us to lick the oxy cotton per dads like, don't
Speaker 1: even take it, just lick it and put it down.
Speaker 4: It'll help, you'll get it going.
Speaker 3: And this isn't research specific to this subject, but we
Speaker 3: have talked about it in the past that there's like
Speaker 3: a proven history, Like literally gynecology was founded by a
Speaker 3: mad scientist slaveholder who decided that he was going to
Speaker 3: experience experiment on women's pussies via his black slaves, under
Speaker 3: the premise that they couldn't feel pain the way that
Speaker 3: a white woman would be able to feel pain, Like
Speaker 3: I can do what the fuck I want to them
Speaker 3: because they they just won't feel it. And so I
Speaker 3: think that history, whether intentional or an ant and I.
Speaker 4: Have my past smear on the twenty ninth, you can't
Speaker 4: tell me no shit like this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my opig wyant, She's gonna be
Speaker 1: knee deep in my pussy.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, and what are you? What are you
Speaker 4: looking at the now?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta get.
Speaker 1: Up, especially you get on the stirrups, right yeah. And
Speaker 1: I gotta get for any women list, especially black women.
Speaker 1: You know, eighty percent of us have FIVEB words, intendometrios's
Speaker 1: uterus problems, Like we are not talked to, it's not
Speaker 1: talked about enough. How much you need to get a
Speaker 1: trans vaginal ultrasound because the pap smear is just vibes.
Speaker 1: You know, they'd be in there, they're looking around. It's
Speaker 1: just shit fucking hurt. Yeah they did. Yeah, they got
Speaker 1: old episodes of Martin on there. It's like, gotta get
Speaker 1: your groove on. They just chilling and I'm just like, wait,
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 4: See anything but the transvaginal ultra sound.
Speaker 1: They have a camera in that motherfucker, So anyway, can
Speaker 1: go up in that bitch, swirl around because we need
Speaker 1: to see in there. Because my biggest fibroid was like
Speaker 1: a jumbo sized grapefruit inside of us.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh yeah, she was a big thing.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 4: I have four shout out to doctor Trong.
Speaker 1: She's she's an Asian woman from the Bay Hella Tatty,
Speaker 1: And right before she gave me my anesthesia, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: if you see anything else in there, you need to
Speaker 1: take out, take it out.
Speaker 5: And so it was.
Speaker 4: I had I had.
Speaker 1: Endometriosis on both sides of my uterus, which is very
Speaker 1: difficult for them to detect. They said they don't have
Speaker 1: the technology yet to see it. And that's what was
Speaker 1: causing me to like I to change my pad every
Speaker 1: two hours, like I was bleeding so bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be at the Daily Show, like in
Speaker 1: the fetal position and my like my writing partner or
Speaker 1: probably working on a bit with they know during my
Speaker 1: cycle it's so bad. And shout out to Christiana because
Speaker 1: she was the only black woman there. She's like, actually,
Speaker 1: you need to get a transpaginal ultra sound.
Speaker 4: I was like, what is that?
Speaker 1: Like, I was down there with the vibes, you know,
Speaker 1: just pasme. They put a little turkey baster down there,
Speaker 1: feel around. They'd be like, smells nice, You're fine, nothing's itching, Okay,
Speaker 1: good go.
Speaker 5: I thought was the deepest. I didn't even know that.
Speaker 3: I thought that was as far as I could go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to know like it because you have
Speaker 1: the beautiful you have a beautiful little princess. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure your wife is well equipped and we'll make sure.
Speaker 1: But yes you should know too. Yeah, yeah, she's for
Speaker 1: your son.
Speaker 5: You just got to be like, is it Crooki. Some
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to friend.
Speaker 4: David is going to hell is it cricket? Some people
Speaker 4: like that. I hate you both.
Speaker 3: We did a little bit of research on the conspiracy,
Speaker 3: and one of the things that it reminded me of
Speaker 3: is specifically sort of the criminalization, the original criminalization of
Speaker 3: marijuana in this country. Right that marijuana at one point
Speaker 3: was legal in America. It was actually a pharmaceutical drug
Speaker 3: at one point, where people were largely prescribing it for
Speaker 3: pain and anxiety and shit like that back in the
Speaker 3: early nineteen hundreds, eighteen hundreds and shit. And then it
Speaker 3: isn't until it starts to be associated with specifically Mexican
Speaker 3: people and Mexican immigrants, that it starts to get this
Speaker 3: nasty little stink on it where it becomes a political tool.
Speaker 3: For first it's a political tool because of a different
Speaker 3: race shit I think it was Indian hashish, and then
Speaker 3: it becomes a political race tool for for Mexicans, and
Speaker 3: that's when it starts to become treated like a street
Speaker 3: drug and this dangerous like poison rather than like just
Speaker 3: a medicinal thing that could or could not be overused.
