Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Speaker 1: already rolling through the week on a Tuesday, and we
Speaker 1: have awesome, freaking news at a state level, horrible news
Speaker 1: at a state level. They're taking the pizza away from us.
Speaker 1: We will talk about that. We're gonna talk about culture influences,
Speaker 1: the Joe Biden blunders, and the new DOJ report on
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Speaker 1: coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: I want to begin here, why doesn't communism work? What
Speaker 1: is it? Let's let's let's just talk about it. Why
Speaker 1: of death? Why all the destruction? I was doing some
Speaker 1: reading this morning on the Soviet Union and the very
Speaker 1: beginning of all of it, and of course that horrible
Speaker 1: revolution and all the death and all the misery, and
Speaker 1: and you read these people that the things they write
Speaker 1: all the time, the things they would publicize, and they
Speaker 1: talk about how we're going to make things equal and
Speaker 1: and we're going to eliminate private property so everyone owns
Speaker 1: everything and everything. But why, at its heart, why doesn't
Speaker 1: it work? Why is this an insane concept that sounds honestly,
Speaker 1: really nice. If you were a kid, maybe a five
Speaker 1: year old, who had not read the anti Communist Manifesto
Speaker 1: available at Jesse kellybook dot com, and you heard this,
Speaker 1: this would sound nice. And in reality it's horror beyond belief.
Speaker 2: All of those things is building an economy, transforming the
Speaker 2: way we see the economy in a different way. In
Speaker 2: a way again that is equal that does he pesit
Speaker 2: equity at the center of it and leaves no one behind.
Speaker 2: And the president is very proud, very proud in what
Speaker 2: he's been able to do in the last two years.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound like a nice economy? It leaves no
Speaker 1: one behind. You don't want to leave a man behind,
Speaker 1: do you. It's equitable equity focuses on equity, leaving nobody behind,
Speaker 1: And doesn't that sound wonderful? So if it sounds so wonderful,
Speaker 1: why doesn't it work? Here's why it doesn't work. Very
Speaker 1: very rarely can bitterness. In fact, you might say never,
Speaker 1: but I hate to say that. So very rarely can
Speaker 1: bitterness create beauty, Very rare, almost impossible. Bitterness can only destroy. Now,
Speaker 1: sometimes it can destroy a bad thing, depending on how
Speaker 1: you look at it. But no matter what way you
Speaker 1: look at it, when you on the inside are bitter,
Speaker 1: things aren't fair. What beautiful thing can come out of
Speaker 1: you when that's what's in your heart. You know, speaking
Speaker 1: to this, this is gonna sound kind of sappy, but
Speaker 1: it's very very true. What's in your heart is what
Speaker 1: comes out of your mouth. It's the truth. Do you
Speaker 1: have Do you know somebody in your life who is
Speaker 1: just kind of pleasant and being around them is pleasant
Speaker 1: and they're wonderful to you, always there with a compliment
Speaker 1: or support you need help, they're there. Do you know
Speaker 1: why they're pleasant because they have a pleasant heart. And
Speaker 1: you know that person who's angry all the time, all
Speaker 1: the time, even if you consider that person friends, but
Speaker 1: you kind of feel yucky whenever you're around them. They
Speaker 1: just end up complaining about everything, Everything sucks, everything miserable.
Speaker 1: That's because that person's heart is full of bitterness and misery.
Speaker 1: These people destroy everything because bitterness cannot create beauty. It
Speaker 1: was big stories going everywhere right now. Obviously, New York
Speaker 1: City pizza is famous, not in New York City, around
Speaker 1: the world. People know about New York City pizza. You know,
Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite things about it. Can't walk
Speaker 1: five feet without seeing a great new pizza spot. Let's
Speaker 1: stop and grab a slice. That's just what you do
Speaker 1: when I walk up and down the sidewalk. I've either
Speaker 1: got a hot dog in my mouth or pizza in
Speaker 1: my mouth when I'm walking up and down there. And
Speaker 1: of course it comes out that New York is going
Speaker 1: to crack down on coal and wood fired pizzerias. Well,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of them, especially coal, but it's a
Speaker 1: lot of them. It's a lot of pizzerias. They're told
Speaker 1: they have to cut carbon and missions by seventy five percent.
