Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,
Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This
Speaker 1: is important.
Speaker 2: I think this is my favorite episode we've ever done.
Speaker 2: I'm having a great time.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Speaker 2: Gobble gobble toil and trouble.
Speaker 3: Buckle up, ye.
Speaker 2: Dan, I kind of really actually, and I hate to
Speaker 2: start it off this way. I hate to start off
Speaker 2: this way, guys. I have to poo poo. I do
Speaker 2: that sucks? So you want to stop the podcast or
Speaker 2: are we No? No, I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna grip
Speaker 2: my teeth and I'm gonna fight through it.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: But just know all the TII nation, this whole pod,
Speaker 2: I do have to poop poo. This is all pukaka.
Speaker 3: What a what a record? We just ok? I just
Speaker 3: mentioned of ship.
Speaker 4: I need to shower. Apparently I'm looking like you guys
Speaker 4: were just kind of roasting me.
Speaker 3: Yeah you look weird. I was saying you look like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, but you guys are just roasted me, saying
Speaker 3: I look like Luka Doncic's mid game. Austin reeves like
Speaker 3: scruffy beard, weirdly wet yet dry hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was saying, Austin Reeves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what's happening. It's not a good look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up with that? How can you get the
Speaker 2: little bangs hanging out at the bottom of the snap back?
Speaker 3: That's it? Good?
Speaker 4: I just put I put, I put my hat on.
Speaker 4: That's how they flopped. They could flop up. Should I readjust?
Speaker 2: That's real bieber core. You're going to hardcore justin Bieber.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: That's not really what I was looking. Do you like
Speaker 3: how you look? I don't.
Speaker 2: Do you like the way you look?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's the matter. No, you're off of it. What do
Speaker 3: you want to look like? Usually I don't like when
Speaker 3: I look in the mirror. I don't like it. Do
Speaker 3: you Usually you don't like the way you look? No? Usually? Not? No? Really?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's mostly for me.
Speaker 4: I have body dysmorphia, and I always look at myself,
Speaker 4: even when I'm in great shape. I'm like, you're a fat,
Speaker 4: ugly piece of ship, dude, your boobs are huge. Rain
Speaker 4: it in, get it together. And I never did it.
Speaker 4: I never did that is true. I never did no,
Speaker 4: not that.
Speaker 3: Not as rained in as you've been rained in the
Speaker 3: last decade.
Speaker 2: I think you're more.
Speaker 4: About as rained in as I as I've been for
Speaker 4: the last few years. Yeah, but still, but still. I
Speaker 4: you know, we started the podcast, I looked like this, Hey, Adam,
Speaker 4: be nice to my friend friend will due.
Speaker 2: Should we say happy birthday?
Speaker 3: It's important?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm kind of feeling it. It was Blake's
Speaker 2: birthday yesterday. Yeah, I'm kind of feeling it. I'm a
Speaker 2: little torchy.
Speaker 4: Yes, So I expected you to come in looking real
Speaker 4: down trotten. Worse than you Yeah, worse than me, for sure.
Speaker 4: I did not even drink last night. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're kind of worse on inside.
Speaker 2: Worse looking on the pod. Well, luckily and they are
Speaker 2: a sponsor of the show. I popped one of these
Speaker 2: bad boysh five hour energy and it has got me
Speaker 2: feeling good.
Speaker 3: When did you pop it? About five hours ago?
Speaker 2: So it's my daddy might be ready for another one.
Speaker 3: So did you know what time, podcaster? I did.
Speaker 2: But I needed it right out the gate.
Speaker 3: And you were like, I need energy right up until.
Speaker 2: Well that was just to take care of his daughter.
Speaker 2: He needed a little boost. It had a driver to school. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: still drunk. Has anybody ever made and I hope I
Speaker 2: I hope I don't get as kicked off the project
Speaker 2: for this. But has anybody ever done a five hour
Speaker 2: energy Henesnes?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean maybe that doesn't sound good.
Speaker 3: I thought I bet it'd be. Can you give me
Speaker 3: an adam a few minutes?
Speaker 4: It would be good mixed with like a soda and
Speaker 4: Red Bull in vodka.
Speaker 3: I'm mixed with a Red Bull. Yeah, mixed. Here's my pitch, Adam,
Speaker 3: Adam yourself here, red, but you cut it with so.
Speaker 2: Our energy.
Speaker 4: You're trying to party all night, dude, party online and
Speaker 4: then you and then you immediately look how I currently
Speaker 4: look just sweaty, are flopping one weird weirdly red for
Speaker 4: no reason.
Speaker 2: But you lose the if it's not hennessy, then you
Speaker 2: lose the five hour energy. And that's like my branding.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to brand here. Yeah, you do like fun
Speaker 2: wordplace that is your thing.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my claim to fame. Bit better have my honey,
Speaker 2: you know all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if anyone's ever done that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I was bummed that I couldn't make it up to
Speaker 4: the friend's birthday party. Dude, Yeah, I used to real bang,
Speaker 4: but I am planning on crashing your family dinner.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're coming to my family dinner tonight.
Speaker 3: I am coming to your family.
Speaker 2: My God will be there. Okay, okay, well that's cool.
Speaker 2: That would be intimate.
Speaker 3: I already cleared. I already cleared it with Sam.
Speaker 4: It's all good. Okay, yeah, okay, I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 4: right with you guys. I'm gonna sit kind of far
Speaker 4: away and wear some arrows and send you guys. Wait,
Speaker 4: what a lot of teki Pitchers.
Speaker 3: And Hennessy in five hour? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, another plate of Takeito's from the man at the bar.
Speaker 2: And it's just me kipping my hat towards you. Have.
Speaker 3: We talked taeketos on this podcast. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it. This is important, baby. What what
Speaker 2: do you got to say about taquitos?
Speaker 3: My friend? I think that taketos they straddle a really
Speaker 3: interesting line where, oh shit, I'm never going to order them,
Speaker 3: either you have diarrhea or you don't go ahead, But
Speaker 3: when they're somewhere and I grab one, sometimes they're lifesavers. Man,
Speaker 3: sometimes I'm like, fuck, dude, I needed that taketo, like
Speaker 3: on set when there's a fly around.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, there ain't nothing wrong with taketos. I agree,
Speaker 2: I'm not one to order it.
Speaker 3: There is. They're really dry, they're really wid Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: not gonna order them. But usually takeedos are dry. They're
Speaker 3: really kind of weirdly hard on the outside. Not crispy, hard,
Speaker 3: like hardened. I think you got a bad batch of tekey. Yeah,
Speaker 3: bad for for forty three years.
Speaker 4: Dude, I don't I don't order taketos, but I don't
Speaker 4: order ship like that.
Speaker 3: I that's what I'm saying. You might be What does
Speaker 3: that even mean? You don't order ship like you might
Speaker 3: be in a flower?
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm a I'm a fajitas. I'm a fajitas all
Speaker 4: the way. And you guys know this about me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we come sizzling.
Speaker 3: But what category are you thinking? The taketos are in
Speaker 3: the ship like that category? What else is in that category?