Speaker 4: Okay, can you take David's space off? Can you take David?
Speaker 4: Can you remove David? Can you remove David from them
Speaker 4: from the podcast Please.
Speaker 3: He could have, and that's what he chose. It was
Speaker 3: a wide open space the fields.
Speaker 5: Nobody this is coming.
Speaker 4: He said, like you said.
Speaker 1: No, we don't want to hear you say okay, we
Speaker 1: don't want to say no more.
Speaker 4: Please. I even hate when you say the word Mexican.
Speaker 4: That's just me. I guess it's just crank Worth. He
Speaker 4: hain't even got to be deep. I guess, God dang,
Speaker 4: it's true.
Speaker 5: I'm truly trying to offer an olive branch between coltures and.
Speaker 3: The other the other thing. Worth, do I think this
Speaker 3: will heal the communities.
Speaker 1: I think that No, y'all need to understand because obviously
Speaker 1: my family, we're all there's my mom is Mexican, all
Speaker 1: her sisters and herself have black husbands, black fathers of
Speaker 1: their children. Same with my uncles, so we're all mixed.
Speaker 1: There's a few that are just Mexican tolo down right,
Speaker 1: and then we're mixed. So whenever there is black and
Speaker 1: Mexican one who has passed away, the people that are
Speaker 1: just black, that are not mixed, feel the need to
Speaker 1: go up there because this Mexicans in the crowd to
Speaker 1: try to speak Spanish at the funeral.
Speaker 4: So, David, I'm leaving. You remind me of my cousin Imetrius.
Speaker 5: We call.
Speaker 4: Guy and meet went up there and he was just like,
Speaker 4: come on and your soy, Betty sat.
Speaker 5: Mexican. I see, I see and uh.
Speaker 4: But David, David, here's the gotcha.
Speaker 1: The Mexicans no English, and they'd be like, yo, Meet,
Speaker 1: just keep it moving like it's just like yeah, we
Speaker 1: know it, like we're good.
Speaker 5: You're going upside down in the narrative on old David today.
Speaker 5: I love Mexicans. I don't know where this is coming from.
Speaker 1: No, no, Dave, we know you love Mexican. You love
Speaker 1: the way we make you laugh. Shout out to Riccardo,
Speaker 1: you love you love it. Oh my god, summer school
Speaker 1: with the esl niggas, niggas love it. Isabella, she come
Speaker 1: through her Mama makes it to Molly's for Christmas.
Speaker 5: I've been multi multiple king and I have friends you
Speaker 5: could look at. I'll show you their names.
Speaker 3: I'll show it because I can't pronounce it to.
Speaker 5: He's all around.
Speaker 1: Yes, So David, you would have loved my can't say
Speaker 1: my Chamberlaine. He was a dark skin blood nigga named Ted,
Speaker 1: but he had to leave because he was a lot
Speaker 1: of shit going on.
Speaker 5: It was the second best sentence. You said, this whole
Speaker 5: really colorful word.
Speaker 4: But no, you would have loved it was lit.
Speaker 5: It was so late party.
Speaker 1: It's generally but because there's blacks in my family too,
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, no we listening to the old j's.
Speaker 4: It's the whispers.
Speaker 1: It's the best Mexican food you ever had in your life.
Speaker 1: Like it's very much so that like there's it was.
Speaker 1: You would have had a fucking.
Speaker 5: I like, I'm a big party guy.
Speaker 3: The OJ's and great Mexican food come on crazy combination.
Speaker 3: One of the things that I also sort of wanted
Speaker 3: to look up was was where fentanyl specifically is coming from,
Speaker 3: right if we're talking about it potentially being in the weed,
Speaker 3: and you guys were asking a little bit about sort
Speaker 3: of like its accessibility, and as it turns out, fentanyl
Speaker 3: smuggle is smuggled from US citizens by US citizens most
Speaker 3: like it's not the it's not this this foreign sort
Speaker 3: of like asylum seekers and fucking you know, immigrants crossing
Speaker 3: the border that are bringing in the fentanyl more it
Speaker 3: is actually, in fact, US citizens, So it's made it
Speaker 3: seems as if my understanding is that they are smuggling
Speaker 3: it over borders, that they are like traveling, and it
Speaker 3: sounds like, specifically China might be one of the places
Speaker 3: where a lot of fentanyl is being made and they
Speaker 3: are smuggling it over the borders.
Speaker 5: And then and I'm not doing this on purpose, this
Speaker 5: is truly a question. I'm asking because I would like
Speaker 5: to know. Is it one of those things that you
Speaker 5: can buy over the counter in Mexico, because you know
Speaker 5: their pharmacies.
