1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: Hello, back dolcast listeners will Me, Caitlin and me Jamie. Wow. 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: This is one of our live recordings from our tour 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: earlier this year. This is our George of the Jungle episode. 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: We recorded it live in San Francisco, where some slash 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: most of George of the Jungle takes place. Yes, and 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: we did it for SF Sketch Fest at the Gateway Theater. 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: So thanks to them for having us, Thanks to Cole 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: Stratton for including us in the festival. We always have 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: a great time, and thanks to everyone who went. It 10 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 1: was it was so much fun because that was like, 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you've heard of this 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: little thing called COVID nineteen, but this show was postponed 13 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: I think for three years or two at least two 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: years sometimes, so it was really lovely to be back 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: with everybody in safe and wonderful space and we were 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: just really thrilled to be there. And this was pre 17 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: Brendan Frasier having an oscar. So I'm pretty sure we're 18 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 1: talking about this as if we don't know, because we 19 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: don't know, because that's how the past works. Yes, so 20 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: thank you to everyone who came to the show. We 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: will be releasing other live episodes we recorded on this 22 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: tour in the coming weeks and months. And here's the 23 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: thing about those, the next few episodes that are coming out. 24 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: There are shows we recorded live in Portland and we 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: had wonderful guests. We had Sarah Marshall for the Gooneyes episode, 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: and we had Robert Evans for the Hannah Montana the 27 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: Movie episode. We also live streamed those episodes, and there 28 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: are things that happened in the live show that we 29 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: will cut out of the audio episode that will be 30 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: released on the main feed, just because they didn't translate 31 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: well to audio and because we're withholding assholes. It's true. 32 00:01:53,720 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: But but but you want to see the live stream, 33 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: you can buy like tickets slash access to see those 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: shows on demand. Yes, so if you want to like 35 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 1: see the extra special, like the fun little activities we did, 36 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: including Jamie accidentally throwing a knife. Oh, thank you for 37 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: saying it, thank you for plugging. Yes, that's in the 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: Hand of Montana episode. We also do a treasure hunt 39 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: and give Sarah Marshall a chocolate box full of hot dogs. 40 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: There's a lot of fun visual gags that you won't 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: get and so you so if you'd like to see 42 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: it and just get a preview of those episodes, you 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: can purchase the video to those episodes individually on our 44 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: link tree, which will link below. Unfortunately, there's no video 45 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: of the George of the Jungle episode, which is a 46 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 1: shame because we more really funny hats at one point. 47 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: We really did. But you will hear that segment in 48 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: the episode that you're listening to right now. A quick 49 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: note about it is that it kind of abruptly cuts 50 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: off toward the end of the show as we are 51 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: giving our nipple ratings. Most of the episode is intact, 52 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: but you know, it's not a becdelcast live show without 53 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: some technical difficulty. So it's true the grand tradition continuing continues. 54 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: But we had so much, like truly, truly, truly, so 55 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 1: much fun at this show. Thanks again to everyone who 56 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: is there, and I think you'll be able to hear 57 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: our enthusiasm through the podcast. Work well. Enjoy the show, Enjoy. 58 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: On the bedl cast, the questions asked if movies have 59 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: women in them? Are all their discussions just boyfriends and husbands? 60 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: Do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zeph and Vast start 61 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: changing it with the Bechdel Cast. Hi, welcome to the Beckdelcast. Wow. 62 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: Hi you Sam Francisco. How are you? Uh? Hi Jamie, Hi, 63 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: Caitlin right now? Hello? What's our friend Bryant? What he knows? 64 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: We have a show? Right? This doesn't pass the well 65 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: all right, that was a sting operation. He called it, 66 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: that exact moment to fuck with us. We were gonna 67 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 1: have a perfect, uninterrupted discussion about no men the whole time. Well, 68 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Thanks for going out. My name 69 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: is Caitlin Dronte. Yeah. Hello, Oh my name is Jamie Loftus. Wow. 70 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm so glad your applause wasn't louder than mine. It 71 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: was just exact same it would have been. It's always 72 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: a chilling moment where you're like, what are we gonna do? Um? 73 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: But yeah, this is our this is our podcast where 74 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: we take an intersectional look at your favorite move vs. 75 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:07,359 Speaker 1: And today we brought you a San Francisco classic question mark. Honestly, 76 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: the thing is with this show is it's been on 77 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: for a pretty long time, and um, what you know, 78 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: we we've done the Princess Diaries, We've done the Social Network, 79 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: we did the Social Network. In this very theater. Was 80 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: anyone here at that show? Welcome Hi, welcome back. Um, 81 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: this one is going to be just as serious as 82 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: a social network, and I think have equal social impact 83 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: on the current climate. You know, George or the Jungle 84 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: used to be called the George or the Jungle, and 85 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: then they drop the the and now it's just now 86 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:49,160 Speaker 1: it's just George of the Jungle. Oh that got a 87 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: bigger laugh out of me than I was expecting. It's 88 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: pretty good. Um so, but yeah, we are covering San 89 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: Francisco classic George of the Jungle. Who's seen it? Oh? 90 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: We got some George heads in the house. Has anyone 91 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: not seen George of the Jungle? Round of applause? WHOA, Okay, 92 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: the proud, the holdouts. Um, I genuinely, you're you're missing out. 93 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: It's a it's a pretty fun movie. It's true. Um. 94 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: Shall we say what the Bechtel Test is? I guess so, yeah, 95 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: I guess. It's a mediametric created by a queer cartoonist, 96 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: Alison Bechtel, sometimes called the Bechtel Wallace Test. Yes, there 97 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: are many versions of the test. Ours is as follows. 98 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: Two people of a marginalized gender have to speak to 99 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: each other about something other than a man. It's nice 100 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: if they have names, it's nice if their conversation is substantial. 101 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 1: Does it happen often? No? But in George of the Jungle, interestingly, 102 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: it happens when Holland Taylor asks Leslie Man what her 103 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: vagina was like after after returning from the Jungle. From 104 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: whence George came the context of this, there's a lot 105 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: of like this movie is PG, but I feel like 106 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: they're really stretching it to the very limit. There's they're 107 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: talking about like raw sacks at multiple points. There's a 108 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: whole scene. There are several scenes where multiple women are like, 109 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 1: oh my god, Georgia the Jungle would fuck and or 110 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: they're like he has the biggest dong I've ever seen. 111 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: They all but cut to it, like the way that 112 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: the camera is. I like, I don't know who the 113 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: cinematographer in this movie is, Roger Deakins. So I just 114 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: had the most disgusting thought of my entire life. I 115 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: can't say it a lot, but um, you know that 116 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: you know the tunnel from Shawshank Redemption, Yes, I something something. 117 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: Georgia the Jungle's penis you navigate through it much less 118 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: that's okay, I should um, I should be locked up? 119 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: That was that was a bad way to start the show. 120 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: Um No, But there are sometimes the camera is angled 121 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: so close to like his like pelvis bone, that you're like, 122 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: oh my god, is it gonna a rare vie? Are 123 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: out like Jig Saw, a rare movie that's about a 124 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: head of row romance where the man is far more 125 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: sexualized than the woman. Oh, time and time and time again, 126 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: which doesn't make it the right decision. I feel like 127 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: that that's We'll have a whole discussion about that. Where 128 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, we're just sort of not 129 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: we specifically, but as a culture we are emerging from 130 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:44,359 Speaker 1: the binary flip culture is like, oh yeah, just oppress 131 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 1: someone else. You're like, well, no, don't do that. Um 132 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: but I did love the scene where George confidently wears 133 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: a dress and a hat. Yes, they shouldn't let him 134 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: just wear his damn dress. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 135 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: he looked good in our money as well, but why not? 136 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: Why not both? Look, we're getting ahead of ourselves. No, 137 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 1: we're so thrilled to have you here, and we're really 138 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: excited to be talking about cinematic classic George of the Jungle. 139 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: We love movies from nineteen ninety seven everything. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, Jamie, 140 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: what is your relationship your history with George of the Jungle. Oh, 141 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember seeing this movie in theaters. 142 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: I feel like I maybe did when I was really little, 143 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: but I just remember watching it growing up. I remember. 144 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,840 Speaker 1: I don't even think I had Like I think the 145 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: movie is like encouraging you to have a crush on George, 146 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,720 Speaker 1: but I didn't even have a crush on George. I 147 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,839 Speaker 1: just thought that he seemed really nice. I feel like 148 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: that is like one of the beautiful I know. I 149 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,319 Speaker 1: know that, like it's currently trendy to be obsessed with 150 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: Brendan Fraser, but like I mean, I'm not even like 151 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: hyper fix it. He's like not Alfred Molina to me, 152 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 1: but like you know who is very few people are. 153 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 1: It's really just the one guy. But Brendan Fraser, I like, 154 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 1: even when I was like a little kid, he was 155 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: just like a very like friendly and calming presence in 156 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: a way that I feel like there were like a 157 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: fair amount of actors like that in the nineties. And 158 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: we've talked about him on the show before is kind 159 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,360 Speaker 1: of like a character actor to like his bones. But 160 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 1: when you're like movies start conventionally handsome and you can 161 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,320 Speaker 1: do character actor stuff, people get confused and they don't 162 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,200 Speaker 1: know what to do with you. Um, but I just like, yeah, 163 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: I just I really loved this movie. And I I 164 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 1: think I just had a crush on everybody except Lyle. 165 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: And yeah, not no disrespect to Thomas Hayden Church. Um, 166 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: you know I love Spider Man three, do you? Yes? Okay, 167 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: I do, but I mean, but I mean, he does 168 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: a good job. However, it's a hard act to follow, 169 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: villain wise because yeah, and a lot of people are 170 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: slowly connecting the dots and others, well, they don't have 171 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: two brands up together. I don't know. It's Alfred fucking 172 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:10,320 Speaker 1: Molina as doctor Octopus Chidas in four. Anyway, someone snorted, 173 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 1: and I celebrate that. Yeah, we love it. Do it again, 174 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: scary m Caitlyn, whats your I just I just loved it. 175 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 1: I watched it. Um, I think that there were there 176 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 1: was a sort of a mini renaissance of children's gorilla movies, 177 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: because I also watched Mighty Joe Young a lot. Oh sure, Well, 178 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: there's a sexy blonde woman and a big gorilla and 179 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 1: and a hot guy nearby. They were going to show 180 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: that to six year olds. Does anyone remember Dunstan checks in? 181 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: Because that was around this time as well. I believe 182 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: that it. Yeah, what is that