Speaker 3: Is it in its own category? Because that's kind of cool. Well,
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 2: That's a that's like eating three hard shell tacos in one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not even as good as a hard
Speaker 3: shell taco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 4: So that's what I don't order them, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying because there's there's almost nothing inside of it. Shut up, bitch,
Speaker 3: I know. And that's what I said. I don't order them,
Speaker 3: But when they fly around and I grab one, I'm like,
Speaker 3: that really is ye? See?
Speaker 4: I like we're talking in Hollywood stuff out the gate.
Speaker 4: We're talking fly arounds on set.
Speaker 3: But if you go to a barbecue, you go to
Speaker 3: somebody's party and they got some taketos, they're flying around. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're flying around. What was that? What? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sound soundboard just made a weird fart, did it.
Speaker 4: I feel like Durs is chunking a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like Durs is chunk.
Speaker 3: I guess when you're got a hundred thousand fans, sometimes
Speaker 3: you'd be chunking. Subscribe. We can move on from ship
Speaker 3: like that. I guess, Uh, Isaac, what's on the list?
Speaker 3: What's next on the list? Sorry? I jumped the list
Speaker 3: with to ketos.
Speaker 2: Isaac has scripted our first episode. We're on script today.
Speaker 2: So he called me so excited.
Speaker 4: He called me about something else, But then he was
Speaker 4: he was like, dude, today on the podcast, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do I'm gonna like write things down and put it
Speaker 4: in the chat of things that you guys can talk about.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I think we've on like four hundred episodes.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you have to, but yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like you're doing anything. Getting radical He say, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna chime in with like a bunch of stuff,
Speaker 4: like I have a whole list.
Speaker 2: That way, you guys can just look at it. You
Speaker 2: could talk about it if you want to.
Speaker 3: You don't have to.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, obviously we don't have to. And then
Speaker 4: he only wrote the Oscars. That's the only thing on
Speaker 4: the list, dude.
Speaker 3: Twenty minutes ago, Getting radical, he had.
Speaker 2: A whole fucking list, Adam, whole list, dude, and we
Speaker 2: appreciate it.
Speaker 4: And then he just writes the Oscars. And by the way,
Speaker 4: we don't give a shit about the Oscars?
Speaker 3: Are we are? We gonna go in deep on the Oscars.
Speaker 3: And this episode comes out after everyone's talked about the
Speaker 3: way the Oscars.
Speaker 4: The Oscars dude, Oscar Oscar, who gives a shit?
Speaker 2: I didn't watch him this year. I feel bad about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was at your fucking dinner. Yeah, well, thank you
Speaker 2: for showing up. I appreciate that Adam's gonna crash it tonight,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 3: Was not crashing.
Speaker 4: I cleared it with I cleared it with your significant other.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: The streets the streets were quiet last there was nobody
Speaker 2: in LA They must have been at the Oscar parties,
Speaker 2: not where I was, because the streets were quiet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were on the East side and everyone who
Speaker 3: matters in this town was in West Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Sorry, well, it didn't feel It didn't feel great to
Speaker 2: not be invited to any Oscar parties, I will tell
Speaker 2: you that much.
Speaker 3: Oh you weren't what that sucks for you? Were you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Which ones hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where he was. He wasn't at the party.
Speaker 4: Uh, the Elton John after party and the viewing party.
Speaker 3: You got invited to the Elton John party? Yeah dude? Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: and you went so pissed. Please tell me you went.
Speaker 3: I did not go.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you go to Elton John's party. I was
Speaker 2: at home in Orange County. I can't I could be
Speaker 2: up here. Yeah, oh not even for Elton John. Make
Speaker 2: the fucking trip, not even for Elton John.
Speaker 4: Dude, Sir Elton, I ran into I saw Elton John
Speaker 4: at a Hamburger Hamlet one time. I was a good spotty.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he used to just hang out there because he
Speaker 3: lived in that apartment building across the street. That's right,
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 2: You guys are real Hollywood insiders, Hollywood. I can't believe
Speaker 2: he didn't go to Elton John party. I would do
Speaker 2: everything to go there.
Speaker 4: You would go down on someone.
Speaker 2: I would. I would go down. If you're at Elton
Speaker 2: John's party and ship starts to really turn up and
Speaker 2: the five hour energies, they're pooring.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been before and I don't know anything, Adam.
Speaker 3: Let him finish this thought. Let him finish this thought, Adam.
Speaker 2: If Sir Elton John says there's a way that I
Speaker 2: can make you a night tonight, and all you have
Speaker 2: to do is fucking.
Speaker 3: He takes his dick and goes like this on your shoulders.
Speaker 3: He puts the dick on each side and then right
Speaker 3: down in the middle. I would do I would let
Speaker 3: him do that to me if it was filmed, and
Speaker 3: like we could show it on the pod, even if
Speaker 3: it didn't make me an. I would love for him
Speaker 3: to go like this with his dick on my shoulders
Speaker 3: and then go, you've been knighted. You would love that.
Speaker 2: You would love that absolutely.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If there's a rock legend and he's knighting you with
Speaker 2: his cock, dude, fucking unreal. You're feeling the love tonight, Babo, not.
Speaker 3: Like alone at his house with no cameras on, but
Speaker 3: like for the bit. No, there's a circle of dudes
Speaker 3: around you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and what are the circle of dudes doing
Speaker 4: in this? They're just streaking, they got their dicks out
Speaker 4: to or they're.
Speaker 3: They're in and around you. Just know they're just watching
Speaker 3: with their hands in their pocket. Yeah okay, Well they're
Speaker 3: chanting night him night, and their hands are in their
Speaker 3: pockets and they're in and around you. What say, no,
Speaker 3: hands in the pocket, hands in the pocket, chance, I've
Speaker 3: never seen. We've got to do this bit between the
Speaker 3: hands in pocket chance and the dick nighting night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know someone's gonna steal it. SNL is gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Please don't destroy boys. You're gonna have this bit next week.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you should have gone to that party. Dude,
Speaker 2: you missed out. It could have been really fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I blew, I blew it. Yeah, those parties are
Speaker 4: usually very fun. I I and in fact, I pitched
Speaker 4: to Chloe that we go and she was like, you
Speaker 4: got a big week. It's the Gemstones premiere this week.
Speaker 4: Oh so Wednesday night is the big banger. Rag.
Speaker 3: Isn't that a good reason to go? Yeah, to like
Speaker 3: fold that in with all the press and whatnot.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the Flame, Hollywood Flame.
Speaker 4: There's not much press. There's not much press at those parties. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're not like doing interviews.
Speaker 3: It's good. It's like just no, but just to like
Speaker 3: have have your photos out there. Mingle, Yeah, Mingle, I'm
Speaker 3: a tech a veil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just you know, we chose not to go. Hey,
Speaker 4: that's okay, And it was a it was an executive decision.
Speaker 2: I wish you would have gave me your invite and
Speaker 2: I would have gone, saying I was you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish that happened and I just hung out
Speaker 3: with all your skater friends and.
Speaker 2: Those parties are fun. I think that was the time.
Speaker 4: I think it was after it was either the Golden
Speaker 4: Globes or the Oscars party that we went to. Blake
Speaker 4: you went, you met up afterwards and we went to
Speaker 4: the after after party and we went and we were
Speaker 4: in the Chateau Marmont.
Speaker 2: That is where I had locked to Law and Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 4: I just want to party really, way to go, h
Speaker 4: It was at the very end of that night.
