1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subjects doggie style, lifestyle, 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: what you think? Down boy, down boy, down boy, down boy. Okay, 4 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: it is April Fool's Day today, though, and the nephew 5 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: is here today. Frank phone, what you got now? Can 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: you fix my roof? But that don't sound harmful. That's 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 1: why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah, can you 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it leaking 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: or something that's some issue? I'm saying no, But can 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I want to know. 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: Look at my face, Carl, I always looking for that 12 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: hard left. Where you going with it? Though? It's always there? Tommy? Yeah, well, 13 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: well get ready for the hard left. Here we go. 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? Let's go? Kay though, Hello, Hello, 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Does that word? Eduardo? How 16 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man, 17 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see 18 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: if you could come around here man to help me out. Man, 19 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to 20 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: come around the corner? Real? Quicker and see about fixing 21 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: my roof. Who who's this? Yeah? Just Sammy Man. I 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're Eduardo, right, yes, okay, 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: I need you to I gotta leak in my roof. Man, 24 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here 25 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: and and take a little in your roof. What does 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: that have to do with me? No? No, I gotta 27 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: leak in it. It doesn't have anything to do with you. 28 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: But I wanted to see if you could come around 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 1: here and fix it for me. How did you get 30 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: my number? Man? What I mean? Where do you think 31 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: I'm I would fix your roof? I got your number 32 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: from one of the neighbors. But you you're you're you're 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: you're Hispanic, right, yeah? I know. I'm I'm Mistanical. I'm 34 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: not from the standing. I'm Mexican, if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 35 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: well what I'm American? Mexican? American? I mean, are you 36 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: are you're trying to be funny or what? What? What 37 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: are you talking about? Why do I gotta go fix 38 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: your roof? I mean, don't don't know. Mexican people know 39 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: how to do routs. You know what, man, don't talk 40 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your 41 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: worst nightmare. Who do do you do? Who? Who do 42 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: you think you can call me? Because I think it 43 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 1: all Mexican fixed roots and listen here, I'm not a roofer. 44 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: I work at a bank. Okay, you understand that. I 45 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: understand you're working at a bank. But from my understanding, 46 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: all your expanding people, I mean, what do you what 47 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: do you? What do you do with the bank? I 48 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: mean you l do you lay to little bank? What 49 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: do you? What do you do with the bank? Listen 50 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: to you, ignorant. I work at a bank. I'm a 51 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: loan officer. I am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with 52 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 1: good credit. Okay, I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the 53 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: wrong person. Are you that stupid? Huh? What is the 54 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: matter with you? Who? Who gave you my number? Where 55 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: do you live? You can't be one of my neighbors. 56 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: I haven't seen a retarded person walking around my neighborhood, Ladies. 57 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm two streets over from you. Man. I'm I'm like, 58 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: I got a leak in my room and somebody gave 59 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: me your number. I thought all Hispanic people knew how 60 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: to fix routs. Oh really, maybe if I don't cut 61 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: your classic you're taking a scale type of huh would 62 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 1: that be cool? Why don't you come over to my 63 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: l I'll tell you what I man, you do you 64 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: you're taking this, You're taking this the wrong way. I'm 65 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying to all. 66 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: I really wanted to see if you could come over 67 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: here and fix the leak. You know what I'm saying. 68 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: That's that's really all I wanted to do it. I 69 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: heard you know the most Hispanic people, you know, all 70 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: y'alls to know how to do route. I mean, are 71 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: you are you kidding me? Man? You're stupid. I work 72 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: at the bank. I've got a degree. You didn't hear me. 73 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: You're one of them ignorant that don't listen everything. I 74 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: live in a nice neighborhood. Man, what do you do? 75 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: You sell drugs to live in this neighborhood? To pieces? 76 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: Look at this. You're making me degrade myself by just 77 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: talking to you. I don't do tile, I don't do construction. 