Forgive me? This is 183 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 1: a movie about an orangutan named Dunston. Okay, I think 184 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: I haven't seen it in thirty years. No, No, here's 185 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 1: my question. Is he checking in? I think a hotel? Oh? Okay, 186 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 1: thank you so much. And that's the power of collaborative 187 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 1: work exactly. My favorite UM, not that you asked, but 188 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: my other favorite UM celebrity h celebrity primate movie was 189 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,960 Speaker 1: this was a direct to This was I think a 190 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 1: part of the Airbud cinematic universe. But there were two 191 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,240 Speaker 1: movies that I can remember. I don't remember what the 192 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: name of the monkey was, but it was called MVP 193 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: Most Valuable Primate and it was about I think a 194 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: chimpanzee that joins a hockey team, which checks so many 195 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: boxes for me that I left my body because it's 196 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: like he's looking at this amboni, He's like oh like 197 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,679 Speaker 1: and I was like losing my shit. And then they 198 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: did a direct to video sequel to the direct video 199 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: sequel MVP, but this time he's skateboarding and he it's 200 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:04,920 Speaker 1: a most Vertical Prime, right, which is you've spoken of 201 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: these movies before. That's how I know about that. We 202 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: gotta cover MVP month. It'll be like Miracle and Most 203 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:20,199 Speaker 1: Vertical prim Not even Mighty Ducks. No, no, I mean 204 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: they didn't even have that was an all human team boom, 205 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 1: Where are the Ducks? I feel like in nineties kids 206 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,000 Speaker 1: movies that is not off the table. For some reason, 207 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: animals were joining sports teams. It was an epidemic and 208 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 1: people were exploiting it. It wasn't right. It wasn't moos 209 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,800 Speaker 1: fucked up, but this is I would say it was. 210 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: It was a childhood favorite. But as far as um 211 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,680 Speaker 1: a primate comedy for children, it was maybe three or 212 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: four on my list. Kaitlyncher, what was your history of 213 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: Georgia the Jungle. I think there's a very good chance 214 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: I saw this at a drive in movie theater in 215 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: nineteen I know, impressive. A lot of people were like yeah, 216 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 1: because I would have been like eleven at the time, 217 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:13,080 Speaker 1: and I was kind of the target demo and this 218 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: is a movie that it's been with me since its inception. 219 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: What is the subtext to what you just said? I 220 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 1: don't know. It was a movie of my childhood. I 221 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: watched it quite a bit in the late nineties, but 222 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 1: not since then, so it was fun to revisit. Though. 223 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: They made a direct to DVD sequel of this movie 224 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: with kind of my favorite genre. I think there should 225 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: be a whole podcast about this genre where it's like 226 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 1: sequel where none of the cast was interested in returning, 227 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 1: and then it's like some poor I don't know who 228 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 1: it becomes George of the Jungle, but there's no way 229 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 1: he isn't fighting for his life the entire time, just 230 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: desperately trying to evoke Brendan Fraser, you know, yeah, yeah, 231 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: should we do that? Podcast? Should be no? No, okay, no, 232 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: we should do um we should we should do the 233 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: primates in sports podcasts? Okay, fair? Yeah, fair. It's like 234 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: when we did a show in London once brag ever 235 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: heard of it, um, and for some reason the venue 236 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: just put on the Marquee Women in Film podcast. It 237 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: was like they like looked at the title of their 238 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: show and they're like, no, they've punched it up without asking. Yeah, yeah, 239 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: should I do the recap? Do the recap Georgi or 240 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: the Jungle? Okay, so we get some animated backstory slash, 241 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 1: a credit sequence where we learn about a plane wreck 242 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: in which a baby was left behind in the jungles 243 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:56,720 Speaker 1: of Africa. Where in Africa unclear, we'll get there. We 244 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: we outsourced that work. We had some research done for us. Yeah, 245 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 1: I did that. That is like I love when a 246 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 1: movie has an animated opening sequence. It didnt makes sense 247 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: for this because George of the Jungle was a Saturday 248 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: morning cartoon in the late sixties that only aired for 249 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: seventeen episodes, and yet it's famous. I don't understand that. 250 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: Who knows it doesn't make sense, but I do. But there's, 251 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,560 Speaker 1: you know, kind of like a lost Pilot situation. I 252 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: mean the show Lost. Oh yeah, it's like if Lost happened, 253 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: but everyone was saved and no one looks for a baby. Correct. Yeah, 254 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: So this baby gets left behind, and this, of course 255 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: is George of the Jungle, and thank you so much. 256 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: That's his Christian name. He does introduce himself that way, 257 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: or he introduces himself as George Primate, which is also 258 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: comedy genius. Look, I was laughing the way that Brandon 259 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: Frazier sometimes says things and he's like leading with his teeth. 260 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 1: You're like, I guess I'm laughing. Or and then Holland Taylor, 261 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's how did they get Holland Taylor 262 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 1: in this damn movie? She's a living legend. And then 263 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 1: she's they're like, you're the mom and Georgia the Jungle's 264 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,399 Speaker 1: she's a professional. Look she read the script and she's like, 265 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 1: this is good, this is this will endure. Yeah, the 266 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: woman has an eye. Um okay. So baby George is 267 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 1: raised by animals. He swings around on vines, he crashes 268 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 1: into trees famously. Right we cut two twenty five years later. 269 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: George of the Jungle is now Brennan Fraser. But before 270 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: we really see him, we meet Ursula. That's Leslie Mann, 271 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: who is on vacation in the jungle nearby. How clear 272 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 1: was that to you? Because I was like I wasn't 273 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: clear if like she was a documentarian that was so 274 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:57,400 Speaker 1: bad at it, or if she was making home videos 275 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,199 Speaker 1: or like what she was doing. And then it's like 276 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: later clarify, like she is the most trust fund kid 277 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 1: to ever trust Fund kid. Yes, yeah, I think she's 278 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: just a rich lady on vacation, and so she is 279 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 1: guided by Quam played by Richard Rowntree and Shaft, Yes, unbelievable, 280 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:21,919 Speaker 1: and a few of his colleagues. Then Ursula's asshole fiance, Lyle, 281 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 1: played by Thomas Hayden Church shows up. Oh, such camp. Yes, 282 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: we were talking about this backstage. Lyle has a shade 283 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: of blonde that only existed in this calendar year. It's 284 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: like Jack Dawson's Sandy Blonde. You couldn't get it outside 285 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: of ninety six. It was released in ninety seven, and 286 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: by that time it wasn't available. It's like qua ludes 287 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 1: for hair. Yes, all true? Okay. So, so Lyle shows 288 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:02,640 Speaker 1: up unexpectedly with two poachers, Max and Thor, and they 289 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,640 Speaker 1: have heard tell of the legendary white ape. Lyle thinks 290 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: it's bogus. The poachers want to capture it for money, 291 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,679 Speaker 1: and they all set off to go and try and 292 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: see some apes, and Lyle takes Ursula further into the 293 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: jungle by themselves. A lion shows up and Lyle trips 294 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:27,920 Speaker 1: and is knocked unconscious. Immediately, so Lyle is so like 295 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,439 Speaker 1: he's such a flop that it starts to look intentional, 296 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,239 Speaker 1: like like there were a few points where and it 297 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: was like maybe my own like internalized patriarchy where I'm like, 298 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: surely there must be a greater plan at work here. 299 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,919 Speaker 1: He couldn't be bad at so many things, but he 300 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 1: really is so bad at so many things. And I 301 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: really I loved that, unlike a lot of movie because 302 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 1: it's like movie is like pretty meta and self aware 303 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: of itself, which is like true to the cartoon because 304 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 1: it was like originally a cartoon that was meant to 305 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: make fun of Tarzan. But I liked it. From moment one, 306 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: Ursula very visibly does not like him. It doesn't want 307 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,919 Speaker 1: Like he walks out, he's like babe, and she's like, 308 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: oh no, brutal yep. So this lion is about to 309 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 1: attack Ursula, but just then George of the Jungle shows up. 310 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,480 Speaker 1: He swings in and he saves Ursula and he carries 311 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,160 Speaker 1: her off after he and the lion have had a 312 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:32,840 Speaker 1: goofy fight or maybe even and it's an extremely fight. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 313 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 1: improved upon the original. I love. And then Brendan Fraser, 314 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: I wonder if like he was just warming, like it 315 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: felt like he was in a way auditioning for a 316 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: later movie. He did Louie Tunes back in action. Oh yeah, 317 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: Brendan Fraser really knows how to like interact with ultimately 318 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 1: whatever is like the tennis ball in front of him. Yes, 319 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,399 Speaker 1: and that's a rare skill and he can really do 320 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: really nails it. Yeah, he was spinning that lion like 321 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: a basketball on his little finger. It's impressive. Okay. So 322 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: then Ursula wakes up in George's tree house, where she 323 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: is properly introduced to George. She also meets George's friend Ape, 324 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: a talking gorilla voiced by John Cleese, and you're just like, 325 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 1: I guess, so, like this is like an interesting I 326 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: mean because John Cleese, if you know anything about his 327 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 1: personal politics, like he can absolutely light himself on fire, 328 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,199 Speaker 1: you know. But this is like an interesting era for 329 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,640 Speaker 1: like Monty Python actors where they were just in American 330 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,639 Speaker 1: children's movies, like serially because it's like I think best 331 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: by Eric Idol and Casper, right, but they were just 332 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: like a pop from the crowd for Eric Idle and Casper, 333 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 1: I mean Eric Idol and Kathy Moriarty and Casper. There's 334 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,000 Speaker 1: a kind of like, uh, like they didn't kiss, but 335 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 1: you're like, why not? But that was like kind of 336 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: what was so sexy about it? Exactly? But we already 337 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:06,640 Speaker 1: did that episode. Okay, So we meet Ape and Ursula 338 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 1: faints because women be fainting, right, but don't forget Caitlin. 339 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: She then faints again, yes, multiple times, yes, yes, yes. 340 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: Then George notices that Ursula has boobs and realizes for 341 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: the first time that she is a woman because he 342 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,199 Speaker 1: has never seen a human woman before, and then he 343 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 1: licks her face. Look Ape, Okay, I think that people 344 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 1: will Galaxy brain this and be like, well he doesn't 345 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: understand human behavior, and you're like, okay, true, but Ape 346 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:46,879 Speaker 1: seems too Why does this Ape has books about it? 347 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: Ape appears to be a Rhodes scholar. Surely he would 348 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 1: have told George not to lick someone's face at some point, 349 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: So I think that point is moot and George was 350 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,439 Speaker 1: was acting out of pocket there. He was wrong to 351 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,719 Speaker 1: lick her face. We talked about this earlier too, but 352 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 1: George has I don't think, like as bad as what 353 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,879 Speaker 1: I'm about to compare it to. But George has a 354 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,439 Speaker 1: real watching women's sleep issue. Uh huh. I do like 355 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm glad it no longer really exists, but the filmic 356 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: language of man watching woman's sleep as a way of 357 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,959 Speaker 1: saying I love you and not like I'm planning on 358 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,120 Speaker 1: how to murder you is kind of a lost art 359 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,479 Speaker 1: for him. And yeah, and Brendan Frasier is looking at 360 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: Leslie man it's like very Edward Culin. Yes. Yeah, He's like, 361 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: I don't sleepy, don't do that. Okay. So then Ursula 362 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: wakes up and she's like, oh, I have to get 363 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: back to my fiance. And then George is like, he's like, 364 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,720 Speaker 1: i'll help you. So then he calls his dog, Shep, 365 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 1: who is actually an Ella hint and George, Yeah, were 366 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: you laughing? I mean yeah, I was laughing every time 367 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 1: the worst joke ever happened. I was laughing, laughing, laughing. 