Speaker 2: You you took on the two strongest dudes for sure,
Speaker 2: Jude Law and.
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a it was like.
Speaker 3: A la la la la type of Oh.
Speaker 2: It was like an Irish kind of chant sort of. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was an Irish I get real Irish the drunker,
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 3: Hey, had divine? Are you hey? Divine?
Speaker 4: I'm looking fucking Irish right now, dude, all red faced
Speaker 4: and I'm looking some Irish as fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm drunk now right. You fell asleep out side, is
Speaker 3: what you just said? Am I chunking?
Speaker 2: You're you're chunking, Yeah, you're chunking, but you're all right,
Speaker 2: You're all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was sitting outside on the balcony and the sun
Speaker 4: was hitting just right and I just closed my eyes
Speaker 4: and I woke up about twenty minutes later, maybe maybe thirty,
Speaker 4: and I had came inside and then it was time
Speaker 4: to podcast. So that's what happened. That's why I think
Speaker 4: I'm looking as red as I'm looking, and it's kind
Speaker 4: of sweaty and looking like Austin Reeves slash luka doncic.
Speaker 3: Got a little sizzle. But I kind of want to
Speaker 3: know was it twenty or was it thirty? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know. There's no way to tell.
Speaker 4: I don't know exactly when those hides.
Speaker 3: How long was this?
Speaker 2: Nat?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 3: Did you dream?
Speaker 2: Did you dream? I no, no, no, no dream.
Speaker 3: No, Adam, have you ever had a dream?
Speaker 4: My dreams all they every time I start to go
Speaker 4: to sleep, they're wildly they're wildly sexual.
Speaker 2: That's the only way I can fall asleep.
Speaker 3: That sh It's important.
Speaker 2: You have super sex sexual dreams alway to get to
Speaker 2: go to sleep. Yeah, okay, that's nice. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: good it's a good headspace to be in.
Speaker 3: Do you ever, like, say, do you have like a
Speaker 3: mantra you say before sleep to like get you into
Speaker 3: that mood, like boner to blow job, boner, blow job?
Speaker 3: Do you ever say that to yourself gobble gobble toil
Speaker 3: and trouble like that. You ever said something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm always saying gobble gobble toil and trouble, gobble,
Speaker 4: gobble toil and trouble.
Speaker 3: This is while you're in I gotta see that.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, Kyle, Chloe is like, I said, Kyle, but I
Speaker 4: mean to say Chloe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like I did. Chloe is like, uh,
Speaker 3: that's a crazy slip up.
Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, you're sweeping with Kyle. Is there some happening?
Speaker 3: No, and he's not allowed to back on the podcast. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: that's weird.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a bad break up. I just want to
Speaker 2: know if it's just you and Kyle, You Kyle and
Speaker 2: Chloe sleeping in bed?
Speaker 3: Yes? Good, Yes, little free action action.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Chloe's like, quit saying that ship on the podcast.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Hell gobble gobble gobble toilet.
Speaker 3: Okay, what else is on the list, Isaac? Yeah, Isaac
Speaker 3: can give us a fucking list. He said Blake's birthday
Speaker 3: we kind of covered that, which is Adam.
Speaker 2: So, what what did you guys? Do you you really
Speaker 2: tied one on Blakey? It was my last two birthdays
Speaker 2: were totally like total burnt down, like went insane. But
Speaker 2: I think I'm still sort of like a little partied
Speaker 2: out from the super Bowl that week in New Orleans,
Speaker 2: just like I just didn't have the gusto to charge ring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that was only a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and we're getting older, we're in our forties now. To
Speaker 4: really bang it out, to bang it out, that's a lot,
Speaker 4: that's a lot.
Speaker 3: What is this the cop, Isaac says the coops.
Speaker 2: Isa The cops came to my The coops came to
Speaker 2: my house at three They did not that's Oh, I
Speaker 2: did get a text from my neighbors because I was
Speaker 2: listening to music very loudly at three am last night
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't. Yes, But here's here's what it wasn't
Speaker 3: the police. What's your family doing when you're rocking out?
Speaker 3: Are you in the back house? Just stick out screaming on.
Speaker 2: Forty one in the back house, some forty one, Come
Speaker 2: forty one, some forty one?
Speaker 3: Hey, hold on.
Speaker 4: So but but it's if you're playing music really loud
Speaker 4: that and your neighbors are complaining your family, but you're
Speaker 4: rocking out in the back house, you're so loudly that
Speaker 4: your neighbors are texting you and complaining, what is love
Speaker 4: your family doing? You have a two year old daughter
Speaker 4: and eleven year old that is over quite often, and
Speaker 4: then your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: What are they up to? They're probably rocking out.
Speaker 2: The kids are heavy sleepers. Sam did text me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did say, come on, man, turn it down, and
Speaker 2: I said, I responded, I looked at you, I looked
Speaker 2: this morning, and I responded with, it's my birthday.
Speaker 3: So I'm in the doghouse. Okay, that's high tea. That's
Speaker 3: high tea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm definitely in the doghouse.
Speaker 3: We might have to test this guy again. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: gotta retell.
Speaker 2: Remind me, remind me to apologize at the end, because,
Speaker 2: by the way, I never would say that.
Speaker 3: I would say I'm so sorry. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I came back with, like, I'm not turning it down.
Speaker 2: I feel pretty bad.
Speaker 4: You were turned Well, that's an insane move because I
Speaker 4: bet you you do listen to music obscenely loud, and
Speaker 4: at three am, I bet it was wild.
Speaker 2: It was loud.
Speaker 3: Here's my saving grace. What did you tell the neighbor?
Speaker 3: Did you say, did you know it's my birthday? No?
Speaker 2: I said, it's Oscar night, bitch, fair enough, very cool.
Speaker 4: Atiba was telling me that you hid the uh the
Speaker 4: power chord to your speaker because you get drunk and
Speaker 4: you play music super loudly and the neighbors complain.
Speaker 3: And he told me this like a week ago.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a huge JBL party box that I
Speaker 2: love to play at a very unreasonable volume, and when
Speaker 2: I do have one of my nights, I tend to
Speaker 2: go back and crank it the volume on the box.
Speaker 2: I unplugged it and I hit the chord. I unplugged
Speaker 2: it and I hid the chord. But so you hit
Speaker 2: the chord from yourself and thinking like my drunk self
Speaker 2: won't be able to find this.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's not hiding it. It's like
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna like the s through it.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, there's many times when my brain could
Speaker 2: go like this is stupid. But it was Oscar night.
Speaker 2: It was my birthday and your birthday. But here's my
Speaker 2: saving grace. I was cranking freaking Steely Dan, so I
Speaker 2: wasn't like it wasn't like a total throwdown. It's just
Speaker 2: like people are like, why is Steely Dan coming through
Speaker 2: my window? At three am.
Speaker 3: What's a Steely Dan song? Like freaking peg thank you?
Speaker 3: You're playing freaking peg hey, nineteen. So so you're in
Speaker 3: the back house cranking down tag.
Speaker 4: Basically play the the Steely Dan song that you were
Speaker 4: playing at right now, Like, let's hear what was blasting
Speaker 4: through your neighbor's windows at three am.