Speaker 1: It's going to wreck New York City's pizza industry. And
Speaker 1: you had all these people worldwide saying, how could New
Speaker 1: York City do this? That's their industry. That's part of
Speaker 1: what New York City's known for is they're frigging pizza.
Speaker 1: But how could you do that? That's who these people are.
Speaker 1: Destruction is not what they do. Violence is not what
Speaker 1: they do. If you think it's what they do, you're
Speaker 1: going to miss the boat. It's not what they do.
Speaker 1: It's who they are. It's woven into their very being.
Speaker 1: It's who they are. Uh, that's a good way I
Speaker 1: can describe this me. Let's focus on Let's focus on me.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris. I love to laugh, as you know,
Speaker 1: I love to make jokes and I love to laugh.
Speaker 1: Now that's just something I assume, that's just how God
Speaker 1: makes you. I'm sure you're family has some influence there.
Speaker 1: But I like jokes. I like to laugh. That's not
Speaker 1: what I do. I don't laugh as something I do,
Speaker 1: or crack a joke appropriate or otherwise as something I do.
Speaker 1: That's who I am. There's nothing you could do to
Speaker 1: take that out of me. It's woven into who I am.
Speaker 1: The same thing with them when it comes to destroying things,
Speaker 1: it's just what they do. Everything around them must burn everything,
Speaker 1: whether they think they're the good guy, and most of
Speaker 1: the time they do, whether they think they're really spreading equity.
Speaker 1: We need to be more equal. It doesn't matter the reasoning.
Speaker 1: Destroying things is just what they do, simple as that
Speaker 1: they they can't help themselves. And when you read about
Speaker 1: the history of communism, like today, it's a coal fired
Speaker 1: pizza oven in New York City. But this is just
Speaker 1: what they've done with everything they've ever touched historically. I
Speaker 1: actually brought up the anti Communist manifesto just because it's
Speaker 1: obnoxious and I enjoy doing it. But I actually one
Speaker 1: of the things I write about in there is in
Speaker 1: the Soviet Union. Did you know that they destroyed the
Speaker 1: whaling industry pretty much without reason? I should mention they
Speaker 1: just killed all the whales, And long after they decided
Speaker 1: that killing the whales didn't really do any good, there
Speaker 1: was still a quota of just please kill more whales,
Speaker 1: and it was pushing whalers further and further out to sea,
Speaker 1: just because more things had to die. It's everything they touched.
Speaker 1: When we ask ourselves this question, and I get frustrated too,
Speaker 1: and I asked myself the same question, how could they
Speaker 1: destroy blank? Pick the thing you love for me? Probably
Speaker 1: one of the most heartbreaking things, not the most devastating
Speaker 1: for society, but one of the most heartbreaking things was
Speaker 1: football NFL football. Why couldn't you just you couldn't just
Speaker 1: leave football alone? Soon all your commy piece of trash
Speaker 1: idiot players have to get out there on the knee
Speaker 1: America sex, We're not coming after the anthem our black
Speaker 1: lives matter. You couldn't just leave football alone. No, you
Speaker 1: couldn't leave New York Pizza alone. No, you couldn't leave
Speaker 1: the statues alone, Nickelodeon, Junior Disney, the education system, the
Speaker 1: legal profession, the Boy Scouts. They couldn't leave the Boy
Speaker 1: Scouts alone. They had to go gay the place up.
Speaker 1: Of course they did. It's not in their nature and
Speaker 1: it's not Remember, it's not what they do, it's who
Speaker 1: they are. They can no more remove it from themselves
Speaker 1: than I can take away my sense of humor. It's
Speaker 1: just what they do.
Speaker 2: All of those things is building an economy, transforming the
Speaker 2: way we see the economy in a different way, in
Speaker 2: a way again that is equal, that does becas equity
Speaker 2: at the center of it and leaves no one behind.
Speaker 2: And the President is very proud, very proud in what
Speaker 2: he's been able to do in the last two years.