Speaker 3: Are like yeah, and you're not the same vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can. You can get wonder and you can
Speaker 5: ask them what you're asking for, what it's called in America,
Speaker 5: and they will.
Speaker 4: Give you the equivalent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because so many people are going over there to
Speaker 1: get even just dental work, David, because dental work is
Speaker 1: so expensive, Like people are going over there just to
Speaker 1: get even just like minor surgeries, not even trying to
Speaker 1: like get drugs.
Speaker 4: So I wonder what's the equivalent over there?
Speaker 1: And then depending on these different places, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know about you guys, but I'm obsessed with docs. I
Speaker 1: love scammer docks, I love sports docs like I just
Speaker 1: love documentaries. And there was this one woman that was
Speaker 1: in New Orleans, this black woman that was bringing in
Speaker 1: so much oxy cotton, and a lot of people ended
Speaker 1: up dying because she would just come in and they
Speaker 1: would just be like, this is what I want.
Speaker 4: She would just write this prescription. It's crazy. I see
Speaker 4: what you can get done just based on the letterhead
Speaker 4: of a paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her letterhead said such and such like medical pharmacy.
Speaker 1: So they got to take it and then got all
Speaker 1: the oxycotton. So I wonder, I presume I don't think
Speaker 1: that that wouldn't be happening in other countries, even specifically
Speaker 1: in Mexico, because that was one of the ports like
Speaker 1: that we had to watch even at TSA was Miami
Speaker 1: and Mexico. A lot of times people got additional screening
Speaker 1: because so much drug trade happens over there.
Speaker 3: And I think what this article sort of leads me
Speaker 3: to think about is the way that that language is
Speaker 3: sort of manipulated a little bit, right that, like, because
Speaker 3: of its accessibility and foreign in these foreign places, we
Speaker 3: can criminalize large swaths of people as the target, meanwhile
Speaker 3: allowing the actual people transporting the thing a free reign
Speaker 3: to kind of do what they want. And so when
Speaker 3: we talk about like and it reminds me a little
Speaker 3: of snowf Like when we talk about the government placing
Speaker 3: this shit in our drugs, it's not necessarily because it's
Speaker 3: just like a mean scientist being like, I want to
Speaker 3: see what this does to these monkeys kind of thing.
Speaker 3: It's more like, you know it. The profits for us
Speaker 3: are clear. The lines of how we can make money
Speaker 3: off this shit are clear. We can criminalize one group
Speaker 3: which is political and helps to advance our chess pieces,
Speaker 3: and then we can put the drugs in places that
Speaker 3: then allow us to gain some money on the other
Speaker 3: side of it. It's it's just straight math almost in
Speaker 3: an interesting way.
Speaker 5: The only pushback I have on that is marijuana money
Speaker 5: is not accepted federally, so I don't know how they
Speaker 5: cash out on that. Well, like these you were siphoning
Speaker 5: people to dispensaries and whatnot as still like private owners.
Speaker 3: And I think what it got me thinking about is
Speaker 3: sort of the long game inside of changing a drugs image,
Speaker 3: right that, like in a lot of ways we've seen
Speaker 3: it through time that you can't just one day decide
Speaker 3: that this drug is safe and so it takes a
Speaker 3: little bit of like all right, yeah, we'll make it
Speaker 3: state to state that they can sell the shit, and
Speaker 3: then at some point it will be federal and the
Speaker 3: money will be coming in. I think there's an argument
Speaker 3: to be made that this is just a long game
Speaker 3: with the drugs more than like quick payout type vibes.
Speaker 4: So you're saying lang sin right now.
Speaker 1: If it's true that they are planting in and the
Speaker 1: weed is just like planting the seeds for their long
Speaker 1: term trajectory of getting money off of.
Speaker 4: Niggas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's we have to make this thing
Speaker 3: feel unsafe, and it takes a while to convince people
Speaker 3: things are unsafe, a ie. Let them die until they
Speaker 3: learn their lesson, which.
Speaker 5: Is why I maintain it should have stateily.
Speaker 4: No, Dave, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm with you when you write, frand I'm with you
Speaker 1: when you write I'm with you when you write because seriously,
Speaker 1: like there was no and maybe you know what, I
Speaker 1: think that that's a very coastal thing of me. So
Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know, alienate people in other
Speaker 1: parts of the world, because I do understand how it's
Speaker 1: still very much so criminalized in other areas of America
Speaker 1: and definitely a lot of black people, you know, need
Speaker 1: it and use it. And I've seen many of the
Speaker 1: health benefits that happened for specific people. But I feel
Speaker 1: like just because being in LA and experiencing it, and
Speaker 1: people had such good access to it and the access
Speaker 1: to fire weed, like my uncles, everybody I know has
Speaker 1: been smoking it for forever, so I could see that,
Speaker 1: Like coastally, it's like, damn, it should have stayed I legal.