Speaker 3: I only know the one that goes okay, that's Sam.
Speaker 2: That Sam was like, come on, man, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Turn it down? And you were like, ready, my birthday.
Speaker 2: I want to let's say a song is the it's such.
Speaker 5: A dad, hey, I take it back. You gotta blast
Speaker 5: this one, dude.
Speaker 3: Come on, bro, it's Oscar night, Come with me? Three am?
Speaker 3: Didn't nor do we care about it? If you really listen,
Speaker 3: you can hear Chevy Chase on the drums. It's three am.
Speaker 3: I'm cranking it.
Speaker 2: There you go. I'm cranking it, bro. Sorry, neighbors, It's
Speaker 2: Oscar night.
Speaker 3: Let's go and so that song on repeat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. Well, no, I went through the whole gamut.
Speaker 4: I wonder if your neighbors, I know that they like
Speaker 4: everyone to your face loves you because you're like, oh, blake, man,
Speaker 4: he's got the crazy. Blake's crazy. You know they say
Speaker 4: stuff like that. Oh, Blake's crazy.
Speaker 3: Look at that hair. Oh man, he's crazy.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they secretly hate you, like secretly, like
Speaker 4: when they're in their house and they're like talking to
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 3: Oh, you parked his wrangler on my lawn last night.
Speaker 4: Oh here he is walking drunk again. Yeah, look at
Speaker 4: this ring footage of him stumbling into our bush alone.
Speaker 3: He's juggling a chainsaw and his He spiked a bottle
Speaker 3: of beer on my drive. Yeah, do you think they
Speaker 3: hit you?
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm a good neighbor. I'm a good neighbor
Speaker 2: other than last night. It's auscar night though.
Speaker 3: But you said they've texted you before.
Speaker 2: Tiba told me that that this has happened multiple times. Look,
Speaker 2: it's only really special occasions, all right, really special And
Speaker 2: I've and I've hit the cord since and it's back
Speaker 2: in the drawer. What was the last occasion on like
Speaker 2: a forty nine er game?
Speaker 4: But you know this, you know this special occasion that
Speaker 4: that Blake was drinking with his neighbor. Yeah, last Tuesday,
Speaker 4: By the way, we pitched the next day. We went
Speaker 4: and pitched the next day. We were drinking with your neighbor,
Speaker 4: and then at three am, you sent a tiba a
Speaker 4: text of that speaker and he goes. And the next
Speaker 4: morning I had breakfast with the tiba and he goes.
Speaker 4: Blake must have really tied one on last night. I
Speaker 4: guess he hid the I recorded this, and he must
Speaker 4: have dug it out at.
Speaker 2: Three I sent that picture because he knows the whole backstory.
Speaker 3: I didn't listen to.
Speaker 2: Music that night. I was jo that was a later okay,
Speaker 2: I was joshing you, guys. I wanted to send him
Speaker 2: on a wild goose.
Speaker 3: Chase epic git dude, we were fooled. At breakfast. We
Speaker 3: were floored by that epic gig.
Speaker 2: I'm l and shout out to JBL party box that
Speaker 2: thing thump.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like one.
Speaker 3: Is that what's called the party box?
Speaker 2: The party box? Baby, it's off the chain.
Speaker 4: That's a good gift. That's something that you would like
Speaker 4: to receive. But I don't know if I would ever
Speaker 4: go by a party box. Yes, because immediately you're like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play this too loudly.
Speaker 2: It's the taketos of speakers, for sure. It's like it's
Speaker 2: of electronics. Yeah, because you you're like kind of firm.
Speaker 4: On the outside, it seems dumb, just a box that
Speaker 4: lights up, and you know, it seems stupid. But then
Speaker 4: you have one, someone gifted it to you as a
Speaker 4: birthday president or something, and then you're bet you're alone
Speaker 4: in your back house. M three am steely Dan comes
Speaker 4: a calling, get.
Speaker 2: It ik, Hey baby, yeah, thank you, thank you for
Speaker 2: seeing me.
Speaker 3: What's cool is you're like, my daughter's a deep sleeper,
Speaker 3: but like, how do you know that she wasn't awake
Speaker 3: the whole time?
Speaker 2: Because if the girls were up, they would have come
Speaker 2: banging on the back door, like say, I'm gonna kick
Speaker 2: my ast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if that happened, no, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: No, come on, man, I'm a good neighbor, I'm a
Speaker 2: good dad.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have a lot of questions. I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: a lot of questions tonight at family dinner.
Speaker 3: Thought I'm crushing.
Speaker 2: Thank you please, maybe you just lost your invite man
Speaker 2: and Isaac, if you could.
Speaker 3: Add Adam, if you could add Adam's like interrogation to
Speaker 3: the list for next podcast, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a little five hour and a drink.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell, man, I got mine. Anything is possible. I've
Speaker 2: ever hendy.
Speaker 3: Why do you why?
Speaker 2: Why is yours cooler packaging?
Speaker 4: Theirs me?
Speaker 3: I'm a fucking g like that, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like Blake has the classic and you
Speaker 4: you have, like, uh, the Baja Blast version.
Speaker 3: I had to go to the store. We needed it
Speaker 3: for a commercial and then it didn't get to me right.
Speaker 3: So when I was in the hardware store the other day,
Speaker 3: just grab some.
Speaker 2: Oh weird, you know, while we're while we're talking talking
Speaker 2: about pod sponsors, we did get a box.
Speaker 3: Full of is this on the list? No more list?
Speaker 2: Well, Isaac should have put this on the list.
Speaker 3: Go ahead. Yeah, I feel weird about it, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: We did get a box of sex toys.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got them right here. I got them
Speaker 3: right here. Let's see what was uh there?
Speaker 4: I mean they were kind of strange. I mean kind
Speaker 4: of they're very strange.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't knock until you try it.
Speaker 4: Yes, there you go, dary, if that's anything like it was,
Speaker 4: It was actually sent it to me because it's called
Speaker 4: the Trifecta.
Speaker 3: It's made by a company calls wait, what does it say? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dig that one?
Speaker 3: Take it out.
Speaker 4: The one that the one that I got was a
Speaker 4: was a dildo that okay, it wasn't just a regular dildo,
Speaker 4: you know. It was a dildo that you slide your
Speaker 4: dick inside of. Go on, you, this is the way,
Speaker 4: and you tie the back part around your balls.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait you stick your dick inside of it? What?
Speaker 3: And then what? And then the.
Speaker 4: There's like a back loop that you tuck your balls through,
Speaker 4: so it's harnest on Yeah, and then you hold obviously
Speaker 4: apparently I mean it's for guys with really small digs. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because what okay, well, then it's for guys with really
Speaker 4: small dicks.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 4: And it was like, I'm a little offended that they
Speaker 4: said that one.
Speaker 3: How big is the dick though?
Speaker 4: It's not even that big. It's seven and a half inches.
Speaker 4: It's not like a nine inch dick or anything.
Speaker 2: It was okay, if yeah, if you're gonna do it,
Speaker 2: go not And I'm doing quick, Matthew, right.
Speaker 3: I just want to party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you had the type of girl that wants
Speaker 4: you to put your dick inside of a bigger dick
Speaker 4: and fuck her with that that dick has to be
Speaker 4: nine inches long.