Speaker 1: We have to understand their nature before we can ever
Speaker 1: take them on. This is why I've been warning time
Speaker 1: and time again about moving and I went over this
Speaker 1: last night again. So I'm not going to belaver the points,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to beat everyone to death with
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But why it's not just because of
Speaker 1: where they are, it's where they're going because we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about culture here. Non binary identifying students, those
Speaker 1: are trans skyrockets in New Jersey over four thousand percent
Speaker 1: since twenty nineteen. The open destruction of America's youth. It's
Speaker 1: not something that's happened. It's something that they're doing on purpose.
Speaker 1: And they're not slowing down or saying sorry or hiding
Speaker 1: it in blue places like New Jersey, New York. It's
Speaker 1: ramping up. It gets worse from here because that's who
Speaker 1: they are. They can't help themselves. And we'll talk about that,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do some culture stuff, gonna do a
Speaker 1: bunch of emails, gonna do some other things tonight, the
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly Show don't forget. You can email
Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's protect
Speaker 1: the money we've earned in our lives. I know you
Speaker 1: saved because you want to retire one day. I understand that,
Speaker 1: whether that's coming in five years from now or fifty
Speaker 1: years from now, you would like to retire one day.
Speaker 1: And I understand that. But you know that they're gonna
Speaker 1: destroy your four one K and ira right as they
Speaker 1: destroy the value of the dollar. They're already wrecking it.
Speaker 1: They're gonna pop that bubble with the stock market to
Speaker 1: wreck it even further. They're going to wreck our money,
Speaker 1: but they can't wreck silver or gold. Precious metals are untouchable.
Speaker 1: They're timeless. Five thousand years ago they had incredible value.
Speaker 1: Five thousand years from now, they'll have incredible value. No
Speaker 1: matter how scummy these people are, they can't destroy the
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Speaker 1: Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. We're digging into culture tonight because there's all
Speaker 1: kinds of culture stuff out there right now, and stuff
Speaker 1: we need to discuss. How do we how do we
Speaker 1: protect ourselves? How do we protect our children from the
Speaker 1: evils that are out there? Non Binary identifying students in
Speaker 1: New Jersey skyrocket over four thousand percent since twenty nineteen. Obviously,
Speaker 1: this isn't some natural phenomenon. Where the kids are just
Speaker 1: finding out that they're they're actually the opposite sex. No,
Speaker 1: this is all a cultural influence. But where are these
Speaker 1: cultural influences, Where are they coming from? What's happening right now? Well,
Speaker 1: we have to understand that we are all susceptible to them.
Speaker 1: That's one. Remember, you are, I am, All of us
Speaker 1: are two. It's in our friends, It's in the people
Speaker 1: we surround ourselves with every day. And this is part
Speaker 1: of the region reason I've encouraged you to move, not
Speaker 1: just for you, but for the sake of your children.
Speaker 1: And this is what I mean. And this is part
Speaker 1: of what I mean. You remember I told you I
Speaker 1: moved back to Washington, d C. For a year. So
Speaker 1: I run for office. I get out of the Marines,
Speaker 1: I run for office. I lose, and then I went
Speaker 1: back to doing construction. Then Gabrielle Gifford's got shot. They
Speaker 1: called a special election, so I went back and ran
Speaker 1: in that too, and I won the primary again and
Speaker 1: then lost in the general. Well, I'm done running for office.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I want to stay in the game.
Speaker 1: So I moved back to d C for a year.
Speaker 1: We moved back to d C Super expensive. I hated it.
Speaker 1: That's not the point of the story. The point of
Speaker 1: the story is when you're in DC. Remember, DC's something
Speaker 1: insane like three ninety four percent Democrat. It's worse than Manhattans.
Speaker 1: It's just all Democrats there. So there aren't very many
Speaker 1: people on the right you can hang out with. But
Speaker 1: obviously the wife and I want to hang out with people,
Speaker 1: especially on the weekends, get to know our neighbors, so
Speaker 1: we would find like minded people. And the wildest thing
Speaker 1: about a place like d C was this. The people
Speaker 1: from the quote right that we would hang out with,
Speaker 1: they were never that far to the right, and whenever
Speaker 1: they took a strong position on something, like you you're
Speaker 1: an anti communist? Do you have strong positions on things?
Speaker 1: Things that you won't apologize for. I believe this about this,
Speaker 1: and if you disagree, you're wrong. You have positions like that, right,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you do. I hope you do. They'll never
Speaker 1: take a position like that on anything. Even around me,
Speaker 1: they would voice an opinion on something in immediately, just
Speaker 1: out of an instinct, they would start qualifying it. No,
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Jesse, I'm pro life too. I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, look if there's a rape or something like that.