368 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:25,879 Speaker 1: An elephant isn't a dog. It's funny and that's comedy. Yeah, 369 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 1: the elephant had a milk bone at one point, and 370 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,880 Speaker 1: then the narrator says, don't do that. Yeah, and then 371 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,959 Speaker 1: I was laughing more. And that's a good joke. I 372 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,160 Speaker 1: agree with that. I couldn't write that, okay. So then 373 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,520 Speaker 1: George and Ursula set out to search for Lyle and 374 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: the others. Meanwhile, Lyle has gone back to Kwame and 375 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: the other guides and they are searching for Ursula. But 376 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:58,040 Speaker 1: Ursula is having a really good time with George. She's like, 377 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: not in a rush to get back to Lyle, who 378 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 1: she famously hate hates. Yeah, And she and George are frolicking. 379 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: They talk to a toucan, they talk to a monkey. 380 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,919 Speaker 1: He teaches her how to swing on vines. And George 381 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,920 Speaker 1: is developing a crush on Ursula and he tries to 382 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: seduce her using some guerrilla techniques that Ape taught him. 383 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 1: We'll see. Here's here's where what I just said it 384 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 1: turns out to be demonstrably wrong because Ape does only 385 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: what are apes books about? Okay? I because I don't 386 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: think that, like, are there a lot of books about 387 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: like here's how apes flirt? Like I don't understand. Here's 388 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: my theory. After watching the movie three times to prep 389 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 1: for this episode. I think Ape knows because he's like, 390 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: Ape is like, oh, you gotta like puff out your 391 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: cheeks and throw leaves around and like make all these 392 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: noises and stuff. I think Ape is goofing on him. 393 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,920 Speaker 1: I think he knows that that's not going to work. Oh, okay, 394 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 1: you think Apes fucking with it? Yeah, that's I mean, 395 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: that is kind of brilliant and very cruel. For the 396 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,119 Speaker 1: first time he's met one of his own species and 397 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: it's like, let me just fuck around. But but I 398 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: guess I guess that that is kind of funny. Do 399 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: you think I was like, maybe he was just my 400 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,879 Speaker 1: theory when he didn't appear to be learning from I 401 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 1: was like, well, maybe he's just reading a series of 402 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: unfortunate events, you know, like maybe he's reading fiction and 403 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:36,160 Speaker 1: so he's not really learning. Maybe he's watching Hollywood movies 404 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: and would have no idea what romance is, Like maybe 405 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,919 Speaker 1: maybe he has a VHS player. Well, because when when 406 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,879 Speaker 1: George comes back and he's like, oh, Ape, that didn't 407 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 1: work at all, Ape is like, oh really, like he 408 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 1: kind of knows he what's wrong with him. I don't 409 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 1: know who would lie to Brendan Frasier. That's fucked, I know, 410 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: I know. Okay, So Pla and George they're having a 411 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: great time. He's developing a crush and then they have 412 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: this romantic moment and a dance. He gets hurt of 413 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 1: dance with a scene that it's a good scene, and 414 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: then Lyle and his goons abandoned Quame and the others, 415 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: and they find George or the Jungle and Lyle accidentally 416 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,159 Speaker 1: shoots him. Cut to George and Ursula on a plane 417 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: taking him to the US, specifically San Francisco. Ever heard 418 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 1: of it? There again, just to shout out another hilarious, 419 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 1: hilarious joke in this hilarious movie. When George gets shot, 420 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: it freezes, and then the narrators like, we can't kill 421 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 1: George the hero. He's our hero. He gotta bring him 422 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: to San Francisco and we gotta do you know mayor 423 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 1: Willie Brown's nine millionth cameo of this era in children's movies. 424 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 1: It is truly the fact that he got into Prince's 425 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 1: diary and George of the Jungle, I mean, god bless iconic, 426 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 1: really impressive work. Yeah, okay, So George needs medical attention, 427 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 1: so they bring him to the US because only medical 428 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: attention exists here, and Lyle is left behind. He gets 429 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 1: arrested and thrown in jail. The poachers Max and Thor 430 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 1: they were like, oh, if we go after Ape, we 431 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: can make a bunch of money. We can like join showbiz. 432 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 1: Because they have dreams of right becoming performer. I could. 433 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't keep track of those characters. I was like, 434 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: who are these guys? Like they were just trying to 435 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: do Joe Peshi in Home alone and I was like, 436 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen, guys, Yeah, yeah, but they're like, oh, 437 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: if we go after Ape the talking Gorilla, that's our 438 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:53,000 Speaker 1: ticket into show business. So meanwhile, George and Ursula arrive 439 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: in San Francisco. George is trying to get acclimated to 440 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: city life, and Ursula tells her mom, who is Holland Taylor, 441 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: about George and Holland Taylor does not like this at all, 442 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 1: but hall and Taylor frames it in a very specific 443 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: way where she's like, I have no problem if you 444 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: fuck George raw. Yeah, Like she kind of like repeatedly 445 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 1: is like, no, you should definitely have sex with him, 446 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: but you can't marry him. And it's just I don't know. 447 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 1: We've covered a lot of like waspy moms of this 448 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: kind of like category before, and Holland Taylor is the 449 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: best of them because it's like a self aware writing 450 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: of it where she sounds really horrible and she's saying 451 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 1: it where you're like, no, George is the best guy 452 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: in the whole world. He's the hymbo of the century. 453 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: Oh wow, our crowd love that. Okay. So then Ursula 454 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: invites her best friend Betsy over and they both see 455 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: George naked after he comes out the shower and they're 456 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 1: ogling at him. Betsy classic Trope character. She comes in, 457 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,200 Speaker 1: She's like, I'm the best friend. Who you fucking And 458 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: then Ursela is like, oh, no, one, and she's like, 459 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: look at that huge panut and Ursela's like, no, I'm 460 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: not interested. She's like, whoa, why don't I take a bite? 461 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: And then Ursela says, okay, I guess I do like him, 462 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 1: and then she disappears for forty five minutes, like unsung 463 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: heroes of movies of the nineties, women with curly hair 464 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: who are barely in the movie. Okay, So, Ursela has 465 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: to go to her engagement party the next day, so 466 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 1: she leaves George at home, but he ventures out into 467 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,600 Speaker 1: San Francisco. He goes to the Golden Gate Bridge. He 468 00:30:52,760 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: saves a para sailor. Sorry, I know that, Like people 469 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,280 Speaker 1: are listening to this in the future. I just wanted 470 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: to say that three people just pulled out harpoon guns 471 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 1: and they seem really upset. Yeah, I it's the Bay Bridge. 472 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: I've fed that. They're slowly lowering them, but they want 473 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: us to know that they have them. Oh, because the 474 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: Golden Gate Bridge is stuff. Stop they're bringing them back out. No, 475 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna die on this hill. The Golden Grape it's red, 476 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 1: right and this one wasn't red. I should have known. 477 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm humiliar. Someone just threw it tomato. That's so fucked up. 478 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: Stop I'm a man na. We're from Los Angeles. We 479 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 1: don't have brains that work. We don't have bridges. Okay, stop, okay, 480 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,760 Speaker 1: let me try again. He goes to the what's it 481 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: called bay Bridge? What did I get it wrong? But 482 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: just throw a pineapple at your head? Stop bridge. Say 483 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 1: it's a para of sailor whose parachute had gotten caught 484 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 1: in whatever bridge it is. And Ursula is like, oh 485 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: my god, George. She sees him on TV and she's like, George, 486 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 1: you saved that man's life. And she's swooning about it 487 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 1: on TV. She doesn't give a shit. She does give 488 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,560 Speaker 1: a single shit, And then she tells her parents that 489 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: she doesn't want to marry Lyle anymore, and her parents 490 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 1: throw well, specifically, her mom throws a fit about it. Yes, 491 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 1: one of my I mean, we'll probably get back to this, 492 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 1: but one of my least favorite tropes. That happens when 493 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: you have to get a woman in a romantic lead 494 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,080 Speaker 1: part where her mom is like, no, I want to 495 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: get in the way of this, and then the dad, 496 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: who has not said a word the entire movie, is like, 497 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 1: I support this, I love my daughter, and then she goes, 498 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: thank you, daddy, and then and then we all just 499 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,760 Speaker 1: look at the mom like what a bitch. Yeah, It's like, 500 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,240 Speaker 1: why does it? I mean, it happens every single time. 501 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,960 Speaker 1: The narrator even calls her like the meddling mother. So yeah, well, 502 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: and and the father says, like what a he says 503 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,840 Speaker 1: something really mean about her. Yeah, I forget, I forget 504 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 1: what he says, but it's I feel like he says 505 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,719 Speaker 1: what a piece of shit? Like he says something like that, 506 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: and maybe that exactly yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, could be, 507 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: could be. Uh okay. So then it's her engagement party 508 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,480 Speaker 1: that evening, and George is there and all the women 509 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: are so horny for George, and then Ursula's mom pulls 510 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 1: George aside, and she's like, stay away from my daughter, 511 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: or I will cut your dick off. Oh my god. 512 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: She is so iconic in that scene though, like, I 513 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 1: won't stand for people being mean to George, except in 514 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: that scene specifically where George is so sweetly like you 515 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: don't want Ursula to like love George, and she's like, 516 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,600 Speaker 1: I would sooner nail my tongue to the table every 517 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: morning at breakfast. Here's like, well, if she's saying it 518 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,239 Speaker 1: like Miranda Priestley, I guess I like it. Sorry, I 519 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: looked at my notes. Ursula's dad says about his own 520 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,160 Speaker 1: wife as a comedic button to the scene. God, that 521 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:42,080 Speaker 1: woman is a pain in the ass. Yep, hilarious. Okay. 522 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: So meanwhile, back in the jungle, the poachers Max and 523 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,520 Speaker 1: Thor capture Ape and plan to bring him to Vegas 524 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 1: for a Siegfried and Roy type show. So the Toucan 525 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,520 Speaker 1: shows up in San Francisco and tells George that Ape 526 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 1: has been kidnapped. So George has to leave and go 527 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: back to the jungle to save Ape, and then Ursula 528 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:10,640 Speaker 1: goes after George because she realizes she loves him. Yes, George, 529 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: so George arrives back in the jungle and he saves 530 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,799 Speaker 1: Ape from the poachers. Ursula shows up to help. They're 531 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 1: about to kiss, but then Lyle shows up and kidnaps Ursula. 