Speaker 1: But as far as the benefits from Middle America and
Speaker 1: other like underrepresented cities, like black people there that death
Speaker 1: really needed.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about like Detroit, you know, Texas War.
Speaker 5: It was a there was a treasure hunt where I
Speaker 5: was from, and that's terrible. And even like, yeah, New Orleans.
Speaker 5: Have you ever bought weed in New Orleans? It's terrible.
Speaker 5: It's not the worst experience and this is probably three
Speaker 5: or four times now, but also the corporate you don't
Speaker 5: want to smoke. Everything about that city makes me want to.
Speaker 5: I'm down there. I mean, Bennet's I got so much seafood.
Speaker 4: I might not just hit a split on the end
Speaker 4: of the night.
Speaker 5: Baby, Like you're walking around.
Speaker 3: And you know what you know what the weed is
Speaker 3: bad because they lays their wed with alligator.
Speaker 4: Cut off his camera, David, David, can you cut off
Speaker 4: his camera? Thank you, David.
Speaker 5: That's a nice.
Speaker 4: Wait, David.
Speaker 1: Separate David, separate thought. But still on the thing of weed.
Speaker 1: How how do people make bad weed? Aren't we all
Speaker 1: just growing? Because I don't know, just grow it from
Speaker 1: a plant and then it'll all be good. Like how
Speaker 1: does it make it?
Speaker 4: How is it bad?
Speaker 5: As far as what I know, it's that it's rushed
Speaker 5: in the process, like it's it's it's not dried out
Speaker 5: long enough and then it's cured faster, and it's like
Speaker 5: it's like a it's like a speed to production thing,
Speaker 5: okay is and it's like I think it's like it's
Speaker 5: also outdoor versus indoor. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 5: times outdoor is kind of grown in bulk and kind
Speaker 5: of not regulated as much.
Speaker 3: I will also say that keeping a plant alive is
Speaker 3: harder for some.
Speaker 5: Of us than we like to shout out to my
Speaker 5: money tree, baby.
Speaker 1: I know I have such great plants. You can't see
Speaker 1: it where the shot is, but I have so many
Speaker 1: plants and I keep them well.
Speaker 5: I got one but I keep it clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought of.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 5: Bitch is never dirt.
Speaker 3: Oh my baby's dusty is.
Speaker 5: Cold.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought about selling weed because I don't
Speaker 1: smoke it, so I was like, yeah, number one, don't
Speaker 1: get high for your own supply.
Speaker 4: I thought I would be.
Speaker 1: Great at it, but you know, I want to be
Speaker 1: an idiot and produce and write and act and be
Speaker 1: in this very uncertain fucking industry.
Speaker 5: I mean, you could two games that I.
Speaker 4: Know, but David is so it's so hard, like just
Speaker 4: shut up.
Speaker 5: It's time consuming and if you're gonna I don't know
Speaker 5: if you've ever been to a growhouse, but that smell
Speaker 5: takes over the whole. It's not just it's not like
Speaker 5: something you could do cute in one little room. Stella
Speaker 5: be quiet. I mean, my girls, she's just got a haircut,
Speaker 5: so she.
Speaker 4: Said it is sixty.
Speaker 1: It is sixty, trying to try to show offy.
Speaker 5: Hey, look.
Speaker 3: Hey, look at it.
Speaker 5: Loove me.
Speaker 3: I look at it, right, I love it.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: We should take one more break we need to take,
Speaker 3: and when we come back, we'll wrap up this conversation.
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Speaker 4: Would you say that your races not at all?
Speaker 5: No, Look, I'm a dog. He's as black as can be.
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Speaker 3: The thing that that sort of, I guess rings the
Speaker 3: most true for me is this relationship to street drugs
Speaker 3: in general. At this point, right that like fentanyl, I
Speaker 3: think the the what I read said that like deaths
Speaker 3: related to fentanyl nearly doubled from twenty nineteen to twenty
Speaker 3: doubled in fucking like frequency of this happening. I know
Speaker 3: people who have overdosed on fentanyl. I think we all
Speaker 3: have a relationship to someone who's overdosed on fentanol. It
Speaker 3: is terrifying that the ways I know that people are
Speaker 3: dying from this shit. And so the idea that the government,
Speaker 3: because fentanyl is a pain drug, right like, at its core,
Speaker 3: its whole point is to be able to like be
Speaker 3: pain relief. It's meant to work quicker than every other
Speaker 3: drug and more effectively if managed properly. But the idea
Speaker 3: that the government would watch this kill this many people
Speaker 3: and not start to figure out an alternative that completely
Speaker 3: eliminates fentanyl means to me that there's a profit to
Speaker 3: be made that they can't cut out, Like you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: we need this shit too bad to be able to
Speaker 3: just say no to it.
