Speaker 1: Look maher Oh, I see you, my own Bowen. Look
Speaker 1: over there is that culture. Yes, goodness, wow, last culture.
Speaker 2: Good morning man.
Speaker 1: Good morning Bowen. It has always such a joy to
Speaker 1: be with you here on Nomination Morning.
Speaker 2: It's Nomination morning. What I need? You have to get up?
Speaker 1: I got up like I do every day at two
Speaker 1: ten am. Yes, so let's go. Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Okay. In the category of Record of the Year, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Single Soon, Selena Gomez, Never Enough, Lauren Alred,
Speaker 2: The Greatest Showman Two, Most Wanted, Beyonce and Miley, Cyrus, Guardinia,
Speaker 2: Mandy Moore, and Espresso Sabrina Carpenter. These are the nominees
Speaker 2: for Record of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 1: are The Rise and Fall of a Midwest, Princess, Chapel Roone, Tapestry,
Speaker 1: Carol King, Come On Over, Shania Twain, Jagged Little Pill,
Speaker 1: Alanis Morissette, En Blue, Joni Mitchell. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Album of the Year.
Speaker 2: In the category of Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Grandmother, Willow, Pocahontas, Katie Maloney, Vander Pump, Rules,
Speaker 2: Clerics and Druids, Balderskate three to Know the Difference, and
Speaker 2: Professor Charles Xavier. These are the nominees for Tina Fey
Speaker 2: Award for Best Wisdom.
Speaker 1: In the category of the CMA Award for Best Person
Speaker 1: That's Country Now, the nominees are Beyonce, Lana del Rey
Speaker 1: starting in September, Lady Gaga in twenty sixteen, Waxahatchie more
Speaker 1: in the folk rock space but honestly has always defied
Speaker 1: genre anyway, and your Friend whom moved to Austin. These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for the CMA Award for Best Person
Speaker 1: That's Country Now.
Speaker 2: In the category of Finalists of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Fran Dresser, The Old Gays, Sandra oh Callan, Lord
Speaker 2: Staff and Cole Escola. These are the nominees for Finalists
Speaker 2: of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Bena Jaesaret Award for Most
Speaker 1: Slay Group of Women, the nominees are Fifth Harmony, Lornettes,
Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Flow and Eras
Speaker 1: tour backup dancers and also the Voice Too. Actually, gender
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, what is this the past? These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the Bena Jazzaret Award for most slay group
Speaker 1: of Women.
Speaker 2: In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Dua Lipa, Parvety Shallow, Angie, Katanaevis, Afabs who
Speaker 2: crochet at Lesbian bars, Victoria Monet, Marnie Michaels, Alison Williams,
Speaker 2: short women wearing sunglasses and a big fleece, renee rap
Speaker 2: and diner waitresses. These are the nominees for the Alison
Speaker 2: Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 1: In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Reality Vontie, When my cousin fell at
Speaker 1: that block party, Oh my God, that was so scary, Oppenheimer,
Speaker 1: The Explosion, Beyonce featuring Tony Hale, Verizon Super Bowl commercial
Speaker 1: and Authenticity Is Dangerous and Expensive. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Most Shocking Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2: In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Justine Trier Messi An Enemy of a Fall,
Speaker 2: What Was I Made for? Billie Eilish, Lily Gladstone, certain
Speaker 2: women and script supervisors. They carry huge binders. These are
Speaker 2: the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in film.
Speaker 1: In the category of most Iconic exchange of words, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Sandra and Janelle The Traders Season two Lost
Speaker 1: Culture is Thus with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. I
Speaker 1: Hope You're Happy, Prelude to Defying Gravity, Alphaba and Glinda
Speaker 1: Pillow talk the morning after meeting someone you didn't expect
Speaker 1: to go home with Maybe this could be something? And
Speaker 1: Oleana by David Mammett. These are the nominees for most
Speaker 1: iconic exchange of words.
Speaker 2: In the category of Slack Award for Best Work from
Speaker 2: Home Technology, the nominees are Zoom, Microsoft Teams, Dropbox, Monday
Speaker 2: dot Com, and corrupting a file on purpose so you
Speaker 2: can buy some time. These are the nominees for Slack
Speaker 2: Award for Best to work from Home Technology.