532 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,880 Speaker 1: They end up on a raft. They're getting swept up 533 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,279 Speaker 1: by the rapids, and then so George has to do 534 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 1: like the biggest swing known to man to save Ursula, 535 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,200 Speaker 1: and he does, and then still hits that damn tree, 536 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: the tree. If there's one thing my man George is 537 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,080 Speaker 1: gonna do, it's hit that damn tree. And he does 538 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: it every time. People tell him to watch out for 539 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: that tree, and he never listens. He does not. So 540 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,120 Speaker 1: then George and Ursula get married in the Jungle. We 541 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,400 Speaker 1: cut to a few years later. They have had a 542 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:07,879 Speaker 1: Greg Greg Greg of the Jungle. He got her greg nant, 543 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,000 Speaker 1: she had a Greg and um. Then the movie ends 544 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 1: on a Lion King reference where George is holding up 545 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: his Greg on Pride Rock, followed by Ape performing in 546 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: Vegas in a solo show the original Marvel mid credit scene. 547 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: So that's the plot of George of the Jungle. Oh 548 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:44,360 Speaker 1: thank you well, I mean there there's so much to 549 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: talk about with this movie. I don't even really know 550 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 1: where to I mean, where where would you like to start? 551 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,160 Speaker 1: Oh geez, because I know we have like we've got 552 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,239 Speaker 1: a well we have a we should we just well, 553 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,880 Speaker 1: let's just yeah. So we were, um curious because this 554 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 1: movie takes place in this very like it says it 555 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,719 Speaker 1: takes place in the jungle in Africa, and then it 556 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: is very unspecific as to where they're talking about, and like, 557 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 1: so we were curious. It's like, is this based anywhere? 558 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,960 Speaker 1: What are the like, what is the culture and what 559 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,439 Speaker 1: is the wildlife that we're actually supposed to be paying 560 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,360 Speaker 1: attention to? And how accurately does the movie represent it? Yes, 561 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:32,920 Speaker 1: which we didn't know, And so we contracted some local experts. Yeah, 562 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,279 Speaker 1: we found them. They're in San Francisco. This is going well, 563 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,879 Speaker 1: it really is. And so I see without much further ado, 564 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,280 Speaker 1: would you give us a help in giving a warm 565 00:37:42,320 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 1: welcome to our two experts on this matter? Thank you? Okay, holdah, 566 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,479 Speaker 1: could you hear me that clicker there? Oh yeah, no problem, Yeah, 567 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:12,359 Speaker 1: welcome they thank you. Don Francisco. Pretty freaking epic if 568 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: you ask me. All right, um, all right, thank you? So, Um, 569 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,399 Speaker 1: I can't do that. I can't. I want to stand 570 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,080 Speaker 1: up oh yeah, yeah, that not you relate. Okay, so 571 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,239 Speaker 1: I don't know why on live presentation we've got. I'm 572 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,400 Speaker 1: gonna keep it up, so uh please introduce yourself. Yeah sorry, 573 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,359 Speaker 1: uh um, well, Caitlin asked us to present catffects on 574 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,800 Speaker 1: behalf of her Yeah, a lot of cats in the 575 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,719 Speaker 1: jungle allegedly. So this is catffects and other animal effects. Yeah, 576 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:57,720 Speaker 1: featuring myself, Lauren D. Titanic, Yeah, and me doctor Bambi orwell, sorry, 577 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,879 Speaker 1: the your credentials got left off. It's fine, it's fine, 578 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: that's all of it. But a little more about us. Yes, 579 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,640 Speaker 1: So I'm Lauren D. Titanic. I've got a master's degree 580 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:13,399 Speaker 1: in uh animals from Animal University, right, but I hate 581 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: to mention that. Meanwhile, I, doctor Banbi, have a PhD, 582 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,960 Speaker 1: a bachelor's and an associate's degree and animal studies from 583 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:30,920 Speaker 1: Wikipedia University. No masters, skipped straight to the PhD. No 584 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: credit for the Yeah, I up all the time. All right, So, um, 585 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,400 Speaker 1: first of all, let's just do some context corner. Um, 586 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,280 Speaker 1: George of the Jungle is set in according to the movie, 587 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,279 Speaker 1: is set in a place called book. Is that a 588 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: place that exists? Well, let's ask all right, we will 589 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:58,760 Speaker 1: ask Google, any experts, and according to Google and also 590 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 1: the World, no, it's not. Well it's so spelled differently. 591 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,360 Speaker 1: Is a city in the Democratic Republic of the Congo 592 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:16,400 Speaker 1: City not Jungle? So and also not Bokovo, correct, right? Right? Right? Yes, yes, 593 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,240 Speaker 1: so that's not correct, even though the movie keeps mentioning 594 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,040 Speaker 1: that that's where they are. So we went back to 595 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,759 Speaker 1: the drawing board. See did they mention any other locations? Yes? Right, 596 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,239 Speaker 1: So moments later in the film, Ursula says, oh, this 597 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 1: is the third day in Bow and so is that 598 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,480 Speaker 1: a place that exists in Africa? And we're the experts, 599 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,239 Speaker 1: so we of course googled it. That's right. Is it 600 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,920 Speaker 1: a real place that exists? Is a real place? According 601 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,799 Speaker 1: to Google and also the world. Um no, no, it's 602 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:53,320 Speaker 1: not place. It is an African surname. Um. It's also 603 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: the fictional province that's the home of Georgia, the Jungle. 604 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,760 Speaker 1: It's kind of shocking that it has its own Wikipedia page, 605 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,799 Speaker 1: given that that is the dent of it. That's what 606 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,960 Speaker 1: we're in the end. It's what we in our profession 607 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 1: call a stub. All right, So now this is actually 608 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:17,279 Speaker 1: a native species to Scotland if you can believe it. Yeah, 609 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 1: well it's a it's an image of Shrek. Yes, Laura 610 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:26,400 Speaker 1: and I spent years in the trenches of Scotland looking 611 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: for the rare Shrek and and we found him and 612 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,879 Speaker 1: it turned out he had aspirations and shell business and 613 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,160 Speaker 1: so and you know, he's become rather a star. But 614 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,960 Speaker 1: really his confused face represents our confusion. Yes, yes, he's 615 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,719 Speaker 1: sort of the people's Shrek. So back to where we 616 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:50,640 Speaker 1: were discussing. So then we um looked at Wikipedia Scholarly Journal. Yeah, 617 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm an alumni of it's true. And according to Wikipedia, 618 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: on the George of the Jungle page says while touring 619 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,479 Speaker 1: in Burundi or sah blah blah blah. So we thought, 620 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,080 Speaker 1: you know, like it's a blue link, we should click 621 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,440 Speaker 1: on it. Yes, and we did. That's just sort of 622 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,279 Speaker 1: like research, you know. So we clicked on got down 623 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: a rabbit hole if you will. Yeah, yeah, And so 624 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,239 Speaker 1: we clicked on Burundi and oh god, we found a 625 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,000 Speaker 1: place that exists. It's a real country in Africa, that's right, Yes, 626 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,120 Speaker 1: just south of Rwanda. So I guess that's where they 627 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,840 Speaker 1: are in the film. So tell us all about Bundy. 628 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,520 Speaker 1: I'd love to so, um, it's where Georgia the Jungle 629 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,200 Speaker 1: is canonically sit. It's a small landlocked country in the 630 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,600 Speaker 1: Great Rift Valley between the African Great Lakes region and 631 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,240 Speaker 1: East Africa. And we were really interested in particular about 632 00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:50,640 Speaker 1: the wildlife. We are again wildlife expert. So Sureley, like, 633 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,320 Speaker 1: you know, the Henson Company made the puppets for this movie, 634 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,360 Speaker 1: and the Hensons aren't known for just making shit up. No, 635 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,439 Speaker 1: so I thought this is probably elogically accurate. Let's look 636 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,640 Speaker 1: into it. Yeah, so there's a you know, there's a 637 00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,920 Speaker 1: number of species of birds, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, fish, among 638 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,440 Speaker 1: other non vertebrae animals, including zero species of talking bears 639 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:20,160 Speaker 1: named Peddington absolutely gating. Okay, So getting into the animal 640 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,800 Speaker 1: representation of Georgia the Jungle of the film. So there's 641 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,360 Speaker 1: an orangutan in the film who appears in several scenes. 642 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,720 Speaker 1: So we're like, oh, orangutans must live in Burundi, right, 643 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,439 Speaker 1: did you know that that's true. It's not it's not true. 644 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,520 Speaker 1: They're not there and it doesn't stop there all right. 645 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,759 Speaker 1: Next we sat we noticed there's a there's a two 646 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,920 Speaker 1: can I believe that's right. Um, well, just to go 647 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,120 Speaker 1: back real quick, orangutans are native to Indonesia, Malaysia. There 648 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,279 Speaker 1: are now only found in parts of Bonneo. Is that 649 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,840 Speaker 1: how you pronounce it? I don't know, everyone's going to 650 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:04,319 Speaker 1: correct me all the time. That and Sumatra? Okay? Um, so, 651 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,440 Speaker 1: well got the two can Tuki Tuki who famously flies 652 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaker 1: from from Africa to San Francis going about twenty minutes. 653 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,200 Speaker 1: Hilarious joke. Yeah, but he's Georgia's you know, sort of 654 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,160 Speaker 1: his what we would normally see as a pigeon in 655 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,800 Speaker 1: American movies. Uh that they're known for their colorful bills 656 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,560 Speaker 1: and loving fruit loops. So we're thinking, you know, two 657 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:32,439 Speaker 1: cans must be native to this region. Well, well are they? No, 658 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,600 Speaker 1: they're not from they don't live in Burundi, they don't 659 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,359 Speaker 1: live anywhere in Africa. Never guess where they do live. 660 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:42,439 Speaker 1: It's Central and South America pretty far away. Yeah. Funny 661 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,160 Speaker 1: little fact though in Africa and Asia hornbills now hornbills 662 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,120 Speaker 1: occupied the two cans ecological niche, which is an example 663 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,680 Speaker 1: of convergent evolution. And we know exactly what all of 664 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,919 Speaker 1: that means. Yeah, yeah, well it's like, well, we we joke. 665 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 1: We're like, oh, it's like the the bill has an erection, 666 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,120 Speaker 1: you know, but that's just a little uh, that's just 667 00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:11,440 Speaker 1: zoo talk. It's a nasty things. We say, yeah, I 668 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,000 Speaker 1: got the snort. So the point is that easily just 669 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Speaker 1: could have put a hornbill in the movie and it 670 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,120 Speaker 1: would have been accurate. But instead they're like, no, let's 671 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,200 Speaker 1: put a two kin, even though they don't leave in 672 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:25,880 Speaker 1: Africa anyway. Okay, here's I'm gonna fuck up this pronunciation 673 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:32,040 Speaker 1: to everyone? Is it capuchin? Capuchin? Capuchin? How does everyone do? 674 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:37,319 Speaker 1: Everyone in San Francisco is a fucking genius? Interesting, you're 675 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,319 Speaker 1: fucking weird. As I walked outside, someone I got hit 676 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,359 Speaker 1: on worth than I've been hit on in my entire life, 677 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,360 Speaker 1: but the weirdest guy I've ever met inside of three seconds. 678 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,560 Speaker 1: You people are sick here. Thanks for coming to the show. 679 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,120 Speaker 1: You know it all weird enough. So this is a 680 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,840 Speaker 1: Capuchin monkey that George helps by giving the confidence to 681 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,800 Speaker 1: stand up to its bullies, which, of course as a 682 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,040 Speaker 1: tale as old as time, Yes, classics storytelling. Kapuchan monkeys, 683 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,200 Speaker 1: You'll never believe this do not live in Africa. They 684 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 1: are also native to Central and South America. Now it's 685 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,399 Speaker 1: like that they didn't have encyclopedias when clearly Ape has 686 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,719 Speaker 1: a full set. It's just unbelievable. What else do we 687 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,800 Speaker 1: have here? We have? Oh, of course there's a shep, 688 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,240 Speaker 1: one of my favorite characters, George's pet elephants. So, okay, 689 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,719 Speaker 1: do we find elephants in this in this area of Africa? Well, yes, 690 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:37,640 Speaker 1: but only African elephants. But sheep, however, is an Asian elephant. 