Speaker 1: Also, who's dying right like it doubled a number and
Speaker 1: like who's you know passing away? Because I think the
Speaker 1: oxy cotton thing that documentary I was telling you about
Speaker 1: the woman in New Orleans. The reason she got caught
Speaker 1: is because there was a white guy whose child passed.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a boy or girl.
Speaker 1: And he's it's the documentaries through his POV. It's him
Speaker 1: like telling his story talking about this woman and like
Speaker 1: making her serve time, and she ends up showing up
Speaker 1: in the docks.
Speaker 4: She ended up serving time.
Speaker 1: And she's like a really really really old black lady
Speaker 1: and it sucks because she can't really take full accountability
Speaker 1: because her brain isn't there. But you don't know how
Speaker 1: much is her bullshitting ess versus her being like, oh
Speaker 1: my dementia's coming and you know, I don't remember.
Speaker 4: You know, it's just like, no, you remember, you know,
Speaker 4: you don't know how much.
Speaker 3: Remember.
Speaker 4: And that's what the producer said, that's just where is
Speaker 4: my money?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that it doubled too.
Speaker 1: I can't divorce the idea that COVID and all that
Speaker 1: had something to do with it, because alcoholism like rose
Speaker 1: like so high once we got into the pandemic and
Speaker 1: we were home and everything with George Floyd and impacted
Speaker 1: black people so much. So yeah, so I can only
Speaker 1: imagine and Finnel, I think my conspiracy theory too got
Speaker 1: heightened when I saw Kat Williams this second to last special.
Speaker 1: I think it's he's a presidential he's he's like a
Speaker 1: presidential thing. And he was having conspiracy theoris about black
Speaker 1: people dying for Fitanel and he was just like black people,
Speaker 1: he was like, you know how you die from Fitinel?
Speaker 4: You touch it.
Speaker 1: He was like, black people are not if you tell
Speaker 1: us that we're not doing it. He was like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: that's how you die. You just touch it, like we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. So when he said that too,
Speaker 1: And I do think that Catwouiams is a very smart person.
Speaker 1: I think all of you who do stand up, I
Speaker 1: think we can't divorce the idea that you guys are
Speaker 1: inherently very very, very fucking smart.
Speaker 4: So I do think that he is.
Speaker 1: No seriously, I think I've heard some jokes that I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh wow, this is like he's like
Speaker 1: a philosopher.
Speaker 4: Like I definitely so like and I love and I
Speaker 4: love a good tip joke, you know, and I love, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I appreciate this.
Speaker 3: This is dangerous, very sweet, but I think you're making
Speaker 3: a mistake. I think you're wrong. I don't think that philosophers.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I was speaking about one specific comic. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: So I think listen, just like any art form, all
Speaker 4: stand ups are not created equal. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think some of you are super duper brilliant and
Speaker 1: amazing and wonderful and very smart to be able to
Speaker 1: do what you do and have that POV. And I
Speaker 1: think it takes a certain pedigree and talent to stand
Speaker 1: up there with just a fucking mic and just you
Speaker 1: and there's no additional resources, that's it.
Speaker 4: And then there are some of you all, you know,
Speaker 4: not so great, I think.
Speaker 5: Or an extreme level of desperation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be said about actors and writers and.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, I think I think this is a deep,
Speaker 3: deep sickness and and not as a skill as we want.
Speaker 5: It to be.
Speaker 1: I think, well, they're okay, Well, there's some of you
Speaker 1: all that do have a skill that I really I
Speaker 1: I look at you on I'm like, oh, I could
Speaker 1: never do that, and I don't want to ever do that.
Speaker 1: That's that's their thing, and they do it so well.
Speaker 1: So I think, yeah, I think I think I think
Speaker 1: getting in each R form.
Speaker 4: But you got come on, David.
Speaker 1: Doing this, you got such restims you are such as
Speaker 1: Natasha Va Gerald told me that. She was like, why
Speaker 1: don't you want to do stand up? You can make
Speaker 1: so much money, you need to do this. And I
Speaker 1: was like, but I love community and this. She was
Speaker 1: like that that's why you're not a stand You're.
Speaker 3: Already He'll be blessed.
Speaker 5: Come on, you don't want no carts of this ship.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm such a community person.