Speaker 1: In the category of most Iconic Building or Structure, the
Speaker 1: nominees are This Sphere, Las Vegas, The Hurst Tower, New
Speaker 1: York City, House and Anatomy of a Fall, Mexico City
Speaker 1: all and Wayne Manor Gotham. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: most Iconic Building or Structure.
Speaker 2: In the category of best view, the nominees are Brooklyn Bridge,
Speaker 2: When You're behind your beloved during intimate Time, the View,
Speaker 2: ABC pov tiktoks when done correctly and Rockefeller Senna. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for Best View.
Speaker 1: In the category of The Today Show Award for Excellence
Speaker 1: in the Morning, the nominees are Hoda and Jenna, Cold Brew, Coffee,
Speaker 1: Fergie Barracuda, Helios, God of the Sun, Greek Mythology and
Speaker 1: Birding between six and eleven am. Boomers, Smile and ask
Speaker 1: You and saying we saw a scarlet Tanager by the veil.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for The Today Show Award for
Speaker 1: Excellent in the Morning.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Pair of People, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Hodah and Jenna, Matton Bowen, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson,
Speaker 2: Bert and Ernie and Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for Best Pair of People.
Speaker 1: In the category of Popcorn Award for Movie Snack of
Speaker 1: the Year, the nominees are Big Coke, Slurp, Beat, Bunch
Speaker 1: of Crunch, Pretzel Nuggets, Popcorn and Charles Melton. These are
Speaker 1: the nominees for Popcorn Award for Movie Snack of the Year.
Speaker 2: In the category of Awards Award for Most Awards, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Iowa, Debois Oppenheimer, Billie Eilish, Phineas, David and Joy,
Speaker 2: Randolph and John Oliver. These are the nominees for Awards
Speaker 2: Award for Most Awards.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees
Speaker 1: are Sis A Concert on Mushrooms, Pisce, Season Ace Hotel,
Speaker 1: Palm Springs Pool, Memorial Day, Super Nintendo World, Anytime, Cowboy, Carter,
Speaker 1: The Smoke Hour, and Seth Myers. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Best Vibe hands Down.
Speaker 2: In the category of most Beautiful Name for a Daughter
Speaker 2: you Haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Coalesce,
Speaker 2: acquiesce Cha, Lula, Elantra, and Terry. These are the nominees
Speaker 2: for a most Beautiful Name for a Daughter you Haven't
Speaker 2: even thought of yet.
Speaker 1: In the category of Bridge of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 1: are Good Luck, Babe Chapel, Roone, Brooklyn Rockefeller, Senna, Matt
Speaker 1: Rogers Featuring Bowen, Yang, Casusco Bridge, Bjork's New York City Show,
Speaker 1: and Treacherous Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for Bridge
Speaker 1: of the Year.
Speaker 2: In the category of Accent of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Australian Doing, American American Doing, Australian Italian Adele and
Speaker 2: Tough Guy New YORKA Seen It All Baby. These are
Speaker 2: the nominees for Accent of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of No But Actually Award for Excellence
Speaker 1: heretofore unrecognized by Lost Colch, the nominees are Madison Beer,
Speaker 1: Lyna del Rey, Mike Feist or Fast, How Were You
Speaker 1: Say It, Josh O'Connor and Chigro. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for No But Actually Award for Excellence heretofore unrecognized by
Speaker 1: Lost Colch.
Speaker 2: In the category of Kraft Mac and Cheese Award for
Speaker 2: Best Cheese, the nominees are American Cheddar, Swiss, Feta and Blue.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Craft Mac and Cheese Award
Speaker 2: for Best Cheese.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Movie of All Time, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Challengers, Titanic, Aaron Brockovich, Perfect Blue, and Fire Island.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Movie of All Time.
Speaker 2: In the category of Make the Bet Award for Thing
Speaker 2: We will get around to doing Maybe, the nominees are
Speaker 2: Finish Feud, The Swans really spend time in the Pacific
Speaker 2: Northwest text to Rachel Back, it's literally not personal dentists
Speaker 2: and realize my true power and potential. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Make the Bet Award for thing we will
Speaker 2: get around to doing maybe.