Speaker 1: They just automatically are used to in the form of
Speaker 1: a discussion. They're just automatically used to adding a qualifier
Speaker 1: to everything, having an opinion, and then following it all
Speaker 1: up with please don't yell at me, though, Oh, don't
Speaker 1: be mad though. Oh I'm not that bad though. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I absolutely we should secure the border. It's one thing
Speaker 1: if someone came here when they were younger and then
Speaker 1: grew up here, But no, we should secure It's everything
Speaker 1: comes with a qualifier, everything, And why is that? Is
Speaker 1: it because they're all weaklings? Is it because they're all
Speaker 1: bad people? No, that's obviously the case somewhat, but that's
Speaker 1: not the case all the time. The point is the
Speaker 1: people they're around all day long are hostile to them
Speaker 1: and what they believe, and over time it has broken
Speaker 1: down what they believe. It has influenced them in a
Speaker 1: way that is not good. When I tell people to
Speaker 1: get out, I look at the trans kids. Crap are kids,
Speaker 1: no matter how much time we spend with them at
Speaker 1: home trying to teach them right from wrong. And I'm
Speaker 1: glad we do that, right, I'm not saying don't do that.
Speaker 1: We still are going to send them out to the world.
Speaker 1: They're going to go immerse them elves in school and
Speaker 1: sports and other activities that pull them away from your
Speaker 1: immediate care and out into the community around them. Remember,
Speaker 1: you're not sending them out into America. That's way too general.
Speaker 1: You're sending them out into New Jersey. Well, the second
Speaker 1: they leave your home, they are having cultural influences that
Speaker 1: are breaking them down because they're designed to destroy them
Speaker 1: and break them down. Everything is designed to destroy. Look
Speaker 1: maybe a little this is probably a melodramatic, but it
Speaker 1: just popped into my head, and it's kind of the
Speaker 1: way I look at it with my sons, because we're
Speaker 1: very purposeful. We try to be purposeful with how we
Speaker 1: raise our sons. I'm certainly not Father of the Year,
Speaker 1: but I can't believe it. They've turned out pretty freaking well.
Speaker 1: And I will tell you the way we look at
Speaker 1: everything outside of our home, including internet stuff. And it's
Speaker 1: not like we don't give them time on the internet
Speaker 1: or let them do there's stuff there, but we look
Speaker 1: at everything outside of the home as wolves circling the house.
Speaker 1: And so when we send them out, it's not that
Speaker 1: I have to watch over them. We're not super protective,
Speaker 1: but I've tried to prepare them that the wolves are
Speaker 1: circling the house. And that's in Texas. That's in Texas.
Speaker 1: What's it like in your blue area? What is it
Speaker 1: like in New Jersey? Well, here's what it's like. They're
Speaker 1: telling little boys that they're little girls. Teachers are their
Speaker 1: fellow students, are who get it from other parts of
Speaker 1: our culture. They're entertainers. Are the books they sign them
Speaker 1: in school? Are the President of the United States? And
Speaker 1: the entire Democrat Party is over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. They go out into the world and
Speaker 1: the wolves get their claws into them. We have got
Speaker 1: to do more to protect them because these cultural influences
Speaker 1: are they affect all of us, and especially our kids
Speaker 1: who were uniquely vulnerable. All right, let's do some emails,
Speaker 1: some state secrets, and the communists got busted being honest again.
Speaker 1: But he didn't change who he is. I'll explain in
Speaker 1: a minute. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Tuesday. Did
Speaker 1: you hear Jenzuki was still back out there trying Do
Speaker 1: you be the shield for the Biden v.
Speaker 3: What we saw with Hunter appearing at the State dinner was,
Speaker 3: in my suspicion, was the President his son wanted to come,
Speaker 3: So his son's going to come to the dinner. Was
Speaker 3: that optically easier for the White House than the White
Speaker 3: House communications team? Absolutely not, But I suspect that was
Speaker 3: more in the family circumstance of him wanting to come
Speaker 3: and wanting to just the President wanting to show that
Speaker 3: he loves his son and he's standing by him.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, it's just because he loves his son. That's
Speaker 1: definitely why. She also dropped this whopper out there.