691 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,560 Speaker 1: We are not quite sure how that happened. But I 692 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,520 Speaker 1: think that that's actually kind of more of a failure 693 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,799 Speaker 1: of storytelling. You know, that's true. I just switched into 694 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:53,120 Speaker 1: New Jersey for a second storytelling. I also, I can't 695 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,839 Speaker 1: wait to get canceled by everyone in Australia for this bit. 696 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,000 Speaker 1: Having a long Asian elephant is in a movie that's 697 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,520 Speaker 1: supposed to take place in Africa. That's right, Yes, not correct, 698 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,640 Speaker 1: So that's fucked up. Yeah, I'm all right. So also, 699 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,480 Speaker 1: there's a lion in early in the movie. Of course, 700 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,759 Speaker 1: George famously fights this lion, and we're like, oh, wait 701 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:22,480 Speaker 1: a minute, lions do live in Burundi, but but not 702 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,520 Speaker 1: in the jungle. Oh no, they live in the savannahs 703 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,600 Speaker 1: and grasslands and rocky hills, which they would know if 704 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,240 Speaker 1: they watch the movie they parody in the final shot 705 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,640 Speaker 1: of the movie, The Lion King. Yes, takes place entirely 706 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,360 Speaker 1: in the savannah exactly. But what can you do? What 707 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,560 Speaker 1: can you do? All right, research is what you can do. Um. Now, 708 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,440 Speaker 1: let's get down to brass text here. This is the 709 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,680 Speaker 1: real important part. And this has been I mean, I 710 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,120 Speaker 1: know this has been sort of the mission of your 711 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,839 Speaker 1: research for for a very long time. Yes, well, yes, 712 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,520 Speaker 1: Caitlyn and I work closely on this. Um. Yes, it's 713 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,640 Speaker 1: she's your muse, you could say, ye, so um, specifically 714 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:12,360 Speaker 1: the number of nipples that cats have, and so lions 715 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:20,120 Speaker 1: have four nipples. Oh good, I just want you to know. Yeah, okay, 716 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:26,719 Speaker 1: So moving on to Ape. So Ape appears to be 717 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,080 Speaker 1: a gorilla. That's we were able to figure that out 718 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,120 Speaker 1: pretty quick, right, and we were. You know, gorillas do 719 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:39,239 Speaker 1: live in Burundi, however, Lauren, Yeah, well they used to 720 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,240 Speaker 1: until they went extinct due to poaching in habitat loss. 721 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,560 Speaker 1: So sorry to bring the show. What what is otherwise 722 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:51,359 Speaker 1: is very awesome, lively, wonderful show that everyone's just wanted 723 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,000 Speaker 1: to let you know that if Ape was real, he 724 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:59,279 Speaker 1: would have died. And so there, in a way is 725 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,480 Speaker 1: kind of like beautiful. We thought it was nice that 726 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:10,640 Speaker 1: the writers where is this that I don't know right movie? 727 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,160 Speaker 1: There is of the movie wrote in Ape because it 728 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,880 Speaker 1: was sort of like you become attached to his character 729 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,799 Speaker 1: and then you realize, oh, oh no, there, you know there, 730 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,880 Speaker 1: there's none of them anymore due to a series of 731 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,319 Speaker 1: really trait unfortunate events. A series of unfortunate events by 732 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:34,520 Speaker 1: Lemony Snickett. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's move on. So 733 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:42,000 Speaker 1: this is actually my doctoral thesistant. Yes. So ape Is 734 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,719 Speaker 1: is voiced by actor John Cleese, who is better known 735 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,080 Speaker 1: most famously now. His most famous role is voicing the 736 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,799 Speaker 1: Frog King in Shrek two and Shrek the Third. Yeah, yeah, 737 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,760 Speaker 1: you know, and he was he was a troubled frog, 738 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,400 Speaker 1: but ultimately he died at the beginning of the third movie. 739 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:08,000 Speaker 1: So yeah, it's fine. We love kings. All right, Well 740 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:13,840 Speaker 1: that's that. We just wanted to thank Caitlin and Jamie 741 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,600 Speaker 1: for for flying us in. I think it was worth it. Yeah, 742 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,840 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, just like they're they're so beautiful 743 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,120 Speaker 1: and interesting, you know, we should bring them back to 744 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:28,200 Speaker 1: the stage. Welcome them back, all right, Welcome back Caitlin 745 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:45,879 Speaker 1: and Jamie. They were wonderful and so pretty, almost as 746 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,399 Speaker 1: pretty as us because it's a competition, but yes, and yeah, 747 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into hand to hand combat with Okay, Well, 748 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,160 Speaker 1: now that we know all about how I mean, I 749 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,879 Speaker 1: feel like part of the reason we wanted to talk 750 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,680 Speaker 1: about how wildly inaccurate and kind of randomized and underthought 751 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,600 Speaker 1: the way that the jungle is built out with animals 752 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,080 Speaker 1: is because the way that Africa and the African jungle 753 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,520 Speaker 1: are portrayed in the movie overall, it just makes no sense. Yeah, 754 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:22,920 Speaker 1: particularly with the African characters. Yeah, who are in the movie. 755 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,600 Speaker 1: So we have mister Kuame and then these three Porters, 756 00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,200 Speaker 1: and the way that they are characterized, especially the Porter characters, 757 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,600 Speaker 1: is they are like the funniest characters in the movie 758 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,640 Speaker 1: for sure, like time and time again, Like it's it's 759 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,759 Speaker 1: a frustrating thing to what because I like checked everywhere 760 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,600 Speaker 1: I could, like, were these characters even intended to have names? No, 761 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,920 Speaker 1: there's three porters. They are all referred to as Ursula's 762 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,200 Speaker 1: friend and an African tour guide, which is a very 763 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,799 Speaker 1: long way of not giving someone a name, right, And 764 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,479 Speaker 1: on one hand, it's like something that surprised me about 765 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,560 Speaker 1: this movie is like Lyle is a very clear, flamboyant 766 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,920 Speaker 1: colonizer character, Like he's fucking arrogant. He never knows what 767 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,319 Speaker 1: he's talking about. He's constantly bullying people and belittling people 768 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,680 Speaker 1: and assuming that they know less than he does. He does, 769 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,480 Speaker 1: specifically mister Quame and the Porters, and he's always wrong 770 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,640 Speaker 1: and they're always laughing at him in a way that's 771 00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,400 Speaker 1: very satisfying. But on the other hand, we don't know 772 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,400 Speaker 1: what their names are, and we don't know anything about 773 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:37,000 Speaker 1: them except that they know that Lyle is an incompetent loser. Right. Well, 774 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,640 Speaker 1: I would even say that the movie the movie is 775 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 1: inconsistent with how it wants you to feel about these 776 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,080 Speaker 1: characters because it doesn't even present him is always wrong 777 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,040 Speaker 1: because for the first few moments of the movie, the 778 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,560 Speaker 1: way they represent it is like they take the expression 779 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,799 Speaker 1: shake a leg literally because they like don't fully understand 780 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: like the nuances of the English language. They are easily 781 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:07,080 Speaker 1: startled by like modern Western things like flash photography, or 782 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,200 Speaker 1: like one of them the movie throws one of them 783 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,120 Speaker 1: off of like a well, at Lyle throws them off 784 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,840 Speaker 1: a bridge, right, but that is like the inciting incident 785 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,200 Speaker 1: for like, yeah, I do agree that it's like they are. 786 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,640 Speaker 1: They are shown as being like I think, even more 787 00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,799 Speaker 1: offensively cartoonishly like, they're shown as like being, well, they're 788 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,440 Speaker 1: not familiar with Western civilizations, so we don't need to 789 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,719 Speaker 1: respect these characters, right, which happens all the time. But 790 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,799 Speaker 1: then when Lyle shakes the rope bridge and one of 791 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:40,640 Speaker 1: the porters nearly passes away, but then the narrator is like, 792 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,239 Speaker 1: no one's gonna die in this movie, I swear, And 793 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,160 Speaker 1: so he comes back even though he should have dined, 794 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,120 Speaker 1: and he's just Matt. And then there's like a turning 795 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,040 Speaker 1: point where all of a sudden, like you're saying, like 796 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,120 Speaker 1: the broad offensive trades we were introduced to go away, 797 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,680 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, like Lyle comes over to 798 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,040 Speaker 1: them and is like condescending to them about like I 799 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:07,160 Speaker 1: have this polaroid camera and cigarettes and cigars and in exchange, 800 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,560 Speaker 1: I'm going to take your land. Like he's using the 801 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:14,839 Speaker 1: most colonizer colonizer language ever and they know exactly what 802 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,239 Speaker 1: a polaroid camera is and they're laughing at him, and 803 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,560 Speaker 1: then for the rest of the movie they're laughing at 804 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,000 Speaker 1: him and he falls into a pile of shit, and 805 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 1: then they say, two camera, we're laughing at him. But 806 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 1: like it's like the line, it's such a funny line. 807 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,280 Speaker 1: It's a good line. The line is bad guy falls 808 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:35,440 Speaker 1: in poop, classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the 809 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,719 Speaker 1: part where we throw our heads back and laugh, and 810 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,200 Speaker 1: then they do it. Then they do It's like, have 811 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,480 Speaker 1: you guys taken a UCB class? Oh, they're they're giving 812 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:50,760 Speaker 1: hard three one. Yeah, but yeah, the movie it's almost 813 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,400 Speaker 1: as if the movie for the first few minutes wants 814 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,479 Speaker 1: you to make an assumption about the characters as being 815 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,200 Speaker 1: like oblivious and they don't understand what's going on on 816 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,200 Speaker 1: and they don't know things. And then it's there's a 817 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,759 Speaker 1: hard turn where it's like, oh, shame on you for 818 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,960 Speaker 1: thinking that they speak English this whole time and they 819 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,480 Speaker 1: know they're like far more aware of everything than especially Lyle. 820 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:19,399 Speaker 1: But we only thought that because you character it that way. 821 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,759 Speaker 1: And also it's like there's all those different assumptions of 822 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,920 Speaker 1: that the movie makes of like they spoke English the 823 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,560 Speaker 1: whole time is such a loaded thing, Like why do 824 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,560 Speaker 1: you have to speak English to be considered to be 825 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:35,239 Speaker 1: a civilized, respectable person. Colonialism, Like there's kind of like 826 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,279 Speaker 1: all of these like subtle things at play that this 827 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:43,480 Speaker 1: movie is in no way equipped to handle. But even 828 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,560 Speaker 1: with like the tone that this movie is taken on, 829 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: like you're totally right where the porters should first of 830 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,200 Speaker 1: all have names, because they do have like pretty distinct 831 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,680 Speaker 1: personalities for like side characters basically, And also, this is 832 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,040 Speaker 1: a movie that takes place in the African jungle, and 833 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,560 Speaker 1: every black character is very much a side character, which 834 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:08,280 Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Hollywood movies set in Africa still are always 835 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 1: about white guys. Yeah, they're yeah, and mister Quam, I think, 836 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:19,919 Speaker 1: is like the most the most characterized of the group, 837 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,839 Speaker 1: But it's also like that's mostly just because he has 838 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,640 Speaker 1: a name and he appears in multiple scenes and he's 839 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,839 Speaker 1: played by a very famous person, but it's not like 840 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,560 Speaker 1: he's given really much of Like the porters and mister 841 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,319 Speaker 1: Quame are there to make fun of Lyle, which is 842 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:42,040 Speaker 1: an admirable task. Yeah, it's important to enjoy when Lyle 843 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,799 Speaker 1: falls into a pile of shit, But I just feel 844 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,799 Speaker 1: like there's like more room in the story to give 845 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,759 Speaker 1: them more of a story or like kind of like 846 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,480 Speaker 1: you don't even need like Lyle's goons or anything like 847 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,239 Speaker 1: that kind of other characters to make space for them. 848 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,919 Speaker 1: You know, Lyle's goons, who are given far more characterization 849 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,640 Speaker 1: and names than when they're the fucking like dog nappers 850 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,359 Speaker 1: from one hundred and one Dalmatians. You're just like, who 851 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,440 Speaker 1: are these guys? Get them out of the movie and 852 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,719 Speaker 1: like make room for people. You know. Yeah, that was 853 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,160 Speaker 1: really frustrating. And yeah, and also like the actors who 854 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,240 Speaker 1: played the Porters were so fucking funny. It was so 855 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,680 Speaker 1: like every line was so good. Yeah, and then that 856 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,320 Speaker 1: sort of like brings us to Lyle. Who is I mean, 857 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,840 Speaker 1: I feel like Lyle. I don't know. I've we've talked 858 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:32,000 Speaker 1: about the different tropes over the years of like there's 859 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,960 Speaker 1: very often especially in like movies for younger audiences, but 860 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:40,120 Speaker 1: sometimes for grown ass people as well. You know, it's 861 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,040 Speaker 1: like you see like a huge societal issue that's like 862 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,600 Speaker 1: completely boiled down to one character and their sins, and 863 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,680 Speaker 1: it's like patriarchy the guy, And if you can defeat 864 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,360 Speaker 1: patriarchy the guy, then the world turns into the windows 865 00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,960 Speaker 1: two thousand screensaver, you know, like every think is amazing 866 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,360 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, or like capitalism the guy. We've 867 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,520 Speaker 1: like talked about that sort of thing, and Lyle sort 868 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,280 Speaker 1: of seems to be like colonialism the guy. And if 869 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:15,400 Speaker 1: you defeat colonialism the guy, you defeat colonialism, which of 870 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,040 Speaker 1: course is like overly simplistic and very much not true. 871 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,320 Speaker 1: And it's also fun to watch colonialism the guy fall 872 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:26,520 Speaker 1: into a pile of shit face first. Yeah, it's very satisfying. Yeah, 873 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,760 Speaker 1: I guess I appreciate that the movie recognizes him as 874 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,240 Speaker 1: the villain. I don't know, I mean, because like colonialism 875 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,600 Speaker 1: is not always demonized in movies, so especially not in 876 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,360 Speaker 1: the nineties, Like it's like glorified in the nineties very often. 