Speaker 2: She wants the hog.
Speaker 3: I told you also, maybe it is it. Look, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna give this company the benefit of doubt. Maybe they're
Speaker 3: just like, hey, it's thicker now, it's not about length,
Speaker 3: it's thicker. Thicker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, by the way it would be, I
Speaker 4: mean it was thick, it would be thick.
Speaker 3: Adam is droopling. Okay, I'm gonna come. He said it twice,
Speaker 3: dick he wants, and the second time was very serious.
Speaker 4: I'm are we talking like, well, dig out yours, dig
Speaker 4: out your see if if it's the same one that
Speaker 4: we got.
Speaker 2: Jersey opened the packers. Did he freeze? Still he's gone.
Speaker 2: He's been struggling this whole podcast. Fuck he froze right
Speaker 2: on the dildo reveal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the worst time to freeze. Left us hanging.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, there he is. There. I'm sitting here going, well,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm chunking.
Speaker 2: It was hard chunking do a dildo reveal for us.
Speaker 2: Let's bust years open.
Speaker 3: Let dude, can you do a dildo? Let's see it?
Speaker 2: Is it a and folks, this is how we get
Speaker 2: that plaque in back and this is how we get
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand fans on YouTube.
Speaker 4: All right, subscribers, they're not fans necessarily.
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go, by the way. By the way,
Speaker 3: how great would it be if I was like, that's weird? Sorry, okay,
Speaker 3: break to seal.
Speaker 6: For some reason, the seals are He's like minding back
Speaker 6: and do ye I go, I go, Hey, we're it's
Speaker 6: really really stuck.
Speaker 3: It's stuck my hands.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do it a lot. What do we got baby?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: This is Oh it's it's well packaged. It's sealed.
Speaker 3: So okay, it's like a big gummy bear.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I got this. I got this one too.
Speaker 2: There's there's three holes. There's three different holes.
Speaker 3: So, adam, you did break the seal? Yes, I opened
Speaker 3: them all. I wanted to see what I was working with.
Speaker 3: Oh there's three different there's three different hole. My god,
Speaker 3: there's like a little remixes.
Speaker 2: Look at that thing. It's like something from Indiana Joan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, holy see to think about I don't like, I
Speaker 4: don't I don't need all this when I'm when I'm
Speaker 4: jerking off. I'm pretty good at just regular jerking off.
Speaker 4: That seems like too much of a thing he thinks.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, you don't need it, but when you have it,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a good session.
Speaker 3: It's session. Do your do not put that on your eye.
Speaker 3: It's like a galascope. Uh, would you use it, Blake?
Speaker 3: I mean you got one. Have you used it?
Speaker 2: I have not used it, but I would. I would
Speaker 2: give it all. Give it a go. Okay, see what
Speaker 2: it's all about?
Speaker 4: Well, next next podcast, we want to hear your review
Speaker 4: if he got the invites to the Vanity Fairpark, you
Speaker 4: want to hear me doing it on the last Isaac.
Speaker 3: Now I want to.
Speaker 4: Hear the review of how you felt post the masturbator
Speaker 4: by whatever that company?
Speaker 3: We see the other one.
Speaker 2: That's cool? So wait, can you hit it from the
Speaker 2: front and the back?
Speaker 3: What is that? I guess you could, but then you
Speaker 3: don't know where your dick's gonna go.
Speaker 2: So's your dick's to be like busting out the backside?
Speaker 2: That's cool, man. I think if your dick is large
Speaker 2: enough to bust out the backside, that's what that's for.
Speaker 2: You won't have to worry about that. Wow, dude, Honestly,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to go on record, I think this
Speaker 2: is my favorite episode we've ever done. I'm having a
Speaker 2: great time. I don't know if it's the three am
Speaker 2: Steely Dan, it's gotta be the five hour, or if
Speaker 2: it's the five hour Energy.
Speaker 3: Or it's the bud light, the probably three bud lights
Speaker 3: you've had so far, or the bud light right right
Speaker 3: to the right. Is this the one you got here?
Speaker 3: Glow job? What is the glow job?
Speaker 2: Bust it open?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if I got that
Speaker 4: busted open?
Speaker 6: Baby steels already busted.
Speaker 2: That's kind of weird way, Isaac, thank you for the list, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you for the list.
Speaker 4: Rather, Isaac's two things on the list were the oscars
Speaker 4: and the coops came to your house at three am?
Speaker 3: What's really cool about the coops?
Speaker 4: This just looks like.
Speaker 2: Is it so?
Speaker 3: You're not going to open it? Not exactly the same,
Speaker 3: but like a thing you fuck? Yeah, But it's got
Speaker 3: a mouthful.
Speaker 2: Well what did you think it was gonna be one
Speaker 2: of those cool dicks?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Remember remember when we used to get all the flesh lights. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was rad.
Speaker 3: Was not cheap. No, I didn't like them. I tried
Speaker 3: it once.
Speaker 2: It was not for me. I'm not into that's a
Speaker 2: whole production. That's the reusable stuff. That's weird. Man, They're
Speaker 2: not weird if that's your thing whatever.
Speaker 3: Blake likes a relationship with his toy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, once you have to like put it in
Speaker 2: in the fucking dishwasher or whatever, that's when it starts
Speaker 2: to it gets a little two heck.
Speaker 4: Well, I I was given so many of them, and
Speaker 4: uh so you know they're spenser, so I didn't want
Speaker 4: to throw them away. I kept a bunch of them
Speaker 4: and they're just in like a tough, like big tub
Speaker 4: that I have. And when I first started to day Chloe,
Speaker 4: she was like, oh, there we go. She was looking
Speaker 4: through stuff like organizing my house for me, and she
Speaker 4: just found like a tub of things to fuck. She
Speaker 4: thought it was like a secret undercover freak dude. And
Speaker 4: they were the weird ones that were like alien pussy.
Speaker 4: Do you remember those that were like green and purple?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those things are now see, Yeah that I'm weird.
Speaker 2: Might I might break code for that that I'm that
Speaker 2: I would just have as a decoration. That thing is
Speaker 2: cool enough just to kind of have on the dining
Speaker 2: table as a centerpiece.
Speaker 3: Sure, some roses coming out.
Speaker 4: Of Sam's gonna text you come on, man, dude, I'm done.
Speaker 2: This might be it.
Speaker 3: I'm done.
Speaker 2: I might live in the back house. I might not
Speaker 2: be allowed back in. I blew it, brother.
Speaker 3: So we don't even know what company this is. That's
Speaker 3: kind of the bummer.
Speaker 2: It's Isaac.
Speaker 3: Isaac made that. Oh, pure Pure Romance. Sorry, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: not like. I just need that a little bigger so
Speaker 3: that I know.
Speaker 2: That's the thing about That's the thing about Pure Romance
Speaker 2: is it's not about them, It's about you. And that's
Speaker 2: what I really love about the company. They don't stamp
Speaker 2: it everywhere.
Speaker 3: Hey, fair enough enough.
Speaker 2: They're just really about your satisfact. Just reseal this. So
Speaker 2: that's weird.