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: I don't fix ruts. I'm not a mechanic. I don't 79 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: do yards. Okay, do you steal. There's nothing wrong with 80 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: being a construction worker for lane brick or doing tile 81 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: or doing roof, and there's nothing wrong with that. Man. 82 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I got a lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself, 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: but I educated myself. Now I've got a degree, and 84 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: I work at a bank as a loan office. Don't 85 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: you with me? Don't you ever call me again? Little? Hey? 86 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: I need English, Man, I need English English? What? What? What? 87 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: What are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Man? 88 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: Don't don't don't be upset because I speak to languages 89 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 1: and you speak or you can probably speak pig Latin 90 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: or something like. You know this. You don't what? Man, 91 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this. 92 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: And I've worked at a bank. I gotta deal with 93 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: customers every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't 94 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: even like I deal with ignorant on a daily basis. 95 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 1: Like you, They gonna playing with me. Man, I grew 96 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: up on the West side. You need you need to 97 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: watch your prone. Okay, hey, man, let let me let 98 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: me ask you here though. Do you know Julio? Do 99 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 1: you know Julio? Yeah, I know Julios. That's that's my cousin. Now, 100 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: what does he have to do with Okay, okay, Julio 101 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: is the one that told me to call you. This 102 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. 103 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: Your cousins just got me to prank poll call you. No, man, 104 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: I now due now, man, that's what and what? Yeah? Man, 105 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man. Y'all got me man 106 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: right well? Who I was ready to be a real 107 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: mescan from the hood. Man, God you all right, man? 108 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: You got me now, I was gonna go back to 109 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: be let my cousins by many. Hey, man, I got 110 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you at war though. What 111 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 112 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: in the land, Man Steve Harvey in the Morning Man, 113 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: he got me. Hey, Tommy, Tommy, before you go many, 114 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: tell your boy Steve ain't homeboard from the hook would 115 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: love that man, he'd be one of the homeboys. Man, crazy, yeah, yeah, right, problem. 116 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: I told you all gonna make a hard left. Look 117 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: at my face way too much. I know, I know 118 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: you Just because a man in Spanish does not give 119 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: you the right to call him and AIX. It's not right. 120 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: This one was not having it. I worked at the bank. 121 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: It was very bold of you. Yeah, you know what, 122 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: it's my job. Sure, it's my job. How many people 123 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: should to do you know, it's their job to be stupid? 124 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 1: How many people you know? You? Oh, but there's a 125 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 1: lot of people being stupid that we know. But I'm 126 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: just saying it's my job. You would do it for free. 127 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: You do it for free? Why you Why are you 128 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: trying to bring my paycheck down? Are you trying to 129 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: do that? You're not gonna. You ain't gonna from my 130 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: stupid you can't help it. Racial cross I'm crossing. I don't. 131 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,239 Speaker 1: I do not discriminate I have. I am not racist. 132 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: I am hitting everybody. So if you would like me 133 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: to prank phone call one of your friends or your pastor, 134 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: or your co worker or whatever. I always throw that 135 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: in calling you. You have to get the past. That 136 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: was the one my mom, my mom. You know what. 137 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: They're easy because they hone now. So that's good. If 138 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: you get that whole phone. Let me tell you something. 139 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: If you get that home phone, you win it. Thomas 140 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Click on the prank button, leave me 141 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 1: all your information. I call you. We talk we get 142 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: our little story yether, we decide what we're gonna do 143 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: in the pranking begin Thomas Miles dot com stupidity and 144 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: it's best. Yeah, there's nothing better. Columbia South Kakolaka. Do 145 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: you live first, baby at the Coger That's right, the 146 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: Coga Performing Arts Center. And if you will be coming there, 147 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: spit and polished Dappa as you know, funny as all 148 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: get out. Get two tickets there on sale right now. 149 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 1: That is once again Columbia South calkilak Head. You live first, 150 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: think us on sale right now. You can get him 151 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: at the box office. You can get U at the 152 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: ticket mass. I don't know. You can get around the corner, 153 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: but the bober shop. You can get it in Burger King. 154 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: I don't care what you get it. You can get it. 155 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: Tickets are on sale right now. Yeah you know where 156 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: you know anywhere you can drive through they might have Now, Okay, 157 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: lie through, glide up through Popeye's, get you a two 158 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 1: piece of biscuit and uh and tell them you want 159 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: two tickets to see time. I promise you somebody to 160 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: drive through. Probably got there for you. Okay, all right, 161 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: thank you. If you come on, it's time. Now when 162 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: we come back for the Strawberry Letter, subject doggy Style Lifestyle. 163 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: Wait to hear this one. Okay, okay, we'll be back 164 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: with it right after this. You're listening to The Stave 165 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.