877 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,640 Speaker 1: But because but I feel like the offset of that, 878 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:51,000 Speaker 1: of like making Lyle colonialism the guy that like removes 879 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:56,960 Speaker 1: pressure from other white characters like Ursula, who is doing 880 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,760 Speaker 1: like jungle tourism and like is a US fun kid 881 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,880 Speaker 1: touring the African jungle in ways that I think is 882 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,560 Speaker 1: like that's open for discussion, right, you know, But because 883 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,040 Speaker 1: Lyle is so diabolical, it sort of removes the pressure 884 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,880 Speaker 1: from other white characters in the movie from what they're 885 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,400 Speaker 1: complicit in. True, Um, well this is a fun compo. 886 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,720 Speaker 1: Um I did like, but but also like, okay, so 887 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,760 Speaker 1: Lyle is a lot of things. The guy. He is 888 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,000 Speaker 1: colonialism the guy, which he is punished for to extent. 889 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,440 Speaker 1: I think that they should like kill him, but when 890 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,439 Speaker 1: but you can't do that in the movie. He's also 891 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,080 Speaker 1: misogyny the guy. He comes up to Ursula the first 892 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,760 Speaker 1: time that they speak, and he goes the jungle loves you, 893 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:50,760 Speaker 1: You're beautiful, like he also tries to do. He gaslights 894 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,440 Speaker 1: her a little later because when he shows up after 895 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,320 Speaker 1: she's been rescued by George, she's like, I remember what 896 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,480 Speaker 1: happened when the lion showed up, Like you left or 897 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,960 Speaker 1: like you tried to run away, And he's like, what 898 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 1: are you talking about? I was fighting the lion the 899 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,080 Speaker 1: whole time. You just don't remember because you were so terrified, 900 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,360 Speaker 1: right right, I mean he's he's the worst, and like 901 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:19,520 Speaker 1: he um, you see after George takes Ursula away, he 902 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,080 Speaker 1: knows exactly what's happened and then he like bursts a 903 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,080 Speaker 1: bunch of berries on his arm. Um that I bet 904 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,520 Speaker 1: if we looked up, we're not native to Africa. I 905 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,400 Speaker 1: bet they were from like, uh, Massachusetts, but he like, 906 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,040 Speaker 1: you know, exploded a couple of Massachusetts cranberries on his 907 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:41,040 Speaker 1: forearm and is like, no, I you know, he like 908 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,400 Speaker 1: makes up a lie, a coward. He is a very 909 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,880 Speaker 1: effective villain because he is he is the most evil 910 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,240 Speaker 1: and only Holland Taylor likes him and she's the other 911 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,440 Speaker 1: most evil character. Yes, but I mean later in the 912 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,040 Speaker 1: movie it's it's the other moment with the Porters that 913 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:02,480 Speaker 1: I wanted to shout out was that that does sort 914 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,760 Speaker 1: of come back where whenever Lyle tries to use a 915 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:11,280 Speaker 1: Swahili phrasebook, he says something that makes no sense, and 916 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,160 Speaker 1: the way that I feel like anytime someone's using a 917 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:19,000 Speaker 1: phrasebook in a movie, they're like, I can't think of something, 918 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know what you mean. It's 919 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,360 Speaker 1: a it's a classic formula for yeah, and this time 920 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,640 Speaker 1: I was not laughing, but it only like sort of 921 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,120 Speaker 1: makes the Porters angrier at him, and then over time 922 01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:34,200 Speaker 1: they do seem determined to like bail on him and 923 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,880 Speaker 1: leave him for dead, which at that point is extremely 924 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,960 Speaker 1: earned and sort of was from the beginning, because why 925 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,040 Speaker 1: is he there? What is his job? That was my question, 926 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,120 Speaker 1: what is his job? Oh? Yeah, don't. I mean, I 927 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,000 Speaker 1: mean you could ask that question of Ursula too, because 928 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,600 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she's a YouTuber. Well she does. 929 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 1: She's like, I have to go to work, George, so 930 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,440 Speaker 1: stay at my apartment. But then like she's kind of 931 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:03,760 Speaker 1: just walking around like where I don't know. She goes 932 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,680 Speaker 1: to see but when she says she's going to work, 933 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,280 Speaker 1: she goes and says hi to her dad at the bank. 934 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh right, which is like she's a bank heiress. That's 935 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,880 Speaker 1: her whole things. And a round of applause for that. 936 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:22,080 Speaker 1: Now I'm kidding. Um, yes, Caitlin, Bank of America. M yeah, 937 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,680 Speaker 1: I mean, but what does any rich person's job? You know, 938 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,640 Speaker 1: we don't know what her job is. We don't know 939 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,400 Speaker 1: what Lyle's job is. But what do rich people do? 940 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,360 Speaker 1: I don't understand. Are you defending them like I'm in 941 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,200 Speaker 1: a way in a way the movies, No, I'm saying that. Um, 942 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying. I do think if 943 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,280 Speaker 1: this movie was made today, Ursula would be making a 944 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:54,600 Speaker 1: shitty podcast. Um, can we talk about Ursula? I would 945 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:58,080 Speaker 1: love to talk about Ursula. Okay, So, like her character 946 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,480 Speaker 1: exists in the story because she's Georgia Jungle romantic interest, 947 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,960 Speaker 1: and so there's some interesting things happening there, such as 948 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,480 Speaker 1: there's the Born Sexy Yesterday trope but inverted right. Yes, 949 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:18,600 Speaker 1: they did a Ghostbusters twenty sixteen. They gender swamped that. 950 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,320 Speaker 1: And for anyone who's not familiar with the Born Sexy 951 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,920 Speaker 1: Yesterday trope, it's a like sci fi trope that or 952 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,760 Speaker 1: it's like mostly a sci fi trope that is characterized 953 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:34,120 Speaker 1: by usually a woman being like an alien or a 954 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,400 Speaker 1: like cyborg or like some kind of like sci fi 955 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,800 Speaker 1: thing and fallsome love the first man she meets. Generally, 956 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,800 Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's like an extension of like sexy 957 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:52,120 Speaker 1: baby ideology right where it's like Bill Paxton shakes you up. 958 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,280 Speaker 1: One day you're like a goo goo ga ga, and 959 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,920 Speaker 1: then you're and then three days later but but but 960 01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,880 Speaker 1: you have like huge naturals, and one week later you 961 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 1: marry Bill Paxton and everyone's like yeah, and then you 962 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,880 Speaker 1: win an oscar. It's like pretty wild. It's yeah, it's 963 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,600 Speaker 1: a woman who have like a fully formed, mature adult 964 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,000 Speaker 1: woman body but like the mind of a baby more 965 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,560 Speaker 1: or less, and she has to be taught things by 966 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,960 Speaker 1: the first man she meets and she usually falls in 967 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,800 Speaker 1: love with him. He teaches her about like sex and 968 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,360 Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah, the fifth Element, I feel like 969 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,600 Speaker 1: it's kind of like the quintessential example of that. But 970 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,600 Speaker 1: it is really like it's a short It's like a 971 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,880 Speaker 1: writing shortcut, not only if you want to underwrite a woman, 972 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,960 Speaker 1: but also if you want to make a very boring 973 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,800 Speaker 1: man seem more interesting, where like you have like a 974 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,920 Speaker 1: really boring male protagonist and he's like, oh, yeah, this 975 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,200 Speaker 1: is like three plus three and then she goes, oh god, 976 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:55,360 Speaker 1: and he goes yeah. So in this case, in this movie, 977 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,480 Speaker 1: it's like switched because this time it's a man who 978 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,760 Speaker 1: doesn't know anything and who falls in love with the 979 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:05,960 Speaker 1: first woman he sees, who he doesn't even realize is 980 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:11,480 Speaker 1: a woman until he's like cold compressing her boobs and 981 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:15,200 Speaker 1: he's like, what are these? Well, I felt like it 982 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,440 Speaker 1: was like there, I mean, there is like born Sexy 983 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,840 Speaker 1: Yesterday traits into like the way that it's played. But 984 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,600 Speaker 1: also I felt like the movie took a fair amount 985 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,000 Speaker 1: of time to show that. It was like, even though 986 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:31,040 Speaker 1: everything about George of the Jungles world is completely fucking 987 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:34,160 Speaker 1: made up because it's a cartoon, but there was like 988 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,680 Speaker 1: some sort of exchange where like he showed her his 989 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,640 Speaker 1: world I thought in a more equitable way where when 990 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,720 Speaker 1: she didn't understand what things were, he would just tell 991 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,240 Speaker 1: her what it was and like wouldn't challenge her to 992 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,680 Speaker 1: Like an example that stood out to be was when 993 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,480 Speaker 1: Ursula was staying in George's treehouse. He didn't pressure her 994 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,840 Speaker 1: to like change the way she was dressing at all. 995 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,080 Speaker 1: She was wearing her own clothes the whole time. If 996 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,200 Speaker 1: she didn't understand what was going on, He's like, oh, 997 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,000 Speaker 1: this is what this is is And I didn't feel 998 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,280 Speaker 1: it lazy put like too much pressure on her to 999 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,960 Speaker 1: join or not join. But then when George goes to 1000 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:11,000 Speaker 1: San Francisco, Ursela's like, you gotta get in ARMANI, we're 1001 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:15,200 Speaker 1: going to Emon Marcus like she Actually, I think in 1002 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,040 Speaker 1: another inverted way where I feel like you more often 1003 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:22,040 Speaker 1: see in the Bourne Sexy Yesterday trope, like the person 1004 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:26,320 Speaker 1: who is like falling in love with the Bourne Sexy 1005 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,800 Speaker 1: Yesterday character, They're like, you have to assimilate to what 1006 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm doing. And in a way that like George doesn't 1007 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,640 Speaker 1: do to her. He's just like is interested in her, 1008 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,360 Speaker 1: and it's like, this is what I do. Do you 1009 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,040 Speaker 1: like this? And she does. But then they go to 1010 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,439 Speaker 1: San Francisco and she's just like take that dress off. 1011 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:46,600 Speaker 1: You're wearing a tuxedo, and you're like to where where? 1012 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:50,320 Speaker 1: Like why does they need an Armani tuxedo? Like he 1013 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,400 Speaker 1: looked nice in that dress, any I mean he looked 1014 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: nice in everything he wore. It was Brendan Fraser, Like 1015 01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:59,200 Speaker 1: he looked amazing. But it was just like, I thought 1016 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,720 Speaker 1: it was interesting that he didn't put pressure on her 1017 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,120 Speaker 1: to assemily, but that wasn't true in the reverse. The 1018 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,880 Speaker 1: narrator even says something like Ursula, being of a conservative 1019 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:13,800 Speaker 1: mind regarding gender roles, takes George shopping at Nieman's or whatever. 1020 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,920 Speaker 1: But also she's a bank heiress, so that's just hyper realism. 