Speaker 3: There's one president who values our national security and protects document,
Speaker 3: protects our secrets, and there's another former president kenned.
Speaker 1: Notice she didn't finish the word when she said protects documents,
Speaker 1: he protects our secrets.
Speaker 3: There's one president who values our national security and protects document,
Speaker 3: protects our secrets. And there.
Speaker 1: Maybe she said that because just something for you to
Speaker 1: keep in mind, Joe Biden had state secrets and open
Speaker 1: boxes in his garage that you can go look at
Speaker 1: on the internet right now. You can go look at
Speaker 1: a picture of them right now. He's got a picture
Speaker 1: of his car out in front of his garage and
Speaker 1: just boxes of state secrets sitting in the garage. It's
Speaker 1: not like you'd have to be some secret covert Chinese
Speaker 1: operative with Jesse Kelly level covert skills to get in
Speaker 1: there and get the state secrets. I think me, Chris
Speaker 1: and Michael could walk in there playing the bongos and
Speaker 1: grab a couple of them, and No the wiser and
Speaker 1: that dad gone house. All right quick, Let's get to
Speaker 1: a couple things. Jesse, Why are you the only conservative
Speaker 1: talk show hosts discussing the Nordstream pipeline and saying that
Speaker 1: it was probably the US that was responsible for destroying it?
Speaker 1: Are they afraid of someone we all know? The US
Speaker 1: did it? Old Joe admitted it before the incident. Seymour
Speaker 1: Hirsch wrote a convincing article about it. Congratulations on not
Speaker 1: being afraid of reporting the truth. Well, I'll tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get sidetracked here, but then I'll get back
Speaker 1: to the communist changing his language, something that I am
Speaker 1: actually a little bit confused of. I think I might
Speaker 1: understand it, but I think it just look, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to walk through my mental makeup here. When it
Speaker 1: comes to this stuff, I get emails like this all
Speaker 1: the time. Every day we get emails like it, like this, Jesse,
Speaker 1: thanks for saying this, Thanks for and you'll say something
Speaker 1: to the effect thanks for being courageous or not being
Speaker 1: afraid or any of those things. So one, I don't
Speaker 1: think doing a radio show is courageous. I don't think
Speaker 1: speaking plain truths is courageous. People are out there doing
Speaker 1: courageous things right now. You probably are right now. I
Speaker 1: got firemen listening in the firehouse right now, you're about
Speaker 1: to go fight a burning blaze. I got state troopers
Speaker 1: out on patrol right now all across the country listening.
Speaker 1: Come on stop. But I do get people saying this
Speaker 1: to me a lot, and I get not just you.
Speaker 1: I get other guys on the radio and writers and
Speaker 1: TV people saying it. One who I will not reference,
Speaker 1: it's most definitely somebody you would know said that. I
Speaker 1: give them a backbone courage, and they do a show
Speaker 1: every single day that you would know for sure. And
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, I'm a little bit confused
Speaker 1: by that. I don't understand. Like the nord Stream two thing,
Speaker 1: that's an obvious truth. The President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America got up and said, we'll take out the pipeline.
Speaker 1: That's what he said. And then we did NATO drills
Speaker 1: with the US Navy a mile away from the pipeline
Speaker 1: when the explosions happened in the pipeline, and we know
Speaker 1: that you can't just drop a couple m eight firecrackers
Speaker 1: in the water and put holes in a pipe like that.
Speaker 1: It was a professional job by a professional underwater demolitions team.
Speaker 1: And so when you thank me for saying something like that, look,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, don't get I'm not mad about that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying something nice. But I don't understand
Speaker 1: why everyone doesn't say it. It's very obvious, and so
Speaker 1: that that leads me to my point. You don't have
Speaker 1: to play it, Chris. Everyone knows it by now. Thank you, though,
Speaker 1: that leads me to my point. Am I supposed to
Speaker 1: be afraid of something? Everyone? He keeps bringing this up.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having the courage to do it. Thanks for
Speaker 1: giving me a spine, Thanks for saying it. What am
Speaker 1: I supposed to be worried about? Am I weird? Is
Speaker 1: that a weird question, Chris Michael? Is that a weird question.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't I say it? What am I supposed to
Speaker 1: be worried about? I remember I had a friend, another
Speaker 1: friend that you would know. This is a different friend.