Speaker 3: H It is nice that I opened it for the podcast,
Speaker 3: so that if it's found and it's open and anyone
Speaker 3: asks why it's open, I go, hey, I'm putting food
Speaker 3: on the table.
Speaker 4: Okay for the podcast, Yes, for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Want me to day I open it for the podcast.
Speaker 3: It's work.
Speaker 2: I can't use the thing that being said.
Speaker 4: So made it on TMZ from when they remember the
Speaker 4: last podcast.
Speaker 2: Grandma where the cop fell.
Speaker 4: They're saying twenty feet TMZ's reporting fell down a twenty
Speaker 4: foot embankment. It's not twenty feet, yeah, dude, it was
Speaker 4: eight feet.
Speaker 3: But still it was a solid fall. I don't want
Speaker 3: to fall eight feet.
Speaker 2: That footage is so funny in a bad way, but
Speaker 2: you know the crazy part.
Speaker 4: The footage didn't make it on TMZ. Oh at least
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it. I think it was just for
Speaker 4: whatever reason, just an article about it, and it wasn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't see any actual footage, so I thought my
Speaker 4: neighbor ratted me out sent the footage. So what happened
Speaker 4: was the cop was trying to He climbed up the
Speaker 4: side of my house, and then one cop went inside
Speaker 4: to check to see if there was So what happened
Speaker 4: was the alarm was going off, the cops were checking
Speaker 4: the perimeter. They climbed up to check the door. The
Speaker 4: door was unlocked. A cop called me at the very
Speaker 4: end of the last podcast and was like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna walk through your house if that's okay, see if there's.
Speaker 3: Anyone hiding in the house. I'm like, yeah, absolutely, but.
Speaker 4: Uh, and so he goes. I was like, don't check
Speaker 4: the upstairs closet. You're gonna find a bunch of alien
Speaker 4: alien pussy.
Speaker 3: And a room pobs. Don't worry about that. Don't worry
Speaker 3: about that. Don't wake up. My friend Kyle in bed
Speaker 3: the cops like those are gone. They took him.
Speaker 4: And then a few days later, a few days later,
Speaker 4: my publicist emails me and it says, hey, TMC's going
Speaker 4: to run a article about the cop falling at your house.
Speaker 4: I'm like what, And then my neighbor sent me a
Speaker 4: video that I showed you guys of the cop falling alfu.
Speaker 4: He one cop tried to scale back down where he
Speaker 4: climbed up and straight up eight shit on a solid
Speaker 4: like eight to ten feet drop, and his gun went flying,
Speaker 4: his baton went flying, and he guess he fully broke
Speaker 4: his arm.
Speaker 3: He had to go to the hospital. Poor guy, perfect blake.
Speaker 3: Why is he climbing up there?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy they did because the door was unlocked
Speaker 2: and that is where someone broke in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks prior.
Speaker 3: But like I guess, I'm like, do they have to
Speaker 3: climb up there? Like if someone broke into the second
Speaker 3: third story window of a house, Like, do they have
Speaker 3: to climb the house?
Speaker 4: I guess I yeah, you know what. I guess cops
Speaker 4: are doing all kinds of cool, dope shit that we don't.
Speaker 3: Even know about. But this is what happened.
Speaker 2: He was going above and beyond.
Speaker 4: Well he could have The crazy part is they could
Speaker 4: have just locked the door, walked through the house, came
Speaker 4: out the garage close to behind them. I don't know
Speaker 4: why he tried to scale back down. That was him
Speaker 4: just going like I can get I came up, I
Speaker 4: can go back down.
Speaker 3: Right. Going down always harder, winning always harder.
Speaker 2: It is it is and uh and he slipped and
Speaker 2: fell like.
Speaker 3: You know about going down. I felt bad for the
Speaker 3: poor guy.
Speaker 4: It sucks because you don't want the cops to hate
Speaker 4: you and your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there, they might be over you. That's why we
Speaker 2: can't really post the foot the funny footage. No, we're
Speaker 2: not post kind of.
Speaker 4: It's kind of.
Speaker 3: So here's my fief. If he gets in the house
Speaker 3: and he finds the guy or a woman and he
Speaker 3: shoots the titties off this person in your house, Are
Speaker 3: you moving if there's this titty all over the wall,
Speaker 3: you out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I feel if a cop shot the titties off a
Speaker 4: person in the home after everything that's been happening. I
Speaker 4: feel like we gotta get We got to sell the
Speaker 4: house or we would not allow well one, she would
Speaker 4: just never come here.
Speaker 3: Because imagine they clean, they do, they do a deep clean.
Speaker 3: I don't think they do it six months later. But
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, let's say you get one done six
Speaker 3: months later. An earthquake. Okay, it kind of shakes one
Speaker 3: of your like lamps that are hanging right and from
Speaker 3: on top of the lamp.
Speaker 2: Scribbled up, dry full nipple, yeah, falls down.
Speaker 3: That would suck. Your child eats it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like it because bo Yeah, his favorite
Speaker 4: food is beat jerky.
Speaker 2: So oh shit, wait to raise him right really long,
Speaker 2: really thick, really hell yeah tough.
Speaker 3: That a boy. That a boy.
Speaker 4: He's a jerky boy out the gig, dude, hell ship,
Speaker 4: he's got his shoes in his glasses.
Speaker 3: Five.
Speaker 2: I love that monster.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows what jerky boys are.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, that would that would suck.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I for sure would have to move, and
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Damn well, you know, shout out to that guy. He
Speaker 2: tried to make something look cool and then he ended
Speaker 2: up taking a bit of a nose dive, but I
Speaker 2: don't even know if he was trying to make it
Speaker 2: look cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go through and open the front door.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling he's like, Yo, check this out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking like do a karate flip off the side.
Speaker 3: It was. That was like a total kook slam. It
Speaker 3: was a yeah.
Speaker 4: And when he gets up, you see his arm is
Speaker 4: like all bent and you're like, oh, that's that's broken out.
Speaker 3: And then is his homie. The other cop was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, are you okay? You okay?
Speaker 4: And he doesn't answer.
Speaker 2: He just walks. He just walks off shocked.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: You know, you're really hurt when you don't answer, ye,
Speaker 4: when you don't even say like, I'm good. Like, if
Speaker 4: you can say I'm good, you do this, you're just yeah,
Speaker 4: you don't even have to be good, just say I'm good.
Speaker 2: But if you're that hurt that you don't, if you're
Speaker 2: that hurt you say nothing, you just walk off. You're
Speaker 2: in your own world of pain, right and guys.
Speaker 3: Know, let him go, let him go, Let him walk
Speaker 3: this one off. The crazy part is the gun fell.
Speaker 4: The gun is laying in the street.
Speaker 3: That's classic.
Speaker 4: There was no rush to pick up the gun. It
Speaker 4: was the gun's just laying there. Imagine if the gun
Speaker 4: were to go off, goodbye, and he shoots a bird.
Speaker 4: If the gun went off and then shoots the tits off,
Speaker 4: the neighbor shuts the tits off my neighbor, or the
Speaker 4: gun goes off it shoots in the air, You're like,
Speaker 4: well that's crazy, and then enter aim Just a bird falls,
Speaker 4: a rare comedy.
Speaker 3: You would have the most viral video of all time.