Speaker 1: I said, I would just hand this boy, and boy
Speaker 1: would leave your ass feeling nothing.
Speaker 5: Boy.
Speaker 1: But there's some of you all that like, I think
Speaker 1: you guys are great. I think I think that there.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of stand ups are misunderstood. Once
Speaker 1: I get to know you all, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you softest baby powdered this sweet boy. You know. And
Speaker 1: then there's there's Lengthston on stage, and then there's Lengthston
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 4: Then there's Lengthton.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know, there's David you know in Denver,
Speaker 1: and there's David with the Mexicans, you know, both summer
Speaker 1: school sale only summer schools. When we're doing it, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: when it's serving me a taco baby.
Speaker 5: In the city.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot. We were talking about Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I was big enough stand ups and you guys were like,
Speaker 4: don't do that. We're terrible. But I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I think I love I love Jabouki, I love Sydney,
Speaker 1: I love Marie likes and I've enjoyed you as well.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even enjoy Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm gonna see
Speaker 1: you guys are such stand ups, so mean and a
Speaker 1: passive it. I'm such I'm such an improviser. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's great. It's a community. No.
Speaker 5: But I I realized that supervisors have friends though. That's
Speaker 5: the other thing, a lot of friends. I remember going
Speaker 5: to improv shows like opening for Stay Up, Like, god, damn,
Speaker 5: how do you know all these people?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: It was interesting playing my mail with Rob Hayes while
Speaker 1: we were writing for the BT Awards, because he was like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't play that game. So then it was like okay,
Speaker 1: uh it was it was too much going on, and
Speaker 1: he was like okay X not now, and I was
Speaker 1: like okay, cool, and he was like, okay, let's play it.
Speaker 4: So he was down to play.
Speaker 1: But you know my mail is when if Me, David
Speaker 1: and Langston are playing, we're all going to say three
Speaker 1: two one, We're all going to say one word at
Speaker 1: the same time, and the goal is to always mail
Speaker 1: the word and get to the same word to make
Speaker 1: sure we're all on the same page.
Speaker 5: And I used to do it. Yeah, you're great, absolutely
Speaker 5: not be in here.
Speaker 1: And Rob I did it with Jay Snow, who's another
Speaker 1: stand up dope ass writer, Jay Snow. And it was
Speaker 1: interesting because every time we say a word, they're like
Speaker 1: X they kept second guessing the word.
Speaker 4: I said, every word you say is correct. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to you like, whatever you say is perfect.
Speaker 1: And so when it was done, Rob, yeah, And when
Speaker 1: it was and we did it, we did it twice
Speaker 1: and it was it was so exhilarating to get to
Speaker 1: the word and that we're all on the same page.
Speaker 1: And Rob was like, yeah, you know the mother where
Speaker 1: I could have Yeah, when us said that, where I
Speaker 1: could have seen I knew I was supposed to say.
Speaker 1: I say, hey, that's not what it's about. Every word
Speaker 1: you say it's perfect. The guy Evan, who's not an improviser,
Speaker 1: he was like no, I don't know, because Rob.
Speaker 5: That's for really representing the culture. Rob is a consummate
Speaker 5: stand up comedian. Stand up Yeah, he's a lifer.
Speaker 4: Her life.
Speaker 1: He is. But he does improv too, we did. I
Speaker 1: met Rob doing improv for Kevin on stage is thing.
Speaker 1: So I think Robin is such a sweet boy.
Speaker 3: I love Rob.
Speaker 1: I'm dying to put him in something that I write.
Speaker 1: He's such a great in the room, great energy, and
Speaker 1: he loves coming from Daily Show. I feel like I
Speaker 1: was at Daily Show for three years, so I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm an improviser, but I have stand up energy
Speaker 1: right Like I love bits. I love hard jokes, Like
Speaker 1: I used to not be able to make jokes about
Speaker 1: certain things. And then my boss did a Jedi mind trick.
Speaker 1: There was like some some some sex trafficking something that
Speaker 1: they needed bits on, and I was like, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I can't make jokes. This is this is this is terrible,
Speaker 1: this is a sad thing and this is so said,
Speaker 1: I can't who can make jokes on this? So he
Speaker 1: literally could have fired me because I literally just told
Speaker 1: him I can't do my job like I can't, but
Speaker 1: I'm such I'm an actor and I'm an improviser and
Speaker 1: I feel and I'm like, this is a this is
Speaker 1: a woman, and this was what happened.
Speaker 4: And he looked me in my eye and he said, X,
Speaker 4: there's always a joke.