Speaker 1: In the category of Most Memorable Line in a Movie
Speaker 1: or Film, the nominees are I'm taking such good care
Speaker 1: of my little White boys Challengers. I'm working late because
Speaker 1: I'm a singer. Sabrina Carpenter Espresso music video, which is
Speaker 1: a film. How is your baby Avatar The Way of Water?
Speaker 1: My baby is strong Avazar the Way of Water, And
Speaker 1: I'm too old for you. I am half the way
Speaker 1: the idea of you. These are the nominees for most
Speaker 1: Memorable Line in a movie or film.
Speaker 2: In the category of Most Memorable Line in a TV show,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Kudos for saying that, Mama, for spilling
Speaker 2: plain Jane RuPaul's drag Race. You're a fucking trader, Sandra
Speaker 2: Das Twine, The Traders, You're a trader, bitch. Janelle Pierzina
Speaker 2: The Traders. You're the biggest fucking trader here, So fuck off.
Speaker 2: Sandra Das Twine, The Traders, You fuck off. Janelle pier
Speaker 2: Zena The Traders. We have to go back lost. I
Speaker 2: do too much because you do too little. Phedra the Traders,
Speaker 2: and I want to confront her at dinner tonight and
Speaker 2: I want you guys to back me up. Heather Gay
Speaker 2: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for most Memorable line in a TV show.
Speaker 1: In the category of I'm Gonna Try That Award for
Speaker 1: thing We'd like to join, try, or know more about,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Gay, Volleyball, Anime, Bird Watching, Disney Imagineering,
Speaker 1: and The Morning Show Season four in any capacity. These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for that I'm Gonna Try That Award
Speaker 1: for a thing We'd like to join, try, or know
Speaker 1: more about.
Speaker 2: In the category of how Dare You Award for Betrayal,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Zendia, Challengers, Reality, Vontee, The Real Housewives
Speaker 2: of Salt Lake City, Trischelle Benedict Arnold, and The Red Wedding.
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for how Dare
Speaker 2: You Award for Betrayal.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Jalo Versace Dress Award for
Speaker 1: Best Anyone Has Ever Looked, the nominees are Zendaia, Dune
Speaker 1: two Press Tour, Alan Coming, we have questions about that finale.
Speaker 1: Look but Traders, Nicole Kidman, AFI Honors Tribute, Nicole Kidman
Speaker 1: as Doctor Chase Meridian, Batman Forever, and Zendaia Challengers Press Tour.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for the Jalo Versace Dress Award
Speaker 1: for best Anyone has Ever Ever looked.
Speaker 2: In the category of Color of the Year, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Maroon, Canary, Perfect Blue, Denim All and Boolon. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for Color of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of Oh She's Taking It Award for Undeniability,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Haley Gates as Helen Challengers, Beyonce as
Speaker 1: Cowboy Carter Cowboy Carter, Nicole Kidman All Roles, All Projects, Ultimately,
Speaker 1: Mario Super Mario Brothers, All Games, and Billie Eilish Hit
Speaker 1: Me Hard and Soft All Songs. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Oh She's Taking It Award for Undeniability.
Speaker 2: In the category of NYU Award for It Can't Believe
Speaker 2: We Went to College with Her, the nominees are Steph Schue,
Speaker 2: Shana Tabb, Rachel Brosnahan, Hailey Gates as Helen Challengers, Maggie Rogers,
Speaker 2: we overlapped she's younger, and Elizabeth Olsen. We overlapped She's
Speaker 2: older barely. These are the nominees for NYU Award for
Speaker 2: It Can't Believe We went to College with her.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Billie Eilish Award for LGBTQ
Speaker 1: plus Announcement, the nominees are Poverty and Mae Martin, Are
Speaker 1: a Whole Thing, Bowen and Lily Gladstone will star in
Speaker 1: An andrew On film, Jojo Siwash starts Gay Pop, Matt
Speaker 1: Rogers Blonde, and Dua Lipa will be on Lost Culturistas.
Speaker 1: These nominees for the Billie Eilish Award for lgbt Q
Speaker 1: Plus Announcement.