Speaker 3: But I can't release it, dude, I couldn't release it,
Speaker 3: I know, damn. Alternatively, it shoots into a dry bush
Speaker 3: and that hot bullet just sits there, burns down.
Speaker 4: Hollywood sizzling ship.
Speaker 2: The New Sunset fires not again.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: Adam started them.
Speaker 3: I don't might have started them.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Isaac's list real yet. I like this, Isaac.
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3: Isaac, what is it? No more list?
Speaker 4: He says, no more lists?
Speaker 3: Why I like it?
Speaker 4: Cools?
Speaker 3: His feelings were hurt. I'll talk about something, Blazer, Okay,
Speaker 3: you're just living my dreams. Man. These new Balances commercial,
Speaker 3: these new Bounce commercials very.
Speaker 2: Cool, right, Yeah, liking them very fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're fucking sick.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping I get the purple pair that just dropped
Speaker 2: because those are insight Well, what do you mean you
Speaker 2: have to write?
Speaker 4: What do you you did? The commercial? They got to
Speaker 4: send you the damn shoes.
Speaker 2: Don't have to I hope.
Speaker 3: So he's a man of honor. I think that he
Speaker 3: should be united.
Speaker 4: I think contractually you should have had that in your
Speaker 4: contract that you get a pair of the damn shoes.
Speaker 4: Did you get paid money for this commercial?
Speaker 3: Blake? And do you want to explain what it is
Speaker 3: or what I did?
Speaker 2: I did get paid money? Okay, good, good, good?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Because you do stuff for free that I'm like, what
Speaker 4: are you doing? You get paid for this bit?
Speaker 3: Oh? The first three seasons of Wardaholics, he was serving teketos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a little Instagram campaign for New Balance. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: that's time.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: The footage was pretty cool. They did a good job
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was they had because I'm like skydiving in
Speaker 2: a squirrel suit in the whole thing. But I was
Speaker 2: up on like a rig all day, dude, with like
Speaker 2: on some iron manship.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: I felt like Robert Downey junior.
Speaker 3: Usually with like the hair, your any long hair, and
Speaker 3: like a green screen situation, it looks whack, but it
Speaker 3: looks good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did a good job with it.
Speaker 2: It's starting to be uh, these green screens. They're getting
Speaker 2: really good, really good with this stuff.
Speaker 3: Remember blue screens, they were blue, they used to be blue.
Speaker 2: They did, really did.
Speaker 4: I was surprised it looked as good because we did
Speaker 4: a thing in The Outlaws where we're skydiving and Pierce
Speaker 4: Brasen is strapped to my back and it looks remarkably bad, so.
Speaker 2: Bad that I at one point I was like, do
Speaker 2: we cut this?
Speaker 3: And we didn't.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, it'll it'll end up looking better, it'll
Speaker 2: end up looking better.
Speaker 3: And it just did not.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to go back and watch that scene again.
Speaker 2: You remember jumping out at me.
Speaker 3: I think I remember what Adam's talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just it wasn't the best.
Speaker 3: It seemed unfortunate at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't the best, and you know what it was.
Speaker 4: I think we should have hung up there a little
Speaker 4: longer to maybe get some alternate angles, because we went
Speaker 4: up there and I think Pierce hated it so much
Speaker 4: that he was like, we.
Speaker 3: Got it, we got it. Oh, it sucks, it's not fun.
Speaker 3: We were like, yeah, yep, we got it. Do we
Speaker 3: get it? We didn't get it, Pierce under the bus.
Speaker 2: It's a whole core workout that shit, Like I was sold.
Speaker 3: So Pierce has no core, is what we're saying.
Speaker 4: I would never just say, well, he's seven, or however, okay,
Speaker 4: looks good, dude, I had to. I did the same
Speaker 4: thing for Gemsuns this season. Uh, we're in like jet
Speaker 4: packs for fuck yeah some episodes, so the premiere will
Speaker 4: be out by the time this is out, so we're
Speaker 4: in jet packs. And dude, we were in jet packs
Speaker 4: for several days of yeah, and it's just us and
Speaker 4: rigs hanging with these Like I think there were seventy pounds,
Speaker 4: so you're when you land, you're just holding up seventy pounds, dude.
Speaker 4: The spasms that I was having having from being in
Speaker 4: that tight ass uh you know, the tight ass gear
Speaker 4: that you have to wear underneath, were crazy. It looked
Speaker 4: like an alien was inside of my body or like
Speaker 4: a baby was trying to smash through.
Speaker 3: Oh, because it was like a little shake, like a
Speaker 3: like a horse muscle shaking yes, exactly, And it was
Speaker 3: just but it was like I would pay to see
Speaker 3: that on you.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, are you?
Speaker 2: No matter how they like hang you, it always crushes
Speaker 2: your nuts.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 2: It feels like it's always riding right up in my
Speaker 2: groin when they harn it. Got to tighten it down, baby,
Speaker 2: you got to tighten it down, dude. I was tight.
Speaker 2: The other thing is is I was in like a
Speaker 2: squirrel suit, but I had an actual, a real parachute
Speaker 2: on my back. Those motherfuckers are heavy, dude to you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're heavy. I think they're somewhere like sixty pounds or something.
Speaker 2: I'm so wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so ten less than my thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Actually, now that I think about it, maybe it
Speaker 2: was say.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Actually, now that, now that I think about it.
Speaker 3: I was. I was. You had a little steaky leg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just getting the wobbles. I was saying
Speaker 2: the wobbles a little.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you guys. You know, thanks man
Speaker 3: putting these things on your backs. Yeah cool?
Speaker 4: Well wait, what Blake, you never got into? What did
Speaker 4: you do after dinner for your birthday? Then you went out?
Speaker 4: Where did you guys go?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Well, we went to none other, the best, theaw best
Speaker 2: bar in the world, the Chaw Chaw Lounge. They were
Speaker 2: playing some sick ass punk. Dude, did you feel the earthquake?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I did, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't feel it either. I walked outside and the aco
Speaker 3: was like there was an earthquake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people said I didn't feel anything down South. Well, well,
Speaker 2: the coolest thing about the whole night we buried the
Speaker 2: lead is I was co birthdaying with Zach de La
Speaker 2: Rocca Rage Against the Machine, very lead singer. He's the
Speaker 2: fucking coolest dude. He's a straight up nice guy.
Speaker 3: Great dude. Well you say that, but at dinner, I go,
Speaker 3: uh did under the table? I go, hey, h pass
Speaker 3: Mills French fries and he goes, fuck you, I won't
Speaker 3: do what you tell me. Oh.
Speaker 4: I was putting himself.
Speaker 3: I was like, please pass them and he said this again.
Speaker 3: Fuck you kept saying and I'm like this guy catchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I'm about to rally around your family
Speaker 2: with fucking pocket full of shell Yeah he did say that.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: It was crazy because he just wanted to play food.
Speaker 2: That was like, the whole thing is like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: play foosball tonight. I was on his team.
Speaker 3: Is he a good player? Dude?
Speaker 2: He's he's He was rocky at first, but towards the
Speaker 2: end of the night he found it again.
Speaker 3: And do you think really good? Do you think he's
Speaker 3: better than me?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you play in a while. He has
Speaker 2: a fucking crazy shot, dude, Like it comes off hot.