Speaker 1: And he came to me one day and he said, hey, uh, Jesse,
Speaker 1: the stuff you say on the radio, and this is
Speaker 1: a friend, okay. And he said, hey, do you ever
Speaker 1: you ever get in trouble? And I said trouble? Trouble
Speaker 1: with who? And he didn't really have an answer, which
Speaker 1: was weird. I thought immediately he was going to say
Speaker 1: with the bosses or suits. He kind of just repeated
Speaker 1: the question do you ever get in trouble? And I
Speaker 1: said so Then I assumed I was. I said, are
Speaker 1: you talking about the suits? The boss are bosses? No,
Speaker 1: they they've been great, They've never known. Why would I
Speaker 1: get in trouble? No? No, I wasn't really he wasn't
Speaker 1: talking about them. He said, no, I wasn't really talking
Speaker 1: about them, Like, I don't know, get people super mad
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. He said, you mean like emails, communists,
Speaker 1: emails or phone calls or something like that, or nasty
Speaker 1: messages on social media. Yeah, yeah, of course I'm getting
Speaker 1: to get those all the time. Why does that matter
Speaker 1: at all? And you could tell I don't know whether
Speaker 1: he didn't know what he wanted to describe to me,
Speaker 1: or whether he felt embarrassed about describing what he was
Speaker 1: going to describe to me. I don't have any idea
Speaker 1: what people are talking about when they tell me I'm
Speaker 1: unafraid or courageous. This is all stuff you think and
Speaker 1: say too. There's nothing courageous about it or all. What
Speaker 1: am I supposed to be afraid of. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get fired. I love Premiere. They let me say
Speaker 1: whatever I freaking want whenever I want it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get fired from my TV show either. Same thing
Speaker 1: with them. They let me say and do whatever I want,
Speaker 1: as you can plainly tell. So, since I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get fired, what am I supposed to be worried about?
Speaker 1: Mean emails? Calling my sponsors? Want to You're gonna call
Speaker 1: the advertisers to the show? You know what, Do me
Speaker 1: a favor, call my pillow and let them know that
Speaker 1: you're angry with me. I can't wait to hear what
Speaker 1: they say. Don't give them a call. To give them
Speaker 1: a call. Do me a favorite. Communists, all you communists
Speaker 1: who are hate listening. Not only do I want you
Speaker 1: to call them, report back into me and let me
Speaker 1: know what they say afterwards, send in an email and
Speaker 1: let me know how mad they are. We don't we
Speaker 1: take the time to vet our advertisers on this show
Speaker 1: for a reason. They're all anti communists, all of them.
Speaker 1: If you called and complained about me as a communist,
Speaker 1: they would call me and laugh, or they'd send me
Speaker 1: screenshots of it. Hey, Jesse, look what they said. I've
Speaker 1: had that from the boys at Chalk more than once before. Jesse,
Speaker 1: listen to this idiot. Yeah, I don't understand what I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be afraid. That's an obvious truth that we
Speaker 1: blew up that Nordstream pipeline thanks to President poopy Pants.
Speaker 1: We know that we blew up the pipeline because he
Speaker 1: said it in front of the entire planet that we
Speaker 1: were going to blow up the pipeline. And yet America
Speaker 1: blowing up the pipeline is somehow still treated as a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. We were doing naval drills over the pipeline
Speaker 1: and we told them we were gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Of course we.
Speaker 1: Blew it up, and remember we had our friend Greenberrey Clay,
Speaker 1: Travis Greenberrey, Clay Martin on the show, and Clay told
Speaker 1: us because I wanted to ask him specifically, I'm not
Speaker 1: one of these fancy Navy seal specop types. I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask him who could do something like this because
Speaker 1: it looked like a professional job to me, And he
Speaker 1: said it had to He said, a handful of nation
Speaker 1: states could even do it. Ukraine doesn't have the capability
Speaker 1: to do this, Russia probably does, US, Britain, France, maybe
Speaker 1: Italy he referenced someone else that I was surprised of.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was Italy, but there weren't many. There was
Speaker 1: four or five countries on the planet. China obviously could
Speaker 1: four or five countries on the planet with the capability
Speaker 1: of even doing something like this. And yet the official
Speaker 1: White House narrative is still there was a Ukrainian separatist group,
Speaker 1: like just a group of guys with AK forty seven's,
Speaker 1: put on some flippers and a snorkel and just swam
Speaker 1: down there and put holes in the pipeline. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: communist is changing his language. They think it's going to work.