1021 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:23,880 Speaker 1: Yeah you think she's voting dec she's voting blue no 1022 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:29,600 Speaker 1: matter who. Yeah. But yeah, so so there's that interesting 1023 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:33,760 Speaker 1: component of their relationship. But yeah, there's like there's ways 1024 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,959 Speaker 1: that that is subverted. Where again, in the traditional born 1025 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,840 Speaker 1: Sexy Yesterday trope, it would be like the man teaching 1026 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:44,480 Speaker 1: the woman about like here's how to kiss and love me. 1027 01:07:45,080 --> 01:08:00,320 Speaker 1: But there's they're gonna get I'm a virginum. But in 1028 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,439 Speaker 1: this case it's not like, well, first of all, he's 1029 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:11,520 Speaker 1: learning sex from Ape, like how sex works, but it's 1030 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:16,160 Speaker 1: just fucking with him anyways. Ape is a bully um. 1031 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,160 Speaker 1: And then we go see his show in Vegas. Honestly, 1032 01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,680 Speaker 1: yeah sure, and then George is like, Oh, there's this 1033 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:26,360 Speaker 1: coffee commercial that's gonna teach me how to love and 1034 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,320 Speaker 1: then he figures and then he figures it out on 1035 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:37,800 Speaker 1: his own. That's what happens in the movie. What I 1036 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:42,000 Speaker 1: guess We're just gonna let that slide. He Okay, he 1037 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,680 Speaker 1: sees a coffee commercial and then what and then he 1038 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:58,120 Speaker 1: does what. I'm not saying it's right, but his reaction is, Oh, 1039 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:04,560 Speaker 1: this is how I'll get Ursula to love me. The 1040 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:11,400 Speaker 1: killed Georgy said, no, don't worry about it, don't worry 1041 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,439 Speaker 1: about it, don't worry about worry to protect them today. Okay, 1042 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:22,679 Speaker 1: what is it? He said? You wait, you really don't know, buddy, 1043 01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:29,040 Speaker 1: one of these Oh I've heard he said. He had 1044 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:34,400 Speaker 1: a can of vodka mule. Yeah, your Freddy and slip 1045 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,240 Speaker 1: it all over the place like it's the fucking water park. 1046 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,439 Speaker 1: I say, like he said, he fingers it out on 1047 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:53,040 Speaker 1: his phone, which would have been really interesting to watch. 1048 01:09:54,320 --> 01:10:15,599 Speaker 1: Wait did everyone hear that? Yeah? Everyone heard that. Okay, 1049 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:19,000 Speaker 1: we're gonna okay, James, No, No, we're gonna figure this 1050 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:30,640 Speaker 1: out together. So he figures yeah on his own and 1051 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:36,640 Speaker 1: then he fingers her um, and she was like, who fuck? While, UM, 1052 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:41,240 Speaker 1: I do I do like that Ursula like there is 1053 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,640 Speaker 1: a certain amount of because like, I think there are 1054 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:49,200 Speaker 1: moments within Ursula and George's relationship that are up for question. However, 1055 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:53,560 Speaker 1: Cathartic I thought to see Ursula be it felt like 1056 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,960 Speaker 1: her parents were pressuring her to be in a relationship 1057 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,559 Speaker 1: with Lyle, because he was like, if like a rich 1058 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,400 Speaker 1: person arranged marriage kind of thing for sure, um. And 1059 01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:05,599 Speaker 1: also they look a lot alike, and you're just like, oh, 1060 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want this, um, And 1061 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,320 Speaker 1: she doesn't want this. And the second she met someone 1062 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,599 Speaker 1: she was actually interested in, she kind of just started. 1063 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,879 Speaker 1: She didn't just like not care when Lyle was held captive. 1064 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,320 Speaker 1: I loved how the second he was like, there's multiple 1065 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:25,920 Speaker 1: times where she's like mentioning that Lyle's in jail on 1066 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:30,800 Speaker 1: another continent but murder right, but only because it's inconvenient 1067 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,800 Speaker 1: to her today, She's like, well, I have to, like 1068 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,559 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to bring Lyle, but he's in jail in Africa, 1069 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,000 Speaker 1: and like she just doesn't give a shit about him. 1070 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,000 Speaker 1: And I think it is like fun to see a 1071 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:45,519 Speaker 1: woman who's being forced into a marriage she doesn't want, 1072 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,840 Speaker 1: just like get to say shit like that and be like, yeah, 1073 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:53,880 Speaker 1: my Hembo's on TV at the Bay Bridge and okay, 1074 01:11:54,520 --> 01:12:01,559 Speaker 1: ink you San Francisco. There No, but like that, she's 1075 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,040 Speaker 1: just like, yeah, fuck while, like I met someone I 1076 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,439 Speaker 1: actually like and to see her like actually enjoy yourself 1077 01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,679 Speaker 1: a little bit. That said, I do think her family 1078 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:15,160 Speaker 1: votes read in every single election and always has. Yeah, scary. 1079 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,040 Speaker 1: Well that brings up the Okay, we've covered a lot 1080 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:24,480 Speaker 1: of movies recently that involve a love triangle um specifically 1081 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,560 Speaker 1: a woman having to choose between two men. Some of 1082 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,760 Speaker 1: these episodes haven't come out yet at the time of 1083 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:33,120 Speaker 1: this live show, but we've got this love triangle in 1084 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:38,439 Speaker 1: this movie called Titanic. There there's and we've never covered 1085 01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:41,720 Speaker 1: it before. That's so weird, but yeah, there's a love 1086 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,559 Speaker 1: triangle in Georgia the Jungle. We have an upcoming episode 1087 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:48,000 Speaker 1: on Sweet Home Alabama, where there's a love triangle. We 1088 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:51,160 Speaker 1: have an upcoming episode on something New, and then of 1089 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:56,920 Speaker 1: course Titanic. Let's take a little detour to examine the 1090 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:02,000 Speaker 1: parallels between George or the Jungle and Titanic. Shy, because 1091 01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:06,599 Speaker 1: I mean it's nineteen ninety seven, literally the same year, 1092 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,840 Speaker 1: and Georgia the Jungle comes out first, and so I 1093 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,040 Speaker 1: have to imagine James Cameron in his forty five story 1094 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:19,200 Speaker 1: tall house underground, shaking in his boots when he sees 1095 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,479 Speaker 1: this damp. He's like, oh no, they're coming for me. 1096 01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:27,720 Speaker 1: Because the parallels are shocking, are shocking. Yes, starting with yeah, 1097 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:32,920 Speaker 1: curly haired high society woman is engaged to an evil 1098 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,640 Speaker 1: rich man and his hair it's flopping around and he 1099 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:43,760 Speaker 1: and he can stop saying fiance. Yes. Then we've got 1100 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,920 Speaker 1: another man who has no material wealth and and so, 1101 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:55,759 Speaker 1: and in one of the movies, no material who saves 1102 01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:00,559 Speaker 1: the rich woman from death m okay, and she starts 1103 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,439 Speaker 1: to fall in love with this quote unquote poor man. 1104 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,439 Speaker 1: I mean you said that, like George of the Jungle 1105 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:20,000 Speaker 1: had money somewhere, not actually poor Yeah, right, okay. Then 1106 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,080 Speaker 1: the poor man gets a makeover and tries on a 1107 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:27,400 Speaker 1: suit to adhere to the standards of the rich people. 1108 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:31,759 Speaker 1: M Okay, then we've got the woman has an uptight 1109 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:37,240 Speaker 1: mother with a Transatlantic accent who tries to keep her 1110 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,080 Speaker 1: daughter away from the poor man so that the rich 1111 01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:46,200 Speaker 1: daughter will marry the evil rich fiance. The poor man 1112 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:50,000 Speaker 1: has to save the rich woman from a boat catastrophe 1113 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:55,800 Speaker 1: at the end, and how and to give George of 1114 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,280 Speaker 1: the Jungle the edge in this regard only how amazing? 1115 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,960 Speaker 1: What did it happen if Jack Dawson had whacked into 1116 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:11,080 Speaker 1: one of those smokestacks, that was a bigness. What if 1117 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:15,280 Speaker 1: Jack Dawson Kareem's into one of those Titanic smokestacks, And 1118 01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:21,040 Speaker 1: that's what this is, That's what knocks it over kills Fabricio. Whoa, 1119 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,920 Speaker 1: They're like, watch up for that. Yeah, I mean Jack 1120 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:37,280 Speaker 1: Jack Jacob Titanic. It rights itself, my fiance. And then 1121 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,200 Speaker 1: the final thing I noticed is that the rich lady 1122 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,880 Speaker 1: wears a necklace with a jewel on it, and that 1123 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:47,160 Speaker 1: necklace is called attention to several times. Yes, and Georgia 1124 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:50,200 Speaker 1: the Jungle also has his own his own necklace. And 1125 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:53,639 Speaker 1: I liked that bit where Ursula makes a little assumption 1126 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,679 Speaker 1: about him and is like, oh, did you I forget 1127 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,120 Speaker 1: what the animal? He did? You fight a crocodile? Yes? 1128 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,600 Speaker 1: And then he's like, I did a dental procedure on 1129 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:05,679 Speaker 1: the crocodile. They're like, okay, Brendan Fraser literal genius. Interesting, 1130 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,439 Speaker 1: He's not going to go out there and fight. He's 1131 01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:11,800 Speaker 1: so gentle and so sweet. I guess to sort of 1132 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,599 Speaker 1: put a button on how their relationship. I think, honestly, 1133 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,920 Speaker 1: there's a lot of movies that came out this same 1134 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:24,240 Speaker 1: year that did much worse with building a convincing and 1135 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:28,479 Speaker 1: like somewhat equitable relationship. I at least get why George 1136 01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:30,960 Speaker 1: and Ursula like each other. It doesn't feel I mean, 1137 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,719 Speaker 1: in a movie that feels really really forced and contrived 1138 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,080 Speaker 1: in a lot of ways on purpose, I thought it 1139 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,240 Speaker 1: was good. Like I just they're sweet together. And also 1140 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:42,639 Speaker 1: I feel like trust fund kids and people who grew 1141 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:47,720 Speaker 1: up and were raised by like monkeys have a lot 1142 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:52,280 Speaker 1: in common, and they're both sort of like we we 1143 01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:55,720 Speaker 1: both don't know how the world works, and let's not 1144 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,479 Speaker 1: follow rule. Rules aren't applied to us, you know, And 1145 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:03,200 Speaker 1: in that way it's kind of beautiful. They're both so sexy. 1146 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:07,439 Speaker 1: I don't know. I had a quick thing about Brendan 1147 01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:11,479 Speaker 1: Frasier in this movie specifically because there was Brendan Frasier. 1148 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,880 Speaker 1: He's going through you know, he's going through his renaissance, 1149 01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:16,800 Speaker 1: and yeah, we said I did not come up with that, 1150 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:21,320 Speaker 1: but I wish I had. But Brendan Frasier is like 1151 01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:25,960 Speaker 1: experiencing this resurgence and the movie he's resurging for we 1152 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,880 Speaker 1: don't have time, but he is experiencing our resurgence and 1153 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,760 Speaker 1: people are excited about it. So he's been talking a 1154 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:36,160 Speaker 1: lot about sort of his like first Hollywood like Leading 1155 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,519 Speaker 1: Man Heyday and Georgia the Jungle is kind of like 1156 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,040 Speaker 1: smack in the middle of that. And I found an 1157 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:44,760 Speaker 1: interview from late last year where I mean, I guess, 1158 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,360 Speaker 1: like even us, like when we talk about Georgia of 1159 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,360 Speaker 1: the Jungle, it's like Brendan Frasier is ripped in that movie, 1160 01:17:50,479 --> 01:17:54,920 Speaker 1: like he's so Hollywood handsome that it's like he's he's 1161 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,000 Speaker 1: basically naked the whole movie, like it's it's wild. And 1162 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:03,040 Speaker 1: he did one of the actor on actor interviews with 1163 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,880 Speaker 1: Adam Sandler late last year and talks about like how 1164 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,320 Speaker 1: he had a full blown eating disorder for the entire 1165 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,200 Speaker 1: time of this movie, and to the point where it 1166 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:15,080 Speaker 1: like affected his like ability to just like for his 1167 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:19,160 Speaker 1: brain to work. I look, it's late in the show 1168 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:23,040 Speaker 1: and I'm bringing this up, but he said that he 1169 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,720 Speaker 1: starved himself of carbohydrates for months at a time, which 1170 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,040 Speaker 1: is really dangerous to look the way that he does. 1171 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,439 Speaker 1: In George of the Jungle, he said, quote, I would 1172 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:34,280 Speaker 1: drive home after work and stop to get something to eat. 1173 01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,439 Speaker 1: I needed some cash one time, and I went to 1174 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,080 Speaker 1: the ATM and I couldn't remember my pin number because 1175 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,920 Speaker 1: my brain was misfiring, and so I didn't eat that night. 