Speaker 1: And from that day I could see a three year
Speaker 1: old get ran over and I have two sketches like
Speaker 1: I just, I just he has fucked my brain. And
Speaker 1: as soon as I started telling other writers at the
Speaker 1: Daily Show that, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm thinking so
Speaker 1: fucked up, Like I'm writing these jokes and I can
Speaker 1: write jokes about this, like I have two raped jokes
Speaker 1: Top of the Morning, ten am.
Speaker 4: And they're like, yeah, X, now you're doing the job right.
Speaker 5: You don't want to get this boom away from me
Speaker 5: purely of the bit it was the funniest thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: I do think that that is true, and I do
Speaker 3: think that oftentimes the interpretation of there not being a
Speaker 3: joke is because people are thinking about the victim, and
Speaker 3: and maybe rightfully so, on a human level, that is
Speaker 3: who we should be thinking about. But if we're talking
Speaker 3: about on a comedic level, there's so many different participants
Speaker 3: inside of every choice that could be made fun of
Speaker 3: or made light of or or used for levity whatever,
Speaker 3: so like, yeah, there's always a fucking joke. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: even that runover kid might might be a real funny
Speaker 3: runover kid, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but the thing is, no I learned from
Speaker 1: because I was so upset, that's with jokes and how
Speaker 1: to just write jokes. When I got to the Daily
Speaker 1: Show that I studied all the Trevor specials, I went
Speaker 1: back to Jamie Fox.
Speaker 4: I might need security and so like I'm.
Speaker 3: A very best one, very yeah.
Speaker 1: So I and I used to watch that religiously. I
Speaker 1: had the DVD in college, like I fucking love that.
Speaker 1: So I like did a Google sheet and broke it down,
Speaker 1: like what's the punch, what's the set up punch?
Speaker 5: How to do that?
Speaker 4: And then I recognize with people that are masters that
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 1: If you're going to do a joke that's blue, it
Speaker 1: has to be funnier than it is true or funnier
Speaker 1: than it is mean, right, Like it has to just
Speaker 1: if I'm going to do an age joke, it better
Speaker 1: be the best goddamn age joke.
Speaker 4: Like you don't just throw around age jokes like that,
Speaker 4: you know, Like it again.
Speaker 5: You should talk to white comics from kind of their
Speaker 5: go to.
Speaker 4: It's just what is it the eggs?
Speaker 5: It was like blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: All right, absolutely, yeah no, but I I there are
Speaker 1: stand ups of that.
Speaker 4: I truly love you guys are great.
Speaker 5: Thank and not being said, stand up is great. Langston
Speaker 5: and I probably the two best people to ever do it.
Speaker 5: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that sounds right to me.
Speaker 5: Watch our specials. They're very good as Vartis. In terms
Speaker 5: of this conspiracy theory, I feel like we're all on
Speaker 5: the same page that it's it's real, I think, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think even if it's not that the government is
Speaker 3: actively putting the shit in the shit, right, I think
Speaker 3: what feels objective is that the introduction of this opiate,
Speaker 3: this this street drug, ultimately means the spread of this
Speaker 3: street drug. And they knew that from the beginning that
Speaker 3: like by spreading it, they are gaining from it in
Speaker 3: some form or fashion, or at least can spin it
Speaker 3: to gain from it in profits down the line.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm with that, And I feel like if more
Speaker 1: white people were dying from it, or if they were
Speaker 1: if they were leading as far as people who have
Speaker 1: died from Finnol, It'll be cut off at the head, Like,
Speaker 1: why isn't that Like I think it's this is America,
Speaker 1: Like why can't we put systems in place to stop
Speaker 1: finnel from coming in over here?
Speaker 4: It's just too much.
Speaker 3: And I will say I do think a lot of
Speaker 3: white people are dying from it. But I think now
Speaker 3: what they figured out is how to then make that
Speaker 3: direct profit rather than this long game that they had
Speaker 3: to play with like crack and fucking Heroin and.
Speaker 4: Shit right, because it's the classism of it all. What
Speaker 4: type of white people are dying?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they like and Middle America hicks, you know,
Speaker 1: underrepresented it poor white's Yeah.
Speaker 3: True, yeah, hell yeah, I think we did it. But Ax,
Speaker 3: this was great. Could you tell the people where they
Speaker 3: can find you and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, So you can follow me on Instagram
Speaker 1: at eight zero dollars in a suitcase. It's eighty dollars
Speaker 1: in a suitcase. I have my show show on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Who made the Potato Salad Show? There are all three
Speaker 1: handles on Instagram. Yeah, I have my own podcast called
Speaker 1: the Dough I'm Limonada where we talk all things money.
Speaker 4: I love money. I love talking about it.
Speaker 1: I love the emotional attachment to it, and like why
Speaker 1: we don't talk about it enough.
Speaker 4: I think being transparent, especially.