Speaker 1: This is what they do all the time. We will
Speaker 1: discuss this in just the moment. Speaking of my pillow.
Speaker 1: I brought up my Pillow earlier. I really do appreciate
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Speaker 1: that they provide great products. You already know about great products,
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Speaker 1: are on sale right now. It's their endless support in
Speaker 1: the face of communist heat. The communists know how to
Speaker 1: do these email campaigns and phone call campaigns to pressure
Speaker 1: these businesses. Hey get rid of the Jesse Kelly Show
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Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: I am gonna try to do an email round up
Speaker 1: thing tonight were I'm gonna flip the stack over and
Speaker 1: start from the back end. And I wish i'd put
Speaker 1: that differently. New York Governor signed safe haven law for
Speaker 1: transgender youth. Keep telling you, I keep telling you. Did
Speaker 1: you hear? Anna Navarro on the view the Hunter.
Speaker 4: Biden's story the Scandal that it's also the story of
Speaker 4: a father's love. And Joe Biden has never and will
Speaker 4: never give up on his son's son Hunter and will
Speaker 4: never treat him lesser than and so he is a
Speaker 4: father first take it or leave it.
Speaker 1: That's a story of a father's love. Of course it
Speaker 1: is Jesse. I recently took the opportunity to purchase the
Speaker 1: Anti Communist Manifesto at the chain bookstore located in the
Speaker 1: communist Cesspool. I attempted to find the book on the
Speaker 1: shelf myself, but was unsuccessful When the store knows pierced
Speaker 1: male employee, who was surely a Communist himself, asked if
Speaker 1: I needed help. I proudly asked for the Anti Communist
Speaker 1: Manifesto by Jesse Kelly. He found the last copy literally
Speaker 1: serving as a bookend to hold up the other political books.
Speaker 1: With disdain in his voice, he said that your book
Speaker 1: has been very popular. Hearing this gave me a bit
Speaker 1: of hope that there are some like minded anti communists
Speaker 1: located in my community. Anyway, onto my ass, doctor Jesse, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we're doing a nuts doctor Jesse. Easy, you
Speaker 1: say you talk or used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Speaker 1: on your George Forman grill when you were in the Marines.
Speaker 1: This had me thinking, have you ever tried mayonnaise for
Speaker 1: your seering medium? All right, I'm a mayonnaise fan. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be painted as some kind of Jewish producer.
Speaker 1: Chris like anti mayo freak. I enjoy the tang of mayo.
Speaker 1: The mayo adds to a breakfast sandwich. Uh, most burgers
Speaker 1: need mayo. My burger, of course, is so great it
Speaker 1: doesn't need mao. Shut up, Chris. A good mayo goes
Speaker 1: perfectly with eggs. Chris, It adds a little tang to that. Michael,
Speaker 1: where are you on the mayo on an egg sandwich thing?
Speaker 1: You know? And like an egg sandwich, Michael, Mayo on
Speaker 1: an egg sandwich or a breakfast bagel the greatest breakfast
Speaker 1: food ever, like in everything, breakfast bagel, bacon, egg, cheese,
Speaker 1: and mayo. Thank you, Michael, thank you, yes, thank you Michael. Gosh, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have no taste anyway. So I'm not anti mayo
Speaker 1: because I'm very pro mayo. I decided to dive in
Speaker 1: and do this thing people had been telling me about forever.
Speaker 1: I decided to put the mayo on the outside of
Speaker 1: the bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. Granted it was
Speaker 1: only once. It didn't work at all. It don't get wrong.