1176 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:49,200 Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, guys, he's fine. Now, it's just remember 1177 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:54,400 Speaker 1: back to when I accidentally said finger. But I did, like, 1178 01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,760 Speaker 1: I think that Brandon Fraser is kind of one of 1179 01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:03,439 Speaker 1: the few Hollywood leading men who has actually spoken to 1180 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,400 Speaker 1: this in terms of, like we talk about it all 1181 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,920 Speaker 1: the time, because I do think it disproportionately affects women 1182 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,479 Speaker 1: and fems, but it does also affect men, and Brendan 1183 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,960 Speaker 1: Fraser is kind of one of the only people that 1184 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,200 Speaker 1: has sort of spoken to that over the years on 1185 01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:19,160 Speaker 1: a number of issues. And the other person who has 1186 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:25,400 Speaker 1: interestingly is Zachster, who we love. He also said that 1187 01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:29,120 Speaker 1: he went for years without ever eating carbs and saying 1188 01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:32,560 Speaker 1: that like it affected his brain and ability to do 1189 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,040 Speaker 1: basic things. And then he spoke about this, I think 1190 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:40,479 Speaker 1: ironically and also m really in a funny way when 1191 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:44,720 Speaker 1: they revealed his wax sculpture of his like abs at 1192 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,439 Speaker 1: Madame Tissot's, He's like, yeah, whooo, I think this is 1193 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:52,320 Speaker 1: very dangerous though, which is like pretty iconic to do 1194 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:57,720 Speaker 1: to undercut the event so severely. But but like, you know, 1195 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,800 Speaker 1: it's like the there there are on the pressures put 1196 01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:04,240 Speaker 1: on um people of all genders who are expected to 1197 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:07,519 Speaker 1: look a very particular way. And this movie is you know, 1198 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,320 Speaker 1: even if you love it, which I do, I love 1199 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:20,120 Speaker 1: the part when he fingers the cone um, but like it. 1200 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:24,439 Speaker 1: You know, I appreciated that he he's able to and 1201 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,439 Speaker 1: that like there has been sort of I guess enough 1202 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,040 Speaker 1: of a cultural shift, not entirely, but it's some some 1203 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,479 Speaker 1: sort of cultural shift where he's he feels like he 1204 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:37,120 Speaker 1: can he can talk about it now. M Yeah wow. 1205 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:39,800 Speaker 1: But here's a question, Yeah, does this movie pass the 1206 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:43,760 Speaker 1: backdel tists not to go full bamby what was my 1207 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:49,439 Speaker 1: name Bamby orwell Bamby orwell I like that you made 1208 01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:54,360 Speaker 1: it up. So yeah, it does pass the Backdel test. 1209 01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:59,800 Speaker 1: In the scene where Uh Ursula's mom, who is named 1210 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:05,200 Speaker 1: Beatrice I believe, Uh says do you have a fever, 1211 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,200 Speaker 1: how's your temperature? What color is your tongue? And what 1212 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,000 Speaker 1: is your vagina like right now? And in so many words? 1213 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:16,599 Speaker 1: And um, she says in the Pig movie, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1214 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:21,120 Speaker 1: and Ursula says, it's all normal. First of all, what 1215 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:26,160 Speaker 1: even is a quote unquote normal vagina? Ursula. Secondly, it 1216 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:33,240 Speaker 1: does pass the Backtel test. You're nitpicking there, Ursula, I 1217 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,400 Speaker 1: should have said in the movie and to me, here's 1218 01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:39,840 Speaker 1: what a normal vagina means, and then describes her on 1219 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,320 Speaker 1: to her and she was like, and then it got 1220 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:48,680 Speaker 1: fingered by by George. You're happy. Um, yeah it does. 1221 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,519 Speaker 1: It passes a couple different times, but that was my 1222 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:55,320 Speaker 1: favorite by a long shot. You would think with the 1223 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:59,280 Speaker 1: best friend character Betsy, it would pass more. Here's where 1224 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,960 Speaker 1: I found it past. The only time between the two 1225 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:08,720 Speaker 1: of them in multiple scenes together, Hello Hello, which is 1226 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,200 Speaker 1: narratively impactful because we hadn't seen her before. That's true. 1227 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:16,719 Speaker 1: But other than that, She's like, hello, Hello, Hubba Hubba, 1228 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,560 Speaker 1: and then that just kind of like that's kind of 1229 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,080 Speaker 1: the rest of the movie. Yeah, so it's not it's 1230 01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:24,360 Speaker 1: not an extreme past. I well, I wanted to give 1231 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,000 Speaker 1: a quick shout out there. There were two credited writers 1232 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:30,519 Speaker 1: on this movie. Um, one of whom is a woman, 1233 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:34,840 Speaker 1: Audrey Wells, who wrote a number of kind of classics 1234 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:38,919 Speaker 1: of the aughts. She also wrote Disney's The Kid, Remember 1235 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:42,400 Speaker 1: that one she wrote under the Tuscan Sun. My mom 1236 01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:47,000 Speaker 1: got so fucked up over that one. Shall we dance? 1237 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:52,640 Speaker 1: Same story? And Um. Then the last screenplay shot up 1238 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,320 Speaker 1: before she passed away in twenty eighteen was The Hate 1239 01:22:55,320 --> 01:23:00,559 Speaker 1: You Give. So she's a very legendary, respected, wonderful screenwriter 1240 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,400 Speaker 1: that was gone too soon. So it was nice that 1241 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,200 Speaker 1: there there was. And I feel like, you know, even 1242 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:10,000 Speaker 1: though I wouldn't say that you could make a mad 1243 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:15,080 Speaker 1: max argument that this is really a woman's story, there 1244 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,120 Speaker 1: are I mean, I think like, because of Audrey Wells's work, 1245 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,680 Speaker 1: I would guess that that women are you know, more 1246 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,280 Speaker 1: present in the work than they would have been otherwise. 1247 01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:27,679 Speaker 1: M true, very true. Yeah. What about our nipple scale? Though? 1248 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:32,800 Speaker 1: Are the one metric metric where we rate the metric 1249 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:37,719 Speaker 1: movie WHOA Lord Are the Rings? Reference Jamie, I cannot 1250 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:42,719 Speaker 1: answer any follow up cross Well, this is our metric 1251 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,800 Speaker 1: where we rate the movie on a scale of zero 1252 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,400 Speaker 1: to five nipples based on how affairs Looking at it 1253 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:56,200 Speaker 1: from an intersectional feminist lens um, I would say, hmmm, this, 1254 01:23:56,439 --> 01:24:02,599 Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I mean, I'll let me talk through 1255 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:06,680 Speaker 1: it for a moment. We've got is Ursula damseled a 1256 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,560 Speaker 1: number of times? Does she think constantly? But does she 1257 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:13,880 Speaker 1: also later save George at the end for one second 1258 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:18,760 Speaker 1: and then and then he she does pass out, and 1259 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,200 Speaker 1: then he also drops her and she's like, I want 1260 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,600 Speaker 1: to tell you that I love you, and he's like, 1261 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,280 Speaker 1: there's no time to talk right now, and then he 1262 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:26,280 Speaker 1: drops her on the ground, and then he keeps fighting 1263 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,240 Speaker 1: the bad guys. So that's not maybe the best. It's 1264 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:32,800 Speaker 1: not the best when he licks her face while she's unconscious, 1265 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:40,200 Speaker 1: and yet I am rooting for them. Mistakes were made, okay, 1266 01:24:40,439 --> 01:24:42,439 Speaker 1: because well, I was starting to talk about like the 1267 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:46,880 Speaker 1: love triangle relationship dynamic that's so prevalent in so many 1268 01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:51,680 Speaker 1: movies where it's just like, yeah, I want her to 1269 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:58,200 Speaker 1: pick George obviously, and I do hope they stay together forever. 1270 01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:02,800 Speaker 1: If away just like make halland Taylor upset. Um and 1271 01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:06,240 Speaker 1: I know, I mean not the real Holland Taylor. I 1272 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:10,080 Speaker 1: want her to be so happy, for sure. But but yeah, no, 1273 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:13,200 Speaker 1: I mean I I was rooting for that relationship. It 1274 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:16,360 Speaker 1: seems like they were happy together, although you know she 1275 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,599 Speaker 1: unquestionably I don't know. I mean, I guess it would 1276 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:21,200 Speaker 1: have been worse if George moved to Sam I'm sorry, 1277 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:24,080 Speaker 1: there would it would have been worse. I just really 1278 01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:27,639 Speaker 1: I remembered where we were. No, but like, it makes 1279 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:30,040 Speaker 1: more sense that she would move there than he would 1280 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:31,800 Speaker 1: move to where she was, because it seemed like she 1281 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:35,200 Speaker 1: didn't want to be there anyways, right, But yeah, it 1282 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:39,360 Speaker 1: does mean that she has to give up her question 1283 01:25:39,439 --> 01:25:43,600 Speaker 1: mark job. She has to give up her job and 1284 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:47,479 Speaker 1: family that she loves. But I don't know that she 1285 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:51,760 Speaker 1: loves her family or has a job. And that's a 1286 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,599 Speaker 1: conversation for another day. Sure sure, sure, um, So we've 1287 01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,080 Speaker 1: got that, We've got the very underdeveloped characters of the 1288 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:05,519 Speaker 1: Porters and mister Quame a general misrepresentation of Africa in general, 1289 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,479 Speaker 1: for sure, and in a movie that largely takes place 1290 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:12,439 Speaker 1: in Africa to be mostly about white people, is um. 1291 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,680 Speaker 1: I mean, it's a very Hollywood thing to do, but 1292 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:20,240 Speaker 1: it's not. We don't like it. It's bad. How many 1293 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:27,559 Speaker 1: fingers are you going to give the movie? Um? I'll 1294 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:34,400 Speaker 1: give it one and a half fingigers. And where are 1295 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:42,000 Speaker 1: you putting those fingers? Well, I think it's important that 1296 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:50,280 Speaker 1: I give one or I put I put a finger 1297 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:58,040 Speaker 1: into our special guests on the show Bamby. They would 1298 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:04,800 Speaker 1: love in that. Oh my god, they would flip. And 1299 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:13,479 Speaker 1: then my half finger, just the tip I will put 1300 01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:20,720 Speaker 1: this is horrible. Um, I'll put my half finger into No. 1301 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,320 Speaker 1: I'm just okay. No, you said into no one, no 1302 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:35,479 Speaker 1: one told you to do that. I'll put it into George. 1303 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:44,400 Speaker 1: What about you, Jamie? Where are you putting your fingers? 1304 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,680 Speaker 1: I look, this has nothing to really do with my 1305 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,800 Speaker 1: intellectual opinion. I just wanna you know, I'm I'm I'm 1306 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:52,720 Speaker 1: throwing in two fingers because I want to have a 1307 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:59,599 Speaker 1: good time one and a half. Come on, we're already here. 1308 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:04,880 Speaker 1: You true fair for what? Okay, I'm gonna give it. 1309 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,439 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it two fingers, and I'm gonna give them. Well, 1310 01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:10,880 Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. You know, I'm gonna give 1311 01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:14,040 Speaker 1: them both to Betsy because it seems like she really 1312 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,479 Speaker 1: wanted to do something with her fingers for sure, and 1313 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:21,360 Speaker 1: I wish her the best in her future fingering endeavors. 1314 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:25,080 Speaker 1: And I think that that's feminist of me to do 1315 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:30,840 Speaker 1: DoD feminine finger Um. So that is where the recording 1316 01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:36,000 Speaker 1: cuts off. Luckily we were almost done with the show. Um, 1317 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:39,400 Speaker 1: the part that got cut off, it is just us 1318 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:42,280 Speaker 1: saying thanks to everyone who came out to the show, 1319 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,040 Speaker 1: Thanks again to SF sketch Fest for having us, Thanks 1320 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:52,320 Speaker 1: to our special guests Lauren D. Titanic and Bambi orwell 1321 01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,600 Speaker 1: was that your fake name, Jamie Bambi orwell, yeah, I 1322 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:59,639 Speaker 1: think that those that okay, fake name, Hello, I'm so sorry, 1323 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:05,120 Speaker 1: those are real people, our friend Kaitlyn d. Sorry, Lauren D. Titanic, Yeah, 1324 01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:09,040 Speaker 1: which is um not at all even close to being 1325 01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:12,760 Speaker 1: an anagram of Kaitlyn Durante, so don't even try to 1326 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:16,200 Speaker 1: make that connection. And Bambi or will like literally just not. 1327 01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:19,519 Speaker 1: It's just that's just the name of a human woman 1328 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:21,680 Speaker 1: and a woman in stems, so watch your mouth, and 1329 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:26,080 Speaker 1: a real person. So yeah, and a real human person 1330 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,720 Speaker 1: is the best I can say for her, yeah, other 1331 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,640 Speaker 1: than that she's I'm afraid of her. But thank you 1332 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:35,439 Speaker 1: to Lauren and Bamby for lending their their cat facts, 1333 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,200 Speaker 1: their animal facts in general. Depending on how much you 1334 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:43,200 Speaker 1: hate them. Maybe they'll be back someday. Yeah, let us know, 1335 01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:47,920 Speaker 1: really currently unclear if they be welcome back. Let us 1336 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:53,840 Speaker 1: know how horrified you were by those real people. And 1337 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:58,080 Speaker 1: while you're at it, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts. Yeah, 1338 01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,439 Speaker 1: because that's always a nice thing to do, And be 1339 01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:04,920 Speaker 1: on the lookout for more live show episodes that we 1340 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:09,800 Speaker 1: again will be releasing soon, and like always, check us 1341 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:14,800 Speaker 1: out on Twitter and Instagram. You can subscribe to our 1342 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:19,800 Speaker 1: Patreon aka Matreon at patreon dot com slash Spectecast, where 1343 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:22,600 Speaker 1: you will get two bonus episodes every single month for 1344 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:25,920 Speaker 1: five dollars a month, plus access to the entire back 1345 01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:31,280 Speaker 1: catalog of all the Matreon bonus episodes. Yay, all right, 1346 01:30:31,479 --> 01:30:34,280 Speaker 1: we will We'll see you next week. Bye bye,