Speaker 1: As black people, like I will tell you exactly how
Speaker 1: much they paid me and tell you to ask for more,
Speaker 1: you know, like, I think that's cool.
Speaker 4: No, we have to what we have to. So I like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 4: look at your bust down in the back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so follow the dough on Lemonada wherever you
Speaker 1: get your pods and yeah, there's some cool stuff that
Speaker 1: I legally can't talk about, but just stay tuned at
Speaker 1: the end of this year and.
Speaker 3: See fuck yeah, yeah, stay tuned. You got a little
Speaker 3: to be continued right at the end, like a like
Speaker 3: a nineties music video.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you said you got a little too,
Speaker 4: b I'll say.
Speaker 3: No, Oh, David, he's back, he's back, and he's speaking
Speaker 3: Spanish again.
Speaker 4: David.
Speaker 1: Is that song when they said I said, oh, like
Speaker 1: go masta, she said gonna need you. That's that's David Ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: like sit in the episode.
Speaker 3: Now we're getting started. This is where I say, yes, sir, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yes, please rewatch the Blackening if you haven't
Speaker 1: seen it horror comedy written and produced and starring my
Speaker 1: baby Dwayne Perkins. So yeah, watch Please Don't Destroy on
Speaker 1: Peacock Run at the Numbers. Yeah, and there's gonna be
Speaker 1: other opportunities to support my community endeavors because I'm deeply
Speaker 1: invested in bringing up the next generation of creatives of color.
Speaker 4: So there'll be opportunities to support that coming soon.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, yeah, go support all that ship and uh
Speaker 3: and we ain't bringing up the community David, what you're
Speaker 3: selling for yourself?
Speaker 5: Now? Brother? You can watch me on Exploding Kittens on Netflix,
Speaker 5: only about four of the nine episodes. You don't have
Speaker 5: to watch them all, just the ones that happen. You
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Speaker 5: sign up for the free Patreon. There's over thirty pieces
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Speaker 5: It's hilarious. Sign up for that for free, you know.
Speaker 5: Shout out to everybody at the African American Arts Festival.
Speaker 5: It was so hot. Whoa fun? I went on Axis.
Speaker 5: So here's what happened. I was riding my bike and
Speaker 5: I was like, I ended up in the parade and
Speaker 5: then I was like, oh, I didn't even know. So
Speaker 5: I walked through, but I had my bike so all
Speaker 5: kind of sweaty. And then I told everybody. I was like,
Speaker 5: let's all go back on Sunday. And then we ended
Speaker 5: up not going back on Sunday, but I went on Saturday.
Speaker 5: I had a great time by myself. Almost got me
Speaker 5: with those African hats. Almost bought one, didn't have enough.
Speaker 3: Cat would you would you have worn it genuinely? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it would become a new almost like daily hat
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 5: Not daily. I don't know why you do that to
Speaker 5: me all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm in stylistically.
Speaker 5: Your little daily hats you.
Speaker 4: Want to wear, David, you want to put on your little.
Speaker 5: Daily bring your little African hat on and each Yeah, Ice,
Speaker 5: I didn't mean you'd wake up in koofy.
Speaker 3: I just meant that, like you would you know, wear
Speaker 3: it frequently.
Speaker 5: I want a big hat for events. I got baseball hats,
Speaker 5: but like when you go to like a food festival,
Speaker 5: especially lately, it's been so hot. Bro We were at
Speaker 5: Jazz in the Park the other day and I was
Speaker 5: like sweating. I was like, this is not I need
Speaker 5: a bigger one for outside. So I believe for that
Speaker 5: for sure. Okay, fair enough?
Speaker 3: Well as always, you can follow me at Langston Herman
Speaker 3: on all social media platform and watch my special August
Speaker 3: twentieth on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a time, y'all. Y'all go ahead in
Speaker 3: tune in on that. And if you want to send
Speaker 3: us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you
Speaker 3: want to explain to us where the fentanyl should be hidden.
Speaker 3: Maybe we put chicken, Maybe we're putting it in our broccoli.
Speaker 5: You tell me what.
Speaker 1: It.
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Speaker 5: What do you?
Speaker 3: I gotta explain everything to you?
Speaker 5: Shut up?
Speaker 3: Bye, bitch?
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Speaker 1: pop my butt.
Speaker 5: Do you know what pop my butt meant? To Harriet Tubman?
Speaker 4: Do you know what that meant?
Speaker 3: It meant a whip.
Speaker 5: My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: It's a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network
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Speaker 5: Greeted and hosted by Langston Krekt, co hosted by David Bori.
Speaker 5: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Han Soni and Olivia Akilon.
Speaker 5: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin.
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