Speaker 1: It was okay. It added nothing that I could tell
Speaker 1: for the flavor it certainly it didn't add more than
Speaker 1: the butter on the outside of it added. And remember
Speaker 1: I went into this with a good attitude, not like
Speaker 1: a Chris crappy attitude. I went into this with a
Speaker 1: good attitude where I wanted to like it because I'm
Speaker 1: so pro mao. But it wasn't very good at all,
Speaker 1: not very good at all. It just didn't do anything
Speaker 1: for me. Did you see what Idaho did?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I got to get to this what Idaho? Did you know?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Give me a couple of minutes. I want to get
Speaker 1: to more of these things first, and now I'll get
Speaker 1: to what Idaho did. Jesse, I'm sixteen years old and
Speaker 1: I compete in Christian speech in debate league called the
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should say it. In it.
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to write a ten minute prepared speech on
Speaker 1: anything I want, and I chose to make the topic
Speaker 1: about how America is turning communist. Thanks to you, this
Speaker 1: is the third largest speech in debate league in the country,
Speaker 1: so there are a lot of people who will be
Speaker 1: able to hear my speech. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: the inspiration. I've been listening to your show night for
Speaker 1: the past two years. That's freaking cool. That's cool, Chris.
Speaker 1: This is what it's like to be a huge, important
Speaker 1: celebrity and author. What Chris, this is what it's like.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why you can't
Speaker 1: just support me the way he does. Hey, doctor Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'm an anti communist, redheaded dime. I never keyed anyone's
Speaker 1: car slash their tires or poison anyone. Why do you
Speaker 1: hate redheads so hard? That's all? And she says her
Speaker 1: name is Candy. Okay, redheaded Candy. Listen, anybody can lie
Speaker 1: in an email. All right, you're a redhead. Your name
Speaker 1: is Candy. Oh, I have no doubt. You're a dime
Speaker 1: that I have no doubt about. Probably a head turner.
Speaker 1: Don't sit there and tell me you've never keyed anyone's car.
Speaker 1: Nobody believes that, all right, nobody believes that, least of
Speaker 1: all me. Everyone knows you're a danger to everyone around you,
Speaker 1: like a siren and an old one of those Greek
Speaker 1: tragedies being men off of the boat into the dangerous waters.
Speaker 1: That's what you are, Candy, That's who you are. Dear
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse, the other day you said either Trump or
Speaker 1: DeSantis would be the nominee. I believe that as well.
Speaker 1: But would you will be willing to put your money
Speaker 1: where your mouth is and shave in another mustache if
Speaker 1: someone else wins. My daughter, eleven year old daughter Sarah,
Speaker 1: and I love your show. If you could say her
Speaker 1: name on the radio, nothing would excite her more. Doing
Speaker 1: my best to raise an anti communist shout out to
Speaker 1: Sarah on the show, and I can't shave in a
Speaker 1: mustache again. I let's see the best way I can
Speaker 1: put this. Remember, it's a family show. It always will
Speaker 1: be a family show. It will always be a show
Speaker 1: you can listen to with your children. That is a
Speaker 1: commitment I've always made. I, however, have needs, all right.
Speaker 1: When I shaved in the must last time, that mustache
Speaker 1: hung on one. It was thick and beautiful. But it
Speaker 1: held on for a couple solid weeks before the beard
Speaker 1: grew in so much that you couldn't tell the mustache
Speaker 1: was there anymore. And let me just tell you the
Speaker 1: wife was not a fan of not being consulted before
Speaker 1: the mustache was shaved in. She doesn't appreciate the beauty
Speaker 1: of the Burt Reynolds style tom Selik mustache that I grew.
Speaker 1: I looked like a young, probably more fit tom Selik.
Speaker 1: That's what I would say. That's what Chris I did.
Speaker 1: She did not agree. She made some pretty mean references
Speaker 1: to me looking like a Criminaloki. Yes, she mentioned Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 1: She mentions a bunch of other things. She was quite
Speaker 1: mean about the whole thing. Am I going to make
Speaker 1: another bet to shave in the mustache. I think we
Speaker 1: all know that I am, and I'm just gonna roll
Speaker 1: the dice and see where it goes. What Chris, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good point, Chris. I'll make the bet and
Speaker 1: if it's wrong, we'll dub over the voice or delete
Speaker 1: that podcast and act like it never happened. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. Yes, that's perfect. All right, there's something great happening.
Speaker 1: It's in Idaho, but it's still great. Hang on,