Speaker 2: He's one of those dudes that knows how to like,
Speaker 2: you know, like roll it up your wrist so it
Speaker 2: gets like hell a speed behind it. I'm a straight,
Speaker 2: just torp boy. Yeah, you're not. You're not very good
Speaker 2: nor I'm definitely the worst of the four guys I
Speaker 2: was playing with, but I was holding my own and
Speaker 2: Zach got a dub.
Speaker 3: Nudges too legitiquate. Nudge's unreal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nug is the real deal.
Speaker 3: He was telling me he grew up in a pool hall,
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, in Oklahoma, fucking next level. Yeah, so tight,
Speaker 2: imagine growing up in a pool hall.
Speaker 3: That's a lifestyle. So that's so you're good. You're have
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why he can shred a fucking skateboard. He's
Speaker 2: just hella good at pool.
Speaker 3: That's why he can tread a skateboard because he grew
Speaker 3: up in a pool hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he grew up the coolest guy ever.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4: I guess if you grow up in a pool hall,
Speaker 4: your parents don't care if you're out the skateboarding. They're
Speaker 4: not worried about you getting hurt.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, he rolls the best joints.
Speaker 4: You're smoking parliaments and drinking butt ices when you're like
Speaker 4: seven years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, And there's no other scenario.
Speaker 2: He's the fucking coolest guy. Yeah, honestly, now that I
Speaker 2: think about it, Between Nuge and Zach, did you.
Speaker 3: Go to the cha chaws welders or you you went home?
Speaker 2: Yeahors pulled up, there's pulled up. Oh out, No, it
Speaker 2: was cool. We missed you brother nice. Yeah, you you
Speaker 2: dipped quick, but that was understandable.
Speaker 3: I'm sick. I went. I'm like, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you can hear me coughing every five seconds.
Speaker 2: But maybe that's why I'm feel I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: Huh uh. And the beard, this is the weird didn't help,
Speaker 3: which was fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is weird. Usually when you're drunk getting or
Speaker 4: when you're sick. Getting drunk really helps from Yeah, Osmosis Jones,
Speaker 4: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: It was a blast. It was a good time.
Speaker 2: Is there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams. I
Speaker 2: would love to take back my three Am Steely Dan
Speaker 2: last night. I want to apologize to any of my
Speaker 2: neighbors who do listen to the pod.
Speaker 3: It was me.
Speaker 2: The sounds were coming from my house, and I apologize.
Speaker 3: But it was Hollywood. It was Hollywood.
Speaker 2: They talk, They talked behind your back, they talked.
Speaker 3: It was Hollywood's big as night.
Speaker 2: It was the Oscars.
Speaker 3: Won't happen again, don't worry. I hope Blake is like
Speaker 3: the topic of discussion, you know, like sometimes you see
Speaker 3: your neighbor and it's like whether it's like, oh the
Speaker 3: new mailman or whatever, they discuss him. That's how they connected. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, so I bring the fucking block together fair enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like the guy at work that no one likes,
Speaker 4: so that it kind of, uh, it makes all the
Speaker 4: other employees sort of rally around, Like you become friends
Speaker 4: with people you probably wouldn't be friends with just because
Speaker 4: you have a communal hate towards one person.
Speaker 3: What what was the Rage Against the Machine. Rick, you
Speaker 3: almost just said rally around the family. Family. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: pocket full of shell legend. I'm gonna take back that
Speaker 3: little segue.
Speaker 2: Also special shout out to fucking Rage Against the Machine,
Speaker 2: one of the most fucking sickest bands of all time.
Speaker 2: Super Formative. They're one of my favorite bands. They fucking written.
Speaker 3: Oh they're the best. Like that was it their first album?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sometimes like people are like, it's not
Speaker 3: the first album. The first alb was up, the one
Speaker 3: with the dude on fire, the famous picture of the dude.
Speaker 2: That's the first one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like came out the gate.
Speaker 3: That album is unreal. And as a twelve year old
Speaker 3: with that as your album cover, dude, you got questions,
Speaker 3: You're like, what is this? That was like one of
Speaker 3: the albums.
Speaker 2: I don't think I was allowed to get purely off,
Speaker 2: like the violence of the cover. My mom's like, I
Speaker 2: don't think you can have this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a protest, fucking I mean, I understand where
Speaker 3: she's coming from. It's cory, but like it's it's a statement.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, it's not like just somebody chopping somebody's head off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I had that one until high
Speaker 2: school that went wrong.
Speaker 4: When I was in middle school, that was a naano
Speaker 4: for for my mama.
Speaker 2: As soon as I was legal age, I bought.
Speaker 4: Every rate and then also, fuck you, I don't do
Speaker 4: what you tell me that anthem.
Speaker 2: I feel like my mom was like, we're not going
Speaker 2: to listen to this one.
Speaker 3: Hey heard you jam it in the shower. How about
Speaker 3: I take the tape that's old? I am this is
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 2: Take Evil Empire also a great album.
Speaker 3: They're all great. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, they don't
Speaker 3: fuck around, but just I think it's like an opening
Speaker 3: baseline that that first album that you're just like immediately in.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Base is fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like to take us out of this pod.
Speaker 4: You got to play some rage there, Blake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. I will, I will. I
Speaker 2: wasn't gonna cue up Steely Damp, but you're right.
Speaker 4: Oh well, Blake, I would like to apologize for not
Speaker 4: being able to make it up last night. I am
Speaker 4: gonna buy you tiketos. I'm bringing bow so your family
Speaker 4: will get to see bo Okay. I love that we've
Speaker 4: got a family friendly dinner. Family friendly and like I said,
Speaker 4: I don't have to sit near you, guys. I could
Speaker 4: sit far away. Uh you know, I know I don't.
Speaker 4: Your paper family hates me, so I don't want to
Speaker 4: get too close. Oh come on, come stay hi, come
Speaker 4: touch table.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this one's careful with those fajitas near
Speaker 3: the new born. Okay, that's a good that's a good call.
Speaker 3: They be sizzling, they be really jumping out the plate.
Speaker 3: Oh that is that is true. Yeah, that's true. Careful,
Speaker 3: please be careful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is so tough.
Speaker 2: We're just in you tonight. That's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: Wow in like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, we gotta go holy shit.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I guess well, I we gotta say that this.
Speaker 4: Is important thing and then I'll play Oh yes, and boys,
Speaker 4: I think this was another episode of this.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I can live yes, way heavier than normal
Speaker 5: when this song is on.
Speaker 3: This is my fo Yeah, race lick.
Speaker 2: Now do you put this song on when you're playing
Speaker 2: foosball with him?
Speaker 3: No, we were this song play at all. He was
Speaker 3: actually singing the whole.
Speaker 2: They were playing lots of chu chaw rules. The DJ
Speaker 2: is always rock. There was lots of deep cut punk rock.
Speaker 2: I like it was killing it. I meant to tell
Speaker 2: him he did a great job.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: That's my right there. Yeah, that ship was That ship
Speaker 2: was lit.
Speaker 3: Do you cut punk rock?
Speaker 2: Punk rock? Thanks for the list, Isaac. Honestly it was.
Speaker 2: It was nice, just punk rock.
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, all right, bye guys, Bye guys.